Joe Rogan Experience #1232 - Nick Di Paolo

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   I have a lot…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:01

      I have a lot of friends that are Fallout crazies. Boom! And we're live. (laughs) Nick DiPaolo.

   2. NPNick Di Paolo0:08

      Yeah, baby.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      How are you, my friend?

   4. NPNick Di Paolo0:10

      Good.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:10

      Good to see you, my friend.

   6. NPNick Di Paolo0:11

      Uh, I can't believe that gym out there.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      It's nice, right?

   8. NPNick Di Paolo0:13

      With a Porsche parked next to it. You gotta be able to work out where you work.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      If you do that, you get more in.

   10. NPNick Di Paolo0:18

       Next to your Porsche.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:19

       Yeah.

   12. NPNick Di Paolo0:20

       Too bad things aren't working out well for you, Joe.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       Oh, I see what you're doing, yeah.

   14. NPNick Di Paolo0:23

       Yeah. I'm not doing anything. You know me.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       (laughs)

   16. NPNick Di Paolo0:25

       I'm right up front.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       So we were talking before the podcast, and I said, "Save this," 'cause it's hilarious.

   18. NPNick Di Paolo0:29

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Uh, Randy Credico-

   20. NPNick Di Paolo0:31

       Yes.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       ... who's a standup comedian-

   22. NPNick Di Paolo0:32

       Yes.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       ... has been involved in this Roger Stone thing?

   24. NPNick Di Paolo0:37

       Yes. As you know, Roger Stone this morning, the FBI raided... you know, took him out of his house and his pajamas-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       Yeah. (laughs)

   26. NPNick Di Paolo0:43

       And... (laughs) Who I love, by... Roger Stone interviewed me on InfoWars. He used to love my radio show on Sirius.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       Yeah, they asked him, uh, they asked m- me to get him on, and I was like, "Nah, I think I'm gonna duck that one." (laughs)

   28. NPNick Di Paolo0:54

       He... Well, he... But he's fucking eccentric and- and-

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:56

       He's crazy.

   30. NPNick Di Paolo0:57

       ... crazy.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Why do you think…

   1. NPNick Di Paolo15:00

      thank you. Yeah. Thanks, brother.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      Why do you think nothing's gonna happen? You don't think-

   3. NPNick Di Paolo15:04

      'Cause, uh, well, uh, that's not true. I shouldn't say that because, only because I think Mueller's pretty fucking evil and will come up with something. Well, uh, you know, what impeachment at the, at the worst? But where's the high crimes and misdemeanors? What, what...

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:18

      Well, if there was obstruction of justice, if there was collusion, if there was any sort of... If they can prove that there was some sort of concerted effort to undermine democracy.

   5. NPNick Di Paolo15:30

      Yeah, which I, I don't think-

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:31

      If that tries them.

   7. NPNick Di Paolo15:32

      I, I, I don't think they'll get to the, get them. Even with Roger Stone-

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:35

      (laughs)

   9. NPNick Di Paolo15:35

      They're not charging him with collusion or conspiracy.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       Hmm. What are they charging?

   11. NPNick Di Paolo15:38

       Just lying and covering up. They don't, they don't have him for collusion or conspiracy.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       Hmm.

   13. NPNick Di Paolo15:43

       So...

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       They're lying and covering up the, uh, interactions with Russians, right? Is that what it is?

   15. NPNick Di Paolo15:47

       I, I guess that would be Mueller's angle, yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       Yeah. You know, Jamie was talking about something yesterday, and I started listening to this recent Sam Harris podcast, and it is fucking fascinating how much Russian troll farms and all these fake accounts, and what they're trying to do. And one, one of the things they're trying to do is... What Jamie was saying was that that kid with the MAGA hat, with the Native American beating the drum in front of him-

   17. NPNick Di Paolo16:11

       Yeah. Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan16:12

       ... the image of that was posted by this website that turned out to be a Russian-

   19. NPNick Di Paolo16:16

       In Brazil.

   20. JRJoe Rogan16:16

       ... troll farm.

   21. NPNick Di Paolo16:17

       But it was in Brazil.

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:18

       (clears throat) Was it, Jam?

   23. NPNick Di Paolo16:19

       It was a blogger in Brazil.

   24. GUGuest16:20

       Yeah, it's, uh-

   25. NPNick Di Paolo16:21

       Yeah.

   26. GUGuest16:21

       Dude, I... When they at CNN looked into it, (clears throat) they just kinda asked Twitter, "What's going on with this account?" And by the time they'd asked them, they just suspended the account, so it's gone.

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:29

       But, but you said they suspended the account because the account was a fake account.

   28. GUGuest16:32

       They, yeah, they had, uh, they thought it was just posing as, like, a California teacher.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:37

       Mm-hmm.

   30. NPNick Di Paolo16:37

       Yeah, her name is Thalia.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yes. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      This was... The way she said it, 'cause it's hate speech. I'm like, "You had... You said that so easily."

   2. NPNick Di Paolo30:04

      Yes.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      "You've never seen this?"

   4. NPNick Di Paolo30:05

      That's a lot of power.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      But s- it's also a lot of irresponsible power.

   6. NPNick Di Paolo30:09

      I know.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      Or irresponsible use of power.

   8. NPNick Di Paolo30:11

      But, but, but, but my point is they're cracking down on people who lean right, whether it's Twitter or-

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:17

      Yes.

   10. NPNick Di Paolo30:17

       You know what I mean?

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:18

       That's 100% true. Yeah. And, uh, that's a big fucking problem. Uh, hate speech. Uh, I'm g- we're gonna let Google decide, uh... What's the name of the company that owns Alphabet? Uh, they're gonna decide what, what... I, I brought that up on, I brought that up on, uh, Tough Crowd years ago.

   12. NPNick Di Paolo30:37

       ... about-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       Wow.

   14. NPNick Di Paolo30:37

       ... about when you disagree with a liberal or whatever, and you're arguing with them, they always go, "Oh, you're a hater." They would keep saying that and it, it... That's what it turned into. If you dis- disagreed, you're a hater.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       Mm-hmm.

   16. NPNick Di Paolo30:49

       Now it's you're a bigot or a racist. If you didn't agree with Obama's policies, you're a bigot or a racist. And, and that shit works. That, that's been working for the left for years, but now that there's social media, Google controls a- almost all the information you and I, you and I hear every day. I mean, that's why it's so dangerous. So look up... Yeah, Prager is a, a, a, is the first example that comes to mind. (clears throat) That guy... (clears throat) Excuse me. Um, uh, yeah, because he's, he's, you know, a Christian or whatever.

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:20

       Well, he's Jewish.

   18. NPNick Di Paolo31:20

       But, but he's not... He... Yeah, he's Jewish, but, but, you know-

   19. GUGuest31:22

       Looking it up, it, it... Unless, unless I'm... What I just read was wrong, they weren't del-... Uh, from YouTube at least, they weren't deleted, they were restricted, put it... Like, meaning like they put behind that, like-

   20. NPNick Di Paolo31:31

       They shut down his show.

   21. GUGuest31:32

       ... that, uh, the, the adult thing, like you have to b- have an account that says you're 18 or older or something like that. And they were fighting and having a lawsuit against that saying that (clears throat) what they have in their videos are not... Shouldn't be behind that, like, that wall, whatever that is. They also then this week-

   22. NPNick Di Paolo31:48

       But this is my point, you have to go to YouTube to get the story.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:51

       Hold on a second.

   24. GUGuest31:51

       No, I'm on their website. I went to a couple of different websites to see it, but they were also, like, yesterday they had ads blacklisted from Spotify. So they had ads that were, I guess, initially approved and now they have been disapproved-

   25. JRJoe Rogan32:03

       It's-

   26. GUGuest32:03

       ... and they haven't really explained to them why.

   27. JRJoe Rogan32:04

       Dennis Prager's ads?

   28. GUGuest32:05

       Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

   29. NPNick Di Paolo32:05

       Well, he's suing him, so-

   30. JRJoe Rogan32:07

       So, but his page is still up?
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah, that's not why.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      putting the material out, like, right before I was releasing the special. And then afterwards, I decided it was too much of a pain in the ass. But the only reason why I was doing it w- it, it had nothing to do with... She said because they know words can offend.

   2. NPNick Di Paolo45:13

      Yeah, that's not why.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      And they don't want the consequences.

   4. NPNick Di Paolo45:15

      Right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      Well, I'm gonna put it on Netflix.

   6. NPNick Di Paolo45:16

      Anyways.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:17

      Yes.

   8. NPNick Di Paolo45:17

      It's gonna be out to the public. It's dope.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:19

      It's offensive. It's g- if you're looking to get offended, go watch my Netflix special. There's plenty in there for you. But I, I need to be able to do it correctly. Like, I'm, I wanna work it out so that it has the maximum amount of laughs with a minimum amount of, of people getting it the wrong way, right? So this, it's all about wording and setting it up right and listening to it and going, "Maybe there's a better way." And you can't do that if somebody releases your shit.

   10. NPNick Di Paolo45:44

       Right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:44

       And so these people that don't know comedy and they're saying this, like, you have no idea what the process is like. You just don't. And if you, if you do, you would respect it and appreciate it.

   12. NPNick Di Paolo45:53

       That's right.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       And the people that are comics that don't respect and appreciate the process, like, fuck-

   14. NPNick Di Paolo45:58

       That's where we are now.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       ... fuck them. But it's just because people can make an impact, they can have a reaction. Just like the people yelling at her, you know, that, that she said, she said, "Oh, my grandmother would be rolling over in her grave."

   16. NPNick Di Paolo46:10

       Up, up, up. Say they and them! Say they and them!

   17. JRJoe Rogan46:13

       They're just trying to get a reaction from you. They're just trying to push buttons. They're just knowing that they can say something and they can have some sort of an impact. "We're gonna get Louis C.K. banned from here." You know, "We're gonna get Nick DiPaolo kicked out of this club. You can't come to this club. You talk negatively about women and women's empowerment, and that's dangerous to girls."

   18. NPNick Di Paolo46:32

       I only get kicked out of one place and, of course, one of the best clubs in the country.

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:36

       What club?

   20. NPNick Di Paolo46:37

       Denver Comedy Works.

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:38

       (gasps) You got kicked out of the Comedy Works?

   22. NPNick Di Paolo46:40

       Like, 20 something years ago.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:41

       For what?

   24. NPNick Di Paolo46:42

       Well, there was a bachelorette party ruining the middle guy's set, the, the emcee's set. And then I went up, my second time there, I think. That's a great club, obviously.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:52

       Great club.

   26. NPNick Di Paolo46:52

       And they started yelling shit out, like, "Take off your shirt, you dick, da, da." And I said, "Can we throw these fat cunts out?"

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:58

       (screams)

   28. NPNick Di Paolo46:59

       And turns out a fat cunt was running the club, so I was, uh, kicked out of it.

   29. JRJoe Rogan47:03

       Oh, you son of a bitch.

   30. NPNick Di Paolo47:05

       Hey, well, that's how I feel, Joe.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:03:35

   (laughs) …

   1. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:00

      five minutes. You go, Joe goes... I thought Joe was gonna go, "Good thing you didn't hit her back." Joe goes, "I would've fucking leg-whipped her."

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      (laughs)

   3. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:05

      Which made me laugh so hard because she's this frail thing and if you leg-whipped her, you would've taken her legs clear off, like a helicopter blade. I was belly laughing for five... If you leg-whipped her, I'm just-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

      Leg kick her.

   5. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:15

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

      I don't, I don't think I would've said whip.

   7. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:17

      I thought you said... Okay, well, excuse me.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

      Well, you gotta-

   9. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:19

      Um.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

       You can't let someone punch you. The, the real problem is, like someone could really damage-

   11. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:22

       Even a girl?

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

       Yeah.

   13. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:24

       (sighs) I saw you in the parking lot.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:25

       Really hurt your eye.

   15. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:26

       That clip of you in the park. Look, I have a permanent dent in my face.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:29

       Yeah, yeah.

   17. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:29

       You can see it. I have a permanent dent. I don't know if she had a ring on. (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       Really?

   19. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:33

       There's a little dent there.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       Yeah. She probably had a ring on. Yeah, you... Someone could hit you in the eye and you'd lose-

   21. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:37

       I never went down, Joe.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       Good for you.

   23. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:40

       That would've been embarrassing.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       You, you could lose your vision. I mean, that's 100% possible. It happens to people all the time.

   25. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:44

       I had a slight concussion. She really fucking f- caught me flush.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       (sighs) I'm not shocked, especially if you didn't know it was coming.

   27. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:50

       What, what would you have done?

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       I don't know. I hope I wouldn't have done what I think I would've done.

   29. NPNick Di Paolo1:00:54

       I know, 'cause you could lose a lot of... I know you get insurance for that, but, but-

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:57

       The, the, my... The real problem is when you're not thinking. When you get hit and then you immediately respond. That's a real problem 'cause look, you've seen that video of that giant six-foot-five guy who punched that 11-year-old girl in the face.

Episode duration: 2:01:54