Joe Rogan Experience #1143 - Candice Thompson

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Doo, doo, doo. Four,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      Doo, doo, doo. Four, three, two, one. And we're live, Candace.

   2. CTCandice Thompson0:08

      Hi, guys. (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      Hi. (laughs)

   4. CTCandice Thompson0:09

      Oh my god, we're live. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:10

      Oh my god. What, what were you saying about Hereditary? That's supposed to be a terrifying movie, right?

   6. CTCandice Thompson0:14

      That's what they said.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      That's what they said.

   8. CTCandice Thompson0:16

      They meaning the media and, uh, like Huffington Post, I think.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Yeah.

   10. CTCandice Thompson0:20

       I, I... So that's why I went, 'cause I, I'm not scared by anything, like in the movies. So I'm constantly in pursuit of a sk- actual scary movie. So I went thinking, "Oh, this might be the one." It was not.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       Damn, you're that hard that no movies get you?

   12. CTCandice Thompson0:35

       I can't remember the last time I was scared by... I think Poltergeist when I was a kid.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Hm.

   14. CTCandice Thompson0:39

       And that's why I'm scared of clowns to this day.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Nothing as an adult, though?

   16. CTCandice Thompson0:42

       No.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       I'm trying to think of the last time I was really scared in a m- well...

   18. CTCandice Thompson0:47

       See?

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       Yeah.

   20. CTCandice Thompson0:51

       See? (laughs) They don't make-

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       Well, they're fun. I like 'em.

   22. CTCandice Thompson0:54

       That's how I feel. I like... And I also like, uh, thinking that something might get me. I like the suspense in that, but it never does. I always get... It's very anticlimactic for me.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:03

       You like thinking that something might get you scared.

   24. CTCandice Thompson1:06

       Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And it don't.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:07

       And it doesn't.

   26. CTCandice Thompson1:08

       It does not.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:09

       Jamie, when was the last time you were scared in a movie?

   28. JVJamie Vernon1:10

       So jump scares are... That's like cheap, you know?

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       Cheap scares. Yeah.

   30. JVJamie Vernon1:14

       That's not, that doesn't count just 'cause it makes it sound loud.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Did you check him…

   1. CTCandice Thompson15:00

      sexual, any chemistry or any type of tension at all from him.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Did you check him out with a, like, a detector?

   3. CTCandice Thompson15:06

      Yeah, I have a-

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:07

      Just get in the room with a device?

   5. CTCandice Thompson15:07

      I have a gai- ... You know the gaydar?

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      A gaidg, gaedg, gaedg.

   7. CTCandice Thompson15:09

      I have the actual ... (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:12

      See what kind of vibes this dude's giving off.

   9. CTCandice Thompson15:13

      I bought mine on Amazon.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:15

       Yeah, I think, um, it's entirely possible that that's true.

   11. CTCandice Thompson15:18

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       'Cause I, I thought about that. We, we talked about that for years.

   13. CTCandice Thompson15:21

       Mm-hmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:21

       I was like, "Dude, I'm telling you, I heard those castratos, I know about that. I guarantee you Joe Jackson knew about that too. I bet they did that to that kid."

   15. CTCandice Thompson15:28

       That's awful.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Turns out they did. They used chemical castration.

   17. CTCandice Thompson15:33

       I heard that that had happened, but I always thought it was, like, for some reason I thought it was when he was an adult. I thought it was, like, a personal choice that he made.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       Ooh. Whoa. No, I think the idea was his dad was trying to preserve his voice.

   19. CTCandice Thompson15:44

       I didn't, I didn't know that.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:46

       (sighs)

   21. CTCandice Thompson15:46

       So wait, a chemical castration, is that ... Is it, does that mean-

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       They kill your balls.

   23. CTCandice Thompson15:50

       But with what? Like-

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:51

       That's a good question.

   25. CTCandice Thompson15:52

       ... is it something that you take that li- doesn't ni- like, shrivel up your balls, but, like, something that just makes you in- in- like, in- like, you don't have the ability to produce testosterone anymore?

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:03

       Well, let's find out here. It says, "Allegations are Joe had Michael receive hormone injection when he was 12 years old in an effort to cure his acne and prevent his voice from deepening, an allegation Mervis- Murray previously made in his 2016 self-published book, This Is It: The Secret Life of Doctor Conrad Murray, and Michael Jackson ..." Hmm. Yeah. He said Pr- Joe was physically abusive to him and his siblings while growing up, but never mentioned undergoing any sort of hormonal treatments. But this is what Conrad Murray says. I just don't, I don't know, I mean-

   27. CTCandice Thompson16:34

       Who do you believe?

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:35

       ... it's hard. It's hard. I-

   29. CTCandice Thompson16:35

       They both sound like crazy people.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:36

       The reason why I believe it is because of the way he sounded.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   100%. …

   1. CTCandice Thompson30:00

      'cause-

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      100%.

   3. CTCandice Thompson30:01

      Y'all don't wanna talk to women.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      Why do you... Why do you lump me in with all those other dudes?

   5. CTCandice Thompson30:05

      Not you.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      (laughs)

   7. CTCandice Thompson30:08

      Not you. I mean, you're... Look at you, you're talking to a woman right now.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:11

      Yep.

   9. CTCandice Thompson30:12

      I'm the... I just realized, I'm... I saw, uh, because, you know, I be watching the podcast and so you had a- another black Candace on not too long ago.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Oh, Candace Owens.

   11. CTCandice Thompson30:22

       Mm-hmm.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:23

       Yeah.

   13. CTCandice Thompson30:23

       I'm the one that's not in the sunken place.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       Sunken place? What's the sunken place?

   15. CTCandice Thompson30:27

       Did you see Get Out? Have- have you not seen Get Out?

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       Oh, I haven't seen that yet.

   17. CTCandice Thompson30:31

       Yet? What are you waiting for? It's not in theaters anymore.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       I n... Well, most movies-

   19. CTCandice Thompson30:36

       That was, that was weeks out.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       ... I don't watch in the theaters, most movies, most movies I watch.

   21. CTCandice Thompson30:38

       Well, yeah, you're a celebrity, you can't go.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       No, I go to the movies.

   23. CTCandice Thompson30:42

       Do you?

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:43

       Yes.

   25. CTCandice Thompson30:44

       Then why'd you say you just can't... You said you can't go to the movies?

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       I can't go to all of them.

   27. CTCandice Thompson30:47

       Ah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       I don't have time.

   29. CTCandice Thompson30:47

       Well, that's a, that was a really good one. You should've gone.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       If I go to one movie a month, it's a lot. So I miss a lot of movies.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Tell me you like…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      get into with guys. "I like my body." I'm like, "Dude, you look good." Do I?

   2. CTCandice Thompson45:03

      Tell me you like my body, Joe.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      That's right, bro.

   4. CTCandice Thompson45:05

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      I look good, bro?

   6. CTCandice Thompson45:06

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      Is that okay?

   8. CTCandice Thompson45:08

      You know.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:08

      Am I okay? I got a-

   10. CTCandice Thompson45:09

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:09

       ... pretty kind of a thick waist though, don't I? No, you look good, bro.

   12. CTCandice Thompson45:13

       Do I? I'm allowed to say I have a thick waist. You're not allowed to say that. (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:15

       I'm not allowed to say it?

   14. CTCandice Thompson45:16

       I can say it. You can't say it.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:17

       Bro. Like a girl, girl can have thick thighs and a thick ass.

   16. CTCandice Thompson45:21

       But even so like women, uh, we can say that and we know that men, some men or a lot of men like it, but keep-

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       Mm-hmm.

   18. CTCandice Thompson45:26

       Being called thick does nev- never makes us feel good about ourselves.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       Mm-hmm.

   20. CTCandice Thompson45:30

       Even if, even if we know that men like it, it still makes it... In the back of our head we're like, "Does he mean I'm fat?"

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       What's all this we shit? Uh, there's guaranteed there's girls out there that like being thick.

   22. CTCandice Thompson45:42

       Yeah, of course.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       Or being called thick.

   24. CTCandice Thompson45:44

       Of course. Of course.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       But you're saying we.

   26. CTCandice Thompson45:45

       But a lot of women.

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       Women that exactly look good.

   28. CTCandice Thompson45:47

       'Cause I know I've had conversations with other women that have been like... Oh, look-

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:50

       Getting mad.

   30. CTCandice Thompson45:50

       I used to be, when I was in high school, I was probably 20, 25 pounds heavier than what I am right now.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:03:11

   Here's my eHarmony profile.…

   1. CTCandice Thompson1:00:00

      know, you put it like that, who am I to turn down?

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Here's my eHarmony profile.

   3. CTCandice Thompson1:00:05

      I don't know. The, the terrifying part is that I don't know who it was, and it could've been, it could be someone I know.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:10

      Who?

   5. CTCandice Thompson1:00:10

      And even the way my neighbors described him was that it actually, the way they described him did describe someone that I know and consider a friend.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

      Oh.

   7. CTCandice Thompson1:00:20

      But then when I showed my neighbor the picture of the person I was talking about, they were like, "No, I don't think that's him." But still, now, in the back of my head, I'm like, "What if it was?" So, now my friendship with this person has been a little strained because of it, 'cause I'm like, "Well, I don't trust you."

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

      Whoa.

   9. CTCandice Thompson1:00:32

      I know. It's weird.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       That is weird. That's the life of a girl. Women have to worry about shit that guys don't have to worry about.

   11. CTCandice Thompson1:00:40

       I know. So many things.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:43

       Yeah, there are no girls outside your, your window whispering, "Go ahead, beat that."

   13. CTCandice Thompson1:00:47

       Well, they, they are-

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       "Pull that dick out."

   15. CTCandice Thompson1:00:48

       ... but it's because you dated them before.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

       (laughs)

   17. CTCandice Thompson1:00:51

       (laughs) And you wronged them and you cheated on them or did something, and now she's stalking you.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:54

       Or you found out they're crazy, and they-

   19. CTCandice Thompson1:00:56

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:56

       ... know where you live now.

   21. CTCandice Thompson1:00:57

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       Yeah.

   23. CTCandice Thompson1:00:58

       I love, um, I'm, I've, I'm very interested in all of, like, like, relationship behavior and, like, crimes of passion. I like all of it. I'm very into it.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       Like those A&E shows?

   25. CTCandice Thompson1:01:10

       Yeah, A&E, or like, Snapped on Oxygen. Have you ever seen that?

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:14

       What's Snapped?

   27. CTCandice Thompson1:01:14

       It's, it-

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:14

       When people snap?

   29. CTCandice Thompson1:01:15

       Yes, mostly women. It's mostly women.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:17

       S-

Episode duration: 1:48:00