Joe Rogan Experience #1183 - Andrew Santino

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   ... s- …

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      ... s-

   2. ASAndrew Santino0:01

      Here we go, four-

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      ... three.

   4. ASAndrew Santino0:03

      ... three.

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      ... two.

   6. ASAndrew Santino0:05

      ... two... one.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Let's get the sound of this popping off.

   8. ASAndrew Santino0:08

      I am back! Cito Santino, ladies and gentlemen.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:10

      (laughs)

   10. ASAndrew Santino0:10

       He just popped open a Maker's to taunt me-

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:13

       46.

   12. ASAndrew Santino0:14

       ... through Sober October.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:15

       Mm. Can we... Let me, let me just do something so we can-

   14. ASAndrew Santino0:16

       Yeah, let me hear that. Let me hear that. Let me hear that. Oh, that does sound lovely. Oh.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       (sighs) This one's for, uh-

   16. ASAndrew Santino0:23

       I can't wait.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       ... this one's for Fat Bert and-

   18. ASAndrew Santino0:26

       What are we at right now?

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       ... for Ari.

   20. ASAndrew Santino0:27

       11. I have 20 days.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       (exhales) .

   22. ASAndrew Santino0:30

       20 days of sobriety. That ain't shit.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Hmm.

   24. ASAndrew Santino0:31

       I already did 11.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       Mm-hmm.

   26. ASAndrew Santino0:32

       But let me tell you something what I've learned from this. This is what we were talking about before the podcast started.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       (exhales) .

   28. ASAndrew Santino0:37

       You wanna hear me? I'm gonna pour some-

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       Yeah.

   30. ASAndrew Santino0:38

       ... coffee, like an alcoholic.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   The pictures are insane,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

   2. ASAndrew Santino15:00

      The pictures are insane, but listen.

   3. JVJamie Vernon15:02

      A glorious sect of physics that looks at the subatomic particles that govern our world, so inside the neutrons, electrons and the protons, looking at the quarks, leptons, bosons and the Higgs.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:15

      (laughs)

   5. JVJamie Vernon15:15

      Whereas classical Newtonian physics is obsessed with the universal formula that govern our reality, it's so fixed on resolute answers, quantum physics reveals that there is no fixed reality and it's full of beautiful contradictions.

   6. ASAndrew Santino15:33

      Okay, so here's my point. You can keep going on, watch this, but this is a very intelligent person.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:38

      Sure.

   8. ASAndrew Santino15:38

      So why am I so dismissive? (slaps hands) Why? Why can't this person wear ridi- Like, if a woman was beautiful and she wore, like, a dark red lipstick, but she was talking brilliant science, I wouldn't have an issue with it. So, why do I have an issue with this Glamrou fella, character?

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:56

      Glamrou.

   10. ASAndrew Santino15:57

       Uh, f- fella whom, and-

   11. JRJoe Rogan16:00

       I'm Glamrou Cho.

   12. ASAndrew Santino16:01

       Um, why do I have an issue with the bright blue glittery lips, the literal rainbow colored eyeshadow with glitter, the false eyelashes?

   13. JRJoe Rogan16:12

       Is this Tekashi 6ix9ine? Is that what ... Is this Tekashi 6ix9ine? And I think ... H- Here's my thing with this whole thing.

   14. ASAndrew Santino16:17

       (sighs) .

   15. JRJoe Rogan16:17

       I, I, I don't give a fuck what you wanna be, who you identify with. I'm, for real, cool with all that shit. I think this is like peacocking in its ... At its finest form.

   16. ASAndrew Santino16:25

       Mm-hmm.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:25

       This is calling for attention, so the reason that we all are like, "Ah!" And when they get mad, like, "What are you looking at?" You know when someone's like, "What are you looking at?" You're like, "You! You! You fucking did this show-"

   18. ASAndrew Santino16:34

       Right.

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:34

       "... for me to see."

   20. ASAndrew Santino16:35

       Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:35

       "Other than that, you'd stay private and have your own life."

   22. ASAndrew Santino16:37

       But-

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:37

       "It's ... You want me to react."

   24. ASAndrew Santino16:39

       But why do I like some of it? Like, if there's a 70-year-old Black dude and he's got, like, a red velvet suit on.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:46

       Well, he looks cool as shit. (laughs)

   26. ASAndrew Santino16:47

       Right? With, like, a slick fedora, and he's walking down the street with a fucking snake head silver cane.

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:55

       Hey, Joe Rogan. (laughs)

   28. ASAndrew Santino16:56

       You know what I'm saying?

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:57

       Yeah, yeah.

   30. ASAndrew Santino16:57

       I'd look ... I'd look at that guy or girl, "Look at this cool motherfucker."
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   No, I- …

   1. ASAndrew Santino30:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      No, I-

   3. ASAndrew Santino30:00

      Or start a day early?

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      I c- I guess I could do it, but I don't, I don't ... I just, I don't ... Nah, Jamie's do- ... What do you think? I can't do it?

   5. JVJamie Vernon30:06

      Uh, no.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      I couldn't do it.

   7. ASAndrew Santino30:06

      Do you think you would do Sober November?... what about sober February? It's only 28 days. That's what's fucked up about Black History Month.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      November is every month. That it's the shortest day of the month.

   9. ASAndrew Santino30:15

      The shortest month.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:16

       I said, you say they gave them. What if they, what if, what if it was picked?

   11. ASAndrew Santino30:19

       Nah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:19

       What if the NAACP picked it?

   13. ASAndrew Santino30:20

       Doubt it.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       Yeah. (laughs) Just white-

   15. ASAndrew Santino30:23

       Just whitey. White dude.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       White people being like, "It's the shortest day."

   17. ASAndrew Santino30:26

       White ass, crack ass.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:27

       Shortest month, we don't give a. Crack ass, fucking white crusty looking-

   19. ASAndrew Santino30:30

       (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       ... bologna stinking motherfuckers.

   21. ASAndrew Santino30:32

       I wish there was a good slur for breeders. You know, for straight people.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       Um.

   23. ASAndrew Santino30:37

       They're like matched up with faggot.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       Yeah, something like, uh-

   25. ASAndrew Santino30:41

       You know what I mean? Wouldn't it be good if they had one for us?

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       Boring. (laughs) Normal c-

   27. ASAndrew Santino30:46

       So you could use it on yourself.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       Nor, you fucking normal.

   29. ASAndrew Santino30:49

       You know?

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       You fucking basic is a pretty, uh, easy word.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Jamie, you're Black. …

   1. ASAndrew Santino45:00

      white people accepting him now? That's, uh...

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      Jamie, you're Black.

   3. ASAndrew Santino45:03

      So I see a lot of the alt, alt-white people. Or, excuse me, alt-right. (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:08

      I think his first-

   5. ASAndrew Santino45:08

      Did he say alt-white? I don't think so.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      Jamie's part of the-

   7. ASAndrew Santino45:11

      What's alt-white?

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      Jamie's part of the alt-Black community.

   9. ASAndrew Santino45:12

      Let's make that. Let's make alt-white. Let's define it right now. What's alt-white? What would you call alt-white?

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:17

       Alt, alt-white would be, um, not alt-right yet. They're not there yet.

   11. ASAndrew Santino45:23

       Huh.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       Alt-white is alt-

   13. ASAndrew Santino45:25

       In the batter's box?

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       Yeah, they're, like, on their way. (laughs)

   15. ASAndrew Santino45:27

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       They're next up. (laughs)

   17. ASAndrew Santino45:30

       (laughs) Wha- (laughs) What's alt-white? What would you call alt-white? Who, like... Give me an example of a person who's alt-white.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       Who's a-

   19. ASAndrew Santino45:37

       Okay.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       Who's a good alt-whiter?

   21. ASAndrew Santino45:39

       Here's one, here's one. Here's one.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Mm-hmm.

   23. ASAndrew Santino45:41

       Um, the fucking Dilbert guy, Scott Adams. He's alt-white.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       Who's that?

   25. ASAndrew Santino45:46

       'Cause he's not alt-right, right? He's a b- a really brilliant guy, but he's, like, sorta-

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       Oh, the comic ch- uh- series?

   27. ASAndrew Santino45:52

       Seems like... Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       Yeah.

   29. ASAndrew Santino45:53

       Seems like he ha-... And I like the guy a lot, but it seems like he had these ideas about Trump, and now he's always just trying to defend them with some sort of circular logic and weird phrasing.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:03

       Yeah, yeah.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:02:28

   Look at this. …

   1. ASAndrew Santino1:00:00

      and they did an X-ray of it and found that there was an actual skeleton underneath the statue.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      Look at this.

   3. ASAndrew Santino1:00:06

      The, the actual statue was a mummy.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      So, this is in Naples.

   5. JVJamie Vernon1:00:10

      That's not new, I guess.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:10

      That's in fucking Naples.

   7. ASAndrew Santino1:00:12

      Whoa.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      Those are all skulls and bones. Isn't that fucked?

   9. ASAndrew Santino1:00:16

      What other cities did you... I heard Florence is amazing.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

       Florence is incredible. I, I... Bologna is cool too. I, I like... I think Southern, Southern Italy is my favorite. But this is... Did you see this shit, Jamie?

   11. ASAndrew Santino1:00:26

       Southern Italy, like Sicily?

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       Well, I mean, Sicily is my fucking favorite. That's my absolutely... That's where my family is from.

   13. ASAndrew Santino1:00:31

       They don't have to consider that Italy.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       No, they're their own place.

   15. ASAndrew Santino1:00:32

       Isn't that weird?

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       But I mean, I mean, Southern Italy, like places like Naples and stuff like that, like-

   17. ASAndrew Santino1:00:36

       Do they look down on you because you have red hair when you go to Sicily?

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       They spit on me right away.

   19. ASAndrew Santino1:00:40

       That's so mean, man.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       You know what's... You know what's annoying is Santino. Be-... My last name is Santino because my pa- my family is from Sicily.

   21. ASAndrew Santino1:00:45

       Right.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:46

       And they immediately hear it, they go, "Santino, Santino." And they think I'm gonna speak Italian. And then when I don't, they're like annoyed.

   23. ASAndrew Santino1:00:52

       (sighs) Get mad at you.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:53

       Yeah. They're like, "Where?"

   25. ASAndrew Santino1:00:54

       "No, no, no, I went to somewhere better."

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:56

       Where?

   27. ASAndrew Santino1:00:56

       America.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00:57

       (laughs) Yeah.

   29. ASAndrew Santino1:00:58

       English.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       We made it out.

Episode duration: 2:45:32