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Joe Rogan Experience #1134 - Kyle Dunnigan

Kyle Dunnigan is a writer, actor and comedian. Check out his hilarious Instagram page: https://www.instagram.com/kyledunnigan1/

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Jun 22, 20182h 29mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:011:48

    Caitlyn Jenner impressions and why her reality show flopped

    1. JR

      (ticking sound) Four, three, two, one. Kyle Dunnigan, ladies and gentlemen.

    2. KD

      That's right, baby.

    3. JR

      Uh, headphones or no headphones? How are you gonna do this?

    4. KD

      Oh, sure. Headphones.

    5. JR

      Grab them-

    6. KD

      Sorry.

    7. JR

      ... right there. Be a Goddamn professional, sir.

    8. KD

      Yeah, baby.

    9. JR

      Yeah. That, uh, wh- where'd you get that-

    10. KD

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... "yeah, baby"?

    12. KD

      Yeah, yeah.

    13. JR

      Why? (laughs)

    14. KD

      Well, I just noticed she, like ... She answers herself. She's like, "So I went to the store-"

    15. JR

      I like that you called her a she.

    16. KD

      Yeah, yeah.

    17. JR

      I like that.

    18. KD

      Oh, I'm very politically correct.

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. KD

      But she'll be like, "Yeah, so I went and I bought some Jimmy Choos, yeah, yeah."

    21. JR

      (laughs)

    22. KD

      "And I called my sister, yeah." And so, she, like ... I think she spends a lot of time alone maybe, and she's-

    23. JR

      Yeah. Crazy.

    24. KD

      ... answering herself.

    25. JR

      What is going on with her voice? 'Cause it, she didn't have the voice when she was Bruce. It's a different voice.

    26. KD

      Is it? I thought it was, like, pretty similar. It's like ... What's different?

    27. JR

      Hmm.

    28. KD

      It's a little higher or something?

    29. JR

      It's, like, numb. Like, her face is numb.

    30. KD

      Right. Oh, her face.

  2. 1:483:41

    Politics, contradictions, and the Jenner ‘traditionalist’ controversy

    1. JR

      ... she doesn't believe in gay marriage.

    2. KD

      That ...

    3. JR

      (laughs)

    4. KD

      That's when I l- ... Like, I was on her side and then, like, "Yeah, she's a-"

    5. JR

      Yeah, why not?

    6. KD

      You know, "supporter." I mean, what ... How?

    7. JR

      She said, "Well, I'm kind of a traditionalist."

    8. KD

      "Yeah, I'm a traditional girl, so yeah."

    9. JR

      Yeah. (laughs)

    10. KD

      And on E- and Ellen is a very ... Maybe one of the wittiest people, you know, very witty. And she went like this, "W- well, what ... how, uh ..." Like, she was completely lost for words.

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. KD

      Because it's ... It makes no sense, it's-

    13. JR

      Well, Ellen held her feet to the fire, and they're big feet. She, she, she burned those feet.

    14. KD

      "I held my-"

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. KD

      "... 17 Jimmy Choos to the fire, baby."

    17. JR

      (laughs)

    18. KD

      "Yeah, baby."

    19. JR

      She's got to order those custom, right?

    20. KD

      Oh, yeah.

    21. JR

      There's no, no way around it.

    22. KD

      Sure. I, I, um, you know, for her to be against any group that-

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. KD

      She's been ... She knows what it feels like to be shunned or-

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. KD

      Unbelievable.

    27. JR

      It's just crazy. She's just decided that she's a woman.

    28. KD

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      A Republican woman.

    30. KD

      And she's like, "Ew, lesbians gross."

  3. 3:414:46

    Jenner’s partner, the fatal car accident, and media attention priorities

    1. JV

      Trans, trans partner.

    2. JR

      Oh, this is her-

    3. JV

      Girlfriend.

    4. JR

      ... girlfriend.

    5. KD

      Oh.

    6. JR

      So the girlfriend used to be a boy too?

    7. JV

      Yes.

    8. JR

      Fascinating.

    9. KD

      That is ... Wow.

    10. JV

      Here's the-

    11. JR

      Wait a minute. Girlfriend used to be a boy. That's what she used to look like?

    12. JV

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      Oh, Christ. The world is so strange.

    14. KD

      Oh. And then she's like ... (laughs) I just ... She's not a great person. I mean, she killed that lady with her car and then said nothing, like, uh-

    15. JR

      That was the weird thing.

    16. KD

      Did you see the footage?

    17. JR

      No.

    18. KD

      She ... It's, looks completely like her fault. She bumped into this lady who was stopped and the lady went across traffic and, and died.

    19. JR

      Yeah. And no one talked about it.

    20. KD

      She's like, "I was, you know, putting on some of my Lancome in the mirror. Didn't share."

    21. JR

      Is that what she said?

    22. KD

      No, but-

    23. JR

      I think she was looking at her phone.

    24. KD

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      I don't want to see this.

    26. KD

      Uh-oh.

    27. JR

      I'm gonna feel bad.

    28. KD

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      Some poor lady died. And, and no one, no one gives a fuck because the story is not that. The story is she's a woman now. She's always been a woman. She's always been a woman.

    30. KD

      I mean, it was good timing for her because people, like, ignored that and sort of went-

  4. 4:466:08

    Midlife panic to Instagram leap: quitting the writing job

    1. JR

      Yeah. (laughs) That, that video that you did of that. When did you start doing these videos?

    2. KD

      I'll tell you. I was having, like, mid-life crisis panic, waking up at 3:00 in the morning, like, (groans) moments.

    3. JR

      Really?

    4. KD

      I was writing for this show, this was last year, and it's cr- it was a great job, everyone was really nice, and I ... Like, something in my subconscious felt like ... I, I don't know, like I had to get out and I, I quit the job.

    5. JR

      Whoa.

    6. KD

      And I was like, "I'm just gonna make videos on Instagram."

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. KD

      (laughs) Like, what a, what a great business move. Let me lose my health insurance and make videos for free on Instagram.

    9. JR

      Dude, you have the funniest page on Instagram.

    10. KD

      Well, thank you.

    11. JR

      There's no ... I ... I mean, I haven't seen them all, but of all the ones I've seen, without a doubt you have the funniest page.

    12. KD

      Well, thank you very, very much. I mean, I, I went because of you from, like, 20,000. I have now, like, 240-something.

    13. JR

      That's awesome.

    14. KD

      Because of you and, you know, and Tom Segura and-

    15. JR

      Well-

    16. KD

      ... Bill Burr also, like, pumped it up.

    17. JR

      It's, it's just how good they are, man. It's one of the ... It's viral. Once, once people watch a few of those ... Dude, the one that you did where she was describing the different utensils that she uses to get herself off with. (laughs)

    18. KD

      (laughs)

    19. JR

      The weed whacker and all these ... Oh, my God. Dude. Ugh.

    20. KD

      "Yeah, I'm close."

    21. JR

      (laughs)

    22. KD

      "Come on, girls."

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. KD

      Asked my girls to help me out. Gotta finish.

  5. 6:0820:41

    How the face-swap videos are made (and why they take forever)

    1. JR

      So when did you start doing the face swap thing? Was it ... Is it ... Are you using Face ... What, using an Instagram filter or-

    2. KD

      Yeah, there's an app. There's like a face swap, uh, app you can download, and there's one for the Trump. I just ... I was doing Trump at first and I don't look anything like him, so this was like a way to do-

    3. JR

      Right.

    4. KD

      ... do a character and have a ... like kind of (both laugh)

    5. JR

      Trump's as Stormy Daniels once. (laughs)

    6. KD

      Terrific. Stormy.

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. KD

      How'd you get my number?

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. KD

      Okay.

    11. JR

      Oh. The other one that made me cry was Kim Kardashian and Trump, when Kim couldn't figure out how to open up the door and Trump's buzzing her in.

    12. KD

      Oh yeah, it's locked. Wait for the buzzer.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. KD

      There's a weird buzzing noise.

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. KD

      Yeah, that's when you push it.

    17. JR

      Oh. Ugh.

    18. KD

      Those are ... Um, it takes so long. I don't think anyone spends as much time making videos for Instagram.

    19. JR

      Oh.

    20. KD

      Hello, it's Kim K. I'm at the side door.

    21. JR

      (laughs)

    22. KD

      Okay, I'll buzz you in.

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. KD

      The door's closed.

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. KD

      Yeah, you gotta push it.

    27. JR

      (creaking noise)

    28. KD

      It's locked.

    29. JR

      (laughs)

    30. KD

      Yeah, wait until I buzz you. (buzzing noise) Okay, push it.

  6. 20:4122:32

    Monetization, business blind spots, and Instagram as a touring engine

    1. JR

      So, when you decided to do this, there's no re- I mean, unless you're a hot chick selling whatever. What do they sell? Sunglasses or some shit?

    2. JV

      Tea.

    3. KD

      Makeup.

    4. JR

      Tea?

    5. JV

      Detox tea.

    6. JR

      Skinny tea, detox tea.

    7. KD

      Skinny tea.

    8. JR

      Yeah, unless you're ... I've never made a fucking penny off of Instagram. I mean-

    9. KD

      Neither have I.

    10. JR

      Have ... Neither have I. You haven't either?

    11. KD

      Well, I've actually just ... Ticket sales I have, I guess.

    12. JR

      Right, right, right, right. Right, yeah.

    13. KD

      But yeah, I haven't monetized or ...

    14. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    15. KD

      I haven't been thinking about that. I, I just kinda ... I, I feel good if people like it. It just makes me feel like I have some purpose or something.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. KD

      You know, that I feel like I've done something. And, um, building ... If I could build an audience and that come to my shows, I'll be really happy about that.

    18. JR

      So, you were doing mostly clubs before, and now you're moving into theaters? Is that what's going on?

    19. KD

      Yeah, yeah.

    20. JR

      And this is all ov- over the last few months?

    21. KD

      100% from Instagram.

    22. JR

      Wow, that's incredible.

    23. KD

      It is.

    24. JR

      So, it worked.

    25. KD

      It ... Yeah.

    26. JR

      You're a success story.

    27. KD

      Well, I mean ...

    28. JR

      It's working.

    29. KD

      It's working, yeah.

    30. JR

      Yeah. That's fucking great.

  7. 22:3226:54

    Name/branding, Instagram as a ‘show,’ and a coffee spill detour

    1. JR

      But then they go immediately to the lipstick. (laughs) Oh, oh, it's just so perfect, because, like, Instagram is almost like you have optimized Instagram better than anybody. You really have nailed it. You've, you've nailed it for comedy. Because everybody else, like mine included, if you go to my Instagram, you have to fucking dig to find out I'm a comedian. And you gotta go looking around.

    2. KD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      Because there's a lot of ... You know, you could find anything there.

    4. KD

      It-

    5. JR

      All kinds of St- I just f- I take a picture, I find a picture, I think it's cool, I put it up there. There's no rhyme or reason.

    6. KD

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      Yours is like a show. Like, your Instagram page, kyledunnigan1.

    8. KD

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      You gotta go to kyledunnigan1.

    10. KD

      Kyle Dunnigan1.

    11. JR

      Why not 1?

    12. KD

      Which my, my nep- there was a Kyle Dunnigan. He's got in all my Gmail accounts. He, he grabbed everything.

    13. JR

      That son of a bitch.

    14. KD

      He's a young kid. And I asked my nephew, I'm like, "What should I ... " 'Cause over Christmas, I'm like, "I'm just gonna do Instagram videos and see what happens." And I was like, "What should I do different?" And he's like, "You should take the 1 out. That's stupid."

    15. JR

      Yeah, the 1 is stupid.

    16. KD

      'Cause his 1s are ...

    17. JR

      Yeah, it's stupid. Why'd you go with 1?

    18. KD

      Can't change it now, though.

    19. JR

      How about The Real Kyle Dunnigan?

    20. KD

      I should ... I don't ... That's the thing. Marketing's not my thing.

    21. JR

      The Real-

    22. KD

      The, I Am Kyle Dunnigan.

    23. JR

      Ooh.

    24. KD

      That's another one.

    25. JR

      That's another one. People do that.

    26. KD

      Kyle Dunnigan Comedy would've been fun.

    27. JR

      Hmm, that's a good one.

    28. KD

      But it's 10-

    29. JR

      It's a lot of words, lot of letters.

    30. KD

      Yeah. It's, uh, I think Instagram is just, like, in my wheelhouse. Like, I like to edit, I like to do quick, you know, stuff.

  8. 26:5450:25

    Career disappointments: pilots, network chaos, and near ‘breaks’

    1. JR

      No. You're fine, dude. So, you gotta have some s- measure of satisfaction that this moment that you had, that ... 'Cause see, I l- I love stories like that, because you had this moment where you're like, "I can't ... Like I gotta do something. I can't do this anymore."

    2. KD

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      And then you did-

    4. KD

      Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      ... and it worked.

    6. KD

      Yeah. I, I, I'm really ... I, I'm sleeping a lot better. And you know, I had ... You know, I've been in this business for a long time, and, uh, there's been so many ... I mean, I could talk for nine hours about the disappointments. But I still feel lucky, you know, that I got ... You know, that I w- I was able to, like, make a living or whatever. But, uh, there is some luck involved. I mean, I, I was lucky you came across it and, um ... I mean, I've had so many ...

    7. JR

      I wish I knew who told me about you. I wish I could remember. It might've been Tom.

    8. KD

      Tom ... Yeah, Tom ... It probably was Tom. He was pretty-

    9. JR

      It was a comic. I'm pretty sure it was a comic.

    10. KD

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      It might've been Tom.

    12. KD

      He was the first one to repost one of mine, I think.

    13. JR

      (laughs) Maybe that's what it was.

    14. KD

      I did this show ... Oh, I, I, I won't go into it.

    15. JR

      What? (laughs)

    16. KD

      No, it's just that I have so many disaster stor- where I thought I was like, "Get ready for the rocket ship, Kyle."

    17. JR

      Oh.

    18. KD

      "You better go mansion shopping, 'cause things are about to take off."

    19. JR

      Ooh.

    20. KD

      And just always, um, something. I did this Jamie Foxx like, uh, sketch show pilot. And it ... Like, to, to get a, uh, part on a, you know, network show, it, it's a lot of auditions. It's ... You, you climb a mountain to get the role. And I was like, feeling like this is my last shot and everything. And I got there and we couldn't ... We weren't allowed to write for ourselves-

    21. JR

      What?

    22. KD

      ... because of WGA rules or something. And you know, you have a character, no one else can really write for it. And the people that were writing, two of them just got out of prison and they were not comedy writers, like you see-

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. KD

      Like, Jamie Foxx, he has a huge career. He didn't really ca-

    25. JR

      (coughs)

    26. KD

      I think he just was like, "Let me give my friends this, 'cause I got all this other stuff going on."

    27. JR

      He just didn't give a fuck?

    28. KD

      He just didn't need it. He didn't need it. No, he would show up like once a week. (laughs)

    29. JR

      No?

    30. KD

      Yeah.

  9. 50:251:00:49

    Audition trauma and the Hollywood ‘pick me’ system

    1. KD

      Did you guys talk about it or did that sort of end the relationship and you moved away?

    2. JR

      No, no, no. She brought it up, um, and I said ... Well, she- this, this was the fucked up thing was she wasn't in any way overweight. Like, she was beautiful. She had great body. She just, it was just like a weird ... She was an actress, you know? And I think that, that pre- the pressure of that gig-

    3. KD

      Mm-hmm.

    4. JR

      ... is just so crazy.

    5. KD

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      It's just, first of all, you take someone who most of the time, the reason why they want to become an actor is because they didn't get enough attention. That's a lot of what causes it, especially if you have like this weird sort of non-specific desire for fame.

    7. KD

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      It's not like you, you're a really good character actress. You know, you're a Faye Dunaway or someone like that. You're just really good at ... You love the craft of-

    9. KD

      Right.

    10. JR

      ... creating a character. No, there's a lot of them that just want to be famous. And why, why is that? It's usually there's something fucked up from childhood. Usually somebody wasn't paying attention to them. Parents split up. Something went wrong, right?

    11. KD

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      So you take this person that's super insecure and has this exorbitant need for attention, and then you put them through this audition process.

    13. KD

      Ugh.

    14. JR

      The audition process is the craziest thing ever. It d- it d- devastates people's self-esteem-

    15. KD

      It's, yeah.

    16. JR

      ... because you just get rejected all the time, rejected all the time.

    17. KD

      Yeah, you're not selling a t-shirt that no one wants, you're selling yourself, like ...

    18. JR

      Yeah. Dude, I used to date this girl when I first moved to LA. (coughs) And when she would go on auditions when, if she would get rejected, she would want to fuck like a wild animal.

    19. KD

      Mm-hmm.

    20. JR

      It's like she wanted something to just like, she wanna just fucking scream too.

    21. KD

      Validation.

    22. JR

      She wanna (screams) .

    23. KD

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      She was s- It was like the stress of it all was so crazy. She wanted validation. She wanted to blow off steam.

    25. KD

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      It was just the, the stress of it all. It's so unhealthy, and the people that go into that are some of the most, th- l- the least ... It, it's the least advisable career path for them-

    27. KD

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      ... to be healthy.

    29. KD

      Exactly. Yeah. It attracts the wrong people.

    30. JR

      Yeah. It's just a fucked up situation. You have these people judging you. Like, "Come on in, Kyle."

  10. 1:00:491:11:12

    Sex, fetishes, and how early experiences wire desire

    1. JR

      escape that bad feeling is so intense that it creates a good feeling.

    2. KD

      And af- after a while though, it flips too. Like now I, y- you know, um, uh, like sometimes I don't wanna be looked at.... you know, I think if, if I got into a bad spot, I'd wanna go on stage again. But sometimes ... Do you ever feel like that? Like you just don't feel like being, like, looked at. (laughs)

    3. JR

      That you don't feel like being looked at?

    4. KD

      You're looking at me like I'm ... Like that's not what happens with you.

    5. JR

      Um-

    6. KD

      Sometimes I don't feel like going on stage.

    7. JR

      Yeah. No, d- definitely.

    8. KD

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      I, I, uh, one of the things that I've been doing lately (coughs) is ... For a long time, I never, I hardly took any time off. But, uh, after I did my special, I just filmed a special in April, I took a month off where I didn't do any standup for a month.

    10. KD

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      At least, like, three weeks, right? Like three m- maybe it might have been four weeks. But I was like, "I'm not doing shit."

    12. KD

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      I went to Hawaii. I, I, I fucking hung out. I did podcasts. I didn't do any standup and it felt great. It felt great that I would leave here and I'd be done.

    14. KD

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      I wouldn't, I wouldn't have another gig to go to at night.

    16. KD

      Yeah. I-

    17. JR

      You know, there wasn't this, like, overwhelming thing looming in the background.

    18. KD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      (coughs) But after a while, you know, I realized, all right, gotta get back on the horse.

    20. KD

      Yeah. I'm in-

    21. JR

      And then-

    22. KD

      ... joy more now. Go ahead. What'd you say?

    23. JR

      What's that?

    24. KD

      What were you saying?

    25. JR

      What did you say?

    26. KD

      I interrupted you.

    27. JR

      You were gonna-

    28. KD

      Who said what?

    29. JR

      ... join more now. What? (laughs)

    30. KD

      (laughs) He said, "What?" (laughs) I, uh, I'm enjoying standup now.

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