Joe Rogan Experience #1195 - Christina P

1. 0:00 – 0:57

   Gender-flipped Bond jokes and the absurdity of pronouns

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (singing)

   2. CPChristina P0:03

      (singing) Isn't... Aren't they making James Bond, a woman? Oh, I'm sorry.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      I think they are making James Bond woman. I hope it's a Black woman who's queer.

   4. CPChristina P0:11

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      That's the only way for justice to be served.

   6. CPChristina P0:13

      And non-binary.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      Yes. But what does that mean?

   8. CPChristina P0:16

      She's n-... Her gender can switch throughout the film, depending on where she is.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Oh, that's non-binary? Hmm.

   10. CPChristina P0:22

       Gender flux.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       Gender-fluid. I thought that was gender-fluid.

   12. CPChristina P0:25

       Gender-fluid, sorry.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       Yeah.

   14. CPChristina P0:25

       What's your pronoun today?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       Uh, -zer.

   16. CPChristina P0:28

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       (laughs) I've always wanted to have a Z in there.

   18. CPChristina P0:33

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       I think Zs are cool.

   20. CPChristina P0:35

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       Zorro.

   22. CPChristina P0:36

       Zorros.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Yeah. Zors.

   24. CPChristina P0:38

       Zimz. I feel like, "Your Highness."

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Oh. That's good.

   26. CPChristina P0:42

       That's a good one, right?

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Yeah. That's good. Yeah, "Your Highness" can be a guy or a girl.

   28. CPChristina P0:47

       Whoa.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Whoa, it's gender-neutral.

   30. CPChristina P0:51

       (laughs)
2. 0:57 – 2:49

   Raising kids gender-neutral: where ideology meets real parenting

   1. CPChristina P0:57

      And I refuse to do that. I have two little boys, and, you know, we force them to be gender-neutral. They don't play with rocks and stuff.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:04

      I was watching a show on that, a legit show on that.

   3. CPChristina P1:06

      Oh, yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:06

      From Cambridge. This couple was raising their kid gender-neutral.

   5. CPChristina P1:10

      Mm-hmm.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:10

      They're like... (laughs) They have two kids, and they were both, like, wearing, like, whatever. They're wearing, like, weird clothes.

   7. CPChristina P1:16

      Mm-hmm.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:17

      And like, it didn't necessarily look like they were wearing boys' clothes or girls' clothes, and they didn't call them girls or boys. They let them play with anything they wanted.

   9. CPChristina P1:24

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:25

       And they didn't call them boys.

   11. CPChristina P1:26

       Well, what did they say?

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:28

       It was fucking weird. It was just some poor guy who's stuck with some crazy bitch.

   13. CPChristina P1:32

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:33

       And... (laughs)

   15. CPChristina P1:33

       Exactly.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:34

       And she's... You know, and he was probably trying really hard to be, like, progressive, and, like, figure out a, what-

   17. CPChristina P1:40

       (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:40

       You know, "How do we not gender our children?" And...

   19. CPChristina P1:43

       Yeah. And it's interesting you do that voice, 'cause they all do up-speak at the end-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:48

       Yes, they do.

   21. CPChristina P1:48

       ... to be enlightened.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:50

       Well, it's the only way to show you're progressive.

   23. CPChristina P1:53

       (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:53

       Because if you notice, conservative people just don't talk like that.

   25. CPChristina P1:58

       No.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:58

       They don't... "We need to stop the caravan-"

   27. CPChristina P2:01

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan2:01

       "... before it gets to the wall."

   29. CPChristina P2:03

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan2:03

       "Donald Trump is our savior, 'cause he's like the one who really appreciates, like, American values."
3. 2:49 – 5:29

   Tomboys, confidence cliffs, and Pippi Longstocking as a model

   1. JRJoe Rogan2:49

      Yeah. My eight-year-old loves to play with things like race cars, and she used to love to play with trucks, and she used to love to play-

   2. CPChristina P2:59

      She's a girl?

   3. JRJoe Rogan3:00

      She's a... Yeah. She might be my girlfriend.

   4. CPChristina P3:01

      Mm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan3:02

      She... (laughs)

   6. CPChristina P3:03

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan3:03

      (laughs) She's... She loves to play with superheroes.

   8. CPChristina P3:07

      Mm-hmm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan3:07

      And things like that. Like, some of them are, like, very b- But then again, she loves pink, and she likes getting her nails done, and she likes looking pretty. And she has... There's some cool shit that boys like that girls like too. Like, she's pretty aggressive.

   10. CPChristina P3:22

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan3:22

       Like, she takes MMA classes, and she throws boys around.

   12. CPChristina P3:25

       I love it.

   13. JRJoe Rogan3:25

       She gets, like, super hyped up when she has to wrestle with boys.

   14. CPChristina P3:28

       I love it.

   15. JRJoe Rogan3:29

       Like, she, she really... She's... It's crazy to watch, like a little psychoaggressive eight-year-old. But she's also, like, really sweet. Like, the sweetest kid to everybody. Just gets, like, real competitive with that kind of stuff.

   16. CPChristina P3:41

       Yeah. They say that that's the, uh, magic age, eight, nine in girls, and then, uh, where they're very confident. It's like the end of the confidence era. And then puberty strikes-

   17. JRJoe Rogan3:53

       Mm-hmm.

   18. CPChristina P3:53

       ... and the hormones take over, and the pressure-

   19. JRJoe Rogan3:55

       They start freaking out.

   20. CPChristina P3:56

       Yeah, to be sexy. So Pippi Longstocking-

   21. JRJoe Rogan3:59

       Ah.

   22. CPChristina P3:59

       ... that cool-ass character, who was doing that shit. Remember Pippi Longstocking? Beating up cops? She had a-

   23. JRJoe Rogan4:04

       (laughs)

   24. CPChristina P4:04

       She had, like, a treasure trove, so she was a, she was a millionaire on her own. Her dad was a pirate.

   25. JRJoe Rogan4:10

       Really?

   26. CPChristina P4:11

       Hell yeah, dude. Watch... Remember those old Pippi Longstockings?

   27. JRJoe Rogan4:14

       I don't remember Pippi Longstocking very much. I remember the name. I don't remember the narrative.

   28. CPChristina P4:17

       Oh. The show was great, and it was subtitled poorly, and her lips, you know, didn't match up with what she was saying. It was on Channel 5 in LA every Sunday afternoon.

   29. JRJoe Rogan4:26

       Where is it from originally?

   30. CPChristina P4:27

       Uh, Sweden, I believe.
4. 5:29 – 7:07

   Garth Brooks’ bizarre social media era and internet cringe culture

   1. CPChristina P5:29

      No. Segura's mo- my husband. I'm sorry, Mr. Pazsitsky. (laughs)

   2. JRJoe Rogan5:33

      (laughs)

   3. CPChristina P5:35

      Do you love that Garth Brooks is doing that? Have you seen that?

   4. JRJoe Rogan5:37

      That's hilarious.

   5. CPChristina P5:38

      (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan5:38

      It's fucking hilarious.

   7. CPChristina P5:40

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan5:41

      What is that?

   9. CPChristina P5:42

      It's... I think it's somebody...

   10. JRJoe Rogan5:44

       People don't know what we're talking about.

   11. CPChristina P5:45

       Oh, okay. So Garth Brooks-

   12. JRJoe Rogan5:47

       (laughs)

   13. CPChristina P5:49

       ... who's, uh, infinitely talented.

   14. JRJoe Rogan5:51

       Yeah.

   15. CPChristina P5:51

       I'm not saying the guy's not talented. He's a mega, mega, mega star.

   16. JRJoe Rogan5:54

       Yeah.

   17. CPChristina P5:55

       ... is he started doing social media.

   18. JRJoe Rogan5:57

       And it's as fucking strange as can be.

   19. CPChristina P6:01

       (laughs)

   20. NANarrator6:02

       Mm-hmm.

   21. JRJoe Rogan6:02

       It's so strange.

   22. CPChristina P6:03

       Yeah, he doesn't quite know how to do it. I think someone's telling him, like, "Hey, just be personable. Be fun." So-

   23. JRJoe Rogan6:09

       But he just seems so weird. And Tom is, like, constantly on it.

   24. CPChristina P6:13

       Oh, yeah. We make fun of him relentlessly-

   25. JRJoe Rogan6:16

       (laughs)

   26. CPChristina P6:16

       ... when we're at his house. It is nonstop because he'll be like, he'll be like, "Hey, everybody. (pants) It's me, Garth. We're at Studio G." And he has a thing called Studio G.

   27. JRJoe Rogan6:25

       G- g- for Garth.

   28. CPChristina P6:26

       For Garth. (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan6:28

       Get it? G- g- Garth.

   30. CPChristina P6:30

       Weird.
5. 7:07 – 13:03

   The ‘Try It Out’ guy: explicit viral clip and why it’s so compelling

   1. JRJoe Rogan7:07

      Your Mom's House is a fun show. I, when I, whenever I want just silly, I tune into you guys.

   2. CPChristina P7:13

      Thank you.

   3. JRJoe Rogan7:13

      'Cause you rarely deviate from silly.

   4. CPChristina P7:16

      No.

   5. JRJoe Rogan7:16

      You guys are just, just goofing off on shit all the time. It's always completely preposterous. And this new guy that you guys have been following, the try it out guy, what the fuck?

   6. CPChristina P7:27

      Can we play him?

   7. JRJoe Rogan7:27

      Yes, we can play him.

   8. CPChristina P7:28

      Let's try it out. Man, I'm so glad you said that.

   9. JRJoe Rogan7:31

      This guy's real? This guy's a ... This is a real guy?

   10. CPChristina P7:33

       1000% real.

   11. JRJoe Rogan7:35

       Oh my God.

   12. CPChristina P7:35

       1000%. And by the way, we loved you on Your Mom's House. You fit right in.

   13. JRJoe Rogan7:40

       Thank you.

   14. CPChristina P7:40

       And I hope you come back one day.

   15. JRJoe Rogan7:41

       I would love to.

   16. CPChristina P7:42

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan7:42

       I'll do it anytime.

   18. CPChristina P7:43

       Please.

   19. JRJoe Rogan7:44

       Well, we're all in the neighborhood.

   20. CPChristina P7:45

       Yeah, I know, right?

   21. JRJoe Rogan7:46

       Yeah, we, we're all close by.

   22. CPChristina P7:47

       Uh, yeah, it's only about farts and dicks and guys-

   23. JRJoe Rogan7:50

       (laughs)

   24. CPChristina P7:50

       ... who don't know how to ask for a lady's affection properly.

   25. JRJoe Rogan7:54

       Well, you also find people online that are just the most preposterous people. So this is the guy. Give me some volume on this guy.

   26. CPChristina P8:00

       This guy-

   27. NANarrator8:01

       100%. I think this is the right clip.

   28. CPChristina P8:03

       Yeah.

   29. NANarrator8:03

       I hope it's not edited or something.

   30. CPChristina P8:04

       He's, he's looking for love. There's also on, if you type in "try it out"-
6. 13:03 – 14:49

   Fetishes, imprinting, and how taboo desires might form

   1. CPChristina P13:03

      Yeah, but I'm curious what's the drive? Like he's clearly not driven by sex because that's really rep- repellent to women or...

   2. JRJoe Rogan13:10

      Yeah, but maybe, maybe like for him it's a turn-on.

   3. CPChristina P13:14

      To fart?

   4. JRJoe Rogan13:15

      Yeah.

   5. CPChristina P13:16

      (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan13:17

      Like even though it's like probably disgusting to women, maybe for him-

   7. NANarrator13:21

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan13:21

      ... it's a turn-on to be disgusting.

   9. CPChristina P13:23

      Ah, the repulsion thing, so she's like, "Oh my God-

   10. JRJoe Rogan13:26

       Yeah.

   11. CPChristina P13:26

       ... you're so nasty." And then she's...

   12. JRJoe Rogan13:28

       Yeah, there's like some boys who were spanked for shitting their pants and stuff when they were young, they developed this weird thing about shit.

   13. CPChristina P13:37

       Mm-hmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan13:37

       And they'll like being naughty-

   15. CPChristina P13:39

       Mm-hmm.

   16. JRJoe Rogan13:39

       ... and they even connect like sexually being naughty with shit and farts-

   17. CPChristina P13:44

       Mm-hmm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan13:44

       ... and things like that, yeah.

   19. CPChristina P13:45

       Right, a fetish. That's, they say that's how the fetish starts, right?

   20. JRJoe Rogan13:49

       Chris Ryan was trying to explain it to me so... one day, uh, Dr. Chris Ryan from, uh, Sex at Dawn, the book, and he was saying that there's an imprinting stage in young men's lives where like they... like even a young man that's not gay-

   21. CPChristina P14:04

       Mm-hmm.

   22. JRJoe Rogan14:04

       ... like say during this imprinting stage when they're very young, if they get their dick sucked by a guy and they, they orgasm, they could potentially get turned on by guys sucking their dick even if they're not gay.

   23. CPChristina P14:16

       Hmm, sure.

   24. JRJoe Rogan14:17

       Because it's imprinted on them at a very early age, like by them getting molested at an early age, it fucks with their sexual, like what in their mind is considered sexual pleasure.

   25. CPChristina P14:29

       Mm-hmm, yeah. I can see that, the wires get crossed early.

   26. JRJoe Rogan14:32

       Mm-hmm.

   27. CPChristina P14:32

       And then maybe you're attracted and repulsed at the same time to a man-

   28. JRJoe Rogan14:36

       Yeah, sure.

   29. CPChristina P14:36

       ... and then you're like, "Uh-"

   30. JRJoe Rogan14:37

       Angry.
7. 14:49 – 20:01

   Catholic Church abuse scandals, institutional protection, and moral outrage

   1. JRJoe Rogan14:49

      Oh, for sure, yeah, and a lot of anger. You know, what's really strange is when you go back through history, how often men were having sex with young boys.

   2. CPChristina P15:01

      I know, the Greeks loved to, uh, do that.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Yeah, Romans.

   4. CPChristina P15:05

      Yes.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      Greeks. Many, many different, um, ancient civilizations thought it was normal for men to have young boys as, you know, as sex partners.

   6. CPChristina P15:17

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:18

      Fucking-

   8. CPChristina P15:18

      Crazy.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:19

      ... fucking strange.

   10. CPChristina P15:20

       Yeah, and then the Christians, right? Didn't the Christians come along? And they were like, "Wait a minute."

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       "We, we'll show you how to do this."

   12. CPChristina P15:26

       "We..." (laughs) Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:27

       "We gotta do this only with priests."

   14. CPChristina P15:28

       Right, right. (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       "And you gotta move them around."

   16. CPChristina P15:31

       Only the elite get to rape children. Uh, yeah, it's interesting.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       It's, that is...

   18. CPChristina P15:35

       It is crazy.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:36

       To this day, my most shocked that I ever am when people get upset at me is when I shit on Catholicism, is when I shit on child molesting, I'm like, "L- what? What... Are y- are we pretending that this shit isn't happening constantly?"

   20. CPChristina P15:49

       Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       I mean, if, if they were anything else, like say it was the NBA. If the NBA was traveling around just fucking kids.

   22. CPChristina P15:57

       (laughs) Right.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:57

       They're playing basketball.

   24. CPChristina P15:58

       Right.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:58

       Yeah, but they're fucking kids.

   26. CPChristina P15:59

       That's interesting.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       Like who would say, "Yeah, but man, they're playing good basketball."

   28. CPChristina P16:03

       Right, right.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:03

       "They're fucking dunking, they, they sh- lay ups."

   30. CPChristina P16:06

       Good show.
8. 20:01 – 22:21

   Bullying, self-defense, and parenting in a dangerous world

   1. CPChristina P20:01

      But that makes me also too, like, I always laugh at the, uh, the anti-bullying stuff. Like, I'm not pro-bullying clearly. But it's such a misguided effort to try to completely eradicate the world of bully. "We're gonna stop it." Like, no, you're not, dude. Because you have to stop stupid if you're gonna stop the bullying, 'cause stupid-

   2. JRJoe Rogan20:20

      Right.

   3. CPChristina P20:20

      ... people have kids. They don't raise the kids well. Those kids are angry 'cause they have stupid parents and they're-

   4. JRJoe Rogan20:25

      Yeah.

   5. CPChristina P20:25

      ... being abused at home, and then they hit your kid. And so-

   6. JRJoe Rogan20:28

      Yeah.

   7. CPChristina P20:28

      ... what you can do is teach your kid, you know, to not be a victim and to fucking kick a guy in the nuts. But now we don't teach that to children-

   8. JRJoe Rogan20:35

      Yeah.

   9. CPChristina P20:35

      ... to defend yourself and be-

   10. JRJoe Rogan20:36

       And then your kid would be the problem.

   11. CPChristina P20:38

       Right. Right.

   12. JRJoe Rogan20:38

       They'd have to show c- a reason to express violence. Yeah.

   13. CPChristina P20:42

       God damn it.

   14. JRJoe Rogan20:44

       Yeah, there's, there's a time for violence. And that time-

   15. CPChristina P20:47

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan20:47

       ... is when you're defending yourself because someone is fucking with you. And if you don't do something, they're gonna do something to you. There's times when no one's there to save you. That's real.

   17. CPChristina P20:56

       Mm-hmm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan20:56

       And if you don't teach your kids that, they're gonna be real confused if that moment does arise. They're gonna look around for someone to save them and there's no one there.

   19. CPChristina P21:04

       Exactly.

   20. JRJoe Rogan21:05

       And that's-

   21. CPChristina P21:05

       Exactly.

   22. JRJoe Rogan21:05

       ... very unfortunate and no one wants it. You know, no one wants that to be the case.

   23. CPChristina P21:09

       Fuck no.

   24. JRJoe Rogan21:10

       But it is the case. It's reality, you know? If you just... (sighs) If you're just around a bunch of bad people and you, you hope that nothing goes wrong, it's... That's not a, an effective way to prepare yourself for what could happen.

   25. CPChristina P21:23

       Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

   26. JRJoe Rogan21:25

       T- that's the thing about having kids, right? You start thinking of the world as being like this, like, danger-ridden place. It's, it becomes a different world.

   27. CPChristina P21:32

       It's a fucking cesspool.

   28. JRJoe Rogan21:34

       Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's-

   29. CPChristina P21:35

       And especially with the internet now, you can see exactly who's crazy. Before, you were like, "I don't know. People are generally okay." And then, you're, you see the fucking Try It Out guy and you're like, "Oh my God." (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan21:45

       Come on. Come on. Piss on me, beat on me. Try it out. Bring your friends. They can live here too.
9. 22:21 – 35:14

   Dating, dick pics, thirst traps, and the attention economy

   1. CPChristina P22:21

      (laughs) Have you ever... I mean, not at that level, but-

   2. JRJoe Rogan22:24

      (laughs)

   3. CPChristina P22:27

      (laughs) Joe, uh, Tommy and I were talking about, like-

   4. JRJoe Rogan22:31

      Ugh.

   5. CPChristina P22:31

      ... 'cause lately on Your Mom's House, we've been, uh-

   6. JRJoe Rogan22:33

      (clears throat)

   7. CPChristina P22:33

      ... featuring desperate dudes-

   8. JRJoe Rogan22:35

      Oh.

   9. CPChristina P22:35

      ... who are, like, making videos like this to try to court a lady or a gentleman.

   10. JRJoe Rogan22:38

       Right.

   11. CPChristina P22:39

       But maybe kind of misguided, like-

   12. JRJoe Rogan22:40

       Like that.

   13. CPChristina P22:41

       Not... Yeah, like-

   14. JRJoe Rogan22:42

       "Try it out."

   15. CPChristina P22:42

       "Try it out. Come piss or whatever."

   16. JRJoe Rogan22:44

       (laughs)

   17. CPChristina P22:44

       "Whatever, I'm fucking horny." Like, we know you're horny, bro. You can't just come out and say-

   18. JRJoe Rogan22:49

       (clears throat)

   19. CPChristina P22:49

       ... "I'm really horny, come and fuck."

   20. JRJoe Rogan22:51

       Yeah.

   21. CPChristina P22:51

       Maybe with other dudes, yeah. Like, but a woman's not gonna respond.

   22. JRJoe Rogan22:55

       Yeah. Women, that's why-

   23. CPChristina P22:56

       It's not-

   24. JRJoe Rogan22:56

       ... why Playgirl didn't really work.

   25. CPChristina P22:58

       No. (laughs) Fuck, we don't wanna look at dicks.

   26. JRJoe Rogan23:00

       (laughs)

   27. CPChristina P23:01

       Especially (laughs) like-

   28. JRJoe Rogan23:02

       I thought Playgirl was for dudes, right?

   29. CPChristina P23:03

       Yeah, fucking of course.

   30. JRJoe Rogan23:04

       It was for gay guys.
10. 35:14 – 42:19

    Porn escalation, extremity creep, and parallels to horror movies

    1. JRJoe Rogan35:14

       Nothing wrong with it. But there's also ones that are doing it because they have an exorbitant need for attention.

    2. CPChristina P35:21

       Yeah.

    3. JRJoe Rogan35:21

       An extraordinary need for sexual attention. And a lot of them have been molested.

    4. CPChristina P35:26

       Yeah.

    5. JRJoe Rogan35:26

       You know? (sighs) And that's more the case with, uh, porn stars-

    6. CPChristina P35:30

       Yes.

    7. JRJoe Rogan35:30

       ... apparently. Um, there's, there was some crazy study on porn stars where t- they were, they were going over just ... You know, they did, like, a random survey and went through them and asked them how many of them have been molested.

    8. CPChristina P35:43

       Yeah.

    9. JRJoe Rogan35:44

       And it was like nine outta 10. It was like so- some crazy number. It's like when you, when you're watching people fuck on camera and, you know, a lot of people watch it. M- I mean, I would, I would imagine the-

    10. CPChristina P35:56

        Not you. Right.

    11. JRJoe Rogan35:56

        ... vast majority of males s- specifically watch porn-

    12. CPChristina P36:00

        Yeah.

    13. JRJoe Rogan36:00

        ... watch some kinda porn, and you're, you're essentially watching the product of either a completely sexually libera- liberated woman who likes doing that, which is possible-

    14. CPChristina P36:11

        Sure.

    15. JRJoe Rogan36:11

        ... allegedly. Some-

    16. CPChristina P36:12

        (laughs)

    17. JRJoe Rogan36:12

        Like, Dr. Drew doesn't believe it's possible at all.

    18. CPChristina P36:14

        Uh, can I tell you s- yeah. I, I ...I've heard this argument, the empowerment.

    19. JRJoe Rogan36:18

        Yeah.

    20. CPChristina P36:18

        And I read a book even, uh, from a woman who, who said, yes, it's from an empowerment angle. She'd gotten into an Ivy League school and wanted to pay for it. It def- definitely exists in the world. However, in my experim- experience and estimation, I would say it's likely molested and then ...

    21. JRJoe Rogan36:35

        Yeah.

    22. CPChristina P36:35

        That's what you ...

    23. JRJoe Rogan36:36

        I mean, it's possible, right? It's, it's, so when-

    24. CPChristina P36:38

        It's possible. It's not probable.

    25. JRJoe Rogan36:39

        Right. So if you're a woman out there that's a sexually liberated person who enjoys doing porn and is, you don't have any mol- molestations in your past, you're getting upset right now.

    26. CPChristina P36:48

        Oof.

    27. JRJoe Rogan36:48

        We, we, we acknowledge-

    28. CPChristina P36:48

        I can hear the tweets right now. I hear them. (laughs)

    29. JRJoe Rogan36:50

        We acknowledge that you exist.

    30. CPChristina P36:52

        (laughs)
11. 42:19 – 49:22

    Cosmetic surgery, Botox, body dysmorphia—and a detour to Thailand and elephants

    1. JRJoe Rogan42:19

       ... you know what dudes do get, though?

    2. CPChristina P42:21

       What's that?

    3. JRJoe Rogan42:21

       Like, uh, here's the thing, man. I've been, uh, fucking ... I got a pro- I, I turned on the TV once, just a couple of months ago, and, uh, just stumbled upon this show called Botched.

    4. CPChristina P42:32

       Yes, I like this. This is on the E! Channel.

    5. JRJoe Rogan42:34

       Yes.

    6. CPChristina P42:34

       Yeah, this is fantastic.

    7. JRJoe Rogan42:35

       Is this on the E! Channel? Is that what it is?

    8. CPChristina P42:36

       I'm, I'm pretty sure, yeah. I've seen-

    9. JRJoe Rogan42:37

       Bravo, maybe?

    10. CPChristina P42:37

        Maybe. Yeah, one of these, you know-

    11. JRJoe Rogan42:39

        What is it on? Seems more Bravo 'cause it's super gay.

    12. CPChristina P42:42

        I know, I know. I love it, though.

    13. JRJoe Rogan42:43

        There's a lot of ... There's, there's this one guy who was on, who was helping the guy that got, like, surgery.

    14. CPChristina P42:52

        Yeah.

    15. JRJoe Rogan42:52

        And the guy who was helping the guy who got surgery ... One guy was getting surgery 'cause he got his pec r- replaced. He had, like, a pec problem.

    16. CPChristina P42:59

        That seems crazy to me.

    17. JRJoe Rogan43:00

        Well, he, he was actually ... He had, like, some sort of an accident-

    18. CPChristina P43:03

        Oh.

    19. JRJoe Rogan43:03

        ... where he lost his pec.

    20. CPChristina P43:04

        Of course.

    21. JRJoe Rogan43:05

        And so they gave him a pec implant.

    22. CPChristina P43:06

        Now I'm the asshole.

    23. JRJoe Rogan43:06

        Which seemed pretty normal.

    24. CPChristina P43:08

        Yeah.

    25. JRJoe Rogan43:09

        He, it ... he looked better. He was pretty happy. But the guy who he was working with, and I don't know what relationship they had in this scene, uh, wheth- whether this guy was the doctor or what it was. This guy was like a plastic man. Like his forehead was locked down. It wasn't going nowhere.

    26. CPChristina P43:27

        Mm-hmm.

    27. JRJoe Rogan43:27

        It was botoxed to the oblivion.

    28. CPChristina P43:30

        (laughs)

    29. JRJoe Rogan43:30

        He had cheek shots and his facial fillers.

    30. CPChristina P43:33

        (laughs)
12. 49:22 – 1:23:20

    UFO folklore, Roswell, public executions, and how fast culture changes

    1. JRJoe Rogan49:22

       How about getting fucked by another elephant?

    2. CPChristina P49:23

       D- could you ... I've never seen i- ... Have I seen an elephant dick? I don't think so. Does it come out of a sheath? I'm sure. Right?

    3. JRJoe Rogan49:29

       Oh, boy.

    4. CPChristina P49:30

       Yeah.

    5. JRJoe Rogan49:30

       You know, lookin' ... Like that head in Alien with Whitley Strieber?

    6. CPChristina P49:34

       (laughs)

    7. JRJoe Rogan49:34

       Not Whitley Strieber. Uh, Sigourney Weaver.

    8. CPChristina P49:37

       (laughs)

    9. JRJoe Rogan49:37

       Whitley Strieber ... You know who Whitley Strieber is?

    10. CPChristina P49:39

        Uh-uh.

    11. JRJoe Rogan49:39

        Whitley Strieber is the guy who was behind ... He wrote ... He's an author. It's ... The whole story's really suspect. He wrote, uh, that movie ... What was the movie he wrote? It w- ... He wrote a ... One of those alien movies.

    12. CPChristina P49:54

        Hmm.

    13. JRJoe Rogan49:54

        One ... Alien abduction movies, and he wrote i- ... That it was based on his own life, that it actually happened.

    14. CPChristina P49:59

        Hmm.

    15. JRJoe Rogan49:59

        The problem was, he was already this fiction novelist who's writing these wild stories, and then he decided to say, "This one's real."

    16. CPChristina P50:07

        Hmm.

    17. JRJoe Rogan50:07

        And it got all sorts of traction.

    18. CPChristina P50:09

        Hmm.

    19. JRJoe Rogan50:09

        But, you know, it's all, like, being abducted in the middle of the night, and taken out of his bed by aliens, and brought to ships, and scientific experiments, like, that kind of stuff.

    20. CPChristina P50:21

        (laughs) Cool.

    21. JRJoe Rogan50:22

        Yeah.

    22. CPChristina P50:22

        Yeah.

    23. JRJoe Rogan50:23

        It-

    24. CPChristina P50:23

        You believe in it? You think there's aliens doing that kind of stuff?

    25. JRJoe Rogan50:26

        N- ... I don't think they care about your butt.

    26. CPChristina P50:28

        No.

    27. JRJoe Rogan50:29

        That's ... The weirdest thing is that they have to go up your butt always.

    28. CPChristina P50:31

        Always. It's always a homoerotic-

    29. JRJoe Rogan50:33

        Mm-hmm.

    30. CPChristina P50:33

        ... sort of fantasy, an anal fantasy-

Episode duration: 3:30:22