Joe Rogan Experience #1086 - Rory Albanese

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Boom, and we're live.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Boom, and we're live. What happened? You took your hat off? You going f-

   2. RARory Albanese0:07

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      You getting crazy.

   4. RARory Albanese0:08

      (laughs) I'm trying to feel, you know, I wanna feel at home.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:10

      It's that West Coast marijuana, dude.

   6. RARory Albanese0:11

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      It hits you hard, right?

   8. RARory Albanese0:12

      (laughs) It does.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Right?

   10. RARory Albanese0:13

       Hard and fast, man.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:13

       Woo! It's no joke.

   12. RARory Albanese0:14

       Yeah, it's no joke.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:15

       These chemists, or whatever they are.

   14. RARory Albanese0:16

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:16

       Botanists, these fucking science dorks.

   16. RARory Albanese0:19

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:19

       They've done a wonderful job.

   18. RARory Albanese0:21

       They've figured it out. Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Jesus Christ. It's not even the same thing anymore.

   20. RARory Albanese0:23

       No. It's a-

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       You know?

   22. RARory Albanese0:24

       ... it's, it's a, uh, it's a, it's, uh, it's GMO all the way. (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       (laughs)

   24. RARory Albanese0:30

       Yeah, it's like, "Hey, hey, hey."

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Yeah.

   26. RARory Albanese0:31

       "Have you guys tested this on people yet?" I know it's crazy.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       (laughs)

   28. RARory Albanese0:34

       I'm like, "I know you took the seeds out of watermelon, but what the f-" (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Yeah. How the fuck did they do that?

   30. RARory Albanese0:39

       I don't know.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Or are they just…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      they laid eggs-

   2. RARory Albanese15:01

      Or are they just laying? Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      ... all the time.

   4. RARory Albanese15:02

      Yep.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      I didn't know that until I was in my 40s.

   6. RARory Albanese15:04

      Yeah, I don't think I...

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      (laughs)

   8. RARory Albanese15:05

      But what... You gotta be in a, you gotta be in a farm setting to know that.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      But could you imagine if you were a farmer what a fucking asshole you would think somebody is that didn't know?

   10. RARory Albanese15:13

       They, like, ripped you off on your chickens? (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:14

       No, that, that, someone that didn't know.

   12. RARory Albanese15:16

       Right.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       Like, "You didn't know that that couldn't just become a chicken?" Like, "No, I just..." It's like, that's... One of the things where it's l-... People that are vegetarians, I urge you to eat eggs. Eat eggs. It's a free ride.

   14. RARory Albanese15:28

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       They just give out the a-

   16. RARory Albanese15:28

       They're coming out anyway.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       They're coming out.

   18. RARory Albanese15:30

       They're coming out anyway.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:31

       If you get it from... You can get it from a place, like, just like you can get organic grass-fed beef, you can get pasture-raised chickens.

   20. RARory Albanese15:37

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:37

       They do have that. And pasture-raised chicken eggs, the, the yolks come out dark. You just gotta figure out where to get them. They're not as ex-... They're, they're more expensive, but they're not as expensive as meat, right?

   22. RARory Albanese15:49

       No.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       I mean-

   24. RARory Albanese15:49

       No.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       They're really good for you too, man.

   26. RARory Albanese15:51

       Eggs last a surprisingly long time.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       Yeah. It's a free ride.

   28. RARory Albanese15:54

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       The chicken is gonna eat all that stuff on the ground, the bugs and all the worms. If you don't wanna kill anything, just eat those eggs.

   30. RARory Albanese16:00

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

   2. RARory Albanese30:00

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      It's like the word gay.

   4. RARory Albanese30:01

      Mm-hmm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      It used to be Flintstones gay. << Have a gay old time >>

   6. RARory Albanese30:07

      Yeah, you're right.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      Having a gay time was like, "We're out having a gay old time."

   8. RARory Albanese30:10

      Gay time, yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      And then it became gay, and then you had to stop saying it that way.

   10. RARory Albanese30:13

       But gay-

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:13

       You can't just go back to gay happy like Flintstones.

   12. RARory Albanese30:16

       No, you can't. But gay-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       You can't.

   14. RARory Albanese30:17

       ... for me growing up was the thing we just said about everything all the time.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       Yeah, everything's gay.

   16. RARory Albanese30:21

       Doesn't matter. Like, the only thing you couldn't... you, you wanted to avoid-

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       But it wasn't good though.

   18. RARory Albanese30:25

       No, it was, it was terrible. But-

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       When did gay go bad?

   20. RARory Albanese30:28

       I don't know.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       That's a good question.

   22. RARory Albanese30:29

       It went bad after the F word went bad.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       Did it?

   24. RARory Albanese30:32

       Yeah. F word went first.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       Well, was it connecting the two of them, fucking gay, and then like, whoa?

   26. RARory Albanese30:36

       No, no, not fucking.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       First.

   28. RARory Albanese30:37

       I meant the other word for gay people that they get offended by.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       Oh, you're afraid to say emphatic?

   30. RARory Albanese30:40

       No, I'm not afraid to, but I'm just kind of being sarcastic when I say the F word.
4. 45:00 – 58:39

   Oh, my God. …

   1. RARory Albanese45:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      Oh, my God.

   3. RARory Albanese45:00

      So then he goes back to Cheney and he goes, "We've got this dude talking to the Germans saying all the things I theorized." And then that's when the guy Curveball... "We gotta listen to a dude named Curveball." So, like, that's how the whole fucking thing went down. And basically some dude tricked us. H- He actually didn't know anything, but it was too late. We, like, went off the information that a dude read off the internet from a guy who was mad they wouldn't take his info, which was wrong, which is why there were no (laughs) weapons of mass destruction there.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:27

      God, it's so crazy.

   5. RARory Albanese45:27

      So it's- it's just a crazy... So yeah, I think that shit happens all the time, but I don't think it's... I just think they're sloppy government employees.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:34

      Well, I think you're dealing with a bunch of different things. S- Some of 'em are sloppy government employees. Some of 'em are not. Some of 'em are brilliant. I mean, d- there's that too.

   7. RARory Albanese45:42

      Like Robert Mueller is brilliant.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:43

      There's a, there's a... Yeah. There's a ton of 'em.

   9. RARory Albanese45:45

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       There's a ton of 'em that are brilliant. But you're also gonna have cowboys, and this is what I think. When you find out about these, like, CIA drug deals gone bad, where... Did you see that one where the plane crashed in Mexico? They wouldn't let them refuel. They wouldn't let them land to refuel 'cause they kind of knew maybe that they were smuggling drugs.

   11. RARory Albanese46:02

       And they made them crash.

   12. JRJoe Rogan46:03

       And the plane wound up crashing and it had... How many tons of cocaine did it have in it? And people are like, "This is proof the CIA sells cocaine." I'm like, "No, it's proof those guys flying that plane had cocaine."

   13. RARory Albanese46:14

       Right.

   14. JRJoe Rogan46:14

       The real question is, did they just get too loosey-goosey traveling back and forth to South America, a little too tight with some people that had a little bit too much money, and they realize, "We can fucking do this. So we could do this and no one would suspect it"?

   15. RARory Albanese46:25

       Well, that's the thing though. So what the, what the CIA-

   16. JRJoe Rogan46:28

       5.5 tons of cocaine.

   17. RARory Albanese46:29

       Jesus Christ.

   18. JRJoe Rogan46:31

       5.5 tons.

   19. RARory Albanese46:32

       Wow. That's a lot.

   20. JRJoe Rogan46:33

       What, isn't that 11 pou- 11... How many, how many thousand pounds? 11,000?

   21. JVJamie Vernon46:37

       11,000. Uh, 11,100.

   22. RARory Albanese46:38

       Yeah. 2,000 times five and a half.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:40

       Is that what it is? Yeah.

   24. RARory Albanese46:41

       Uh-huh. And, uh-

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:42

       11,000 pounds-

   26. JVJamie Vernon46:44

       Yep.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:44

       ... of fucking cocaine. (laughs)

   28. RARory Albanese46:45

       Dude, I told you-

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:46

       That is insane. Show the pictures of the crash 'cause it's crazy.

   30. RARory Albanese46:49

       This is nuts. When was this?

Episode duration: 3:04:55