EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,044 words- 0:00 – 2:14
Stand-up comedy arrives in Brazil: from Seinfeld to Brazilian pioneers
- RBRafinha Bastos
I'm gonna wait for the green sign before I point.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay. Boom? Good? Okay. We had some tech-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... technical difficulties.
- RBRafinha Bastos
No problem, brother. Sorry.
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's try it again.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, anyway, brother, welcome. Thanks for coming here.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Thanks, my friend. Thanks. Thanks for having me.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, what we were saying before... uh, we actually said this already, but let's say it again-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
... because the people didn't hear it. You-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Don't worry.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you were one of the pioneers of stand-up comedy in Brazil.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah. Yeah, it was, uh, I started with, like, four or five guys. We started doing, like, psh- 16, 17 years ago. And, uh, nobody knew about standup. It was something that I found out when I came here to live and play basketball. I had a scholarship to play basketball, and I watched Jim Gaffigan.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, wow.
- RBRafinha Bastos
And Brian Regan.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah, I know those guys. (laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
And I thought it was so weird, because those guys were, like, that's- I was questioning, "Is- is his, uh, does he call- is his name Brian Regan? Does he- is that actually him?" Because we used to have characters and impersonators. So, it was, uh, kinda weird, but at the same time, it was interesting, because I'm not a guy who does characters. And I do observations, and I write. I was a journalist. I'm- I'm- have a degree in journalism, so it was interesting for me to see those guys doing comedy, and I thought we could do the same in my country.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's so crazy that it took that long for it to get to Brazil.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You would think that- because everything else, I mean, you guys have movies-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and, you know, uh, I mean, City of God, you have action movies, you have all these- you have so much that's so similar. The fact that standup comedy made it there is so unusual.
- RBRafinha Bastos
It took, uh, it took a long time, and it was, (sighs) I don't know why, but the image of a comedian speaking, like, with a blazer or f- a- like, a suit or something was-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like Jerry Seinfeld.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, it was-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... very American, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- 2:14 – 3:01
Character comedy vs. stand-up, and how the internet changed Brazilian comedy
- JRJoe Rogan
So, comedy in Brazil, they would basically be, like, uh, like say if I was a Brazilian comedian-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... I would come up with a fake name.
- RBRafinha Bastos
You would. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
And- and I would do a character.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I- a wig, probably.
- JRJoe Rogan
A wig.
- RBRafinha Bastos
A wig.
- JRJoe Rogan
A certain outfit.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Outfit, like, uh, very over the top, screaming, and, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
And that still, uh, it- it still exists in Brazil. This is, like, a popular for the- the people.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Standup, I'm not saying that it's for everyone. Now, I have my Netflix special. We- it's becoming huge, because, uh, we have some other options right now. With internet, everything changed. The game changed completely. So, we have, uh, what is good has its own space right now. It's not only what the TV wants you to watch it. So, the game changed a little for e- for all of us.
- 3:01 – 3:56
First gigs in unexpected places: the BDSM club origin story
- JRJoe Rogan
So, how did you start out? Did you start out by going to music clubs, or... ?
- RBRafinha Bastos
It was- I actually started in a (laughs) a BDSM club.
- JRJoe Rogan
A- a sadomasochist club?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really? (laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
(laughs) I remember that there was, like, pictures of-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
... cocks in the bathroom.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
And- and, like, vaginas, like, huge vaginas, and we had a-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
And we had a show, and it was- it wasn't good, but it- it was an experience for all of us-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... to go on stage and try to- to- to show them, uh, our opinions and, uh, our jokes and some irony and sarcasm, whi- which was something that people wasn't watching, uh, uh... But then, it becomes- it becomes something huge, and we got chances to go to TV and everything else. But at first, it was difficult, because people could not understand, "Is he a character? Is he playing a part?"
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- 3:56 – 6:39
From underground success to TV backlash: fame before the culture was ready
- RBRafinha Bastos
So, that's why I had s- and I still have a lot of problems with the law, because, like, I did a rape joke, which I'm not proud of.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
(laughs) I'm saying. It's not something, "Oh, I'm so over the- all over the line," and- but, uh, it was like, "Does he- does this guy wants people to be raped? What- what is- what is he thinking? What is..." Because with all those jokes was taken out of context and put-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... it on newspapers-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... and kinda killed, uh... It kinda killed, uh- uh, my desire to do comedy over that, as well.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah. It was- it was difficult, man, because it was like journalists, uh, uh, journalists, uh, uh, in the audience waiting for me to say some shit-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... to put out of context, and then got, like, uh, fucking, like, billions of clicks on their websites-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Of course.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... because of a joke I did.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
That- that's how we- the controversy was starting over that. I don't know if it's the same thing here.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, they knew that this was a new thing.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They, and then so they would come to see it, and then were- were- were they criticizing it before this?
- RBRafinha Bastos
It was- it was huge. Everybody loved it at first.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- RBRafinha Bastos
But when we- when- when- when, man, when we started to have money and, uh, TV shows, and we kind of, uh, r- ran away out- out of the underground, I was doing shows at midnight, like, packing a three- 300 seat theater at midnight in Brazil. That was my thing. Underground in Sao Paolo in the middle of nowhere.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRafinha Bastos
But then, people, "Oh, this guy's talented. Let me give him a chance." So, they put me on TV, and out of nowhere, I was on TV doing the same thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- RBRafinha Bastos
So, the- th- they- the country was not that prepared for what I wa- I was doing at the time.
- JRJoe Rogan
What kind of laws do you have in Brazil in terms of, like, the language you're allowed to use on television?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Uh, you know, the- I'm not saying there's, like, a, uh, a government censorship about what you can say, what you cannot say, but, uh-... the sponsors and, and even TV stations and, uh, the media is very sensitive about everything-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... because it's still a poor country, it's still a- Brazil's still a third-world country. So we are, we are like- we have a lot of people that don't understand the, the, "Oh, this is comedy." What, well, what's, what's comedy? So-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- 6:39 – 10:32
Language, taboo words, and American racial context (N-word discussion)
- JRJoe Rogan
Brazilian Portuguese is such a beautiful language.
- RBRafinha Bastos
You think that?
- JRJoe Rogan
I love it. I love it. It's like a song. It's like it sings song.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Do you really think that?
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, well, I've been doing jujitsu for-
- RBRafinha Bastos
That's good. (laughs) Of course.
- JRJoe Rogan
... 23 years. So it's like, to me, that sound is like- it's such a cool sound.
- RBRafinha Bastos
What do- what does Brazilians say in, in jujitsu? Is that a word or something that they're still repeating that you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I mean, you know, porra.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Porra.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
(laughs) Which is come.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Is that fuck or come? Which one is it?
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's come.
- JRJoe Rogan
But sometimes it's fuck too.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Porra is come.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah, porra though.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Por-
- JRJoe Rogan
Sometimes you say it like damn.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, but it's come.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's come.
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's come, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But so that's funny 'cause, like, that's like the word shit.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, shit could be, like, you could look at something and go, "Shit."
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, merda.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, that's good.
- RBRafinha Bastos
In Portuguese it's merda.
- JRJoe Rogan
Merda.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Merda.
- 10:32 – 13:40
Racism in Brazil vs. the U.S.: categories, politics, and daily life
- RBRafinha Bastos
... uh, I was never so aware of racists like I am now living in this country.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, Brazil is no- racism is n-
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's...
- JRJoe Rogan
... very mild-
- RBRafinha Bastos
I- it's...
- JRJoe Rogan
... very different.
- RBRafinha Bastos
There is racism. I cannot say that there is not racism. Of course there is. But here it's like, uh, when there's election, they even say how the white voted and how the Black voted.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
That's kind of weird because for me that's racism. You're-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... you're, like, dividing people in races-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... and it's clear on TV.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
And sometimes you don't even stop thinking about it. It's like- it's part of the, the, the whole thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it's because the Black community doesn't feel like they're represented, and they felt like they were represented finally-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Of course.
- JRJoe Rogan
... when Obama became president because finally we had a Black president.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
But other than that, you know, there's a real distinction. Like, o- with Obama, it was like almost universal he was going to get, air quotes, "the Black vote."
- RBRafinha Bastos
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, but with Trump, I mean, it's- or with anybody else, it's, it's very tricky. It's very d- it's a very different thing. They want to make sure that their community is being represented and that their needs are being represented.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I completely understand and I agree that there's an ack- some acknowledgment to make about-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... the history, but at the same time, acknowledging, uh, make- divide-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
It kind of divides you a little bit-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... as well.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes, it does. And it's also used as a weapon by some people that, you know, are, are not...... they're not being honest.
- 13:40 – 17:22
Building a Brazilian stand-up industry: references, joke ownership, and translation
- JRJoe Rogan
When did you learn English?
- RBRafinha Bastos
I played basketball here.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, so you learned to-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... s- in order to play?
- RBRafinha Bastos
It was ... Yeah, I, I, I-
- JRJoe Rogan
How old were you at the time?
- RBRafinha Bastos
I was s- 1999. I was 23 at the time, I'm 42.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
So, uh, it was 1999. I played basketball here and I learned English, and that's when I got a ... The first time I saw stand-up, I was like, "Fucking that's, that's so easy."
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- RBRafinha Bastos
That was 1999.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, when you brought it over to Brazil-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... when you brought over stand-up, did you guys get together and say, "Hey, let's try to do this over here. Where can we do it?"
- RBRafinha Bastos
Uh, w- that I had three friends that knew about it. It was kind of a (laughs) a cult, a secret cult of people who knew about stand-up. And, uh, we were like, "Let's try it." But the only, the only image that we have was Seinfeld at the end of every e- every episode.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
That was the, that was the thing for us. That's the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... the only reference. I still remember that the first video they were, like, talking about what we were doing, we were like, "Oh, so th- uh, this is stand-up. Uh, w- do you, did you ever see every episode of Seinfeld at the end he does, like, a little-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... routine? Oh, this is what they're gonna do on the theater right now." So, that's when we wanted to do it. And, uh, and it took some time because we started in 2002, 2003, and YouTube just came on 2005. But when YouTube came, there was, like, a lot of people posting stand-up and little, like, 30 minutes Comedy Central specials, and then-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... we could see. And that ... And it was difficult at first because of, uh, everything that I was writing I could see people doing on TV. My jokes, it was hard for me to explain to people, "Okay, th- this is my joke. I-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like someone stole your joke?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, it was not even like stealing because-
- JRJoe Rogan
They didn't know.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... i- it's just joke.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, right, right.
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's just a joke. How can I explain to people, "Okay, this is what I wrote. I'm not gonna do jokes that other people wrote."
- 17:22 – 22:24
Performing in English: clubs, culture shock, and running a São Paulo comedy club
- JRJoe Rogan
Have you s- have ... Do you do much stand-up in English?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, I have been doing stand-up here-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... for, for eight months, like, all the clubs, and in d- Improv, and, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... La Factory, and, uh, and, uh ... But here, I do it in English. The, the, I do it in ... What I do on stage now is something that I wrote living here.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Like, 80%, and 20% I translated for my act in Portuguese.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- RBRafinha Bastos
And some of those jokes don't work when I translate-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
... and it's always a surprise.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, wow.
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's always a surprise.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause the culture's so different, right?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's like, what people think is funny and what they find ironic.
- RBRafinha Bastos
But Joe, uh, a joke is a joke, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
If it, if it has a timing, if you, if I ... Now I'm able to do it the same pace that I do in Portuguese-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... I feel comfortable doing it in English. So, I feel the same thing.And it's easier for me because I actually write jokes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I have some friends that just, like, uh, have some crowd work and interact with the audience, and there's a lot of physical comedy in it. So, to translate that to English is difficult.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I write jokes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
So, if, if I translate in a right way, if he ha- if, if people understand the context, and people understand what I'm talking about, like, uh, the pregnancy of my wife-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... and, and marriage, and, I don't know, being single and everything, or maybe that... It can work.
- 22:24 – 26:52
Lawsuits over jokes: the TV scandal that derailed his Brazilian career
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay. Cool. So, now w- when you were doing standup and you started to get in some trouble-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... for, for bits.
- RBRafinha Bastos
A lot of troubles, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
A lot of trouble. How, how much trouble?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, a lot of money. I spent a lot of money.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What happened?
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's like I lost a lot of suits, suits. Uh, I lost a lot of lawsuits because of jokes, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Lawsuits?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So like, who was suing you?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Uh, the people who felt offended.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, people in the audience?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Artists. When I make fun of a celebrity-
- JRJoe Rogan
They would sue you?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah. They can s- they can sue you. They can get money out of you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Politicians, they can get money. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh. Politicians?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So who sued you?
- RBRafinha Bastos
You know, I got this, uh, this lawsuit that really, uh, put me in trouble. It was because of a singer. It was... She was a singer, and, uh, kind of, uh, almost killed my career.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- RBRafinha Bastos
It actually did. That's why I'm here, so... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
No. Uh, yeah, I got in a huge lawsuit, and it looks dumb when you explain, "Oh, he's just a singer," but it becames all this talk about freedom of speech-
- 26:52 – 38:48
Free speech, PC culture, and social media punishment cycles (U.S., Canada, Brazil)
- JRJoe Rogan
What is freedom of speech like in Brazil? Is it the same where ... I mean, obviously, we have the First Amendment in the United States.
- RBRafinha Bastos
You have the First Amendment.
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you have something that-
- RBRafinha Bastos
No, we don't.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- RBRafinha Bastos
We don't have that.
- JRJoe Rogan
We don't ... They don't even have that in Canada.
- RBRafinha Bastos
We don't have that.
- JRJoe Rogan
I had Mike Ward on in Canada. Do you know his story?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, I know.
- JRJoe Rogan
He, he's the guy who ... He made a joke about, uh, a sick boy, that the boy was still alive years later.
- RBRafinha Bastos
No, I didn't know. I, I thought it wasn't.
- JRJoe Rogan
And, you know, it was just a bad joke-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
... about this guy still being alive and can he get his money back-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
... 'cause, (laughs) like, 'cause they donated money. It's-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) It's just, it's a fucked-up joke. But, uh, it's supposed to be a fucked-up joke. He was doing-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
... it in a nightclub situation where people are drinking. You say things that are inappropriate, and that's the art form.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
He got sued, and he's still in the process of it right now.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
And there's another case in Vancouver where these women were heckling. Uh, they were yelling things out during the show, and then the comedian went on stage and berated the women, and then the women sued and won 'cause, uh, they were lesbians and he made some lesbian jokes about them at their own expense. And so, then they took him to court and they won, and-
- RBRafinha Bastos
They won what?
- JRJoe Rogan
They won some judgment where he had to pay them ... I wanna ... Joe, Jimmy, how much was it? I wanna say it was somewhere in the neighborhood of $30,000.
- RBRafinha Bastos
$30,000, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, when ... For, and for this g- gentleman, this comedian, uh, I think that was a lot of money. I don't-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Mm-hmm.
- 38:48 – 42:32
Why Rafinha moved to the U.S.: second chances, family distance, and safety concerns
- RBRafinha Bastos
And, uh, and I decided not to come back. So, this is how... This is why this moment for me is very important. Uh, I never thought that I had a... My dream was to play basketball. That's what I was dedicating my life, uh, for. And, uh, I never thought that I would have a second chance in America, and this is... And that's it. That's th- my second chance, and I can mess this up.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, what made you come from Brazil to America for standup comedy? Was it b- all the lawsuits?
- RBRafinha Bastos
It was a little bit of the lawsuits. I'm not saying that it was not, but, m- my friend, it's like, if you wanna play basketball, you wanna play at the NBA.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRafinha Bastos
If you wanna play soccer, you wanna go to Barcelona. Uh, standup's here, man. That's the place that you gotta be. And we never had a Brazilian standup comedian in, in, in here. Just, like, Jay, th- the ones who were born here-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... but not the ones who actually was, like, doing standup in Brazil and coming here, I think was important for me and for all my colleagues and all my, all the comedians in Brazil as well, to start something here. And it has been a very good experience. A little hard-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... but it has been a lot of, a lot of fun as well.
- JRJoe Rogan
Now, are you working over here? Did you save up money and you're living off your money from Brazil?
- RBRafinha Bastos
I still have my comedy club there. I saved-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I saved some... I got some money. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I lost some of those lawsuits- (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
... but I kept some, Joe. Fuck.
- JRJoe Rogan
But I'm saying you're not working here, necessarily.
- RBRafinha Bastos
No, no, no. I'm just, like, going and doing standup. I'm focusing on standup. I have my agent and I have manager. Everything is happening. I... Last year, I did JFL. I'm headlining-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, that's great.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... I'm headlining some clubs right now, because in those places, they has, like, a huge Brazilian community.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I'm doing it in English, but I'm, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Throw a little Portuguese in there with 'em?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
So, thi- that's, that's new, man. It's... I did everything that I wanted to do in Brazil. I did a t- a talk show. I did movies. I did my own series. I directed a movie, directed a series, and I thought it was like... I'm 42. It's time for me to try something new.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRafinha Bastos
And so that's why I came here. And I miss my son a lot. That's, that's the bad, the bad part, but that's okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. We were talking about that before. That is a... That's a crazy situation you have.
- 42:32 – 49:17
Comedy craft deep dive: writing process, crowd work in a second language, and avoiding ‘hack’ material
- JRJoe Rogan
Now, when you're over here and you're trying to do standup, do ... are you ... do you structure your act out? Do you have, like ... how do you do it? Do you write it out on paper, on a computer? Do you put it up on a ...
- RBRafinha Bastos
This thing over here.
- JRJoe Rogan
Put it on your phone? Oh, right, right. Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
No, I write everything over here. And then I keep rehearsing and I go on stage and I have to t- and I say it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
That's what I do. I memorize everything that I'm gonna say. Not everything, but, uh, it gets natural. It's the way you do it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I just memorize everything that I'm gonna write, because if I mess up a word or two, I can kill a joke, and I want everything to work, uh, flawlessly.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRafinha Bastos
So that's why I memorize. It looks natural, but I memorize everything. But it's very hard for me to interact with the audience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Because every time that someone, like, heckle me, all joke, all jokes comes in Portuguese in my head.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
And I have to translate.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, right, right.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Right at the time, and I lose time, and it's very frustrating.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah. I can imagine.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Like, uh ... and I even say this on stage. Like, I was doing a show the other day and this guy just scream, "You suck." It was like a bad show. It was a bar show. And what I say to ... when w- when I am stressed out, I just mess up words and that always happen. And he was like, "You s-" I wanted to say, uh, go fuck yourself, and I said, "Gonna fuck myself." That's what I ... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah. (laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
He go like ... looking at me like-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
... "Go fuck yourself."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's very hard to interact with the audience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I lose timing, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's difficult-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... to do it in another language. It's not my natural thing.
- 49:17 – 53:45
Weed anxiety story and performance mindset: when substances don’t mix
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
And I ... And I'm not gonna be because I, I tried, uh, mari- marijuana? Is it?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Marijuana.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Weed.
- JRJoe Rogan
Weed.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Weed.
- JRJoe Rogan
Weed, yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Once, two years ago, and I stayed high for, uh, 14 days.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
Swear to God, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you eat it?
- RBRafinha Bastos
14 days. No, no, no.
- JRJoe Rogan
You smoked it?
- RBRafinha Bastos
It was in a vaporizer. Is that?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, vaporizer.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Vaporizer, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
And I stay high for 14 days, and I-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) That doesn't make any sense.
- RBRafinha Bastos
And I thought, uh ... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
It doesn't, right? It doesn't.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh ...
- RBRafinha Bastos
I wasn't high, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well-
- RBRafinha Bastos
I probably wasn't high after the second day, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
It doesn't seem like it. (laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
But I thought I was, like, disconnected from reality.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, sometimes that does happen. And I know a story about a guy who is a straight-laced guy who took some marijuana edibles so that he could get to sleep, and he had a real problem. Like, he got suicidal-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Wow.
- 53:45 – 1:04:26
MMA friendships and aging fighters: CTE, legends, and the cost of wars
- RBRafinha Bastos
I always wanted to ask you one thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Uh, it's completely different subject. Can I ask you this about anything?
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay, sure. Ask whatever you want.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Okay. Uh, when you're doing interviews at the end of fights-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... did you ever feel threatened somehow?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Like, like at least once and s-
- JRJoe Rogan
No. No, no, no. I ... One thing that I hope the fighters realize is that what I'm trying to do is only ...... get them to express themselves.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
I want them to shine. I really genuinely want them ... They won this big fight.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
I want, I want them to express themselves. I want them to maybe maximize their marketing-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Perfect.
- JRJoe Rogan
... their marketability, and just, like, tell the world how they feel. Like, that's a incredibly unusual experience to win a big fight in the cage, on pay-per-view-
- RBRafinha Bastos
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... in front of millions of people. Uh, my goal is only to try to get them to communicate better, and to let them know that I'm there to support them. That's all I'm ever trying to do.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Perfect.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah. Uh, I w- like I was saying before, before we started talking there, I have a lot of fri- friends in MMA.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Sweetest guys ever.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nicest people.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, consider what they do for a living. It's crazy.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Fuck, that's so crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRafinha Bastos
Demian, Wanderlei-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- 1:04:26 – 1:09:22
Social media fame, Brazilian politics, and platform power: Twitter, presidents, and censorship-by-business
- RBRafinha Bastos
My, I have my, my, my, my channel YouTube got, like, two million subscribers.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- RBRafinha Bastos
I have, like the ... on Twitter, I have 12 million people following me.
- JRJoe Rogan
Damn.
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's a lot, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a lot.
- RBRafinha Bastos
12 million people following me. My Brazilian Instagram, I got, like, 1.5 million people. People, people are very active-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... in social media in Brazil. It just-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's good.
- RBRafinha Bastos
It's something that is from our nature to connect with people, uh, in Brazil.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRafinha Bastos
So, that's why social media got huge. And it was, uh, it was like an alternative for the traditional media.
- JRJoe Rogan
What is this? "The most influential-"
- NANarrator
From a couple years ago.
- JRJoe Rogan
"... person on Twitter."
- RBRafinha Bastos
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Look at you, motherfucker.
- RBRafinha Bastos
I got (laughs) , I gotta-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
... I got a story on the New York Times saying-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's crazy. New York Times Magazine saying you're the most influential person on Twitter. That's incredible. Now, what- why, why are they saying you're the most influential? What, what, what were you doing that was influencing people?
- RBRafinha Bastos
I have no idea, myself.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRafinha Bastos
I was surprised. Monday, I woke up and I was story on the New York Times-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- RBRafinha Bastos
... saying that I was the most influential profile on Twitter. And in second place, the Dalai Lama.
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- RBRafinha Bastos
Take this one, Dalai Lama.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
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