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Joe Rogan Experience #1078 - Jimmy Dore

Jimmy Dore is a stand-up comedian, political commentator, host of "The Jimmy Dore Show" available on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3M7l8ved_rYQ45AVzS0RGA) and as a podcast available on iTunes.

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Feb 14, 20182h 50mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (laughs) …

    1. JD

      (laughs)

    2. JR

      Three, two... Jamie with the quick count. Jimmy Dore. We're live, we're live.

    3. JD

      Oh, fantastic.

    4. JR

      Do you use headsets or no? Are you a no-headset guy?

    5. JD

      Oh, should I wear a headset? I'll wear a headset, sure.

    6. JR

      It's up to you. I just feel lonely if I'm the only guy with headsets.

    7. JD

      Oh, okay, there you... Ooh, that's nice.

    8. JR

      Is that better?

    9. JD

      Oh, I got somebody... Like they got their privacy going. "Hey, what time is it?" It's 11:01, one minute after 11:00. 59 minutes before the top of the 12 hours.

    10. JR

      Did you ever do that? Did you ever do, like, a regular radio show?

    11. JD

      I had... In college I had a radio show, but it wasn't real. It was, uh... It just broadcast to no one, actually, it turned out.

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. JD

      (laughs)

    14. JR

      To the campus?

    15. JD

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      Was it just to the campus?

    17. JD

      It was supposed to be going out to the campus, and then we found out about three months in it wasn't going out to (laughs) anybody.

    18. JR

      I always had dreams of doing a radio show, but I always knew that I would fuck it up, you know? I'm like, I'd get fired or something. I never th- And I never thought anybody would hire me, you know?

    19. JD

      I got in trouble f- at that station for, uh, li- for playing the same song three times in a row (laughs) 'cause I was like-

    20. JR

      'Cause it was so good?

    21. JD

      Yeah, I liked it. It was-

    22. JR

      What was the song?

    23. JD

      I don't even remember. It was, like-

    24. JR

      Ha, ha.

    25. JD

      ... some off-brand, I'd never heard of them be- like, the Rabbani Brothers. I was like, "This is a fun song." I-

    26. JR

      They fired you from a college station for that?

    27. JD

      They didn't fire me. They came in and they yelled at me. And I was like, "This isn't even going out to anyone." (laughs)

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. JD

      And if it was a nice day and I had to do my radio shift, I would just come in and simulcast with the FM, 'cause I was on AM-

    30. JR

      Right.

  2. 15:0030:00

    And infuriated small business…

    1. JD

      that left out 28 million fucking people.

    2. JR

      And infuriated small business owners, infuriated people that were, pro, that had a small practice, that they were, they were doctors and, you know, and all, all such, sorts of people that were...

    3. JD

      It was better than what we had. It was a bad solutio- it wasn't a solution. What it was was a solution for the pharmaceutical companies and the health insurance companies.

    4. JR

      How was it better than what we had? In what way?

    5. JD

      Well, because you, before there was preexisting conditions and you couldn't get coverage, so then-

    6. JR

      Right.

    7. JD

      ... now we're supposed to, so now you could always get coverage and...

    8. JR

      So that part was better, the-

    9. JD

      S- yeah.

    10. JR

      ... the fact that you can get covered even if you had an issue.

    11. JD

      Right, right. So then you could, then you could go on an exchange and stuff like that. I never had to do that. I always got, through my wife's employer, I always had my health insurance, right? And by the way, having health insurance is (laughs) , doesn't really mean that mu- I got really sick and she-

    12. JR

      Well, you were talking about this before the podcast.

    13. JD

      Well this was be- that's a, this is a different thing, but I got, uh, I had a, uh, an illness where they couldn't diagnose for a few years. And it almost killed me, right? And...

    14. JR

      What was it?

    15. JD

      It was called hypophosphatemic osteomalacia.

    16. JR

      Whoa.

    17. JD

      And... (laughs)

    18. JR

      That should be on late night TV.

    19. JD

      (laughs) Right.

    20. JR

      Like one of those commercials. "Do you have osco-pharmatruicilicious-"

    21. JD

      (laughs) "Do you have oso-"

    22. JR

      "...-fectalidocious?"

    23. JD

      Side effects include death. I, uh... (laughs)

    24. JR

      What is it?

    25. JD

      Uh, it's a, it's a bone disease. So, uh-

    26. JR

      Oh.

    27. JD

      ... my bones were emitting ev- uh... The, the, the bottom line is my bones were dis- I was having, uh, bone disintegration.

    28. JR

      Whoa.

    29. JD

      So, yeah, I used to be much taller.

    30. JR

      (laughs)

  3. 30:0045:00

    Mm-hmm. …

    1. JR

      companies in her Instagram posts when she's stepping off of a fucking private jet, like-

    2. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      Holy shit. Look at that picture. I love that picture!

    4. JD

      There it is.

    5. JR

      First of all, the fact that she would fuck him, that's a crime. That woman is a thief.

    6. JD

      That's the power of money.

    7. JR

      Yeah, I mean, but it's also prostitution. That's, that's a crime.

    8. JD

      You don't think she's hot for him? (laughs)

    9. JR

      No, I do not. I'm d-... I'm gonna be honest with you.

    10. JD

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      You know? I think if you were there, I'd say, "Okay."

    12. JD

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      "He's got a funny personality. He's a good guy. She probably enjoys it."

    14. JD

      Ah.

    15. JR

      (laughs) You know, it doesn't make any sense. Like-

    16. JD

      But let me p- let me just say this. Now Steve Mnuchin is horrible, and he should probably be in jail. But guess what? He's not in jail, 'cause why? 'Cause a Democrat didn't, didn't prosecute him when she was supposed to. That's Kamala Harris.

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. JD

      So she's corrupted by Wall Street too. So you point your finger at him, you're like, "Well the reason why he's there is because the Democratic Party is corrupted." That's why he's there.

    19. JR

      What did he do that he should have got put-

    20. JD

      So, he, uh, well, Kamala Harris is, um, so he ran OneWest Bank, and they inter- investigated his bank and they found a thousand instances of criminality. And they said if we-

    21. JR

      It's only a thousand, though.

    22. JD

      That's what I say.

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. JD

      It's a thousand. And, uh... (laughs)

    25. JR

      Anything less than a million instances, like, "What the fuck?" It's water under the bridge.

    26. JD

      No, can't be picky.

    27. JR

      Little of this, little of that.

    28. JD

      Yeah, you gotta break a few eggs-

    29. JR

      Come on.

    30. JD

      ... to make omelets.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Right, stock market. …

    1. JD

      booming, they mean Wall Street is booming.

    2. JR

      Right, stock market.

    3. JD

      But there's no correlation between Wall Street and regular people's lives.

    4. JR

      There's not?

    5. JD

      Uh, well, the stock market has been booming. Uh, I remember I got called into CNN to do a thing when the stock market cro- crossed 13,000. Now it's up 25,000, and that was a big watershed moment. That was just, uh, like eight years ago I got called in to do that at CNN. That was like, "Oh my God, we..." So we've gone, we've doubled the stock market. People's paychecks haven't doubled. People's lives gotten worse, actually.

    6. JR

      How, but, uh, I have a problem with saying that, because there's just too many people you're dealing with. When you say, "People's lives have gotten worse," like, uh, how many, what people?

    7. JD

      Well, I'll tell you-

    8. JR

      There's too many people.

    9. JD

      ... so 63% of the country can't afford a $1,000 emergency. Half the country right now is either poor or low income.

    10. JR

      Right.

    11. JD

      30 to 50% of all wage earners earn less than $30,000 a year in the richest country in the world. Jack Ma, who is the Jeff Bezos of Asia, he runs the, the Amazon of Asia, and he said, "You know, the problem with the United States isn't making money. It's that you guys don't distribute it right."

    12. JR

      Ooh, that's some communist shit coming over from China. You gonna let that slide by, Jimmy Dore?

    13. JD

      (laughs)

    14. JR

      But, uh-

    15. JD

      Well, it's called those communist billionaires are buying-

    16. JR

      Right.

    17. JD

      ... up all our real estate.

    18. JR

      It's true.

    19. JD

      How the fuck did a socialist country produce all those billionaires?

    20. JR

      Well go to... Well, they, as soon as they got into communism, or into capitalism rather, they, they did it in a very ruthless way. I mean, you look at what... It's really kinda fucked up, like what's going on with some of the places where we buy our goods, like Foxconn, where they make iPhones.

    21. JD

      Right, yeah.

    22. JR

      They have nets around the building-

    23. JD

      Thank you. (laughs)

    24. JR

      ... to keep people from fucking jumping off. But when Trump has been in office for only a year, he can't expect all those things to change, but his argument has been that those things are improving. You think that it's all, it's all horse shit?

    25. JD

      Yes. In fact-

    26. JR

      So why is African American unemployment at the lowest rate that it's been in 40 years? Is that because it's unreported, like mean-

    27. JD

      'Cause so there's-

    28. JR

      ... when people stop looking for jobs, they report, they, they-

    29. JD

      That's-

    30. JR

      ... stop counting those as being unemployed.

  5. 1:00:001:03:56

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      what's the bar-

    2. JD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      ... what's, what- what you're allowed to do. Like, you've changed every... And because it's Trump, like if they said that about Hillary Clinton-

    4. JD

      Anybody else, get, oh my God!

    5. JR

      If Hillary Clinton... If he said, well, 'cause look at all this Russia d- dossier memo shit that's coming out. I mean, it turns out that a lot of this stuff is horse shit, right?

    6. JD

      So a lot of people who weren't around for the first McCarthy, uh, sh- uh, shit, they're getting to experience it now. This is what it's like.

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. JD

      This is what it's like. And you're like, "What? Even the media is..." Yeah, and the media goes along... Yeah, that's, this is what it's like. And you know, um, I don't even, I don't want to spend the, uh, t- any amount of time talking about it, but it's so unbelievable, 'cause people, it's-

    9. JR

      They forgot.

    10. JD

      You're talking to a wall when you tell... People just go, "Well, I mean, there was collusion." I go, "What did, what's collusion? What does that mean, collusion? That Trump colluded with the, the Russians hacked into the, John Podesta's emails and somehow they needed Trump to help them?" (laughs) What the fuck?

    11. JR

      (laughs) Right.

    12. JD

      That's the, 'cause that's what they're saying.

    13. JR

      Exactly.

    14. JD

      And that there's some kind of quid pro quo and that now Trump is a Manchurian candidate and that he's Putin's puppet, and uh-... but you notice there's, there's moving the goalposts every day. So now it's, "Oh, no, now he's, he's in bed with Russian oligarchs doing money laundering."

    15. JR

      Well, you don't know. There's a sale of a home, and, uh, it was ... A Russian bought it. Russian.

    16. JD

      So they've totally moved the goalposts-

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. JD

      ... from being treason to now he's just regular corrupt like everybody else because let me tell you something. Everybody else is regular corrupt like Trump. Trump-

    19. JR

      But I don't even know if it's regular corrupt 'cause we're talking about a sale of a house-

    20. JD

      Well, there-

    21. JR

      ... from quite a few years ago.

    22. JD

      Well, that, there, there's more ... That, that's one thing, but they're-

    23. JR

      Right.

    24. JD

      ... talking about lots of other things, right? And I say you wanna talk about collusion, he opened up eight businesses in Saudi Arabia during the goddamn campaign. There, there's your fucking collusion, but nobody talks about that 'cause Saudi Arabia's supposed to be on our side-

    25. JR

      Right.

    26. JD

      ... even though they're a repressive theocracy that beheads people in the streets, but we like them 'cause of the Petrodollar, which no one ever talks about the Petrodollar. So-

    27. JR

      It's dirty.

    28. JD

      Well, that's what props up our dollar right now, the economy. So what people don't know is that in the early '70s, Richard Nixon took our country off the gold standard and, uh, we went on the Petrodollar and what was that? Well, we promised Saudi Arabia the use of our military anywhere they wanted as long as they would co-convert every dollar of oil that someone bought from them i- in American dollars. So if you-

    29. JR

      Right.

    30. JD

      ... wanna buy oil from Saudi Arabia, you first have to convert your currency into American dollars.

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