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Joe Rogan Experience #1184 - Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr is a comedian, actress, writer, television producer, director.

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Oct 11, 20182h 13mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:001:56

    Roseanne’s “next chapter”: raising functional sons (and catching up)

    1. JR

      I mean, very few people could ever imagine. Here we go.

    2. RB

      I had to start smoking.

    3. JR

      Four, three, two, one. Boom. And we're live.

    4. RB

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      Saddle on up to that microphone-

    6. RB

      Mm.

    7. JR

      ... young lady. How are you?

    8. RB

      I'm good. How are you, Joe?

    9. JR

      Great to see you, always.

    10. RB

      It's so great to see you too, and thanks for meeting with my... saying hi to my sons.

    11. JR

      Your sons are great.

    12. RB

      Fucking A they are, man, and that's what I figure is my next step in my... in the tale, my next chapter as... What's her name? The girl that everyone loves, the girl, the singer, she's real tall and skinny. I-

    13. JR

      Taylor Swift?

    14. RB

      Yeah. I can't remember anybody's name anymore.

    15. JR

      There's so many people to remember.

    16. RB

      Yeah. Well, she said, uh, she's onto her next chapter, and that's how I feel too.

    17. JR

      Uh, w- we were-

    18. RB

      And it's gonna be about how... talking to women about how to raise functional sons. This is n... This is needed in America, and I'm gonna step up and do it because all these tales, what with all the news and such, obvious... It's obvious to me, these women have not raised their sons correctly, and I'm gonna correct 'em 'cause I'm tired of them yapping and fucking bitching and moaning. I'm old. I'm gonna tell you what to do to raise decent sons, women.

    19. JR

      Well, your son said something when, when they were doing the little tour of the studio. They saw the picture of, uh, Rosa Parks.

    20. RB

      Oh, yeah.

    21. JR

      And your son said, "That's Rosa Parks." And I said, "You're one of the few people that ever just pointed that out and noticed it." And he goes, "Of course." He goes, "Roseanne's my mom. She raised me right."

    22. RB

      Aw, that's sweet. Isn't that sweet? That's something. That's getting the, uh... What do you call it?

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. RB

      What do they call it? (laughs) I don't know. Pat on the back.

    25. JR

      Yeah. It is a pat on the back.

    26. RB

      What's the modern vernacular?

    27. JR

      I don't... I don't know.

    28. RB

      I don't know. There's some slang.

    29. JR

      Well-

    30. RB

      I hear 'em.

  2. 1:563:16

    Smoking relapse, Sober October, and “re-tox” jokes

    1. RB

      Well, I'm smoking like a bitch, which I hate.

    2. JR

      How often do you smoke?

    3. RB

      Every day.

    4. JR

      Was... Were you smoking before all this happened?

    5. RB

      Oh, hell no. Well, secretly.

    6. JR

      So you just... Secretly.

    7. RB

      Doug Stanhope got me back on, the bastard.

    8. JR

      You son of a bitch.

    9. RB

      I quit for, like, 15 years and Doug Stanhope snuck... Every time I'd see Doug, I'd smoke one. That bastard.

    10. JR

      (exhales)

    11. RB

      He's got an evil spell on me.

    12. JR

      Oh, he's evil little man. He's sober right now.

    13. RB

      Uh-huh.

    14. JR

      No cigarettes for him either. Yeah.

    15. RB

      That... He always says that.

    16. JR

      No, he's doing Sober October.

    17. RB

      Are y'all doing Sober October?

    18. JR

      Yes.

    19. RB

      Wow. Why didn't you ask me? I would've sobered up for it.

    20. JR

      Would you have?

    21. RB

      No.

    22. JR

      No, you wouldn't have done that.

    23. RB

      No, I wanna do, uh-

    24. JR

      Get fucked up October?

    25. RB

      I wanna go to re-tox.

    26. JR

      (laughs) Re-tox is to the detox?

    27. RB

      Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's what my boyfriend Johnny calls it.

    28. JR

      How-

    29. RB

      He goes, "It's time to re-tox." (laughs)

    30. JR

      How many cigarettes are you smoking a day now?

  3. 3:164:27

    Peak outrage culture and the tweet that detonated her career

    1. JR

      This whole thing has been completely fucking insane. And you caught it-

    2. RB

      Really?

    3. JR

      Yeah, I know.

    4. RB

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      I don't have to tell you. But you caught this madness, this outrage culture, right at the peak.

    6. RB

      Yeah, I did. (laughs)

    7. JR

      I think you, you hit peak outrage culture.

    8. RB

      Thank you. (laughs)

    9. JR

      Where people didn't give a fuck if you were making a joke, didn't give a fuck if you had no idea that that lady was Black, didn't give a fuck what your mental state was, didn't give a fuck if you were on Ambien, didn't give a fuck if you were drinking, didn't give a fuck if you-

    10. RB

      One thing I've learned, Joe-

    11. JR

      ... sincerely apologized.

    12. RB

      Oh, go ahead. I do wanna talk seriously about that.

    13. JR

      Oh, th- they... but they didn't care that you-

    14. RB

      Mm-mm.

    15. JR

      ... you sincerely apologized and did not... didn't mean to offend. You were cracking a joke about a woman.

    16. RB

      It, it was funny how they've mischaracterized it and lied about it and added words to it.

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. RB

      But, um, yeah, I'd like to talk about the tweet, but... Uh, yeah, I seriously apologize to all whom I inadvertently offended and... because they were offended for, like... It, it wasn't even what they say they were offended 'cause it didn't say that.

    19. JR

      No.

  4. 4:275:36

    Mass mind control vs. self-imposed conformity, and being an ‘easy target’

    1. RB

      But they think that I tweeted a... said she looked like, um, you know, somebody. And I never said anything about her looks. It was a political tweet. And it's just proof of how, um, everybody's under mass mind control because they took a, um... And of course I'm always interested in that, you know? You know that. I've talked about that.

    2. JR

      Mass mind control?

    3. RB

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      I think a lot of it's-

    5. RB

      MKUltra.

    6. JR

      ... self-imposed. That's what I think.

    7. RB

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      I think people are under the wave of self-imposed mind control. I don't think it's-

    9. RB

      (laughs)

    10. JR

      ... like, there's anybody pulling the strings.

    11. RB

      You mean, you think you can get out of it?

    12. JR

      No. I don't think anyone's pulling the strings. I don't think this is by-

    13. RB

      You don't?

    14. JR

      No, I don't. I don't think it's by design.

    15. RB

      Really?

    16. JR

      I think people are caught up in a wave of fear and paranoia-

    17. RB

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      ... and political correctness, and I think one of the reasons why atta... they attacked someone like you is, first of all, you're wealthy and successful and famous-

    19. RB

      And beautiful.

    20. JR

      ... which... You are beautiful.

    21. RB

      Thank you.

    22. JR

      And one of the best comics of all time.

    23. RB

      Oh, thank you so much.

    24. JR

      And you're also, uh, you're, you're an, an easy target.

    25. RB

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      You're a, a white woman and you're-

    27. RB

      Well, I don't identify as a white woman.

    28. JR

      What do you identify as?

    29. RB

      Uh, I identify a- as a Jew.

    30. JR

      Well, there you go.

  5. 5:366:28

    What she *meant*: Iran politics, Planet of the Apes, and tweet-storm context

    1. JR

      And this is what you thought this woman was as well. What is her name again?

    2. RB

      Well, she looks like my cousin Sharon. She looks, uh, just like my cousin. But it wasn't nothing to do with how she looks. That came after my tweet.

    3. JR

      But the-

    4. RB

      Uh, no, but-

    5. JR

      ... the looks... But wasn't it about The Planet of the Apes?

    6. RB

      It was about the work of her hands, what she engineered in Iran, and I'd been on there talking about the r... the... I call it a, a woman's revolution in Iran for years.... and speaking to people in Iran about it and what it means to, uh, the- the women who are second-class citizens there. And, uh, so if you take that one tweet out of, like, probably ... I tweet a lot, you know. (laughs) So it's probably-

    7. JR

      You do. You go crazy.

    8. RB

      ... 400,000.

    9. JR

      You get on tweet storms.

    10. RB

      No, I don't go crazy. I stay crazy.

    11. JR

      (laughs)

  6. 6:287:52

    Comedian brain, ‘crazy’ creativity, and feeling like an alien

    1. RB

      I admit it. I mean, what the fuck? They're like, "You know what? You've said you were crazy for years. And you know what? You're crazy." Well, yeah. I said it for fucking years.

    2. JR

      Yeah. Well, it's also one of the reasons why you're so funny.

    3. RB

      All of us are crazy.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. RB

      All comics are fucking nutso.

    6. JR

      100%.

    7. RB

      I don't ... At least I don't wash my keys like some.

    8. JR

      Wash their keys?

    9. RB

      I know some guys, they ha- they gotta wash their keys five, six, seven times-

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. RB

      ... before they can go on stage. What's his name? Oh, I'm so bad on names. Chris Farley? I always ask comics, you know. I ask them, "What's, what's your secret number?" What's yours, Joe? I don't know if I asked yo-

    12. JR

      I don't have a secret number.

    13. RB

      You don't have a number?

    14. JR

      No.

    15. RB

      You don't have to do something a number of times? You don't have a number?

    16. JR

      No, I don't have a number.

    17. RB

      What's your birth date?

    18. JR

      8/11/67.

    19. RB

      8 ... What's that? August?

    20. JR

      August.

    21. RB

      8/11/67. You were born in 1967?

    22. JR

      Yes.

    23. RB

      Jesus F. Christ. Um, I was in the ... My ... I was in the Utah State Hospital when you were born.

    24. JR

      What were you doing? Giving birth?

    25. RB

      No. I was in a mental institution.

    26. JR

      Whoa.

    27. RB

      That was my first hospitalization. It lasted for nine months, and it was the Utah State Hospital in Provo, where the Osmonds are from.

    28. JR

      Mm.

    29. RB

      So I was always a big Marie Osmond fan.

  7. 7:5226:58

    Mental health, Ambien, and how society treats psychological injury

    1. JR

      The, the mental health aspect of this conversation is, is an important one because here's my take on this.

    2. RB

      It's extremely important.

    3. JR

      It is important.

    4. RB

      Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      And yesterday was Mental Health Awareness Day.

    6. RB

      Yes, I know. And I was quite aware of being mentally healthy yesterday as I was smoking. (laughs)

    7. JR

      (laughs) If someone has-

    8. RB

      And eating cheese. All I eat is cheese.

    9. JR

      If someone has a, an injured leg, you don't expect them to run marathons. If someone has, uh, you know, something wrong with their liver, you don't expect them to process food correctly. You don't blame it on them. But if someone has a mental health issue and they do something erratic-

    10. RB

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... or they say something that's inappropriate and then they apologize for it, pe-

    12. RB

      Or if they're a comedian.

    13. JR

      Or if they're a comedian, and you, you've had legitimate, real, diagnosed, treated mental health issues, trauma-related issues-

    14. RB

      (burps)

    15. JR

      There you go.

    16. RB

      How do you like that, baby?

    17. JR

      Like it. Just a little-

    18. RB

      I can do the alpha bit.

    19. JR

      I think you do better. Can you?

    20. RB

      Yeah, hell yeah.

    21. JR

      Congratulations. But for whatever reason-

    22. RB

      Mm-hmm.

    23. JR

      ... people want to pretend that this is a deliberate act by a calculating person-

    24. RB

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... who is just being an asshole.

    26. RB

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      And that's not the case. You're not an asshole.

    28. RB

      Not at n- not at this time. (laughs) I have been an asshole on Twitter-

    29. JR

      But you weren't ... But you weren't-

    30. RB

      ... for a long time. Yeah.

  8. 26:5833:18

    Traumatic brain injury and hospitalization at 15: the origin story

    1. JR

      Oh, yeah. What, what was it that... When you first got, um, brought into a mental hospital, what was it about?

    2. RB

      Well, I had got hit, uh, by a car and the, uh, the hood ornament went in my head, in my brains, and scrambled them. And I, I used to be an A+ math student. I was just great in geometry. Oh, my God, I loved geometry. I got straight A's. And, uh, then, you know, I sort of fell apart after that. Took a long time to, uh, heal from it and, um, you know, uh, th-

    3. JR

      How much did your personality change?

    4. RB

      Oh, it changed drastically. But, you know, you read all that stuff about, uh, traumatic head injuries now, 'cause I, I do read a lot and talk to a lot of football players who have the same thing. And we, we do discuss it. Yeah, you change right away.

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. RB

      It's still you, but it's like a, a... It's kind of like an arti- artificial intelligence you.

    7. JR

      Do you find, um... Did, did you find that you became much more impulsive?

    8. RB

      Oh, yeah.

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. RB

      You know what I... Well, yeah. Here's what happened. I was crossing the street on my way to school.

    11. JR

      How old were you?

    12. RB

      Mm. I was 16. No, I was 15. Going to first, uh, week of high school. And, uh, I was a big nerd. And anyway, I was crossing the street and it, it was the top of a hill. And this woman, girl, she was on her way to the university, and the sun blinded her and she ran me over. And, uh, the rest is her-story. (laughs)

    13. JR

      (sighs) How, how long were you in the hospital for?

    14. RB

      Mm. Some weeks.

    15. JR

      So first, you must have been in... You must have been in a medical hospital first, and then you were mis- admitted to a mental hospital afterwards?

    16. RB

      Well, there was about three months in between.

    17. JR

      Right.

    18. RB

      Uh, but I was in the hospital for a while, you know. And, uh, I had a head concussion and a brain concussion. And I had hamburger meat for legs. So they did all these, um... What do they call them? Skin graphs on my legs. Uh, and, um... Yeah, I was in there for a while. Then I came out of there, and I had forgotten everything about math when I returned to school, which, uh, m- matter of weeks after that, maybe two months. I, I'm really bad on time now. But, uh... And, uh, I had forgotten all my math and it was just terrible. That was a big depressive, depression I went into because couldn't remember... I couldn't remember things, you know. And also, I became way more impulsive. Then I was like, I don't know what I did. Then I started going really out there into the ethers. (laughs)

    19. JR

      Mm.

    20. RB

      I went way out there.

    21. JR

      Like how so?

    22. RB

      Way out. You know how you go way out? Do you ever go way out?

    23. JR

      Not really.

    24. RB

      Oh.

    25. JR

      I mean, I've had a lot of head injuries.

    26. RB

      Oh, yeah. I bet.

    27. JR

      But not terrible.

    28. RB

      Mm-hmm.

    29. JR

      Mostly just punches and kicks. Nothing like car accidents-

    30. RB

      Yeah, yeah.

  9. 33:181:19:04

    Inside Utah State Hospital: meds, danger, and dark comedy survival

    1. JR

      So when they admitted you, what was the treatment? Like what did they do to you when you were inside the mental hospital?

    2. RB

      Well, they right away put me on an antipsychotic.

    3. JR

      What was it? Do you remember?

    4. RB

      Mellaril.

    5. JR

      And what did that do?

    6. RB

      I don't know.

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. RB

      (laughs)

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. RB

      I wasn't there.

    11. JR

      (coughs) You weren't there. You were gone.

    12. RB

      I w- uh-huh. I was gone. I was just watching these people I was in the mental institution with, and I wanted to tell that story.

    13. JR

      Yeah.

    14. RB

      Because there was this one lady. I think I told this to Paul Reubens too. I think it might be where he got Large Marge.

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. RB

      But, uh, there was this one lady and she's in this cage.

    17. JR

      (gasps)

    18. RB

      You know, she's in a cage with keys on our ward there. And, uh, uh... Christ, I can't remember her name either. Oh, Marge.

    19. JR

      Her name was Marge?

    20. RB

      Yeah. And she's about 600, 700 pounds.

    21. JR

      Whoa.

    22. RB

      And, uh, she's funnier than hell. You know, I thought, "Man, this, this chick's got some good lines." You know? And I've traded lines with her and she'd laugh. You know, y- you know, I always like jokes. You can always find a joke wherever you are, you know. That's the key to life, I think. But, um... So she... Oh, everybody called me Chunky. That was my name, Chunky.

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. RB

      And, uh, there was another girl in there named Shorty. So it was Chunky and Shorty. We were like a duo. (laughs) But anyway, um, so she's like, "Hey, Roseanne, get what's-her-name's keys when they go to dinner and open this up here and, you know, come in here." I'm like, "Okay." You know, because, you know, after all, I was crazy too. And, uh, (clears throat) I trust... I don't know. I, uh, just always... I never questioned that there was danger anywhere. I always got in trouble, you know, caught, beat up, something, you know. But, uh, so I did it, you know, and I can't... Oh, Anka, that was her name, the head nurse. I hated her because she told me I needed to bathe. I'll tell that story later.

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. RB

      It was horrifying. It changed my life. But anyway, so they all go to dinner. So I go in there, steal the keys out of the thing where they are, you know, the attendants, and I go in there with Marge and (clears throat) leave the keys in the door and close the door. Yeah. So I'm like, "Hey, Marge, you know... (laughs) How's it going, Marge?" (laughs) And she's like, "Chunky, you know why they put me in this cage, don't you?" Takes a drag of a cigarette. I go, "What? Why? No, I don't know why." "Well, Chunky, it's because they consider me to be dangerous." I'm like, "How come?"

    27. JR

      (laughs)

    28. RB

      (laughs) I am... I'm like Gomer Pyle.

    29. JR

      Right.

    30. RB

      Seriously. I'm total Gomer Pyle.

  10. 50:201:05:55

    Reboot mechanics and fallout: writers’ room fights, cast reactions, and ‘The Conners’

    1. JR

      Right. Now, when you were first approached about doing a Roseanne, uh, uh, uh, uh, relaunch, when they came to you, how, how did this all take place? And did you get to pick the people that you worked with?

    2. RB

      Um... I had already said about a year prior to that, that I supported Trump over Hillary, and it was like, you know, a big... It was in all the papers in Hollywood, how, how could she and, you know, this and that and the other.

    3. JR

      But it didn't seem to bother the American people.

    4. RB

      No.

    5. JR

      Like, outside of Hollywood-

    6. RB

      Well, they're my audience.

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. RB

      Well, you know, I always try to make content for the audience, not for the critics.

    9. JR

      Right.

    10. RB

      And, uh-

    11. JR

      And not for the industry.

    12. RB

      Not for the industry, no.

    13. JR

      The industry is ruthlessly left, like, into-

    14. RB

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      ... to the point where it's not even a thinking thing. It's just like they automatically go left because that's the way you're accepted in this town. That's the way you stay working. That's the way you stay invited to all the good parties.

    16. RB

      Well, that's the way that certain Stalinist types in show business keep it, you know? Uh, you know, everything about the media is tightly controlled in Hollywood.

    17. JR

      So when they came, who came to you with the relaunch? How did it, h- like, how does it happen that Roseanne is canceled for so long-

    18. RB

      Uh, Jon and Sarah were, they did a sketch on Sarah's talk show, and everyone liked it, and Sarah called me.

    19. JR

      And said?

    20. RB

      She said, "Jon said he's in if you, you know, if you're in."

    21. JR

      So you say, "Let's do it."

    22. RB

      "Well, if Jon's in, of course. Is Lori in?"

    23. JR

      Right.

    24. RB

      "Yeah, Lori's in. Okay. Uh, yeah, let's do it."

    25. JR

      So what, who turned on you after this was over?

    26. RB

      Um, well, I'm, my coven of lawyers advises I not get-

    27. JR

      Okay.

    28. RB

      ... into this at this time.

    29. JR

      That's probably a good-

    30. RB

      You know, I think it's self-explanatory.

  11. 1:05:551:22:51

    No path to redemption: social media punishment vs. real-life support

    1. JR

      Well, one of the things that's most shocking, uh, about this outrage culture that we live in right now, this age of outrage, is that there's no path to redemption. There's, there's no acceptance of apologies-

    2. RB

      There is, though. There is, though.

    3. JR

      Yeah, but there's not from the general public.

    4. RB

      Oh yeah. The public ... Everywhere I went, people run up to me. I've never felt so much love-

    5. JR

      In real life. In real life.

    6. RB

      ... in my entire career, in real life.

    7. JR

      But not on Twitter and not on Facebook.

    8. RB

      Oh, no. Not on social media, no.

    9. JR

      Right, not on social media. Social media, it, it magnifies the very worst aspects of humanity-

    10. RB

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... because you're not interacting with people in the real flesh.

    12. RB

      Right.

    13. JR

      You're not experiencing social cues. You're not looking them in the eye. You're not seeing them as a person.

    14. RB

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      You're just seeing them as a target online.

    16. RB

      Well, I think that Twitter ha- has a ... is a purposeful plan, uh, like Facebook. I got off Facebook years ago 'cause I realized what they were doing.

    17. JR

      What do you think f- Twitter's doing?

    18. RB

      It's doing the same thing that Facebook did.

    19. JR

      How so?

    20. RB

      It's manufacturing consent.... and, you know, is using bots to do it. (laughs) It's like-

    21. JR

      What do you mean by manufacturing consent?

    22. RB

      Uh, it's-

    23. JR

      In what way?

    24. RB

      ... a place where, like Noam Chomsky says, you know, the press manufactures consent, the consent of the governed. So that's what they're doing, is manufacturing the consent of the governed. But they also manufacture dissent. They control the opposition too on Twitter. And I like getting in between those two and causing a ruckus, 'cause I knew it was all artificial intelligence anyway. It's all just to track us. We all know that. Just like they do in China.

    25. JR

      So, what are you saying? You think there's some sort of a grand plan to get people to argue with each other?

    26. RB

      Yeah, I think it's a social experiment to turn one group against another. Which, you know, it's smart, 'cause it's the divide and conquer.

    27. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    28. RB

      And as long as we're ... Like, you know, there's all these people getting robbed, all these taxpayers getting robbed, sitting there pointing to other taxpayers that are getting robbed and blaming them. Uh, but nobody- everybody needs to look upward of our government and ask for an audit of our taxes and actually take responsibility for the things our country does. We're getting judged for it anyway.

    29. JR

      I think there's certainly people that are capitalizing-

    30. RB

      What we allow.

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