Joe Rogan Experience #1252 - Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Four, three, two, one.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Four, three, two, one. And we're live. So what am I not supposed to say?

   2. DFDave Foley0:10

      Huh?

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      (laughs)

   4. DFDave Foley0:11

      Oh, uh, yeah, cunt.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Oh.

   6. PGPaul Greenberg0:13

      Yeah.

   7. DFDave Foley0:13

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      That's our, uh-

   9. PGPaul Greenberg0:14

      Yeah.

   10. DFDave Foley0:14

       That's basically, that's the title. The title of the show that we've, we've, we've, uh, uh, omitted from the print (laughs) -

   11. PGPaul Greenberg0:20

       Yes.

   12. DFDave Foley0:20

       ... listings-

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Mm-hmm.

   14. DFDave Foley0:21

       ... is, uh, yeah, the show's actually called Don't Say Cunt-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       (laughs)

   16. DFDave Foley0:24

       ... uh, with Paul and Dave.

   17. PGPaul Greenberg0:24

       Because this is the one place where you're not gonna hear the word cunt.

   18. DFDave Foley0:28

       Yeah. It's a kind of a promise that for 45 minutes-

   19. PGPaul Greenberg0:30

       On our show.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Oh.

   21. DFDave Foley0:30

       There'll be 45 minutes, uh, 'cause as we understand it, Americans don't like the word cunt.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       Some Americans.

   23. DFDave Foley0:36

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       It's getting number.

   25. DFDave Foley0:38

       That's what the, well, yeah.

   26. PGPaul Greenberg0:39

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Yeah. Well, but until that day.

   28. PGPaul Greenberg0:41

       It used to be a lot worse.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       There was a, there's an, a, a bunch of women that were trying to take it back. Who was it? Was that the, The Guys We Fucked girls?

   30. DFDave Foley0:47

       Maybe.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. DFDave Foley15:00

      actor.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Yeah.

   3. DFDave Foley15:00

      Yeah.

   4. You know, and really funny as an actor.

   5. Very.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      Yeah.

   7. DFDave Foley15:03

      Like great at com- like...

   8. Amazing timing.

   9. Uh, what was the, uh, like, the, uh, z- the Zucker brothers franchis-... uh, Hot Shots.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:10

       Yes. (laughs)

   11. DFDave Foley15:10

       Oh, yeah. He's really-

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:11

       I forgot about those.

   13. DFDave Foley15:12

       He's Hot Shots, and he's funny-

   14. Really enjoyed those. Yeah.

   15. ... in Hot Shots.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:14

       Yeah.

   17. DFDave Foley15:14

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:15

       Those, they don't make those kinda movies anymore, like Airplane.

   19. DFDave Foley15:17

       Nobody does jokes anymore.

   20. No. Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:19

       No. It doesn't seem-

   22. DFDave Foley15:20

       No. Well, you know.

   23. You can't do jokes.

   24. Effort is frowned upon.

   25. Right.

   26. I think.

   27. You have to-

   28. You know?

   29. ... be lazy with your comedy.

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:26

       Well, comedy movies are... You know, there's still comedy movies, right? There's like the Judd Apatow type films and, you know, there's still, they still make comedy movies.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   "Don't do it before…

   1. DFDave Foley30:00

   2. PGPaul Greenberg30:00

      "Don't do it before 30 'cause you don't know who you are, you don't know what you're, what's going on."

   3. DFDave Foley30:04

      Mm-hmm.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      Well, I've seen too many predatory marriages. I've seen women marry men they don't really like 'cause they know the man has money, and I've seen, I've seen the opposite.It's just such a weird thing when you h- enter into contractual agreement about romance.

   5. DFDave Foley30:18

      Mm-hmm.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:19

      Like, it's- it's- it's not just, "I- I love you, you love me, let's- let's have a celebration of our love and let's invite our friends over and tell everybody we've- we've decided to engage each other in this very special commitment." But then you start bringing in lawyers.

   7. DFDave Foley30:35

      Yeah.

   8. PGPaul Greenberg30:36

      Right.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:36

      And then it gets weird and then, you know, you have, m- uh, w- weird state by state laws where-

   10. DFDave Foley30:43

       Mm-hmm.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:43

       ... there's common law marriages if you live with someone-

   12. PGPaul Greenberg30:46

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       ... for 10 years. And-

   14. DFDave Foley30:47

       Yeah, that might have been where humanity went wrong, was when the first guy said, "I'm gonna be a lawyer." Like, that was his decision. I'm looking around and I think, "Yeah, there's a lot of ugliness in the world."

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:59

       Yeah, when was the first lawyer?

   16. PGPaul Greenberg31:00

       They never made it work.

   17. DFDave Foley31:01

       I gotta buck on it.

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       When was the first lawyer? Like, when was the- there was a series of laws-

   19. DFDave Foley31:04

       Yeah, who was that?

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:04

       ... right? The first lawyers had to have been priests, right?

   21. DFDave Foley31:07

       I would guess so, yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       Yeah, I mean the- the laws-

   23. DFDave Foley31:09

       The Pharisees.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:09

       ... initially-

   25. DFDave Foley31:10

       ... were- were basically lawyers, right?

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:12

       What is the Pharisees?

   27. DFDave Foley31:13

       Like, the Jewish- the Jewish priests.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:14

       Oh, okay. Makes sense.

   29. PGPaul Greenberg31:16

       That does make a lot of sense.

   30. DFDave Foley31:18

       Yeah.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Years. Yeah. It's the…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      that literally we don't have the capability to look past 13 point whatever billion years.

   2. DFDave Foley45:06

      Years. Yeah. It's the Big Bang.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      They, they can't really look.

   4. DFDave Foley45:08

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      So if they look and they go, "Oh, no, there's just like a big space," and then-

   6. DFDave Foley45:11

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:12

      ... you go 18 more billion years back-

   8. DFDave Foley45:14

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      ... there's a thriving community of galaxies.

   10. DFDave Foley45:17

       (laughs) Yeah.

   11. PGPaul Greenberg45:17

       (laughs) There's a whole other galaxy.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:18

       Yeah.

   13. DFDave Foley45:18

       That's distance in time, but then the, just the sheer vastness of the sky-

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:22

       Yeah.

   15. DFDave Foley45:22

       ... they've only actually, like, like, looked at a fraction of it.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       Right. Well, talking to a guy like him is so amazing because you, you, you realize like, okay, well, there's different kinds of humans.

   17. DFDave Foley45:32

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       There's, there's humans that are actually studying these insanely complicated equations that are trying to prove the, the very nature of reality itself.

   19. DFDave Foley45:41

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       And then there's chimps like me-

   21. DFDave Foley45:43

       (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:43

       ... who are just listening going, "Oh, okay."

   23. DFDave Foley45:45

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       "Okay, so real, real big? Big, big?"

   25. DFDave Foley45:49

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:49

       "Yeah, okay."

   27. DFDave Foley45:50

       That's how I like to spend my time.

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       "So how do we know? How do we know it started?"

   29. DFDave Foley45:53

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       "There was a bang? Oh, okay."
5. 1:00:00 – 1:02:46

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      they all seem to be kind of lost and dependent upon this thing being real.

   2. DFDave Foley1:00:05

      Yeah.

   3. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:05

      Right.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      Instead of being objective. There was only one lady that I interviewed that saw Bigfoot that, that really-

   5. DFDave Foley1:00:11

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      ... seemed to be telling the truth. But I think she saw a bear. I think sh-

   7. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:14

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

      Bears walk on two feet all the time.

   9. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:16

      Right.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

       They do it all the time.

   11. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:17

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

       There's video footage. You could find it all the time, and she was in the Pacific Northwest which is incredibly dense woods. You see something, you glimpse it... Look, I was hunting once in, in, in Canada, in Alberta and I thought I saw a wolf for like two seconds, it was a squirrel.... okay? Understand this.

   13. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:32

       Yeah. A- a-

   14. DFDave Foley1:00:32

       This is-

   15. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:33

       Very big squirrel?

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       Like, is that a fucking-

   17. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:34

       (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       What is that, a wolf?

   19. DFDave Foley1:00:35

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       No, it's a squirrel.

   21. DFDave Foley1:00:36

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:36

       No, I just saw fur.

   23. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:37

       Right.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       I saw-

   25. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:37

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       ... fur and I was, ca- 'cause it's really-

   27. PGPaul Greenberg1:00:39

       But you're convinced.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       ... dense woods-

   29. DFDave Foley1:00:40

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       ... for a se- 'cause I was looking for fucking wolves-

Episode duration: 2:53:27