Joe Rogan Experience #1126 - Erik Griffin

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   You don't want them…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:01

      You don't want them to know.

   2. EGErik Griffin0:04

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      Boom! And we're live, Eric Griffin. So we were talking before-

   4. EGErik Griffin0:08

      Thank you.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      ... this podcast how you mix it up with the Android watch but the Apple phone. It's very curious.

   6. EGErik Griffin0:14

      Yeah, well, see, I used to be all Samsung. I loved the, the Android, and the watch is great, I love how it interacts.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:19

      Mm-hmm.

   8. EGErik Griffin0:19

      But then I get a girlfriend who has an iPhone.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:22

      Right?

   10. EGErik Griffin0:22

       And she's like, "I wanna FaceTime with you."

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       So why don't you tell her to get Skype?

   12. EGErik Griffin0:26

       Yeah (sighs) .

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       Skype app?

   14. EGErik Griffin0:28

       You're married. You don't understand-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Yeah.

   16. EGErik Griffin0:30

       ... what, like, you can't... Anyway.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Mm-hmm.

   18. EGErik Griffin0:31

       (laughs) I got, I-

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       Gotta set standards.

   20. EGErik Griffin0:33

       Well hey, I, I'm not the sa- standard guy.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       Line is in the sand. Line is in the sand, brother.

   22. EGErik Griffin0:37

       (laughs) So then I... But then they have, like, a, a, they had this app on the i- Apple now called Gear.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       Oh.

   24. EGErik Griffin0:42

       Which lets you hook up y- your phone, but you can't really interact with it. You can't, like, talk or anything. But it's actually kinda nice. You just wanna know stuff's going on.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       It's probably, yeah, we were saying it's probably better that you can't interact with it.

   26. EGErik Griffin0:53

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       'Cause Jamie was telling me that they, you could do walkie-talkie with your iPhones now.

   28. JVJamie Vernon0:59

       Yeah, they're d- it's still being announced right now so I don't know all the details. But the Worldwide Developers Conference is going on, the WWDC, so they're announce the new operating system, the new Apple Watch, and the new aut- like, automatic workout detection, walkie-talkie mode, and something else is going on.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:14

       There's just too much.

   30. EGErik Griffin1:16

       I have a Apple Watch too. I love it. You can leave it at m- at least sometimes I leave my phone. I don't even bring my phone with me.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Mm-hmm. …

   1. EGErik Griffin15:00

      register-

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Mm-hmm.

   3. EGErik Griffin15:00

      ... and then you'll get everyone's vote. I always say votes should be like the Columbia DVD had them. Remember Columbia DVDs?

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      Oh, they would just... They planned on-

   5. EGErik Griffin15:07

      They would just send them.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      ... just giving it to you free.

   7. EGErik Griffin15:09

      You know, you... So use your... Your... So if you're a Republican, right?

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:12

      Yeah.

   9. EGErik Griffin15:12

      Then your vote goes to the Republican until you go, "I don't want this Republican." (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       I wonder what the numbers of people that... If people don't know what we're talking about with Columbia DVD because we're old, but back in the day you would sign up for like cassette tapes-

   11. EGErik Griffin15:25

       Yes.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       ... and they would send you a bunch of cassettes. Like you would pick like what you liked.

   13. EGErik Griffin15:29

       It was like a book club too. Book club.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       Yeah, yeah, that too. But they would send them to you, but it was only like a dollar and you would get like 15 cassettes, you know-

   15. EGErik Griffin15:35

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       ... you get like Aerosmith and... Is it still around?

   17. EGErik Griffin15:38

       They still got it.

   18. JVJamie Vernon15:38

       It's still on. It's still on.

   19. EGErik Griffin15:39

       But-

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       Get the fuck out of here.

   21. EGErik Griffin15:40

       No, but check it out. They finally made it so they don't just send it automatically because people were qu- people were quitting the service.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Yeah.

   23. EGErik Griffin15:47

       But they would just send you... So you would pay and you had like say three days and if you, if you didn't send it back, they would charge you the $9.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:55

       Right.

   25. EGErik Griffin15:56

       So that's what I'm saying about voting. This is how we should vote. Like-

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       $35 is expensive.

   27. EGErik Griffin15:59

       Like that page right there he's showing us should be like all your candidates for Democrat and if you don't-

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       Wait a minute.

   29. EGErik Griffin16:05

       ... you have three days to pick and if you don't pick, your vote goes to them. That's how they should do it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:09

       Show me, show me what you just showed me. What are you doing? What'd you show me?
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   I... No! You can…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

   2. EGErik Griffin30:00

      I... No! You can just go to my Instagram, you can just see-

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      Ah, shit.

   4. EGErik Griffin30:03

      Oh, my God. I'm so sor-... Oh, God, I'm in trouble.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      That's a good age.

   6. EGErik Griffin30:05

      This is what I said.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      Ah, she's a young lady. What's the problem?

   8. EGErik Griffin30:07

      Yes, I know. I know. She might be- But that's part of the problem. You know what I mean? But no, but she... No, 'cause she, she, w- doesn't want people to know.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      Right.

   10. EGErik Griffin30:13

       I get it. So, she wants, she wants people to know, th- think she's 23. Oh. So, I s- so, I said, "Hey, that, that makes me look like-" A creeper. "... a creeper!" Yeah. Even the, even this age difference is a little iffy, right? (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       That's so... It's like, it's weird how we just make rules as to how old someone can be to be with someone else. But it changes after a while, right? Like, once you get... Like, if the dude is, like, 90-

   12. EGErik Griffin30:38

       He's gotta be eight.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       ... and the woman's 50, we don't give a fuck.

   14. EGErik Griffin30:40

       Don't give a fuck.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       Whatever.

   16. EGErik Griffin30:41

       No, no, I-

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       40, 40-year difference (laughs)

   18. EGErik Griffin30:42

       No, no. What I, I always say, to me, it's like, it's gotta be 30. (groans) Like, you know, like, she's at the cusp of it. I think, like-

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       Uh-huh.

   20. EGErik Griffin30:48

       ... I think once a woman gets to, like, 28, 29, 30, in that age range, then this, the other part, it doesn't matter. Depending on what they got going on in their life, but age-

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:56

       Right.

   22. EGErik Griffin30:56

       It's not about the age, it's about experience level. It's about where are you in your life? So, the, the one, one thing I struggle with is that, like, look, I'm knee-deep in my career.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:04

       Mm-hmm.

   24. EGErik Griffin31:04

       But I remember when, when I was 30, I wasn't doing this. I was b-

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       Right.

   26. EGErik Griffin31:08

       I had just started.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:09

       You were hustling.

   28. EGErik Griffin31:10

       I was hustling at th- so, I go, I have to remember that, that this is her hustle years.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:14

       So, you started doing standup at 30?

   30. EGErik Griffin31:15

       Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I-
4. 45:00 – 58:24

   Isn't it weird, though?…

   1. EGErik Griffin45:00

      think-

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      Isn't it weird, though?

   3. EGErik Griffin45:00

      But you had hair.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      Yeah.

   5. EGErik Griffin45:01

      It was a whole different guy.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      Yeah.

   7. EGErik Griffin45:03

      You know, you weren't this ... You're def- you're a solid muscle now. Like, I don't know if you have ... What's your body fat count right now?

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      I don't get it checked.

   9. EGErik Griffin45:10

      Oh, okay. That's, that's probably better. It's probably better to think that it's better than it probably is.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:14

       (laughs)

   11. EGErik Griffin45:15

       I think, I think if you went and ... You might be disappointed. (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:18

       The last time I checked, it was 10%.

   13. EGErik Griffin45:20

       Oh, my God.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:21

       Which is not, which is not very low.

   15. EGErik Griffin45:22

       I'm probably, like, 30%, 35% body fat.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:25

       Really?

   17. EGErik Griffin45:25

       That's crazy. Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       That's not good.

   19. EGErik Griffin45:26

       I gotta do something. It's not good.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       Yeah, that's not good.

   21. EGErik Griffin45:28

       But, I ... You know what it is? I, I, my, uh ... But, my blood pressure's good.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       That's good.

   23. EGErik Griffin45:32

       Yeah, 'cause I ... You know, I, I, I started-

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:34

       You told me you were boxing now.

   25. EGErik Griffin45:34

       I'm trying to box, man.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       You need to start working out.

   27. EGErik Griffin45:36

       I went to ... I'm going to the boxing thing and it's like-

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       Where are you going?

   29. EGErik Griffin45:38

       I go to GloveWorks.

   30. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       Where's that?

Episode duration: 2:49:07