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Joe Rogan Experience #1174 - Vinnie Paz

Vinnie Paz is a rapper and the lyricist behind the Philadelphia underground hip hop group Jedi Mind Tricks. He is also the frontman of the hip hop supergroup Army of the Pharaohs.

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Sep 27, 20182h 54mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:001:50

    Swearing, “initials,” and authenticity as a trust signal

    1. VP

      ... (laughs)

    2. JR

      If they don't fuck up, I don't trust them.

    3. VP

      I... My father, my father used to say-

    4. JR

      Who-

    5. VP

      ... if, if someone doesn't say the word "fuck," or if their name is an initial, don't trust them.

    6. JR

      Yeah, that's a ch- creepy one. Initials are creepy.

    7. VP

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      But you never know. It's like, it's not a hard fast rule.

    9. VP

      No, I give everyone the fair shake, but I'm looking-

    10. JR

      Yeah. Hmm.

    11. VP

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      If they frickin', if they're, all the time, it's frickin' this and frick-

    13. VP

      Or Mickey Ficky.

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. VP

      I heard that one time.

    16. JR

      Oh, I never heard that one.

    17. VP

      Yeah, someone said, "Mickey Ficky."

    18. JR

      Instead of motherfucker.

    19. VP

      Yeah, I wasn't happy about it.

    20. JR

      "Shut the front door" is one, like, moms like to do around their kids.

    21. VP

      Yes. Yes.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. VP

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      Hmm. Yeah.

    25. VP

      I come from a Wobbesau, Philly family, so it's like a fucking Richard Pryor...

    26. JR

      (laughs)

    27. VP

      You know? Uh, uh, uh, uh it's the seven fishes on Christmas Eve is like a Richard... Is like, uh, R- him on the Sunset Strip.

    28. JR

      You know who surprisingly doesn't swear? Teddy Atlas.

    29. VP

      I know Teddy doesn't... I, I, I, I've seen... You know how animated he... I don't have to tell you.

    30. JR

      He gets very animated.

  2. 1:504:37

    Creativity, being “wired differently,” and why artists often self-sabotage

    1. JR

      We were saying, you were saying, you know, about fuck ups before the show. I was saying, I don't know anybody who's a artist who doesn't fuck things up. Like, if you're, if you really create... There's something about being, like, legitimately creative. There has to be something wrong with you.

    2. VP

      Well, you're wired differently.

    3. JR

      Yeah.

    4. VP

      So what, what we perceive as... What, what people see- perceive as b- fucking up isn't to us.

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. VP

      So it- it... Technically, it's a fuck up. But in reality, to us, it's just, um, just behavioral... It's just how it works, I think.

    7. JR

      It's just traits.

    8. VP

      Yeah, sure.

    9. JR

      Yeah, like if you were working in an office in human resources, you would... You, there, there's no way.

    10. VP

      I'd be gone in, like, three hours.

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. VP

      Yeah. But before that, I'd probably put a bullet through my head.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. VP

      If I was in a cubicle. Just give up at that point.

    15. JR

      (sighs) Some people can do it though. Some people, it's not a problem.

    16. VP

      No. I, I... They, they're just wired that way from b-... I knew f- from such an early age that I'm not wired this way. You know what I'm saying?

    17. JR

      Yeah, me too. Yeah, I, I was terrified of getting a job all... When I was a child.

    18. VP

      Y- y- yeah, it's fearful. But-

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. VP

      ... what you've done though, man, it's, um... I've told you how much of a fan I am, but I'm such a fan of how punk rock... You've built all of this outside of th- um, what you were expected to do. This show is a fuck you, really.

    21. JR

      (laughs) It's just what it is. You know what I mean? This is the, this is what happens when you don't calculate.

    22. VP

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      When there's no cal- you just do what you wanna do.

    24. VP

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      This is what happens.

    26. VP

      But people don't have the balls to do that.

    27. JR

      It's, uh, it's a little bit balls. It's a little bit Fear Factor gave me a lot of financial freedom.

    28. VP

      Sure.

    29. JR

      That was, that wa- that helped too.

    30. VP

      Sure.

  3. 4:376:29

    Rogan’s “punk rock” path: building a show outside the expected system

    1. VP

      A, a clip of yours went viral of you talking about, "Just get the fuck a- keep negative people the-"

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. VP

      "... fuck away from me." And I had that around me, and it was draining my spirit.

    4. JR

      (sighs)

    5. VP

      You know?

    6. JR

      It's one of the worst things.

    7. VP

      Uh, but you... When you're living a certain way and everything's fast s- ... It's the same with comedy and you're on the road-

    8. JR

      Yeah.

    9. VP

      ... and you're grinding it out. You can't always analyze... You can't always step back and say, "This is why things are fucked up."

    10. JR

      Right.

    11. VP

      Because everything's moving so fast.

    12. JR

      Right.

    13. VP

      You know?

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. VP

      And it wasn't until I took that time and said, "There's cancers in my life." That are-

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. VP

      They're, they're basically... They're emotional barnacles.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. VP

      You know what I mean? They... And, and once you, once you cut the cancer out, you see how different things become. And it's, uh... It's kind of, um... I- I didn't realize it was that easy.

    20. JR

      Yeah. You can do it.

    21. VP

      You can do it.

    22. JR

      But to them too, it's a good lesson for them to be cast aside and for them... If they're smart or if they have some awareness or some objectivity, they're gonna look at themselves and say, "You know what? I'm a fucking mess."

    23. VP

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      "Like, I'm negative all the time and people-"

    25. VP

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      "... don't wanna be around me." I was real negative when I was younger.

    27. VP

      So was I.

    28. JR

      Yeah. It's, it's, uh, it's not something that's insurmountable. You can get over it.

    29. VP

      Yeah. And, and it's... Whatever, whatever, uh, whatever hand you've been dealt, you have to realize the reality of the situation, bro. There's people living in mud huts and places-

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  4. 6:299:02

    Discipline as the stabilizer for creative chaos (fitness, writing, mental balance)

    1. JR

      I know. There's also, there's a balance that you can achieve between, uh, discipline and the creative people, like we were talking about, like yourself, who are just off. You know? Hand tattoos, wacky-

    2. VP

      Sure.

    3. JR

      There's something about-

    4. VP

      Sure.

    5. JR

      ... you know, this like, people see you. They go, "What the fuck is this guy doing?"

    6. VP

      Sure.

    7. JR

      They follow you when you're walking through a store. (laughs)

    8. VP

      For sure.

    9. JR

      It's like, it's no... There's a balance between that and then real disciplined people, like, you know, fucking Navy SEAL-type cats.

    10. VP

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      You learn from them too.

    12. VP

      Sure.

    13. JR

      And you go, well, they... You can incorporate some of that into your life as well-

    14. VP

      Absolutely.

    15. JR

      ... and it helps balance out all the wacky, creative aspects of it, and it makes you a little bit more productive, a little bit happier, a little bit... You know, uh, Dead Prez had a, um, they had a song, uh, Discipline Makes Things Easier.

    16. VP

      Yes.

    17. JR

      It's a great fucking song.

    18. VP

      It is. It is.

    19. JR

      It's a great song-

    20. VP

      It is.

    21. JR

      ... because it, it's real.

    22. VP

      It is real.

    23. JR

      It really does. Discipline makes things easier.

    24. VP

      It is real.

    25. JR

      Organize your life.

    26. VP

      Like, for me, when, when, uh, I'm... I feel most ha- of course you know because of how you live, but your body feeds into your... how your mind works too.

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. VP

      When you feel... When, when I'm w- when I was talking about that, those na- um, horrible negative years, it was all so dictated by terrible diet, terrible-

    29. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    30. VP

      You know, not that I'm in great shape or anything now, but I've changed things, and I felt it up here.

  5. 9:0210:36

    Italian-American food culture: “gravy vs sauce,” Italy travel, and real ingredients

    1. JR

      Dude, there's only a... It's weird how, like, if you go to I- have you been to Italy?

    2. VP

      Yes. Yeah.

    3. JR

      They-

    4. VP

      My most... A lot of my family's still over there.

    5. JR

      The food is fucking fantastic.

    6. VP

      Next level.

    7. JR

      But it's a different kind of food.

    8. VP

      It's to-... I w- what Italian Americans did-

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. VP

      ... is, is a totally different cuisine.

    11. JR

      Yeah, it's interesting, right?

    12. VP

      It is.

    13. JR

      Like the meatballs, the lasagna.

    14. VP

      Yes.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. VP

      They will put some shit in front of you that you, uh, you don't know what it is, but-

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. VP

      ... you know, "All right. Let's have at it."

    19. JR

      Yeah, the Italian food in Italy is lighter-

    20. VP

      Yes.

    21. JR

      ... you know? It's, uh, uh, a lot more fish.

    22. VP

      And then you have the regions. If you're north, if you're south-

    23. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    24. VP

      ... if you're in Sigi, if you're in-

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. VP

      ... you know, it's, it's, it's, uh... Yeah, it's, it is odd. It's, it was culture shock just to think of what I've been eating for my mother's food and grandparents and... You know what I mean?

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. VP

      And that's like... It's just different.

    29. JR

      My grandmother was fresh off the boat, and she used to cook everything from scratch. Tomato sauce from scratch-

    30. VP

      Yeah.

  6. 10:3612:31

    Fluoride, conspiracies, and how “kernels of truth” spread with nonsense

    1. VP

      Everything is. The w- it's like when you realize that there's fluoride in our drinking water and people are just all right with that.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. VP

      Wh-

    4. JR

      I'm not sure that that's r- that should be there, like-

    5. VP

      (laughs)

    6. JR

      ... I've, I've read that. I've read about fluoride in the drinking water, like the pros and cons. The pros don't make any sense to me.

    7. VP

      (laughs) Not to me.

    8. JR

      Like brush your fucking teeth, bitch.

    9. VP

      Yeah, man.

    10. JR

      Like use toothpaste.

    11. VP

      Yeah. I'm not... I mean, uh, you know, I'm not the sh- I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't think it should be (laughs) in our drinking water.

    12. JR

      Well, it's... You know, and then there's all... You get into all the conspiracy theories. That's when you gotta wade through all the bullshit. Like, "Okay, it was a Nazi plot to soften mines and..." Oh.

    13. VP

      Right. (laughs)

    14. JR

      Was it? Or is it just like... I feel like somebody's just got a lot of fluoride they're trying to sell.

    15. VP

      (laughs) Sure.

    16. JR

      And they got some sort of a deal with the government-

    17. VP

      That's-

    18. JR

      ... to dump it into the water.

    19. VP

      That's probably more logical. But the thing-

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. VP

      ... the thing is with all that conspiracy shit, you have to sift through shit because there are kernels in there.

    22. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    23. VP

      But-

    24. JR

      That's the problem.

    25. VP

      Right. (laughs)

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. VP

      But they like that.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. VP

      They, they li-... The more ridiculous, the more ridiculous the theories, the better it is for them because then y- it seems more ridiculous and that you're alone.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  7. 12:3114:21

    Food systems and performance drugs: corn-fed cattle, antibiotics, and sports cheating

    1. JR

      Most of what's going on with food is not steroids. Most of what's going on with food is antibiotics because they're getting sick from eating corn.

    2. VP

      Okay.

    3. JR

      That, if you watch, um, (smacks lips) there's a great documentary, King Corn.

    4. VP

      Okay.

    5. JR

      And it all, it documents how a lot of cows have huge issues digesting all that corn. It's not a natural thing for them. They're supposed to eat grass.

    6. VP

      Right. Sure, sure, sure.

    7. JR

      It fattens them the fuck up and makes them quite tasty-

    8. VP

      Sure.

    9. JR

      ... but it's really not what they're supposed to be eating.

    10. VP

      That's interesting.

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. VP

      I w- I, I thought... I mean-

    13. JR

      (clears throat)

    14. VP

      ... I guess I always thought ch- ch- chemically speaking that that's what was being pumped into everything.

    15. JR

      No, because it's expensive. They don't need to do it either. Like, in Mexico, they still do it. That's how Canelo got popped-

    16. VP

      Yeah, with the clen-

    17. JR

      ... allegedly-

    18. VP

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      ... and I, I air quote, "allegedly"-

    20. VP

      Yeah. I mean-

    21. JR

      That's how he got clenbuterol in his system.

    22. VP

      ... if anyone thinks clenbuterol came from a steak, I got a-

    23. JR

      (coughs)

    24. VP

      ... fucking bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.

    25. JR

      But you can get it from a steak, unfortunately.

    26. VP

      Oh, yeah. No, there's fighters that say, "I, oh, no, I train a Mexican..." Someone recently said, I don't, I don't wanna say his name, a fighter said, "Yeah, I eat it and it's got clen in it." And they're like, "Then why didn't you get popped?" He's like, "'Cause I don't inject it." (laughs)

    27. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    28. VP

      That, that was his line, you know.

    29. JR

      Yeah. Well, without a doubt, there's some shenanigans going on in all combat sports.

    30. VP

      All.

  8. 14:2118:51

    Jordan Peterson as a new kind of superstar intellectual (and the burden of genius)

    1. VP

      But, um, yeah, well, the Jordan Peterson, man, I mean, it's just, I'm in awe of that guy.

    2. JR

      Yeah, he's an in- very, really fascinating gentleman.

    3. VP

      He is. He is and just sc- scary smart.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. VP

      You know, I, I, I would, I would, I would just, uh, crumble trying to have a conversation with the guy.

    6. JR

      You wouldn't, though.

    7. VP

      I just feel like a nitwit.

    8. JR

      You would catch up. That's what happens when you're around-

    9. VP

      Probably a couple of days later, my friend.

    10. JR

      (laughs) But the thing about people like that is, like, if you are around a certain caliber of thinker, then your vibration sort of matches their vibration.

    11. VP

      Sure. Sure.

    12. JR

      When you're around people that are way smarter than you, you realize, like, "Oh, there's some shortcuts to thinking that I'm taking."

    13. VP

      Yes.

    14. JR

      "And then there's some, there's some pitfalls in the way I analyze things, and these people don't have those things. And then my vocabulary is stunted. Maybe I should increase my vocabulary."

    15. VP

      Sure.

    16. JR

      "Maybe I should start reading more or reading the things." And that, it just, w- with most people, it's, it's the same thing as with fitness. It's the amount of how much time you put in for how long.

    17. VP

      Right.

    18. JR

      And that's the same thing with your intellect. It's the same thing with your emotional stability. It's how much energy and effort and focus have you put into it and for how long?

    19. VP

      Yeah, of course.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. VP

      But, like, like you said, though, to be around someone like him, it, you're naturally gonna fall into a, a line of thinking where, "Wow, this guy's got a lot of shit." (laughs)

    22. JR

      Right.

    23. VP

      His understanding of the... Hi- his calmness, man, it's like, it's just, I, I can't see that guy being rattled. I've watched debates and he's just, he's so confident in, in what he believes.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. VP

      You know what I'm saying?

    26. JR

      Well, he's thought things through.

    27. VP

      Clearly.

    28. JR

      He's not, he's not a silly person, you know.

    29. VP

      I mean, I think I am, so that's the problem there.

    30. JR

      Yeah, I am, too.

  9. 18:5127:01

    Fear as a life driver: loss, uncertainty, and pressure to keep the dream alive

    1. VP

      Everything, m- my, my life exists around fear. Uh, it's not good. It's not healthy. I'm not healthy mentally because of it, and I don't know how to shake that. But it's-

    2. JR

      But what kinda fear?

    3. VP

      Um, my father died-

    4. JR

      (sighs)

    5. VP

      ... when I was 10, so I have the, like... M- so my mom's my best friend, you know? And she's f- 72 now, so like, I just... Every day is worried about her.

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. VP

      About, uh, in every way. Th- it's not even driven by anything that's rational.

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. VP

      It's not like she's sick. She's the best. She, you know what I mean? She's 72, listens to Jay-Z and wears Jordans.

    10. JR

      Does she? (laughs)

    11. VP

      Yeah. She's, she's the best.

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. VP

      But it's just-

    14. JR

      Does she sing along?

    15. VP

      Y- of course.

    16. JR

      (laughs) I gotta get a video of this.

    17. VP

      Yeah, no problem.

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. VP

      No, but it's-

    20. JR

      (laughs)

    21. VP

      ... it's, um, fear of not having her, f- fear of what, w- the unknown. I, bro, I fe- really, I fear the unknown. I fear, "What if this all ends?"

    22. JR

      Right.

    23. VP

      I've li- I've, uh... My adult life has been what I do, which is music. It's-

    24. JR

      Right.

    25. VP

      I, yours has been too. I don't... Bro, I don't know how to do anything.

    26. JR

      Right.

    27. VP

      I don't know how to fix a fucking car.

    28. JR

      Right, right.

    29. VP

      Like, I can't be a mechanic. I ca- I don't know how to... I don't... I literally don't how to do anything, bro.

    30. JR

      But that, that fear is for mechanics too, because they're like, "Fuck, what if there's no more cars? What if these electric cars come along? I don't know how to work a computer. Everything's gonna be computer-controlled." I mean, th- people's business... Look, think about the poor bastard that opened up Blockbuster. He's like, "We got this."

  10. 27:0140:33

    Comedy, controversy, and “target culture”: Roseanne, intent vs impact, and pile-ons

    1. JR

      Well, that's my defense of Roseanne. You know, all these people are coming after Roseanne. I'm like, "You don't understand."

    2. VP

      She, she's batshit.

    3. JR

      She's not just batshit. She got in a car accident. He, she has severe brain damage.

    4. VP

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      She's on all sorts of medications. She has multiple personality disorder.

    6. VP

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      She's drinking, she's on Ambien, and she's 70 years old. What the fuck do you want?

    8. VP

      Right. The, I, like-

    9. JR

      What do you want from this lady?

    10. VP

      You, y- you know, and you spoke that way and so did Norm.

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. VP

      You know, Norm talked about Louie and Roseanne.

    13. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    14. VP

      And, and the same way you... Like, yo, man-

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. VP

      ... she's batshit crazy-

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. VP

      ... first of all. Like, d- if you're going to her for, for, uh, uh, e- e- e- you know, if you're going to her for political discourse-

    19. JR

      Yeah. (laughs)

    20. VP

      ... you might wanna reevaluate your life on some-

    21. JR

      The problem's on you, man.

    22. VP

      Yeah, yeah. That's your fault.

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. VP

      That's your fault-

    25. JR

      It's not her.

    26. VP

      ... at some point.

    27. JR

      It's you.

    28. VP

      Yeah. And that doesn't mean either one of us agree with exactly what she wrote. It's just how she got there.

    29. JR

      But i- that's w- also why she's so funny. You know, if you go back and watch Roseanne in the early days, b-

    30. VP

      Bro, that show was fucking heavy, man.

  11. 40:3343:33

    Travel as perspective—and questions about autism prevalence and diagnosis

    1. VP

      You know, the thing you were talking about with diet and discipline. Like, you know, these people run, wal- walk everywhere, run everywhere, ride bikes everywhere. The m- McDonald's is eaten like once a year as a crazy...

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. VP

      ... you know, night out. Like, my son lives overseas, you know? He, he, he's had McDonald's like three times in his life. You know, little kids here, it's like, every day, "Mommy, Chicken McNuggets." Blah, blah, blah.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. VP

      You know, you just, you see cultural shifts and, and why there's no, um... Like, I've talked to people over there who d- didn't know what autism was. They never heard of it. Legitimately, like, "What is that?" And I had to explain it. And that shit got me thinking too. It's like, wha- okay, wha- how, how, why? Why is th- why is that not happening there? Wha- What could be the reason?

    6. JR

      Artism?

    7. VP

      Autism.

    8. JR

      Artism, autism.

    9. VP

      Yes.

    10. JR

      Autism.

    11. VP

      Yes.

    12. JR

      Oh, the disease.

    13. VP

      Yes.

    14. JR

      Yeah. Okay, I thought you were saying artism.

    15. VP

      Oh, I'm sorry.

    16. JR

      I was like, "What is that?" I don't know what it is either. Shit. (laughs)

    17. VP

      No. You were l- you were looking at me like, uh-

    18. JR

      I was trying to fig- I thought w- I was trying to figure out if you meant artisan.

    19. VP

      Oh, no.

    20. JR

      Like handcrafted.

    21. VP

      Yes, yes, yes. Autism.

    22. JR

      Autism. Yeah, it's that accent, bro.

    23. VP

      Sorry, my friend.

    24. JR

      That Philly accent. (laughs)

    25. VP

      Sorry, buddy. No, but-

    26. JR

      Yeah, well, they, you know, it's, it's more common I think, uh, now than ever before, but the, the question is whether it's more common because it's more diagnosed or whether it's more common because there's more incidents of it.

    27. VP

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      There's a lot of questions as to why. Uh, one of the big ones is apparently older people having kids, people waiting and putting off the children.

    29. VP

      Uh-huh.

    30. JR

      And, uh, particularly men. Apparently there's a big risk for older men. Older men a lot of times have autistic kids.

  12. 43:3348:36

    Depersonalization disorder, weed triggers, and immigrant-family views on mental health

    1. VP

      I have a dissociative disorder, it's called depersonalization disorder.

    2. JR

      What does that do?

    3. VP

      So basically, I'll be sitting here talking to you and I'll just... My b- my mind, my mind, body, and soul will remove itself from my body. I'll feel like I'm floating down over my body. I'll look at my hands and they won't feel like mine.

    4. JR

      Do you smoke weed?

    5. VP

      No.

    6. JR

      That's the problem.

    7. VP

      No. (laughs)

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. VP

      It'll, it'll trigger it.

    10. JR

      Will it?

    11. VP

      Yes. Um-

    12. JR

      Like right now, if we got high, you would, you would-

    13. VP

      I-

    14. JR

      ... float above yourself?

    15. VP

      I would fucking take that deer head and put it through my ear.

    16. JR

      (laughs)

    17. NA

      (laughs)

    18. VP

      I would lose my shit-

    19. JR

      Really?

    20. VP

      ... and I'm envious... I'm envious of how weed has helped so many people and that it can't help me. Um-

    21. JR

      What does it do to you?

    22. VP

      It makes me... I smoked when I was young, and what happened was something triggers, uh, DPD in people. It's, uh, you know, it could be a traumatic event, it could be PTSD. You know what I'm saying?

    23. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    24. VP

      Gun to my head, I would say it was my father dying, but it, it didn't happen right away-

    25. JR

      Right.

    26. VP

      ... 'cause he died when I was 10 and this started when I was 14. I smoked a blunt of dust.

    27. JR

      Oh.

    28. VP

      Yeah. A- and lost my shit. And for about 18 months, I... No lie, I thought I was in purgatory.

    29. JR

      Whoa! How old were you? 14?

    30. VP

      14. I was like-

  13. 48:3657:53

    Entitlement vs gratitude in entertainment: tipping, respect, and crew culture

    1. VP

      We have people in our industries, in the entertainment industry, that just have this fucking sense of entitlement, man.

    2. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    3. VP

      It's, it's plagued. I know you know comics with a fucking sense of entitlement. When they're rude, when you go backstage, I k- I know from how you are that you shake everyone's hand, say, "How you doing?" Thank you when they bring you something, please, thank you.

    4. JR

      Sure.

    5. VP

      People, yo, people don't do that, man.

    6. JR

      I know. You know what drives me crazy? When they don't do that to waiters.

    7. VP

      Oh.

    8. JR

      Waiters and waitresses.

    9. VP

      Bro-

    10. JR

      They don't say thank you and they don't tip or they don't tip well.

    11. VP

      I, last night the bill was, uh-... $130 in the bar and I gave them $230, and the guy, like, chased me to stop me.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. VP

      And I'm, I'm a, you know-

    14. JR

      He thinked he made a mistake.

    15. VP

      The, he, he did. He said-

    16. JR

      (laughs)

    17. VP

      ... "Did you..." He was like, "Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, did you mean to do this?" I'm like-

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. VP

      ... "You took care of me all night, man."

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. VP

      "And I know that people are shitting on you-

    22. JR

      Right.

    23. VP

      ... and leaving a dollar or maybe not even that."

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. VP

      And same with waitresses, man. No one gets shit on more than them.

    26. JR

      No.

    27. VP

      What do they get, like, $2 an hour or something?

    28. JR

      And you know when you really appreciate them? When you go overseas and they don't get tipped.

    29. VP

      Yes.

    30. JR

      'Cause those people barely pay attention to you. (laughs)

  14. 57:531:06:09

    Boundaries, loyalty guilt, and childhood wounds that create “rescuers”

    1. JR

      Don't you think that one of the things that really expands your understanding of people and life i- is just being in a bunch of different places and understanding that where you grew up is just one part of the world?

    2. VP

      Yes.

    3. JR

      That the world is this massive pla- Like, I just got back from Thailand. I was in Thailand this summer. I've never been around so many friendly people.

    4. VP

      Right.

    5. JR

      Friendly, nice, smiling people that I think they call it the Land of the Smile or Land of a Thousand Smiles or some shit like that.

    6. VP

      Oh, it's- it's beautiful.

    7. JR

      But that's what it's like. When you're over there, people are just so friendly and I was like, "Wow. Okay, if you grew up here, something about whatever-"

    8. VP

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      "... momentum that these people have developed in their culture, their culture is, like, smiley and friendly to each other."

    10. VP

      Yes.

    11. JR

      Like, this is, uh- this is just the w- the vibe, the way they do it, but if you around some real aggro, super shitty-

    12. VP

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      ... insulting, aggressive culture, then that would be what you had to adapt to.

    14. VP

      Bro, Philly was voted the most hostile city in America by Time Magazine.

    15. JR

      Oh, it's up there.

    16. VP

      So... (laughs)

    17. JR

      (laughs) You know, I was- I was always, when I was in-

    18. VP

      Philly loves you though.

    19. JR

      ... Philly, recently, when I said, this is how I describe Ph- said, "They're very smart people who will punch you."

    20. VP

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      Like-

    22. VP

      That's a good description of me.

    23. JR

      Yeah. That's- (laughs)

    24. VP

      Not the very smart, not the very smart. Uh, medi- of- of average intelligence that will punch you.

    25. JR

      But it's- Philly's a sophisticated city. It's a real city, but they're all... They're hard people.

    26. VP

      Goons, man.

    27. JR

      Yeah. There's- they're hard people there.

    28. VP

      Look, man, we threw, you know, we threw those snowballs at Santa Claus.

    29. JR

      Yeah. (laughs)

    30. VP

      Mi- Michael Irvin broke his leg and we cheered. You know?

  15. 1:06:091:07:13

    Boxing obsession and combat-sports reality: fandom wars, hunting ethics, and historic greatness

    1. JR

      Do you drink?

    2. VP

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      Just a little bit?

    4. VP

      I shouldn't. I drank a lot and had a epiphany. I woke up one day and cold turkeyed it.

    5. JR

      Really?

    6. VP

      Yeah, yeah. I drank a lot for a lot of years.

    7. JR

      And now you don't drink at all?

    8. VP

      No, no.

    9. JR

      Or just, just drink a little?

    10. VP

      Just, like, cas'.

    11. JR

      A little, a little bit.

    12. VP

      You know, a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. But, uh, i- i- it's... It's more like when I perform.

    13. JR

      Right.

    14. VP

      You know what I mean?

    15. JR

      Just loosen up?

    16. VP

      Yeah, but I was drinking two bottles of Grey Goose alone every night.

    17. JR

      Oh.

    18. VP

      Yeah, alone. Dolo.

    19. JR

      Oh.

    20. VP

      Every night.

    21. JR

      That's a lot.

    22. VP

      Seven days a week.

    23. JR

      That's a lot.

    24. VP

      Two bottles to the head.

    25. JR

      That's, uh, Bert Kreischer.

    26. VP

      Love Bert. Love the Bert.

    27. JR

      (laughs)

    28. VP

      I know the Bert.

    29. JR

      He's, he's got a bottle in his hand, "What?" While he's listening to you.

    30. VP

      What?

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