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Joe Rogan Experience #1067 - Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings is a stand up comedian and actress. Her new movie "The Female Brain" premieres in theaters on February 9th.

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Jan 24, 20182h 28mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:011:57

    Bill Cosby’s stand-up comeback and public outrage

    1. JR

      I think what you said is dead-on, that you gotta go straight ... He's gotta go straight African American 'cause white people are just not ... Hey, and we're live. (door shuts)

    2. WC

      Uh.

    3. JR

      This is, this is what I think. We need to recognize the return of Dr. Cosby and, uh, send a shout-out to him and all the folks at the barbershops.

    4. WC

      I can't do this. No, I can't do this.

    5. JR

      You were ... (laughs)

    6. WC

      I'm triggered. I'm triggered!

    7. JR

      (laughs) You were saying, uh, before the show, like, what do you do if you're at a comedy club and Bill Cosby walks ... 'Cause apparently Bill Cosby's doing stand-up again. And like, what do you do?

    8. WC

      Why isn't he in jail?

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. WC

      I'm not even trying ... Like, I'm not trying to be funny.

    11. JR

      No.

    12. WC

      Why isn't this guy in jail?

    13. JR

      You're right. Well, because the first, first trial was ... Was it a mistrial?

    14. NA

      Yeah. Yeah.

    15. WC

      I can't do this.

    16. JR

      Yeah. It was a mistrial. Um, they couldn't agree, which is hilarious. Like, I mean, how many people have to say, "That guy fucking drugged me and raped me"? How many people ... Like, is there some sort of ... Could you imagine, there's like 80 people-

    17. WC

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      ... that are telling the same story-

    19. WC

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      ... of you drugging them and raping them. And people are like, "Mm, I don't know."

    21. WC

      So, and look, and here's what I'll say, like-

    22. JR

      Get this sucker up to your-

    23. WC

      You know, I'm sorry.

    24. JR

      That's all right.

    25. WC

      I just, I don't want anything Black and phallic-

    26. JR

      You're getting a little crazy. (laughs)

    27. WC

      ... near me right now. We're talking about Bill Cosby. This is, (laughs) this is-

    28. JR

      Oh.

    29. WC

      Too soon for this. I guess I just, uh, you know, and it's interesting that this happened after this weekend was the Women's March. And I know like a lot of people wanna roll their eyes. And I was getting a lot of shit on Instagram for like, "The Women's March, you guys have to ..." This is exactly the kinda thing that I'm terrified of, is that this guy is now not in jail and he's just like back to doing stand-up.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  2. 1:575:02

    Celebrity worship, community loyalty, and rationalizing predators

    1. WC

      And what is that?

    2. JR

      He's putting it on his Twitter page.

    3. WC

      Is that the people that accept him with this, is it people who have their own skeletons in the closet and they see him coming back as like they get redemption in some way? Or maybe it makes them not be incorrigible people? Or is it like a herd mentality? Or is it just star fucking? Like, how do you rationalize that in your head?

    4. JR

      Little bit of star fucking.

    5. WC

      Okay.

    6. JR

      A little bit of dumb people.

    7. WC

      The fact that he's famous eclipses the fact that he's a-

    8. JR

      Yes.

    9. WC

      ... psychopathic rapist.

    10. JR

      But then there's also ... (clears throat) Do you remember h- how it was right after OJ got innocent? There was a guy, and I don't wanna say his name 'cause I respect him. He's a comic and he went on stage. He said-

    11. WC

      Carrot Top.

    12. JR

      He said ... No, he's a Black guy. He goes, "My Blackness will not allow me to think that OJ did it." And I, uh, I was-

    13. WC

      Interesting.

    14. JR

      (coughs)

    15. WC

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      I was like, "What did I-"

    17. WC

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      What-

    19. WC

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      ... the fuck did I just hear?

    21. WC

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      Like, that is insane. Like, okay, all Black people are innocent? What if a, a Black person comes in and kills your family? Will your Blackness exonerate that person?

    23. WC

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      Like, how are you, how are you gonna handle it then?

    25. WC

      And I don't know what the dem- or the ... I mean, what were ... Do you know who was in that job? Was it all Black people? I don't know anything about it.

    26. JR

      Well, I don't know, me if it's-

    27. WC

      I can't read it. Like, I'm just ... I'm sick to my stomach.

    28. JR

      Are you gonna be okay?

    29. WC

      No.

    30. JR

      I don't know if it's a, I don't know if it's a Black or white thing-

  3. 5:027:20

    Women’s March backlash and ‘are we not being dramatic enough?’

    1. WC

      And, I mean, I don't know. It's just so tricky because it's like, I was getting all these nasty comments on Instagram this weekend. Like-

    2. JR

      But why are you getting nasty comments? For what?

    3. WC

      Well, I think with what's going on.

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. WC

      Uh ...

    6. JR

      But why, why are they being nasty?

    7. WC

      'Cause the ... I was posting photos from the Women's March.

    8. JR

      Okay.

    9. WC

      Which was ... The march was about a lot of things. And I think just in the last month or so, there's been a little bit of eye roll of like, "Oh, this is still going on?" You know, like, there's a lot of ...

    10. JR

      Hmm.

    11. WC

      I think guys and women also who are a little bit exhausted or ... I had one guy I talked to a couple weeks ago, a friend of mine, who was like, "I'm done with this." (laughs) Like, what do you mean you're done with this? Like, um, you're done with, uh, sexual predators being, um ...... getting in trouble and getting fired and getting cleansed from our society and, um, po- possibly, you know, stopping from, um, assaulting people in the future. And they were just like, "I just, I feel like this has gotten ridiculous." You know? And there's, I think a lot of people think it's like a hysteria or it's like women being dramatic, um, or something like that. And then, something like this happens and I'm like, "Oh, are we not being dramatic enough?" 'Cause this is crazy that he's just going on stage and performing, like, as if everything's just kind of fine again.

    12. JR

      Well, I think (clears throat) he's a bad example, 'cause I think he's nuts and I don't think it makes any sense that he's out.

    13. WC

      I think anyone who rapes-

    14. JR

      I think he should be in jail.

    15. WC

      ... as many people as nu-

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. WC

      I think all these people are nuts.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. WC

      I think we're more nuts for just being like, "Okay, I guess he's doing comedy again."

    20. JR

      But I don't think we are. I think most people are like, "What in the fuck?"

    21. WC

      Are outraged by it.

    22. JR

      Yeah. I sent it to Tom Segura and that was his, his immediate reaction was like, "Wha- what?" He gave me like a bunch of Us. (laughs)

    23. WC

      I guess I'm thinking about the people who are in that jazz club.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. WC

      And the guy that owns that jazz club, fuck you guys. Um-

    26. JR

      Yeah. We don't know. I mean, we don't know who these people are or what it was like.

    27. WC

      Here's the thing, if I'm at a comedy club and Bill Cosby gets on stage-

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. WC

      ... I'm like, "I gotta hear what the fuck this bitch-"

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  4. 7:2010:41

    Cultural change since the ’60s and why the pendulum swings hard

    1. JR

      He reached this insane level of popularity, and he did it in the '60s and the '70s when the world was a different place.

    2. WC

      Right.

    3. JR

      And I really... We've talked about this a bunch of times on this podcast, I think a lot of people drugged people back then. I think it was normal. I think that-

    4. WC

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      ... dropping a Mickey in someone's drinks, I mean, he-

    6. WC

      It was common, maybe not normal. (laughs)

    7. JR

      Yeah. That's, that's a better way to put it.

    8. WC

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      I think a lot of people did it.

    10. WC

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      And I think a lot of people-

    12. WC

      People still do it.

    13. JR

      Yeah. Well, (clears throat) but I think a lot of famous people did it back then.

    14. WC

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      I think they were giving out pills and, uh, I don't think... I think culturally we've evolved way more than we are aware of. I think we think of ourselves as being very similar to people from the 1960s.

    16. WC

      Mm-hmm.

    17. JR

      I don't think we are.

    18. WC

      Interesting.

    19. JR

      I think, I think we're way... I think if you go from like 1810 to 1870-

    20. WC

      Mm-hmm.

    21. JR

      ... I bet people are pretty goddamn similar.

    22. WC

      Interesting. Yes. Okay. Good point. Yeah. The-

    23. JR

      But I think it's-

    24. WC

      ... technology is moving so fast and adapting to that and the fact that we have alarm systems. Right. Got it.

    25. JR

      Right. 1960 to 2018-

    26. WC

      Mm-hmm.

    27. JR

      ... way different.

    28. WC

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      Fucking way different. What's acceptable, how people think of things, what we've, w- w- just s- how people... I think one of the things that's happening, and one of the reason why guys are eye-rolling about the Women's March, is, is that it's a new thing, and this is just overwhelming amount of energy-

    30. WC

      Mm-hmm.

  5. 10:4113:26

    Weinstein ‘everyone knew’ vs powerlessness to report

    1. WC

      And here's something interesting. (laughs) I was also getting shit about this, about, um, a lot of people are like, "Well, if you knew about Harvey, why didn't you say something?" And it's just, it's such a testament to how, um...

    2. JR

      Who said... Someone said that to you?

    3. WC

      I just got... Yeah. Like, I just got some comments that were like, "Well, you knew about Harvey. Why didn't you say something?" You know? "When you knew about it 10 years ago or whatever."

    4. JR

      When was it? What did you know?

    5. WC

      But I, I had heard like, "Oh, he like sleeps with actresses and he like makes them, fuck them."

    6. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    7. WC

      But I wasn't really in that world, so I knew about it, but what was I gonna call up The New York Times and be like, "Hey, I was on Comedy Central for 10 minutes. I have a s- idea."

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. WC

      You know? Like, who was gonna let... You know? And it's also, it's like the kinda thing where we didn't even know what we were allowed to say and we didn't even know that there was a possibility for change or that-

    10. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    11. WC

      ... there was a possibility that anything would be done about it.

    12. JR

      Right.

    13. WC

      Like, that's how, um, ingrained in our psyche it was and how we just didn't know there was anything... We just thought that's how it was.

    14. JR

      Well, y- first of all, you didn't know him, you didn't work under him, so how-

    15. WC

      He did come to The Comedy Store once.

    16. JR

      Oh.

    17. WC

      I think you were gone. And this isn't like my Harvey Weinstein story, like it's not close to s- how awful most of the women's stories are. But it is, I think, more like kind of funny. He came to The Comedy Store and, uh, I got, I went on stage in the main room and then I left. And then Tommy called me and he was like, "Oh, Tar- Harvey Weinstein came here to see you. Um, he's here. You need to come back and talk to him." And I was like, I was like already at the Improv or already like whatever, and I was like, "I, I don't wanna go b-" And then the only reason I did not go back... At first, I was like, "Fuck him for just like summoning me to come back."

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. WC

      I'm making $22 at The Comedy Store, like I don't... You know. And, uh, it already took me 40 minutes to get outta The Comedy Store parking lot. (laughs) I can't go back in there. And, uh, I remember literally just being like, "The lighting in there is bad. I don't want him to see me." (laughs)

    20. JR

      The lighting is bad?... bad.

    21. WC

      Like, the lighting on stage is great. Like, he saw me at my best, and I really don't wanna go back and, like, talk to him. I don't, like, know how to do small talk with producers. I'm not ... You know me, I'm like a neurotic mess. Like, I'm not good at, like, charming and whatever. Um, but yeah.

    22. JR

      That is such a crazy way to think of things.

    23. WC

      Insane.

    24. JR

      The lighting there was perfect.

    25. WC

      Yeah. (laughs) He s- he saw me. (laughs)

    26. JR

      Hi. I- i- it's gonna be everything. That's, that's a disaster. I gotta go.

    27. WC

      Like, he saw me at my best, like, "Let me just get the fuck outta here." But, like, I, uh, I didn't know how bad it was, but I kn- you know, it's like the kinda thing that it's like, we didn't know what we didn't know. And-

    28. JR

      Don't you ... You feel a little guilty, though? Like, what you're saying-

    29. WC

      (laughs)

    30. JR

      What I'm getting is that you've ... People saying that to you, you feel like, "Oh, uh, uh, uh."

  6. 13:2621:04

    Gray areas of harassment, freezing, and how trauma shapes reactions

    1. WC

      But it's like ... But we were the same way. It's like, I mean, I remember working on a talk show and everyone's like, "Oh, well, does that count? That's not as bad as rape."

    2. JR

      Right.

    3. WC

      Like, getting granular about it.

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. WC

      Like, I remember I worked on a, um, a talk show, late night talk show, and a guy came up to me, um, in front of, like, a couple of the writers, and he took his hand and, like, put it between my butt cheeks and just went like, swiped. And he was like, "It's like a credit card machine." And, like, everybody started laughing. And of course I started laughing 'cause I didn't ... Like-

    6. JR

      Right.

    7. WC

      I froze and I was embarrassed.

    8. JR

      Was he a friend?

    9. WC

      No, he was like my coworker.

    10. JR

      Hm.

    11. WC

      Like, you know.

    12. JR

      Okay.

    13. WC

      And it was just kind of a dick comedy writer. And I was like, "What do I do? What am I gonna do?" I mean, at the time, I had no concept that it was offensive. I was emotionally-

    14. JR

      Right.

    15. WC

      ... so numb and unconscious in my 20s, like, I didn't even think to do anything about it. But looking back, I'm like, that was fucked up. But what was I gonna call human resources and say that he-

    16. JR

      Right.

    17. WC

      It just ... There's all these little tiny things that aren't enough to be assault, but are too much to be appropriate. And it's just like a gray area that I don't f- you know, it's, it's hard for us to, to delineate what makes sense and what doesn't.

    18. JR

      Well, it's funny how cautious you are now.

    19. WC

      (coughs)

    20. JR

      I mean, we're good friends, but we were joking around. We, we had these, uh, hover boards.

    21. WC

      Yeah, yeah.

    22. JR

      And we're rolling around these hover boards.

    23. WC

      If I had fallen, you would not have caught me 'cause you didn't wanna touch me. (laughs)

    24. JR

      (laughs) Right. Well, what you had said-

    25. WC

      That's my fear. (laughs)

    26. JR

      But what you had said was hilarious. You, you wanted to say something about a porn-

    27. WC

      That's right, that's right.

    28. JR

      ... but you weren't sure if you could talk about it-

    29. WC

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      ... because you were worried that you bringing up a porn-

  7. 21:0423:05

    Therapy tools: EMDR, MDMA trauma treatment, and ‘activated’ nervous systems

    1. WC

      And I also, I didn't... It took me 15 (laughs) years of a 12 step program and therapy and EMDR to even be able to say-

    2. JR

      What's EMDR?

    3. WC

      EMDR. Um, eye movement reprogramming and desensitization.

    4. JR

      How the fuck would you expect anyone to know what that means-

    5. WC

      (laughs)

    6. JR

      ... where you could just yell it? (laughs) Just say that.

    7. WC

      You're supposed to... Your fans are so fucking smart and like they're such neurology nerds that-

    8. JR

      Yeah. But that's off the deep end.

    9. WC

      Well, I mean, it's-

    10. JR

      EMDR.

    11. WC

      DMR, it's a-

    12. JR

      I've never heard of that shit in all my life.

    13. WC

      It's a, uh, post-traumatic stress disorder therapy.

    14. JR

      Wow.

    15. WC

      Uh, it was started for, um, uh, Vietnam vets.

    16. JR

      Wow.

    17. WC

      And it helps you to sort of deactivate traumatic experiences.

    18. JR

      Have you ever done ecstasy?

    19. WC

      No.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. WC

      Nope.

    22. JR

      MDMA therapy is supposed to be amazing for people that have gone through trauma.

    23. WC

      I've been told about this.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. WC

      I'm gonna go to Coachella next year and try that.

    26. JR

      Bah! I don't know if that's the place.

    27. WC

      Um-

    28. JR

      But it's supposed to be amazing for people that have gone through real traumatic experiences that are just so ingrained in their mind, like the memories of those experiences are ingrained with trauma and horrible feelings. And somehow or another, MDMA therapy allows people to separate from that and, and k- and lose the trigger and like lose, lose this, this reoccurring-

    29. WC

      That sounds like a way more fun way to do it.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  8. 23:0535:51

    Trump as predator, stimulant rumors, and the ‘nobody does it like me’ montage

    1. WC

      I'm super into it. I, I had another friend, um, recommend that and I'd be down because it's also like, you know, and something else I'll say, not to speak for all women, like I'm not the face of all women, but like with this administration, if you're a sexual trauma survivor, seeing this fucking guy on the news every day can be really triggering. Like-

    2. JR

      Did you see his post about the Women's March?

    3. WC

      I, I...

    4. JR

      His Twitter post was hilarious.

    5. WC

      Joe, I literally can't read the news anymore 'cause I'm too activated and I'm just... I'm, I'm, I'm going crazy.

    6. JR

      Ooh, activated. Yeah.

    7. WC

      I'm way too activated. Like-

    8. JR

      Activated.

    9. WC

      ... e- for his f- seeing a sexual predator or someone I deem to be a sexual predator with all the women that have come forward in the news every day is activating my trauma response of-

    10. JR

      I think he's a predator.

    11. WC

      Mm-hmm.

    12. JR

      I don't think it's just sexual.

    13. WC

      In general, he's a predator.

    14. JR

      I think he's a predator in business. I think he's a predator in-

    15. WC

      Mm-hmm.

    16. JR

      ... politics. I think he's... I mean, if you look at the way he campaigned, you know, like about the Hillary Clinton, "Lock her up, lock her up."

    17. WC

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      His, he's predatory. He finds-

    19. WC

      Yes, correct. He's a bully.

    20. JR

      Yeah. Well, he, he's a, he's a fucking winner.

    21. WC

      Mm-hmm.

    22. JR

      I hate to say it that way.

    23. WC

      It's an... Can I tell you... And I was... Do you remember, um, I think it was... I don't know if this was the primaries or... It was like when Ben Carson was still in the mix-

    24. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    25. WC

      ... and they were all lined up. And I remember, um, seeing... And this was when we all thought it was like a joke. And he called all of them out. He was like, "You've asked me for money and you've asked me for money and you've asked me for money."

    26. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    27. WC

      And I was like, "That's fucking hot."

    28. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    29. WC

      Like this, the, the reptilian brain was like-

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  9. 35:5139:32

    Supporters, economics, and what working-class voters prioritized

    1. WC

      Um, you know, I... Here's what I'll say, and I have some family who voted for him who are in, um, you know-

    2. JR

      Exile?

    3. WC

      Y- K... No, they're just in-

    4. JR

      (laughs)

    5. WC

      ... working class and their whole thing is like, "We don't, we don't care. All we care about is the bottom line in our jobs."

    6. JR

      Right.

    7. WC

      It's actually kind of a luxury, um, and that's, I, I think a, a fair flaw with what's happening with this, you know, women's, you know, movement conversation is right now, the people getting the most visi- visibility are fucking millionaires (laughs) .

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. WC

      You know? That's sort of the, for the most part who's speaking up right now and, like, you know, that's what Time's Up is for, to enfranchise people who don't have the kind of resources to just be like, "You know what? You're mistreating me. I'm gonna quit my job."

    10. JR

      Right.

    11. WC

      You know, a lot of people can't quit their job and they have to tolerate sexual harassment and, and whatever and they don't really have a choice in the matter or they have to stay in bad relationships 'cause they can't afford, um, to get their own place or whatever. But, um, but all they heard was jobs. Their thing is like, "We don't care anything about his character. We think all politicians are assholes. We just want jobs." And that's what he said he was gonna promise and he lied, you know? So they were just like-

    12. JR

      Why was he lying?

    13. WC

      ... sort of played. Well, uh, he-

    14. JR

      Isn't there more jobs now than ever before and isn't the unemployment as low as it's ever been?

    15. WC

      But he was, but he was promis- I mean, health insurance, I think they al- He... They also thought that they were gonna get this like magical health insurance reform-

    16. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    17. WC

      ... which they didn't get, but there was also... Um, he was promising like coal mine jobs.

    18. JR

      Which is so crazy.

    19. WC

      A lot of my family members are like, "We're gonna work in coal mines." I'm like, "You realize that's 50,000 jobs." Right? (laughs)

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. WC

      And they're ... It's starting to become obsolete. So, he promised kind of jobs that I think ... The pipeline and shit like that. So I think that, you know, and they just watch Fox News and they believe everything that's been, they think like, liberal news is a lie.

    22. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    23. WC

      You know? So, I think it's like the kind of jobs that they promised. And I know ... And I think that you're exactly right. It's like, um, their whole thing is unemployment going up is what helps women because more women can get jobs.

    24. JR

      But isn't it a case where when, when you see like unemployment and, and how more people are, uh, doing better than before and the economy is doing better than it's ever been before, isn't this like a natural cycle? Like wasn't it already charting in that direction when Obama was leaving office?

    25. WC

      I was gonna say, I think it's the president that's like four years prior that usually is what caused it.

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. WC

      'Cause you can't just like become president, then all of a sudden there's more jobs.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. WC

      It's something that has to start a little bit earlier. I'm not saying Obama. I, I don't know enough about it.

    30. JR

      Well, that's sort of when Obama got into office, everybody was blaming him, like right away for everything that was-

  10. 39:321:12:09

    Birth control politics, religion, and the broader impulse to control people

    1. WC

      And I completely agree. And when I think about that, I'm like, oh, you know, in m- ... And this is just my point of view because of what I come from and maybe it's being a woman, a female brain, whatever. But like, when I hear that, I'm like, the thing that perpetuates that cycle is having kids too soon.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. WC

      And having a lack of access to birth control and education. And this administration is a huge threat to that, an enemy to that. So I'm like, what-

    4. JR

      Right. But, but why is that?

    5. WC

      What depletes you faster than a kid? Well-

    6. JR

      Is that just a straight up Republican thing? Pull this thing.

    7. WC

      I'm so sorry. I always have this problem.

    8. JR

      Just don't, don't have it like here, though.

    9. WC

      I always do this.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. WC

      Why? What does this say about me?

    12. JR

      Just, just put it ... Make it like a fist.

    13. WC

      It, it does ... Do any of your other guests have this problem?

    14. JR

      Yes. A lot of my guests-

    15. WC

      Okay. (laughs) Okay, good. Okay.

    16. JR

      Sh-

    17. WC

      I'm just not-

    18. JR

      I used to do it before I did a podcast.

    19. WC

      It's terrible, I guess.

    20. JR

      I'd do radio shows. They'd always yell at me because I wasn't in the mic.

    21. WC

      Um-

    22. JR

      But-

    23. WC

      Uh, but please-

    24. JR

      But, but why is it a Republican thing? It's always a Republican thing to try to deny women birth control, to try to restrict abortion. This is always a Republican thing.

    25. WC

      Because I think it probably boils down to religion.

    26. JR

      Yes.

    27. WC

      And I, I don't ... I, I still can't understand why religion is the reason that people think women have to be cows and if I can have-

    28. JR

      But he was never religious. This is what's so crazy.

    29. WC

      Yeah. Well, he used to ob- ... I, I mean, I think a lot of it's kind of like Keeks conveniently now-

    30. JR

      Yeah.

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