EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,013 words- 0:00 – 2:04
Austin catch-up and why Maher loves the long-form podcast format
- BMBill Maher
(drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) Hello, Bill Maher.
- BMBill Maher
Hi, Joe.
- JRJoe Rogan
Good to see you.
- BMBill Maher
Great to be in Austin.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's happening? Look at you. You're all comfortable and shit. (laughs)
- BMBill Maher
I asked you before if I could put my... I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Of course. We want this table-
- BMBill Maher
Thank you.
- JRJoe Rogan
... as dirty as possible.
- BMBill Maher
I... (laughs) It's not like I'm messing it up.
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- BMBill Maher
Let's be honest.
- JRJoe Rogan
I like it lived in.
- BMBill Maher
Um...
- JRJoe Rogan
I like it stained and-
- BMBill Maher
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... ashes and all that jazz.
- BMBill Maher
How you doing?
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm good, man. What's happening?
- BMBill Maher
In town to, you know, do my thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Doing a show tonight at ACL, right?
- BMBill Maher
Telling jokes to strangers, what we do.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nice. Nice.
- BMBill Maher
And, uh, of course, when I got the invite, how can you, how can you turn down the king? I know you hate being called the king-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) .
- BMBill Maher
... but you are, Joe. So bask in it a little.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, thank you very much.
- BMBill Maher
Yeah. So-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's always good to see you.
- 2:04 – 4:07
Weed, cultural change, and how context changes the outrage machine
- BMBill Maher
You know, it's a different kind of intelligence. Uh, uh, it's not worse or better, it's just different. So, to be able to talk to a lot of people on Club Random in a setting where I can just be high as a kite and constantly blowing pot smoke in their face, first of all, it's just, it's just a joy. It, uh, it, it's a, it's a sign of the progress that this country has made, that, th- th- to think that I used to sweat bullets going through every airport in this country 'cause I had this much little pot that I was hiding under my balls.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BMBill Maher
That's really where I hid it, was-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... uh, so that if the dog sniffed it, you know, that they'd be embarrassed, I hoped, (laughs) to look there. And now I can freely, uh, smoke pot, uh, in a nationally aired program, is, is kind of amazing. Um, so I'm, I'm enjoying the fuck out of it.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's beautiful. Yeah, it's also nice to have like a pre- completely open format, so conversations can really air out.
- BMBill Maher
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, when you... You don't have to worry-
- BMBill Maher
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... about running out of time, and-
- BMBill Maher
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
You also... You can kinda let them breathe a little because sometimes you really wanna let someone talk for a long time to try to... Before you try to interject and pick apart their conversa- their argument. You really wanna... I wanna know what you're really thinking.
- BMBill Maher
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't wanna be confused.
- BMBill Maher
Again, that's kind of what you pioneered.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
And we're grateful for it. And, um, I, I do like that. Uh, I also find it's interesting, the setting makes a big difference as to what arouses the furies on the left. If I said so many of the things that I've said on Club Random on a podcast, on Real Time on HBO, uh, they would have had my head.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
But somehow, when I say it in the setting of the podcast, in my own home, blowing the pot smoke, somehow it's okay, and I find that very interesting.
- 4:07 – 6:12
‘’90s liberal’ vs ‘woke’: defining the ideological split
- JRJoe Rogan
I think they look at you like a guy who they're worried about-
- BMBill Maher
(snorts)
- JRJoe Rogan
... because you don't toe the line.
- BMBill Maher
They should be. Exactly.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're, you're like a '90s liberal. You're like the liberals back when they were more reasonable, before they became leftists. And now every liberal kinda has to be a leftist. It's not... It's like if you wanna be on the team, you gotta subscribe to the most fringe ideas that the team is promoting.
- BMBill Maher
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And I get in trouble with that too. It's just... It's such a... I mean, there's so many... Like Joe List has talked about that recently, the comic, Joe List, very funny guy. And he was talking about like... He goes like, "I'm a '90s liberal." He goes, "What? I, I didn't change. It's like everybody else kinda changed."
- BMBill Maher
That's right. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It got... It just got real weird, like what you're allowed to disagree with and not to disagree with, and you know?
- BMBill Maher
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's-
- BMBill Maher
I'm-
- JRJoe Rogan
... strange.
- BMBill Maher
I'm always trying to make the case that liberal is a different animal than woke.
- JRJoe Rogan
(inhales through teeth) Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
Because it is. And, uh, you can be woke with all the nonsense that that now implies, um, but don't say that somehow it's an extension of liberalism.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BMBill Maher
Because it's most often actually an undoing of liberalism.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a big thing.
- BMBill Maher
And so, you can have your points of view and your positions on these things, but don't try to piggyback on what I've always believed. I have always believed, as liberals do, for example, in a colorblind society, that the goal is to not see race at all anywhere for any reason.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- BMBill Maher
That's what liberals always believed all the way through. Obama, going back, Kennedy, m- everybody, Martin Luther King. That's not what the woke believe. They believe race is first and foremost a thing you should always see everywhere, which I find interesting because that used to be the position of the Ku Klux Klan.... that we see race first and foremost everywhere.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
Uh, so again, you can have that position, but don't say that's a liberal position. You're doing something very different.
- 6:12 – 11:00
Crime, policing, and policy blowback in major cities
- JRJoe Rogan
I think the idea behind it, I think I understand their idea. The idea is that the society is imbalanced, and so in order to address that imbalance, you're going to prop up as many minorities as possible, make as many opportunities for minorities as possible, and get it to a position where there are... Like, white people are a minority, and so that's not a concern anymore. And that through that, somehow or another, you'll achieve equality. I think the way to achieve equality is your way. I think the colorblind way is the way to really, truly achieve equality, and to truly judge people just on their merits. But also recognize that if we don't address the problems in this country a- as far as like how disenfranchised some people are, and how horrible some communities are that people grow up in and people find themselves stuck in, with no recourse, no way out, no- n- no role models, no nothing-
- BMBill Maher
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... no financial opportunities, that's what our real problem is in this country, more than it is race. It's- it's extreme poverty, extreme poverty and extreme crime, and that these things don't get addressed over and over and over again. And in fact, a lot of the policies that you see coming from places like San Francisco and Portland, and they just exacerbate it. You're just seeing stores close because like, okay, you can't just steal. You can't just have everybody-
- BMBill Maher
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... just walk into a Walmart-
- BMBill Maher
Yeah. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... and steal. I was watching a video-
- BMBill Maher
That's- (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... where they were showing a Walgreens, and they had everything chained up. Chained.
- BMBill Maher
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Chains.
- BMBill Maher
Even minor little things.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, little things.
- BMBill Maher
Like- like frozen food dinners.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah, they had the-
- BMBill Maher
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... frozen food section chained off.
- BMBill Maher
Right. No, a- again, that's not... Liberalism was never, um, shoplifting is progressive.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BMBill Maher
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
And we- we weren't interested in legalizing, um, shoplifting, or I s- I guess (laughs) we should call it justice shopping. But, you know, in Minnesota, for example, I think it was Minneapolis, after the George Floyd murder and the riots, I think there was, uh, a movement to disband a lot of the police, and they did. I think a lot of the police were let go, or somehow the police force was- was a- a lesser force than it was. And what happened was, of course, crime went up in certain areas, and a lot of the officers who had been fired or let go or quit or w- for whatever reason they weren't on the force anymore, they were hired as private security. By who? The rich people-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BMBill Maher
... who could afford to do it, so their neighborhood stayed safe.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ugh.
- BMBill Maher
So that wasn't exactly, I thought, a victory for liberalism.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, it's the opposite.
- BMBill Maher
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's unfortunate. Austin defunded the police and then refunded it, and refunded it by far more-
- BMBill Maher
Mm-hmm.
- 11:00 – 13:30
Community accountability and the limits of political fixes
- BMBill Maher
Well, I mean, I think a lot of the murders that happen are over nonsense, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Sure.
- BMBill Maher
Somebody dissed you on social media or made fun of your sneakers or some shit. I mean, some of it is- is drug turf and that kinda stuff.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
Um, but I think some of it is just bullshit, and I don't understand why there isn't a more concerted effort to shine a spotlight on that. And- and w- where are the leaders of the community, the- the people who- who could, who would have such cachet among those young African American men? 'Cause that's who's killing each other-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... young African American men, to say, "Cut it out. What the fuck are you doing killing each other?" If- if there was a- a- a concerted effort by- by people in the music industry, people in sports who they look up to, w- wouldn't that have an effect?
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know.... you know, at this point in time-
- BMBill Maher
Worth a try?
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know. Worth a try, sure. Worth something. I mean, something needs to be done. I'm not the guy to figure out what needs to be done, uh, but something needs to be done. It should have been done a long time ago. I, I don't know what that answer is. But no answer is not the answer. And continuing the same policy has got you in the same problems, and just defunding the police officers and making things far worse, and then not course correcting, that's not the answer either.
- BMBill Maher
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's nice to talk about politics. It's great. I would hate to be one of those fucking people, to be an actual politician and have, be responsible for all this shit. And to, and, and also to-
- BMBill Maher
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... come in now.
- BMBill Maher
(clears throat)
- JRJoe Rogan
You know?
- BMBill Maher
Yeah. I mean, they are the easiest people to target because, of course, they have to kowtow to what the voters want, and the voters are completely contradictory. So I do have some sympathy for politicians because if you ask the voters what they want, (clears throat) they will basically say they want every sort of goodie that the government can provide on a Arizona tax base.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) They want a... They want a Swedish social net-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... on a Arizona tax base, and that's just not possible. Um-
- JRJoe Rogan
And then the answer is always tax the rich, which is-
- BMBill Maher
(clears throat)
- JRJoe Rogan
... like, well, that doesn't help incompetent government.
- BMBill Maher
It does not.
- JRJoe Rogan
If they have more money, it doesn't help them.
- BMBill Maher
Well, I mean, that's... I think that's why you moved here, wasn't it?
- JRJoe Rogan
No. I moved here-
- BMBill Maher
(clears throat)
- 13:30 – 19:25
COVID lockdowns, health messaging, and the obesity third rail
- JRJoe Rogan
... because they were locking down the city, and it didn't seem safe, and it seemed very sketchy. And I just didn't agree with what they were doing. The more I talked to doctors that were experts in respiratory diseases, the more they were convinced there was no way to stop a respiratory disease. They're like, "This isn't gonna do anything. In fact, it's probably gonna damage people's immune systems because they're not gonna be around other people. They're gonna be filled with anxiety. They're gonna be locked in."
- BMBill Maher
I couldn't agree more.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Isolation, depression."
- BMBill Maher
No, I was always making this case on-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... on Real Time and, uh, you know, people thought I was crazy, and I'm sure they think you're crazy, but they're crazy, and they don't know anything.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, they're, they're definitely wrong. If you talk to virologists and epidemiologists that aren't-
- BMBill Maher
(clears throat)
- JRJoe Rogan
... captured, that don't have to deal with whatever Fauci and the NIH tells them what to say, and if you talk to those people, they're like, "Well, first of all, you should be telling people they have to lose weight." They have to lose weight. It was the number one comorbidity. It was a giant factor.
- BMBill Maher
Right. I think something like 75% of the people who were hospitalized or died, yes, were obese.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
But, of course, in this country, we're so through the looking glass on the obesity issue that even mentioning it-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... is some sort of a hate crime.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BMBill Maher
I mean, it's, it is so Orwellian. And this is, again, a topic I've covered many times, and there is nothing that garners me more hate than this. No issue.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BMBill Maher
No issue. Um, you're just not allowed to talk about this. And it's preposterous because, first of all, if this is truly a life and death issue-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... we can't talk about the one thing that, more than anything else, is causing the death? But it is Orwellian. Terms like body positivity.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. (laughs)
- BMBill Maher
There is nothing positive health-wise.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
Now, if you think it's beautiful, great. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But science is not.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, it's not. And it's... And honestly, it's not even beauty. It's people trying to help-
- BMBill Maher
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... people's feelings. (clears throat) They're trying to help your feelings.
- BMBill Maher
Yeah. There, there are people, we used to call them chubby chasers.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, sure.
- BMBill Maher
There are people-
- 19:25 – 26:22
Ozempic and the ‘quick fix’ debate: side effects, incentives, and agency
- BMBill Maher
(sighs) I mean, the, these new, uh, drugs they have.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ozempic and things like that.
- BMBill Maher
Ozempic.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
I was reading about Ozempic. Uh, I didn't know this until recently. They have zero clue why it works.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- BMBill Maher
They know that it works, just not why. I, this would bother me-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... a little, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
It should.
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) That if they're, they're giving me something, and, and they're like, "Hey, this new miracle pill, just take it. We're working on the reason why it might do this to you. But until then, just fuck it." Uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
There's no biological free lunch either.
- BMBill Maher
(coughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I have friends that are on that stuff, and one friend who just got off of it, because he was having some serious gastrointestinal issues that are apparently one of the side effects. There, it's not, there's no free lunch. If you're taking an, an injection that makes you less hungry, something's going on that's probably not good.
- BMBill Maher
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
And you're also losing a lot of connective tissue, bone mass, and muscle mass. Uh, my good friend, Peter Attia, did a study on his patients. He's a doctor. He did a study on patients that took Ozempic, and one of the things they found is they lost weight, but they gained fat. They were actually, had a f- higher percentage of body fat, because they were primarily losing muscle tissue and connective tissue. They were losing so much of that, that even though they lost, like, 20 pounds, they actually went from, like, 15% body fat to maybe 20% body fat or whatever the number was.
- BMBill Maher
But what I, what I find the most alarming is the way, in just a matter of a few years, the group think that this is a disease now-
- JRJoe Rogan
Now.
- BMBill Maher
... that cannot be controlled by what, for 50, 100, a million years before this, it was the scientific consensus that, of course, you can control it-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... with diet and exercise. It just, in a couple of years, that went out the window. And you cannot read, you cannot find an article, uh, on the front page or in the op-ed page of the New York Times in the last couple of years that has any other belief than this one, that it is a disease, it is not within a person's control. So, they're all in on Ozempic or whatever else, because w- we certainly can't leave this to people themselves to control it. That's a giant sea change, and the way they sheep-like just go right in a row-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... uh, uh, with no dissent, not one person standing up in the paper of record to say, "Wait a second, this can't really be the case. I mean, 50 years ago, we looked like a completely different people."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
Why is it the case? In 50 years, did we evolve in 50 years, human beings? Was cake not delicious in 1969? I think it was, and yet, some, somehow people resisted it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, there was a lot of diet changes, for sure. And I think one of the things about the narrative, there was, there was a lot of influence by, uh, vested interests. Like, you know, I'm sure you know about the 1950s, I believe it was, where the, uh, sugar industry paid off scientists-
- BMBill Maher
Of course.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to, uh-
- BMBill Maher
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... yeah, to put the blame on-
- 26:22 – 32:20
SSRIs, depression, and ‘logical’ vs biochemical suffering
- JRJoe Rogan
And look, if that's the only way you can lose weight and you lose weight, and then that's what starts you along the way, I kinda feel like that the same way I feel about SSRIs. I've had frie- I mean, I've had friends that have had disastrous, uh, s- s- situations come up because of SSRIs, and I've had other people that got from being suicidal to getting their life in order, and then slowly getting off of them, and then saying it was overall a good thing for them.
- BMBill Maher
Wait, what is SSRI?
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, antidepressants.
- BMBill Maher
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Prozac. Well, Prozac's not one of them.
- BMBill Maher
Well, what does SSRI stand for?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, that's what it is, uh, selective serotonin reup inhibitors. It's, uh-
- BMBill Maher
Oh, wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's, um-
- BMBill Maher
But I thought they recently found out that it wasn't the serotonin that was making-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, what they found out is it's not a chemical imbalance in your brain.
- BMBill Maher
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, uh, s- uh, SSRIs are another one where they're not exactly sure why they work, you know? Like Zoloft is a good one. Um, they don't know wha- they just, you know, help some people, doesn't help other people. For a lot of people, it just makes them disconnected.
- BMBill Maher
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And they feel like just everything is flat and dull.
- BMBill Maher
I took a Zoloft once. I don't know why I had a Zoloft in the house-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BMBill Maher
... but I thought it w-
- JRJoe Rogan
You recreationally took a Zoloft?
- BMBill Maher
I did not recreat-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BMBill Maher
I thought it was a sleeping pill.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- BMBill Maher
Because Z, Zo and Loft.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BMBill Maher
I was like, "Oh, this-" (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Must be.
- BMBill Maher
I don't... I d- I, well, this is a long time ago, and I don't know why it was in my house, but I had one pill, and I remember, Zoloft, and I thought, "Oh, good, I need to sleep." Uh, and it, the way it made me feel, because I don't have an imbalance, was horrible.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- BMBill Maher
Yes. Like, like, I know what it feels like to be doing something I don't wanna do. Some people call that work, and we're lucky we like our work mostly, but there are things I don't wanna do that I do, and I know what it feels like to be doing things I do wanna do. When I was on this drug, it was like neither. Like, I didn't feel anything.
- 32:20 – 34:50
Show business realities: careers, burnout, and Hollywood’s uneven standards
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, do you remember the people you did open mic with? How many of them-
- BMBill Maher
Exac-
- JRJoe Rogan
... are still around?
- BMBill Maher
I remember everybody I was, in the clubs with. It was hundreds of guys.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
Mostly guys, some women, but I mean, back in 1980, uh, yeah. And yes, you could name them all. Or like I always like to point out to people (laughs) when they get into these discussions about the strike and show business and what kind of business this is and is it different than other businesses, yes, if you look at the credits of any movie, uh, eh, eh, especially ones that are a few years old, 10 years old, 20 years old, 30 years old, look at the credits as they go by at the end of the movie. Outside of the two or three stars of the movie, you'll see a list of 20 or 30 people who are in that movie. All of them thought they were gonna be stars. They all had parts, not the biggest parts in the movies, but parts. And you look at that list and you do not recognize one of those names.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
They all wanted to be something that this movie that they were in was gonna take them to the next level, and it did not.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
It did not.
- JRJoe Rogan
I was watching-
- BMBill Maher
That's just show business.
- JRJoe Rogan
I was watching an interview, well, it wasn't really an interview. It was like they caught her at the airport with Bridget Fonda. Eh-
- BMBill Maher
Bridget F- Well.
- JRJoe Rogan
She just dropped out of show business and, you know-
- BMBill Maher
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
... they caught her, yeah, like, walking and they said, "Do you think you'll ever do a movie again? You were in so many iconic movies, like Single White Female and this and that."
- BMBill Maher
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Naming these movies. She's like, "No way." She's like, "Nope, I like being a civilian now."
- BMBill Maher
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"It's too much fun."
- BMBill Maher
That's different.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Bye. See ya."
- BMBill Maher
(clears throat) That's different. She had a big career.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
And she just, you know, had enough of it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
And yeah, that's okay. I mean, it's, uh, eh, first of all, show business, especially acting, very tough on females as they age.
- JRJoe Rogan
Sure.
- BMBill Maher
We just know that.
- 34:50 – 39:12
Closeting, ‘bravery,’ and why gay leads remain rare in blockbusters
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what's fascinating? The, the one group that absolutely gets discriminated in Hollywood is gay men. Gay men never play straight men in blockbuster movies. Openly gay men are never like the romantic interest in a blockbuster movie. You can have an openly gay woman and no one cares.
- BMBill Maher
Like who?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, you could have one. I don't think it would be a problem. There's-
- BMBill Maher
Well, name, name somebody. Like who's an openly gay woman?
- JRJoe Rogan
Who is one?
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) Well, Kristen Stewart is now a- an openly gay woman.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, she is?
- BMBill Maher
Kristen Stewart?
- JRJoe Rogan
I didn't know she was. The woman, the girl from Twilight?
- BMBill Maher
Yeah. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I didn't know she was openly gay. I mean, I need-
- BMBill Maher
Hello?
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm out of the loop. No, but she used to date that other guy.
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) You should look it up. I'm... eh, uh, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
She used to gay, date Robert Pattinson. I didn't know-
- BMBill Maher
I, I, that was 10 years ago.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that she was gay then. I didn't... I don't follow her romantic career. You're acting like-
- BMBill Maher
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... like I'm not paying attention to who the president is.
- BMBill Maher
I, I'm, I'm, I'm offended, Joe.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BMBill Maher
(clears throat) Um, no, I mean, she's very... I mean, first of all, she, uh, des- definitely is. I mean, you see pictures of her. She, you, you could tell that she's walking that side of the street now. She o- she openly announced it on, on Saturday Night Live. Uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't watch that show.
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) I don't either.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BMBill Maher
But, (blows raspberry) but sh- I know she did. And of course it was met with thunderous applause, which should tell you something about the hypocrisy of how brave it is to come out. Brave-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, if she wanted to play a leading woman, nobody would have a problem with that.
- BMBill Maher
No, but I, I just... Parenthetically, brave, by the way-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... is when you say something and people boo.
- 39:12 – 47:48
LGBTQ+ expansion, ‘two-spirit,’ and the trans debate—especially for kids
- BMBill Maher
Well, uh, see this is why it's so odd to me that gay and trans have wound up in the same...
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... grouping, LGBTQI, excuse me, I'm sorry. Hate crime, I don't remember all of them.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think there's a two and an A in there and a plus.
- BMBill Maher
Okay. Uh, th- then that's what I just said. The, the-
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know what the two is.
- BMBill Maher
I don't (laughs) . That's two-spirit.
- JRJoe Rogan
I saw for... Is that what it is?
- BMBill Maher
I, it could be. Who knows?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God. If that's what it is, that's amazing.
- BMBill Maher
But what I'm saying is, is tr-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm. That is what it is?
- BMBill Maher
It is.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Jesus Christ.
- BMBill Maher
Two-spirit. Oh my God.
- JRJoe Rogan
I like it.
- BMBill Maher
And I c- I'm not sure I could even define two-spirit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, two-spirit. I didn't even know it existed until I saw Trudeau.
- BMBill Maher
That's hysterical.
- JRJoe Rogan
Trudeau rattled off the newest, latest list one time.
- BMBill Maher
Oh Lord.
- JRJoe Rogan
"We, we have to prot- unlike America, we have to protect our..." la la la la la.
- BMBill Maher
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Two-spirit people. What is it?
- BMBill Maher
Um...
- JRJoe Rogan
Um, I don't know. Let's find out what two-spirit is. What does two-spirit mean?
- BMBill Maher
Two-spirit, I think...
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BMBill Maher
I've heard, uh, AOC talk about it too.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh boy.
- 47:48 – 57:18
Biden vs Trump: age, competency, criminality, and election denial
- BMBill Maher
And this is kind... This is the one thing I really don't like about Biden is the way... And I know you really hate him. I don't hate him. But the way he just goes along with shit like this. I feel like he doesn't really believe in it. He just, he's just like an old guy who doesn't quite get it. You know, "The kids are doing what?" But he, he's like the husband, you know, who, who doesn't really understand what the kids are into-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BMBill Maher
... but he doesn't wanna start a big fight about it.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BMBill Maher
So when the wife says, "Honey, the kids wanna cut their dicks off and tear down a statue of Lincoln," he's like, "Yeah. Oh, fine. Okay. I'm watching the game. Leave me alone." And so he just goes along-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
... with all the woke nonsense because he doesn't wanna fight that wing of his party. He can't afford to have a battle on the left.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
So that's my big issue with him. I know you have others.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, my, my biggest issue is he lies a lot. And he's probably-
- BMBill Maher
Well, certainly not more than Trump.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh...
- BMBill Maher
Oh, please. Come on, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, listen, I think they both lie.I mean, I don't like that-
- BMBill Maher
But, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
... more than this guy, 'cause I wanna just... if you wanna talk about Trump, we could talk about Trump, but if you just talk about Biden. I don't think comparing him to Trump does anybody any good. If you just look at the beliefs-
- BMBill Maher
Well, it does-
- JRJoe Rogan
... and situations-
- BMBill Maher
... because they're running against each other.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Okay.
- BMBill Maher
So it's, so it's kinda necessary.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it could, it could, when... if you wanna talk about in terms of an election, but you talk about the... in terms of the guy-
- BMBill Maher
Or-
- JRJoe Rogan
... who's in office right now, like, why don't I like him? Well, one of the things that I don't like has nothing to do with any of his choices, it's that he's mentally compromised. I think there's something wrong, and I think it's clear.
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) As if the other guy isn't.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, okay, he speaks much clearer. He, he might be crazy-
- BMBill Maher
He's...
- JRJoe Rogan
He might be a sociopath.
- BMBill Maher
He is crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- 57:18 – 1:08:48
Universities, ideological capture, and the collapse of rigorous debate
- BMBill Maher
Well, he wants to abolish, like, half the government.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
Uh, some of the government could be abolished. I mean, a lot of the government is a big fucking waste.
- JRJoe Rogan
What do you think is a big waste?
- BMBill Maher
Um, well, I'm not sure the- I wouldn't abolish the Department of Education, but considering how stupid our kids are, uh, there's a lot of answering to do there. I mean, I'm not sure that a national Department of Education has done us any good, because kids have just gotten stupider and stupider and stupider. They- uh, it used to be that they didn't know anything, but they could read about things if they wanted to. Now they can't even read. Now, part of that was because of the horrible policies during the pandemic, yes. Um, but also, it's just been going downhill. Uh, and it starts, of course, at colleges.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
I mean, that's where this woke rot begins-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
And it all seeps down. What goes on at universities, elite universities in this country, is insane.
- JRJoe Rogan
Have you ever seen that Russian, um, defector, Yury, uh, Bezmenov? Be- Bezmenov? He detailed, uh, the Soviet Union's plan for the moral decay of the United States by introducing Marxist and Leninism-
- BMBill Maher
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... into school, Marxism and Leninism i- into school.
- BMBill Maher
Interesting.
- JRJoe Rogan
Marxist and Leninist ideas, and that these would be, uh, ingrained in younger people, and then they would go into the workforce, and then they would slowly but surely ruin the society through this. And it's a fascinating conversation-
- BMBill Maher
That is.
- JRJoe Rogan
... because it's in 1984 that he's talking about this.
- BMBill Maher
Wow, what a perfect year to talk about it.
- JRJoe Rogan
What a perfect year to talk about it.
- BMBill Maher
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think it was '84. Um, it was in the '80s for sure, but it's- it's a fascina- you've never seen it?
- BMBill Maher
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
You should watch it.
- BMBill Maher
I've never heard of this.
- JRJoe Rogan
This guy. Um, what's his name? Former KGB agent named Yury Alexandrovich Bezmenov claimed in 1984 that Russia had a long-term goal of ideologically subverting the US. He described the process of- as a great brainwashing that has four basic stages. The first stage, he said, is called demoralization, which would take about 20 years to achieve. It's really fascinating. When you hear him talk, it's fascinating, because that's exactly what they did.
- BMBill Maher
But I don't know if they did it. I think it's definitely been done.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-huh.
- BMBill Maher
But did it come from Russia? And how did it come from Russia?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, he would-
- BMBill Maher
Let me-
- JRJoe Rogan
... explain it. Uh, he used the example of the 1960s hipsey- hippies coming to the positions of power in the 1980s in government and businesses in America. Bezmenov claimed this generation was already contaminated by Marxist-Leninist values. Of course, this claim that many b- baby boomers are somehow e- espousing KGB-tainted ideas is hard to believe, but Bezmenov's larger point addressed why people who have been gradually demoralized are unable to understand that this has happened to them. Referring to touch- such people, Bezmenov said, "They are programmed to think and react to certain stimuli in a certain pattern. You cannot change their mind even if you expose them to authentic information. If you prove that white is Black and bl- and Black is Black, you still cannot change their basic perception and logic of behavior." Demoralization is a process that is irreversible. Bezmenov actually thought back in '84 that the process of demoralizing America was already completed. It would take another generation and another couple of decades, here we are, to get the people to think differently and return to their patriotic American values, claimed the agent.In what is perhaps the most striking passage in the interview, um, Bezsonov described the state of a demoralized person. "As I mentioned before, exposure to true information does not matter anymore. A person who is demoralized is unable to, uh, assess true information."
- 1:08:48 – 1:19:13
Media incentives, pandemic misinformation, and pharma distrust (ivermectin, EUA, Fauci)
- BMBill Maher
Well, I mean, MSNBC, for example. Now, I always made fun of Fox News, and they richly deserve it. MSNBC, I felt, used to be somewhat different. But MSNBC has become a place that I think lies by omission. I think Fox sometimes just out-and-out lied, but they do the same thing. They lie by omission. They always have. Like, matter what Trump did, Tucker Carlson would do a show about, you know, some crazy professor. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm. Right.
- BMBill Maher
Some cra- you know, which wasn't not happening too.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BMBill Maher
It just wasn't the story of the day, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
"Japan destroyed by earthquake." Well, that's topic number five. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BMBill Maher
Okay. So MSNBC, I feel like, now is in that category, and I feel like the reason is, their hosts know that they get ratings-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- BMBill Maher
... sometimes taken by the minute, but certainly, I think, by the 15-minute mark.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
You know, they know exactly how much the audience is liking or not liking what they're saying.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
And the audience does not wanna hear something that they don't think they already know and they already believe. So are they gonna cover that story that might get people to question what they... No, of course not.
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- BMBill Maher
'Cause, 'cause otherwise they'll get fired.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
You know, they had a few people on there who weren't, like, fully in the tank. Remember that guy Ed Schultz?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BMBill Maher
Gone. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, too reasonable.
- BMBill Maher
Well, not-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you read Hate Inc.?
- BMBill Maher
Who?
- JRJoe Rogan
Hate Inc., Matt Taibbi's book?
- BMBill Maher
Hate-
- JRJoe Rogan
He's basically saying that Rachel Maddow has become Bill O'Reilly.
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) No.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's, it's basically the same thing. He's, he's basically saying that at one point-
- 1:19:13 – 1:20:00
Wrap-up: Maher heads to the stage, mutual respect, and plugging Club Random
- BMBill Maher
But Joe, I gotta be on stage in-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, you do.
- BMBill Maher
... one, one hour.
- JRJoe Rogan
You gotta go kick some ass. (laughs)
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) I could talk to you all day.
- JRJoe Rogan
I could talk to you all day too.
- BMBill Maher
I love talking to you.
- JRJoe Rogan
We'll do it again. I love talking to you as well.
- BMBill Maher
I love li- love listening to you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Thank you.
- BMBill Maher
I know you're never gonna come back to California. If you-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I'll go back to visit and go, "Whoo."
- BMBill Maher
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Dodged that bullet." (laughs)
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) But if you, if you do and you wanna call me, I'll always be around.
- JRJoe Rogan
Thank you, sir.
- BMBill Maher
All right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, thanks for coming on. Appreciate you very much.
- BMBill Maher
Pleasure, always.
- JRJoe Rogan
Club Random. It's available on YouTube. Is it on, uh, all the other stuff too?
- BMBill Maher
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like everything?
- BMBill Maher
(laughs) I'm j-
- JRJoe Rogan
I only watch it on YouTube.
- BMBill Maher
I'm sure it is. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
It's great though. I really enjoy it.
- BMBill Maher
Thank you.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm glad you're doing it.
- BMBill Maher
I appreciate that.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm glad you're... I'm glad you do it too like the way you do it. You smoke joints, drink whiskey, have some fun.
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