Joe Rogan Experience #1192 - Tony Hinchcliffe

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   ... -on. Powerful young…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:01

      ... -on. Powerful young Tony Hinchcliffe.

   2. THTony Hinchcliffe0:03

      Hello.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      I'm smelling this weed. (sniffs) In 12 hours, I'll be free.

   4. THTony Hinchcliffe0:09

      I'm excited for you, dude. I didn't do shit for Sober October.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      (sighs) Did you stay drunk?

   6. THTony Hinchcliffe0:14

      Uh, I didn't stay drunk. I just had a, a drink or two pretty much every night.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Would you ever consider doing something like Sober October?

   8. THTony Hinchcliffe0:20

      I mean, like, if, you know, if I was a part of it, and, like, I got all that promotional push that everybody's giving themselves, hell yeah. For the business point, for the-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:29

      That's the only reason why you'd do it?

   10. THTony Hinchcliffe0:30

       That's the only reason I would do it.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Hm.

   12. THTony Hinchcliffe0:31

       I have no reason. I'm in, I'm in, you know, I'm in perfect shape, feel good about life.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       (laughs)

   14. THTony Hinchcliffe0:36

       Every day is good. You know, I- I- I've been cutting back on things naturally. Like, I'm done with my, like, college years of, you know, getting wasted at the store and things like that. Like, it's like, you-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       Well, you're also not smoking cigarettes anymore.

   16. THTony Hinchcliffe0:49

       Right. I'm off cigarettes, which helps a lot, by the way. You know, I gotta say, for anybody out there that drinks and smokes, the two correlate. You quit one, it's gonna help with the other big time. S- but I mean, I'm just saying, like, cutting back on smoking, 'cause the two go so good together.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       Yeah, you were finding that those pens weren't really helping you that much, huh?

   18. THTony Hinchcliffe1:09

       The nicotine pens?

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:10

       Yeah.

   20. THTony Hinchcliffe1:10

       Oh, yeah, no, I loved them. Yeah, they're, they're-

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:12

       But did it help you quit?

   22. THTony Hinchcliffe1:13

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       'Cause you s- you were still, you were saying that it's not the same.

   24. THTony Hinchcliffe1:16

       It's not the same. I mean, when you're a c- when you love cigarettes, and both of my parents smoked. N- my mom quit when she got pregnant with me and then started again, like, a year later, and she would smoke, like, in the little, you know, the little house that I grew up in. And it was just always, like, my whole life was, I was built to be a cigarette smoker.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:35

       (laughs)

   26. THTony Hinchcliffe1:35

       Those two were probably smoking ciggies while banging, making me. Like, it was like, I just love cigarettes. I even still love the nice gust of secondhand smoke. It... Now that I'm a non-smoker, it blows my mind hearing people all those years say, "Oh, cigarettes stink." Like, it's like, I f- I fucking love it.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:52

       Really?

   28. THTony Hinchcliffe1:53

       Oh, I just love it. It just makes me feel good. It's weird, and I know-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:58

       That is weird.

   30. THTony Hinchcliffe1:58

       ... 'cause it's pure poison. It just goes to show, like-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Mm-mm. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      beer.

   2. THTony Hinchcliffe15:01

      Mm-mm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      Yeah. THC infused beer. I'm like, "You get that shit the fuck away from me."

   4. THTony Hinchcliffe15:05

      (laughs)

   5. RERedban15:05

      They're making CBD infused beer soon. Like, I think Budwe- Coors or Budweiser, someone invested a-

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      Really?

   7. RERedban15:10

      ... shit load of money into it in Canada or MGD.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      Wow.

   9. RERedban15:13

      Molson or Malibego.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:15

       Wow, that's interesting. Well, it would counteract the effects of alcohol in somewhat because one of the things about alcohol, right, is that it causes inflammation. CBD perhaps could counteract the inflammation.

   11. RERedban15:27

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       What am I, a scientist?

   13. THTony Hinchcliffe15:29

       I don't mess around with any of that THC infused stuff. I like-

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       No.

   15. THTony Hinchcliffe15:32

       ... I like the CBD, but THC, when it comes to anything other than smoking it, I do not play.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       You know what I like, pal? I like these.

   17. THTony Hinchcliffe15:40

       Yep.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:40

       I like joints that are wrapped in- in tobacco.

   19. THTony Hinchcliffe15:44

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:44

       These Backwoods jammies, these are my favorite.

   21. THTony Hinchcliffe15:47

       Those are perfect.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Because they give you like a little bit of elevation, you get a little bit from the- from the cigarette, the nicotine, the tobacco, and then you get the weed. Whoa!

   23. THTony Hinchcliffe15:56

       Mm-hmm.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       It's a combo.

   25. RERedban15:57

       Corona Modelo.

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       Mm, Corona Modelo was the first to take the plunge, investing hundreds of millions of dollars into a Canadian outfit in order to bring THC infused brews to market in Northern Nation. Now, Molson Coors, the second-largest brewer in the world, is reportedly getting into the game. The game. Yeah, that's what's gonna be interesting is when like Smirnoff starts investing in marijuana, you know, 'cause they're going to. It's g-... It's, uh, 100% legal in Canada now. Canada is just- it's just like buying a beer.

   27. THTony Hinchcliffe16:29

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:29

       It's thank God, Canada. You've-

   29. THTony Hinchcliffe16:32

       And you-

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:32

       ... you bad motherfuckers up there.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   She said, "Why can't…

   1. THTony Hinchcliffe30:00

      and I never really got it all the way. She said that back in her day, people used to be Black for Halloween.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      She said, "Why can't you dress up as, like, Diana Ross?"

   3. THTony Hinchcliffe30:10

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      Like, uh, she essentially said, "What's wrong with wearing blackface?" She's like, "Why is it bad for a b-" sh- she threw one in that's not even really bad-

   5. THTony Hinchcliffe30:18

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:18

      ... as it ... Like, she started with, "Why is it bad for a Black person to dress up as a white person or a white person dress up as a Black person?" Well, it's not. Nobody says it's bad for a Black person to dress up as a white person. Dave Chappelle did it on his TV show forever.

   7. THTony Hinchcliffe30:32

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:32

      Remember?

   9. THTony Hinchcliffe30:33

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       He would do that?

   11. THTony Hinchcliffe30:34

       Oh, yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       (clears throat) Nobody cared. It's bad because they used to have minstrel shows. Like, if ... She, she knew the history of it, like, you go to back and watch Al Jolson. Have you ever watched some of that stuff?

   13. THTony Hinchcliffe30:44

       A little bit, but, I mean-

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       We should watch some of that.

   15. THTony Hinchcliffe30:47

       Okay.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       The Al Jolson stuff.

   17. RERedban30:49

       Uh, I don't think we can.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:50

       Really?

   19. RERedban30:50

       Yeah, I mean-

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       What would happen? We go to jail?

   21. RERedban30:52

       No, just-

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:53

       PC police?

   23. RERedban30:55

       No, no.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:55

       YouTube?

   25. RERedban30:55

       No, no. Yeah, yeah, YouTube.

   26. THTony Hinchcliffe30:56

       What about White Chicks? Remember White Chicks when the Wayans brothers, uh ...

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:00

       Oh, yeah. They had that whole movie where they wore whiteface.

   28. THTony Hinchcliffe31:02

       Huge movie.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:03

       Nobody cares.

   30. THTony Hinchcliffe31:04

       Heavily promoted movie.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Whoa. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

   2. THTony Hinchcliffe45:00

      Whoa.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      Three flights of stairs. And I was like, "Okay, I might've fucked something up." (laughs)

   4. THTony Hinchcliffe45:05

      Oh, man. That was today?

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      That was today. (laughs)

   6. THTony Hinchcliffe45:08

      Geez.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:08

      That was today.

   8. THTony Hinchcliffe45:09

      What does it mean?

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      Um, I think my body's breaking down.

   10. THTony Hinchcliffe45:14

       Ah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:14

       I think I've got, like, serious muscle breakdown, to the point, like, my muscles are so sore that I'm, I'm, I'm ignoring that they're sore. And even though they're really, really sore, I'm still doing, like, three hours of cardio. Like, I limped up to the, uh, to the trail when I ran with my dog yesterday. And then I ran two miles, and then after I ran two miles, I did an hour and a half on the elliptical machine. And then after I did an hour and a half on the elliptical machine, I did 45 minutes of kicking the bag, punching and kicking the bag.

   12. THTony Hinchcliffe45:44

       I took two naps yesterday.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       (laughs)

   14. THTony Hinchcliffe45:46

       Two separate naps.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       ... (laughs) My point is, Argus taught me something-

   16. THTony Hinchcliffe45:52

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       ... by telling me about this high that you get from all this cardio. And I was like, "What kind of fucking nonsense is that?" I knew that there's, like, an endorphin high, but I didn't, I didn't think it was really specific. But there's a very specific high that you get, and it's like, if you could take a pill that puts you in the state of mind that I am when I work out this much, everybody would take it, and the world would be a better place, 'cause you don't give a fuck.

   18. THTony Hinchcliffe46:15

       Right.

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       You don't give a fuck about anything. I mean, not that you don't care about people and friends and loved ones, but there's no anxiety. There's no... All the chatter, all the negative chatter that you get in your brain that you have to, like, push off and ignore, (imitates fart) that sh- shuts off.

   20. THTony Hinchcliffe46:30

       Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:30

       Gone, nonexistent. And I wonder how much of that is there because your, your brain is almost trying to create problems and conflict because you're not getting enough exercise.

   22. THTony Hinchcliffe46:41

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:42

       'Cause your, your body's supposed to get a specific amount of exercise.

   24. THTony Hinchcliffe46:45

       My dog is, uh, I think, like, eight months old or something now, and I've learned a lot from having this dog this time. Like, I didn't notice a lot of stuff with the other dogs that I've raised in the past bec- ... in the past, because with this one, it's very clear. And, I mean, they're all that way, but if you don't work it out and you don't take it and exercise it, she's crazy.

   25. JRJoe Rogan47:07

       Oh, yeah.

   26. THTony Hinchcliffe47:07

       She, she can be a nut, and she shows you by be- being weird, not necessarily destroying stuff, but, you know, just b- being weird, little things, by nibbling at your finger a different way with just her little front teeth, like, sort of, like, telling you something, like, "Hey, dude, I need to fucking get some exercise in." And we're all... That we're, we're... We are that same way. So our brain is gonna make more complex ways for us to be freaked out, basically run for our lives, right?

   27. JRJoe Rogan47:37

       Yeah.

   28. THTony Hinchcliffe47:37

       Like, if I don't just... I mean, again, I barely do cardio, but I do do it pretty consistently, but it's short. It's, like, a mile or two.

   29. JRJoe Rogan47:46

       That's all you need, really.

   30. THTony Hinchcliffe47:47

       Yeah. But... And, and it cleanses the palate. It's like ginger between sushi slices. And, (inhales) and if I go without it, absolutely, it compiles.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:13:12

   She a- appeared to…

   1. GUGuest1:00:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      She a- appeared to be-

   3. RERedban1:00:01

      See, that's the first one.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      (laughs)

   5. RERedban1:00:05

      (laughs) And ...

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      Is it? But it's weird when you watch it now, like, y- you know, this is her demise. Like, you're watching the stumble, when she trips off the rock and falls off the cliff. This is the stumble. Like, I don't get it. How is that racist to wanna be Diana Ross? Then play it again.

   7. GUGuest1:00:25

      ... for Halloween. Yeah, like I, back, back when-

   8. RERedban1:00:27

      Can I-

   9. GUGuest1:00:27

      ... I was a kid, that was okay as long as you were dressing up as, like, a character.

   10. RERedban1:00:31

       I mean, but-

   11. GUGuest1:00:31

       And that-

   12. RERedban1:00:32

       ... this is some guy's commentary from Wall Street Journal.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       That was a wrap.

   14. RERedban1:00:37

       Um.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       My favorite one of, of hers that she ever said ...

   16. RERedban1:00:40

       One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, d- Oh, sorry.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       My favorite one of hers ... We're good.

   18. RERedban1:00:44

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       My favorite one of hers she ever said was, uh, they were, they were doing this thing on Fox News about Santa Claus, and someone had something about Santa Claus being black. They did something about Santa Claus being black. And she just went, "Uh, well, Santa Claus is definitely white." And she was like ... I think she said it to kids, like, "Kids, Santa Claus is definitely white." Or, "Kids, Santa Claus is real, and he's definitely white." Like, I forget what the exact terminology was, but she basically said Santa Claus is definitely white. Like, Santa Claus isn't fucking real. Okay? That's like saying Spider-Man's definitely white.

   20. RERedban1:01:17

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:18

       (laughs)

   22. THTony Hinchcliffe1:01:18

       She didn't get fired from Fox for saying that. She probably got a raise for saying that, right?

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:22

       Yeah. Yeah, they licked her toes.

   24. THTony Hinchcliffe1:01:23

       Whole different thing at Fox.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:24

       Well, it was then. They don't want her now.

   26. THTony Hinchcliffe1:01:26

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:27

       She wanted to go back and they're like, "Nah, we're good." Ugh. Yeah, they wouldn't even take her back. The thing is, you can't go from being an ice princess in a conservative right-wing channel to being, like, Oprah. Well, she was trying to be like Oprah.

   28. THTony Hinchcliffe1:01:41

       Yeah, I don't ... I'll, I'll never really get what NBC was thinking there. They were just like-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:45

       They were thinking, "Cha-ching!"Yeah.

   30. GUGuest1:01:47

       Get that paper.

Episode duration: 2:16:58