The Joe Rogan ExperienceJoe Rogan Experience #1161 - Jerrod Carmichael & Jamar Neighbors
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150 min read · 30,000 words- 0:03 – 2:11
Catching up with Jerrod & Jamar: Comedy Store energy and late-night sets
- JRJoe Rogan
Five, four, three, two, one. Live? And we're live. Mr. Carmichael.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Hello, my friend.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mr. Neighbors.
- JNJamar Neighbors
Hello, Joe Rogan.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Uh, my friend, Jamar.
- JRJoe Rogan
I know. Uh, Jamar, welcome.
- JNJamar Neighbors
Thank you, man. Thank you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Didn't know you were coming, but glad to see you.
- JNJamar Neighbors
Man, me neither, man. He made, he made me come. (laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Well-
- JNJamar Neighbors
He came by the house. He just came by.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
I was like, "I'm gonna, I'm going to Joe Rogan." And he was like, "Oh, I'm gonna come."
- JNJamar Neighbors
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I was like-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs)
- JNJamar Neighbors
"That's perfect."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Perfect, perfect. What the fuck is going on, man? What are you up to?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Not much. I just got in from New York, like, two hours ago, and now I'm here. I feel real... I don't know. I feel like a... You know, you ever see, like, a homeless man smoking a cigarette?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
And he just feels, like, real zen and this is his... That's how, that's how I feel emotionally right now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, really, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like a homeless dude smoking a cigarette?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What a weird analogy.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
I feel it's great.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
It's really great.
- JRJoe Rogan
Trying to figure that out, that feeling.
- 2:11 – 7:08
Following chaos on stage: Brody Stevens and Brian Holtzman stories
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, the room really changes when it gets empty late at night. Like that's a strange room when like Brody's doing those midnight spots.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Those have been some fun spots to watch just when Brody's just... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- JNJamar Neighbors
(laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
So I was like, I used to, Tommy used to make me, uh, follow Brody, uh, like all the time. It's a, that's such a fun, interesting thing to do, to like, because what el- what else is left-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... at that point? You know what I mean? Like...
- JRJoe Rogan
But the audience's head space.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, it's in, they're in such a different place that it's just fun to piece it back together and-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... figure it out.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, Jamar, you get a lot of those freaky spots.
- JNJamar Neighbors
Yeah, man. Y- you ever had to follow Brian Holtzman?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Many times. (laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs) I'm like...
- JNJamar Neighbors
No!
- JCJerrod Carmichael
What happens with him?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, he's just so crazy. He'll say so much crazy shit that the audience is just like stunned.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs)
- JNJamar Neighbors
Yeah. It's like Brody times 20.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Really?
- JNJamar Neighbors
Yeah. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
You never see Holtzman?
- JNJamar Neighbors
Funny as fuck.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, I don't, I don't think I have yet.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God. Dude, Holtzman said some of the darkest shit I've ever seen anybody say on stage.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
He went on stage aft- do you remember Susan Smith, that lady that drowned her kids? She was a lady that, she drowned her kids.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
I forget like what the context of it was. Holtzman went on stage like two days later, he's like, "I heard those were bad kids. I heard they sat that close to the TV, they never put away their blocks, they fucking spilt their milk. Those kids will not be missed."
- 7:08 – 10:26
Richard Pryor as the blueprint: bombing, honesty, and workshopping on tape
- JRJoe Rogan
There's some classic famous stories about Pryor bombing as he was filming Live on the Sunset Strip.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like some of the sets-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Oh, Mythzologic, uh, had the, the footage.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, really?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah. The- Yeah. The Showtime doc had like the footage of the... that show.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, the show where he was prepping? Like, where he was getting ready for the-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah. Well, no, no. Like the show where just Dayton Go- like, you know with Stevie Wonder's there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, so they filmed a few of them?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah. Well, they filmed the... you know, that Strip show where he had to come back the next night and, and like kinda redo it. He just had like... He was just... He, he, you know, operated from such a place of just like... It was so hon-... It had to be honest to him, I think, and it, uh, he had... just hadn't gone up in a while and was on stage and was just like in the room and just sat in it. (laughs) He just st-... He just sat... The footage is crazy. Send me that. Wow. Yeah, yeah. It's really great.
- JRJoe Rogan
Who's got the footage?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Well, it's in the doc.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
You can see it in the documentary. We can see it. Like, a little bit, but I think it's extended foota-... I haven't seen the extended footage, i- if that exists, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
There's some great old cassettes that I bought from, uh, like a gas station.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
They were, uh, Redd Foxx's Comedy Club. Redd Foxx had a comedy club and Pryor would go up and just fuck around, man. Just fuck around. And there was many of them.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, there was like seven or eight recordings.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Maverick's Flat, I think it was, right? I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
That was the name of the company?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
I think so.
- JRJoe Rogan
In Soho?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Off o- off of like Crenshaw or something over there, like, in like the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, where the club was?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, it was. Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know. I got 'em when I was living in Boston. I was living in Boston and I found them like at a gas station. They were for sale.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. And it was crazy because it was like-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs)
- 10:26 – 13:00
Joe’s ‘follow Richard Pryor’ nightmare and Jerrod’s origin story in LA
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you ever see him live?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
No. Pryor?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Wait, how old do you think I am?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, he was alive, uh, doing standup 10 years ago. Yeah. Maybe a little bit more. Maybe 15 years ago.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah. Well, he di-
- JRJoe Rogan
When did he die? Uh, maybe it was more than 15 years ago, now that I'm thinking about it.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Did you ever see him live?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I had a, um... I had to follow him for like five weeks in a row, man.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Really? Where? Damn. That's like a, a run in- In five-
- JRJoe Rogan
To 2005 he died?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay, so it was more than I thought.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Like a run-
- JRJoe Rogan
15 years ago.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Um-
- JRJoe Rogan
He did a, a run before he died. It was probably right before then. Um, actually, I wanna say it was like the late '90s, early 2000s. Somewhere around then. He was real sick and they would have to carry him to the stage and it would take like five minutes for him to get to the stage. So they'd introduce him and the comic would get out of the way and then, um, uh, Chewy and Marilyn Martinez's husband would help him walk to the stage. They would hold onto him, take him to the stage. It would take forever. It was a slow process. And they'd get him and they'd sit him down and they'd crank up the mic like this, "Ch- ch- ch- ch-..." Because his voice was so soft then.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Feeble and... Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, and, and he would do standup.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
He'd do like 15, 20 minutes and then I would go on after him ev-... almost every time. It would be me. And, uh-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Just-
- JRJoe Rogan
... just eat shit.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I would just eat shit. (laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Because first of all... First of all, nobody knew who I was and second of all, they just saw Richard Pryor and they're sad because he's fading away right in front-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... of everybody.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, it's an interesting feeling. Like, you... Never before has, like, a British-type intermission been needed-... more. (laughs)
- 13:00 – 21:02
Stand-up in context: uniqueness, comparison culture, and what The Store forces you to become
- JCJerrod Carmichael
I can watch it, you know, uh, I, I can consume m- like a, a high volume of it in, in a lot of cases. Like, you know, I, I'm... I've always been interested in, like, whatever people are talking about. You know? Like, and it was just an interesting sampler of like, all right.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's fascinating about The Store there's the 15 minute blocks that you're seeing these completely different view points.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
15 minute chunks, you know? It's just like, if you sit there for long enough, you sit there for like a couple of hours and you watch that many different people, you watch eight different people go up, it's like... It's very weird.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, it's... It... The strength of it, I think, uh, i- for like what standup is, especially like right now, what it helps is, it allows you to think of yourself in context. Um, and, and that's ki-... That's, that's more important now than ever, uh, especially with standup. If you're on and you're competing against the 3,000 (laughs) other specials that came out this week-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... it, it's in context of, you know, kind of mass consumption. So, if you're going up, uh, you know, in the middle of a marathon show, you're going up in the OR in the middle of a show and they saw eight comics before you, they'll see nine after you or whatever-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... you have to, like, kind of sketch a place in their minds (laughs) in context of everything else that they saw that night.
Yeah.
It's really important.
So, so are you going, like... Are you going, like, "Okay, so what haven't they seen?" Well, no, you can't do that because then you-
No, not, not that.
... can only be yourself.
It, it, it, it forces you... It's not saying, like, you know... It's not saying, "Change who you are."
Yeah.
I think it makes a more dynamic version of who you are. Like, because you have to memorable in the... in context of all of these people.
Right.
And these different styles. Also, you know, I think what you do... 'Cause you're... Whatever you make and you release into the world, you are also releasing it in the context of other art that people are consuming, right? So, like, even if you release your standup album, you know... A lot of times people who buy standup albums, buy standup albums, you know? And like-
Right.
... so they listen to you in context of the other standup albums that y- you have. Like, and it's, it's a strong comparison culture standup has, right? Like hip hop, where it's always in relation... It's not, "This is my favorite rapper." It's, "This rapper's better than that rapper."
Right, right.
And like... (laughs) You know, it c- it... And comedians and consumers of it, you know, it, it's a lot of association.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
So, it's like, you know, it should force you to be you. Specifically you.
Yeah.
That's needed more than ever before.
Right.
You know, like, like you need to be yourself completely or if you're a character, that character needs to be hammered the fuck down.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. And who you are changes depending upon your environment. That's one of the things about The Store. Like, since I've come back to The Store, I... It's tightened me up. It's made me better-
- 21:02 – 28:17
Late-night TV vs. authenticity: why the old pipeline feels broken now
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Like, like, why are you doing a... Your Tonight Show set in your... Colbert's not even... They block sh... It's so fucking disrespectful. They block shoot these things.
- JRJoe Rogan
What do you mean?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
These like, like... It's... They'll do like 10 comedians at a time and he's not even there, and they like throw to it as if, you know, like he's the... It's the rudest thing I've ever heard and the fact that comedians still go on the show and would still do it is insane to me.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow, I didn't know that.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
That's i- that's insane to me.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, how many did he do in a row?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
I, uh, I heard like 10. I could get the number wrong, but he's not there. It's not... You know, you're just doing like this show in front of this audience in the studio and-
- JRJoe Rogan
And he pretends to throw to you and you're there-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, and he throws to you like you're there and it's like this thing that's like, but it... There's nothing-
- JRJoe Rogan
He doesn't care?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
No. Well, it's... Again, man, like... But it's on, it's on us as much as it's like... You know. Of course they're gonna do that. They're gonna do that to any, you know, any genre of entertainment that would allow such a thing to happen. They will do it to you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
You know, they're not gonna do... If Rihanna's doing a... (sighs) These, these things are so contrived. Like, it's the same set, you come out in front of the same curtain, people put on the same outfit that they didn't wear yesterday and would never wear again tomorrow, and they come out and they pretend to be a comedian from 1993.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
(laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
And it's like, what? Who the fuck are y- Who the fuck are you?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
(laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
What are you fucking doing?
- JRJoe Rogan
Damn.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
For a set to get passed around to a couple of agents that wanna come see you-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... that y-... Who cares?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I was talking to Theo Von about this. We were talking... He, he... We were talking about like whether it's worth it being on one of those shows now.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
No, no. It's never-
- JRJoe Rogan
And I was like, "Nobody notices."
- JCJerrod Carmichael
It's never worth it, it's never worth it capturing yourself not as yourself.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
It's a waste of your time.
- JRJoe Rogan
It used to be worth something. This is why it's confusing, because there was no venues before. So, when Johnny Carson would have you on The Tonight Show-
- 28:17 – 33:54
Commercials and culture: what advertising reveals about America
- JRJoe Rogan
But when I watch those shows today, I'm like, "Why are they still a thing?" When I see a late night show, and no- no disrespect to anybody who hosts a late night show, but to me, it's like- it's like they took a boat and tried to turn it into a plane.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs)
- JNJamar Neighbors
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then they're like, "Hey, we're not gonna... It's 2018, but let's pretend it's not."
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, "We'll be right back with a commercial. Hey, we're gonna have commercials."
- JCJerrod Carmichael
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
They're gonna sh- shove commercials into things. But today, everybody watches HBO and Netflix, like, what am I-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... doing here sitting through a fucking commercial?
- JNJamar Neighbors
Mm.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
I- (laughs) I get, I- I'm... It may be weird. I- like, 'cause I actually, I enjoy advertising.
- JRJoe Rogan
You do?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, yeah. Uh, uh, like a lot. I'll stare at, like, uh, billboards, I'll watch commercials, I'll watch, like, all... 'Cause I- I do think it- it speaks to what, uh, like, America thinks we are (laughs) -
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... as a culture.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
You know what I mean? Like, it speaks to what they think is going-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, what they think is gonna work.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... appealing and what they think is gonna work, and so in a sense it's like, uh, like, uh, in a way, uh, in the same sense, like, you can gauge a lot from a person by the types of questions they ask you-
- JRJoe Rogan
Hm.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... you know? Like, you can gauge a lot from, like, even a climate by the type of commercials, what they feel is ev- 'cause they're trying to appeal to everybody.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
So, this is what they're saying, "This is what we think everybody is thinking right now."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JNJamar Neighbors
Mm.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
You know? Or how everyone feels or what they want, and, uh, like, but I- I love... Uh, uh, like, I'll watch it. And even, like, The Tonight Show and those, um, these things, I mean, look, you know, anything in function, uh, at its best is fun. It- it's just, you know, the... Where it hits a wall and it's what we're saying about comedy and what we're saying about a lot of things is, like, when a thing tries to be something that it's not.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
You know? When it feels like there- there ju- These late night shows, when they're just doing fun things that they think are fun and interesting, I love, you know-... Kimmel always, every year, does, like, the parents that tell the kids that know Halloween, that they ate all the Halloween candy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- 33:54 – 47:50
Depression, exercise, and meditation: defining the line between sadness and illness
- JRJoe Rogan
But some people are, you know, a lot of people are. Like, what percentage do you think? I mean, it's probably more than 20% of Americans are depressed.
- JNJamar Neighbors
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's just take a guess.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Or maybe some version.
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's see what a, what a recent poll shows. It's not gonna give us a real good idea, but I'll say 20%, 20% of Americans suffer from depression. What do you think?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
A form of depres- uh, are we saying specifically depression or are we saying, like, mental ...
- JRJoe Rogan
Not illness.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah. Because-
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, depression.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
It is-
- JRJoe Rogan
How do you define-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Because ... I'm just saying it, it's ... The reason it's hard to quantify is because it's like, it also is a thing that comes in phases or post-event.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Like, specific, like, depression. You know what I mean? That's why I'm just wondering how we're ...
- JNJamar Neighbors
And I, I can't believe it's not as easy as, "Man, get over that shit." (imitates engine revving)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Like, I can't believe it's not. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
But it's not. (laughs)
- JNJamar Neighbors
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah. I mean, it, it's-
- JNJamar Neighbors
That's how I get over shit.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Oh, shit. (laughs)
- JNJamar Neighbors
Like, "Fuck it." Right?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- JCJerrod Carmichael
No, but, you know, some people-
- JNJamar Neighbors
Some people have real issues.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, exactly. Like, it's hard to, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. It's like, "Wow, you got cancer? Get over it."
- 47:50 – 53:32
Recreational outrage and cultural appropriation: when ‘trending’ replaces real stakes
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Uh, it, it's like a culture that's where y- we are rewarded for publicly, you know ...
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
For having a public complaint.
What you mean?
Um, well, rewarded in the sense of like, you know, you get, uh, you can get attention for it. You can get attention for like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
And, and, but I'm just saying by publicly airing, uh, you know, agreements about a project, and I'm speaking especially specifically about how we respond to content is just that like, uh, by publicly saying this, you can speak to your respective group and you-
Oh.
... have an immediate reward for it.
Oh.
(Rap music playing) So, it's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... you know, it, it's like, I don't even know if we're more sensitive. We're just more outspoken about, you know, things- (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Well-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... because we have an outlet now.
- JRJoe Rogan
... people are definitely more outraged. They're looking to get outraged. That's, that's a really common thing now that just didn't exist a few decades ago.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
But I don't even think it's... I, I, I don't even think it's outrage. You know what I mean? Like, I, I, I really don't think it's outrage as much as it... Because outrage, we've seen what outrage looks like. At the... when, at the peak of, uh, like, the Black Lives Matter movement was, where people... and, of course, Black people were outraged in the streets-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but that's real.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
But that, that's what I'm saying.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
But that's what, that's what outrage-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... is. And I don't want to confuse that with, like, you know-
- JRJoe Rogan
Recreational outrage.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Recreational outrage, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
And it's really important to, to draw that distinction, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
And so, it's like, it, it, it's... again, people are vocal about things. Some issues real. A lot of things w- we start getting upset about, there are, like, certain... we get upset about certain cultural appropriation things of the week because there's a sushi restaurant on a college campus. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, right, right.
- 53:32 – 1:02:21
Forbidden words, shifting taboos, and the NASA intern cautionary tale
- JNJamar Neighbors
Can I ask a question? Where did... uh, when, when did... uh, when did cunt become a bad word?
- JRJoe Rogan
It depends on who's house.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Like, what, what is- (laughs)
- JNJamar Neighbors
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
If you're in England, man, they don't give a fuck.
- JNJamar Neighbors
Is that really-
- JRJoe Rogan
Australia, they love it.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
I don't think I heard the... heard it used until, like... I mean, nobody... I didn't grow up around it. I didn't hear people saying it, so I don't even think I heard it used until, like... I mean, I was probably a teen.
- JNJamar Neighbors
That sounds-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... probably how I hear it.
- JNJamar Neighbors
Like a Hollywood bad word.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah. It seems like a Hollywood bad word, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. No, it's a word that when you used it, you fucking really were angry.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. It just... I don't know where it came from.
- JNJamar Neighbors
It's like the new bitch.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not new. I mean, it was around a long... it's been around since I was in high school. But you called someone a cunt in high school, man, you were ready to fight her brother.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Oh. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, shit would get deep. Y- you couldn't say cunt. You could say bitch. You're a fucking bitch. Fuck you, you're a loser. You know? Like-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you're a cunt. Oh. Like, people would... they would wilt.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
They'd be like, "What the fuck did you just say?"
- JCJerrod Carmichael
That's... Yeah. I, I... yeah, I, I didn't hear it a lot at all.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
It-
- JNJamar Neighbors
... and I could never imagine myself casually calling somebody a cunt.
- JRJoe Rogan
But if you lived in England, you could.
- JNJamar Neighbors
(laughs)
- 1:02:21 – 1:25:34
Did we go to the moon? Press conferences, footage weirdness, and why conspiracies persist
- JRJoe Rogan
You don't think we went to the moon? I saw you talking about that.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah. No, I, I, I don't... I, look, I, I could give... I could be convinced, you know, otherwise.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I was convinced that we didn't for a long time. Now I'm convinced I have no fucking idea.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah, I don't really... Uh, it's... I, I don't think we went to the moon-
- JRJoe Rogan
What makes you that?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... just off of base... It's not rooted in science.
- JRJoe Rogan
How much, how much have you really paid attention to it? 'Cause I went down the rabbit hole-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
I, I go-
- JRJoe Rogan
... for many, many years.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
I go off kind of like, it's always, like, the social kind of where there's smoke there's fire type clues.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Of just, like, you know, us being in a race and no country's coming second.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Uh, us... You know, other space programs not catching up to 19 what? '69?
- JRJoe Rogan
1969 to 1972.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Uh, American technology.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
You know what I mean? Like, uh, uh, every time we went was under the Nixon administration.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a good one.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Uh, these types of little things that just make you go, "Eh, I'm probably..." Like-
- JNJamar Neighbors
Did you ever watch-
- JCJerrod Carmichael
... it, it... I'm not, like, a flat earther, but it was just like, "Well, there's, like-"
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you ever go to the press conference? You ever watch the press conference when they returned from the moon?
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Uh, no. Wait, what, what's the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, you haven't seen the good stuff.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
What's the clue? What's the clue in there? The... Or what's the suspicious thing?
- JRJoe Rogan
They look super depressed. They look, uh, super deceptive. They look fidgety.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And, uh, they're, they're talking weird and they're saying shit they refute later. One of the things they said, Michael Collins, who's actually never... He's supposed to be in... He'd never landed on the surface of the moon. Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong did. He stayed up in the orbiter. And, uh, they were... They were asking about stars and he said, "Um, uh, I don't recall seeing any stars." And then years later, he wrote in his book about how magnificent the stars looked.
- JCJerrod Carmichael
Mm.
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