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Joe Rogan Experience #1199 - Tom Segura & Sean Anders

Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina P called "Your Mom’s House." Sean Anders is a writer and director, and his new movie "Instant Family" premieres November 16 in theaters.

Tom SeguraguestSean AndersguestJoe RoganhostGuest (brief interjection)guest
Nov 13, 20181h 55mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    I didn't realize how…

    1. TS

      I didn't realize how good your hair is.

    2. SA

      Thanks. I'm losing it, but it's, what's left of it is still working all right.

    3. JR

      Boom, and we're live, gentlemen. Hello, Sean.

    4. SA

      Hey, how are ya?

    5. JR

      Hello, Tom.

    6. TS

      Hello, Joseph.

    7. JR

      What's go- you guys did a movie? Did you make a movie?

    8. TS

      We made a movie.

    9. SA

      We did.

    10. JR

      You guys do movies?

    11. SA

      We do. We're movie guys.

    12. TS

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      How many movies have you made?

    14. SA

      Uh, well, one.

    15. TS

      Well, I bet you've made ... How many have you made before?

    16. SA

      Uh, uh, like six. But-

    17. TS

      Yeah.

    18. SA

      But we've made one.

    19. TS

      We've made one.

    20. SA

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      What's your favorite one other than the one that's right now, which is definitely your favorite? 'Cause you're promoting it right now.

    22. SA

      Uh, Sex Drive.

    23. JR

      Sex Drive? Which one was that?

    24. SA

      It's the first one. It's the one nobody knows about.

    25. TS

      Yeah, it's his first one.

    26. JR

      Oh. Nobody knows about it?

    27. SA

      I mean, it just, it was one of those movies that just opened and nobody knew about it, but it was, it was a really, really fun movie. It was.

    28. JR

      Maybe we could change that.

    29. SA

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      Is it on iTunes or Netflix or-

  2. 15:0030:00

    That'd be worse. …

    1. SA

      you.' Like, "I don't have time for this.""

    2. TS

      That'd be worse.

    3. SA

      Yeah. Then you're gonna... So you just think-

    4. TS

      Yeah, you're an asshole.

    5. SA

      ... like, "I can't even walk away from this."

    6. TS

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. SA

      So you're... Just feel like you're... All of a sudden, somebody threw a cage over you.

    9. JR

      And they're not even re- uh, asking you, "Can I do this?" They're just-

    10. TS

      No.

    11. JR

      ... doing it. They're just, "Hey, Sean." Uh-

    12. TS

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      "Let me ask you a question, Sean." You know, like-

    14. TS

      It's forced. It, it's forced on you.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. TS

      With an obsequy.

    17. JR

      But it puts you in a... It puts you in a weird spot. It's like all of a sudden you're in... You're, you're on your, on your heels, like, right away.

    18. TS

      Yeah, because your instinct is to be defensive if someone gets... So you're... You know what I mean?

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. TS

      Your instinct is not gonna be, "I'll give the most thoughtful answer to this," because it's, it's, it's in the moment. Someone just dropped it on you. So now you're like, "Okay." And, and your, your emotions might be kind of all over the place, and you're not... You're, you're not stopping to, like... Like ha- having a conversation. You're just sort of trying to figure your way out of it.

    21. JR

      And how many people have ruined their careers or lives on those things?

    22. TS

      Oh, yeah.

    23. JR

      Just said... just fucked up and said one... They're just trying to be funny or just-

    24. TS

      That's the thing because they'll misquote you and-

    25. JR

      ... irritated, and then they get you.

    26. TS

      Mm-hmm.

    27. JR

      And then they put it up, and you're like, "Fuck, why didn't I think through that?"

    28. TS

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      "I was just... I was coming home from the airport. I was tired. I was jet-lagged." Bourdain got a shitload of death threats because he said... Uh, they asked him, "If you had to serve dinner to Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump, what would you serve?" He said, "Hemlock." He was trying to be funny.

    30. TS

      Yeah.

  3. 30:0045:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      of context.

    2. SA

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      And, and over, you know, uh, uh, giant overall discussion of a to- of a topic that took place over 45 minutes. And they'll take 30 seconds of that and put a YouTube clip up, and then you get a bunch of angry people tweeting at you.

    4. TS

      That's true. That's true. But the o- uh, the flip side of it is that I feel like in this time, we're developing more of an audience that is quick to call that shit out.

    5. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    6. TS

      So, like, while there are gonna be people that take the bait and be like, "What is it?" And get, uh, angry, there's a bunch of people who are, like, really quick to recognize that that's taken out of context.

    7. JR

      Well, it's because people like you and I and a lot of other people that do podcasts talk about that-

    8. TS

      Right.

    9. JR

      ... all the time.

    10. TS

      Right.

    11. JR

      So people hear it all the time and they see the examples of it and they go, "Wow, that's crazy."

    12. TS

      Yeah, yeah.

    13. JR

      Like some, some of it is so egregious. You're like-

    14. TS

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      ... you, you're a piece of shit. Like someone should pull your license.

    16. TS

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      Like if you were a doctor, they'd full- pull your fucking license.

    18. TS

      Right.

    19. JR

      But as a journalist, there's like a l- lot of wiggle room with being a piece of shit.

    20. TS

      Yeah, there is. (laughs)

    21. JR

      (laughs)

    22. SA

      (laughs) Yeah.

    23. TS

      Yeah.

    24. SA

      Yeah, but this is where-

    25. JR

      And I use the word journalist, air quotes.

    26. TS

      These, the podcast, this, this medium is just gonna grow and, and people...... are embracing more this long form conversation-

    27. SA

      Well-

    28. TS

      ... you know, and understanding things by talking about it for a while.

    29. SA

      Well, and the other part of it that I think p- that gets lost sometimes is that, you know, like right now, we're talking about, like, journalists.

    30. TS

      Mm-hmm.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Yeah. …

    1. SA

      the worst thing I've ever seen." And we ended up sort of inadvertently meeting this teenage girl and her brother and sister. And just, they just seemed cool, and they just seemed like really good kids and just scared, scared, scared. But we wrote them down on our sheet and just, again, not what we- (laughs)

    2. TS

      Yeah.

    3. SA

      ... what we had planned on when we did this, but we wrote them down on our sheet. And we went home knowing they were gonna match us with them 'cause no one else was gonna put them down. And we, we get home, and we find out, yes, you've been matched with these kids. And we're like, "Okay, here we go." We're gonna have, you know, we're gonna have a teenager.

    4. JR

      How old?

    5. SA

      Uh, they were 16, 13, and 11.

    6. JR

      Oof.

    7. SA

      Yeah. (laughs) I know.

    8. TS

      Whoa.

    9. SA

      So, so we're, we're, you know, kind of wrapping our heads around this-

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. SA

      ... over the next couple weeks. And we, we got to the place where we were like, "Okay, you know, we can do this." And then we got a call from the social worker, and she said, "You know, um, it's, it's not gonna work out with them. The, uh, they've been in the system for four years. The girl, she's really holding out hope that her mom is coming for her, so she's refusing the placement."

    12. JR

      (sighs)

    13. SA

      And so we tried to... And, and I was like, I was... You know, when you hear that, it's so... Uh, y- just the same reaction you guys just had. So my wife and I wrote an, uh, a letter to send through the, the social workers just saying, "Hey, look, we get it. If you maybe, you guys just wanna come and just do the foster thing, or, you know, however you want to do it." And we s- we, we just sort of sent the letter off. We didn't hear anything. And then she came back and she just said, "Yeah, it's not gonna happen." And then she very matter-of-factly just said, "But there's these other three kids." And those kids are my kids now, who I love more than anything in the world (laughs) .

    14. TS

      R- real- And that's, that's how it... In that conversation-

    15. SA

      And that's how it started-

    16. TS

      ... she was like, "There's another three."

    17. SA

      ... it was just like, "There's these other three kids."

    18. TS

      Wow.

    19. SA

      And we were like, "Oh, oh, all right." And you, you want there to be... Or I shouldn't say you. I mean, I wanted there to be a certain amount of randomness, like when you have, you know, biological kids. You don't know what you're gonna get.

    20. TS

      Yeah.

    21. SA

      And going to that, that event where you're s- sort of like meeting kids, and it, it feels weird. And so when she said there's these other three kids, we said okay. And then they turned out to be younger, you know, six, three, and 18 months. Um, but I never forgot meeting that, that girl and her brother and sister. So when the t- when the time came that we were gonna make a movie about it, I really... That was the genesis of the Lizzie character, was that-

    22. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    23. TS

      Right.

    24. SA

      ... I wanted to make sure there was a teenager in this movie because they're, they're so misunderstood. And in the process, I went out and met with a bunch of families that had adopted teen girls, and then met with a lot of those girls who, some of whom are grown up and some of whom are still, you know, uh, with their families. And, and this is the thing. You know, the s- the scariness that we're all talking about. Every one of these families that I met with, just great stories. Like amazing great stories, like hard times, you know, try- trying to make that connection and whatever. But, but everybody with the same story, wouldn't have it any other way, changed our life for the better, met these incredible kids. And, uh ...

    25. TS

      Hm.

    26. SA

      This is... Yeah, and now I'm yammering. But (laughs) I-

    27. JR

      (laughs)

    28. TS

      No.

    29. JR

      No, no, you're not yammering at all.

    30. TS

      Okay.

  5. 1:00:001:02:16

    A friend of mine,…

    1. TS

      really feels like kind of a, I don't know, a risk assessment where you're like, "I didn't feel like that was, you know... Do I have damage?" I don't know, but I mean, once you get into college football is where I feel like that's where you're really playing with really good athletes.

    2. JR

      A friend of mine, a guy in his neighborhood, um, a kid who was 21 committed suicide. And, uh, he was a college player who was, uh, about to go in, to pull into the pros. He was 21 years old.

    3. TS

      Really?

    4. JR

      Yeah. And, um, he, uh, significant CTE, like just really ravaged.

    5. TS

      There's-

    6. JR

      E- every year a player played tackle football under the age predicted, the early onset of cognitive problems by 2.4 years and behavioral and mood problems by 2.5 years. Yeah, but there's a study-

    7. TS

      Wow.

    8. JR

      This is... Okay, the average study found that 211 players who were diagnosed with CTE after death who played tackle football before age 12 suffered from cognitive b- behavioral and mood symptoms earlier than those players who didn't start to play till after age 12.

    9. TS

      Wow.

    10. JR

      Um, they're saying that-Okay. Study included 246 former players, 211 of whom were diagnosed with CTE after death.

    11. TS

      Wow.

    12. JR

      That's insane.

    13. TS

      Well, in college there's, there's definitely ... There's no such thing as getting around real high impact hits.

    14. JR

      No such thing.

    15. TS

      That's it. Those are all people that know how to play. They're all athletes. You're gonna get-

    16. JR

      But here's the thing.

    17. TS

      ... rocked.

    18. JR

      What they're realizing now is that subconcussive trauma is what's responsible for the majority of brain damage.

    19. TS

      What's subconcussive?

    20. JR

      You not getting a concussion.

    21. TS

      Oh.

    22. JR

      Yeah, you're just getting rattled.

    23. TS

      Yeah. Wow.

    24. JR

      So getting rattled, where it's not even fucking you up but over time-

    25. TS

      Over time that over and over.

    26. JR

      ... you have multiple hits that are just not, they're not knocking you out, they're just jostling you. You can even-

    27. TS

      Oh, this happened a lot.

    28. JR

      Yeah. You even get it from getting hit to the body.

    29. TS

      Right.

    30. JR

      You get hit to the body and your, uh, your head snaps back and you don't even get hit in the head. And you're, like, throwing up and your head's all fucked up.

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