Joe Rogan Experience #1165 - Tom Papa

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Four, three, two, one.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      Four, three, two, one. Yee-haw! Tom Papa.

   2. TPTom Papa0:09

      Ah!

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:10

      (sighs) We were just talking about moving in the woods together.

   4. TPTom Papa0:13

      (sighs) This feels so good.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Little tiny house with three pairs of shoes, three pairs of pants-

   6. TPTom Papa0:18

      Maybe two.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:19

      ... two shirts.

   8. TPTom Papa0:20

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      (sighs)

   10. TPTom Papa0:21

       That's it. The last clothing you'll ever buy. One coat.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       Yeah. Everybody's just out here-

   12. TPTom Papa0:27

       (sighs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       ... chasing bigger and better, Tom Papa.

   14. TPTom Papa0:29

       Just why? Why?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       I, I'm, I'm starting to wonder.

   16. TPTom Papa0:33

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       I was telling you guys that I was looking at this house that is for sale in Northern California in the Redwoods. It's 32-

   18. TPTom Papa0:39

       (exhales)

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       ... no, 320 feet square.

   20. TPTom Papa0:42

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       Tiny-ass fucking house.

   22. TPTom Papa0:43

       The whole house?

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       The whole house. It's got a loft. The loft is where you sleep in.

   24. TPTom Papa0:47

       (laughs) A tiny home?

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       The tiny thing below it is, like, a little tiny kitchen-

   26. TPTom Papa0:51

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       ... and a little tiny, like, couch area-

   28. TPTom Papa0:53

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       ... and that's it.

   30. TPTom Papa0:54

       Like a houseboat, like, with, like, built-in things-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. TPTom Papa15:00

      an act.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Yeah.

   3. TPTom Papa15:00

      It was very much entertainment.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      Well, Lying Ted, Crazy Hillary, Crazy Bernie... no.

   5. TPTom Papa15:06

      Crooked Hillary.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      Crooked Hillary and Crazy Bernie.

   7. GUGuest15:08

      He's gonna defend Ted, he said, at a big rally.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      Defend him?

   9. GUGuest15:11

      Yeah, he's- they-

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:12

       For what?

   11. GUGuest15:12

       For the- the Texas, uh, thing he's in. He's-

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       What are you talking about?

   13. GUGuest15:17

       He's, uh... Pat... I'll pull it up right now.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       Oh, he in a race?

   15. TPTom Papa15:18

       Pocahontas?

   16. GUGuest15:19

       Yeah, he's in a race right now with, uh... I forget the guy's name. It's Betty O'Rourke or Patty O'R... no, I'll pull it up, hold on.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       Okay, so he's defending him?

   18. GUGuest15:27

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:27

       In what way?

   20. GUGuest15:27

       He's gonna have a big ra- he's gonna hold a big rally for him.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Oh.

   22. TPTom Papa15:29

       Oh.

   23. GUGuest15:30

       He's gonna create this-

   24. TPTom Papa15:30

       Pocahontas?

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       ... after they talk so much shit about each other, then they...

   26. TPTom Papa15:34

       Who, Cruz?

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       Mm-hmm.

   28. TPTom Papa15:35

       Is that what he said?

   29. GUGuest15:36

       Yeah.

   30. TPTom Papa15:37

       Yeah, after he says his father was, uh-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Oh my God. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      stretched out like a stick.

   2. TPTom Papa30:01

      Oh my God.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      Just sunning itself.

   4. TPTom Papa30:03

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      And the dogs ran right over it. And-

   6. TPTom Papa30:05

      And it didn't strike you? It just-

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      No. The dogs luckily listened to me and they, they weren't aware of what it was.

   8. TPTom Papa30:12

      Right.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      But those dogs were crazy. Those dogs had been bitten three times.

   10. TPTom Papa30:16

       Oh my God.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       Yeah, my dogs had been bitten three times by snakes.

   12. TPTom Papa30:19

       So they knew.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:20

       They just killed the snakes. They didn't give a fuck.

   14. TPTom Papa30:22

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Pit bulls are so crazy.

   16. TPTom Papa30:23

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       They're the craziest dogs. They're so hardwired for combat.

   18. TPTom Papa30:28

       Right.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       Like, they're... The rattlesnake was like, "Ugh," and the pit bull was like, "Fuck you."

   20. TPTom Papa30:33

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       (laughs) He just, he just grabbed him-

   22. TPTom Papa30:35

       It's go time.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       ... and, and killed him.

   24. TPTom Papa30:37

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       They didn't even worry for a second that he got bit in the face. And one time, he got bit-

   26. TPTom Papa30:42

       Ugh.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       ... he's been bit in the fa- he got bit in the face a coup- this was Frank Sinatra.

   28. TPTom Papa30:45

       Great.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       It was his name.

   30. TPTom Papa30:46

       That's great. (laughs)
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Come on. …

   1. TPTom Papa45:00

      There was no wrestling in the Summer Olympics.

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      Come on.

   3. TPTom Papa45:03

      I'm not kidding.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      For real?

   5. TPTom Papa45:04

      For real.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      That doesn't make any sense.

   7. TPTom Papa45:07

      I know.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      That's crazy. Why wouldn't I know, heard of that? I know there were, there was at one point in time, uh, they were talking about it, but I thought, I thought it was put back in.

   9. GUGuest45:18

      So...

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:18

       What does it say?

   11. TPTom Papa45:18

       It was out for at least one.

   12. GUGuest45:20

       In 2013, IOC voted to drop wrestling from the Summer Olympic program, effective 2020.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       Is that real?

   14. GUGuest45:28

       Yeah, I don't know if it's happened yet, though. So, uh, is it supposed to be for 2020, I don't know if it's...

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       I'm pretty sure it was in the Olympics in the summer.

   16. GUGuest45:34

       Yeah, well, it's not 2020 yet, so-

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       No, but I mean the last Olympics, did he say that it wasn't in?

   18. TPTom Papa45:38

       I don't think it was.

   19. GUGuest45:39

       Yeah, I think it was. Does somebody-

   20. TPTom Papa45:41

       I don't think it was. (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:43

       (laughs)

   22. GUGuest45:43

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:43

       Call Bob Costa. Call him now.

   24. TPTom Papa45:46

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       Bob.

   26. TPTom Papa45:48

       Bob, is your eye cured?

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:49

       Bob was, uh, on an episode of NewsRadio, kicked my ass.

   28. TPTom Papa45:52

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       It was, uh, that was the episode-

   30. TPTom Papa45:54

       Oh, really?
5. 1:00:00 – 1:06:36

   (laughs) Right. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      my guy wasn't sexually assaulting anybody, he was just slipping the dick in.

   2. TPTom Papa1:00:04

      (laughs) Right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      They were allowing it. They wanted the dick. Like, there's a difference, you know? But then there's some people that say-

   4. TPTom Papa1:00:10

      It's power. It's a power move.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      Yeah. Well, some people say that that's abuse, that the- the- the yoga guru who manipulates the woman and- and then fucks her, that he is, in a way, s- uh, definitely being guilty of sexual misconduct-

   6. TPTom Papa1:00:26

      Mm-hmm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

      ... and perhaps even, like, something more egregious because there's a relationship that they have between the guru and the student-

   8. TPTom Papa1:00:34

      Right.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

      ... and he's violating that trust and that power dynamic.

   10. TPTom Papa1:00:37

       Yes, that's-... Catholic Church, right? (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       But, no-

   12. TPTom Papa1:00:40

       I mean, it's the same thing.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       ... no, it's not.

   14. TPTom Papa1:00:42

       The power dynamic. What do you mean, no?

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       A 40-year-old married woman and a fucking yoga teacher is not the same as a little kid and a priest.

   16. TPTom Papa1:00:49

       But it's using power for them to get the same thing.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:51

       Oh, no, it's not. One of them is rape and abuse. The other one is a lady who wants dick.

   18. TPTom Papa1:00:56

       Well, you didn't say she wanted dick, you said she-

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       Of course she wants it.

   20. TPTom Papa1:00:59

       ... you said he was-

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:59

       She's four years older. Your husband doesn't touch her.

   22. TPTom Papa1:01:00

       (laughs) Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:00

       You've just twisted this around.

   24. TPTom Papa1:01:01

       You said that she was-

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       You need to correct and apologize-

   26. TPTom Papa1:01:03

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:03

       ... to all those yoga teachers out there fucking their students.

   28. TPTom Papa1:01:06

       No, it's a violation. If you're a guru-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       Is it?

   30. TPTom Papa1:01:08

       ... and anything that's a teacher and we- below, you're using that, you're manipulating that person.

Episode duration: 2:44:44