Joe Rogan Experience #1195 - Christina P

Joe Rogan 0:00 (singing)

Christina P 0:03 (singing) Isn't... Aren't they making James Bond, a woman? Oh, I'm sorry.

Joe Rogan 0:07 I think they are making James Bond woman. I hope it's a Black woman who's queer.

Christina P 0:11 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:11 That's the only way for justice to be served.

Christina P 0:13 And non-binary.

Joe Rogan 0:14 Yes. But what does that mean?

Christina P 0:16 She's n-... Her gender can switch throughout the film, depending on where she is.

Joe Rogan 0:20 Oh, that's non-binary? Hmm.

Christina P 0:22 Gender flux.

Joe Rogan 0:23 Gender-fluid. I thought that was gender-fluid.

Christina P 0:25 Gender-fluid, sorry.

Joe Rogan 0:25 Yeah.

Christina P 0:25 What's your pronoun today?

Joe Rogan 0:27 Uh, -zer.

Christina P 0:28 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:29 (laughs) I've always wanted to have a Z in there.

Christina P 0:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:34 I think Zs are cool.

Christina P 0:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:36 Zorro.

Christina P 0:36 Zorros.

Joe Rogan 0:37 Yeah. Zors.

Christina P 0:38 Zimz. I feel like, "Your Highness."

Joe Rogan 0:41 Oh. That's good.

Christina P 0:42 That's a good one, right?

Joe Rogan 0:43 Yeah. That's good. Yeah, "Your Highness" can be a guy or a girl.

Christina P 0:47 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 0:48 Whoa, it's gender-neutral.

Christina P 0:51 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:51 Your Highness. Now, if you said, "I'm a princess," I would go, "Okay. Well, you're gendering yourself."

Christina P 0:56 That's true. That's true.

Joe Rogan 0:57 Yes.

Christina P 0:57 And I refuse to do that. I have two little boys, and, you know, we force them to be gender-neutral. They don't play with rocks and stuff.

Joe Rogan 1:04 I was watching a show on that, a legit show on that.

Christina P 1:06 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:06 From Cambridge. This couple was raising their kid gender-neutral.

Christina P 1:10 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:10 They're like... (laughs) They have two kids, and they were both, like, wearing, like, whatever. They're wearing, like, weird clothes.

Christina P 1:16 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:17 And like, it didn't necessarily look like they were wearing boys' clothes or girls' clothes, and they didn't call them girls or boys. They let them play with anything they wanted.

Christina P 1:24 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:25 And they didn't call them boys.

Christina P 1:26 Well, what did they say?

Joe Rogan 1:28 It was fucking weird. It was just some poor guy who's stuck with some crazy bitch.

Christina P 1:32 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:33 And... (laughs)

Christina P 1:33 Exactly.

Joe Rogan 1:34 And she's... You know, and he was probably trying really hard to be, like, progressive, and, like, figure out a, what-

Christina P 1:40 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:40 You know, "How do we not gender our children?" And...

Christina P 1:43 Yeah. And it's interesting you do that voice, 'cause they all do up-speak at the end-

Joe Rogan 1:48 Yes, they do.

Christina P 1:48 ... to be enlightened.

Joe Rogan 1:50 Well, it's the only way to show you're progressive.

Christina P 1:53 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:53 Because if you notice, conservative people just don't talk like that.

Christina P 1:58 No.

Joe Rogan 1:58 They don't... "We need to stop the caravan-"

Christina P 2:01 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 2:01 "... before it gets to the wall."

Christina P 2:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 2:03 "Donald Trump is our savior, 'cause he's like the one who really appreciates, like, American values."

Christina P 2:10 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 2:10 You never hear that. It's only, it's only... It's a super liberal calling.

Christina P 2:15 It is, it is. Oh, back, back to this non-binary.

Joe Rogan 2:18 Yeah.

Christina P 2:18 Uh, we, we did a clip on Your Mom's House. There was a couple somewhere in the Netherlands, and they had a three-year-old zim/zer child, and another-

Joe Rogan 2:27 Zim/zer. (laughs)

Christina P 2:27 Two zim/zers. (laughs) And, and every day, they would ask the three-year-old, "What gender do you feel like today?"

Joe Rogan 2:35 Oh, boy.

Christina P 2:35 And I'm like, that's... Yeah. I know.

Joe Rogan 2:37 Oh, boy.

Christina P 2:37 Talk about the pressure. And I'm like, I have a th- almost three-year-old. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know. Like, he doesn't think in terms of-

Joe Rogan 2:44 I didn't think about it.

Christina P 2:44 Yeah. He's like, "I don't know. I'm... Whatever." But to put the pressure, like, "What are you today? What are you feeling?"

Joe Rogan 2:49 Yeah. My eight-year-old loves to play with things like race cars, and she used to love to play with trucks, and she used to love to play-

Christina P 2:59 She's a girl?

Joe Rogan 3:00 She's a... Yeah. She might be my girlfriend.

Christina P 3:01 Mm.

Joe Rogan 3:02 She... (laughs)

Christina P 3:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 3:03 (laughs) She's... She loves to play with superheroes.

Christina P 3:07 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 3:07 And things like that. Like, some of them are, like, very b- But then again, she loves pink, and she likes getting her nails done, and she likes looking pretty. And she has... There's some cool shit that boys like that girls like too. Like, she's pretty aggressive.

Christina P 3:22 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 3:22 Like, she takes MMA classes, and she throws boys around.

Christina P 3:25 I love it.

Joe Rogan 3:25 She gets, like, super hyped up when she has to wrestle with boys.

Christina P 3:28 I love it.

Joe Rogan 3:29 Like, she, she really... She's... It's crazy to watch, like a little psychoaggressive eight-year-old. But she's also, like, really sweet. Like, the sweetest kid to everybody. Just gets, like, real competitive with that kind of stuff.

Christina P 3:41 Yeah. They say that that's the, uh, magic age, eight, nine in girls, and then, uh, where they're very confident. It's like the end of the confidence era. And then puberty strikes-

Joe Rogan 3:53 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 3:53 ... and the hormones take over, and the pressure-

Joe Rogan 3:55 They start freaking out.

Christina P 3:56 Yeah, to be sexy. So Pippi Longstocking-

Joe Rogan 3:59 Ah.

Christina P 3:59 ... that cool-ass character, who was doing that shit. Remember Pippi Longstocking? Beating up cops? She had a-

Joe Rogan 4:04 (laughs)

Christina P 4:04 She had, like, a treasure trove, so she was a, she was a millionaire on her own. Her dad was a pirate.

Joe Rogan 4:10 Really?

Christina P 4:11 Hell yeah, dude. Watch... Remember those old Pippi Longstockings?

Joe Rogan 4:14 I don't remember Pippi Longstocking very much. I remember the name. I don't remember the narrative.

Christina P 4:17 Oh. The show was great, and it was subtitled poorly, and her lips, you know, didn't match up with what she was saying. It was on Channel 5 in LA every Sunday afternoon.

Joe Rogan 4:26 Where is it from originally?

Christina P 4:27 Uh, Sweden, I believe.

Joe Rogan 4:29 Whoa.

Christina P 4:29 Astrid Lindgren wrote these books about her daughter, who was that age. Eight, eight years old is the magic age.

Joe Rogan 4:35 There it is.

Christina P 4:35 There she is, the original one.

Joe Rogan 4:36 Pippi Longstocking, the TV series.

Christina P 4:38 And she said, "Girls are kinda smelly, kinda awkward," and that's before puberty robs you of your, uh, you know.

Joe Rogan 4:44 Wow.

Christina P 4:44 Now, fuck this new school. I'm talking the old '70s, bitch.

Joe Rogan 4:49 (laughs)

Christina P 4:49 There she goes. She's got a monkey?

Joe Rogan 4:51 Is that her?

Christina P 4:51 Hey.

Joe Rogan 4:52 Wow, she had a monkey.

Christina P 4:53 I know you love monkeys.

Joe Rogan 4:54 I do love monkeys. Is that a monkey in a scarf?

Christina P 4:57 Yeah, dude. She was badass.

Joe Rogan 4:58 Wow.

Christina P 4:59 She beat the shit out of people.

Joe Rogan 5:00 Wow.

Christina P 5:01 Uh, but yeah. I think... I played with, uh, boy stuff too, 'cause my dad... I was raised by a single dad, somewhat, so he gave me, like, a BMX dirt bike, and I would ride it in the LA River. You know.

Joe Rogan 5:15 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 5:15 And then I like dolls too. And that's what makes a female comic, so you might-

Joe Rogan 5:18 (laughs)

Christina P 5:19 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 5:20 Yeah. There's always something fucked up.

Christina P 5:22 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:22 Because none of us, none of us are normal.

Christina P 5:25 No.

Joe Rogan 5:25 That's a fact. Find one that is. I never met one. Who's normal?

Christina P 5:29 No. Segura's mo- my husband. I'm sorry, Mr. Pazsitsky. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 5:33 (laughs)

Christina P 5:35 Do you love that Garth Brooks is doing that? Have you seen that?

Joe Rogan 5:37 That's hilarious.

Christina P 5:38 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 5:38 It's fucking hilarious.

Christina P 5:40 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:41 What is that?

Christina P 5:42 It's... I think it's somebody...

Joe Rogan 5:44 People don't know what we're talking about.

Christina P 5:45 Oh, okay. So Garth Brooks-

Joe Rogan 5:47 (laughs)

Christina P 5:49 ... who's, uh, infinitely talented.

Joe Rogan 5:51 Yeah.

Christina P 5:51 I'm not saying the guy's not talented. He's a mega, mega, mega star.

Joe Rogan 5:54 Yeah.

Christina P 5:55 ... is he started doing social media.

Joe Rogan 5:57 And it's as fucking strange as can be.

Christina P 6:01 (laughs)

Narrator 6:02 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 6:02 It's so strange.

Christina P 6:03 Yeah, he doesn't quite know how to do it. I think someone's telling him, like, "Hey, just be personable. Be fun." So-

Joe Rogan 6:09 But he just seems so weird. And Tom is, like, constantly on it.

Christina P 6:13 Oh, yeah. We make fun of him relentlessly-

Joe Rogan 6:16 (laughs)

Christina P 6:16 ... when we're at his house. It is nonstop because he'll be like, he'll be like, "Hey, everybody. (pants) It's me, Garth. We're at Studio G." And he has a thing called Studio G.

Joe Rogan 6:25 G- g- for Garth.

Christina P 6:26 For Garth. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 6:28 Get it? G- g- Garth.

Christina P 6:30 Weird.

Joe Rogan 6:31 Look, it's Studio G.

Christina P 6:32 Studio G.

Joe Rogan 6:32 Inside Studio G. Hey, y'all.

Christina P 6:34 And then he, he just learned-

Joe Rogan 6:35 I'm selling cassette tapes.

Christina P 6:38 (laughs) Cassette tapes.

Joe Rogan 6:40 Whoa. That's just-

Christina P 6:40 There, look at his audience though.

Joe Rogan 6:41 He's doing some fucking giant ass places.

Christina P 6:44 He really is.

Joe Rogan 6:45 Holy shit.

Christina P 6:45 And so he does these posts where he's like, "It's, uh, it's Trisha's birthday." That's his wife. (laughs) "Everybody send her pictures of your favorite cupcakes."

Joe Rogan 6:55 Cupcakes with-

Christina P 6:56 #fun, #mryearwood, #youretit. And you're like, "That's not even-"

Joe Rogan 6:59 Yeah, I saw that. Like th- doing, him doing the hashtag was rough.

Christina P 7:03 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 7:04 Like, what the fuck, Garth?

Christina P 7:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:07 Your Mom's House is a fun show. I, when I, whenever I want just silly, I tune into you guys.

Christina P 7:13 Thank you.

Joe Rogan 7:13 'Cause you rarely deviate from silly.

Christina P 7:16 No.

Joe Rogan 7:16 You guys are just, just goofing off on shit all the time. It's always completely preposterous. And this new guy that you guys have been following, the try it out guy, what the fuck?

Christina P 7:27 Can we play him?

Joe Rogan 7:27 Yes, we can play him.

Christina P 7:28 Let's try it out. Man, I'm so glad you said that.

Joe Rogan 7:31 This guy's real? This guy's a ... This is a real guy?

Christina P 7:33 1000% real.

Joe Rogan 7:35 Oh my God.

Christina P 7:35 1000%. And by the way, we loved you on Your Mom's House. You fit right in.

Joe Rogan 7:40 Thank you.

Christina P 7:40 And I hope you come back one day.

Joe Rogan 7:41 I would love to.

Christina P 7:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:42 I'll do it anytime.

Christina P 7:43 Please.

Joe Rogan 7:44 Well, we're all in the neighborhood.

Christina P 7:45 Yeah, I know, right?

Joe Rogan 7:46 Yeah, we, we're all close by.

Christina P 7:47 Uh, yeah, it's only about farts and dicks and guys-

Joe Rogan 7:50 (laughs)

Christina P 7:50 ... who don't know how to ask for a lady's affection properly.

Joe Rogan 7:54 Well, you also find people online that are just the most preposterous people. So this is the guy. Give me some volume on this guy.

Christina P 8:00 This guy-

Narrator 8:01 100%. I think this is the right clip.

Christina P 8:03 Yeah.

Narrator 8:03 I hope it's not edited or something.

Christina P 8:04 He's, he's looking for love. There's also on, if you type in "try it out"-

Joe Rogan 8:07 I'm looking ... It says, "I'm looking for hardcore guys to come to my shows." (laughs)

Narrator 8:10 Or is this Tom, Tom Clifford stuff? Okay.

Joe Rogan 8:12 I know, I know, I know. I see. Oh.

Christina P 8:15 Oh my God.

Joe Rogan 8:15 So play this guy.

Narrator 8:17 If you're a hot Black guy and you wanna fuck me at 23.95, if you wanna move in, you can move in.

8:23 He has an edited video.

8:23 But you gotta fuck me. I'm, I need, I need to be fucked a lot, man. Get free food, free rent and everything else, man. Here's the deal, man. Men from jail, homeless or, um, if you're a thug, wanna come move in, a friend can move in with you too, man. Free rent. You get a lease and a key. Fuck me, piss on me, beat me, ho meow now. You see me, wanna come over today and try it out? Try it out, man. It's in my building, try it out. You wanna fucking piss on me? Try it out. Seriously, I probably own this. Fuck, man. I'm looking for hardcore guys who mean it and wanna do it, and I want to deliver it. I'm a hot, white trash cum dump. Let's fuck.

Joe Rogan 8:57 (laughs) "I'm a hot, white trash cum dump. Let's fuck." Oh my God.

Christina P 9:04 (gasps)

Joe Rogan 9:04 You gotta see ... And folks just listening, you gotta see this guy. The fucking sus- sincerity in his eyes-

Christina P 9:10 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 9:11 ... when he's saying these things.

Christina P 9:12 He needs to get laid.

Joe Rogan 9:14 (laughs)

Christina P 9:14 Watching your face watch the try it out guy-

Joe Rogan 9:17 (laughs)

Christina P 9:17 ... was probably my favorite thing in life.

Joe Rogan 9:19 What did I do?

Christina P 9:20 Y- it was like a look of, like, ugh, like it made you sad.

Joe Rogan 9:24 Did it?

Narrator 9:24 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 9:24 From ... Did it make you ... Do you feel like it made Joe sad?

Joe Rogan 9:27 It made me sad?

Narrator 9:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 9:28 Yeah. (laughs)

Christina P 9:28 How'd you feel inside? (laughs)

Joe Rogan 9:29 I didn't feel sad. It's weird that I look sad. Maybe I'm, uh, maybe I'm hiding that I'm sad to myself.

Christina P 9:35 Maybe.

Joe Rogan 9:36 Yeah, I'm hiding it from myself.

Christina P 9:38 But this guy really needs it, and he really puts it out there.

Joe Rogan 9:42 "Try it out. You wanna piss on me?"

Christina P 9:43 Try it out. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 9:45 "Try it out." (laughs) "I'm a white trash cum dump." Like, whoa, buddy.

Christina P 9:48 Yeah, anybody, men from jail-

Joe Rogan 9:50 Oh yeah, and there's animated-

Christina P 9:53 ... Black guys.

Joe Rogan 9:53 Uh, there's an animated version of it.

Christina P 9:54 Yeah, so it started a flurry of animated try it out guys, and then people started to submit their own takes. He's ... There's Tommy doing a try it out.

Joe Rogan 10:06 (laughs)

Christina P 10:06 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 10:06 (laughs)

Christina P 10:09 That's so stupid. That's so stupid. Oh.

Joe Rogan 10:11 Give me some volume.

Narrator 10:12 It's the same clip right here.

Joe Rogan 10:14 I don't care.

Narrator 10:14 Okay.

10:15 I'm, I need, I need to be fucked a lot.

Christina P 10:16 Hold on.

Joe Rogan 10:17 (laughs)

Narrator 10:17 Get free food, free rent, and everything else, man. Here's the deal, man.

Joe Rogan 10:21 "Here's the deal, man." (laughs)

Narrator 10:21 Men from jail, homeless or, um, if you're a thug, wanna come move in, a friend can move in with you too, man. Free rent. You get a lease and a key. Fuck me, piss on me, beat me, ho meow now. You see me, wanna come over today and try it out?

Christina P 10:33 What did he say there?

Joe Rogan 10:35 What?

Narrator 10:35 Uh-

Christina P 10:35 Rewind it just a little bit, Jamie. He goes, um, it's, he goes, "Piss on me."

Narrator 10:38 Fuck me, piss on me, beat me, ho meow now.

Christina P 10:40 What's that?

Narrator 10:40 He's-

Christina P 10:40 What's that? Ho meow meow. What do you think he's saying?

Joe Rogan 10:43 It's a good question. One more time.

Narrator 10:45 ... free rent. You get a lease and a key. Fuck me, piss on me, beat me, ho meow now. You see me, wanna c-

Joe Rogan 10:50 Don't know what that is.

Narrator 10:52 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 10:52 What is he saying?

Christina P 10:53 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 10:53 We have to go do that like the Zapruder film.

Christina P 10:56 Well ...

Narrator 10:58 They, they've tried. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 10:58 Yeah.

Christina P 10:58 What do you, uh, what do you hear? Like-

Joe Rogan 11:00 Ho meow now.

Christina P 11:00 Ho ... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:02 (laughs)

Narrator 11:02 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:02 That just didn't seem like a word to me.

Christina P 11:04 Ho-

Joe Rogan 11:04 Ho meow now.

Christina P 11:05 Ho, ho, ho a man out?

Narrator 11:08 ... a key. Fuck me, piss on me, beat me, ho meow now.

Christina P 11:12 Right?

Joe Rogan 11:14 Ho meow now.

Christina P 11:16 (laughs)

Narrator 11:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:16 What does that mean? (laughs)

Christina P 11:17 Ho, ho, ho, ho a man ... Ho a man out is one pot-

Joe Rogan 11:21 Ooh. Oh, maybe. Let me hear that again.

Christina P 11:24 ... potential-

Narrator 11:24 Uh, right there.

Joe Rogan 11:24 Maybe that's it.

Narrator 11:25 ... a key. Fuck me, piss on me, beat me, ho meow now. You s-

Joe Rogan 11:29 Could be anything. Ho meow now.

Christina P 11:32 Ho ... (laughs) Ho-

Joe Rogan 11:33 Maybe it's another language.

Christina P 11:34 Ho men ya. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:35 If we were, like, working for the government and we were trying to decipher-

Christina P 11:38 Yes.

Joe Rogan 11:38 ... like, a tape. Like, we have to find out where the kidnapper is being held.

Christina P 11:41 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:42 Ho men now.

Narrator 11:42 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:43 They have to, like, strip the audio, the layers.

Narrator 11:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:45 Yeah.

Christina P 11:45 I hear a train in the distance.

Joe Rogan 11:46 Right, we'd be, uh, audio experts in a room somewhere.

Christina P 11:49 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:49 We've got it. We've got it.

Christina P 11:51 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:51 Ho man out. Ho man out. Ho man out.

Christina P 11:54 It's either-

Joe Rogan 11:55 Ho a man out. Ho men out!He's a prostitute.

Christina P 11:57 (laughs) It could be, or it could be, "I'm home, I'm home here now." 'Cause he gives out his address. He goes-

Joe Rogan 12:03 Okay, one more time.

Christina P 12:04 ... "I'm at 2395," and we cut it out, we cut it out.

Joe Rogan 12:08 Right. Right.

Narrator 12:08 Fuck me.

12:09 She, she left you now.

12:09 Hit something, beat me, I'm home here now.

Joe Rogan 12:11 It could be anything.

Christina P 12:13 Home, home...

Joe Rogan 12:13 Home and out.

Christina P 12:14 Home and now. Anyway, huge debate in the Your Moms House community.

Joe Rogan 12:18 (clears throat)

Christina P 12:20 Um, it, there's no final answer on that.

Joe Rogan 12:21 (laughs) You'd have to talk to him. Have you reached out to him?

Narrator 12:25 (laughs)

Christina P 12:25 We've tried, yeah.

Joe Rogan 12:26 Mm-hmm. Where is he?

Christina P 12:27 There's a, there's a few Your Moms House stars, I believe, in, um... Oh my gosh, maybe on the East Coast somewhere. Uh, for example, sorry-

Joe Rogan 12:35 He's on the East Coast?

Christina P 12:35 ... I don't sleep very much. Yeah. Um, we've reached out to him.

Joe Rogan 12:38 You got baby brain?

Christina P 12:38 Yeah. S- I'm three months deep in the game, bro.

Joe Rogan 12:41 (sighs)

Christina P 12:41 I'm like, I'm going crazy. Him and, uh, King Ass Ripper won't respond, and we've reached out with offers of money and-

Joe Rogan 12:47 Really?

Christina P 12:47 ... not, they won't do it. And it's so weird, it's always the ones we want the most that never quite...

Joe Rogan 12:51 The King Ass Ripper would be just farting in your room though.

Christina P 12:54 Farting, oh yeah.

Joe Rogan 12:56 Would you want that?

Christina P 12:57 I'd like to talk to him and like to know.

Joe Rogan 12:59 But he would just start farting in the room.

Christina P 13:00 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 13:00 That's what he does, right? He just farts all the time.

Christina P 13:03 Yeah, but I'm curious what's the drive? Like he's clearly not driven by sex because that's really rep- repellent to women or...

Joe Rogan 13:10 Yeah, but maybe, maybe like for him it's a turn-on.

Christina P 13:14 To fart?

Joe Rogan 13:15 Yeah.

Christina P 13:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 13:17 Like even though it's like probably disgusting to women, maybe for him-

Narrator 13:21 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 13:21 ... it's a turn-on to be disgusting.

Christina P 13:23 Ah, the repulsion thing, so she's like, "Oh my God-

Joe Rogan 13:26 Yeah.

Christina P 13:26 ... you're so nasty." And then she's...

Joe Rogan 13:28 Yeah, there's like some boys who were spanked for shitting their pants and stuff when they were young, they developed this weird thing about shit.

Christina P 13:37 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 13:37 And they'll like being naughty-

Christina P 13:39 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 13:39 ... and they even connect like sexually being naughty with shit and farts-

Christina P 13:44 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 13:44 ... and things like that, yeah.

Christina P 13:45 Right, a fetish. That's, they say that's how the fetish starts, right?

Joe Rogan 13:49 Chris Ryan was trying to explain it to me so... one day, uh, Dr. Chris Ryan from, uh, Sex at Dawn, the book, and he was saying that there's an imprinting stage in young men's lives where like they... like even a young man that's not gay-

Christina P 14:04 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 14:04 ... like say during this imprinting stage when they're very young, if they get their dick sucked by a guy and they, they orgasm, they could potentially get turned on by guys sucking their dick even if they're not gay.

Christina P 14:16 Hmm, sure.

Joe Rogan 14:17 Because it's imprinted on them at a very early age, like by them getting molested at an early age, it fucks with their sexual, like what in their mind is considered sexual pleasure.

Christina P 14:29 Mm-hmm, yeah. I can see that, the wires get crossed early.

Joe Rogan 14:32 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 14:32 And then maybe you're attracted and repulsed at the same time to a man-

Joe Rogan 14:36 Yeah, sure.

Christina P 14:36 ... and then you're like, "Uh-"

Joe Rogan 14:37 Angry.

Christina P 14:38 "... I don't know if I'm gay or I kind of want to do this, but I don't want to do this."

Joe Rogan 14:41 Mm-hmm, you, you were molested, but yet you're also turned on.

Christina P 14:45 Yeah. Shame, a lot of shame-

Joe Rogan 14:47 Yeah.

Christina P 14:47 ... I'm sure attached to that too. Oof.

Joe Rogan 14:49 Oh, for sure, yeah, and a lot of anger. You know, what's really strange is when you go back through history, how often men were having sex with young boys.

Christina P 15:01 I know, the Greeks loved to, uh, do that.

Joe Rogan 15:04 Yeah, Romans.

Christina P 15:05 Yes.

Joe Rogan 15:05 Greeks. Many, many different, um, ancient civilizations thought it was normal for men to have young boys as, you know, as sex partners.

Christina P 15:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 15:18 Fucking-

Christina P 15:18 Crazy.

Joe Rogan 15:19 ... fucking strange.

Christina P 15:20 Yeah, and then the Christians, right? Didn't the Christians come along? And they were like, "Wait a minute."

Joe Rogan 15:25 "We, we'll show you how to do this."

Christina P 15:26 "We..." (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 15:27 "We gotta do this only with priests."

Christina P 15:28 Right, right. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 15:29 "And you gotta move them around."

Christina P 15:31 Only the elite get to rape children. Uh, yeah, it's interesting.

Joe Rogan 15:35 It's, that is...

Christina P 15:35 It is crazy.

Joe Rogan 15:36 To this day, my most shocked that I ever am when people get upset at me is when I shit on Catholicism, is when I shit on child molesting, I'm like, "L- what? What... Are y- are we pretending that this shit isn't happening constantly?"

Christina P 15:49 Right.

Joe Rogan 15:50 I mean, if, if they were anything else, like say it was the NBA. If the NBA was traveling around just fucking kids.

Christina P 15:57 (laughs) Right.

Joe Rogan 15:57 They're playing basketball.

Christina P 15:58 Right.

Joe Rogan 15:58 Yeah, but they're fucking kids.

Christina P 15:59 That's interesting.

Joe Rogan 15:59 Like who would say, "Yeah, but man, they're playing good basketball."

Christina P 16:03 Right, right.

Joe Rogan 16:03 "They're fucking dunking, they, they sh- lay ups."

Christina P 16:06 Good show.

Joe Rogan 16:06 "Three pointers from the outside."

Christina P 16:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 16:08 "They are playing some serious basketball and sometimes they fuck some kids."

Narrator 16:12 All I typed in was Catholic priest.

Christina P 16:13 Yeah. It's-

Narrator 16:14 And there's, there's three different stories in three different spots.

Joe Rogan 16:17 Yeah.

Christina P 16:17 Oh, you gotta go.

Joe Rogan 16:17 Buffalo Catholic dioc- how do you say that?

Christina P 16:20 Diocese.

Narrator 16:21 Diocese.

Christina P 16:21 Diocese.

Joe Rogan 16:21 (clears throat) New list of priests accused of sexual abuse.

Christina P 16:24 That's fucked up.

Joe Rogan 16:25 Yep. Catholic priests re- react to clergy sex abuse meeting with Bishop Malone. Catholic p- priests removed from ministry in Oklahoma. This is just one day's worth.

Christina P 16:34 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 16:35 And then there was that thing in Philadelphia that was just last month where, was it 1,000 different kids had been molested by these priests?

Narrator 16:43 (sighs) Can't even hear you.

Christina P 16:43 Right.

Joe Rogan 16:43 Yeah. 1,000 different children-

Christina P 16:45 Now-

Joe Rogan 16:46 ... in Pennsylvania, like what in the fuck, folks?

Christina P 16:49 But why are they protected from law? Like no, 'cause in the church you said they move them around, right?

Joe Rogan 16:54 Yeah.

Christina P 16:54 The archdiocese or whoever goes, "Yeah that guy's a pedophile, let's just move him to a different thing and..."

Joe Rogan 16:58 They're protected because people believe in God.

Christina P 17:01 Wow.

Joe Rogan 17:01 They're protected because people believe in Christianity.

Christina P 17:04 Still?

Joe Rogan 17:05 Yeah, and they, they don't, they don't want to attack priests because they feel like that's an attack on the Church, and they feel like there's gonna be blowback politically, and they're worried about it because people have this need for church.

Christina P 17:16 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 17:16 And they're, they're terrified if someone comes along and says, "Hey, we're gonna do..." Like as the international community is gonna do a full-scale investigation into the Catholic Church and we're gonna lock people up. That's the reason why the Vatican is its own country.

Christina P 17:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:29 You know, the Vatican, you have to have a fucking passport, like it's, it's an actual-

Christina P 17:32 Right, it's a separate-

Joe Rogan 17:34 ... country. Yeah.

Christina P 17:34 ... entity.

Joe Rogan 17:35 Just a little, little tiny-ass place-

Christina P 17:36 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:36 ... filled with kid fuckers.

Christina P 17:38 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 17:38 Like if you, if you like looked at the per capita kid fuckers-

Christina P 17:42 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 17:43 ... of people in the Vatican, you'd be like, "Oh my God, it's a nation of kid fuckers."

Christina P 17:46 It's so fucked up.

Joe Rogan 17:47 It's, it's crazy.

Christina P 17:48 And they're untouchable.

Joe Rogan 17:49 Well, for now. You know?

Christina P 17:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:51 Eventually people are gonna realize how irrelevant a lot of these ancient fucking cults actually are.

Christina P 17:57 (laughs) They are cults.

Joe Rogan 17:57 Whether you believe in, whether you believe in God or not, those are cults. They're ancient cults.

Christina P 18:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 18:02 Whether you believe in the scripture or not, the Catholic Church is clearly a cult.

Christina P 18:07 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 18:07 And it's a cult that I was a part of. (clears throat) I mean, I went to Catholic school. My, my, my family was Catholic.

Christina P 18:13 Yeah, me too.

Joe Rogan 18:13 I've been around it my whole life. Nobody ever molested me in the church, but I got lucky. I know I got lucky. I know people that got molested. I have friends-

Christina P 18:20 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 18:20 ... that told me stories about being chased by priests. And I have friends that told me stories about a guy that they knew that got molested. Like, "Damn, he got him. He got him." Like, they knew about this priest, and he got one of their friends.

Christina P 18:32 Oh my God, yeah.

Joe Rogan 18:32 And this is just all across the country. And the, the numbers that went to justice, so small.

Christina P 18:39 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 18:39 So small in comparison to the actual acts. It's, it's really crazy that people would get upset at you saying this. Like it's-

Christina P 18:46 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 18:46 ... it's crazy.

Christina P 18:47 Right. Like, "Let me defend my pedophile priest." Like, "I, I love this guy." Like, what? Why are we still invested in this? And you know what happened ever since I had kids too? I, I kind of see the world a lot differently.

Joe Rogan 18:59 Yeah.

Christina P 18:59 You know? And I... Before I had children, I was like, "Sure, you know, God could exist. I'm spiritual." And now I'm like, "I just gotta defend my children-"

Joe Rogan 19:06 (coughs)

Christina P 19:06 ... "from the fucking evil and insanity of this world-"

Joe Rogan 19:10 Yeah.

Christina P 19:10 ... "and its jungle law." And like, I, I, I don't know. I don't... I'm not spiritual really anymore.

Joe Rogan 19:15 Well, people can go bad, for sure. There's, there's something about people that (clears throat) when it goes wrong, you know, whatever, for whatever reason, people can go bad. They can go bad serial killer style. They can go bad rapist style. I mean, how many guys are out there dropping pills into girls' drinks?

Christina P 19:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:32 Still.

Christina P 19:32 Crazy.

Joe Rogan 19:33 Still. Still. 100, uh, 100% it's happening all across the country, all across the world, all the time. There's just fucking disgusting human beings.

Christina P 19:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:42 There's bad people out there. And there's people that got fucked over and they wanna pay people back, you know? They're upset. (coughs) They're upset that they got a shit deal.

Christina P 19:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:52 And they want, they want other people to suffer.

Christina P 19:54 Yeah, it's traumatized people, right? Doing all this shit. Traumatized people.

Joe Rogan 19:59 There's definitely some of that.

Christina P 20:00 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:01 Hmm.

Christina P 20:01 But that makes me also too, like, I always laugh at the, uh, the anti-bullying stuff. Like, I'm not pro-bullying clearly. But it's such a misguided effort to try to completely eradicate the world of bully. "We're gonna stop it." Like, no, you're not, dude. Because you have to stop stupid if you're gonna stop the bullying, 'cause stupid-

Joe Rogan 20:20 Right.

Christina P 20:20 ... people have kids. They don't raise the kids well. Those kids are angry 'cause they have stupid parents and they're-

Joe Rogan 20:25 Yeah.

Christina P 20:25 ... being abused at home, and then they hit your kid. And so-

Joe Rogan 20:28 Yeah.

Christina P 20:28 ... what you can do is teach your kid, you know, to not be a victim and to fucking kick a guy in the nuts. But now we don't teach that to children-

Joe Rogan 20:35 Yeah.

Christina P 20:35 ... to defend yourself and be-

Joe Rogan 20:36 And then your kid would be the problem.

Christina P 20:38 Right. Right.

Joe Rogan 20:38 They'd have to show c- a reason to express violence. Yeah.

Christina P 20:42 God damn it.

Joe Rogan 20:44 Yeah, there's, there's a time for violence. And that time-

Christina P 20:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:47 ... is when you're defending yourself because someone is fucking with you. And if you don't do something, they're gonna do something to you. There's times when no one's there to save you. That's real.

Christina P 20:56 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 20:56 And if you don't teach your kids that, they're gonna be real confused if that moment does arise. They're gonna look around for someone to save them and there's no one there.

Christina P 21:04 Exactly.

Joe Rogan 21:05 And that's-

Christina P 21:05 Exactly.

Joe Rogan 21:05 ... very unfortunate and no one wants it. You know, no one wants that to be the case.

Christina P 21:09 Fuck no.

Joe Rogan 21:10 But it is the case. It's reality, you know? If you just... (sighs) If you're just around a bunch of bad people and you, you hope that nothing goes wrong, it's... That's not a, an effective way to prepare yourself for what could happen.

Christina P 21:23 Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

Joe Rogan 21:25 T- that's the thing about having kids, right? You start thinking of the world as being like this, like, danger-ridden place. It's, it becomes a different world.

Christina P 21:32 It's a fucking cesspool.

Joe Rogan 21:34 Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's-

Christina P 21:35 And especially with the internet now, you can see exactly who's crazy. Before, you were like, "I don't know. People are generally okay." And then, you're, you see the fucking Try It Out guy and you're like, "Oh my God." (laughs)

Joe Rogan 21:45 Come on. Come on. Piss on me, beat on me. Try it out. Bring your friends. They can live here too.

Christina P 21:49 Right. Gotta love-

Joe Rogan 21:50 You're a thug.

Christina P 21:51 (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 21:51 He's like, you're asking for thugs to fuck him and piss on him.

Christina P 21:54 But you get a lease and a key.

Joe Rogan 21:55 Yeah, but he also wants him to beat him.

Christina P 21:57 Beat me up, piss on me, beat me up.

Joe Rogan 21:58 (clears throat) That's the problem. Like, how much of that do I have to do? Do I have to fuck you or can I just go over and kick your ass? Like...

Christina P 22:05 (laughs) He'd take anything at this point.

Joe Rogan 22:06 Imagine.

Christina P 22:07 He would take it.

Joe Rogan 22:07 If there was a guy you can go over his house and just fuck him up.

Christina P 22:10 (laughs) There is.

Joe Rogan 22:11 But I don't know. You-

Christina P 22:11 23.95.

Joe Rogan 22:12 Yeah, but once you punch him a couple times, you gotta go, "Fuck me in the ass." Like, "No. No, I'm just gonna beat you up."

Christina P 22:17 (laughs) I'm just here for the beating. That's why I came.

Joe Rogan 22:18 I'm just here to fuck you up.

Christina P 22:21 (laughs) Have you ever... I mean, not at that level, but-

Joe Rogan 22:24 (laughs)

Christina P 22:27 (laughs) Joe, uh, Tommy and I were talking about, like-

Joe Rogan 22:31 Ugh.

Christina P 22:31 ... 'cause lately on Your Mom's House, we've been, uh-

Joe Rogan 22:33 (clears throat)

Christina P 22:33 ... featuring desperate dudes-

Joe Rogan 22:35 Oh.

Christina P 22:35 ... who are, like, making videos like this to try to court a lady or a gentleman.

Joe Rogan 22:38 Right.

Christina P 22:39 But maybe kind of misguided, like-

Joe Rogan 22:40 Like that.

Christina P 22:41 Not... Yeah, like-

Joe Rogan 22:42 "Try it out."

Christina P 22:42 "Try it out. Come piss or whatever."

Joe Rogan 22:44 (laughs)

Christina P 22:44 "Whatever, I'm fucking horny." Like, we know you're horny, bro. You can't just come out and say-

Joe Rogan 22:49 (clears throat)

Christina P 22:49 ... "I'm really horny, come and fuck."

Joe Rogan 22:51 Yeah.

Christina P 22:51 Maybe with other dudes, yeah. Like, but a woman's not gonna respond.

Joe Rogan 22:55 Yeah. Women, that's why-

Christina P 22:56 It's not-

Joe Rogan 22:56 ... why Playgirl didn't really work.

Christina P 22:58 No. (laughs) Fuck, we don't wanna look at dicks.

Joe Rogan 23:00 (laughs)

Christina P 23:01 Especially (laughs) like-

Joe Rogan 23:02 I thought Playgirl was for dudes, right?

Christina P 23:03 Yeah, fucking of course.

Joe Rogan 23:04 It was for gay guys.

Christina P 23:05 Of course.

Narrator 23:06 What were those dating services, like, in the '80s where you'd pass... I mean, it was, like, a joke on MADtv or SNL where, like, they, you'd pass tapes and, like, you'd make a video-

Christina P 23:13 Oh.

Joe Rogan 23:14 Mm-hmm.

Narrator 23:14 ... uh, pro, video dating profile?

Joe Rogan 23:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Christina P 23:16 (laughs)

Narrator 23:16 Did that ever work or was it only creepy guys too?

Christina P 23:20 I, this, I don't know.

Narrator 23:21 Or whatever, you know what I mean?

Christina P 23:21 I don't know.

Joe Rogan 23:21 Yeah. People that needed dating services back in the '80s, those people were losers.

Christina P 23:25 (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 23:26 You know?

Christina P 23:27 Yes.

Joe Rogan 23:28 I mean- (laughs) I mean-

Christina P 23:28 Yes.

Joe Rogan 23:28 ... people, most people just found somebody, okay?

Christina P 23:31 At a bar.

Joe Rogan 23:31 You just go somewhere like a normal fucking person, you meet people, fucking weirdo.

Narrator 23:36 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 23:36 But nowadays, it's way more common because of, like, Tinder and... Normal folks do it. Chris Rock was talking about being on dating apps. Chris Rock's on dating apps.

Christina P 23:45 He does it? Oh my God.

Joe Rogan 23:45 Well, I think he has a girlfriend now. But for a while, yeah, he was on dating apps. And someone was like, "Why would you do that? You're Chris Rock." He goes, "Because I'm Chris Rock."

Christina P 23:54 Right.

Joe Rogan 23:54 It was like he was joking around about it. He's like, "The hell? This is a great way to meet him. Now they know who I am." Bam.

Christina P 23:59 That's right.

Joe Rogan 23:59 (laughs)

Christina P 23:59 And there's, like, celebrity ones, right?

Joe Rogan 24:01 Uh-huh.

Christina P 24:02 Like you just-

Joe Rogan 24:02 Yes.

Christina P 24:02 ... it's just exclusive to celebrities, which-

Joe Rogan 24:04 Yeah, there's some celebrity one-

Christina P 24:05 Ugh.

Joe Rogan 24:05 ... where you're just dating gold diggers.

Christina P 24:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:08 Just girls-

Christina P 24:08 Right.

Joe Rogan 24:08 ... who wanna get famous. Future reality stars. Future Housewives of Beverly Hills. Those fucking crazy bitches.

Christina P 24:15 Um, so my mother, her second husband, they met on a dating ad-

Joe Rogan 24:21 Yeah.

Christina P 24:21 ... in the back of, like, an Indian newspaper. My mother liked Indian guys.

Joe Rogan 24:26 Indian, like-

Christina P 24:27 ... like Ind-

Joe Rogan 24:28 Like from Punjab.

Christina P 24:30 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:30 Yeah, okay.

Christina P 24:31 Yeah, yeah. I almost answered you in Hungarian. Uh, yes. And, uh, so she put an ad-

Joe Rogan 24:35 She's into Indian guys or something?

Christina P 24:36 Loved Indian men. So her thing was, she, she believed that Indian men were more educated overall.

Joe Rogan 24:42 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 24:42 She liked them, I like them tall, dark and handsome. She was a Hungarian lady.

Joe Rogan 24:47 (laughs)

Christina P 24:47 And, uh, she, she just thought that they had more, more money and, and more smarts.

Joe Rogan 24:52 Money.

Christina P 24:52 So she, might like money, and she wanted-

Joe Rogan 24:55 Money.

Christina P 24:55 ... to be wifed up and taken care of.

Joe Rogan 24:57 Wifed up.

Christina P 24:58 So she put an ad in the back of the Hu- Indian newspaper and she said, "Buxom European woman looking for ..." Was it wealthy, you know, Indian guy for marriage.

Joe Rogan 25:08 Did she get one?

Christina P 25:08 He- Dude, we got a bag of letters, like a bag from every Indian dude in LA County.

Joe Rogan 25:13 Wow.

Christina P 25:13 And he sent a picture of himself in an Armani suit, this is like 1989.

Joe Rogan 25:17 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 25:18 With his Mercedes and the old school cellphones, like that big ass one.

Joe Rogan 25:21 Nice.

Christina P 25:22 And she was like, "That's the one." They were married one month later.

Joe Rogan 25:24 That's my boy. That's my boy.

Christina P 25:25 (laughs) That's, that's-

Joe Rogan 25:26 He's got that-

Christina P 25:26 ... my boo right there.

Joe Rogan 25:27 He's got that fucking cellphone.

Christina P 25:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:29 Got that brick from the Wall Street movie.

Christina P 25:32 (laughs) Yes, bro. Totes, dude.

Joe Rogan 25:34 I remember Michael Douglas walking around with that brick on the beach.

Christina P 25:37 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 25:37 Like, damn, he's balling so hard. He's talking to people. He doesn't give a fuck about his cellphone bill.

Christina P 25:43 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 25:43 He's just talking to people on that beach.

Christina P 25:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:46 Ugh.

Christina P 25:46 Did you have one of those? Remember in the, in your car, the old school?

Joe Rogan 25:49 I had one that was in the car.

Christina P 25:50 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:51 It was connected to the car.

Christina P 25:52 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:52 It was like, permanently in the car. It was on the floor.

Christina P 25:55 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 25:55 It was bolted in-

Christina P 25:56 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 25:56 ... and then I would, I could make a phone call from it. It even had speakerphone, I could talk while I was driving with the speakerphone. 19-

Christina P 26:03 What an amazing-

Joe Rogan 26:03 A 1988 Honda CRX.

Christina P 26:05 Okay.

Joe Rogan 26:06 It was a little, tiny thing.

Christina P 26:07 Okay, there it is. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 26:07 There it is. There's Michael Douglas. I didn't have one of those. That was too baller for me.

Christina P 26:11 Yeah, dude.

Joe Rogan 26:12 I think mine, uh, I could take out and put it in a suitcase too, if I remember correctly.

Christina P 26:17 Yeah, that's pretty dope.

Joe Rogan 26:18 Maybe not. Maybe another one. Maybe I got another one afterwards that was a suitcase one.

Christina P 26:23 Dude, my dad had a Jag in the '80s and the, he had like a tiny TV put in on the radio.

Joe Rogan 26:29 Whoa.

Christina P 26:29 They, they had tiny little square televisions, black and white. And I could watch cartoons on the way to school. And I was like, "This is-"

Joe Rogan 26:35 Whoa.

Christina P 26:35 "... in the future we're all gonna have TVs in our cars and how we do."

Joe Rogan 26:38 Dude, my kids zone the fuck out when they get in my car.

Christina P 26:43 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 26:43 'Cause (coughs) my Lexus has these, uh, things in the backseat where there's like a little iPad on the back screen. They can watch a, a screen. It's like a 10-inch screen on the back headrest, so they, they watch movies. It's the, for kids-

Christina P 26:58 That's awesome.

Joe Rogan 26:58 Like, those rear entertainment systems, if you have a long trip like say if y- you gotta drive to San Francisco, that's three movies.

Christina P 27:04 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:05 That's all that is.

Christina P 27:06 It's great.

Joe Rogan 27:06 That's three movies. What do you guys wanna watch now? Are you guys hungry? Who has to pee? We gotta pee? Pull over. There's no fighting. They're just watching movies. Otherwise it would be, "She's touching me with her feet."

Christina P 27:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 27:16 "Stop it. Stop touching me."

Christina P 27:19 Oh, God. I can't wait for all that.

Joe Rogan 27:21 Yeah, it's great.

Christina P 27:22 I can't wait.

Joe Rogan 27:23 It's fascinating. They're, they're ... You know. And then you see like other people's really shitty handiwork in terms of like the way they're raising their kids.

Christina P 27:30 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 27:30 Like, oh my goodness.

Christina P 27:32 Tell me about it because I'm only ... I have a three-year-old and a three-month-old.

Joe Rogan 27:35 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 27:35 So I'm just now in the kind of the preschool, and I see other parents and I'm like, (clicks tongue) ugh.

Joe Rogan 27:39 This is what you gotta be careful of.

Christina P 27:40 Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:40 You gotta be careful of the parents that like to go to parties.

Christina P 27:43 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 27:43 And they leave their kid outside with o- other kids and they go inside and drink.

Christina P 27:47 Okay.

Joe Rogan 27:47 And they don't watch their kid at all. And it's usually-

Christina P 27:49 That sounds like me. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 27:50 ... it's usually boys. People who have boys. And, and the boys usually wind up hitting kids.

Christina P 27:55 Oh.

Joe Rogan 27:55 And what's going on is that kid is not getting any fucking attention and not getting any parental guidance.

Christina P 28:01 Ah. Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 28:01 And they're just loose and wild. And, uh, I've had this i- incident happen more than once, but one of them egregiously.

Christina P 28:08 Mm.

Joe Rogan 28:08 Where this kid hit both of my kids.

Christina P 28:11 Mm-mm.

Joe Rogan 28:11 And one of them more than once.

Christina P 28:13 Mm-mm.

Joe Rogan 28:13 And the parents are still inside drinking.

Christina P 28:14 Hell no.

Joe Rogan 28:15 Pulling hair.

Christina P 28:16 Hell no.

Joe Rogan 28:16 All kind of ... Like, and they're little. They're like six.

Christina P 28:18 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 28:19 And they're like, "Yo man, you gotta watch your kid. He's aggress-" "Well, he's a good kid. He's always a good kid."

Christina P 28:23 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 28:23 You don't even know, you're in here drunk.

Christina P 28:24 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 28:25 Your kid's out there jumping around in a fucking trampoline, beating kids in the head.

Christina P 28:29 Mm-mm.

Joe Rogan 28:29 Stepping on their hair. Like, literally the kid was like a little aggressive kid.

Christina P 28:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 28:33 Called another kid a loser and pushed them. Called him a loser. What kid calls someone a loser?

Christina P 28:38 Someone who gets called a loser at home.

Joe Rogan 28:40 Yes.

Christina P 28:40 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 28:40 There's, well, someone's calling someone a loser in front of that kid.

Christina P 28:43 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 28:43 Six-year-old calling people losers. And every now and then I see the parents and I'm like, "Jesus Christ." I just gotta get the fuck away from them.

Christina P 28:51 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 28:51 I had to have a conversation with the dad and he's trying to tell me his, his kid's a good kid. I'm like, "Okay, your kid's a good kid." I tell him, "Your, your kid pushed a kid and called them a loser." "That didn't happen." Oh, it didn't happen. Okay. All right, man. I don't know what to do bef- other than what I wanna do, which is freak out.

Christina P 29:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 29:07 I wanna freak out-

Christina P 29:07 Yes.

Joe Rogan 29:07 ... and start yelling at you, "You, you fucking asshole. You drunk piece of shit."

Christina P 29:11 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 29:11 In here, you're not even paying attention to your kid. You got a bad kid. You got a kid that you haven't been paying attention to.

Christina P 29:16 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 29:16 Your, these are older people and they had a kid late in life, and here they are. Barely paying attention. One kid, not really into it. Let the kid just roam. Just let him roam.

Christina P 29:26 Yeah, that ain't cool, especially ... Yeah, little boys.

Joe Rogan 29:28 You get a lot of that.

Christina P 29:29 You gotta, uh, you gotta rein that shit in. And tell them no.

Joe Rogan 29:32 You know what else you're gonna get?

Christina P 29:33 Huh?

Joe Rogan 29:33 You're gonna get kids that have cellphones at like six years old.

Christina P 29:36 Yeah, I've heard this, and then these little fucking sluts send your boys ******-.

Joe Rogan 29:40 Naked pictures.

Christina P 29:40 Titty pics, and then my boy's accountable if he sends it to-

Joe Rogan 29:43 Yep.

Christina P 29:43 ... another kid.

Joe Rogan 29:44 Yep.

Christina P 29:44 Goddamn it.

Joe Rogan 29:44 It's child pornography.

Christina P 29:46 God.

Joe Rogan 29:46 Those dirty little sluts.

Christina P 29:47 Now how am I gonna get these, uh, stop these hoes?

Joe Rogan 29:49 (clears throat)

Christina P 29:49 I gotta stop the boys. That's what you gotta do.

Joe Rogan 29:50 Well, you're definitely gonna stop the boys from sending pictures. Tell them, tell them about the law. And definitely tell them, "No pictures of your dick."

Christina P 29:56 Fu- I mean, listen.

Joe Rogan 29:57 Don't do it.

Christina P 29:58 I don't even know who's doing it as an adult, sending your dick to a fucking party.

Joe Rogan 30:01 I don't know who's not.

Christina P 30:02 I know, but that's the thing.

Joe Rogan 30:03 There's only one way to find out.

Christina P 30:04 'Cause how long have you been-

Joe Rogan 30:06 Send them a dick.

Christina P 30:06 ... with your lady now, since-

Joe Rogan 30:08 Long enough to not send her any dick pictures.

Christina P 30:11 (laughs) Right. (laughs) I've never ...

Joe Rogan 30:11 If I, if I send her dicks, it's other people's.

Christina P 30:13 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 30:13 Like, who, what, what do you think of that? (laughs)

Christina P 30:15 Do you get sent dick pics?

Joe Rogan 30:16 No. No.

Christina P 30:18 No, me, yeah, me neither.

Joe Rogan 30:18 Except from Tom.

Christina P 30:20 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 30:20 Tom will send me one every now and then. (laughs) ... or Redban-

Christina P 30:23 (laughs) Or Biz?

Joe Rogan 30:24 ... or Sigura. Yeah.

Christina P 30:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 30:26 It's ... I think that that is, like-

Christina P 30:28 Jesus.

Joe Rogan 30:28 ... one of the most, uh, misguided things ever, like the random dick pic that g-

Christina P 30:33 Well-

Joe Rogan 30:33 ... that guys that don't even know a girl will send.

Christina P 30:35 Well, that's the thing too is, like-

Joe Rogan 30:36 (laughs)

Christina P 30:36 ... it goes back to what women don't want. Like-

Joe Rogan 30:39 Exactly.

Christina P 30:39 ... I'm pretty sure we're not like, "Sweet cock." Like, "Get over here."

Joe Rogan 30:42 But then also, like, if a girl just sends you a picture of her pussy, like, whoa.

Christina P 30:45 Her vag, yeah.

Joe Rogan 30:46 How many people is she sending that picture to? Like-

Christina P 30:48 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 30:48 ... that picture ... If you could, like, g- go through her phone and if there's-

Christina P 30:51 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 30:51 ... like, a record of how many times that picture's been sent. (laughs) A girl sends pussy-

Christina P 30:57 That's gotta be-

Joe Rogan 30:57 ... pictures, she's sending them to everybody. She's just-

Christina P 31:00 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 31:00 She's just scattershot, just shooting 'em out-

Christina P 31:02 Well, so is the dude.

Joe Rogan 31:03 ... into the cosmos.

Christina P 31:03 Just bang, bang, bang.

Joe Rogan 31:04 (laughs)

Christina P 31:05 Someone's gonna, someone's gonna be into it. Some-

Joe Rogan 31:08 (laughs)

Christina P 31:08 Some chick is ... That's the thing.

Joe Rogan 31:09 Yeah.

Christina P 31:09 He does it because it's worked. Some-

Joe Rogan 31:11 Sure.

Christina P 31:11 Somebody's gonna be like, "Oh, yeah."

Joe Rogan 31:13 Yeah.

Christina P 31:13 "Mm, that's the one." Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:15 How many ... There's so many thirsty girl pages-

Christina P 31:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:18 ... of, like, girls sticking their butts out-

Christina P 31:20 Yeah, I know. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 31:21 ... girls in underwear. G- Like, where ... There's so-

Christina P 31:24 I know.

Joe Rogan 31:24 ... many of those pages, like thirst-

Christina P 31:25 I love it.

Joe Rogan 31:25 ... traps.

Christina P 31:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:26 But there's not that many for guys. There's like a few-

Christina P 31:29 Oh, you're not-

Joe Rogan 31:29 ... guy bodybuilder type thirst-

Christina P 31:31 I've got some.

Joe Rogan 31:32 Yeah? What you got?

Christina P 31:32 I'll, I'll show you after.

Joe Rogan 31:34 Show me right now.

Christina P 31:34 Well, they're p- You know, they're people. They're real people.

Joe Rogan 31:37 Oh, like real humans.

Christina P 31:37 So I don't ... Yeah, I don't (laughs) wanna-

Joe Rogan 31:38 But are they thirst traps, like dudes looking for dick or dudes looking for girls?

Christina P 31:43 The, the ones I've seen, it's ... Th- There's a cou- There's ... Yeah. Okay. I'll, I'll ... We'll do it off mic.

Joe Rogan 31:48 Okay.

Christina P 31:48 There's a few choice ones-

Joe Rogan 31:49 Good for you for being-

Christina P 31:49 ... people you and I know.

Joe Rogan 31:50 ... for being kind.

Christina P 31:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:51 And not outing these losers.

Christina P 31:53 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:55 (laughs)

Christina P 31:55 Yeah. Well, my favorite ... Okay, my favorite trap, though, is the, the girl that puts it out there and then-

Joe Rogan 32:01 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 32:01 ... when the guys are like, "Nice tits. Whoa," you know? And-

Joe Rogan 32:05 Have some respect.

Christina P 32:06 Right. And then they get mad-

Joe Rogan 32:07 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 32:07 ... like, "Don't just look at me for my tits." Like, well, bro, y- you know, you kinda ... Didn't y- ... Isn't that the reaction you were kinda looking for, is like ...

Joe Rogan 32:14 Mm. Yeah.

Christina P 32:15 You put your boobs out there. I mean, I don't do that 'cause I don't want people to write that stuff, you know?

Joe Rogan 32:21 Yeah.

Christina P 32:21 It's kinda not on my agenda.

Joe Rogan 32:23 Yeah.

Christina P 32:24 (laughs) Uh.

Joe Rogan 32:25 Well, they want a very specific reaction.

Christina P 32:27 What?

Joe Rogan 32:27 But you don't necessarily ... You're not entitled to a specific reaction. You're entitled to nothing. You get reactions.

Christina P 32:34 (laughs) You're entitled to nothing. I like this distinction.

Joe Rogan 32:37 You're entitled to nothing.

Christina P 32:37 Yes.

Joe Rogan 32:37 Like, you put photos of your tits and your ass on the internet, you're not entitled to anything.

Christina P 32:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 32:41 You're not entitled to respect.

Christina P 32:42 No.

Joe Rogan 32:42 You're not entitled to anything.

Christina P 32:43 No, uh ... I do not wanna give away your bit, but, uh, you discussed Megyn Kelly.

Joe Rogan 32:47 You can give it away. It's already out.

Christina P 32:49 Right. Okay.

Joe Rogan 32:49 (laughs)

Christina P 32:49 I just didn't know. Some people haven't watched it yet, which is a fan-

Joe Rogan 32:52 (laughs)

Christina P 32:52 It's a amazing special. But, uh, yeah, but she's on n- a news-

Joe Rogan 32:56 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 32:57 ... channel.

Joe Rogan 32:57 Yeah.

Christina P 32:58 Not dressed like a news person.

Joe Rogan 33:00 Wearing a vagina curtain.

Christina P 33:01 Yes.

Joe Rogan 33:01 Yeah.

Christina P 33:02 A-

Joe Rogan 33:02 You know, I have a friend who ... I didn't know this until after the special came out. She came up to me and said that she used to work with Megyn Kelly at Fox News.

Christina P 33:10 Mm.

Joe Rogan 33:10 She used to h- like, be one of her assistants. And she was like, she would tell the, the wardrobe people to make the dresses shorter.

Christina P 33:16 No.

Joe Rogan 33:16 She's like, "That's too long. Make that dress shorter."

Christina P 33:19 Wow.

Joe Rogan 33:20 Yeah.

Christina P 33:20 Well, she knew that she-

Joe Rogan 33:21 She knew.

Christina P 33:21 But she was cute. She knew what-

Joe Rogan 33:22 Selling that puzzle.

Christina P 33:22 ... she was doing. Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 33:24 Selling that puzzle.

Christina P 33:25 I wish I could. I wish I could.

Joe Rogan 33:26 But she was so hot back then. I mean, she's still a beautiful-

Christina P 33:31 Gorgeous.

Joe Rogan 33:31 ... woman, but God damn. During, like, 10, 15 years ago, she was a fucking smoke show.

Christina P 33:36 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 33:37 Whoo.

Christina P 33:38 Look, man. She's a gorgeous woman and, and-

Joe Rogan 33:40 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 33:40 ... I don't hate on women for being pretty.

Joe Rogan 33:43 No. And boy, I don't ha- I don't hate on 'em for fucking using it either, just like I don't-

Christina P 33:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 33:46 I don't hate on Arnold Schwarzenegger for being a bodybuilder, you know?

Christina P 33:49 No, but, but it's ... Yeah, but y- you know, depending on how you present yourself, that's kinda what you're gonna hear back.

Joe Rogan 33:53 Yeah. Like, you are ... You're not entitled to any specific reaction.

Christina P 33:57 Right.

Joe Rogan 33:57 You're gonna get reactions, and people are entitled ... Look, as long as they're not i- uh, like, th- threatening you or f- you know, physically doing anything to you-

Christina P 34:08 Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 34:08 ... what they're doing is reacting to s- what you're putting out. They don't have any obligation to react a way that you would like.

Christina P 34:14 No.

Joe Rogan 34:15 No.

Christina P 34:16 Not at all.

Joe Rogan 34:16 Oh, look, tits and ass. I like to jizz in those ass-

Christina P 34:19 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 34:19 ... tits and hole of your mouth.

Christina P 34:21 Hey, I'm a person.

Joe Rogan 34:22 (laughs) Yeah. Okay.

Christina P 34:24 Mm-hmm. Not right now.

Joe Rogan 34:24 Well, right now, you're a picture on my phone that I'm jerking off to.

Christina P 34:27 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 34:27 Like, what's wrong with you? You don't, you don't ... (laughs)

Christina P 34:32 Yeah, I get- ... You know, I just, I just, I ... Yeah. I guess I never, I never led with that-

Joe Rogan 34:38 Good.

Christina P 34:38 ... f- foot. I j- But not 'cause I'm a b- I'm not ... Listen, I'm just as thirsty as, as that bitch.

Joe Rogan 34:43 (laughs)

Christina P 34:44 But in a sense, like, you know, we're strippers too. Comedians are fucking strippers. Like, we want the attention, but I don't want it for this.

Joe Rogan 34:51 Right.

Christina P 34:51 I'd prefer to get it for my mind or whatever-

Joe Rogan 34:54 Whatever.

Christina P 34:54 ... I'm pre- ... You know?

Joe Rogan 34:54 For your wallet.

Christina P 34:54 Whatever it is I'd prefer to get it from. But, uh-

Joe Rogan 34:57 Well, it's a, it's a difference, right? It's ... This, the stripper thing comes from, uh, for sure, a variety of different places. There's definitely women that are strippers that are doing it just because they're pretty and it's a good way to make a lot of money.

Christina P 35:10 It's a great way to make a lot of money fast, from what I understand.

Joe Rogan 35:13 Yeah, nothing wrong with it.

Christina P 35:14 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:14 Nothing wrong with it. But there's also ones that are doing it because they have an exorbitant need for attention.

Christina P 35:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:21 An extraordinary need for sexual attention. And a lot of them have been molested.

Christina P 35:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:26 You know? (sighs) And that's more the case with, uh, porn stars-

Christina P 35:30 Yes.

Joe Rogan 35:30 ... apparently. Um, there's, there was some crazy study on porn stars where t- they were, they were going over just ... You know, they did, like, a random survey and went through them and asked them how many of them have been molested.

Christina P 35:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:44 And it was like nine outta 10. It was like so- some crazy number. It's like when you, when you're watching people fuck on camera and, you know, a lot of people watch it. M- I mean, I would, I would imagine the-

Christina P 35:56 Not you. Right.

Joe Rogan 35:56 ... vast majority of males s- specifically watch porn-

Christina P 36:00 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:00 ... watch some kinda porn, and you're, you're essentially watching the product of either a completely sexually libera- liberated woman who likes doing that, which is possible-

Christina P 36:11 Sure.

Joe Rogan 36:11 ... allegedly. Some-

Christina P 36:12 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 36:12 Like, Dr. Drew doesn't believe it's possible at all.

Christina P 36:14 Uh, can I tell you s- yeah. I, I ...I've heard this argument, the empowerment.

Joe Rogan 36:18 Yeah.

Christina P 36:18 And I read a book even, uh, from a woman who, who said, yes, it's from an empowerment angle. She'd gotten into an Ivy League school and wanted to pay for it. It def- definitely exists in the world. However, in my experim- experience and estimation, I would say it's likely molested and then ...

Joe Rogan 36:35 Yeah.

Christina P 36:35 That's what you ...

Joe Rogan 36:36 I mean, it's possible, right? It's, it's, so when-

Christina P 36:38 It's possible. It's not probable.

Joe Rogan 36:39 Right. So if you're a woman out there that's a sexually liberated person who enjoys doing porn and is, you don't have any mol- molestations in your past, you're getting upset right now.

Christina P 36:48 Oof.

Joe Rogan 36:48 We, we, we acknowledge-

Christina P 36:48 I can hear the tweets right now. I hear them. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 36:50 We acknowledge that you exist.

Christina P 36:52 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 36:52 Not trying to diminish your perspective.

Christina P 36:54 Right.

Joe Rogan 36:54 But it's just, it's an odd thing that that leads to all this sex. And then it's also an odd thing when you look at the sheer volume of people fucking, uh, like for a living. It's a lot of porn.

Christina P 37:07 It's a lot of porn. And I have to say, it can't be that lucrative anymore because of the internet.

Joe Rogan 37:12 Oh, I used to have a joke about it where I was like ... I need to bring it back and figure out how to do it correctly, 'cause I, I kind of abandoned it. But the premise was, who's seen all the porn?

Christina P 37:21 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:21 Like, why are they making new porn?

Christina P 37:22 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:23 Is, is there anybody who's like-

Christina P 37:24 Right.

Joe Rogan 37:24 ... "I've run out of porn." Like, what are you guys doing? You fucking, you sucking?

Christina P 37:27 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:27 Yeah, everybody's fucking and sucking.

Christina P 37:28 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:29 Like, if you, you, are you just looking to beat off or are you like wasting your whole life-

Christina P 37:32 Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 37:33 ... with like super specific scenes?

Christina P 37:35 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:35 "No, I want doggie style and I wanna be able to see her feet."

Christina P 37:39 Right.

Joe Rogan 37:39 Like, okay, "The back of her feet. I want her toes in a certain position."

Christina P 37:42 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:42 Like, take a break. Take a week off, bro.

Christina P 37:46 Yeah, right. But apparently there is a need for it because they're making it.

Joe Rogan 37:50 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 37:50 And people are consuming this really, these niche lanes, right?

Joe Rogan 37:54 Well, I think it has to do with the fact that people are always ramping up. And like if you, if you give a person a car that has 150 horsepower, they want a car that has 200 horsepower.

Christina P 38:04 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 38:04 And then next year, that car better be faster. And the year after that, it better brake better. And then the year after that, it ... And they were constantly s-

Christina P 38:11 Sure.

Joe Rogan 38:11 ... trying to get that new charge.

Christina P 38:12 Like the iPhones do.

Joe Rogan 38:13 Yeah.

Christina P 38:13 Better.

Joe Rogan 38:13 And so if it's just regular sex, "Okay, wow, I can't believe I'm watching this regular sex." "Well, I'd like to see it in HD." "Okay."

Christina P 38:19 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:19 "Why don't you cum in her face?" "Okay." Like, "Well stick it in her ass and then cum in her face. Whoa."

Christina P 38:23 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:23 "Now we're getting crazy."

Christina P 38:24 Right.

Joe Rogan 38:24 And this is where it all goes. Like ass to mouth-

Christina P 38:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:27 ... and gagging and fucking ...

Christina P 38:28 Oh, I hate the gagging.

Joe Rogan 38:29 All that crazy shit-

Christina P 38:30 Oh, I hate it.

Joe Rogan 38:30 ... comes from people like watching so much porn-

Christina P 38:33 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:33 ... that just regular stuff's not doing it anymore. They wanna, they want a girl to be smacked. They want snot-

Christina P 38:38 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:38 ... to come out of her mouth.

Christina P 38:39 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:39 And tears to come out of her eyes. Just (gargling) .

Christina P 38:41 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:42 They want all that stuff. (laughs) That's what they want. (laughs) And this, like I, I don't fucking get it.

Christina P 38:47 I know.

Joe Rogan 38:47 But it, it's, it's this psychological trait that people have, this ramping up. They're, they're-

Christina P 38:55 The bigger, better deal.

Joe Rogan 38:56 Constantly wanting something more extreme.

Christina P 38:58 Right.

Joe Rogan 38:58 Like if you look at violent movies today, like Joey and I were talking about The Exorcist the other day.

Christina P 39:03 Yes.

Joe Rogan 39:03 Which is an extremely violent-

Christina P 39:04 I heard that discussion actually.

Joe Rogan 39:06 Terrifying movie for the time.

Christina P 39:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:07 But today it would be so boring.

Christina P 39:09 Yeah, wasn't he talking about the girl, Linda Blair, who played ...

Joe Rogan 39:13 Yeah.

Christina P 39:13 And he was like, "That chick's fucked up now, dog."

Joe Rogan 39:15 (laughs)

Christina P 39:15 "There's no way you can stick a crucifix. It's in your pussy and you know I'm all ... " Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:19 (laughs)

Christina P 39:19 Yeah, that was great. God, he always has the best take on shit, right?

Joe Rogan 39:22 It's true though.

Christina P 39:23 And you're like, "Yeah, you're right actually." Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:24 But, but it is true. I think Linda Blair was kind of fucked up from that, admittedly.

Christina P 39:29 Of course.

Joe Rogan 39:30 I mean, she was like 12 years old doing that movie, ramming a, a cross in her pussy.

Christina P 39:34 Of course. I mean, don't-

Joe Rogan 39:35 "Fuck me, Jesus. Fuck me."

Christina P 39:36 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 39:36 "Jesus, fuck me."

Christina P 39:37 Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:38 Remember that scene?

Christina P 39:38 Yes.

Joe Rogan 39:39 Whoa.

Christina P 39:39 It traumatized me.

Joe Rogan 39:40 And it was blood.

Christina P 39:41 Yeah, I know.

Joe Rogan 39:42 And you could hear the meat sound. Ch- ch- ch- ch-

Christina P 39:43 I know. And the puking of the green shit.

Joe Rogan 39:47 (gagging noise)

Christina P 39:48 And you forget how slow that movie is.

Joe Rogan 39:50 Yeah.

Christina P 39:50 Like watch it now and the pacing of it, you're like, holy, let's get to something, you know?

Joe Rogan 39:54 Right.

Christina P 39:54 'Cause now it's, I don't even watch this shit now, scary movies. But ...

Joe Rogan 39:58 Yeah.

Christina P 39:58 It's way more, uh ... Did you see the new Halloween?

Joe Rogan 40:01 No, I didn't.

Christina P 40:01 I haven't seen it.

Joe Rogan 40:01 But I heard it was good.

Christina P 40:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 40:03 Who saw it? Tony. Tony Hinchcliffe loved it.

Christina P 40:05 Yeah?

Joe Rogan 40:05 He said it was awesome. He said she's a badass and she's a, Jamie Lee Curtis is like preparing for when he returns and she lives in a compound.

Christina P 40:13 Fuck yeah.

Joe Rogan 40:13 She's got fucking guns and shit.

Christina P 40:14 I like that.

Joe Rogan 40:14 And she's like locked and loaded, ready to fuck up Michael Myers if he comes out of the grave again.

Christina P 40:19 I love it. Like that Terminator chick.

Joe Rogan 40:21 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 40:21 Remember when she was working out waiting for him?

Joe Rogan 40:23 Yeah.

Christina P 40:23 I forget the names of everybody.

Joe Rogan 40:24 Yeah. Linda Hamilton.

Christina P 40:25 I have, uh, a millennial babysitter who works for us. And I was like, "Hey, did you, did you know that Jamie Lee Curtis was a hermaphrodite?" And she goes, "It's intersex now." And I was like, "Oh."

Joe Rogan 40:37 Hmm.

Christina P 40:37 "I'm like, oh yeah."

Joe Rogan 40:38 Intersex.

Christina P 40:38 (laughs) But, uh ...

Joe Rogan 40:39 But is that true about Jamie Lee Curtis?

Christina P 40:41 M- my gynecologist says it is true, yes.

Joe Rogan 40:43 Hmm, your gynecologist might be a piece of shit.

Christina P 40:45 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 40:46 (laughs)

Christina P 40:46 Allegedly, I don't know.

Joe Rogan 40:48 Imagine if she actually knew. She's like, "Yeah, tell everybody."

Christina P 40:51 Eh- well-

Joe Rogan 40:51 "Yeah, go tell everybody I saw it."

Christina P 40:52 He, it's a guy and he, he says, yeah, that she in fact was, and they cut off-

Joe Rogan 40:57 Oh.

Christina P 40:57 ... the peener and yeah. I don't fucking know.

Joe Rogan 40:59 Bet she was so hot when she was young. She was hot.

Christina P 41:01 Gorgeous, stunning.

Joe Rogan 41:02 Hot woman.

Christina P 41:03 Statuesque.

Joe Rogan 41:04 Yeah, yeah.

Christina P 41:04 Gorgeous woman.

Joe Rogan 41:05 Big old titties.

Christina P 41:06 Big old meat hangers.

Joe Rogan 41:07 Big old, big old real ...

Christina P 41:08 Big old sloppers.

Joe Rogan 41:09 Real tittays.

Christina P 41:10 The problem with the real tittays is when you have a, a couple of kids-

Joe Rogan 41:14 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 41:14 ... and you breastfeed, then they turn into-

Joe Rogan 41:15 They go south.

Christina P 41:16 ... sloppy hangers.

Joe Rogan 41:17 Yeah.

Christina P 41:17 Which is what I got. I gotta do something about it later on.

Joe Rogan 41:19 What are you gonna do? Are you gonna fill them up?

Christina P 41:21 I'm not gonna fill them up. I'm gonna get them, uh, lifted.

Joe Rogan 41:24 Pulled back? How's that work?

Christina P 41:24 And just put in the same place they were.

Joe Rogan 41:26 Hmm.

Christina P 41:26 And maybe reduced even.

Joe Rogan 41:27 Reduced, yeah.

Christina P 41:29 I don't like big old ti- it's no fun when you really have them.

Joe Rogan 41:32 I had a- an ex who had, uh, big old titties.

Christina P 41:35 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 41:35 She was born with them and they were so bad.

Christina P 41:37 Oh.

Joe Rogan 41:37 But when I met her, she had already had a breast reduction.

Christina P 41:40 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 41:40 And she still had pretty big old titties.

Christina P 41:42 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 41:42 And, but she just was, you know, she had like double Fs just naturally.

Christina P 41:46 Those are big.

Joe Rogan 41:47 Yeah.

Christina P 41:48 Don't-

Joe Rogan 41:48 But they were also like, it was so annoying 'cause it's all guys would see.

Christina P 41:52 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:52 These big giant tits coming their way.

Christina P 41:55 (laughs) Yeah, poor girl.

Joe Rogan 41:57 Yeah. She said she had back problems too.

Christina P 42:00 Oh yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:00 Yeah.

Christina P 42:00 I, I do a lot of Pilates to strengthen the back to keep my tits up.

Joe Rogan 42:05 Keep them tit hangers strong.

Christina P 42:06 Jesus. Yeah, you gotta keep them up.

Joe Rogan 42:07 Gotta keep the frame that holds the tits.

Christina P 42:09 That's right.

Joe Rogan 42:10 Keep all that frame ...

Christina P 42:11 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 42:11 ... locked up and in place. There's nothing like that for dudes, right, where it, it gets too big. Like no dudes are out there getting dick reductions or ...

Christina P 42:18 That's true. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 42:19 ... you know what dudes do get, though?

Christina P 42:21 What's that?

Joe Rogan 42:21 Like, uh, here's the thing, man. I've been, uh, fucking ... I got a pro- I, I turned on the TV once, just a couple of months ago, and, uh, just stumbled upon this show called Botched.

Christina P 42:32 Yes, I like this. This is on the E! Channel.

Joe Rogan 42:34 Yes.

Christina P 42:34 Yeah, this is fantastic.

Joe Rogan 42:35 Is this on the E! Channel? Is that what it is?

Christina P 42:36 I'm, I'm pretty sure, yeah. I've seen-

Joe Rogan 42:37 Bravo, maybe?

Christina P 42:37 Maybe. Yeah, one of these, you know-

Joe Rogan 42:39 What is it on? Seems more Bravo 'cause it's super gay.

Christina P 42:42 I know, I know. I love it, though.

Joe Rogan 42:43 There's a lot of ... There's, there's this one guy who was on, who was helping the guy that got, like, surgery.

Christina P 42:52 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:52 And the guy who was helping the guy who got surgery ... One guy was getting surgery 'cause he got his pec r- replaced. He had, like, a pec problem.

Christina P 42:59 That seems crazy to me.

Joe Rogan 43:00 Well, he, he was actually ... He had, like, some sort of an accident-

Christina P 43:03 Oh.

Joe Rogan 43:03 ... where he lost his pec.

Christina P 43:04 Of course.

Joe Rogan 43:05 And so they gave him a pec implant.

Christina P 43:06 Now I'm the asshole.

Joe Rogan 43:06 Which seemed pretty normal.

Christina P 43:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 43:09 He, it ... he looked better. He was pretty happy. But the guy who he was working with, and I don't know what relationship they had in this scene, uh, wheth- whether this guy was the doctor or what it was. This guy was like a plastic man. Like his forehead was locked down. It wasn't going nowhere.

Christina P 43:27 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 43:27 It was botoxed to the oblivion.

Christina P 43:30 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 43:30 He had cheek shots and his facial fillers.

Christina P 43:33 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 43:33 His eyebrows had been done. He had fake tan. He had ... Yeah, that's him.

Christina P 43:38 Oh, oh.

Joe Rogan 43:38 There you go. That's the guy.

Christina P 43:40 Definitely heterosexual.

Joe Rogan 43:42 Well, whatever he is, he has all these implants. He has implants in his chest and implants in his biceps. And he was doing all that, like, to look good. So, but he was joking around about how even though he has all these implants, he's still not strong, so, like, couldn't do a chin-up. I'm like, "This is so crazy." Like, this person is ... This is cr-

Christina P 44:00 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 44:01 But he was the one that was helping the other guy-

Christina P 44:03 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 44:04 ... through plastic surgery.

Christina P 44:06 He was helping the other guy.

Joe Rogan 44:07 The other guy who had a problem with his-

Christina P 44:09 Oh.

Joe Rogan 44:09 ... pec implant.

Christina P 44:10 There's a-

Joe Rogan 44:11 The other guy came out normal.

Christina P 44:12 Okay.

Joe Rogan 44:12 He just had a pec problem and then filled it in and then it looked like, "Oh, yeah, look at the guy. He's got two pecs now."

Christina P 44:18 Oh, boy.

Joe Rogan 44:20 But-

Christina P 44:20 That's so sad.

Joe Rogan 44:21 That show is insane.

Christina P 44:22 Well-

Joe Rogan 44:22 You see these people that get this sort of, um ... What's that word for it? Um-

Christina P 44:27 Body dysmorphia?

Joe Rogan 44:27 Yes, body dysmorphia.

Christina P 44:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 44:29 Bodybuilders get it. Anorexics get it. You know, girls who have double F tits and they want them bigger and bigger and bigger-

Christina P 44:36 With the face in LA.

Joe Rogan 44:37 Oh, yeah.

Christina P 44:37 I, I haven't ... I've done Botox twice in my life. I'm always reluctant to go back just because, like, who am I fooling? I'm 42 years old. It's okay. I'm not-

Joe Rogan 44:45 What is it doing to you? What is it ... What does it-

Christina P 44:47 Well, so they paralyze ... They put botulism in your face, which is why I'm also reluctant because you know that shit's not been studied, really. I mean, come on. How do we know what- what's gonna happen? So I got a wrinkle here, so they'll put it here.

Joe Rogan 44:59 Oh.

Christina P 44:59 And they freeze the muscle. It paralyzes it, so you can't make ... You can't scowl to make-

Joe Rogan 45:05 Yeah, I got a scowl line.

Christina P 45:05 Yeah, we both have-

Joe Rogan 45:06 See that scowl line?

Christina P 45:07 That's the ... Years of-

Joe Rogan 45:07 That's a what the fuck-

Christina P 45:08 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 45:09 That's my what the fuck is going on line.

Christina P 45:11 I got the same one. God damn it. Uh, so it paralyzes it so you can't do the, the gesture that creates the wrinkle. So it's more of a preemptive measure, so you should start doing it early is what they say.

Joe Rogan 45:22 Right. But what about being a comic and making facial expressions?

Christina P 45:26 That's the problem. That's the problem. So when you're on stage, you end up getting migraines 'cause you can't-

Joe Rogan 45:29 'Cause you can't move your eyebrows.

Christina P 45:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 45:32 Argh. You're like, "I'm surprised, I swear."

Christina P 45:33 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 45:34 "I swear, I'm stunned."

Christina P 45:36 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 45:36 "Look, I'm gonna make my eyes wider." Argh.

Christina P 45:40 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 45:41 Argh.

Christina P 45:41 Uh, you wanna see a show, there's a show on Netflix where people go to Thailand for cheap plastic surgery.

Joe Rogan 45:48 Oh.

Christina P 45:49 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 45:50 Don't do it.

Christina P 45:51 Don't do it.

Joe Rogan 45:52 Have you been to Thailand?

Christina P 45:53 Never. Have you?

Joe Rogan 45:54 It's awesome, yeah. Just went this summer.

Christina P 45:55 Oh, okay.

Joe Rogan 45:55 Took the whole family.

Christina P 45:56 Where did you go?

Joe Rogan 45:57 Chiang Mai.

Christina P 45:58 Where is that?

Joe Rogan 45:59 It is, uh, northern Thailand. It's really close to where those kids got trapped in the cave.

Christina P 46:03 Oh.

Joe Rogan 46:04 Yeah. We got there right after they got rescued, so it was happy times in Thailand.

Christina P 46:07 Oh, that's good then.

Joe Rogan 46:07 It's dope, though. The people are so friendly and the food was amazing. We took-

Christina P 46:11 That's what I hear.

Joe Rogan 46:12 We took cooking classes.

Christina P 46:14 Oh.

Joe Rogan 46:14 Yeah, we, we hung out with elephants in an elephant sanctuary. That was pretty badass.

Christina P 46:17 Oh, I saw that on your Instagram.

Joe Rogan 46:18 Yeah. Elephants are sweet.

Christina P 46:20 They are.

Joe Rogan 46:20 They're so ni- they're so kind. You get super nervous around them when you're first around them 'cause they're so goddamn big.

Christina P 46:25 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 46:26 But then afterwards, you realize, like, they're just gentle giants. They're, they're so sweet. And these, uh, animals at this one place that we went to, it's a rehabilitation place. So they would take an- animals that had been to the circus and they'd been harmed or mistreated and they'd bring them back, and they even release them into the wild.

Christina P 46:42 Wow. That's cool.

Joe Rogan 46:43 Yeah, because they-

Christina P 46:44 That's really cool.

Joe Rogan 46:44 ... they wandered around with them in the woods. Like we took them for this long hike where you ride them all through the woods, so it was like a couple miles we went, and they just stop and eat things. So they, they don't ... You don't have to worry about feeding them. They're, they're, they are fucking pretty confident, like that they know what to eat. They just grab leaves and start shoving them in their mouth.

Christina P 47:04 Their trunk. Wow.

Joe Rogan 47:05 And then they shit and piss, and you can't believe the volume. The vo- the ... You hear the logs hit the ground, you're like-

Christina P 47:10 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:10 ... "What is happening?" And then you look down and they're shitting and you're like, "Oh my God." It's just ... Was just bushels of shit. Boom, boom, boom, boom-

Christina P 47:18 Oh, they're ginormous.

Joe Rogan 47:19 ... boom. Clumps.

Christina P 47:21 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:21 Heavy, just giant clumps of broken down vegetable matter.

Christina P 47:24 Right. They're herbivores, yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:26 Yeah, yeah.

Christina P 47:26 That's all they eat.

Joe Rogan 47:27 Yup. They're so sweet though.

Christina P 47:28 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:28 They, like, come up to you. You rub their head and they, they, like ... You actually kind of bond with them because you feed them sugarcane. Like when you get to know them, you wash them. The first thing they, they have you do is you wash them and you feed them.

Christina P 47:40 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 47:41 So you ... We're ... I think we fed them first, then washed them, and they ... We have these, like, just big piles of sugarcane. And you hand them these pieces of sugarcane and they just chew it and crunch it and swallow it. And then they ... And they, they take it from you, like, real gentle.

Christina P 47:54 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 47:54 You know, this is a fucking 2,000 plus pound animal, whatever the hell it is. It's probably bigger than that. And they're so kind, just like really easy.

Christina P 48:02 So beautiful.

Joe Rogan 48:02 They don't ... They walk around you. They don't try to knock you over. They're just real relaxed. They help you get up if you wanna ride them.

Christina P 48:09 Aww.

Joe Rogan 48:09 You know, like they'll like lift their arm up so you can step on their arm and then you climb onto their back.

Christina P 48:14 Are you gonna get a pet elephant?

Joe Rogan 48:15 No.

Christina P 48:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 48:16 But they're, they're interesting animals, you know. They really are. They're, they're, they're really sweet.... and this area that we're at, they, they actually have elephants that live in Thailand. They actually live in the wild. There's not that many of them, but they've introduced ... I think they said seven new ones to the wild from this sanctuary.

Christina P 48:34 That's so cool.

Joe Rogan 48:34 So it was pretty, it was pretty badass. But it's, uh, it was interesting you get to see them with their, they're free r- they're free roaming. They roam all around that area. They're not in pens, they're not captive. They're basically just freely roaming, and then they feed them and take care of them, and they know the food's going to be there. And, and then they just, uh, eventually get them to the point where they can be free again.

Christina P 48:55 Oh, that's so nice.

Joe Rogan 48:56 Yeah, it's pretty badass, but, but the people ... They're so friendly.

Christina P 49:00 I see-

Joe Rogan 49:00 So nice.

Christina P 49:00 ... I see this on that show, 'cause they're, they're very always smiley and they-

Joe Rogan 49:04 Yeah.

Christina P 49:04 ... bow to you, and they're super-

Joe Rogan 49:05 They're really friendly.

Christina P 49:06 ... happy. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:06 Like, you, you run into that all, all throughout the, the country. People super friendly like that.

Christina P 49:10 Yeah. Don't elephants, uh, gestate for, like, years?

Joe Rogan 49:14 Mm-hmm. Yeah, a long time.

Christina P 49:15 Like, 10 years or something? Three years?

Joe Rogan 49:16 Something, something long like that, yeah.

Christina P 49:17 God, it would be sucky to be pregnant for that long.

Joe Rogan 49:20 I know, right?

Christina P 49:20 Oh my God. I'd kill myself.

Joe Rogan 49:22 How about getting fucked by another elephant?

Christina P 49:23 D- could you ... I've never seen i- ... Have I seen an elephant dick? I don't think so. Does it come out of a sheath? I'm sure. Right?

Joe Rogan 49:29 Oh, boy.

Christina P 49:30 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:30 You know, lookin' ... Like that head in Alien with Whitley Strieber?

Christina P 49:34 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 49:34 Not Whitley Strieber. Uh, Sigourney Weaver.

Christina P 49:37 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 49:37 Whitley Strieber ... You know who Whitley Strieber is?

Christina P 49:39 Uh-uh.

Joe Rogan 49:39 Whitley Strieber is the guy who was behind ... He wrote ... He's an author. It's ... The whole story's really suspect. He wrote, uh, that movie ... What was the movie he wrote? It w- ... He wrote a ... One of those alien movies.

Christina P 49:54 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 49:54 One ... Alien abduction movies, and he wrote i- ... That it was based on his own life, that it actually happened.

Christina P 49:59 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 49:59 The problem was, he was already this fiction novelist who's writing these wild stories, and then he decided to say, "This one's real."

Christina P 50:07 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 50:07 And it got all sorts of traction.

Christina P 50:09 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 50:09 But, you know, it's all, like, being abducted in the middle of the night, and taken out of his bed by aliens, and brought to ships, and scientific experiments, like, that kind of stuff.

Christina P 50:21 (laughs) Cool.

Joe Rogan 50:22 Yeah.

Christina P 50:22 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:23 It-

Christina P 50:23 You believe in it? You think there's aliens doing that kind of stuff?

Joe Rogan 50:26 N- ... I don't think they care about your butt.

Christina P 50:28 No.

Joe Rogan 50:29 That's ... The weirdest thing is that they have to go up your butt always.

Christina P 50:31 Always. It's always a homoerotic-

Joe Rogan 50:33 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 50:33 ... sort of fantasy, an anal fantasy-

Joe Rogan 50:35 Yeah.

Christina P 50:35 ... with the alien. Why does it always turn sexual?

Joe Rogan 50:39 (inhales deeply) I think, 'cause if you're paralyzed, the number one fear is that someone's gonna put something up your butt-

Christina P 50:43 Oh my God.

Joe Rogan 50:43 ... while you're out. (laughs)

Christina P 50:44 All the time. (laughs) I, I ... Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:47 Yeah.

Christina P 50:47 I don't, I don't do butt stuff for that re- ... I'm like, "I don't need to know."

Joe Rogan 50:50 Mm-hmm. The other thing is, um, I think, uh ... (laughs)

Christina P 50:54 (laughs) Eh, come on.

Joe Rogan 50:55 Come on with that.

Christina P 50:57 Come on, come on, come on.

Joe Rogan 50:57 The, the other thing is I think they worry ... People worry about being impregnated or having their baby taken from them-

Christina P 51:02 Sure. Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:03 ... by the aliens.

Christina P 51:04 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:04 That's a common theme too.

Christina P 51:06 I'd be afraid of that. Have you been to Roswell, New Mexico?

Joe Rogan 51:08 No, I have not.

Christina P 51:09 I went there for some TV show I worked on, like, a decade ago, and they ... You know, they claim that's where the, the aliens ... Is it they live ... Is that Area 51?

Joe Rogan 51:16 It's where the ... That's where the crash happened in 1947.

Christina P 51:20 Right. Right, so there's, like, a museum you can go to and see it, but I don't ... You know, whatever. I bought a T-shirt. It was great.

Joe Rogan 51:25 Yeah, the whole story is super suspect, the story of what happened.

Christina P 51:29 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 51:30 It's like, uh, there was some wreckage that they found, and they flew the wreckage in two separate planes to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, and Truman actually met them there. Uh, th- ... Like, whatever the fuck did crash, it was of enough importance that Truman flew out, and they flew it in two separate planes in case one of the planes went down.

Christina P 51:50 Damn.

Joe Rogan 51:50 This was the ... This is the folklore. And then the next day, they had this press conference, and they were like, "Oh, we made a mistake. It was just a balloon."

Christina P 51:57 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 51:59 And th- ... (laughs) And then-

Christina P 51:59 How-

Joe Rogan 52:00 You know, my joke that I used to do was like, "Well, what about the aliens?" "Those are Mexicans."

Christina P 52:04 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 52:05 "Th- They, they got drunk. Th- They were ... They mistook the balloon for a pinata."

Christina P 52:09 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:09 "And everyone's fine." (laughs)

Christina P 52:10 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:11 Like-

Christina P 52:11 That's hilarious.

Joe Rogan 52:12 But the, the whole th- story behind it ... The problem was it got put in the Roswell Daily Record that the-

Christina P 52:17 Oh.

Joe Rogan 52:17 ... military has res- recovered a crashed flying disc, and then everybody went fucking bananas.

Christina P 52:23 Okay.

Joe Rogan 52:23 So no one, no one really knows what actually happened, obviously.

Christina P 52:27 No.

Narrator 52:27 Did you ever hear why they picked Wright-Pat? 'Cause it's in the middle of Ohio.

Joe Rogan 52:31 Hmm. I don't know.

Narrator 52:33 And Roswell is pretty far.

Joe Rogan 52:35 I think it's just a big Air Force base. Isn't that ... Wright-Patterson Air Force Base ... where, um, Hangar 18 was?

Narrator 52:40 I'm s- ... Yeah, I guess.

Joe Rogan 52:41 Is that where that was?

Narrator 52:41 I mean, it's outside of Dayton, but I don't h- ... Like ... (clears throat)

Joe Rogan 52:44 But Hangar 18 was another famous thing in UFO folklore.

Narrator 52:48 Okay.

Joe Rogan 52:48 UFO folklore, there was, like, this sp- supposed Hangar 18, and Hang- ... Find out where that is. Hangar 18 was supposed to be this place where they stored all of the crashed wreckage from various UFOs over the last few decades, 'cause apparently there's been numerous crashed UFOs-

Christina P 53:07 Great.

Joe Rogan 53:07 ... from alien planets.

Christina P 53:09 (laughs)

Narrator 53:09 That's what it said. I mean-

Joe Rogan 53:10 Is that at Wright-Patterson?

Narrator 53:10 That's what ... Hangar 18 ... There's, like, a website about it, yeah. But yeah, so it's at Wright-Pat.

Joe Rogan 53:14 Hmm. Long as there's a website about it. (laughs)

Narrator 53:17 (laughs)

Christina P 53:17 True.

Joe Rogan 53:17 Is it a Squarespace website?

Christina P 53:19 (laughs)

Narrator 53:19 No, it's, uh, We- Weebly, so it's almost-

Christina P 53:20 Promo code Jerry.

Joe Rogan 53:23 (laughs)

Narrator 53:23 Pretty much the same.

Joe Rogan 53:23 No, it's, uh ... What was the ones ... Geocities? Remember those?

Christina P 53:26 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:27 Old school. Yeah, with the animated little GIFs.

Christina P 53:30 Old school.

Joe Rogan 53:30 Yeah.

Christina P 53:31 Now, what about the moon landing? Did you see the movie with Ryan Gosling?

Joe Rogan 53:34 (smacks lips) No, I did not. I heard it was good though. I heard it was really good.

Christina P 53:38 I loved it.

Joe Rogan 53:38 Did you love it?

Christina P 53:38 Loved it.

Joe Rogan 53:39 What was the ... Wasn't there a controversy? Like, they didn't put the American flag down. It was something about the-

Christina P 53:43 You mean the MTV flag? I, I, uh ... I, uh-

Joe Rogan 53:46 (sings)

Christina P 53:46 That was so cool, right?

Joe Rogan 53:48 Yeah.

Christina P 53:49 I miss MTV. Um-

Joe Rogan 53:50 I do too. I miss music videos.

Christina P 53:52 Y- ... It was the ... There was something ... He brought his daughter's necklace up. H- His, his young daughter. I don't wanna give it all away, but the lower is sh- ... He put i- ... His daughter's necklace there, and ... I don't know. I didn't th-

Joe Rogan 54:02 Was it based on real life?

Christina P 54:04 That, the ... Yes, loosely. That's what they're saying.

Joe Rogan 54:06 Hmm.

Christina P 54:06 It's, it's probable that that happened. The flag thing, I don't even ... I don't remember. I don't think they did a movie.

Joe Rogan 54:11 Yeah, there was some sort of controversy that they didn't plant the US flag.

Christina P 54:14 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 54:14 And people were upset.

Christina P 54:15 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 54:16 And they were saying that, you know-

Christina P 54:17 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 54:17 ... in this climate, they just thought it wouldn't be a good idea to express nationalism, or some- ... Some- ... I, I remember reading some cockamamie reason why they didn't have the flag. Like, well-

Christina P 54:28 Interesting.

Joe Rogan 54:28 They actually had the flag, you fuck. They actually ... If you-

Christina P 54:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:31 ... believe in the moon landing, you believe it happened, and you wanna show me a movie of it, you gotta show the flag.

Christina P 54:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:35 They put it in the ground. It was a big part of the program.... here's our flag. It's in the, in the fucking dirt, on the moon.

Christina P 54:42 Yep.

Joe Rogan 54:42 That's it.

Christina P 54:43 That's right. It's there. And now, he also peed brown on the way up-

Joe Rogan 54:47 I think they just ... Hmm, that's not good.

Christina P 54:48 ... on the four-day journey. And I heard you just peed brown.

Joe Rogan 54:50 I peed a little brown.

Christina P 54:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:51 It was more, like, amber-colored.

Christina P 54:53 That's-

Joe Rogan 54:54 More like iced tea colored.

Christina P 54:55 So scary. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 54:56 Well, I was a little worried about, there's something called rhabdomyolysis-

Christina P 54:59 Mm.

Joe Rogan 54:59 ... that when you do CrossFit or l- actually, a couple of fighters have died from it. I actually just found out about that this weekend, that fighters who had been overtrained going into fights and then exerted themselves to extreme during the fight and then died afterwards, a couple of them turned out to have had rhabdomyolysis, which is, uh, the, your, your muscle tissue breaks down, your liver crashes, or your kidneys crash, rather. I didn't have that.

Christina P 55:25 Oh.

Joe Rogan 55:25 I just, I was just dehydrated.

Christina P 55:26 Oh. Okay, good.

Joe Rogan 55:28 Yeah. Yeah.

Christina P 55:28 'Cause, uh, that, that was pretty gnarly. Uh, Tommy told me that too.

Joe Rogan 55:31 I was sweating at a rate that I couldn't possibly keep up with, just trying to rehydrate normally.

Christina P 55:37 You guys and the Sober Fucking October, man.

Joe Rogan 55:40 It went crazy, right?

Christina P 55:40 No, I know.

Joe Rogan 55:41 What was it like, like, being the wife of a person who was involved in this?

Christina P 55:45 I hate it so much. I hate that you guys do this shit. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 55:48 You know what we're doing next year?

Christina P 55:49 Uh, yeah, and I heard you guys talking about it 'cause I caught that part of the show. Surfing?

Joe Rogan 55:54 Yep, we're gonna-

Christina P 55:55 Fucking rad.

Joe Rogan 55:56 We're gonna tr- stay on a board longer. Like, who stays on the board for the most amount of time in the month.

Christina P 56:02 I love this challenge.

Joe Rogan 56:03 Like it?

Christina P 56:03 'Cause I love surfing. I learned to do it in my 20s. I'm terrible at it. But that's, like, that's a ... It's so incredibly difficult. Have you-

Joe Rogan 56:10 Yeah.

Christina P 56:10 Have you surfed?

Joe Rogan 56:11 No, not at all, and I'm not going to.

Christina P 56:13 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 56:13 I'm not even gonna touch it until October. And this is the rule.

Christina P 56:15 Okay. Okay.

Joe Rogan 56:16 None of us can practice. We can't practice.

Christina P 56:18 Okay.

Joe Rogan 56:18 Yeah. We gotta wait till October and then do it.

Christina P 56:21 I will say, the ocean's very cold-

Joe Rogan 56:23 (laughs) Perfect.

Christina P 56:23 ... in October, though. That's the one j- (laughs)

Joe Rogan 56:25 Weeded out those pussies. (fart sound effect) (laughs)

Christina P 56:28 Are you gonna get a special suit? I'm sure there are-

Joe Rogan 56:29 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get a special suit.

Christina P 56:31 ... they have great suits now. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 56:31 I'm gonna get one with fucking ... It's gonna have Kevlar in it so the sharks can't eat me.

Christina P 56:35 Ah, oh, that's another thing, dude.

Joe Rogan 56:37 Yeah, bitch. I'm not getting ated.

Christina P 56:38 Damn.

Joe Rogan 56:39 I'm not getting ated by no big fish. (laughs)

Christina P 56:42 (laughs) Uh, I love it.

Joe Rogan 56:45 So this is a tentative, this is a tentative challenge. But I have to say, this last one, your husband, Tommy Buns-

Christina P 56:51 Hate.

Joe Rogan 56:51 ... is the one that came up with the fitness challenge.

Christina P 56:53 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 56:53 And it was only, like, the last couple days before October. Like, we hadn't really decided on what we were gonna do. In fact, we were even thinking about repeating our 15 yoga class thing.

Christina P 57:01 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 57:01 Like, we'd kind of settled into that. I was like, "Okay, I can do 15 yoga classes." And we kind of decided that that's what we were gonna do. And then out of nowhere, your husband goes, "Hey, uh, I've been doing this fitness thing. I wear this app. Maybe we could just see who gets the most points for a month." I'm like, "Okay." I didn't think anything of it.

Christina P 57:16 You weren't e- you weren't excited about that idea?

Joe Rogan 57:19 I thought it would be fun. Like, whatever, it'd be fun.

Christina P 57:21 Sure.

Joe Rogan 57:21 But I didn't think it would be a psycho battle to the death.

Christina P 57:25 (laughs) Well-

Joe Rogan 57:26 But it became really quick.

Christina P 57:27 I'll tell you what's, what was d- as a spouse of the sobe- the sobriety part's not too difficult for Tommy.

Joe Rogan 57:33 Yeah.

Christina P 57:33 It's the time away from the family. It's like, he would go and be like, "Bye. I'm gonna go hike for six hours."

Joe Rogan 57:40 Yeah.

Christina P 57:41 A- and, and we live near hills, and I'm like, "There's fucking rattlesnakes and cougars, and you better be back before sundown, dude."

Joe Rogan 57:47 Yeah.

Christina P 57:47 You know? Um-

Joe Rogan 57:48 Bring a knife.

Christina P 57:49 Yeah. (laughs) And then he got sick, so he was doing it on antibiotics, which was crazy. I didn't want him to be doing that shit when he was sick.

Joe Rogan 57:55 He ran 13 miles-

Christina P 57:56 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 57:56 ... on antibiotics.

Christina P 57:57 Crazy.

Joe Rogan 57:58 That is bananas.

Christina P 57:59 (laughs) I know.

Joe Rogan 57:59 That is so hard to do.

Christina P 58:01 I know, and ... But we were, like, talking about it at breakfast, and he was like, "Well, Joe's gonna be first. There's no question." Like, so it was more about who was gonna be second and third.

Joe Rogan 58:09 Ari was trying to take that first place spot.

Christina P 58:12 No way. He never ...

Joe Rogan 58:12 He was doing all sorts of sneaky tricks. He was trying to bank up his points-

Christina P 58:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 58:17 ... and try to pretend that I, you know, that he wasn't a threat. He really was.

Christina P 58:22 Sneaky.

Joe Rogan 58:22 He w- Oh, he's super sneaky.

Christina P 58:24 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:24 He came close.

Christina P 58:25 You know.

Joe Rogan 58:25 He came cl- he was the closest to me. And he was, he was the most sneaky.

Christina P 58:30 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 58:31 He's definitely the most sneaky.

Christina P 58:33 What do you mean? Like, w- what's his ... M- how was he sneaky? Like, what was he doing?

Joe Rogan 58:36 He would say things to me like, "You should just work out normal and see if you beat us."

Christina P 58:39 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 58:39 "I mean, if you just try to beat us, it'd be too easy." Like, hmm.

Christina P 58:43 (laughs) What a jerk.

Joe Rogan 58:44 Like, "Yeah, why don't I do that, Ari?" Like, no.

Christina P 58:47 Such a jerk.

Joe Rogan 58:47 Yeah, I had decided early on that I was gonna beat him. But I decided that th- like, I was, at f- at first I was like, "This is so stupid. Who gives a shit about this competition? I'm not re- ruining my life for this thing."

Christina P 58:57 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 58:57 I could not live with myself if Bert won. That was a big part of the problem.

Christina P 59:01 (sighs) Would that really have happened, though?

Joe Rogan 59:03 Could have happened.

Christina P 59:04 Out of all you guys?

Joe Rogan 59:05 You never know. If we fucked off ...

Christina P 59:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 59:08 See, no one fucked off. Everybody went hard, even Bert, you know?

Christina P 59:12 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 59:12 But-

Christina P 59:12 Well, Bert's wife was, is probably used to him being gone.

Joe Rogan 59:15 (laughs)

Christina P 59:15 All the fucking abandoning the family. She's like, "Whatever, he's just not here more."

Joe Rogan 59:20 I did a lot of my working out at home, you know, 'cause I have a gym in my house.

Christina P 59:24 Great.

Joe Rogan 59:25 Yeah, so it wasn't-

Christina P 59:26 So ha-

Joe Rogan 59:26 They knew where to find me.

Christina P 59:27 So your wife and your kids were like, "Oh."

Joe Rogan 59:28 Yeah, they would come in and make fun of me.

Christina P 59:30 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 59:30 While I'm working out, "Are you still doing this?" Like, my eight-year-old especially, 'cause she thinks it's hilarious.

Christina P 59:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 59:35 She's like, "You better win! You better win!"

Christina P 59:37 Aw.

Joe Rogan 59:38 She'd walk away like, "Ugh."

Christina P 59:40 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 59:40 Just thought it was so funny. She's a g- little comedian, man.

Christina P 59:43 I love it.

Joe Rogan 59:44 She's a funny little fucker.

Christina P 59:45 I love it.

Joe Rogan 59:46 She really is.

Christina P 59:46 You gotta raise them sassy girls.

Joe Rogan 59:48 Yeah.

Christina P 59:48 Can't raise them ... The princess shit's horrible. "You're a princess." Like, oh, no, don't raise girls to think they're princesses-

Joe Rogan 59:55 Hmm.

Christina P 59:55 ... 'cause then they're always waiting to be rescued for shit, you know?

Joe Rogan 59:57 And not only, not only that, like, that means you're a part of a monarchy, and you're oppressing all those peasants.

Christina P 1:00:03 Oh, look at you. Right.

Joe Rogan 1:00:05 Yeah, like, like, this whole th- like, I, I talked to a friend once who was ... who was like ... This was back in like the '90s. And he was, he was very pro-Black, Black guy who was very pro- and he said one of the most ridiculous things any person's ever said. He was talking about Black people today. He goes, "Black people had, you gotta understand, back in the day, we were kings."

Christina P 1:00:25 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:00:26 And I go, "Well, you couldn't be all kings." I go, "Listen, listen, do you understand how kings work? There's one person, and that person dominates all these other people with power. And the way they do it is through threat and military."

Christina P 1:00:37 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:00:37 "And they kill people who oppress them." Like, you don't want to be a king, man.

Christina P 1:00:41 They're dicks.

Joe Rogan 1:00:42 You don't ... Yeah, it's one of the most terrible things to be, is a king. Like, you don't even get elected into office.

Christina P 1:00:47 True.

Joe Rogan 1:00:48 You're just a king. You have ultimate power. You abuse the shit out of it.

Christina P 1:00:51 True.

Joe Rogan 1:00:52 You, you weren't all kings. Like, you can't be all k- you can't say, "We were kings."

Christina P 1:00:56 No.

Joe Rogan 1:00:56 Goddamn, that's a stupid thing to say.

Christina P 1:00:58 Well, yeah, 'cause God, God ordains the king, right?

Joe Rogan 1:01:00 Right.

Christina P 1:01:00 If you watch those, uh, Henry the ... I love those historical things.

Joe Rogan 1:01:04 Ugh.

Christina P 1:01:04 I love it. Versailles, I watched that on, uh, Netflix, and, you know, whatever.

Joe Rogan 1:01:08 Do you ever watch Vikings?

Christina P 1:01:09 I started to. Yeah. Is it good?

Joe Rogan 1:01:11 It's fucking good.

Christina P 1:01:11 All right.

Joe Rogan 1:01:12 Yeah.

Christina P 1:01:12 I'm gonna write that one out.

Joe Rogan 1:01:12 It's surprisingly good. Give it four episodes.

Christina P 1:01:15 Okay.

Joe Rogan 1:01:15 'Cause right around episode four, it really kicks in.

Christina P 1:01:18 Okay.

Joe Rogan 1:01:18 So, one of our friends had told us. So I watched the first episode, I'm like, "This show's kinda clunky."

Christina P 1:01:22 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:22 And then episode two comes around, like, "Hmm." By the time episode four rolls around, you're like, "Oh, shit."

Christina P 1:01:27 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:01:28 (laughs)

Christina P 1:01:29 I like all that stuff.

Joe Rogan 1:01:31 It gets crazy. Oh, it's good. It's good.

Christina P 1:01:31 Yeah, you could just get executed back then-

Joe Rogan 1:01:33 Oh.

Christina P 1:01:33 ... for not... The king.

Joe Rogan 1:01:34 For nothing. Didn't like-

Christina P 1:01:35 His dad.

Joe Rogan 1:01:35 ... the way he looked at him. Fuck him up. And that would ke- get, kept people scared.

Christina P 1:01:39 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:39 And that's how you keep power.

Christina P 1:01:40 Absolutely.

Joe Rogan 1:01:41 I mean, that's, that's what Putin's doing.

Christina P 1:01:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:43 That's what they do in North Korea. You know?

Christina P 1:01:45 Yeah. Or, or the king could just be like, "You're gonna be my new ho."

Joe Rogan 1:01:49 Do you know about that Khashoggi guy?

Christina P 1:01:51 That's it. No.

Joe Rogan 1:01:51 The, the journalist that got assassinated?

Christina P 1:01:53 No.

Joe Rogan 1:01:53 Do you know about this?

Christina P 1:01:54 No.

Joe Rogan 1:01:54 No.

Christina P 1:01:54 I've been in a bubble.

Joe Rogan 1:01:55 A journalist got assassinated by the Saudis. He went into the, uh, the embassy in Istanbul because his wife w- he, he... Went into the Turkish Embassy, 'cause his wife was Turkish and he was trying to get married to her. And the Saudis had sent 15 hit men to meet him there.

Christina P 1:02:13 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 1:02:13 They strangled him-

Christina P 1:02:14 Damn.

Joe Rogan 1:02:14 ... and dismembered him with bone saws-

Christina P 1:02:17 What?

Joe Rogan 1:02:17 ... and carried him out in suitcases. And they brought in a guy who was a forensics expert. He was one of the 15 people. So, they brought in someone who would know how to manipulate the data. And the Turkish, apparently, they said that they have all... They have video and audio evidence that he was murdered there, but they can't release it because then it'll show the people how they spy on them.

Christina P 1:02:40 Oh, my God.

Joe Rogan 1:02:41 Ugh.

Christina P 1:02:43 (singing)

Joe Rogan 1:02:44 Oh, this, today-

Christina P 1:02:44 That's so crazy.

Joe Rogan 1:02:45 This is today, in 2018.

Christina P 1:02:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:48 They killed a journalist.

Christina P 1:02:49 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:49 They didn't like what he was saying.

Christina P 1:02:51 That's... You know, it was Saudi though.

Joe Rogan 1:02:53 Yeah.

Christina P 1:02:53 I, I did a military gig in Saudi Arabia-

Joe Rogan 1:02:55 (sighs)

Christina P 1:02:55 ... right before I, uh, 2007.

Joe Rogan 1:02:58 Whoa.

Christina P 1:02:58 And I actually had two passports when I went to go do this military tour, and I didn't know why. And we get to Riyadh, and they go, "Give them this passport, the second one that we gave you," which was completely blank and just had my personal information. I know. And we go in there, and they go, "Oh, it's Thursday. It's chop-chop Thursday. Uh, it's a public execution day. Do you guys wanna go see it?" And I was like, "I don't know. I don't know." Like, on the one hand, kind of curious. On the one hand, no. We couldn't do it because somebody, some guy had, uh, put a bomb up his butt and blown up a, a prince or something, so we couldn't go. But yeah, public executions, they want you to see the, you know, to keep people in line.

Joe Rogan 1:03:37 (sighs)

Christina P 1:03:37 And it's terrifying. I don't know.

Joe Rogan 1:03:40 Ooh.

Christina P 1:03:41 Women can't... Women can drive now, I hear.

Joe Rogan 1:03:42 Yay.

Christina P 1:03:43 It's kinda neat. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:03:45 But if they fuck-

Christina P 1:03:45 But, uh-

Joe Rogan 1:03:45 ... a guy, they'll get stoned to death in front of everybody.

Christina P 1:03:48 Sure.

Joe Rogan 1:03:49 Yeah.

Christina P 1:03:49 Sure.

Joe Rogan 1:03:50 They behead people. They do all kinds of crazy shit to journalists.

Christina P 1:03:53 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:03:54 You know, they lock bloggers up for life. People who've disrespected the crown.

Christina P 1:03:58 Crazy.

Joe Rogan 1:03:59 It's crazy shit. Yeah.

Christina P 1:04:00 Yeah. Women can't even... You can't go to the mall unless a, a male family member accompanies you.

Joe Rogan 1:04:05 2018. Yeah.

Christina P 1:04:07 Yikes.

Joe Rogan 1:04:07 Fuck. And try getting out of there. You know?

Christina P 1:04:11 Right. Right.

Joe Rogan 1:04:11 Hey, we were talking about this, how crazy it is that it's so easy to come here from some countries.

Christina P 1:04:15 Mm.

Joe Rogan 1:04:15 Like Cuba.

Christina P 1:04:16 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:04:16 All you have to do is get on a raft. You make it to Miami. They're like, "You're in, bro."

Christina P 1:04:20 (laughs) That's all you have to do-

Joe Rogan 1:04:21 Yeah.

Christina P 1:04:21 ... (laughs) to survive-

Joe Rogan 1:04:22 You're in.

Christina P 1:04:22 ... the ride.

Joe Rogan 1:04:22 They don't send you back to Cuba, ever.

Christina P 1:04:24 That's true, huh? We don't.

Joe Rogan 1:04:26 Yeah. But-

Christina P 1:04:26 What about that Elian Gonzalez? Didn't he get sent back eventually?

Joe Rogan 1:04:29 Oh, he, that was his parents wanted him back, right?

Christina P 1:04:32 Oh.

Joe Rogan 1:04:32 Remember? They had a gun. They fucking had m- machine guns. The kid was in the closet. Like, what the fuck?

Christina P 1:04:37 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:04:37 Why'd they send him home? There was some circumstances to that.

Christina P 1:04:40 Yeah. Dad was... Was it dad in the old country and-

Joe Rogan 1:04:42 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 1:04:43 ... mom in this country-

Joe Rogan 1:04:44 Yeah.

Christina P 1:04:44 ... and there was a-

Joe Rogan 1:04:45 Someone-

Christina P 1:04:45 ... custody.

Joe Rogan 1:04:46 ... wanted them back, yeah.

Christina P 1:04:47 Yeah. Some, some nonsense.

Joe Rogan 1:04:48 Something like that. But for the most part, they don't deport you.

Christina P 1:04:52 Ugh.

Joe Rogan 1:04:52 When you make it from Miami, or to-

Christina P 1:04:54 Ugh.

Joe Rogan 1:04:54 ... Miami rather, from, from Cuba, you're good, bro.

Christina P 1:04:57 Thank God.

Joe Rogan 1:04:58 Crazy though, right?

Christina P 1:04:59 It is crazy.

Joe Rogan 1:05:00 All you have to do is get on a raft.

Christina P 1:05:02 (laughs) And survive.

Joe Rogan 1:05:04 90 miles.

Christina P 1:05:05 Ho- that's it?

Joe Rogan 1:05:06 That's it.

Christina P 1:05:06 How long would that take?

Joe Rogan 1:05:07 Could take a long-ass time. If you're doing a mile an hour-

Christina P 1:05:11 Jeez.

Joe Rogan 1:05:11 ... it'll take you 90 minutes. (laughs) Right, that's not such a- Or 90... A mile an hour would take you 90 hours, rather.

Christina P 1:05:18 Oh, nine... Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:19 Not 90 minutes.

Christina P 1:05:19 90 hours. Okay.

Joe Rogan 1:05:20 Yeah.

Christina P 1:05:21 Okay. That's still a rough journey.

Joe Rogan 1:05:22 A mile an hour, yeah, which is like, how fast do you pedal?

Christina P 1:05:26 Fuck.

Joe Rogan 1:05:26 If you're paddling, how fast can you paddle?

Christina P 1:05:28 As fast as I can.

Joe Rogan 1:05:29 Can you paddle a mile an hour?

Christina P 1:05:31 I have no idea.

Joe Rogan 1:05:32 That's a good question, right?

Christina P 1:05:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:33 Depends on whether or not you're going with the tide, against the tide. (laughs)

Christina P 1:05:37 Dude, and then the sun goes down.

Joe Rogan 1:05:38 Yeah.

Christina P 1:05:38 It's cold as shit. I mean-

Joe Rogan 1:05:39 And there's sharks.

Christina P 1:05:40 You've seen Moana.

Joe Rogan 1:05:41 (singing)

Christina P 1:05:42 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:05:43 (singing)

Christina P 1:05:43 Sharks.

Joe Rogan 1:05:44 Sure.

Christina P 1:05:45 Fresh water. What are you drinking-

Joe Rogan 1:05:47 Oh.

Christina P 1:05:47 ... on your journey?

Joe Rogan 1:05:47 You ain't drinking shit. You're gon-... You're gonna try to keep it together, drink as much as you can before.

Christina P 1:05:51 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:05:51 And then you gotta drink your piss.

Christina P 1:05:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can, once it separates, right? You let it sit.

Joe Rogan 1:05:55 Mm, just drink it.

Christina P 1:05:55 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:05:57 Just drink it right out-

Christina P 1:05:57 You just drink-

Joe Rogan 1:05:58 ... the tap.

Christina P 1:05:58 ... it fresh out?

Joe Rogan 1:05:59 Yeah, you... What you do is you lie on your back and you, you know, you bring your ass to your s-

Christina P 1:06:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:06:03 You grab your hands behind your ass. Bring it to yourself and just-

Christina P 1:06:08 Stop it. (laughing)

Joe Rogan 1:06:08 ... piss right in your mouth. Don't wanna lose any of it. It's precious moisture.

Christina P 1:06:15 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:06:15 In and out, in and out.

Christina P 1:06:16 Yeah. You ever watch that TV show? Is it Navy SEALs who can survive... You know, they t-

Joe Rogan 1:06:21 Mm-hmm.

Christina P 1:06:21 One guy goes to the beach, one guy has to go to the mountains or some shit.

Joe Rogan 1:06:25 Yeah.

Christina P 1:06:25 I love that stuff.

Joe Rogan 1:06:25 I did see that. Yeah, I've s- I've