The Joe Rogan ExperienceJoe Rogan Experience #1134 - Kyle Dunnigan
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Caitlyn Jenner impressions and why her reality show flopped
- JRJoe Rogan
(ticking sound) Four, three, two, one. Kyle Dunnigan, ladies and gentlemen.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
That's right, baby.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, headphones or no headphones? How are you gonna do this?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Oh, sure. Headphones.
- JRJoe Rogan
Grab them-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Sorry.
- JRJoe Rogan
... right there. Be a Goddamn professional, sir.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah, baby.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. That, uh, wh- where'd you get that-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... "yeah, baby"?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Why? (laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Well, I just noticed she, like ... She answers herself. She's like, "So I went to the store-"
- JRJoe Rogan
I like that you called her a she.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I like that.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Oh, I'm very politically correct.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
But she'll be like, "Yeah, so I went and I bought some Jimmy Choos, yeah, yeah."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
"And I called my sister, yeah." And so, she, like ... I think she spends a lot of time alone maybe, and she's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Crazy.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
... answering herself.
- JRJoe Rogan
What is going on with her voice? 'Cause it, she didn't have the voice when she was Bruce. It's a different voice.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Is it? I thought it was, like, pretty similar. It's like ... What's different?
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
It's a little higher or something?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's, like, numb. Like, her face is numb.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Right. Oh, her face.
- 1:48 – 3:41
Politics, contradictions, and the Jenner ‘traditionalist’ controversy
- JRJoe Rogan
... she doesn't believe in gay marriage.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
That ...
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
That's when I l- ... Like, I was on her side and then, like, "Yeah, she's a-"
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, why not?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
You know, "supporter." I mean, what ... How?
- JRJoe Rogan
She said, "Well, I'm kind of a traditionalist."
- KDKyle Dunnigan
"Yeah, I'm a traditional girl, so yeah."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. (laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
And on E- and Ellen is a very ... Maybe one of the wittiest people, you know, very witty. And she went like this, "W- well, what ... how, uh ..." Like, she was completely lost for words.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Because it's ... It makes no sense, it's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, Ellen held her feet to the fire, and they're big feet. She, she, she burned those feet.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
"I held my-"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
"... 17 Jimmy Choos to the fire, baby."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
"Yeah, baby."
- JRJoe Rogan
She's got to order those custom, right?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's no, no way around it.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Sure. I, I, um, you know, for her to be against any group that-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
She's been ... She knows what it feels like to be shunned or-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Unbelievable.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's just crazy. She's just decided that she's a woman.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
A Republican woman.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
And she's like, "Ew, lesbians gross."
- 3:41 – 4:46
Jenner’s partner, the fatal car accident, and media attention priorities
- JVJamie Vernon
Trans, trans partner.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, this is her-
- JVJamie Vernon
Girlfriend.
- JRJoe Rogan
... girlfriend.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
So the girlfriend used to be a boy too?
- JVJamie Vernon
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Fascinating.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
That is ... Wow.
- JVJamie Vernon
Here's the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wait a minute. Girlfriend used to be a boy. That's what she used to look like?
- JVJamie Vernon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Christ. The world is so strange.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Oh. And then she's like ... (laughs) I just ... She's not a great person. I mean, she killed that lady with her car and then said nothing, like, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
That was the weird thing.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Did you see the footage?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
She ... It's, looks completely like her fault. She bumped into this lady who was stopped and the lady went across traffic and, and died.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. And no one talked about it.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
She's like, "I was, you know, putting on some of my Lancome in the mirror. Didn't share."
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that what she said?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
No, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
I think she was looking at her phone.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't want to see this.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Uh-oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm gonna feel bad.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Some poor lady died. And, and no one, no one gives a fuck because the story is not that. The story is she's a woman now. She's always been a woman. She's always been a woman.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
I mean, it was good timing for her because people, like, ignored that and sort of went-
- 4:46 – 6:08
Midlife panic to Instagram leap: quitting the writing job
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. (laughs) That, that video that you did of that. When did you start doing these videos?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
I'll tell you. I was having, like, mid-life crisis panic, waking up at 3:00 in the morning, like, (groans) moments.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
I was writing for this show, this was last year, and it's cr- it was a great job, everyone was really nice, and I ... Like, something in my subconscious felt like ... I, I don't know, like I had to get out and I, I quit the job.
- JRJoe Rogan
Whoa.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
And I was like, "I'm just gonna make videos on Instagram."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
(laughs) Like, what a, what a great business move. Let me lose my health insurance and make videos for free on Instagram.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, you have the funniest page on Instagram.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Well, thank you.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's no ... I ... I mean, I haven't seen them all, but of all the ones I've seen, without a doubt you have the funniest page.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Well, thank you very, very much. I mean, I, I went because of you from, like, 20,000. I have now, like, 240-something.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's awesome.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Because of you and, you know, and Tom Segura and-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
... Bill Burr also, like, pumped it up.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's, it's just how good they are, man. It's one of the ... It's viral. Once, once people watch a few of those ... Dude, the one that you did where she was describing the different utensils that she uses to get herself off with. (laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
The weed whacker and all these ... Oh, my God. Dude. Ugh.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
"Yeah, I'm close."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
"Come on, girls."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Asked my girls to help me out. Gotta finish.
- 6:08 – 20:41
How the face-swap videos are made (and why they take forever)
- JRJoe Rogan
So when did you start doing the face swap thing? Was it ... Is it ... Are you using Face ... What, using an Instagram filter or-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah, there's an app. There's like a face swap, uh, app you can download, and there's one for the Trump. I just ... I was doing Trump at first and I don't look anything like him, so this was like a way to do-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
... do a character and have a ... like kind of (both laugh)
- JRJoe Rogan
Trump's as Stormy Daniels once. (laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Terrific. Stormy.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
How'd you get my number?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh. The other one that made me cry was Kim Kardashian and Trump, when Kim couldn't figure out how to open up the door and Trump's buzzing her in.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Oh yeah, it's locked. Wait for the buzzer.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
There's a weird buzzing noise.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah, that's when you push it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh. Ugh.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Those are ... Um, it takes so long. I don't think anyone spends as much time making videos for Instagram.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Hello, it's Kim K. I'm at the side door.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Okay, I'll buzz you in.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
The door's closed.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah, you gotta push it.
- JRJoe Rogan
(creaking noise)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
It's locked.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah, wait until I buzz you. (buzzing noise) Okay, push it.
- 20:41 – 22:32
Monetization, business blind spots, and Instagram as a touring engine
- JRJoe Rogan
So, when you decided to do this, there's no re- I mean, unless you're a hot chick selling whatever. What do they sell? Sunglasses or some shit?
- JVJamie Vernon
Tea.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Makeup.
- JRJoe Rogan
Tea?
- JVJamie Vernon
Detox tea.
- JRJoe Rogan
Skinny tea, detox tea.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Skinny tea.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, unless you're ... I've never made a fucking penny off of Instagram. I mean-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Neither have I.
- JRJoe Rogan
Have ... Neither have I. You haven't either?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Well, I've actually just ... Ticket sales I have, I guess.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, right, right, right. Right, yeah.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
But yeah, I haven't monetized or ...
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
I haven't been thinking about that. I, I just kinda ... I, I feel good if people like it. It just makes me feel like I have some purpose or something.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
You know, that I feel like I've done something. And, um, building ... If I could build an audience and that come to my shows, I'll be really happy about that.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, you were doing mostly clubs before, and now you're moving into theaters? Is that what's going on?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And this is all ov- over the last few months?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
100% from Instagram.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow, that's incredible.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
It is.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, it worked.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
It ... Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're a success story.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Well, I mean ...
- JRJoe Rogan
It's working.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
It's working, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. That's fucking great.
- 22:32 – 26:54
Name/branding, Instagram as a ‘show,’ and a coffee spill detour
- JRJoe Rogan
But then they go immediately to the lipstick. (laughs) Oh, oh, it's just so perfect, because, like, Instagram is almost like you have optimized Instagram better than anybody. You really have nailed it. You've, you've nailed it for comedy. Because everybody else, like mine included, if you go to my Instagram, you have to fucking dig to find out I'm a comedian. And you gotta go looking around.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because there's a lot of ... You know, you could find anything there.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
It-
- JRJoe Rogan
All kinds of St- I just f- I take a picture, I find a picture, I think it's cool, I put it up there. There's no rhyme or reason.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yours is like a show. Like, your Instagram page, kyledunnigan1.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You gotta go to kyledunnigan1.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Kyle Dunnigan1.
- JRJoe Rogan
Why not 1?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Which my, my nep- there was a Kyle Dunnigan. He's got in all my Gmail accounts. He, he grabbed everything.
- JRJoe Rogan
That son of a bitch.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
He's a young kid. And I asked my nephew, I'm like, "What should I ... " 'Cause over Christmas, I'm like, "I'm just gonna do Instagram videos and see what happens." And I was like, "What should I do different?" And he's like, "You should take the 1 out. That's stupid."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, the 1 is stupid.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
'Cause his 1s are ...
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's stupid. Why'd you go with 1?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Can't change it now, though.
- JRJoe Rogan
How about The Real Kyle Dunnigan?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
I should ... I don't ... That's the thing. Marketing's not my thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
The Real-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
The, I Am Kyle Dunnigan.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
That's another one.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's another one. People do that.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Kyle Dunnigan Comedy would've been fun.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm, that's a good one.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
But it's 10-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a lot of words, lot of letters.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah. It's, uh, I think Instagram is just, like, in my wheelhouse. Like, I like to edit, I like to do quick, you know, stuff.
- 26:54 – 50:25
Career disappointments: pilots, network chaos, and near ‘breaks’
- JRJoe Rogan
No. You're fine, dude. So, you gotta have some s- measure of satisfaction that this moment that you had, that ... 'Cause see, I l- I love stories like that, because you had this moment where you're like, "I can't ... Like I gotta do something. I can't do this anymore."
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then you did-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and it worked.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah. I, I, I'm really ... I, I'm sleeping a lot better. And you know, I had ... You know, I've been in this business for a long time, and, uh, there's been so many ... I mean, I could talk for nine hours about the disappointments. But I still feel lucky, you know, that I got ... You know, that I w- I was able to, like, make a living or whatever. But, uh, there is some luck involved. I mean, I, I was lucky you came across it and, um ... I mean, I've had so many ...
- JRJoe Rogan
I wish I knew who told me about you. I wish I could remember. It might've been Tom.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Tom ... Yeah, Tom ... It probably was Tom. He was pretty-
- JRJoe Rogan
It was a comic. I'm pretty sure it was a comic.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It might've been Tom.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
He was the first one to repost one of mine, I think.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Maybe that's what it was.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
I did this show ... Oh, I, I, I won't go into it.
- JRJoe Rogan
What? (laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
No, it's just that I have so many disaster stor- where I thought I was like, "Get ready for the rocket ship, Kyle."
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
"You better go mansion shopping, 'cause things are about to take off."
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
And just always, um, something. I did this Jamie Foxx like, uh, sketch show pilot. And it ... Like, to, to get a, uh, part on a, you know, network show, it, it's a lot of auditions. It's ... You, you climb a mountain to get the role. And I was like, feeling like this is my last shot and everything. And I got there and we couldn't ... We weren't allowed to write for ourselves-
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
... because of WGA rules or something. And you know, you have a character, no one else can really write for it. And the people that were writing, two of them just got out of prison and they were not comedy writers, like you see-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Like, Jamie Foxx, he has a huge career. He didn't really ca-
- JRJoe Rogan
(coughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
I think he just was like, "Let me give my friends this, 'cause I got all this other stuff going on."
- JRJoe Rogan
He just didn't give a fuck?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
He just didn't need it. He didn't need it. No, he would show up like once a week. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
No?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- 50:25 – 1:00:49
Audition trauma and the Hollywood ‘pick me’ system
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Did you guys talk about it or did that sort of end the relationship and you moved away?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, no, no. She brought it up, um, and I said ... Well, she- this, this was the fucked up thing was she wasn't in any way overweight. Like, she was beautiful. She had great body. She just, it was just like a weird ... She was an actress, you know? And I think that, that pre- the pressure of that gig-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... is just so crazy.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's just, first of all, you take someone who most of the time, the reason why they want to become an actor is because they didn't get enough attention. That's a lot of what causes it, especially if you have like this weird sort of non-specific desire for fame.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not like you, you're a really good character actress. You know, you're a Faye Dunaway or someone like that. You're just really good at ... You love the craft of-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... creating a character. No, there's a lot of them that just want to be famous. And why, why is that? It's usually there's something fucked up from childhood. Usually somebody wasn't paying attention to them. Parents split up. Something went wrong, right?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So you take this person that's super insecure and has this exorbitant need for attention, and then you put them through this audition process.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Ugh.
- JRJoe Rogan
The audition process is the craziest thing ever. It d- it d- devastates people's self-esteem-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
It's, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... because you just get rejected all the time, rejected all the time.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah, you're not selling a t-shirt that no one wants, you're selling yourself, like ...
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Dude, I used to date this girl when I first moved to LA. (coughs) And when she would go on auditions when, if she would get rejected, she would want to fuck like a wild animal.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's like she wanted something to just like, she wanna just fucking scream too.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Validation.
- JRJoe Rogan
She wanna (screams) .
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
She was s- It was like the stress of it all was so crazy. She wanted validation. She wanted to blow off steam.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was just the, the stress of it all. It's so unhealthy, and the people that go into that are some of the most, th- l- the least ... It, it's the least advisable career path for them-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to be healthy.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Exactly. Yeah. It attracts the wrong people.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. It's just a fucked up situation. You have these people judging you. Like, "Come on in, Kyle."
- 1:00:49 – 1:11:12
Sex, fetishes, and how early experiences wire desire
- JRJoe Rogan
escape that bad feeling is so intense that it creates a good feeling.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
And af- after a while though, it flips too. Like now I, y- you know, um, uh, like sometimes I don't wanna be looked at.... you know, I think if, if I got into a bad spot, I'd wanna go on stage again. But sometimes ... Do you ever feel like that? Like you just don't feel like being, like, looked at. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
That you don't feel like being looked at?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
You're looking at me like I'm ... Like that's not what happens with you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Um-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Sometimes I don't feel like going on stage.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. No, d- definitely.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I, I, uh, one of the things that I've been doing lately (coughs) is ... For a long time, I never, I hardly took any time off. But, uh, after I did my special, I just filmed a special in April, I took a month off where I didn't do any standup for a month.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
At least, like, three weeks, right? Like three m- maybe it might have been four weeks. But I was like, "I'm not doing shit."
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I went to Hawaii. I, I, I fucking hung out. I did podcasts. I didn't do any standup and it felt great. It felt great that I would leave here and I'd be done.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I wouldn't, I wouldn't have another gig to go to at night.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah. I-
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, there wasn't this, like, overwhelming thing looming in the background.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
(coughs) But after a while, you know, I realized, all right, gotta get back on the horse.
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Yeah. I'm in-
- JRJoe Rogan
And then-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
... joy more now. Go ahead. What'd you say?
- JRJoe Rogan
What's that?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
What were you saying?
- JRJoe Rogan
What did you say?
- KDKyle Dunnigan
I interrupted you.
- JRJoe Rogan
You were gonna-
- KDKyle Dunnigan
Who said what?
- JRJoe Rogan
... join more now. What? (laughs)
- KDKyle Dunnigan
(laughs) He said, "What?" (laughs) I, uh, I'm enjoying standup now.
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