Joe Rogan Experience #1279 - Jessimae Peluso

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Last chance for romance…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      Last chance for romance here. Otherwise, we're just gonna film and then put it up. Is it live? Really? Are you sure?

   2. JPJessimae Peluso0:09

      I centered my chi. I centered my chi.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      You made it happen. We've been having problems with our TriCaster.

   4. JPJessimae Peluso0:15

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      It doesn't wanna try. It's like, "Not today." Every third show, it don't, just won't.

   6. JPJessimae Peluso0:20

      I'm tired.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      It won't go live.

   8. JPJessimae Peluso0:22

      I centered the chi, though. I, I sent the energy.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:24

      Dude, you made it happen.

   10. JPJessimae Peluso0:24

       I did.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       This is a rare wake-and-bake day.

   12. JPJessimae Peluso0:27

       I know.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       I don't do this.

   14. JPJessimae Peluso0:28

       You don't?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       No. No, I get shit done first, usually.

   16. JPJessimae Peluso0:31

       Can you not get shit done when you wake and bake?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       I kinda fuck off things if I get-

   18. JPJessimae Peluso0:35

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       If I get high at 9:00 in the morning. I'm like, "Ah!"

   20. JPJessimae Peluso0:39

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       What's im- what's important, really?

   22. JPJessimae Peluso0:42

       I, I get stuff done.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Really?

   24. JPJessimae Peluso0:44

       Yeah. I have, like, you know ... I'll do, like, my cup of coffee and a joint and I'll get some stuff done. I joke that it's like it makes me super motivated to do not a goddamn thing, but I get stuff done. I mean, a- all the stuff I get done is I, like, vacuum seven times. (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       That's good, too.

   26. JPJessimae Peluso0:58

       I cleaned my apartment, like, four times the other day.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       That's a meth thing. You sure someone's not slipping meth into your weed?

   28. JPJessimae Peluso1:02

       I mean, come on. Let's not put all the rumors out there now, but you got any, bro?

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       Eddie Bravo used to say that about girls. Like, he would ... If he was dating a girl that's ... E- Eddie used to work at a strip club and he dated a lot of the gals that, uh, were performers there.

   30. JPJessimae Peluso1:14

       (laughs)
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Ugh. …

   1. JPJessimae Peluso15:00

      uh, you know, some little hand will grab it, some little poor kid.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Ugh.

   3. JPJessimae Peluso15:04

      So... (laughs) But, I mean, there's no perspective. They were just in their own little...

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      Yeah, they didn't know.

   5. JPJessimae Peluso15:10

      They didn't know.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:11

      They, they thought they were living as sophisticated as anybody that ever did.

   7. JPJessimae Peluso15:13

      Dude, can you-

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      What is this? They're shitholes?

   9. NANarrator15:15

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JPJessimae Peluso15:15

       Is that where you shat in?

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       That's a shat hole. And you're around a bunch of other people shat in. Like, "Hello."

   12. JPJessimae Peluso15:20

       Gross.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:20

       "Hello, let's all shit together."

   14. JPJessimae Peluso15:22

       That looks like those things you put on your toes when you get mani- a pedicure. That's what that little thing looks like. (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       (laughs) Spread your toes apart?

   16. JPJessimae Peluso15:27

       Yeah. (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       Do you think that those folks had, like, curtains in between them when they shat?

   18. JPJessimae Peluso15:31

       Nah. Are you kidding me?

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       Like, look at that, look at that corner seat.

   20. JPJessimae Peluso15:34

       No.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       You know the one, upper... Yeah, right there. How about that one?

   22. JPJessimae Peluso15:36

       Knees touching.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:37

       Everybody's touching shit and they're yuck, yuck, err.

   24. JPJessimae Peluso15:39

       Yeah, they were all, they were all just in it having a conversation, talking about the latest gladiator sports.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:44

       Yeah.

   26. JPJessimae Peluso15:45

       "Can you believe the tiger got him?"

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:46

       (laughs)

   28. JPJessimae Peluso15:46

       I don't know why he sounds like that. (laughs)

   29. NANarrator15:50

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       W- when we were there, they were talking about the front rows. The front rows where all the rich pe- people sat to watch the Colosseum.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   I mean, I have…

   1. NANarrator30:00

      in his groin and swelling in his eye, and then they found out he had cysts all over his brain.

   2. JPJessimae Peluso30:04

      I mean, I have pain in my groin every week, but-

   3. NANarrator30:07

      Wah, wah, wah.

   4. JPJessimae Peluso30:08

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      Look at his brain.

   6. JPJessimae Peluso30:09

      On the r- on the right I'm assuming is the result?

   7. NANarrator30:12

      I think it's both and it's different views of-

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:13

      They're both different views.

   9. NANarrator30:14

      ... yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:14

       Those little holes are all cysts inside his brain.

   11. JPJessimae Peluso30:18

       Fuck. Geez.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:18

       Yeah, his brain is literally l- imploding. All of those little spots, those little white spots? Those are all little cysts inside his brain.

   13. JPJessimae Peluso30:26

       That must've been painful.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       Fucking pure agony. It must be pure agony.

   15. JPJessimae Peluso30:31

       And this was in India, you said?

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       I believe so.

   17. JPJessimae Peluso30:33

       What country was this?

   18. NANarrator30:34

       Mm-hmm.

   19. JPJessimae Peluso30:34

       Man.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       Was it India, yeah?

   21. NANarrator30:36

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       Yeah. Fuck that.

   23. JPJessimae Peluso30:36

       You know, t- fuck that. And, and just imagine like people having not the access to healthcare in this country, but at least we're a, a little bit modernized. (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       Yeah.

   25. JPJessimae Peluso30:47

       Being in one of those countries and being poor. You're fucked!

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:50

       Yeah. You really are fucked.

   27. JPJessimae Peluso30:51

       You're so fucked!

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:52

       By swallowing microscopic eggs past in the feces of a person who has intestinal pork tapeworm.

   29. JPJessimae Peluso30:58

       Bye. Never going to brunch again.

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:00

       Wow. But think about that. It's not even just pork tapeworm. It's the eggs in the shit of a person-
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah, it is very-…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      So f- I don't, I don't need to hear it. I just love the sound of it.

   2. JPJessimae Peluso45:03

      Yeah, it is very-

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      It's nice.

   4. JPJessimae Peluso45:04

      ... the, the language is, like, very melodic.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      Oh, yeah.

   6. JPJessimae Peluso45:07

      Like Spanish, Italian. Those, like-

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      Yeah, they-

   8. JPJessimae Peluso45:09

      ... Latin-based languages are very pretty to listen to.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      There's a, like a s- a musical flow, like-

   10. JPJessimae Peluso45:13

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:14

       ... you ever hear people from Brazil speak Portuguese?

   12. JPJessimae Peluso45:16

       I mean, I flick a bean to it all the time. That shit's meh, that shit's sexy. (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:21

       (laughs) Th- they have a way of talking. There's a up and a down.

   14. JPJessimae Peluso45:24

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       It's like a little dance.

   16. JPJessimae Peluso45:25

       Yeah, it is a little dance. And then people where I'm from, like Syracuse, it's like, "Hey, you guys wanna go get a sandwich?" It's like-

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       Yes.

   18. JPJessimae Peluso45:31

       ... you just don't want-

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       Horrific.

   20. JPJessimae Peluso45:32

       ... us to talk. (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       You know, know what it is? It's actually they're trying to keep people from breeding. The, it's like, the-

   22. JPJessimae Peluso45:38

       If you think that-

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       ... in the places that suck the most-

   24. JPJessimae Peluso45:39

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       ... they have the shittiest accents, 'cause they're trying to just make everyone disgusting.

   26. JPJessimae Peluso45:44

       (laughs) Well, I guess I'm not supposed to have a baby then. (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       I'm telling you, they're just trying to limit the numbers.

   28. JPJessimae Peluso45:49

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:49

       They don't want overpopulations in places that suck.

   30. JPJessimae Peluso45:52

       There's probably some, like, legitimacy to what you're saying.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:03:05

   Yeah. His voice is…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      fun to listen to.

   2. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:00

      Yeah. His voice is interesting.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Yeah.

   4. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:02

      His voice is-

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      It's a major, major go.

   6. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:03

      ... takes up a whole room. Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      Yeah. His got a powerful-

   8. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:04

      His voice is full.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      It's a powerful voice.

   10. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:06

       He should do a TED Talk. He's got that kinda voice.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

       There's so many of those fellas out there that are carving their own niche, and gals, d- reviewing things, talking about things. Like, there's so many different people doing shit like that now. It's interesting.

   12. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:18

       I guess it makes sense 'cause there's such a huge space for the techie nerds to indulge in that stuff and become fans of that sort of-

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

       Well, also, no one would have ever made that a television show.

   14. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:27

       No.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:27

       And if it was a television show, people might not have watched it.

   16. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:30

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       That's one of the-

   18. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:31

       It's easier on, on YouTube where you can just click it-

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       Yeah.

   20. JPJessimae Peluso1:00:33

       ... at your, at your leisure.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       But that's the beautiful thing about the on-demand.

   22. NANarrator1:00:36

       It was TechTV, though.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       Sure.

   24. NANarrator1:00:37

       Which is gone, so it's just sorta just replaced whatever hole was there.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       Yeah. But TechTV was never this in depth. They would go... You know, they would gloss over things. They would have, like, a synopsis, so-

   26. NANarrator1:00:49

       But it was still TV. They still had, you know-

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:51

       Yeah.

   28. NANarrator1:00:51

       ... they still did, like, commercials, I guess. There were-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       They did everything like a television show.

   30. NANarrator1:00:54

       ... strats, strats.

Episode duration: 2:27:42