Joe Rogan Experience #1224 - Adam Greentree

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Three, two, one. All…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Three, two, one. All the way from-

   2. AGAdam Greentree0:09

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      ... down under. How are you, brother? What's going on?

   4. AGAdam Greentree0:11

      I'm good.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      Good to see you again, man.

   6. AGAdam Greentree0:12

      Yeah. Hell, yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      You're on a wild, uh, magical mystery tour of the United States of America here.

   8. AGAdam Greentree0:17

      I am. It's been amazing.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      With your kids, your cute little kids.

   10. AGAdam Greentree0:19

       Yeah. They're cute.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       Your daughter is damn adorable.

   12. AGAdam Greentree0:21

       They're cute if they're not your own. (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       They're, uh... Am I adorable? I love kids. But you, uh, you're taking them too. You took everybody, like, you're-

   14. AGAdam Greentree0:28

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       ... you're here for how many months?

   16. AGAdam Greentree0:30

       Uh, five months.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       You moving? Tired of Australia?

   18. AGAdam Greentree0:33

       No. Hell no.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       Come on, bro. You know it's not.

   20. AGAdam Greentree0:34

       Just a big trip.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       No, it's better over here.

   22. AGAdam Greentree0:37

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       (laughs)

   24. AGAdam Greentree0:37

       It is. I love America. It's awesome.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       Is it better?

   26. AGAdam Greentree0:39

       Um-

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       You can't say that. They won't let you back in.

   28. AGAdam Greentree0:41

       Yeah, probably not.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       (laughs)

   30. AGAdam Greentree0:43

       They're very different, you know, but-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   (laughs) …

   1. AGAdam Greentree15:00

      gonna fucking happen, is it?

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      (laughs)

   3. AGAdam Greentree15:02

      And it's never happened. But I feel like it's getting worse.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      Really?

   5. AGAdam Greentree15:06

      Yeah, because there's n- you can't punch someone in the face anymore.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      (laughs)

   7. AGAdam Greentree15:11

      Like, it's true. If someone gets mouthy, especially in Australia, it was only going back so many years ago. If someone gets mouthy, you confront them, and if they wanna go at it-

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:19

      Yeah.

   9. AGAdam Greentree15:19

      ... let's go at it. I'll get in trouble if I do that now.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       Yeah.

   11. AGAdam Greentree15:23

       You know, you're the one that gets in trouble. Even though they're being a smart-ass, now you're the one that gets in trouble. So you can't do that, and people know that-

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Hmm.

   13. AGAdam Greentree15:29

       ... so they get mouthier. There's no repercussions for calling someone a fucking cunt on Instagram.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       That's true. Like, I'm not in favor of people running around punching people, but I am, I do like the way it turns out.

   15. AGAdam Greentree15:41

       I do too.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       (laughs)

   17. AGAdam Greentree15:42

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       That people realize they can't just be an asshole.

   19. AGAdam Greentree15:43

       Do you remember go- Like, imagine be- like, when you were in school, and say you don't get along with someone and they get mouthy and then you have a fight. You usually ended up friends after it.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       A lot of times, yeah.

   21. AGAdam Greentree15:54

       A lot of the times you ended up friends over it, or mass beef, but-

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:57

       Yeah. Yeah, e-

   23. AGAdam Greentree15:58

       But a lot of the times it was just sorted out then and it was done.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:01

       Yeah.

   25. AGAdam Greentree16:01

       You know, and then other people knew not to talk shit.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       Yeah, well, it's a weird thing, like, when you see UFC fights where guys fucking hate each other and they beat the shit out of each other-

   27. AGAdam Greentree16:11

       And then afterwards they fucking hug.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:12

       ... and then afterwards they're hugging and it's-

   29. AGAdam Greentree16:13

       (laughs) Yeah, yeah, I know.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:14

       It's a weird thing with men.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Well, you know, the…

   1. AGAdam Greentree30:00

      harsh conditions.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      Well, you know, the palm tree, just sort of the Hollywood signature tree.

   3. AGAdam Greentree30:04

      Yeah, yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      That shit's from Hawaii.

   5. AGAdam Greentree30:05

      Yeah. (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      (laughs)

   7. NANarrator30:07

      (laughs)

   8. AGAdam Greentree30:07

      But they look good.

   9. NANarrator30:08

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:09

       But it's just so funny that like, that's sort of indicative of what California is. Like we don't... We don't have a real-

   11. AGAdam Greentree30:16

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:16

       You know?

   13. AGAdam Greentree30:16

       It's just the diversity.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       I mean, everything comes from somewhere else here.

   15. AGAdam Greentree30:19

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:19

       There's no r- Uh, like native Los Angeles people, you meet one of those and you're like, "Whoa."

   17. AGAdam Greentree30:25

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       Like you're a test tube baby or something. (laughs)

   19. AGAdam Greentree30:26

       Yeah, yeah. Where are you from? Yeah. (laughs) Fucking Disneyland, dude.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       (laughs) I was born at Disneyland.

   21. AGAdam Greentree30:31

       Holy shit. Holy shit. (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       My dad is Goofy. Yeah, what's it like wandering-

   23. AGAdam Greentree30:35

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:35

       ... around there for the first time?

   25. AGAdam Greentree30:35

       That's hectic. So especially, like, 'cause everything I do is, like, wilderness and out.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       Yeah.

   27. AGAdam Greentree30:40

       Like, I adapt fine, like, that's not an issue, but I don't like it. Just because I adapt doesn't mean I like it. But, um, Disney's a different place. Like, I went in there yesterday, like, fucking dressed as a man, you know, jeans on, a flannelette shirt, you know, and a camo cap and walking around. And then the kids talked me into going to that, what's the-

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:00

       Splash Mountain.

   29. AGAdam Greentree31:00

       ... Splash Mountain?

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       (laughs)
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Holy shit. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      "You got a fucking T-Rex here, bro."

   2. AGAdam Greentree45:01

      Holy shit.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      You have T-Rex on your property.

   4. AGAdam Greentree45:04

      Unbelievable.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      Yeah. They- I think they gave him a million dollars for it.

   6. AGAdam Greentree45:07

      Really?

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      Yeah, 'cause it was like a fully intact or close to intact T-Rex.

   8. AGAdam Greentree45:11

      Far out.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:12

      Yeah, they had apparently Montana-

   10. AGAdam Greentree45:14

       Find a T-Rex piece.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:15

       Colorado ... What you got there?

   12. NANarrator45:16

       (clears throat) A megalodon was found supposedly in Texas.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:19

       Jesus Christ.

   14. AGAdam Greentree45:20

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:21

       What the fuck, man?

   16. AGAdam Greentree45:22

       That's a fucking great white shark.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       Boy, that's a stupid movie. The Meg?

   18. AGAdam Greentree45:26

       The Meg, yeah-

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       Oh, Jesus.

   20. AGAdam Greentree45:27

       ... I won't watch that shit.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       I watched it the other day.

   22. AGAdam Greentree45:29

       Yeah, I could tell. (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       I was like, "What am I sitting through here?" (laughs) So stupid. There wasn't just one, there was a bunch of 'em. Spoiler alert.

   24. AGAdam Greentree45:38

       Did you ... Can you find out how m- how much, uh, meteor?

   25. NANarrator45:42

       Yeah. I s- I, uh, have ... I was struggling to find that and then I think I found what you found. So it says, here's from NASA's website. There's 100 tons of dust and sand-sized particles-

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       Every day.

   27. NANarrator45:55

       ... that hit, hit Earth every day but that-

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:56

       Every day.

   29. AGAdam Greentree45:56

       It doesn't it ... It seems like it would put the balance of the Earth off.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:00

       (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:05:42

   No, that's right, and…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      them. You're just not-

   2. AGAdam Greentree1:00:00

      No, that's right, and that's-

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      You're not gonna see them.

   4. AGAdam Greentree1:00:02

      That's when numbers start to bloom-

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      Mm-hmm.

   6. AGAdam Greentree1:00:04

      ... and other animals like mule deer and stuff start to plummet-

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      Right.

   8. AGAdam Greentree1:00:06

      ... which I've heard a lot that's happening in California, is the mule deer population has just been decimated because there's no control on the mountain lions.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      Exactly. Well, they do have control of the mountain lions, but only government employees kill them- the mountain lions.

   10. AGAdam Greentree1:00:19

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

       They kill, ironically, the same amount of mountain lions that they were killing when they were hunting them.

   12. AGAdam Greentree1:00:23

       That is insane.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

       It's insane.

   14. AGAdam Greentree1:00:25

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:25

       But instead of people paying money to do it and getting it tagged-

   16. AGAdam Greentree1:00:29

       Which goes back into conservation.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       ... and getting to eat the mountain lion-

   18. AGAdam Greentree1:00:32

       Hmm.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       ... which I know a- again, people are like, "What are you talking about eating mountain lion?"

   20. AGAdam Greentree1:00:35

       Mm-hmm.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       I'm telling you folks, I haven't eaten one, but I'm telling you, and you're, you said it, Brunella said it's one of the most delicious-

   22. AGAdam Greentree1:00:42

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       ... animals she's ever eaten.

   24. AGAdam Greentree1:00:43

       Yeah, I wanted to bring you some, but it's actually illegal to bring it in to California.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       Good thing we always abide by the law-

   26. AGAdam Greentree1:00:50

       Yeah. (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

       ... Adam Greentree.

   28. AGAdam Greentree1:00:51

       Exactly. And then-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       One day I'll try it.

   30. AGAdam Greentree1:00:53

       Yeah.

Episode duration: 2:28:00