Joe Rogan Experience #1148 - Andrew Santino

1. 0:00 – 2:19

   Bruce Lee’s legacy, dying young, and “new stuff” fatigue

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      Oh, we're live.

   2. ASAndrew Santino0:01

      Ah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      Uh, what are you guys betting on?

   4. ASAndrew Santino0:04

      Look, look around real quick. Do you know... What's new?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      Hmm.

   6. ASAndrew Santino0:08

      Easy. It's easier than you think.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      Hmm. Bruce Lee?

   8. ASAndrew Santino0:12

      Bruce Lee. Yeah, but still-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      I saw that.

   10. JVJamie Vernon0:14

       Yeah, I saw that too.

   11. ASAndrew Santino0:14

       But still though, he didn't say it. He goes, "I wonder if he'll say it right as he gets on." I said, "No, I should have bet you money."

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:18

       Well, I was gonna say it, but I mean, it's-

   13. JVJamie Vernon0:20

       If you had looked this way, you'd have seen it right away.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       No, I saw it immediately.

   15. ASAndrew Santino0:23

       Bruce.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       He's pretty dope.

   17. ASAndrew Santino0:24

       It is dope.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       Yeah.

   19. JVJamie Vernon0:26

       Yeah, they just sent those in.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       This guy's a bad motherfucker, Plastic Cell.

   21. JVJamie Vernon0:30

       Yep.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       ... does some shit.

   23. ASAndrew Santino0:31

       There's a great, there's a great hip hop album I used to listen to in high school, and they used one of his quotes, one of my favorites. He says, "Honestly expressing oneself is really hard to do. I can use, I can use really fancy movements and show you really crazy things, but to honestly express myself, that is really hard to do." It's a gr- it's like a beautiful little sound clip before they start the song, but it's like just him talking to someone.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       Isn't it humbling when someone dies really young like he does and they did way more in their life than you ever will? (laughs)

   25. ASAndrew Santino0:59

       Makes me sad. (laughs) Like, what am I gonna do?

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       You stop and think about it, like, who the fuck else has had that kind of an impact and... You know, he died in, what, 1970 something?

   27. ASAndrew Santino1:10

       In the '70s, yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       Yeah.

   29. ASAndrew Santino1:12

       And he was young.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       Yeah. P- I think he was like 30 or 31 or 32 or something like that. Find out how old Bruce Lee was when he died. It's not like... I was listening to Hendrix last night on the way to the studio, or on the way to the, uh, Comedy Store.
2. 2:19 – 9:38

   Watching athletes age: Big3 basketball vs combat sports longevity

   1. ASAndrew Santino2:19

      That's kinda like, uh, yes- yesterday I was, when I was running, they have this thing called The Big Three. It's a, it's a post-NBA league for players to play in once they, once they retire. I mean, it's just three on three, but it's really sad to watch guys that have been retired for like 10 years hooping, because you're like, this is just bad. It's like, it's like s- You wanna just remember them when they were amazing-

   2. JRJoe Rogan2:39

      Mm-hmm.

   3. ASAndrew Santino2:40

      ... but now they're just old, too old to be... It's like, it's like circus-y, you know what I mean? Like, people are showing up just to like see those names, but they're, they're-

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:46

      Mm-hmm.

   5. ASAndrew Santino2:46

      It's really bad to watch.

   6. JRJoe Rogan2:48

      How old are they?

   7. ASAndrew Santino2:49

      I mean, there is no minimum. I just think it's ev- You have to be retired from the league to play in it.

   8. JRJoe Rogan2:53

      Right.

   9. ASAndrew Santino2:54

      But, like, I mean the average age has gotta be f- 40, maybe.

   10. JRJoe Rogan2:57

       See, it depends on the sport and the athlete.

   11. ASAndrew Santino3:00

       Well, basketball is-

   12. JRJoe Rogan3:01

       Like, Bernard Hopkins was fighting-

   13. ASAndrew Santino3:03

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan3:03

       ... in his 40s at his best.

   15. ASAndrew Santino3:05

       Different though.

   16. JRJoe Rogan3:05

       Yeah.

   17. ASAndrew Santino3:06

       Basketball is just this... It's a, it's such a young man's game. I mean-

   18. JRJoe Rogan3:10

       But so is boxing.

   19. ASAndrew Santino3:11

       I know, but there's something about it that's like hard to watch an a- a dude with gray hair missing free throws.

   20. JRJoe Rogan3:16

       Mm.

   21. ASAndrew Santino3:16

       That's a weird... A guy who used to be phenomenal.

   22. JRJoe Rogan3:19

       I understand what you're saying, but I disagree in the fact-

   23. ASAndrew Santino3:22

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan3:22

       ... that it's even sadder watching an old guy get the fuck beat out of him-

   25. ASAndrew Santino3:26

       (laughs) Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan3:26

       ... that used to be good.

   27. ASAndrew Santino3:27

       Yeah, yeah, that's sad.

   28. JRJoe Rogan3:28

       You know?

   29. ASAndrew Santino3:28

       That's sad.

   30. JRJoe Rogan3:28

       It's-
3. 9:38 – 12:35

   NBA ‘strategy’ and Shaq stories: fouls, size, and Fear Factor memories

   1. ASAndrew Santino9:38

      But we would have you foul as hard as you can to really fuck up their best players.

   2. JRJoe Rogan9:42

      Oh, that's-

   3. ASAndrew Santino9:43

      You know what I mean? That's strategy, and then Jamie and I would have to bang it out.

   4. A(Andrew Santino (in-character/bit)9:45

      Yeah, that's, uh, that's crazy.

   5. JRJoe Rogan9:46

      That's way too dicky. Do they have that? They have that in hockey.

   6. A(Andrew Santino (in-character/bit)9:49

      Oh, they do it in the NBA too.

   7. ASAndrew Santino9:49

      Oh, they do it in the NBA. Same thing.

   8. JRJoe Rogan9:51

      They do it in the NBA?

   9. A(Andrew Santino (in-character/bit)9:51

      Mm-hmm.

   10. ASAndrew Santino9:51

       Yeah.

   11. A(Andrew Santino (in-character/bit)9:52

       And guys get pissed 'cause it ruins their career and costs millions of dollars.

   12. JRJoe Rogan9:54

       Oh my God.

   13. ASAndrew Santino9:56

       I mean, Hack-a-Shaq- Hack-a-Shaq was the original. Like, they used to foul Shaq so... 'Cause they knew w- what were they gonna do to stop him?

   14. JRJoe Rogan10:01

       Right.

   15. ASAndrew Santino10:01

       He's a fucking truck, so he would just get the ball. They would tomahawk him as hard as they could.

   16. JRJoe Rogan10:06

       Oh my God.

   17. ASAndrew Santino10:07

       Yeah, man. It was o- and he used to complain about it and it was funny 'cause, 'cause k- you know, couch sports fans are always like, "Oh, shut the fuck up. You're huge." You have no idea how... He, he is big, but another huge dude that's just throwing their arm as hard as they can all game.

   18. JRJoe Rogan10:21

       Oh, yeah.

   19. ASAndrew Santino10:21

       Dude, he, he... I mean, he gets totally fucked up from that.

   20. JRJoe Rogan10:23

       Wow. I didn't know that.

   21. ASAndrew Santino10:24

       Yeah, Hack-a-Shaq was like the b- he was like the begin-... It happened before that. Old NBA people will be like, "That's bullshit. They did it in the '70s." But Shaq was just the biggest guy that's ever played with so much agility.

   22. JRJoe Rogan10:33

       He's so big. Whenever I shake his hand, I'm like, "What is that?"

   23. ASAndrew Santino10:35

       It's absurd.

   24. JRJoe Rogan10:35

       Is that a hand?

   25. ASAndrew Santino10:36

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan10:36

       It's like a desk.

   27. ASAndrew Santino10:38

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan10:38

       It's like sh-

   29. A(Andrew Santino (in-character/bit)10:38

       (laughs) It's like a desk!

   30. JRJoe Rogan10:41

       It's like a desk. He's like, "Hey man, what's up? How you doing, bro?" Look-
4. 12:35 – 14:08

   UFC heavyweight limits and ‘what if’ giant athletes fought

   1. JRJoe Rogan12:35

      It's kinda weird that like the UFC has a weight limit. Like you c-

   2. ASAndrew Santino12:39

      What's the top out?

   3. JRJoe Rogan12:39

      265.

   4. ASAndrew Santino12:41

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan12:41

      Isn't that weird?

   6. ASAndrew Santino12:42

      Yeah, why is that?

   7. JRJoe Rogan12:43

      I don't know.

   8. ASAndrew Santino12:44

      Does it get-

   9. JRJoe Rogan12:45

      There's a hi- there's a super heavy, super heavy... We've never had a super heavy fight, but super heavyweight is 265 and above.

   10. ASAndrew Santino12:52

       Well, who's the heaviest fighter that's ever fought?

   11. JRJoe Rogan12:54

       265 when they weigh in.

   12. ASAndrew Santino12:55

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan12:56

       After that, probably Brock. Brock was, uh, cutting weight to make 265.

   14. ASAndrew Santino13:01

       Wasn't he around 300 pounds at one point?

   15. JRJoe Rogan13:02

       Yeah, oh, for sure.

   16. ASAndrew Santino13:03

       Yeah, man, that's fucking insane.

   17. JRJoe Rogan13:04

       And it's a different kind of 300 pounds too.

   18. ASAndrew Santino13:07

       Shaq is 330.

   19. JRJoe Rogan13:08

       Shaq is 330.

   20. ASAndrew Santino13:08

       He's 7'1".

   21. JRJoe Rogan13:11

       He's 7'1". (laughs)

   22. ASAndrew Santino13:12

       (laughs) His shoes are 22.

   23. JRJoe Rogan13:13

       Uh.

   24. ASAndrew Santino13:14

       22. They're almost two-

   25. JRJoe Rogan13:15

       Jesus.

   26. ASAndrew Santino13:15

       His foot is two feet. That's his foot.

   27. JRJoe Rogan13:17

       Jesus.

   28. ASAndrew Santino13:17

       That's how fucking bi-

   29. JRJoe Rogan13:18

       That's his foot?

   30. ASAndrew Santino13:18

       Yeah. His foot is two feet.
5. 14:08 – 17:22

   Nick Nolte, Hollywood run-ins, and Joe’s ‘Quake days’ computer obsession

   1. JRJoe Rogan14:08

      Nick Nolte, what, how good is that guy?

   2. ASAndrew Santino14:10

      Oh, it's awesome. Oh, he's so good in this fucking movie.

   3. JRJoe Rogan14:13

      You know what he's amazing in?

   4. ASAndrew Santino14:14

      Hm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan14:15

      It wasn't even a good movie, but that movie Warrior. You ever see that movie Warrior?

   6. ASAndrew Santino14:18

      Oh yeah, dude. Yeah. He's, I've, I love Nick Nolte.

   7. JRJoe Rogan14:21

      He's so good in that movie.

   8. ASAndrew Santino14:22

      He's so fucking good.

   9. JRJoe Rogan14:23

      So good.

   10. ASAndrew Santino14:23

       The movie wasn't that good.

   11. JRJoe Rogan14:26

       It was flawed.

   12. ASAndrew Santino14:27

       Yeah, but he's good.

   13. JRJoe Rogan14:28

       You know who Brian Calum is in that movie?

   14. ASAndrew Santino14:29

       Mm-mm.

   15. JRJoe Rogan14:30

       He played me.

   16. ASAndrew Santino14:31

       Hmm.

   17. JRJoe Rogan14:32

       Literally did my role in the UFC in that movie.

   18. ASAndrew Santino14:36

       Oh yeah, he was the annou- he's the announcer.

   19. JRJoe Rogan14:37

       And like modeled me. He was telling me, he goes, "I'm just gonna do you. I'm gonna pretend I'm you."

   20. ASAndrew Santino14:41

       Except for like the skill and the talent and all that stuff.

   21. JRJoe Rogan14:43

       Oh, don't say that.

   22. ASAndrew Santino14:43

       Burn.

   23. JRJoe Rogan14:44

       He's gonna listen, he's gonna listen.

   24. ASAndrew Santino14:44

       I'm coming after you, Calum.

   25. JRJoe Rogan14:46

       Bro, don't do it, man.

   26. ASAndrew Santino14:46

       You son of a bitch.

   27. JRJoe Rogan14:47

       But, uh-

   28. ASAndrew Santino14:48

       You fight me, Brian.

   29. JRJoe Rogan14:48

       Yeah, there he is right there. But Nick Nolte's in that fucking movie. Nick Nolte plays the dad of one of the guys that's fighting and there he is like-

   30. ASAndrew Santino14:56

       Dude, look at dad.
6. 17:22 – 21:06

   Fortnite, esports money, and how gaming became a career

   1. JRJoe Rogan17:22

      You know what scares the shit out of me though?

   2. ASAndrew Santino17:24

      Huh?

   3. JRJoe Rogan17:24

      It's those multi role player... What is it? Multi... Those giant role playing games.

   4. ASAndrew Santino17:28

      Like World of Warcraft?

   5. JRJoe Rogan17:28

      What do they call them? Yeah, what are the... What's the name of them?

   6. JVJamie Vernon17:30

      Massively multi online-

   7. JRJoe Rogan17:32

      Yeah.

   8. JVJamie Vernon17:32

      Massive multi online role playing games.

   9. JRJoe Rogan17:33

      Yeah. MMORPG.

   10. ASAndrew Santino17:34

       What, is that what Fortnite is?

   11. JRJoe Rogan17:36

       No.

   12. ASAndrew Santino17:36

       I sound like a fucking dad. Don't, don't laugh at me.

   13. JRJoe Rogan17:38

       Fortnite is a shooter. It's a third person? You third person?

   14. JVJamie Vernon17:40

       Yeah, that's third person, yeah.

   15. ASAndrew Santino17:41

       But isn't there... But aren't you with a massive community of people?

   16. JVJamie Vernon17:44

       There's 100, 100 people, yeah.

   17. ASAndrew Santino17:45

       Yeah, that's fucking-

   18. JRJoe Rogan17:45

       Oh, there's 100 people in the game with you?

   19. JVJamie Vernon17:47

       Yeah.

   20. ASAndrew Santino17:47

       That's a lot, dude.

   21. JRJoe Rogan17:48

       Yeah. Well, that's a death match, a Quake death match. A lot of times, you... Not really 100, but it can be 100.

   22. ASAndrew Santino17:54

       100 seems like it's absurd. How many people are on your squad, are on your team?

   23. JVJamie Vernon17:57

       Up to four.

   24. ASAndrew Santino17:59

       Oh, shit.

   25. JVJamie Vernon17:59

       Unless you're playing a 50 on 50 match, which is like a special, uh-

   26. ASAndrew Santino18:02

       Is it random assignments of teams or you go in picking your teams?

   27. JVJamie Vernon18:04

       You pick, you go with your own team. Or you can, you actually can go in random too. It's, you can do everything you want.

   28. ASAndrew Santino18:09

       God, I can't wait to hear the comments on this video about, "How does he not know about Fortnite, dude?"

   29. JRJoe Rogan18:13

       People get so mad. They get so mad when-

   30. ASAndrew Santino18:15

       They're just like, "What a fucking idiot."
7. 21:06 – 23:24

   Parenting, shame, and the Tonya Harding/Kerrigan saga as a case study

   1. JRJoe Rogan21:06

      Parents do that when they're fucking assholes.

   2. ASAndrew Santino21:07

      Oh, yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan21:07

      They take advan... They, they, they take credit for it.

   4. ASAndrew Santino21:09

      I did that.

   5. JRJoe Rogan21:09

      Hey, I toughened you up and that's why you're like this.

   6. ASAndrew Santino21:11

      Yup. Like, uh, you see I, Tonya?

   7. JRJoe Rogan21:14

      No, I didn't and I can't.

   8. ASAndrew Santino21:16

      Dude, that... But that's what that is.

   9. JRJoe Rogan21:17

      Is it?

   10. ASAndrew Santino21:17

       Her mom was f... You saw that shit?

   11. JRJoe Rogan21:19

       Of course.

   12. ASAndrew Santino21:19

       Her mom was fucking atrocious to her.

   13. JRJoe Rogan21:21

       Of course.

   14. ASAndrew Santino21:22

       And then when every time she got something she's like, "You know why that is? 'Cause I made you that way."

   15. JRJoe Rogan21:26

       Oh, my god.

   16. ASAndrew Santino21:26

       So, she, she mind-fucked her, her whole life into being like-

   17. JRJoe Rogan21:29

       (sighs)

   18. ASAndrew Santino21:29

       Even at her... Even when he, she... Even after the, after the incident, you know, even after the Kerrigan thing, she was like, "I, I was always the one that made you the killer."

   19. JRJoe Rogan21:41

       Oh.

   20. ASAndrew Santino21:41

       "That's why we do this."

   21. JRJoe Rogan21:42

       Great.

   22. ASAndrew Santino21:43

       Oh, she fucked her so... But I mean, she fucked with her head so deep.

   23. JRJoe Rogan21:46

       You remember when she was boxing?

   24. ASAndrew Santino21:47

       Oh, yeah, man.

   25. JRJoe Rogan21:48

       Tonya Harding was boxing.

   26. ASAndrew Santino21:49

       They talk about it on the movie.

   27. JRJoe Rogan21:50

       She boxed Doug Stanhope. She boxed Doug Stanhope.

   28. ASAndrew Santino21:51

       She... Yeah. (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan21:52

       Yeah, yeah. I was, I was his coach.

   30. ASAndrew Santino21:54

       Yeah. She was actually all right. She looked all right.
8. 23:24 – 41:41

   Comedy Store crash, drugs, and the Caitlyn Jenner discussion via Kyle Dunnigan

   1. JRJoe Rogan23:24

      Speaking of meth, did you see the video of that guy who drove into the parking lot of The Comedy Store and smashed into a car and almost hit one of the guys that was there?

   2. ASAndrew Santino23:31

      What? When was this?

   3. JRJoe Rogan23:32

      Real recently.

   4. ASAndrew Santino23:33

      Oh, shit.

   5. JRJoe Rogan23:34

      Some fucking dude tweaked out of his mind came driving through the back of the parking lot in The Comedy Store during the day, slammed into a car, slammed into one of the employee's cars-

   6. ASAndrew Santino23:44

      Police cars.

   7. JRJoe Rogan23:44

      ... that was parked back there. They got security camera footage of it. Guys are jumping out of the way. This guy's just, like, completely out of his mind.

   8. ASAndrew Santino23:49

      Holy shit.

   9. JRJoe Rogan23:50

      Turns out the guy, um, years ago killed a kid, driving. Yeah, slammed his car into some fucking kid and, and killed him. Like, a young girl.

   10. ASAndrew Santino24:00

       Fuck.

   11. JRJoe Rogan24:01

       And then many years later is still driving fucked up.

   12. ASAndrew Santino24:04

       Holy shit.

   13. JRJoe Rogan24:05

       Yeah. Tried to back out, tried to get out of there.

   14. ASAndrew Santino24:07

       Got stuck?

   15. JRJoe Rogan24:08

       They grabbed him. Yeah. What is this? This the guy?

   16. ASAndrew Santino24:11

       This is the guy.

   17. JRJoe Rogan24:12

       "Arrested after vehicle collision at The Comedy Store." Yeah, that guy killed a kid driving and he's still doing it. And he-

   18. ASAndrew Santino24:18

       So, he peeled o-... He was peeling off of Sunset and smashed into The Comedy Store.

   19. JRJoe Rogan24:21

       He was out of his mind, man.

   20. ASAndrew Santino24:23

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan24:23

       Just out of his mind. Came in sideways, went around the corner and, like, went through the, the driveway, went around the corner into the lot and came in, like... Literally turned sideways and slammed into a car.

   22. ASAndrew Santino24:35

       What the fuck?

   23. JRJoe Rogan24:35

       (clears throat) Drugs, dude. The wrong kinda drugs.

   24. ASAndrew Santino24:39

       Mm-hmm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan24:40

       Who knows what kinda pills this fucking asshole is on?... but that same guy had killed a kid. He was still driving like that.

   26. ASAndrew Santino24:47

       Pumping.

   27. JRJoe Rogan24:47

       Imagine, imagine you kill a kid driving fucked up, you get out of jail, and then you're still doing it.

   28. ASAndrew Santino24:53

       Yeah. What the fuck?

   29. JRJoe Rogan24:55

       And he's not even that old. You look at him.

   30. ASAndrew Santino24:56

       Yeah, he looked like a kid to me. He looked young.
9. 41:41 – 44:03

   Language, identity, and ‘transracial’ as the line society won’t cross

   1. JRJoe Rogan41:41

      But it's like trannies. He's really into trannies.

   2. ASAndrew Santino41:43

      For real?

   3. JRJoe Rogan41:44

      Yeah, yeah.

   4. ASAndrew Santino41:44

      Good for him. Whatever. Whatever the fuck he likes.

   5. JRJoe Rogan41:46

      But he, he says it. Like you're not supposed to say it anymore. Like I just, I g- I just got in trouble.

   6. ASAndrew Santino41:50

      Oh, dude. I got fucking lit up for that online. I, I, I didn't... I, I was with gay friends at a ... What I put online, having the most fun at a Mexican tranny bar. People lit me the fuck up. That, it's not, that's not a word we... I was like, "Okay." I was with gay dudes that they joked about it with me. I thought it was a... Okay. The- it's... You can say transvestite. You can't say tranny.

   7. JRJoe Rogan42:15

      Justin Martindale can say whatever he wants.

   8. ASAndrew Santino42:17

      He does.

   9. JRJoe Rogan42:18

      He can.

   10. ASAndrew Santino42:18

       Yeah. Yeah, he does.

   11. JRJoe Rogan42:19

       'Cause he's gay.

   12. ASAndrew Santino42:20

       He says whatever the fuck he wants. Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan42:21

       'Cause he's a flamboyant gay guy.

   14. ASAndrew Santino42:23

       Yeah. He can get away with it.

   15. JRJoe Rogan42:25

       (coughs)

   16. ASAndrew Santino42:25

       He does. He gets away with fuck- he says fucking everything.

   17. JRJoe Rogan42:28

       Yeah, but like a flamboyant gay guy could say that and no one would say shit. But a straight white guy from Chicago?

   18. ASAndrew Santino42:32

       Done.

   19. JRJoe Rogan42:33

       You asshole.

   20. ASAndrew Santino42:33

       You piece of shit.

   21. JRJoe Rogan42:34

       You fucking asshole.

   22. ASAndrew Santino42:35

       Justin Martindale, he yells the N-word all the time, constantly.

   23. JRJoe Rogan42:38

       I didn't know that.

   24. ASAndrew Santino42:39

       No, he doesn't, but I just wanted to put that out there. (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan42:41

       I'd probably tell him to stop.

   26. ASAndrew Santino42:42

       Yeah. (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan42:43

       I don't think you get that kind of freedom just by being gay. But if you were a gay Black guy.

   28. ASAndrew Santino42:47

       Yeah. Then you can.

   29. JRJoe Rogan42:48

       (laughs)

   30. ASAndrew Santino42:49

       Then you're, I think you're good.
10. 44:03 – 50:34

    Gingers, attraction quirks, and Netflix ‘fat-phobic’ controversy to diet science

    1. ASAndrew Santino44:03

       I feel like redheads are like the ... I think I've got a little bit of a pass.

    2. JRJoe Rogan44:07

       You should have a pass.

    3. ASAndrew Santino44:08

       We have a pass.

    4. JRJoe Rogan44:09

       You guys are maligned.

    5. ASAndrew Santino44:10

       Yeah, we have a pass.

    6. JRJoe Rogan44:11

       Gingers? There's Kick It Ginger Day on South Park.

    7. ASAndrew Santino44:13

       We're dead. We're d- we're go- we're, we're gonna be gone in like 50 years.

    8. JRJoe Rogan44:16

       Did you ever see a dye in your hair?

    9. ASAndrew Santino44:18

       No.

    10. JRJoe Rogan44:18

        I knew a dude who had red hair, he used to dye his eyebrows.

    11. ASAndrew Santino44:21

        What a fucking weirdo, man. That's a weird fucking thing to do.

    12. JRJoe Rogan44:23

        Dy- dyed his hair, dyed his eyebrows, just looked different.

    13. ASAndrew Santino44:25

        'Cause he was that sad about having red hair?

    14. JRJoe Rogan44:27

        Mm-hmm.

    15. ASAndrew Santino44:28

        When I was a kid-

    16. JRJoe Rogan44:29

        Yeah.

    17. ASAndrew Santino44:29

        ... when I was a kid it bothered me like crazy, and then I got older and I didn't give a fuck. And then when you get older, s- there's some women that like it, that like, that are, that, that, that think that's m- more attractive 'cause it's red.

    18. JRJoe Rogan44:37

        Do you feel bad for them?

    19. ASAndrew Santino44:39

        Yeah, I think they're dumb. (laughs)

    20. JRJoe Rogan44:41

        (laughs)

    21. ASAndrew Santino44:41

        They're fucking idiots. I know something went wrong.

    22. JRJoe Rogan44:44

        (coughs) It's funny like what people like. Like some people like thick ankles.

    23. ASAndrew Santino44:49

        Oh, yeah. No-

    24. JRJoe Rogan44:50

        Like a girl with thick ankles.

    25. ASAndrew Santino44:51

        What's your weirdest specific thing that you th- that when ... Like the f- when you first started getting into chicks and you fi- figured out what your style was, what was the one thing you're like, "That's weird and most people don't like that about girls"?

    26. JRJoe Rogan44:59

        I don't have one of those.

    27. ASAndrew Santino45:00

        You don't have any of that shit?

    28. JRJoe Rogan45:01

        No. Not on-

    29. ASAndrew Santino45:02

        Like some guys love cellulite, you know some girls like, like, like-

    30. JRJoe Rogan45:05

        Oh, Jesus.
11. 50:34 – 57:11

    Fighting damage and concussions: from sore jaws to Overeem’s brutal KO

    1. JRJoe Rogan50:34

       It's weird how vulnerable your jaw is. Like, feel that. Go, go side to side with your jaw.

    2. ASAndrew Santino50:38

       Yeah. It breaks so easy.

    3. JRJoe Rogan50:41

       So vulnerable.

    4. ASAndrew Santino50:42

       I can't believe more people don't crack their fucking jaw.

    5. JRJoe Rogan50:44

       When I was fighting, I was always ... My jaw was always sore. Like, you always get dinged, like you'd always get (crackling sound) in sparring. So like you'd be chewing and eating like this, like, "Oh."

    6. ASAndrew Santino50:55

       It's painful?

    7. JRJoe Rogan50:56

       Yeah, my jaw was always sore.

    8. ASAndrew Santino50:58

       You feel it in your teeth? Do your teeth feel it?

    9. JRJoe Rogan50:59

       No, you feel it in your ... Like, where the joint is.

    10. ASAndrew Santino51:01

        Yeah.

    11. JRJoe Rogan51:02

        You gotta, you gotta realize your jaw is, in many ways, like your knee.

    12. ASAndrew Santino51:05

        Yeah.

    13. JRJoe Rogan51:05

        Right? Like, you know, your knee gets sore?

    14. ASAndrew Santino51:07

        It's on, like, a hinge.

    15. JRJoe Rogan51:07

        So your knee gets sore and it, like, "Ah," it hurts when you do that. When you get punched a bunch, your jaw gets sore. Like when you're chewing, it hurts.

    16. ASAndrew Santino51:15

        Yeah. What's ... Is that the worst? Or is, like, rib, rib ... A constant rib punching worse?

    17. JRJoe Rogan51:20

        No, the worst is your head.

    18. ASAndrew Santino51:21

        Always?

    19. JRJoe Rogan51:21

        By far. Yeah, by far, because it's scary.

    20. ASAndrew Santino51:24

        Yeah.

    21. JRJoe Rogan51:24

        Like, the ribs aren't scary. It's like, "Ah." I've had broken ribs. Like (clears throat) , one of my ribs, like on this side, like, sticks out more 'cause it's been cracked and it's all fucked up. I probably broke at least three ribs, maybe more. I think I broke f- ... I probably broke at least three. I don't know. I've, I've, I've definitely had some tears in the cartilage in between the ribs too.

    22. ASAndrew Santino51:45

        Mm-hmm.

    23. JRJoe Rogan51:46

        I promise they don't really do much about it. When you get a broken rib, they don't put you in a cast.

    24. ASAndrew Santino51:50

        Yeah, you can't do shit.

    25. JRJoe Rogan51:51

        They don't really do much about it. You're just in fucking agony for a while, until it heals up.

    26. ASAndrew Santino51:54

        I never broke ribs. I don't know that, I don't know if that's painful or not.

    27. JRJoe Rogan51:57

        Ribs suck, but you're still okay. When your head hurts, you're scared.

    28. ASAndrew Santino52:01

        Oh, yeah. I've had three concussions. I fucking ...

    29. JRJoe Rogan52:03

        How'd you get concussions?

    30. ASAndrew Santino52:04

        It's all sports. One football, two basketball.
12. 57:11 – 1:12:58

    Comedy culture policing: Just for Laughs code of conduct and ‘vexatious’ jokes

    1. ASAndrew Santino57:11

       But this is what's fucked about school, these school rule things, like athletes, we always had this guilty by association shit. If you're there, you get suspended, even if you had nothing to do with it.

    2. JRJoe Rogan57:22

       What?

    3. ASAndrew Santino57:22

       Athlete code of conduct.

    4. JRJoe Rogan57:24

       Wait a minute.

    5. ASAndrew Santino57:25

       So, so, so if I'm at a party and it gets busted up by the cops, and I don't have alcohol or drugs on me or nothing, but I'm at that party and it gets back to the school and the coach hears, I get suspended from whatever.

    6. JRJoe Rogan57:35

       Oh, speaking of which, Burr sent me this.

    7. ASAndrew Santino57:37

       What?

    8. JRJoe Rogan57:37

       There's a code of conduct at Netflix. (clears throat) Yeah.

    9. ASAndrew Santino57:41

       In like an internal thing?

    10. JRJoe Rogan57:42

        No, I'm sorry, at, uh, Just for Laughs rather.

    11. ASAndrew Santino57:45

        Oh, shit. Yeah.

    12. JRJoe Rogan57:46

        Just for La- I'm gonna send you this, Young Jamie. Uh, Netflix has a, or... Why do I keep saying Netflix? Just for Laughs.

    13. ASAndrew Santino57:53

        Just for Laughs Montreal.

    14. JRJoe Rogan57:54

        Yeah. Has a code of conduct.

    15. ASAndrew Santino57:56

        Did they post it everywhere, I'm sure?

    16. JRJoe Rogan57:58

        Oh, yeah.

    17. ASAndrew Santino57:59

        Yeah, of course.

    18. JRJoe Rogan58:00

        I'm sure. Yeah. Hold on a second.

    19. JVJamie Vernon58:01

        For artists or for people?

    20. ASAndrew Santino58:03

        It's gotta be for artists.

    21. JVJamie Vernon58:04

        Yeah.

    22. JRJoe Rogan58:04

        For the comics.

    23. ASAndrew Santino58:05

        Yeah.

    24. JVJamie Vernon58:06

        Okay.

    25. JRJoe Rogan58:06

        Here.

    26. ASAndrew Santino58:07

        That's so funny.

    27. JRJoe Rogan58:08

        I sent it. I just sent it to you, Jamie. Yeah.

    28. ASAndrew Santino58:10

        A code of conduct, how to behave.

    29. JRJoe Rogan58:11

        For comics!

    30. ASAndrew Santino58:12

        For adults, grown people.

Episode duration: 2:49:21