Joe Rogan Experience #1142 - Tony Rock

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Four, three, two, one.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:03

      Four, three, two, one. (hands slap) Boom, Tony Rock-

   2. TRTony Rock0:07

      Yeah. Hey.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      ... we're live. That's a bold choice in shirts, sir. I like that.

   4. TRTony Rock0:09

      Thank you. I think it brings out my skin tone.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      (laughs) It brings out... It's got a pop to it.

   6. TRTony Rock0:14

      Yeah, and I, you know, I rock it with the shades on, so I'm driving with windows open and girls are looking like, "Who's that guy?" So...

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Yeah. And you're, you're an Android guy. Y- you're a different kind of person. Android people are different kinds of people.

   8. TRTony Rock0:25

      What, what kind of people am I?

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:26

      Well, the people that, like, think about it. Like, "Eh, I don't know about this." You know? Everybody's like, "I need an iPhone. I need an iPhone."

   10. TRTony Rock0:33

       Right, right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       Android people are like, "Eh, I'm not so sure. I think I could rock a Pixel."

   12. TRTony Rock0:38

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       I don't think I need that.

   14. TRTony Rock0:38

       Uh, this, uh, this takes great pictures. Uh-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Mm-hmm.

   16. TRTony Rock0:40

       ... it's very easy to figure out. So I don't know. I've never been-

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       It's-

   18. TRTony Rock0:44

       ... an iPhone guy.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       It's a choice that people make. They just decide. It's a non-conformist choice.

   20. TRTony Rock0:48

       So, d- did I take the blue pill or the red pill?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       (laughs)

   22. TRTony Rock0:49

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       That's a good question. You know?

   24. TRTony Rock0:51

       I think they're both... Look, it's no denying iPhones are badass. But it's no denying those are basically just as badass, they're just different. Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       Everything's just different now.

   26. TRTony Rock1:00

       Exactly.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       It's caught up.

   28. TRTony Rock1:01

       You go with what you like, man.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       Yeah. It used to be, like, if you had a BlackBerry and somebody else had an iPhone, you felt like a loser.

   30. TRTony Rock1:06

       Yeah.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   W- Chris Ryan just…

   1. JDJoey Diaz15:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      W- Chris Ryan just posted some shit, uh, yesterday that I retweeted about how they were, doctors and scientists were encouraging women to breastfeed and they were gonna do it nationally, but it got sideswiped by the formula industry. It was a d- terribly disturbing shit.

   3. JDJoey Diaz15:19

      Tha- tha- that's just, that shit, that's, I- I believe that 100% because there's always-

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:22

      (sighs)

   5. JDJoey Diaz15:22

      ... the, the other side where, "We're gonna not make money if this thing gets through."

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:27

      But that one right there, that is terrible.

   7. JDJoey Diaz15:30

      It's, yeah, it i-

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:30

      That's a terrible one.

   9. JDJoey Diaz15:31

      ... it is.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:31

       That's, you're, you're, you're deciding to give babies less nutrition. You're making a decision for profit.

   11. JDJoey Diaz15:38

       Right.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       Profit over baby's nutrition. You're lying to moms.

   13. JDJoey Diaz15:42

       R- it's like big tobacco, it was-

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       (exhales)

   15. JDJoey Diaz15:43

       ... big tobacco's, you know-

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       Yeah, but at least big tobacco-

   17. JDJoey Diaz15:45

       ... put you money in, in-

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:46

       ... isn't targeting babies. I know, and I know it's, there's no, like, there's no supporting big tobacco. These, you know, how many people have died from fucking cigarettes?

   19. JDJoey Diaz15:55

       Right.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       Imagine if that was, uh, from something else. Some any other product, like, Diet Coke. What if Diet Coke was just killing people-

   21. JDJoey Diaz16:02

       It is.

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:02

       ... left and right? Would it still be a r-

   23. JDJoey Diaz16:03

       It i- w-

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:03

       Wait, do you think it is?

   25. JDJoey Diaz16:04

       Of course.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       I'm not sure about that. I'm not sure.

   27. JDJoey Diaz16:07

       It's not killing people like cigarettes, but...

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:10

       I think it's not good for you. But as far as anybody ever get, like, cigaretted out from Diet Cokes?

   29. JDJoey Diaz16:14

       Yeah, nobody's doing commercials with the thing in their neck-

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:16

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   That's kind of crazy.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      That's kind of crazy. (laughs)

   2. TRTony Rock30:02

      Wow.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      That's kind of crazy.

   4. TRTony Rock30:04

      Sad-

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      And that's just how they do it.

   6. TRTony Rock30:04

      ... sad for the bull.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      Sad life.

   8. TRTony Rock30:08

      Unfortunate.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      So, like, do they, they must do that with grass-fed beef too, right?

   10. TRTony Rock30:14

       Probably, yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:15

       Probably, yeah.

   12. TRTony Rock30:16

       What's the one they put in the bo-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       Dirty world.

   14. TRTony Rock30:17

       Wait, what's, uh, it's veal, right? They put the...

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:19

       Oh, that sh-... It's-

   16. TRTony Rock30:20

       In the box and just...

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       Yeah. Oh, oh...... yeah, if that doesn't bother you, like, what kind of person are you? You know? What are you doing to-

   18. TRTony Rock30:29

       They put the calf, right?

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       ... baby calves.

   20. TRTony Rock30:30

       Is that what it is? They put the-

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       Yeah.

   22. TRTony Rock30:31

       ... calf in a box so he can't grow?

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       Yeah, and they keep him in the dark.

   24. TRTony Rock30:34

       And keeps, that keeps the meat tender or something like that.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       (snorts)

   26. TRTony Rock30:37

       Now, who's the person that came up with that one?

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       That guy was an asshole.

   28. TRTony Rock30:41

       (laughs) Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       That guy was an asshole.

   30. TRTony Rock30:42

       Well, just put it in a dark box and for years and then the meat'll be...
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Hell no. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      That's a good boy. ... that thing is coming- Keep going. ... way too close to him, man. It's, like, going- That's a good boy. ... in a circle. You keep going. Crap, he's huge.

   2. TRTony Rock45:08

      Hell no.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      (laughs) Yeah, they got lucky there.

   4. TRTony Rock45:12

      I would've been gone.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      The scary thing about that is that bear could have just decided randomly, through some firing of his bear synapses, to take a left instead of a right.

   6. TRTony Rock45:21

      Go, just go at him.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:22

      He just... He could have easily decided that.

   8. TRTony Rock45:23

      Oh, man.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:24

      Those things-

   10. TRTony Rock45:24

       That's crazy.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       ... scare the shit out of me. You know why, man? We don't believe in things we don't see. We don't believe in them.

   12. TRTony Rock45:31

       What do you mean?

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       You don't believe in things you don't see. You know it's real, but you don't believe in it.

   14. TRTony Rock45:35

       The danger?

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       No, you don't believe in it. It's not, it's not a real thing in your world.

   16. TRTony Rock45:39

       Right, right, right.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       But when you s- if you w- were outside and you saw that, if you were with those people in Australia, you, you'd be like, "Oh, Jesus Christ, this is real."

   18. TRTony Rock45:47

       Well, no. If I was there, I would know that that's the reality.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:49

       That's real. Yeah.

   20. TRTony Rock45:50

       Like, my world doesn't evolve, doesn't involve being somewhere near that close to a bear. So-

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       Yeah.

   22. TRTony Rock45:54

       ... to see it in my world would be, "What the f-..." It wouldn't be real.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:58

       No.

   24. TRTony Rock45:58

       I'd be like, "Holy shit. This can't be happening."

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:00

       But if you were with those people, if you went on that trip with them-

   26. TRTony Rock46:02

       Yeah, I'd be-

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:03

       ... that would be-

   28. TRTony Rock46:04

       ... I would've fucking fell out.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:05

       ... one of, one of the craziest things you get ever... Your, your whole existence gets down to the chance that this thing makes a decision to go one way or another.

   30. TRTony Rock46:14

       Yeah, yeah.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:03:02

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      There was always, there was always somebody who died, right?

   2. TRTony Rock1:00:03

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      Somebody always died and you would be walking by that apartment going, "What the fuck is that? What is that smell, man?"

   4. TRTony Rock1:00:11

      Wow. Man, no, we got-

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      You ever smell a dead body when somebody, uh, somebody died in the house?

   6. TRTony Rock1:00:14

      No. No.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

      Dude, it is crazy how bad it smells. It's so bad.

   8. TRTony Rock1:00:18

      Really?

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

      People smell so bad when they die. It's insane.

   10. TRTony Rock1:00:21

       No, I'm gl- thank God I never, I never smelled a dead body.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

       Dude, the entire floor smelled like a body. It was so gross.

   12. TRTony Rock1:00:29

       Even after the body was gone, it's probably, I imagine it's probably-

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       Oh, it took a wh- it took a while, I'm sure, for them to clean it. I hardly remember. I just remember there was a terrible, terrible smell in the hallway and then they realized that this lady had died-

   14. TRTony Rock1:00:39

       Wow.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       ... in her, in her apartment. So then they go in to get the body, but I don't remember how long it took for them to clean up the smell. But the smell was unbelievably bad.

   16. TRTony Rock1:00:48

       Wow. And then somebody moves in and all the neighbors are like, "You know, somebody died in there."

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:51

       Yeah, they don't tell you shit.

   18. TRTony Rock1:00:52

       They don't tell you that's the dead house. "Now you walked past the dead house."

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

       Don't they have to tell you now? Like, if someone got murdered in a house? I think that's a law.

   20. TRTony Rock1:00:58

       ... that wasn't a law before?

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:00

       I don't think it was. I think in some places maybe it was a law.

   22. TRTony Rock1:01:03

       (laughs) Tha- that's not a law. They just sell you a house with like, "Hey."

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:06

       "Hey, whatever."

   24. TRTony Rock1:01:07

       "You figure it out."

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:07

       "What happened in here?" "Nothing but good times."

   26. TRTony Rock1:01:11

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:11

       (laughs) "Enjoy your house, fucko."

   28. TRTony Rock1:01:14

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:14

       (laughs) "Nothing but good times in here."

   30. TRTony Rock1:01:15

       Why are there bullet holes in the wall? "Hey, you bought it."

Episode duration: 2:08:15