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Joe Rogan Experience #1078 - Jimmy Dore

Jimmy Dore is a stand-up comedian, political commentator, host of "The Jimmy Dore Show" available on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3M7l8ved_rYQ45AVzS0RGA) and as a podcast available on iTunes.

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Feb 14, 20182h 50mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:001:56

    Headsets, college radio mishaps, and why music podcasts are legally tricky

    1. JD

      (laughs)

    2. JR

      Three, two... Jamie with the quick count. Jimmy Dore. We're live, we're live.

    3. JD

      Oh, fantastic.

    4. JR

      Do you use headsets or no? Are you a no-headset guy?

    5. JD

      Oh, should I wear a headset? I'll wear a headset, sure.

    6. JR

      It's up to you. I just feel lonely if I'm the only guy with headsets.

    7. JD

      Oh, okay, there you... Ooh, that's nice.

    8. JR

      Is that better?

    9. JD

      Oh, I got somebody... Like they got their privacy going. "Hey, what time is it?" It's 11:01, one minute after 11:00. 59 minutes before the top of the 12 hours.

    10. JR

      Did you ever do that? Did you ever do, like, a regular radio show?

    11. JD

      I had... In college I had a radio show, but it wasn't real. It was, uh... It just broadcast to no one, actually, it turned out.

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. JD

      (laughs)

    14. JR

      To the campus?

    15. JD

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      Was it just to the campus?

    17. JD

      It was supposed to be going out to the campus, and then we found out about three months in it wasn't going out to (laughs) anybody.

    18. JR

      I always had dreams of doing a radio show, but I always knew that I would fuck it up, you know? I'm like, I'd get fired or something. I never th- And I never thought anybody would hire me, you know?

    19. JD

      I got in trouble f- at that station for, uh, li- for playing the same song three times in a row (laughs) 'cause I was like-

    20. JR

      'Cause it was so good?

    21. JD

      Yeah, I liked it. It was-

    22. JR

      What was the song?

    23. JD

      I don't even remember. It was, like-

    24. JR

      Ha, ha.

    25. JD

      ... some off-brand, I'd never heard of them be- like, the Rabbani Brothers. I was like, "This is a fun song." I-

    26. JR

      They fired you from a college station for that?

    27. JD

      They didn't fire me. They came in and they yelled at me. And I was like, "This isn't even going out to anyone." (laughs)

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. JD

      And if it was a nice day and I had to do my radio shift, I would just come in and simulcast with the FM, 'cause I was on AM-

    30. JR

      Right.

  2. 1:563:39

    Comedy love letter: Rogan’s new material, joke longevity, and comedian jealousy

    1. JR

      Yeah, but the thing is, nobody wants to hear your jokes more than once. That's the problem with jokes.

    2. JD

      That's not true, Joe.

    3. JR

      Really?

    4. JD

      All right. Fir- first of all, let me blow smoke up your ass a little bit. I'm not actually... This is sincere. So I've seen you do comedy before. I saw you... We did, uh, the 2004, I think it was the Aspen Festival. We were on the opening night show at the Wheeler, uh, Opera House. And then I saw you do sets at The Improv. And I always thought you were funny, you know? Uh, but I never remembered any of your jokes. And then I saw you at The Comedy Store a couple weeks ago, and I've been doing your act ever since. (laughs)

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. JD

      I've been telling your jokes everywhere I go to anybody who will listen, and everybody falls down laughing. Those jokes that you have... First of all, the joke about Weinstein is just so goddamn funny.

    7. JR

      (laughs) Thanks.

    8. JD

      And then the joke about the wrestling. Goddamn it, you know?

    9. JR

      Thanks, man.

    10. JD

      And I... It's, it's hard for me to not say them right in your face right now. I know I s- It would... That would be not good if I did your jokes right to you. (laughs)

    11. JR

      Right.

    12. JD

      But I can't not do... Those are some of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time. And, uh, I know people are gonna be saying, "Oh, he's such a kiss ass." I'm not kidding. I love comedy and I love jokes, and I can re- remember jokes that I like. And, uh, (laughs) that Harvey Weinstein joke.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. JD

      That's so goddamn funny.

    15. JR

      I, I'm gonna rush to get that onto a Netflix special because I'm worried it's gonna get old.

    16. JD

      Yeah, right.

    17. JR

      'Cause right now, you know, it's like, it happened a couple of months ago, it's still okay. And I'm recording in April and I'm like, "Boy, April is like The Wire." That's like Under the Wire.

    18. JD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      You know?

    20. JD

      I think it'll be okay 'cause there, there's not gonna be a bigger-

    21. JR

      Right.

    22. JD

      ... uh, raper or whatever than Harvey Weinstein could come. He's prob- he's the pinnacle, right?

    23. JR

      Right. Like, if you had a Cosby joke today, it's still okay.

    24. JD

      (laughs)

    25. JR

      'Cause he's such a raper.

    26. JD

      That's right. (laughs)

    27. JR

      You know?

  3. 3:396:39

    From Cosby to Aziz: the #MeToo pendulum and differences in threat perception

    1. JD

      I forgot Cosby. You're right.

    2. JR

      How could you forget? Did you see the recent shit where Cosby was at a barbershop? There's videos of him hanging out at the barbershop talking about jazz, uh, trivia-

    3. JD

      No.

    4. JR

      ... talking with all the barbershop guys in Philly.

    5. JD

      No.

    6. JR

      Yeah. Yeah. He actually performed recently at a jazz club. Yeah, he showed up at this jazz club and performed, and then announced that he was gonna perform at another place. He's, like, he's back while he's in between trials.

    7. JD

      Wow. So, uh... See, that's the weird thing. I always wondered, like... He was still selling tickets.

    8. JR

      Yeah.

    9. JD

      Like, people will still show up to see him.

    10. JR

      Well, before the no one... Before anyone knew for sure what was going on, there was a couple of accusations and everybody was like, "What is this?" Like, "What, what is this really? Is this real? Is this someone doing a shakedown?" And then they started... The, the... Just the fucking tsunami of accusations started piling in, which is really incredible when you think about it, how many years that guy was doing that.

    11. JD

      Uh, it's unbelievable how you... He could get away with that for so long and-

    12. JR

      It's terrifying.

    13. JD

      ... and then something... And then now it's like you just go on a bad date and you're, you're getting in trouble.

    14. JR

      Like Aziz Ansari?

    15. JD

      Yes. (laughs)

    16. JR

      Yeah, that's horrible, right?

    17. JD

      I know. (laughs)

    18. JR

      Yeah. Now, well, it's... The pendulum swings. You know? I, I think it's, it's, it's kind of open season on men right now, and it'll swing back around and it'll be normal again. And, you know, it makes sense. I mean, you, you... There's so many of these accusations that happen, you know, after a while they pile up and then there's this just, like, anti-male resentment-

    19. JD

      (laughs)

    20. JR

      ... and then it'll swing back and it'll normalize. And people are sort of reacting to the Aziz thing, and they say, "Well, that went a little too far." And then the woman who was in charge of... The California woman who was a big Me Too supporter, she got busted. Did you see that?

    21. JD

      Oh, no.

    22. JR

      Yeah. She was grabbing some dude's dick-

    23. JD

      No.

    24. JR

      ... and grabbing his ass, and she was drunk and she's, she was a congresswoman.

    25. JD

      No kidding.

    26. JR

      Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    27. JD

      You ever have-

    28. JR

      Yeah. Look, people-

    29. JD

      You have, you have a girl do that to you?

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  4. 6:3910:52

    Workplace harassment jokes, real examples, and what actually constitutes violation

    1. JD

      Well, there was this guy... And see, this is, uh, how I like remembering jokes. I haven't seen this guy probably tell jokes for 25 years. His name is Paul Kelly. And it was right in the, in the '80s, or at the end of the '80s when, when women were in the workforce and that was like One Day at a Time, remember that show?

    2. JR

      Right, sure.

    3. JD

      It was all about women. And so things were weird in the workplace. Men didn't know how to talk to women and how to act and then they would go, "Oh, she's just like one of the guys." Remember that? They would say that.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. JD

      That was the highest compliment you could give a woman. "She's like one of the guys. We don't have to act weird around her." And this guy Paul Kelly, that's when people started to talk about sexual harassment and he said, "See, men, we don't understand what that is."

    6. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    7. JD

      "It's like, uh, wait a minute, you mean y- you're gonna touch my dick while I type?"

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. JD

      "And I get insurance?" (laughs)

    10. JR

      (laughs) Well, I... We say that but d- um... My friend TJ, do you know The Amazing Atheist? Do you know who he is?

    11. JD

      Oh, I do know who he is.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. JD

      I've seen, uh, his show o- uh, bl- uh, on the YouTube.

    14. JR

      Very funny guy.

    15. JD

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      Um, he told me, and he's kind of an introvert, he told me that he was working in an office once and a woman who was his boss was sexually harassing him. And it was completely unwanted, and she would grab him and he would lock up-

    17. JD

      (laughs)

    18. JR

      ... he'd freeze and be uncomfortable and, and it was gross. You know? He said it was r- he was r- but he's a big guy, I mean, he wasn't physically in danger. I'm sure it felt super uncomfortable, but it's always gonna be a notch, several notches less scary.

    19. JD

      Well, because she can't take out her dick and stick it in you.

    20. JR

      There you go.

    21. JD

      That's a big difference. (laughs)

    22. JR

      That's right. Right? The thing is the violation, right?

    23. JD

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      That's like the fa- fact that someone could physically hold you against your will and just-

    25. JD

      And penetrate you. In you, yeah.

    26. JR

      ... stick something in you. Yeah. Take, yeah, get into your body.

    27. JD

      Yes, inside, inside of you. (laughs)

    28. JR

      Yeah. Like a woman literally can't do that. She can engulf you. That, that could be scary.

    29. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    30. JR

      Someone engulfing you, like, oh, Jesus.

  5. 10:5213:52

    Jimmy’s standup identity: Bill Hicks, anger, image, and finding his voice via YouTube

    1. JD

      I do because, uh, through my... It helps me to f- discover who I am more. Because as a standup I, um, I was like Bill Hicks, was my favorite guy. When I saw Bill Hicks in Chicago, I almost quit. Um...

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. JD

      Because I was in comedy about three or four years and I was like, "I fucking know what I'm doing." You know?

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. JD

      And every s- before I got on stage I'd be like, "Wait till they get a load of me." You know? I was like, "That guy?"

    6. JR

      Right.

    7. JD

      "Oh, I'm the fucking baddest ass in Chicago."

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. JD

      And then, uh, everybody talked about this guy Bill Hicks, right? And I was like, "I'll, I'm gonna check this guy out." So I sat down and, uh, he starts his set and about two minutes in I started drinking. And then about five minutes in I started drinking more. And about 10 minutes in I was convinced that I was gonna quit comedy. Because-

    10. JR

      Wow.

    11. JD

      ... my whole life, you know, I always thought like... A- George Carlin was my hero and I was like, "You know, if I do everything right, uh, I could maybe be like George Carlin for one special." Like, "Maybe if I get everything right and I really work it." And I saw Bill Hicks and I knew I was n- I was always gonna be competing for second place. And so when he died it made me feel a lot better. I was like, "Oh fuck, I'm back." (laughs)

    12. JR

      (laughs) Oh, that's the worst.

    13. JD

      No, it was the saddest thing when he died, of course. He was my hero. And, um, you know, I didn't really know him. I knew him tangentially and it was weird to feel that kind of sadness for someone who you don't know personally.And, um, so that was a big deal to me, watching Bill Hicks. It totally changed my life. And I tried to be like him. Of course, like an idiot, I tried to be like him and you can't, right?

    14. JR

      Right.

    15. JD

      And, uh, and then one time I was dating this, uh, girl, and might be my wife, I don't know who told me this, but she said, "You don't look like you, where you come from." 'Cause I come from the South Side of Chicago, grew up poor. 12 kids, drinking powdered milk, you know, and having the shit beat out of me from the fucking morning 'til night, right? 'Cause I went to Catholic school, tough neighborhood, and my... So, uh, and she's like, "You can't be angry like Bill Hicks, because you look like you come from privilege, money, and you're dressed well." I always liked to dress nice 'cause I grew up poor. I always wanted to be... And, uh, so that's when I had to, like, pull back on the anger on stage, and I was like, "If you watch my specials on Comedy Central, I'm very nice." And, uh, doing the YouTube show is what let me, uh, connect with my anger, which is always what drives me. (laughs)

    16. JR

      Ah, that's interesting.

    17. JD

      And that is what has connected with people, and that's when I really started selling tickets and my, everything, you know, everything I wanted to get from comedy, in a sense, uh, I got from this YouTube show. So now I can go wherever I want and do a show and just, my fans will show up. It's, it's the greatest thing that ever happened in my life.

    18. JR

      Well, you're very good on your YouTube show, and you're also very fair. You know, one of the things that I really like about your show is, you, you are v- you're obviously a left-leaning guy, but you're very balanced in your criticism of the left, in your criticism of criticism of the left, and-

    19. JD

      Well, if you have to lie to make your point, you don't have a good point.

    20. JR

      I agree with you 1,000%.

    21. JD

      So...

    22. JR

      I think that's so- it's such an important thing that's being missed today.

    23. JD

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

  6. 13:5215:33

    Democrats, Obama-era disillusionment, and the healthcare fight (ACA vs single payer)

    1. JD

      And I don't know that, and I don't know... I've gone back and forth on issues. Everybody-

    2. JR

      Sure.

    3. JD

      ... I think you can be allowed to go back and forth on issues. You know, um, I was, uh, I was against gun control, I was for gun control, then I was against it again. I mean, you know...

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. JD

      Uh, so, um, uh, the thing that... People give me a lot of har- I get, I get more of a hard time from people who consider themselves on the left than people who consider themselves on the right.

    6. JR

      Today, right?

    7. JD

      Today.

    8. JR

      This is a new thing, though, isn't it?

    9. JD

      It's a new thing.

    10. JR

      Over the last decade?

    11. JD

      Right, it's because-

    12. JR

      Maybe less than a decade.

    13. JD

      Well, to me it since, uh, it's, it really started with Bill Clinton in '92, but it didn't get really ramped up until Barack Obama in like 2010 when it was clear that Barack Obama was a neo-liberal corporatist who was gonna do the bidding of the war machine and Wall Street and big pharma. Which is why when the Democrats got control of government, they had, uh, the presidency, the Senate, filibuster-proof Senate for a few months, and they had the Congress and the House, and they didn't pass single pay or even a public option. What do we get? We got a right-wing healthcare plan anyway which is a giveaway to the phar- pharma and health insurance companies that left out 28 million fucking people.

    14. JR

      And infuriated small business owners, infuriated people that were, pro, that had a small practice, that they were, they were doctors and, you know, and all, all such, sorts of people that were...

    15. JD

      It was better than what we had. It was a bad solutio- it wasn't a solution. What it was was a solution for the pharmaceutical companies and the health insurance companies.

    16. JR

      How was it better than what we had? In what way?

    17. JD

      Well, because you, before there was preexisting conditions and you couldn't get coverage, so then-

    18. JR

      Right.

    19. JD

      ... now we're supposed to, so now you could always get coverage and...

    20. JR

      So that part was better, the-

    21. JD

      S- yeah.

    22. JR

      ... the fact that you can get covered even if you had an issue.

  7. 15:3322:44

    Medical nightmare: rare bone disease, shrinking height, misdiagnosis, and life-saving treatment

    1. JD

      Right, right. So then you could, then you could go on an exchange and stuff like that. I never had to do that. I always got, through my wife's employer, I always had my health insurance, right? And by the way, having health insurance is (laughs) , doesn't really mean that mu- I got really sick and she-

    2. JR

      Well, you were talking about this before the podcast.

    3. JD

      Well this was be- that's a, this is a different thing, but I got, uh, I had a, uh, an illness where they couldn't diagnose for a few years. And it almost killed me, right? And...

    4. JR

      What was it?

    5. JD

      It was called hypophosphatemic osteomalacia.

    6. JR

      Whoa.

    7. JD

      And... (laughs)

    8. JR

      That should be on late night TV.

    9. JD

      (laughs) Right.

    10. JR

      Like one of those commercials. "Do you have osco-pharmatruicilicious-"

    11. JD

      (laughs) "Do you have oso-"

    12. JR

      "...-fectalidocious?"

    13. JD

      Side effects include death. I, uh... (laughs)

    14. JR

      What is it?

    15. JD

      Uh, it's a, it's a bone disease. So, uh-

    16. JR

      Oh.

    17. JD

      ... my bones were emitting ev- uh... The, the, the bottom line is my bones were dis- I was having, uh, bone disintegration.

    18. JR

      Whoa.

    19. JD

      So, yeah, I used to be much taller.

    20. JR

      (laughs)

    21. JD

      I know that sounds funny, right? But it's actually true.

    22. JR

      Is that true?

    23. JD

      When we met I was taller than you.

    24. JR

      Get the fuck outta here.

    25. JD

      Mm-mm.

    26. JR

      How much, how tall were you?

    27. JD

      I was around 5'10".

    28. JR

      And you shrank to 5'8"?

    29. JD

      I'm a, I'm a little, little under 5'8".

    30. JR

      Wow. That's crazy.

  8. 22:4429:08

    Diet wars: wheat, sugar crashes, vegetarian guilt, hunting ethics, and factory farming outrage

    1. JD

      I saw this fucking video about cows. I've seen those too. Where they, the c-... No, no, not those. Mm-hmm. So, in the, in, I don't know, Norway or Denmark, I don't know where, somewhere over there, they have a, a law that you have to let the cows out of the barn in the spring at the, on this, by this one day. Oh, you're talking about the one where the cow jumps out and starts bouncing around? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. And so they all come out and they start jumping around like dogs. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, "Oh, my god. Yeah, I couldn't eat my dog." Right. You know? And that's, that was the first like, doo-doosh. Like, "Oh, Jesus." And then I accidentally saw this thing of, uh, this video about a pig, and I can't eat pigs anymore. I can't eat porks. Yeah. I can't. And I'm that close to not eating meat, but, um, I eat a lot of pasta. You know I like to eat, I like to cook. But your doctor said, well, pasta's terrible for you. Your doctor- Yeah, I know, right? But I, I have whole wheat pasta. Your doctor said... Oh, that's not any better for you. That's not better? No. No, it's terrible for you. Whole wheat pasta has the same amount of gluten in it, it's the same amount of sugars in it. It's n- it's maybe slightly better than refined pasta, like wheat bread is slightly better than white bread, but it's all bullshit. It's all just filler. There's not, there's not... Very few nutrients. It's not... Cinn- eh- uh- But seven-grain bread is better, man. That's all horse shit, man. Bread is horse shit. Ugh. It's not good for you. Don't do this to me. It just is. Wheat is just not a good food. Really? It's a good filler. I mean, if you're starving, it'll keep you alive. I mean, that's literally what they invented it for. Mm-hmm. You know? They ground up wheat and figured out a way to cook it, and... And the wheat that we're eating today is not heirloom wheat. It's all wheat that's been adjusted and genetically modified so that it has higher yield in smaller areas. Like, um, there's a documentary called What's With Wheat? It's really fascinating. Really? Yeah, and they go over the details of, like, what happened with wheat, but it's somewhere around the early 19th century, or the 20th century rather.

    2. JR

      ... in early 1900s, they started altering wheat, and they did it so that they can get higher yield in a smaller area. But by doing that, you, you increase the amount of complex glutens in the wheat. It makes it much more difficult for people to digest, and then it's... That's where you see, like, the elevation of all these gluten sensitivity issues, and people are like, "When I was a kid, there was no gluten sensitivity." First of all, nobody knew what the fuck happened. You got fat, you had a heart attack, and you died.

    3. JD

      Right.

    4. JR

      They, they really didn't know. They didn't... They were w- much less aware of why people were fat, but sugars, wheat, those are two of the biggest problems that we have.

    5. JD

      No kidding.

    6. JR

      Yeah, it's terrible for you.

    7. JD

      So when I went to this Chinese medicine doctor, um, uh, it was back when I was feeling sick and, um, so I went to... Somebody recommended, "You should go see this Chinese mede-" I'm like, "I'll try whatever." So what he did was he changed my diet. So he's, got, got me off of white sugar, dairy-

    8. JR

      Even brown sugar's terrible for you.

    9. JD

      And, I'm su- sure.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. JD

      And, and, like, and g- and carbs basically.

    12. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    13. JD

      And, um, he told me not to drink soda. And I said-

    14. JR

      Good.

    15. JD

      ... "Well, I drink diet." He goes, "That's worse because of the chemicals in it."

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. JD

      And, um, so I was like, "Holy shit." I, I, I'm like, "Okay." So then he sells me these herbs for 800 bucks, and they're a m- a month's supply. So s- I realized that's all I ate. When I got out of his office, I, like... Every time I eat, I'm eating white flour, I'm eating bread, or a pizza, or a pasta, or a cheese, or... Everything, everything he told me not to eat, that's all I ate. So I was like... They go... I remember my girlfriend said, "How long are you gonna do this?" I go, "At least for a month 'cause that's how much these herbs are, and they're 800 bucks. I don't wanna..." (laughs)

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. JD

      So by the... By day three, I was leaping out of bed. I could not get over how much energy I had.

    20. JR

      Yeah, it's 'cause you don't have that big insulin crash. When you're eating all that sugar and all that bread, your body's just fighting that shit off all the time, trying to process it, and then there's this big crash. Boom.

    21. JD

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      And then you have to take a nap.

    23. JD

      What do you eat?

    24. JR

      I eat mostly meat and avocados and healthy fats and vegetables. But I, I hunt, so I... Everything I eat is wild. So when I'm eating meat, I'm eating elk or deer or something along those lines.

    25. JD

      Now, you c-... You don't feel bad when you see the deer you just shot?

    26. JR

      I do feel a sense of loss, but I do also know that this is a wild animal that had no idea what was going on until an arrow hit it. It's not like something that's living in some pen and being tortured-

    27. JD

      Uh-huh.

    28. JR

      ... and, and genetically modified and filled with antibiotics and hormones. It's a wild animal, and their life expectancy is very short. They get taken out by bears and wolves and coyotes and pumas. They don't... They're not making it. None of them are making it. Zero. 0%.

    29. JD

      (laughs)

    30. JR

      They're starving to death. They're freezing to death. What you're doing is just dipping your foot in the wild w- world. You are d- be- taking part in the cycle of life. And I get-

  9. 29:0836:08

    Corporate impunity and political corruption: Wall Street, Mnuchin, Kamala Harris, and the “club”

    1. JR

      Yes.

    2. JD

      ... something like th-... So we, we... By the way, we are (laughs) be-... We're, we're living in a, uh, uh... This is a lawless time, right? So the o- law only applies to the poor. It does not apply to, uh, war criminals. It doesn't apply to Wall Street. It doesn't apply to anybody except-

    3. JR

      Giant corporations have figured out a way to skirt the law-

    4. JD

      It, it-

    5. JR

      ... with money.

    6. JD

      ... le-... If you steal from rich people, that they will get upset, like Bernie Madoff.

    7. JR

      Right.

    8. JD

      That was...

    9. JR

      Yes.

    10. JD

      He stole from rich people. That was wrong.

    11. JR

      He fucked up.

    12. JD

      But if you're, if you're a Jamie Dimon or if you're Goldman Sachs or if you're... And you steal from poor people or veterans or old ladies, that's fine, that's fine. Tha- then you become Secretary of the Treasury, like Steve Mnuchin.

    13. JR

      Mnuchin is one of my favorite evil characters-

    14. JD

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      ... of the 21st century. When you see him-

    16. JD

      It's like a cartoon.

    17. JR

      ... with his wife and his wife has gloves on and they're holding the money-

    18. JD

      Yes.

    19. JR

      ... and she's smiling, and when she fucking tags, like, Gucci and sh- Cartier and all these different, like, big time companies in her Instagram posts when she's stepping off of a fucking private jet, like-

    20. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    21. JR

      Holy shit. Look at that picture. I love that picture!

    22. JD

      There it is.

    23. JR

      First of all, the fact that she would fuck him, that's a crime. That woman is a thief.

    24. JD

      That's the power of money.

    25. JR

      Yeah, I mean, but it's also prostitution. That's, that's a crime.

    26. JD

      You don't think she's hot for him? (laughs)

    27. JR

      No, I do not. I'm d-... I'm gonna be honest with you.

    28. JD

      (laughs)

    29. JR

      You know? I think if you were there, I'd say, "Okay."

    30. JD

      (laughs)

  10. 36:0852:54

    Endless war economy: Pentagon budgets, Syria narratives, Russia distraction, and false-flag claims

    1. JD

      We have two pro-war parties, and that's the pro- there's not an opposition party. They oppose Trump on the most ridiculous bullshit. They just voted for an extra $160 billion to go to the war machine. $160 billion. Let's remember, Bernie Sanders wanted to pay for free college, which was somewhere around $65 billion. So, and everybody said, "He's fucking crazy. How are you gonna pay for that?" They just did that in a blink of an eye. They passed $160 billion to a war machine that we don't have an enemy to fight. You know, Russia spends $65 billion a year on their military. They're a paper tiger. We got no fucking enemies out there. We have to keep inventing them. And the last, the last enemy they invented was ISIS. ISIS, I don't know if you're... We're supposed to shit our pants over them, Joe, because they have kitchen knives.... they'll cut your head off with a kitchen knife. That's what I'm supposed to be afraid of? What the fuck? Wha- uh, i- i- it's, it's, it's amazing how they can keep us scared, so they can keep perpetual war going. This is an Orwellian nightmare, and the Democrats right now should be screaming about the Pentagon budget, but they're not screaming about it because they're complicit. They're in it, and that's what's wrong with this country. That's why we can't have nice things. So when-

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. JD

      ... what, w- when they tell you th- that you, we're broke and we can't afford stuff, they don't mean we can't afford trillion-dollar wars, trillion-dollar bank bailouts, billion-dollar oil subsidies, and prison construction. That's not what they mean. They mean we can't afford shit like healthcare or education or roads or bridges or firemen or libraries, or anything that makes your fucking life better. Because whenever they need bombs, they got it. "Hey, we're broke for Social Security. We're broke for Medicare. How about for bombs?" "Oh, we got bomb money. We keep it right next to our fucking drinking money."

    4. JR

      Th- that, that is true because we're not really in a war in the sense of, like, World War II or World War I. We're in this weird war of... It's like a calculated war.

    5. JD

      They're all economic wars, Joe.

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. JD

      They're all... Uh, so we went into Iraq for the, uh, er, for the w- oil. Libya is because he wanted to go off the Petrodollar.

    8. JR

      But it is stunning-

    9. JD

      (laughs)

    10. JR

      ... how much funding this kind of war gets versus all the different social programs that we need in this country.

    11. JD

      Yes.

    12. JR

      Infrastructure programs.

    13. JD

      Yes. We c- and, and people always think, like, "Well, how are you gonna pay for that?" We don't have to spend any more money. We can actually spend len- less (laughs) money. We don't have to spend $750 billion a year on a military that's bloated. We have thousand bases around the coun- around the world. We don't even know how many bases there are, because lots of them are secret. (laughs)

    14. JR

      So, what do you say to the argument that we need them in order to stay safe?

    15. JD

      It's not true. (laughs)

    16. JR

      That's the big argument, right? The big argument is this is the way we, we've destroyed ISIS 'cause ISIS was on their way to building up and becoming a real threat.

    17. JD

      We invented ISIS.

    18. JR

      Well-

    19. JD

      We invited Al-Qaeda and then we invented ISIS.

    20. JR

      We c- we certainly aided in their...

    21. JD

      Development.

    22. JR

      ... their development. Yeah.

    23. JD

      And we then, we, we directly funded them. We directly funded them.

    24. JR

      Well, people that don't know the whole Mujahideen story, which was... Osama bin Laden was our guy. He was-

    25. JD

      That was our guy.

    26. JR

      He was our guy fighting against the Soviets.

    27. JD

      He was an anti-ru- anti-Russian terr- uh, anti-Russian freedom fighter-

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. JD

      ... is what they called Osama bin Laden.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  11. 52:541:08:32

    Late-night TV lost its edge: Jay Leno, Bill Hicks, Colbert, and podcasts replacing “danger”

    1. JR

      Yeah. Hey, how are you doing?

    2. JD

      Hey. And, uh-

    3. JR

      You have to stick your chin out when you do that. (laughs)

    4. JD

      Boy, his new show is fantastic.

    5. JR

      It's really good.

    6. JD

      That car show is ... That i- ... That's the show I wish he would've been doing all along.

    7. JR

      I've said the exact same thing.

    8. JD

      Are you kidding me?

    9. JR

      Yes. I said it to him.

    10. JD

      I couldn't believe how much I liked it.

    11. JR

      I like him.

    12. JD

      I like him on that show.

    13. JR

      Yes. (laughs)

    14. JD

      That's the ... (laughs)

    15. JR

      Well, you know why? It's because he's passionate.

    16. JD

      I like him. (laughs)

    17. JR

      It's like that's who he really is.

    18. JD

      That's who he was.

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. JD

      You know, when you would watch him interview someone, you could tell, uh, he didn't give a fuck about the question he was asking.

    21. JR

      Do you remember the Bill Hicks bit?

    22. JD

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      Bill Hicks bit about him-

    24. JD

      Of course I do.

    25. JR

      ... interviewing ... Who the fuck?

    26. JD

      Hey, Joey. Hey, Joey Lawrence.

    27. JR

      Joey Lawrence. That's right. (laughs)

    28. JD

      "So you've got a car now, are you driving?"

    29. JR

      (laughs)

    30. JD

      "You driving?"

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