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Joe Rogan Experience #1650 - Russell Peters

Russell Peters is a standup comedian, actor, and the host of the "Culturally Cancelled" podcast.

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Jun 27, 20243h 15mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    2. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day.

    3. NA

      (instrumental music)

    4. JR

      Hello, Russell.

    5. RP

      Hello, Joseph.

    6. JR

      Good to see you, my friend.

    7. RP

      How are you, pally?

    8. JR

      I'm fucking great.

    9. RP

      (clears throat) So-

    10. JR

      Better now that you're here.

    11. RP

      I know. I, I called you and I said, "Joe, I really wanna do your podcast again." You said, "Sure."

    12. JR

      "Anytime, buddy."

    13. RP

      I know. It was great. And I was, I was very happy (laughs) . I thought you were gonna be like, "Oh, man. You know, I got so many people I gotta-"

    14. JR

      Come on.

    15. RP

      (laughs)

    16. JR

      Russell, you and I go back, my friend.

    17. RP

      I know, it's true.

    18. JR

      And I tell everybody I wear the watch you gave me every special. And I have since 2014.

    19. RP

      Oh, really?

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. RP

      I didn't, I didn't know that detail. That's an-

    22. JR

      Yep.

    23. RP

      ... interesting detail.

    24. JR

      You gave me a watch once. It was the s- the most ridiculously generous thing ever. I was looking at your watch and go, "That's a nice watch." You go, "You want it?"

    25. RP

      (laughs)

    26. JR

      And you took it off and gave it to me. I'm like-

    27. RP

      (laughs)

    28. JR

      ... "Jesus Christ." So I've worn it every special I've ever done.

    29. RP

      I've tried, I've tried that with you. I was like, "Joe, that's a really nice Porsche." "Yeah, it is."

    30. JR

      (laughs)

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    (Brazilian portuguese) …

    1. JR

      famous jujitsu guys.

    2. NA

      (Brazilian portuguese)

    3. JR

      That's the famous mats of New York City.

    4. NA

      (Brazilian portuguese)

    5. JR

      Renzo Gracie Academy.

    6. NA

      (Brazilian portuguese)

    7. RP

      It's a beautiful language. It's beautiful.

    8. JR

      It's when he does it, it sounds good.

    9. NA

      (Brazilian portuguese)

    10. RP

      I don't know what he's saying.

    11. JR

      He, he sounds like he's just talking shit to you, doesn't it?

    12. RP

      It might be.

    13. JR

      Because of the look in Renzo's face all the time.

    14. RP

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      He probably is talking shit to you.

    16. RP

      It might be.

    17. JR

      One of my favorite Renzo stories was Renzo live streamed him beating these dudes' asses who were following him around trying to mug him. (laughs)

    18. RP

      Oh, I remember that.

    19. JR

      (laughs)

    20. RP

      I remember that.

    21. JR

      These poor fucks, they decided they were gonna mug Renzo. Like, what a fucking ... And he, like, took pictures of his knuckles after he beat their asses.

    22. RP

      Yeah. Mm-hmm.

    23. JR

      And it was like, "What a great day." (laughs)

    24. RP

      That was in New York City, right?

    25. JR

      Yes.

    26. RP

      Yes, I remember that.

    27. JR

      It was ... This was pre-pandemic when New York City was slightly more safe. Like, quite a bit more safe, actually. It's, it's, it's pretty sketchy now.

    28. RP

      I've trained with h- Ralf a couple of times.

    29. JR

      Ralf's a dangerous man.

    30. RP

      Oh man, Ralf shows me dirty moves. (laughs)

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    But they still had,…

    1. JR

      there's no innovation. You, you're not gonna get anything done. It's like, when things get safe-

    2. RP

      But they still had, like, their medicine men, and I'm sure they had, like, their, at the, you know, what would be the tech people of the time that they would... You know, these would be the warriors that would go out and do that, and then they would protect these people.

    3. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    4. RP

      To-

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. RP

      ... you know, to innovate the village or whatever.

    7. JR

      There was no innovation. I mean, all the, the medicine men, like, what were they? They knew some herbs and some plants and some things that were good for you. But for the most part, you're fucked.

    8. RP

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      You get sick, you're fucked. If you break your leg, you're fucked. You know, most of the time, you're fucked.

    10. RP

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      A lot of it was you're fucked.

    12. RP

      We went back to being fucked again, somehow.

    13. JR

      Ah, barely.

    14. RP

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      We barely did. But I mean, this is, these tr- the trend of moving towards good things has good aspects and bad aspects, right? And the bad aspects is you could not make a movie like Step Brothers anymore.

    16. RP

      (laughs)

    17. JR

      These things, pe- people are trying to make things so safe.

    18. RP

      We evolved to devolve. (laughs)

    19. JR

      Mm-hmm. Yeah, we got a little crazy.

    20. RP

      Yeah. Hopefully, this all goes away. I have problems with it, you know. I have problems with it.

    21. JR

      It'll balance out a little bit.

    22. RP

      It will because it's a, we're, we're, it, it, there's this really weird balance of, uh, of being told to be tolerant while the people-

    23. JR

      Being intolerant.

    24. RP

      ... te- yeah. Yeah.

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. RP

      It's a very fucking... I don't understand.

    27. JR

      Well-

    28. RP

      But you want me to tolerate you, but you, you're not gonna tolerate-

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. RP

      ... my adjustment time.

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    The movie, yeah. …

    1. JR

      that they planted, but there's some insanely prolific tree that they were, uh, that they were harvesting and planting in these areas and it took over. Like y- you ever hear of that s- The Lost City of Z? You ever remember that?

    2. RP

      The movie, yeah.

    3. JR

      Yeah. That movie apparently was based on what, what would happen when these explorers had originally come there. Supposedly pristine, untouched Amazon rainforest was actually shaped by humans. Over thousands of years, native people planted a strong, played a strong role in molding the ecology of this vast wilderness. So, we assume that you see this dense jungle, oh, it's untouched, but it, it actually, they don't think it was. Um, so here it goes. Uh, described region of the world in 1991 book making, marking the 500th anniversary of Christopher Columbus v- uh, voyage to the New World. The native people were transparent in the landscape, living as natural elements in the ecosphere. Their world was a world of barely perceptible human disturbance. But was it really? In a less... How do you say that word? Rhapsodical-

    4. RP

      (clears throat)

    5. JR

      ... rhapsodical verse.

    6. RP

      There is that word.

    7. JR

      Scholars in the past quarter century have shown that this mythical image of untouched nature is just that, a myth. Like humans everywhere, Native Americans shaped their environments to suit them through burning, pruning, tilling and other practices, and the Amazon is no different. If you look closer, you see the deep impressions that humans have made on the world's largest tropical rain f- rainforest, scientists reported yesterday in the journal Science. De- despite its vastness, the Amazon stretches more than two million square miles and an estimated 390 billion trees. This rainforest is hardly the untamable, unstoppable force of nature that the romantics opined, says Jose Iriarte?

    8. RP

      Iriarte.

    9. JR

      Yeah, an archaeologist at the University of Exeter. In fact, humans have inhabited the Amazon for roughly 13,000 years and have been domesticating plants for at least 8,000, and recent archaeological studies, especially in the last two decades showed that indigenous populations in the past were more numerous, more complex, and had a greater impact on the largest and most biodiverse tropical rainforests in the world than had previously thought, than previously thought.

    10. RP

      What's the, uh, lifespan of the, uh, those, those untouched humans?

    11. JR

      I don't know, man. Not, not so good. But hold on a second, here's a... Stop right there. Um, colleagues were ta- taking inventory of the vast diversity of the Amazon, uh, trees. They sampled 1,100 scattered plots far from modern human inhabitants to identify more than 16,000 different species among those 390 billion individual plants, then they noticed something odd. Despite the broad diversity, over half of the total trees were made up of just over 1% of the species. About 20 of these hyperdominant plants were domesticated species such as the Brazil nut, the Amazon tree grape, and the ice cream bean tree. That was five times the amount researchers expected if the chances were the only fact- if chance was the only factor. The hypothesis came up that perhaps people might have domesticated these species which would have helped their abundance in the Amazon. So the thing, they think they had domesticated these species that they used for food and then these species took over and just dominated the, uh, the ecosphere.

    12. RP

      ... like a wild weed?

    13. JR

      Yeah. They, they've also started using something called LiDAR. And LiDAR is something that they use from planes, and they scan the rainforest. And underneath this insane, dense, vast jungle, they-

    14. RP

      The LiDAR can see through-

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. RP

      ... the bush, the, the thickness?

    17. JR

      It can see through everything into the ground, and they've found these grids that indicate that there were cities there.

    18. RP

      Mm-hmm.

    19. JR

      So, all this shit that's incredibly dense and, and filled with trees now, at one point in time had complex, like, roadways and irrigation systems. And they think that the, the latest theory is that explorers-

    20. RP

      (clears throat)

    21. JR

      ... when they came there, like this, uh, Cabeza de Vaca-

    22. RP

      Mm-hmm.

    23. JR

      ... dude and these others that came from Europe, probably gave these people the plague. They probably gave these people diseases, just like they did to... 90% of all Native Americans were wiped out by disease-

    24. RP

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... brought by European explorers.

    26. RP

      By the blankets.

    27. JR

      They think that... That's, I don't think that's true. I think the blanket part is fake. It's just being around them that killed.

    28. RP

      The smallpox and all that?

    29. JR

      I think, I think maybe there probably was some people that gave people dirty blankets, but-

    30. RP

      Mm-hmm.

  5. 1:00:001:08:14

    No, especially when they're…

    1. JR

      They're- they're training for big fights. Like a lot of people think, "Oh, fighters are in great shape. They must be really healthy."

    2. RP

      No, especially when they're trying to make weight.

    3. JR

      Ugh.

    4. RP

      They dehydrate their entire body.

    5. JR

      Oh my God.

    6. RP

      That's insane.

    7. JR

      So ba- that... But even just the training itself, when they're breaking themselves down, a lot of times fighters get sick. A lot of fighters have gotten COVID, um, pretty bad because they were in the middle of fight camp, and they didn't stop training.

    8. RP

      Mm-hmm.

    9. JR

      Like Cody Garbrandt, he had COVID, he got sick, and he kept training through it. So he just kept beating his body up. Like they're too tough for their own good.

    10. RP

      Yeah, it's, uh, it's... Your body, you gotta listen to your body.

    11. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    12. RP

      Especially the older you get.... just, it, you can't ignore the signs, you know?

    13. JR

      Yeah. So do they tell you what you should and shouldn't eat?

    14. RP

      No, that's what I was hoping for.

    15. JR

      Like-

    16. RP

      And he was like, "No, you seem fine." I'm like, "What the fuck?"

    17. JR

      And what-

    18. RP

      It's-

    19. JR

      ... does acid reflux do? Like, you, you have, like-

    20. RP

      It's a-

    21. JR

      ... like a burp, almost? Like a-

    22. RP

      It's a bad burp, but you know your eyes are gonna water 'cause it burns when it gets up here.

    23. JR

      Oh. So, like, that's the acid. Yeah.

    24. RP

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      The stomach juices.

    26. RP

      Like, burns, burns. Like, my nose will run, my eyes will water.

    27. JR

      Really?

    28. RP

      On a bad one. I've had some bad episodes. Stress'll bring it out too.

    29. JR

      And how long does it last?

    30. RP

      I mean (sighs) it, depending on how bad of an episode I have, I, I try to control it as best I can. I'm aware of when it's gonna ... how I can n- how it's gonna affect me, when it's gonna affect me, if I eat too much, if I eat too late, or if I try to go to bed too soon after eating.

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