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Joe Rogan Experience #1098 - Eddie Bravo

Eddie Bravo is an American Jiu-Jitsu instructor, musician, former UFC analyst, and is the founder of 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu.

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Apr 3, 20182h 38mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (sighs) …

    1. EB

      (sighs)

    2. JR

      No headphones?

    3. EB

      I'd rather not have headphones.

    4. JR

      You're getting crazy. I'll have the- I'll have the two.

    5. EB

      No, because I, I learned that, I learned that hearing my own voice in my head makes, makes me focus on it. And I don't wanna focus on the sound of my voice.

    6. JR

      Oh.

    7. EB

      I wanna focus on the thoughts.

    8. JR

      Right, right, right, right. Yeah.

    9. EB

      I'm focusing on, "Ooh." Just, it's like blowing out in my head and all this shit's going on.

    10. JR

      That's smart. Tell me when.

    11. NA

      What's up?

    12. JR

      What's up?

    13. NA

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      Oh. (laughs)

    15. EB

      (laughs)

    16. JR

      We were talking about whether or not you should have headphones on or not have headphones on. The... Are we up?

    17. NA

      No.

    18. JR

      No? If you're hearing the audio recording this, what's happening is we switched to a new TriCaster. We were having problems with our old one. The TriCaster is the machine that allows Jamie to switch cameras and put everything up on the internet and hopefully include Skype so we could get some people from, like-

    19. NA

      It's getting signal, but there's no video showing.

    20. JR

      Hmm. Are we gonna restart?

    21. NA

      I don't know. I'm trying to make sure that that's actually true. Sorry.

    22. JR

      That's okay. Uh, we might have to restart, folks. We're trying live while we're going live with some new shit, but I want, I want people on YouTube-

    23. NA

      I think it's the TriCaster. We were having problems with our old one. And it's-

    24. JR

      Is it?

    25. NA

      ... audio works.

    26. JR

      Audio, but no video.

    27. NA

      I don't know why. I'll figure that out in a second.

    28. JR

      Ladies and gentlemen, if you are just staring at a blank screen, would you have to shut this show down-

    29. NA

      I shouldn't.

    30. JR

      ... to get the video back up?

  2. 15:0030:00

    (laughs) …

    1. JR

      one as much, man.

    2. EB

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      I didn't like it as much as I liked his other ones.

    4. EB

      He spent, like, bi- the first 20 minutes on Jacksonville 'cause that's where he filmed it, and I thought, you know, "Okay. That... I, I see what he's doing." Uh, but he had some... I thought he had some pretty good stuff considering that, you know, all the crazy stuff he went through.

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. EB

      I thought maybe he'll never be back and he's just gonna be, like, insane or whatever.

    7. JR

      Right, right, right.

    8. EB

      But he did, he did come back and he is-

    9. JR

      I'm a big fan of his. Don't get me wrong.

    10. EB

      Yeah, Katt Williams' old stuff-

    11. JR

      I enjoyed it, but-

    12. EB

      Old stuff's-

    13. JR

      ... his old stuff is some of the best ever.

    14. EB

      Oh, my God.

    15. JR

      The Pimp Chronicles.

    16. EB

      Oh, my God.

    17. JR

      I mean, come on.

    18. EB

      Yes. Katt Williams gr-... Katt Williams was, uh, is one of the guys that if I'm just... I don't have shit to listen to in my car, I just put YouTube and just Katt Williams, just some random bit.

    19. JR

      (laughs)

    20. EB

      If I don't have anything to go... He's my- he's a go-to.

    21. JR

      Yeah, he's a go-to for sure. It's a good time, man. It's a good time for comedy right now.

    22. EB

      Yeah, now The Comedy Store's un-fucking-believable. It's nothing like... We used to hang out there every day in the early 2000s, 2000, 2001, before 10th Planet was even a thought.

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. EB

      My life consisted of DJing at strip clubs for money, at home trying to make it, you know, in music, and hanging out with you doing comedy. (laughs) You know?

    25. JR

      Dude.

    26. EB

      It's crazy. That was-

    27. JR

      It's crazy when you think about that place was always half empty, you know?

    28. EB

      Yes, it was- it was like a dying dinosaur.

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. EB

      It was ready to go. That shit was ready to go. And then when you had that Mencia shit and you left, man, the, the place was... It was like, "How is it surviving?"

  3. 30:0045:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

    2. EB

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      When you get knighted, could they, could they not arrest you anymore? Is that what happens? Is it like being-

    4. EB

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      ... the president?

    6. EB

      Yeah. There's a, there's a documentary-

    7. JR

      Jesus.

    8. EB

      ... on YouTube called The Ninth Circle, Jimmy Savile, The Ninth Circle. You find out why they covered it up. Why did they cover it up? Why didn't ... This Agent D.J., this ... It's like Dick Clark. They should've just mashed him up.

    9. JR

      Right. Yeah.

    10. EB

      Why was it all being covered up? It's fucking insane when you find out why. I don't even know-

    11. JR

      He had enthusiasm for dead bodies in general that should be unnerving.

    12. EB

      Dude, he fucked dead people.

    13. JR

      What?

    14. EB

      He loved fucking dead people.

    15. JR

      Where'd you hear this?

    16. EB

      It's ... You ... The, The Ninth Circle.

    17. JR

      Is it in a documentary?

    18. EB

      The Ninth Circle on-

    19. JR

      Jesus Christ.

    20. EB

      ... on YouTube. Watch that.

    21. JR

      Jesus Christ.

    22. EB

      It's insane. It's insane. When you find out, when you watch that shit, dude.

    23. JR

      It is crazy that you ... Like, you're, you're saying this and it sounds like, like it could never be possible. It sounds like it never could be possible that some giant television star that worked with children and was always helping out children could've actually been fucking them the whole time.

    24. EB

      (sighs)

    25. JR

      And a bunch of them, hundreds of them.

    26. EB

      Raping them.

    27. JR

      And then people must have known.

    28. EB

      Dude.

    29. JR

      There's no way everybody he was killing and raping-

    30. EB

      Dude, he was killing them too. He was killing them too.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

    2. EB

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      But every time there's any sort of a, a mass event, some horrible event-

    4. EB

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      ... there's always conspiracies, you know?

    6. EB

      Because most, um, these sto- they're, like, they have a... What was going on right before this was the release of the FISA document, and conspir- you know, and, and-

    7. JR

      What's the FISA document?

    8. EB

      ... the media was burying that. The FISA document was a document that, um, Trump released and got zero, zero, uh, air, uh, uh, play from mainstream media. And it was a document that, that showed that a lot of really important people in government from all the agencies were all colluding together to take down Trump. And there's text messages and emails that are going back and forth.

    9. JR

      So, this is all that shit-

    10. EB

      They all went together-

    11. JR

      ... that was working-

    12. EB

      ... with, with Hollywood, with, using Hollywood. So, there's this, so FISA document was about to get dropped, and everyone was saying, "Wait, what? They're, they're, they, they're backed into a corner. They're gonna pull something off. Watch. Here it comes. They're gonna pull out, there's gonna be a shooting or something. Wait for it. Here it comes." And then boom. So as soon as it happened, the reason why conspiracy theorists were going, "That's it," and look at all the mistakes. Look at, look at all the, the testimony that doesn't make any sense that they're ignoring, like that... The, the, the thing that, the thing that gets me is it, there's so many fuck-ups in that shooting as a f- a false flag, where, like, all these, uh, these witness testi- the witness testimony that doesn't make any sense, that to me, I think they did it on purpose to keep all the conspiracy theorists busy 'cause it, there's so much shit that's clear-

    13. JR

      That sounds so-

    14. EB

      ... to keep, to keep-

    15. JR

      ... so calculated-

    16. EB

      ... everyone away.

    17. JR

      ... that doesn't make any sense.

    18. EB

      To keep everybody away from the FISA document.

    19. JR

      But you know what? It's also possible the people that were at that shooting, their memory's all fucked up because there was somebody shooting people. That's a real thing. Like, that's 100%.

    20. EB

      Did she sound like she didn't know what she was talking about, then, teaching?

    21. JR

      She didn't sound like it then, but that wasn't when the shooting was going down.

    22. EB

      Yeah. You gotta-

    23. JR

      When you see people, when you see people, like, right when they've seen some shit, their brain's scrambled.

    24. EB

      Yeah. Yeah.

    25. JR

      That's something they have to t- take into consideration, especially some nice lady who probably never saw anybody get shot in their life, probably never saw much violence.

    26. EB

      Yeah, maybe, maybe.

    27. JR

      I don't know. But-

    28. EB

      There's two, there's two sides of it. There's-

    29. JR

      Right.

    30. EB

      ... there's people that believe the official story, and then there's people that see it as, "Oh, this was the false flag to distract from the FISA document."

  5. 1:00:001:05:15

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      about the recent spike in shootings, even wh- by people they know were mass shooters. Those people are almost all on these pills.

    2. EB

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      But this, these pills are very recent.

    4. EB

      They leave big pharma alone.

    5. JR

      So when you're talking about... Yeah. So when you're talking about just the, the history of human beings involved in mass killings-

    6. EB

      (sighs)

    7. JR

      ... it's really recent. Like, it's-

    8. EB

      They're crazy.

    9. JR

      .... just ramping up. It's going crazy. Yeah. Well, you know what also is ramping up? People taking pills.

    10. EB

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      These things are somehow or anoth- they've... They might not be the cause of it 100%. It might be society. It might be suppression. It might be terrible childhood rearing. It might be childhood abuse. It might be all sorts of, like, mental health issues that are inherited, all sorts of crazy diseases-

    12. EB

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      ... that people inherit.

    14. EB

      And-

    15. JR

      Mental diseases.

    16. EB

      And the vaccine pamphlets, there's, I think, the HPV vaccine that, like, girls are taking it at 10-

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. EB

      ... 11, and 12.

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. EB

      Man, the, the shit that it says in the pamphlet-

    21. JR

      That's a dangerous one, too.

    22. EB

      There's like... There's one si- possible side effect is suicidal thoughts.

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. EB

      Wanting to... Uh, it's called im-... One s- w-... It's called impending doom.

    25. JR

      What's up?

    26. EB

      Thought, thought.

    27. NA

      I watched, uh, Take Your Pills last night, that documentary on Netflix that's been going around.

    28. JR

      How was it?

    29. NA

      It's pretty good. There's not a... (clears throat) There's not a lot of, a lot of information.

    30. JR

      That's not the Adderall one, is it?

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