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Joe Rogan Experience #1102 - Matt Farah

Matt Farah is a car enthusiast and the host of "The Smoking Tire" seen on YouTube and also a podcast available on iTunes & Stitcher. www.youtube.com/thesmokingtire

Matt FarahguestJoe RoganhostJamie Vernonguest
Apr 12, 20183h 14mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    ... but I got…

    1. MF

      ... but I got this all day. (laughs)

    2. JR

      I know you do. Boom, live. Okay. What the fuck were you just telling me about a Rolls-Royce?

    3. MF

      Hi, Joe.

    4. JR

      Hi, Matt Farah.

    5. MF

      What's happening, man?

    6. JR

      How are you, buddy? Good to see you again, man.

    7. MF

      We were just talking about Rolls-Royce.

    8. JR

      Yeah.

    9. MF

      Because I was here in your, in your new baller studio, which congratulations-

    10. JR

      Thank you.

    11. MF

      ... it's sick, admiring your skylights. And we were discussing the Rolls-Royce and it, uh, the, the star-filled ceiling they do.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. MF

      Which is, they put all these fiber optic lights into your headliner and it looks like the stars. And it's, I think it's 15 grand, the option-

    14. JR

      (laughs)

    15. MF

      ... I think. But I-

    16. JR

      It's so badass, though.

    17. MF

      It's so badass.

    18. JR

      (laughs) It's so badass.

    19. MF

      It's so badass. And not only will they do it so you can get your standard star pattern, which is just whatever the guy, just random, bright random lights. Or they'll make you exact constellations if you prefer.

    20. JR

      Right, like if you're one of those astrology people.

    21. MF

      Yeah. Or they will make you, you know, the sky directly above your house if you give them a coordinate. There's a photo of it.

    22. JR

      Look how badass that looks.

    23. MF

      So badass. It's like (laughs) it's so awesome.

    24. JR

      You're, you're balling so hard-

    25. MF

      You are so-

    26. JR

      ... when you're driving around with a car with stars in the roof. (laughs)

    27. MF

      Well, so the last thing I said before you hit live was that they have just announced they have come out with a shooting star. (laughs) So I don't know how it works.

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. MF

      I'm not sure exactly what, but I guess you could do, you can get shooting stars in your ceiling now.

    30. JR

      That is crazy. What are they gonna do, make the whole thing a big LCD pattern or something?

  2. 15:0030:00

    Outnervyin'. …

    1. JR

      two. Yeah.

    2. MF

      Outnervyin'.

    3. JR

      '70 also has the smaller grill face, like the teeth are small in the front, which is what I had.

    4. MF

      Mm.

    5. JR

      I had a '70. Whereas '71 has the full-

    6. MF

      Oh, the-

    7. JR

      ... grill face.

    8. MF

      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    9. JR

      It's really more aggressive.

    10. MF

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      I think '71 might be a little bit better looking, to be honest with you.

    12. MF

      I can't recall if one year is more valuable than the other.

    13. JR

      '71, I think is probably the best looking.

    14. MF

      Are the results in, Jamie?

    15. JV

      Window sticker.

    16. MF

      Yeah.

    17. JV

      Original.

    18. MF

      Yeah.

    19. JV

      $3,433.

    20. MF

      (laughs) $3,433.

    21. JR

      Oh my God.

    22. MF

      The dou-... Well, Jamie's $1-

    23. JR

      That's it.

    24. MF

      ... would've won it.

    25. JR

      That's the car.

    26. MF

      There it is, yeah.

    27. JR

      Jamie, pull up 1971 Barracuda nose. That is, uh, that's my f- o-... I think my favorite look in any muscle car is the 1971 Barracuda. It's just like this, uh, aggressive American-

    28. MF

      Oh, yeah, with the... Yes.

    29. JR

      ... grill. Look at that, son.

    30. MF

      Yep.

  3. 30:0045:00

    It's an '87. …

    1. JR

    2. MF

      It's an '87.

    3. JR

      That's a good year. We're buil- we're doing a safari build. What does that mean?

    4. MF

      Oh.

    5. JR

      So you're making like one of those off-road Porsche's?

    6. MF

      Rally car.

    7. JR

      A rally car?

    8. MF

      Rally car. Yeah, it's called the-

    9. JR

      Oh my God.

    10. MF

      ... the Keen Project. My friend Lee Keen is a Porscha racing driver and he built one for himself. And it is the most glorious thing I've ever driven.

    11. JR

      Oh.

    12. MF

      And it's... Everything that you love about a 911 applies to this, um, on loose surface. There it is.

    13. JR

      That's your car?

    14. MF

      That's not my car. My car is going to look like that, although it will, will be a different color and have a roof rack and it'll be, it'll be slightly, slightly different.

    15. JR

      That thing's crazy.

    16. MF

      That actually is a Richard Tuttle build from England. If you look up, uh, Jamie, look up Keen-

    17. JR

      He's the guy that made Chris Harris's car.

    18. MF

      ... Keen Safari. K-E-E-N, and you'll see closer to mine.

    19. JR

      Tuttle's the guy that made, uh, that crazy green car.

    20. MF

      Yes. Oh, that's my, this is my video of driving Lee's car. Um, and, uh, it is... See, look, I was fatter there.

    21. JV

      Lee Keen who was a-

    22. MF

      Um, so it's just drifty-

    23. JR

      (laughs) Wow.

    24. MF

      ... woods oversteer and, and you know the, that, that rear engine kinda snap back thing that everyone's all afraid of in 911s?

    25. JR

      Mm-hmm. Yeah.

    26. MF

      The pendulum thing?

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. MF

      Well, you get that when you slide and then it catches and comes back. On a loose surface, there's no catch.

    29. JR

      Oh.

    30. MF

      So you slide it but you don't have the scary snap back. It just drifts and comes back, and drifts.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    (laughs) …

    1. MF

      you know ...

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. MF

      And (laughs) . But, uh, Barrett-Jackson itself, what they don't show you on TV, is that you can buy anything there. Like, you can buy fan ... They had, uh, uh, uh, s- jet turbine powered fan boats-

    4. JR

      Whoa.

    5. MF

      ... that you could buy. Like, it's al- it's like the auction and da-da-da-da-da-da-da, and then, like, a mile of swap meety shit. And you could buy custom-made cowboy boots and Tempur-Pedic beds and, you know, home furnishings and terrible art and watches and d- it was an- massage chairs. Anything you could think of.

    6. JR

      Whoa.

    7. MF

      It was, it was just such a, like, sea of commerce.

    8. JR

      Damn.

    9. MF

      And, uh, there's, like, a lot of cars that don't make TV (laughs) that are either amazing or very, very sad in their (laughs) in their own ways.

    10. JR

      What do you have to do to get in there? Do you have to ... Is there, like, a qualification thing?

    11. MF

      Oh. To just walk in?

    12. JR

      No, to send a car in there.

    13. MF

      Oh, you just ... You- you go on their website and apply to sell a car. I think ... I th- I don't think there's an- I think they're happy to take your money and try and sell your car. I don't think-

    14. JR

      So what would stop-

    15. MF

      ... there's any restrictions.

    16. JR

      ... a guy like Eric Andre from going there-

    17. MF

      (laughs)

    18. JR

      ... with, like, a-

    19. MF

      And just-

    20. JR

      ... a Pinto?

    21. MF

      I don't ... I mean, I don't know. I don't think anything-

    22. JR

      Filming it.

    23. MF

      ... other than someone f- figuring out the joke before he did it.

    24. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    25. MF

      But I, I don't think much.

    26. JR

      Wow.

    27. MF

      I think you could probably do it.

    28. JR

      But for the most part, it's people that are pretty serious about cars?

    29. MF

      It was a lot of dealers. It was a lot more dealers that seemed like they were selling to each other, in terms of the actual buying and the selling.

    30. JR

      Mm-hmm.

  5. 1:00:001:07:59

    Yeah, it seems like…

    1. MF

      as long as like any other car.

    2. JR

      Yeah, it seems like it when you're driving one too.

    3. MF

      Mm-hmm. Tanks.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. MF

      Absolute, absolute tanks. And they're over engineered. But I think in the, in the 80s and 90s I think the Japanese design and production philosophy was just so far beyond where we were.

    6. JR

      Yeah, we were making shit during those years.

    7. MF

      Garbage. Absolute g-

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. MF

      I mean, I have a '88 Mustang you just saw.

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. MF

      I have an '87 Porsche, and I had a 1990 Nissan Skyline GTR.

    12. JR

      Ooh.

    13. MF

      The Porsche and the fucking Skyline are s-... same time.

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. MF

      Same time period.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. MF

      They're spaceships compared to the hunk of shit that is my Mustang.

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. MF

      I mean-

    20. JR

      Those skylines are badass, man.

    21. MF

      They're awesome. Skylines are super cool.

    22. JR

      Is it a manual?

    23. MF

      Yeah, yeah. I sold it, but I- I doubled up in six months, though. They're hot.

    24. JR

      Well, think about what they did with the GTR. When they came out, when Nissan came out with the GTR-

    25. MF

      The new, the newest one.

    26. JR

      ... the new, the newest one.

    27. MF

      Yeah, mm-hmm.

    28. JR

      Dude, I've only driven one of those twice, but one time when I drove one, the- the most remarkable thing about it was I was taking a turn to- to hit an off-ramp, and I was like a little late. I was like, "Oh, that's the li- I gotta change lanes." And it just went like this, crossed the lanes. Zip.

    29. MF

      Yep.

    30. JR

      Like nothing.

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