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Joe Rogan Experience #1898 - Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan is a stand-up comedian, actor, writer, director and producer. His latest special, "Neal Brennan: Blocks," is now streaming on Netflix. www.nealbrennan.com

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Jun 27, 20243h 17mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. JR

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (heavier rock music) Can you handle this? (laughs)

    4. NB

      Right. That's not, that's not physical. It's like, can you handle being in a incredibly abstract place and your brain doing shit it's never done before?

    5. JR

      Yeah, that seems to be what happens when people can't handle it, is the, uh, just the resistance of it. Just like, "No, no, no." And then that's the bad trip.

    6. NB

      Yeah, they say, like, surrender, and I've had ... I've had, you know, journeys, job. When you're in the medicine game as long as I've been in it-

    7. JR

      The, the medicine game.

    8. NB

      ... you can call it medicine, um-

    9. JR

      Plant medicine.

    10. NB

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      Don't you im- Doesn't immediately red flags go up and you go-

    12. NB

      I wanna punch myself in the face. Yeah.

    13. JR

      ... "Oh my God, don't say plant medicine"?

    14. NB

      Yeah, can't not say it. It's, uh, I- I'm wearing a fucking ayahuasca anklet as we speak, and I wanna-

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. NB

      I wanna punch myself in the f- in the other side of the face.

    17. JR

      There's so much jargon and lingo that goes with, like, psychedelic talk that leads to, like, cults. (laughs)

    18. NB

      Yeah, it's not different at all. Did you watch the, um, the Orgasm, Inc. documentary on Netflix yet?

    19. JR

      No.

    20. NB

      It's about that one touch ... It's, uh, it's really funny, 'cause it's-

    21. JR

      I heard it's great.

    22. NB

      It's great. It's just, it all ... The same shit happens, it doesn't matter where. It's that ... I did a joke one time that, uh, every cult, at some point, the rel- the leader of every religious cult says, "Hey, God, uh, spoke to me, and he says I gotta fuck all your wives." (laughs)

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. NB

      Without fail.

    25. JR

      Every one of them.

    26. NB

      Every thi- every single-

    27. JR

      Waco.

    28. NB

      ... across the board.

    29. JR

      All of them.

    30. NB

      Wait, all of them.

  2. 15:0030:00

    R- I mean, that…

    1. JR

      open." And everyone's like, "You're crazy. Everyone's gonna die." And it turns out no. Turns out they were right. And the c- the economy there didn't suffer. In fact, real estate went through the roof.

    2. NB

      R- I mean, that was everywhere.

    3. JR

      A lot of people moved there. Yeah.

    4. NB

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      Well, there in particular, because a lot of people moved there. I mean, their economy did well, you know? Same thing with Texas. They, they didn't shut down. I mean, well, they shut down for a little bit, and then they were like, "You know, we're gonna open up and we're gonna be cautious, and you should be careful of your own health, and if you're a person who's vulnerable, take care of yourself. Do whatever you wanna do."

    6. NB

      Yeah. Yeah, I guess it's just the downstream effects of that. And that's, you know ...

    7. JR

      You just can't shut the whole country down and expect that everything's gonna be fine when you start it back up again. You, you've disastrous results. And whenever the economy crashes like, like it did with that, you have all these other unforeseen, uh, side effects of that. And, you know, a big one is people's mental health and anxiety, and, like, how's that gonna affect the rest of their life? When someone works for 20, 30 years on a business, and you have a business-

    8. NB

      Mm-hmm.

    9. JR

      ... and it's up and running and it's getting by and you're, you're making a profit, and, and then all of a sudden the government comes along and says, "You have to shut this business down," and maybe you've already had COVID, and maybe you've got, maybe you were one of the lucky ones where it wasn't that big of a deal and you got over it and you're like, "Okay, I got antibodies now. I'm not worried," and now the government tells you you can't work, you cannot, it's against the law, if you do, you'll be arrested, it's madness.

    10. NB

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      It's unprecedented. Never happened before.

    12. NB

      I agree. I don't think it's, well, it hasn't happened, it hasn't happened in, probably since the flu.

    13. JR

      That was the problem. That was the, that was the problem, is, was shutting things down and telling people what they can't do. And, and, and also having this, like, blanket solution for people, whether they're 80 and fat or whether they're 20 and fit, which is nuts.

    14. NB

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      Like, you, you can't treat all bodies like they're exactly the same thing. That makes zero sense.

    16. NB

      It's, I, it's, as a leader, you kinda have to, though.

    17. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    18. NB

      Right? You know what I mean? Y- y- you kind of ha- it does have to be one-size-fits-all somewhat.

    19. JR

      Yeah, but you don't, uh, you don't have to impose restrictions. You can impo- you could tell people that these are the best suggestions in terms-

    20. NB

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      ... of what we should do to preserve health, but the reality of respiratory viruses is you cannot contain them. They've never been contained. No one has ever successfully contained a respiratory virus. If people are allowed to walk and they're allowed to talk and they're allowed to eat, they're gonna fucking spread it. No matter what draconian rules they put down in Australia or in China, it fucking spreads. It burns through the people, and then, I mean, and a lot of vi- virologists and people that are, um, experts in respiratory diseases were saying this at the very beginning of the pandemic. They were saying, "Listen, this, this has gotta burn through the population," and most people didn't wanna accept that. They were like, "That's, no, there's gotta be a better way." No, there's no better way. When you have a virus that spreads through people breathing on each other, it just burns through people. You know, if you have the option to be on a ranch, if you, if you got a ranch in Texas and you got all your food out there and water and, and you could just fucking stay by yourself for two years, yeah, you'll be okay.

    22. NB

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      And that's kinda what Howard Stern did, right? Didn't he, like, just-

    24. NB

      I don't even know. Does anybody know?

    25. JR

      Went to The Hamptons and just stayed put.

    26. NB

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      Built a studio out there, did his show from out there.

    28. NB

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      Never ... I mean, there was a photo of him at a restaurant, like, recently. It was, like, the first time he's out in two years.

    30. NB

      Yeah. Yeah, I just didn't ... It was, I, I f- not like I felt bad for the... I just don't know what ... I don't know who did it well, do you know what I mean? Like, I don't know what country did it well, whenever I go Sweden, and then you ... All these things, when you do, when you start clicking links, you're like, "Ah, it seems inconclusive or contradictory or..." It always struck me as just we don't have the infrastructure for that many sick people.

  3. 30:0045:00

    And it was- it's…

    1. JR

      uh, he, uh, sort of put it aside, and started doing standup again, and wrote a whole new act. And then, you know, I talked to him, and I was like, "Dude, why are- you gotta put that out." Like, it was so good 'cause he had it so tight.

    2. NB

      And it was- it's cool 'cause it's kinda evergreen, right?

    3. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    4. NB

      It's not- it's just I grew up orthodox-

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. NB

      ... and it was fucking weird.

    7. JR

      Yeah, and it's, it's better now 'cause it's like- 'cause he's- like, as time goes on, you- the more you can sort of sit with a subject that's very personal to you, and then- you know, sometimes it's good to just put it aside and not even look at it for a while-

    8. NB

      That's kinda what happened with my show.

    9. JR

      ... and then go back to it. Mm-hmm.

    10. NB

      I, I did it in New York for-... like four or five mon- four months every night-

    11. JR

      So, you did it as, like, a one-man show?

    12. NB

      ... as a off-- yeah.

    13. JR

      Now, when you do that, do you have a guy warming up the crowd?

    14. NB

      No.

    15. JR

      Or do you just go out there cold?

    16. NB

      In fact, no, I, you go out there cold, which is interesting 'cause you, your first joke's either gonna work or it isn't.

    17. JR

      Mm. (laughs)

    18. NB

      (laughs) So, like, you could... Sometimes, they're primed. Uh, I would say the first joke worked 80% of the time. But sometimes, you'd be like, "Okay." Like, you'd throw a punch and, like, they just stand there and you're like, "All right."

    19. JR

      Oh. (laughs)

    20. NB

      Uh, but, there's som- You know, Cosby doesn't have an opener.

    21. JR

      Right.

    22. NB

      Like, there's a way to do it where there's something about it. I don't... There's something appealing about it where, where if you don't have an opener, you just go like, "Yeah, the first two minutes will be a little bumpy, but, like, whatever."

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. NB

      It's fine.

    25. JR

      Did you ever see, uh, Richard Pryor live? Um, the one he filmed in Long Beach?

    26. NB

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      Where he goes on stage and people are still sitting down?

    28. NB

      Yes.

    29. JR

      They're walking through the crowd sitting down and he's talking shit to them while they're walking and talking. A guy comes up and takes a photo at, like, stands by the stage and takes a photo. He's like-

    30. NB

      It's so funny.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Yeah. I think there's…

    1. JR

      They feel like they deserve it.

    2. NB

      Yeah. I think there's a new law that protects kids.

    3. JR

      Mm.

    4. NB

      But that's one of those things, you just gotta fucking hope, dude. You gotta hope, uh, eh, which you're...

    5. JR

      (snoring)

    6. NB

      You don't... You handle your... You seem to have a l- not a lot of, uh, outside people, or you hide it well. Meaning you don't seem like you don't have a crazy family, you don't have a crazy, like, there's not a lot of people asking you for handouts that I'm aware of, obviously. I'm sure you get plenty of like, "Hey, do you think I could..." But, but it seems like-

    7. JR

      It's mostly people I don't know well-

    8. NB

      Right.

    9. JR

      ... honestly-

    10. NB

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... that are asking me for stuff.

    12. NB

      Well, that's when it becomes family or you gotta hope that you, you, uh, you know, that you just are in a good situation. Like I w- I did a thing with that guy Giannis Antetokounmpo, the basketball player. And he's Greek and, like, him and his brothers are all in the NBA. Or like, i- they all are pro basketball players and it's like... And I was talking about it, I was like, "You're very lucky that you're all paid."

    13. JR

      Mm.

    14. NB

      You're all... Like, he doesn't have to worry about, um, you know, his bro... And it's like i- he doesn't have to worry about people... That's a real drag, that family stuff, 'cause it's a-

    15. JR

      It's a real drag, yeah.

    16. NB

      ... 'cause it's, it can... You feel bad. You feel bad if you don't give it to them and you feel bad if you do give it to them.

    17. JR

      Well, here's what happens. You never are even anymore. You're never just two people talking.

    18. NB

      Mm-hmm.

    19. JR

      There's always someone who wants something from you.

    20. NB

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      And they're angling towards that, and maybe they're not doing it today, but maybe they were doing it and setting you up for something they wanna do in the future, and you sense it, and you recognize that the conversation is very slanted.

    22. NB

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      It's not a normal conversation. And that becomes really sad for people. And some people-

    24. NB

      Yeah, it makes you not trust anyone.

    25. JR

      Yeah. Some people feed off of it though. Some people like it when everybody is like looking for something from them and they, they can complain about it.

    26. NB

      Uh-huh.

    27. JR

      And they can... You know, they li- they like it also because it puts them in a position where like they're the, the fucking belle of the ball.

    28. NB

      Paterfamilias, yeah.

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. NB

      It's the, yeah, you get to be like the, "Come sit down. What do you need?"

  5. 1:00:001:15:00

    It's not a good…

    1. NB

      I do not like it"?

    2. JR

      It's not a good time to interview people. They make mistakes, 'cause like you just had your brain shut off. Like, some- maybe they think they wanna fight, or maybe they think something... They don't know what the fuck just happened.

    3. NB

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      And it... There's varying degrees of that. Like, you can pretend, "Oh, he knows. He's playing dumb." But you have zero idea what's going on in a person's brain unless you are them and you have been knocked out.

    5. NB

      Do they have a policy of n- like, not doing that anymore, or are you still doing it?

    6. JR

      Well, I said I won't do it, and then I fucked up and did it with, uh, Daniel Cormier. But I was so confused in that fight, because, um, Daniel's a good friend. I love him to death. And Jon Jones had just knocked him out, and I was in this state-

    7. NB

      D- this is not... Is this recent or no?

    8. JR

      No, this was a few years back.

    9. NB

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      I haven't done any, like, knockouts s- interviews since, but I think I did a couple of TKOs, and I think it's a judgment call. Like, there's sometimes when the guy's getting fucked up, but it's really like he's just beaten, he's getting his legs kicked and punched, and the referee comes and stops the fight, but he's okay. Like, he's n- he just got fucked up. He's not out cold. But sometimes guys get knocked out cold, and when they get knocked out cold, like, ooh, you're, you, you don't really know, 'cause they went away-

    11. NB

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      ... and then they come back.

    13. NB

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      And it's f-

    15. NB

      They're in an arena, for some reason.

    16. JR

      Some guys are fine.

    17. NB

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      Some guys are fine, and they handle it with grace and dignity. And, you know, they're amazing at it. And that's also depending upon that knockout versus a different knockout. Like, what happened to you that day? Like, how bad did you get beat up before you got knocked out? Was it just one punch? Was it a kick to the head? Is a kick to the head worse than a punch to the head? Even though both knock you out, the force of a kick is way higher. So, you don't really know. You don't really know until you're talking to them and they... I don't think you really will ever know, 'cause a lot of people can talk on autopilot and then they'll tell you-

    19. NB

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      ... like, they go back to-

    21. NB

      I don't remember talking to you.

    22. JR

      Yeah, they go back to the dressing room. They have no idea they fought, and then they're in the hospital room afterwards, they don't know what happened, and they lose, like, hours of the night. It's really common.

    23. NB

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      So, but to ask them to do-

    25. NB

      But I think you're smart, to get back to the original thing, you're smart to reset your hierarchy.

    26. JR

      Yes.

    27. NB

      Where you're fucking exhausted and you wanna just breathe and get your body back to, like, a reg- but, and you still have all that, like, exercise drain/tingle.

    28. JR

      There's, there's that too. There's like, you, you exhaust yourself, which I think is very good for you.

    29. NB

      My brother Kevin used to-

    30. JR

      Because it relieves you of the stress.

  6. 1:15:001:15:12

    Well, that's whenever I'm…

    1. JR

      at, this isn't, of course this isn't a fair fight.

    2. NB

      Well, that's whenever I'm on dating apps, I just go, "Have I ever dated someone who looks like this?"

    3. JR

      (laughs)

    4. NB

      Like in this area of hotness? And if I have, then I'll like 'em.

    5. JR

      That's a good move.

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