Joe Rogan Experience #1097 - Legion of Skanks

1. 0:05 – 1:11

   Legion of Skanks arrives: sincerity, roasting, and the “dude Disneyland” studio

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      We got a bunch of fucking skanks in the house. (laughs)

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:10

      (laughs)

   3. DSDave Smith0:10

      Ladies and gentlemen, Legion of Skanks.

   4. LGLuis J. Gomez0:12

      Yeah.

   5. DSDave Smith0:13

      Cheers. Very excited to get all you guys together.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      This was a good move, good idea. Let's, all credit to praise, praise to big J.

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:21

      All praise be due.

   8. LGLuis J. Gomez0:22

      Fuck yeah.

   9. DSDave Smith0:22

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       But I'm, I'm glad. This is, uh, this is fun. A long time coming.

   11. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:26

       Fuck yeah. Thanks for having us.

   12. DSDave Smith0:27

       My pleasure, my pleasure.

   13. LGLuis J. Gomez0:28

       Yeah, very excited to be here, Mr. Rogan. Legion of Skanks in the house.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Yes.

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez0:32

       Uh, I'm gonna tell you right now, w- a- and we really mean this, this has been a, a, a very, very long time coming. All of the fans have been, uh, have been kinda looking for this moment. So this is a very, very big deal for me personally. So I wanna say thanks for having us on.

   16. DSDave Smith0:45

       Uh-oh, Louis is one sentence away from crying.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       My pleasure.

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:47

       Yeah, did you write that last night?

   19. LGLuis J. Gomez0:49

       What was that about?

   20. DSDave Smith0:49

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       We're all so big, we probably shouldn't be talking in public.

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:52

       (laughs)

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez0:52

       (laughs)

   24. DSDave Smith0:52

       But cheers. Cheers, gentlemen.

   25. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:53

       I feel like you wrote that last night, Louis. "Mr. Rogan, how I spent my summer was good, and we went to the park-"

   26. DSDave Smith0:59

       (laughs)

   27. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:59

       "... and we got to ride all the rides."

   28. LGLuis J. Gomez1:01

       It's true. What do you want me to say? You want me to, I, I, am I gonna sit here-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       It's hard to be sincere these days.

   30. LGLuis J. Gomez1:05

       Yeah, pretend that it's not a big deal. It's a huge deal.
2. 1:11 – 2:47

   Archery range dreams and the addictive “Virtual Hunt” game

   1. LGLuis J. Gomez1:11

      Yeah. Yeah. This is a fucking Disneyland for dudes that we're in right now.

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:14

      (laughs)

   3. LGLuis J. Gomez1:14

      We walked into a, uh, fucking, we're in a, uh, an airport hangar, and there's just bow and arrows and dead animals and pool tables and, uh, g- uh, a h- a, uh-

   4. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:24

      BattleBots? (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:25

      I f- I feel most men live lives that are very, very suppressed.

   6. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:30

      Sure.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:30

      I think most men, if they were left to their own devices, and someone said, "Yeah, you do whatever you want in the building." Wait a minute, I can just decide what to put in the building? Just whatever? Just put whatever in the building? You'd do the exact same shit.

   8. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:42

      Is there ever room for an archery setup? (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:45

      That's why one of the-

   10. LGLuis J. Gomez1:46

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:46

       ... things that I, I wanted. I wanted to make sure there was room for an indoor range.

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:50

       That was when you went to buying a place?

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:52

       That was a big requirement, yeah, that's why-

   14. DSDave Smith1:53

       That must've been a interesting conversation with the real estate agent.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:55

       Yeah, they were like, "What?"

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:56

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:57

       I'm like, "I need, I need at least 40 yards, 40 yards and doors."

   18. LGLuis J. Gomez1:59

       (laughs) Did you have to get extra insurance for that?

   19. BOBig Jay Oakerson2:01

       I said-

   20. JRJoe Rogan2:01

       Shh.

   21. BOBig Jay Oakerson2:01

       ... "Can I virtual hunt, Dana, is it?"

   22. DSDave Smith2:07

       Some of them have Red Blazers.

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:09

       Yeah, what?

   24. DSDave Smith2:09

       We have not had this request.

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez2:11

       Uh-

   26. JRJoe Rogan2:11

       That Virtual Hunt game is a very popular game, the Techno Hunt thing.

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez2:15

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan2:15

       Like, that thing is-

   29. BOBig Jay Oakerson2:17

       It's so cool.

   30. JRJoe Rogan2:18

       ... so addictive. It's so addictive, though. Can give you bad habits, too. You get a little punchy with your trigger.
3. 2:47 – 3:58

   From superhero archery to taboo hypotheticals: the group spirals into dark moral territory

   1. LGLuis J. Gomez2:47

      Children, that's what I would do, just young children. "Louis, why?"

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson2:51

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan2:52

      "Why?"

   4. BOBig Jay Oakerson2:52

      (laughs) Yeah, yes.

   5. JRJoe Rogan2:53

      'Cause they don't wanna do it in real life.

   6. LGLuis J. Gomez2:54

      "My family's looking for me."

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson2:56

      "Give me your sneakers."

   8. DSDave Smith2:56

      Can we upload everyone who bullied Louis in the third grade into that, to that game?

   9. JRJoe Rogan3:00

      Kids, kids with mean, little kids.

   10. BOBig Jay Oakerson3:00

       That's the, uh, that's the same thing. That's like when they give the, uh, pedophiles like little, like, underage fuck dolls to try to keep them from doing it for real. So you just murder kids with a bow and arrow so you never-

   11. JRJoe Rogan3:11

       Do they really do that?

   12. LGLuis J. Gomez3:12

       Yeah, they're out of harm now.

   13. DSDave Smith3:12

       They don't give it to them, no.

   14. JRJoe Rogan3:14

       Well, it's, they're available in Asia, I think. Oh my God.

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez3:15

       You can buy child fuck robots.

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson3:16

       I think some countries.

   17. JRJoe Rogan3:17

       Ugh.

   18. LGLuis J. Gomez3:18

       I've heard.

   19. BOBig Jay Oakerson3:19

       (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan3:21

       (laughs)

   21. BOBig Jay Oakerson3:21

       You can buy child fuck robots. Uh, not in this country, I found out.

   22. JRJoe Rogan3:23

       Yeah.

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez3:23

       It's a weird moral thing, though, right? Like, would you w- or would you rather have them fuck a little robot-

   24. BOBig Jay Oakerson3:28

       Right.

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez3:28

       ... in their closet somewhere 'cause, you know?

   26. DSDave Smith3:30

       Yeah. 'Cause your first instinct is always like, "Oh, that's horrible." But then, you're like, that's kinda like giving someone with anger issues a punching bag.

   27. BOBig Jay Oakerson3:35

       Yeah.

   28. DSDave Smith3:35

       Like, maybe it's not the worst thing.

   29. JRJoe Rogan3:37

       Right, it's-

   30. BOBig Jay Oakerson3:37

       If you want.
4. 3:58 – 8:03

   Sex robots, RealDolls, and Fleshlight physics (warm water included)

   1. JRJoe Rogan3:58

      Well, do you think that you could fuck a real doll? I mean, you definitely could if you had to. But would that be something you'd be interested in?

   2. DSDave Smith4:03

      I think I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous the situation was.

   3. JRJoe Rogan4:07

      (laughs)

   4. DSDave Smith4:07

      I'd rather just jerk off and think about things.

   5. JRJoe Rogan4:09

      Uh, uh-

   6. LGLuis J. Gomez4:09

      I fucked a, uh, we had as a sponsor a fleshlight.

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson4:12

      A fleshlight. I've had a fleshlight forever.

   8. JRJoe Rogan4:14

      Yeah, but a fleshlight is very utilitarian. You're not confusing yourself.

   9. DSDave Smith4:17

      Nobody's ever said that word before, describing-

   10. JRJoe Rogan4:20

       You're not like, "Oh, baby, she's the girl of my dreams."

   11. BOBig Jay Oakerson4:21

       But I've never even, I've never used it.

   12. JRJoe Rogan4:24

       Who rubs your feet.

   13. DSDave Smith4:24

       (laughs)

   14. BOBig Jay Oakerson4:24

       I've had it forever. I've never even thought about it. I couldn't guess why I would wanna use it. It seems weird.

   15. JRJoe Rogan4:28

       Weird. It's weird. It feels good, though.

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson4:30

       Does it?

   17. JRJoe Rogan4:30

       It feels way better than jerking off.

   18. LGLuis J. Gomez4:31

       It does?

   19. JRJoe Rogan4:31

       Yeah, it's really-

   20. LGLuis J. Gomez4:32

       Does it, really? It engulfs your whole dick.

   21. JRJoe Rogan4:33

       Yeah. And you, you put it in warm water, and you get it, like, to a temperature of a body. (laughs)

   22. DSDave Smith4:38

       (laughs)

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez4:39

       (laughs)

   24. BOBig Jay Oakerson4:41

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan4:41

       And you're like, "Whoo."

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson4:43

       Where it gets too real.

   27. JRJoe Rogan4:44

       "This is real."

   28. LGLuis J. Gomez4:45

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan4:46

       Somehow or another, there's, like, a portal. Like, this tube is a portal to another woman in another dimension, but all you can get out is her vagina.

   30. LGLuis J. Gomez4:52

       (laughs)
5. 8:03 – 11:05

   AI fears, self-driving deaths, and the ‘racist Tesla’ riff

   1. JRJoe Rogan8:03

      ... are we gonna do? Like, I had a podcast with Sam Harris about it, and he is terrified of, uh, AI. And he's far smarter than me.

   2. DSDave Smith8:10

      Yeah, that's-

   3. JRJoe Rogan8:10

      So whenever I talk to him about shit, I go, "Oh, okay."

   4. LGLuis J. Gomez8:13

      And he's terrified.

   5. JRJoe Rogan8:14

      I, I terrifies-

   6. DSDave Smith8:14

      Terrified. That's what freaks me out, is when people way smarter than me are terrified about it, like, uh, what's his name who just passed away?

   7. JRJoe Rogan8:20

      Elon Musk.

   8. LGLuis J. Gomez8:20

      Oh.

   9. DSDave Smith8:20

      Uh, Elon Musk is terrified. Stephen Hawking's terrified.

   10. JRJoe Rogan8:21

       Stephen Hawking's terrified.

   11. LGLuis J. Gomez8:22

       But all these guys are like, "No, no, no, this is going bad." And then you're like, "Shit." Ah, sometimes they're too close to it.

   12. JRJoe Rogan8:28

       (laughs)

   13. LGLuis J. Gomez8:28

       You know, I feel like some people also get too-

   14. JRJoe Rogan8:29

       Maybe.

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez8:30

       ... you know, bogged down to the details. When you live your life very ignorantly like I do-

   16. JRJoe Rogan8:34

       (laughs)

   17. LGLuis J. Gomez8:34

       ... I have no fear of AI technology, guys. I'll be honest with you. (laughs) Did the self-driving Tesla already kill somebody or-

   18. DSDave Smith8:40

       Yes.

   19. LGLuis J. Gomez8:40

       ... uh-

   20. DSDave Smith8:40

       Yes, just-

   21. LGLuis J. Gomez8:41

       ... or self-driving taxi or whatever?

   22. DSDave Smith8:43

       ... the lady. Well, she did something very reckless. She, uh, walked right into traffic, and she might have been a homeless lady. She might have been on drugs. They're not, they're not exactly sure. I don't think the results of the autopsy are out yet. But, uh, you watch the video. She basically just walks right in front of the car.

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez8:56

       Mm-hmm.

   24. DSDave Smith8:57

       Like, the car is going down the road, and then she steps off.

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez8:58

       So a person driving wouldn't have made much difference?

   26. JRJoe Rogan9:01

       (inhales deeply) Maybe. (exhales) I don't know, man. I mean, it was, it's, uh, hard to tell whether or not you'd be able to react.

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez9:06

       Well, I guess the technology is, does it ha- you know, the, the technology of stopping quick enough to not hit somebody. Yeah, they wanna make it safer, right? That's the idea.

   28. JRJoe Rogan9:14

       Yeah.

   29. LGLuis J. Gomez9:14

       But I think it is, right?

   30. JRJoe Rogan9:15

       (clears throat)
6. 11:05 – 14:23

   Mexico, Cabo vs. Jamaica, and how Skankfest was built like a cruise

   1. JRJoe Rogan11:05

      My family lives in Mexico. They've retired to Mexico. My parents did.

   2. LGLuis J. Gomez11:09

      Really? Why to-

   3. JRJoe Rogan11:10

      Yeah.

   4. DSDave Smith11:10

      To fucking chill out.

   5. LGLuis J. Gomez11:11

      Jesse, the Body Ventura talks about Mexico. There's a lot of reference.

   6. JRJoe Rogan11:14

      Dude, people who live there... I've got a buddy of mine who's got a place in, um, Cabo, and he loves it. He loves it.

   7. LGLuis J. Gomez11:19

      It's okay. Cabo is a particularly douchey city. Like, I went there to do a comedy festival. And it's like straight up the worst people from... Uh, like think about the worst like 40-year-old couple from like your hometown that-

   8. JRJoe Rogan11:32

      (laughs)

   9. LGLuis J. Gomez11:32

      ... just like fake tan assholes. A whole city-

   10. JRJoe Rogan11:35

       Florida.

   11. LGLuis J. Gomez11:35

       Yes.

   12. JRJoe Rogan11:35

       It's like Florida.

   13. LGLuis J. Gomez11:36

       But then they all go and meet up in one town, so it's just like thousands of fucking awful people in hot ass Mexico. Um, I don't get it. I don't get any... I don't understand if you smoke weed why you would go to the Caribbean and not just go to Jamaica every single time.

   14. JRJoe Rogan11:49

       Is Jamaica the spot?

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez11:50

       Dog.I love it.

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson11:51

       Dog.

   17. LGLuis J. Gomez11:52

       It's the fucking-

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson11:52

       He loves it.

   19. LGLuis J. Gomez11:53

       I love it. I-

   20. JRJoe Rogan11:53

       Is that cool?

   21. BOBig Jay Oakerson11:54

       He's pushing it hard on me.

   22. JRJoe Rogan11:55

       Have, have you guys done-

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez11:55

       If, if Lewis prefaces with dog, he's being serious.

   24. JRJoe Rogan11:57

       (laughs)

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez11:58

       And I've never been. Oh, actually I was, but it was just like a stop on a cruise.

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson12:01

       No.

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez12:01

       And I didn't really go to like, the real part of it.

   28. BOBig Jay Oakerson12:02

       You didn't experience the cruise.

   29. JRJoe Rogan12:02

       You guys ever thought about doing a Skanks cruise?

   30. LGLuis J. Gomez12:04

       Yeah.
7. 14:23 – 18:25

   Ari Shaffir’s ‘fuck you money’ lifestyle and the phone-addiction trap

   1. JRJoe Rogan14:23

      Yeah, but that's because of his addiction. (coughs) He's, he's definitely a minimalist, for sure. But, uh, the flip phone is a decision because he was like, the, these fucking... He sees. He's, he's a very smart guy. He's looking around at all these other people with their cell phones, looking at himself, and he's like, "Oh, that thing's just stealing your time and you're addicted to it." You know? Everyone's addicted to their phone.

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson14:42

      Yeah, I'm definitely, I am.

   3. JRJoe Rogan14:43

      I'm definitely addicted to my phone.

   4. LGLuis J. Gomez14:44

      But the bad thing is then Ari will just text me a Googleable question-

   5. BOBig Jay Oakerson14:47

      (laughs)

   6. LGLuis J. Gomez14:47

      ... every now and then.

   7. JRJoe Rogan14:48

      (laughs)

   8. LGLuis J. Gomez14:48

      Like, he'll just want to know like, like, "What's the weather in Philly," or something. And you're like, "Ari, this is..."

   9. JRJoe Rogan14:52

      (laughs) Yeah.

   10. LGLuis J. Gomez14:52

       He said he mixes it up between his friends so it doesn't get too annoying to any one person.

   11. JRJoe Rogan14:56

       Smart.

   12. LGLuis J. Gomez14:57

       Yeah. <|uup|>

   13. JRJoe Rogan14:58

       That's a good way to handle it.

   14. BOBig Jay Oakerson14:59

       But what's funny is if he has to listen to music, he has to carry around like an extra large iPad-

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:03

       (laughs)

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:03

       ... to hold his like headphones. So that's hilar-

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:05

       That's weird.

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:05

       Oh, yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:06

       That's hilarious.

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:06

       He's got an iPad in the back of his, in the back of his pants.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:10

       He ha- (coughs)

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:10

       Like a fucking, like a gun.

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez15:11

       He like inspired... He, he's... I would have my cellphone out like at a comedy club looking at it, and Ari would literally come and take his hand and put it over the phone and be like, "Dude, what are you doing? Stop. Wait. Hang out. Talk to us." W- and it kind of inspired, it made me self-conscious-

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:24

       Mm-hmm.

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez15:24

       ... around other people doing it. And now, every time I see people doing it, I sort of judge them now.

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:28

       Yeah.

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez15:29

       And it, it really is true. I mean, people live in their cellphone every single day and you lose the connection. People are... It sends a message like, "Fuck you, dude. This person over here is more important than the person that's sitting right in front of me."

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       Well, it's just the phone. Just that light is addictive. It's just-

   29. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:43

       Well-

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       ... addictive. Looking at the images, it's like... You know what happens when a little kid sees a TV? You ever see that?
8. 18:25 – 23:46

   Politics without homework: headlines, gun-policy confusion, and overmedicated kids

   1. JRJoe Rogan18:25

      Do you know that those is very few legit comics who are as knowledgeable? I mean, you guys have, this, uh, Dave's a very valuable resource when it comes to-

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson18:32

      Very much so.

   3. LGLuis J. Gomez18:33

      Yeah, we, we make fun of him, but-

   4. JRJoe Rogan18:33

      ... really understanding. Yeah.

   5. LGLuis J. Gomez18:35

      He's brilliant. Dave's, uh, he's, like, literally the only person that I know that actually reads the books, puts in the time. And, and it's kinda funny 'cause they worry people get their news. They don't really get their news. They read the headline, and then they act like they're getting their fucking news. They're not putting in the time. They're not reading the books. They're not actually going and reading a, a real newspaper or reading, you know, um, you know, legitimate-

   6. JRJoe Rogan18:53

      That, that should fucking piss... What pisses me off about politics, I feel like it's the only thing, where, like, if you don't, like... So if you don't, uh, if, if Louis doesn't watch basketball at all, and Jay watches every single Sixers game.

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson19:04

      I do, I do.

   8. LGLuis J. Gomez19:04

      And then there's, like, a thing coming up where, like, something about a basketball game. Louis won't just, like, start arguing with you, like, "No, no, no, they need to play this defense. They need to go into a zone." 'Cause you're like, "Yeah, I just, I don't really know about that." But for some reason, with politics-

   9. BOBig Jay Oakerson19:15

      Yeah.

   10. LGLuis J. Gomez19:16

       ... no matter how much anybody's not read anything, they don't know anything, they have no problem just having a hardcore, strong opinion. Like, all you-

   11. JRJoe Rogan19:23

       Well, it's because also you know about it, right? So when someone's, like, super argumentative about it, like, "Oh, you're..." You're not even well informed.

   12. LGLuis J. Gomez19:31

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan19:31

       Which is most of the case with people that are really super aggressive about it.

   14. LGLuis J. Gomez19:35

       I- it seems like... I mean, dude, when they were, they had this thing where they were interviewing people at, uh, the fucking March for Life, I think they called it.

   15. JRJoe Rogan19:41

       Mm-hmm.

   16. LGLuis J. Gomez19:41

       The anti-, the gun control march.

   17. JRJoe Rogan19:42

       Yeah.

   18. LGLuis J. Gomez19:42

       I feel, how did you feel just now? Y- well, no they were, like, all over. It was in a bunch of different cities. They hanged out at the same place.

   19. JRJoe Rogan19:47

       'Cause we were, our, our-

   20. LGLuis J. Gomez19:47

       We saw it, but it happened in a bunch of different cities.

   21. JRJoe Rogan19:49

       Okay.

   22. LGLuis J. Gomez19:49

       And I know the big ones were in, like, DC, and I think there was one out here-

   23. JRJoe Rogan19:52

       Mm-hmm.

   24. LGLuis J. Gomez19:52

       ... and, like, uh... But there was this guy just interviewing people, and he'd go around-

   25. BOBig Jay Oakerson19:55

       (coughs)

   26. LGLuis J. Gomez19:55

       ... and, and ask them if they, uh, if they are for an assault weapons ban. And they'd be like, "Yes." And then he'd go, "What's an assault weapon?"

   27. JRJoe Rogan20:02

       Right.

   28. LGLuis J. Gomez20:02

       And it's amazing how many people just didn't know. Now, I'm not even... Whatever your take on an assault weapon ban is, it's like, how could you be for banning something that you can't even define? That just seems bananas.

   29. JRJoe Rogan20:13

       Well, right.

   30. LGLuis J. Gomez20:13

       You can't define a nuclear bomb.
9. 23:46 – 32:17

   Elsagate and creepy kids’ YouTube: intent, monetization, and where free speech ends

   1. LGLuis J. Gomez23:46

      And it's the same thing with being a parent. Parent- a lot of parents are really lazy and you- you watch it happen when they give their kid an iPad or i- you know, or you know, put them in front of the computer. That whole thing just happened with Elsagate, which was, you know, borderline hilarious that parents w- were getting trolled into their kids watching really fucked up like cartoons and shit.

   2. JRJoe Rogan24:03

      Yeah, Elsagate, I forgot the name of it.

   3. LGLuis J. Gomez24:05

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan24:05

      That's the name of it. Yeah, that was crazy. We've talked about that a bunch of times, about the babies with the broken bottles over their head.

   5. LGLuis J. Gomez24:11

      (laughs) So fucked up.

   6. JRJoe Rogan24:11

      They kept having the same scene- ... would play out. Kids would get drunk, whether they were kid mice or kid-

   7. LGLuis J. Gomez24:17

      (laughs) Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan24:17

      ... ducks or k- they would get drunk, a bottle would go flying through the air and hit the baby in the head and blood would be everywhere.

   9. LGLuis J. Gomez24:23

      Yeah.

   10. DSDave Smith24:24

       It was like- it was like a baby's nightmare.

   11. JRJoe Rogan24:25

       Dude, those videos were so crazy.

   12. LGLuis J. Gomez24:27

       I know.

   13. DSDave Smith24:28

       Directed by baby David Lynch.

   14. JRJoe Rogan24:32

       And it was a punishment for- for sh- (laughs)

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez24:32

       (laughs)

   16. DSDave Smith24:32

       (laughs)

   17. LGLuis J. Gomez24:32

       (laughs) It was a punishment for shitty parents who weren't-

   18. JRJoe Rogan24:34

       Yeah.

   19. LGLuis J. Gomez24:34

       ... watching, you know, their kids-

   20. JRJoe Rogan24:35

       Yeah.

   21. LGLuis J. Gomez24:35

       ... and what- what they're putting on their TV. Because if you were just paying attention for a minute, you, I'm talking about right now, you have to stop paying attention for a couple of hours for a kid to get there. So it was only really shitty parents that were dealing with that.

   22. JRJoe Rogan24:46

       Is that really true? The-

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez24:47

       I- it's- dude, yeah, there's no way to like land on that just by googling Spider-Man. That wasn't the first thing that was coming up. It was-

   24. JRJoe Rogan24:53

       Oh.

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez24:53

       ... they would- I think they were like paying to get in like a loop of certain videos. Like, it was- it really- I- I was obsessed with it for like a week and I just couldn't stop going onto that subreddit page. And it was freaky, dude. It was really freaky.

   26. DSDave Smith25:04

       Then you went back to regular porn. (laughs)

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez25:09

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan25:09

       (laughs) Yeah, there's Spider-Man ones and all these other- and- and I think they took some of them down.

   29. LGLuis J. Gomez25:14

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan25:14

       But it's- but then it gets to this place where you're like, "Okay, are you taking it down because it's targeting children? Are you taking it down because you can't show cartoon babies getting hit in the head with bottles?" Because if that's what you're saying, boy, there's a lot of fucking South Parks that you're not gonna be able to show.
10. 32:17 – 42:52

    Child marriage laws and the messy ethics of age, sex, and cultural double standards

    1. JRJoe Rogan32:17

       I gotta ask Jamie to Google something. What was that, um, the story recently where they were talking about child brides somewhere in some country, where they were trying to allow people to be married as young as 11. And that up until recently-

    2. BOBig Jay Oakerson32:31

       Oh.

    3. JRJoe Rogan32:31

       ... they could do that. They could be married as young as 11.

    4. LGLuis J. Gomez32:34

       Pennsylvania.

    5. BOBig Jay Oakerson32:35

       It's a, it's a, yeah, it's a state.

    6. JRJoe Rogan32:37

       Where is that?

    7. LGLuis J. Gomez32:39

       I'm looking it up right now.

    8. JRJoe Rogan32:40

       Is it a sh- is it, is it a state?

    9. LGLuis J. Gomez32:41

       Sierra Leone.

    10. JRJoe Rogan32:42

        Is that what it is?

    11. LGLuis J. Gomez32:43

        There's an article I just came up from yesterday.

    12. JRJoe Rogan32:45

        Yes, that's it. What-

    13. BOBig Jay Oakerson32:47

        It's definitely happened in the States too.

    14. JRJoe Rogan32:48

        ... how... What, what age is it?

    15. LGLuis J. Gomez32:52

        The article didn't pop up, I'm trying to see it.

    16. JRJoe Rogan32:54

        See, what, what I'm trying to say is like that's-

    17. LGLuis J. Gomez32:56

        Oh, here's actually-

    18. JRJoe Rogan32:56

        ... this is obviously-

    19. LGLuis J. Gomez32:57

        Here's actually, there's actually another for Missouri.

    20. JRJoe Rogan32:59

        What's in Missouri?

    21. BOBig Jay Oakerson32:59

        Yeah.

    22. LGLuis J. Gomez33:00

        I saw it two hours ago. A bill to restrict child marriage in Missouri moves forward, it says.

    23. JRJoe Rogan33:03

        Oh, I didn't see that one.

    24. LGLuis J. Gomez33:04

        Mm-hmm.

    25. JRJoe Rogan33:05

        Child marriage in Missouri? How old are we talking?

    26. BOBig Jay Oakerson33:06

        Yeah, 'cause people are f- 'cause people are fighting for it.

    27. JRJoe Rogan33:09

        Yeah.

    28. BOBig Jay Oakerson33:09

        They're like, "My baby should be able to get married at 12 years old."

    29. JRJoe Rogan33:11

        Yeah, but-

    30. LGLuis J. Gomez33:12

        53.
11. 42:52 – 49:02

    JonBenét Ramsey theories, handwriting ‘science,’ and why murder houses won’t sell

    1. DSDave Smith42:52

       favorite theory is the brother did it by accident-

    2. LGLuis J. Gomez43:20

       No.

    3. DSDave Smith43:20

       ... and then the parents tried to cover it up. But that's just my favorite documentary answer.

    4. JRJoe Rogan43:25

       They, they connected the handwriting, they were trying to connect the handwriting of, uh, the ransom note or whatever the fuck it was. The one, whatever note was left behind. There was a note left behind.

    5. DSDave Smith43:35

       Yep.

    6. JRJoe Rogan43:36

       And they said it was really similar to the mother's handwriting. (smacks lips) But they could, I don't think it, they made a conclusive decision about that. But that's like, what if you have normal handwriting and somebody else has normal handwriting, and they kill your kid? And now people think you killed your kid 'cause you write normal, right?

    7. DSDave Smith43:51

       Yeah.

    8. LGLuis J. Gomez43:51

       You, like, you gotta defend the fact that you, like, put a little curve on the end of your R?

    9. JRJoe Rogan43:55

       Yeah.

    10. LGLuis J. Gomez43:55

        How good is that handwriting shit? I mean, is it that, is it that good?

    11. I don't, I don't think so.

    12. DSDave Smith43:59

        And then also, you can find a handwriting expert that if you pay them enough, they'll say that it's not.

    13. LGLuis J. Gomez44:02

        Oh, sure.

    14. JRJoe Rogan44:03

        Right, right.

    15. DSDave Smith44:03

        That's all, like, bullshit.

    16. LGLuis J. Gomez44:04

        I got-

    17. DSDave Smith44:04

        It depends on whoever you get.

    18. JRJoe Rogan44:05

        But there's gotta be some science behind it. There must be.

    19. LGLuis J. Gomez44:08

        They, there's a certain way it's, like, looped.

    20. DSDave Smith44:10

        Maybe

    21. JRJoe Rogan44:10

        Yeah.

    22. LGLuis J. Gomez44:10

        If you've ever, like, seen them analyze... It's, uh, I've seen, like, on documentaries (book page flips) and, like, how they analyze it. It's, like, they loop it that way, the same way.

    23. JRJoe Rogan44:15

        Yeah.

    24. LGLuis J. Gomez44:15

        It's all at the same angles.

    25. DSDave Smith44:16

        But they will, they will use that in courts, right? But I don't think it's, like, substantial evidence. It's like polygraphs. Like, there's some science to it, but it's not like, you can't get convicted off that shit.

    26. LGLuis J. Gomez44:25

        I would believe anybody that passed a polygraph test. If I will-

    27. JRJoe Rogan44:29

        But I think you'd see it up on the screen up there. There's a JonBenét Ramsey, John Ramsey's ransom note and Patti Ramsey. And you watch how she writes and you watch how Ran- Patti, Patsy, Patsy Ramsey writes. And you're like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, this, she didn't even try to hide it."

    28. LGLuis J. Gomez44:47

        Wow.

    29. JRJoe Rogan44:48

        I mean, she writes the same way.

    30. DSDave Smith44:49

        Yeah, the H's are the same. If you look at the little hook on the end of the H.
12. 49:02 – 1:03:09

    Ouija boards, fake martial arts, and psychics as predators (or nature’s filter)

    1. JRJoe Rogan49:02

       And people... I had... My m- my roommate, back when I was like 21, my buddy Jimmy DiTillio, me and him got a Ouija board once. We said, "All right, we're gonna find out if this is bullshit."

    2. BOBig Jay Oakerson49:11

       (laughs)

    3. JRJoe Rogan49:11

       And, uh, he's like, "You're not gonna move it, right?" And I go, "I'm not gonna move it." I go, "You're not gonna move it?" He goes, "I'm not gonna move that fucking thing," he goes, "We're gonna find out if this is bullshit." And we sat around for like an hour and 45 minutes with this fucking stupid Ouija board asking it questions-

    4. BOBig Jay Oakerson49:24

       (laughs)

    5. JRJoe Rogan49:25

       ... sitting there, looking at each other, looking down the Oui- and it wasn't even budging.

    6. BOBig Jay Oakerson49:29

       (laughs)

    7. JRJoe Rogan49:29

       It wasn't even budging. At the end of it, my friend Jimmy, he folds everything up, stuffs it in a garbage bag, he goes, "I'm taking this piece of shit out to the trash right now."

    8. BOBig Jay Oakerson49:37

       (laughs)

    9. JRJoe Rogan49:37

       "Fuck this." It's... I mean, people convince themselves of everything, you know? They'll start moving that thing, like, "Oh, my God, it's going to the A." "I can't believe it's..." And the N and the D. "It's telling us something, Andy, from beyond the grave! Oh, Andy's calling us!"

    10. BOBig Jay Oakerson49:53

        (laughs)

    11. JRJoe Rogan49:54

        "Get the fuck outta here." It's like- it's like the same shit as that fake martial arts where they're using air- Yes! Thank you, thank you. ... to fucking knock you down. And they all just convince that it's the same shit. Thank you, thank you.

    12. BOBig Jay Oakerson50:00

        Do you think the people that, uh, that prey on them are predators? Do you think, like, the people who go, "I'm talking to you..."

    13. JRJoe Rogan50:05

        They're idiots too, that's the problem. They're- they're-

    14. BOBig Jay Oakerson50:07

        But are they idiots or are they pieces of shit?

    15. JRJoe Rogan50:09

        They're both. There's, you got pieces of shit that some of 'em are just con artists. Some of 'em are idiots who are as fooled by it as what they're teaching. There's a lot of those.

    16. BOBig Jay Oakerson50:17

        I- I mean, that Sylvia Brown, wasn't she the one that told the girls they found in Cleveland? Like, told one of her parents, like, she's moved onto a better place now? And...

    17. JRJoe Rogan50:26

        Right, yeah.

    18. BOBig Jay Oakerson50:27

        ... like, like, like, you know-

    19. JRJoe Rogan50:28

        They had 'em convinced-

    20. BOBig Jay Oakerson50:28

        ... Stop Looking For Your Daughter was dead and she was in a fucking ad- that's crazy.

    21. JRJoe Rogan50:32

        Yeah, she makes shit up.

    22. BOBig Jay Oakerson50:32

        And now she made them stop looking for her.

    23. JRJoe Rogan50:33

        How different is that than religion, though? So I, you know, I can sit there and the person that's doing that o- on a dumb fucking stage... It's more personal. 'Cause religion, you are basically... You're- you- yous- you're projecting these ancient stories, right? That's what you're doing. You- you're giving lessons in these ancient stories. But when you're actually doing it to a single person, that seems way worse, right?

    24. BOBig Jay Oakerson50:55

        Yeah, it's very focused. And also religion, people get... There are good intentions sometimes to people doing it.

    25. JRJoe Rogan51:01

        Oh, yeah.

    26. BOBig Jay Oakerson51:01

        Those who wanna follow tradition and stuff or you grow up that way and you just kinda like... But I mean, no, that's like... That- that- that's predatory. You're looking for someone to make money by-

    27. JRJoe Rogan51:09

        There's a lot of good shit.

    28. BOBig Jay Oakerson51:09

        ... exploiting like the worst possible thing about their life?

    29. JRJoe Rogan51:12

        Mm-hmm.

    30. BOBig Jay Oakerson51:12

        That's fucking crazy.

Episode duration: 3:00:03