Joe Rogan Experience #1097 - Legion of Skanks

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   We got a bunch…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      We got a bunch of fucking skanks in the house. (laughs)

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:10

      (laughs)

   3. DSDave Smith0:10

      Ladies and gentlemen, Legion of Skanks.

   4. LGLuis J. Gomez0:12

      Yeah.

   5. DSDave Smith0:13

      Cheers. Very excited to get all you guys together.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      This was a good move, good idea. Let's, all credit to praise, praise to big J.

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:21

      All praise be due.

   8. LGLuis J. Gomez0:22

      Fuck yeah.

   9. DSDave Smith0:22

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       But I'm, I'm glad. This is, uh, this is fun. A long time coming.

   11. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:26

       Fuck yeah. Thanks for having us.

   12. DSDave Smith0:27

       My pleasure, my pleasure.

   13. LGLuis J. Gomez0:28

       Yeah, very excited to be here, Mr. Rogan. Legion of Skanks in the house.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Yes.

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez0:32

       Uh, I'm gonna tell you right now, w- a- and we really mean this, this has been a, a, a very, very long time coming. All of the fans have been, uh, have been kinda looking for this moment. So this is a very, very big deal for me personally. So I wanna say thanks for having us on.

   16. DSDave Smith0:45

       Uh-oh, Louis is one sentence away from crying.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       My pleasure.

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:47

       Yeah, did you write that last night?

   19. LGLuis J. Gomez0:49

       What was that about?

   20. DSDave Smith0:49

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       We're all so big, we probably shouldn't be talking in public.

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:52

       (laughs)

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez0:52

       (laughs)

   24. DSDave Smith0:52

       But cheers. Cheers, gentlemen.

   25. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:53

       I feel like you wrote that last night, Louis. "Mr. Rogan, how I spent my summer was good, and we went to the park-"

   26. DSDave Smith0:59

       (laughs)

   27. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:59

       "... and we got to ride all the rides."

   28. LGLuis J. Gomez1:01

       It's true. What do you want me to say? You want me to, I, I, am I gonna sit here-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       It's hard to be sincere these days.

   30. LGLuis J. Gomez1:05

       Yeah, pretend that it's not a big deal. It's a huge deal.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   (laughs) …

   1. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:00

      to music, he has to carry around like an extra large iPad-

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      (laughs)

   3. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:03

      ... to hold his like headphones. So that's hilar-

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      That's weird.

   5. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:05

      Oh, yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      That's hilarious.

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:06

      He's got an iPad in the back of his, in the back of his pants.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      He ha- (coughs)

   9. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:10

      Like a fucking, like a gun.

   10. LGLuis J. Gomez15:11

       He like inspired... He, he's... I would have my cellphone out like at a comedy club looking at it, and Ari would literally come and take his hand and put it over the phone and be like, "Dude, what are you doing? Stop. Wait. Hang out. Talk to us." W- and it kind of inspired, it made me self-conscious-

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:24

       Mm-hmm.

   12. LGLuis J. Gomez15:24

       ... around other people doing it. And now, every time I see people doing it, I sort of judge them now.

   13. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:28

       Yeah.

   14. LGLuis J. Gomez15:29

       And it, it really is true. I mean, people live in their cellphone every single day and you lose the connection. People are... It sends a message like, "Fuck you, dude. This person over here is more important than the person that's sitting right in front of me."

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       Well, it's just the phone. Just that light is addictive. It's just-

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:43

       Well-

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       ... addictive. Looking at the images, it's like... You know what happens when a little kid sees a TV? You ever see that?

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:48

       Mm-hmm.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       Little kid walks in the room with a TV and a commercial is going on. The kid is like this, just staring at it. Because it fucks with the way you take in like visual information. There's nothing like that in the wild.

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:59

       Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       There's nothing like a big screen TV in the wild, right?

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:01

       Right.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:01

       Like that image of Super Bowl on a big screen TV in HD, and you're like, "Holy shit!" And you look at all the green, look at all the guys running around, smashing into each other. It's intense. You don't get that in a real life thing unless you're about to get eaten.

   24. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:14

       (laughs)

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez16:14

       Yeah. We've like, we've evolved to take that seriously now.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:17

       Yeah. Yeah.

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez16:18

       Like, we've evolved to like see that and treat it like it's happening.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:20

       Like, what is that?

   29. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:20

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:20

       Like, this is a ca- a big cat running at you or something, right?
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   You're like, "Come on,…

   1. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:00

      conclusion to, it really makes it seem like you're the person thinking that.

   2. LGLuis J. Gomez30:04

      You're like, "Come on, you don't think that's hot?" (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      Yeah, exactly. Exactly. (laughs)

   4. LGLuis J. Gomez30:06

      I mean, "You wouldn't wanna jerk off to this? Come on, we're all jerking off to this thing."

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      Yeah.

   6. LGLuis J. Gomez30:10

      Who didn't jerk off to that little girl eating a chocolate banana?

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      (laughs)

   8. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:12

      "Was that a Cheeto with sour cream on it?" Mm, I'll jerk off to anybody eating that.

   9. LGLuis J. Gomez30:16

      (laughs) You're just in it for the food.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:18

       (laughs)

   11. LGLuis J. Gomez30:19

       You're like, "Get these kids out of here." Oh, they have family I didn't notice.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       When do you, when do you say what can and can't be on TV though? Or on video or on... You know, when do you say?

   13. LGLuis J. Gomez30:29

       They're going to one day.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       We have this... But... I- I know, right, but who's they? Right? 'Cause we've all, we've all got this weird thing about free speech, 'cause if it wasn't for free speech, we wouldn't be able to do anything. Wouldn't be able to do podcasts, wouldn't be able to do-

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez30:41

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       ... comedy. You'd get in trouble for everything. Look, it's very important to be able to express your ideas. But what if those ideas are you're a... What if you're a pedophile? Like, what if... Is... What about that? Are you allowed to do pedophile anime? Like, how... What... Where's the l- where's the line? And why, why are we able to draw that line? You know?

   17. LGLuis J. Gomez30:59

       If I draw a dick right now, and I will-

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       Draw a dick. Where's a-

   19. LGLuis J. Gomez31:02

       Here's a dick. Now, if I say this is a four-year-old's dick-

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:06

       Okay, there you go.

   21. LGLuis J. Gomez31:06

       Am I committing a crime?

   22. Well, am I committing a problem?

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       Well, let me just say, that four-year-old's got a big dick.

   24. LGLuis J. Gomez31:10

       He's got a giant dick.

   25. Not bad.

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       I saw a little kid-

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez31:12

       That boy is gonna be a happy man as soon as-

   28. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:13

       It's okay, I'm gonna s- I'm gonna put a four-year-old pussy around it and so it'll be fine. (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:16

       (laughs)

   30. LGLuis J. Gomez31:16

       (laughs)
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   She killed... (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      very different than John's. Like, it's, uh, it's a d- like, it's her handwriting. Like, now I see it.

   2. DSDave Smith45:07

      She killed... (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      Like, you just have those words.

   4. DSDave Smith45:09

      We solved it. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      Well, she, it looks, I mean, it really, really looks like she wrote that note.

   6. LGLuis J. Gomez45:15

      So the one, the Patsy Ramsey ransom note in the middle is w- the one where she said, "Look, it's not my handwriting." Right? Is that what they're saying?

   7. Mm-hmm.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:21

      Yes.

   9. DSDave Smith45:22

      Like-

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:22

       They made her write the ransom note.

   11. DSDave Smith45:23

       She's like, "Look, I don't write like that." Started to just, like, stabbing the paper with a pen.

   12. LGLuis J. Gomez45:27

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       They made her, yeah.

   14. LGLuis J. Gomez45:27

       (laughs)

   15. DSDave Smith45:27

       "I don't even know what you're talking about."

   16. LGLuis J. Gomez45:27

       She had put up a sheet of paper.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       Yeah, they said, "Here's some words. We'd like you to write them out." And she wrote them out pretty much exactly the same way. (laughs) I mean, she didn't even try to hide it.

   18. LGLuis J. Gomez45:38

       Well, what if you really came from somewhere?

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       That is crazy, dude.

   20. DSDave Smith45:40

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       That's crazy. Now I get it. Okay, so them, I mean, I'm, I'm sure if we had an expert in here that he'd explain that there's some sort of a science behind it.

   22. DSDave Smith45:47

       Yeah.

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez45:48

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       That house, I lived in Boulder nine fucking years ago. And that house is still for sale.

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez45:56

       Oh, yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:56

       They can't sell it. It's a nice house. They can't sell that house.

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez45:59

       How do you tell-

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       They changed the name of the street, dude.

   29. LGLuis J. Gomez46:00

       Like Trent Reznor or Marilyn Manson don't, doesn't wanna buy it? Did, didn't-

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:04

       (sighs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:00:03

   Romantic comics. (laughs) …

   1. DSDave Smith1:00:00

      is Sam in Ghost.

   2. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:03

      Romantic comics. (laughs)

Episode duration: 3:00:03