Joe Rogan Experience #1279 - Jessimae Peluso

1. 0:00 – 1:38

   Wake-and-bake chaos, cleaning binges, and the “meth house is always clean” joke

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      Last chance for romance here. Otherwise, we're just gonna film and then put it up. Is it live? Really? Are you sure?

   2. JPJessimae Peluso0:09

      I centered my chi. I centered my chi.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      You made it happen. We've been having problems with our TriCaster.

   4. JPJessimae Peluso0:15

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      It doesn't wanna try. It's like, "Not today." Every third show, it don't, just won't.

   6. JPJessimae Peluso0:20

      I'm tired.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      It won't go live.

   8. JPJessimae Peluso0:22

      I centered the chi, though. I, I sent the energy.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:24

      Dude, you made it happen.

   10. JPJessimae Peluso0:24

       I did.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       This is a rare wake-and-bake day.

   12. JPJessimae Peluso0:27

       I know.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       I don't do this.

   14. JPJessimae Peluso0:28

       You don't?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       No. No, I get shit done first, usually.

   16. JPJessimae Peluso0:31

       Can you not get shit done when you wake and bake?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       I kinda fuck off things if I get-

   18. JPJessimae Peluso0:35

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       If I get high at 9:00 in the morning. I'm like, "Ah!"

   20. JPJessimae Peluso0:39

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       What's im- what's important, really?

   22. JPJessimae Peluso0:42

       I, I get stuff done.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Really?

   24. JPJessimae Peluso0:44

       Yeah. I have, like, you know ... I'll do, like, my cup of coffee and a joint and I'll get some stuff done. I joke that it's like it makes me super motivated to do not a goddamn thing, but I get stuff done. I mean, a- all the stuff I get done is I, like, vacuum seven times. (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       That's good, too.

   26. JPJessimae Peluso0:58

       I cleaned my apartment, like, four times the other day.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       That's a meth thing. You sure someone's not slipping meth into your weed?

   28. JPJessimae Peluso1:02

       I mean, come on. Let's not put all the rumors out there now, but you got any, bro?

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       Eddie Bravo used to say that about girls. Like, he would ... If he was dating a girl that's ... E- Eddie used to work at a strip club and he dated a lot of the gals that, uh, were performers there.

   30. JPJessimae Peluso1:14

       (laughs)
2. 1:38 – 2:48

   Backyard chickens, wildfire fallout, and why coyotes are ‘little wolves’

   1. JPJessimae Peluso1:38

      I do. I have three dogs. Wait, don't you have, like, a pack of chicken in your backyard?

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:42

      I s- ... Dude, I used to. It's a story about-

   3. JPJessimae Peluso1:44

      What happened to them?

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:45

      Coyotes got them all.

   5. JPJessimae Peluso1:46

      I thought you were up with the bow and arrow.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:47

      N- no. We, we had an issue where our, uh, chicken coop burnt to the ground.

   7. JPJessimae Peluso1:52

      Oh, fuck.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:53

      In the fire.

   9. JPJessimae Peluso1:53

      During those fires?

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:54

       Yeah, and, uh-

   11. JPJessimae Peluso1:54

       You lost your ladies?

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:55

       No, we didn't. They, they managed to fly out and they were in the yard. We lost two of them because they wouldn't ... We couldn't round them up to get them into the chicken pen and ... 'Cause we got a new chicken pen but it wasn't as big. And then, uh-

   13. JPJessimae Peluso2:08

       They were too good for it?

   14. JRJoe Rogan2:09

       ... coyotes ate those two, and then they realized that they're all in this one pen. And one day we're gone, they opened it up and got in and killed all nine of them.

   15. JPJessimae Peluso2:18

       (gasps) How'd they o- how'd they open them up?

   16. JRJoe Rogan2:19

       They pulled it apart with their teeth.

   17. JPJessimae Peluso2:21

       Yo, dogs are ... Listen, even domestic ones.

   18. JRJoe Rogan2:23

       These are not dogs. Domestic dogs y- but ...

   19. JPJessimae Peluso2:25

       They're smart.

   20. JRJoe Rogan2:25

       The difference between a coyote and a domestic dog is like the difference between a hardened criminal on death row-

   21. JPJessimae Peluso2:34

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan2:34

       ... and a baby.

   23. JPJessimae Peluso2:35

       No, you're 100% right.

   24. JRJoe Rogan2:36

       (laughs)

   25. JPJessimae Peluso2:36

       It's the experience and, and what you had to do to survive.

   26. JRJoe Rogan2:39

       That's ... All they've done is survive.

   27. JPJessimae Peluso2:40

       Yeah, and murder.

   28. JRJoe Rogan2:41

       And all ... They don't have a house.

   29. JPJessimae Peluso2:42

       Right.

   30. JRJoe Rogan2:42

       No one's feeding them food. I mean, they're fucking little wolves.
3. 2:48 – 5:31

   Coyote history and a Pangaea detour: continents, oceans, and scale

   1. JRJoe Rogan2:48

      Yeah. What was the gentleman, Dan-, um, Coyote America (snaps fingers) The, the author? Goddammit.

   2. JPJessimae Peluso2:56

      Was he, like, a dude who lived amongst the wolves?

   3. NANarrator2:58

      Flores.

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:58

      Yes, Dan Flores.

   5. NANarrator2:59

      Flores.

   6. JRJoe Rogan2:59

      No, he's a wildlife biologist and a historian.

   7. JPJessimae Peluso3:02

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan3:02

      And he was talking about the history of, uh, coyotes and wolves in North America. Apparently all wild dog species came from North America.

   9. JPJessimae Peluso3:11

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan3:11

       Even, like, jackals-

   11. JPJessimae Peluso3:13

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan3:13

       ... and shit like that. Like, they made it across over there somehow, like, during the Pangaeus period or some shit.

   13. JPJessimae Peluso3:20

       What'd you call me? (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan3:21

       Pangaea. Do you know what that is?

   15. JPJessimae Peluso3:22

       It's an era, right?

   16. JRJoe Rogan3:24

       No. Yeah. It's ... Well, when they think that all of the, uh, continents were connected together at one point in time.

   17. JPJessimae Peluso3:28

       Oh, yeah. We were one, we were one flat Earth then. (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan3:31

       Yeah. No.

   19. JPJessimae Peluso3:31

       It was one flat table. (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan3:33

       I think it was flat.

   21. JPJessimae Peluso3:34

       No, no, no. It's obviously not.

   22. JRJoe Rogan3:36

       Just a giant chunk and then the rest was water, and then it spread out, which is fucking weird.

   23. JPJessimae Peluso3:40

       That is weird.

   24. JRJoe Rogan3:40

       Like, what is happening?

   25. JPJessimae Peluso3:41

       How did that ... And, like, also is that happening on our insides on like a s- ... It's obviously on a cellular level. Everything's just splitting and being torn the fuck apart.

   26. JRJoe Rogan3:48

       Hmm. There it is. Here's the m- the modern Pangaea map.

   27. JPJessimae Peluso3:51

       Whoa.

   28. JRJoe Rogan3:52

       This is modern?

   29. NANarrator3:53

       Well, I think with the modern, uh, country separations and all that, 'cause they weren't always the same.

   30. JRJoe Rogan3:58

       Oh, this is what it looked like if you brought a-
4. 5:31 – 7:46

   The invention of fishing hooks: materials, dating, and 23,000-year-old finds

   1. JRJoe Rogan5:31

      Let's guess. How long ago do you think they invented the fish hook? Did they even know?

   2. JPJessimae Peluso5:36

      I'm gonna say it's a really old invention. Um-

   3. JRJoe Rogan5:38

      Super old.

   4. JPJessimae Peluso5:40

      F-

   5. NANarrator5:40

      Yeah, it's like Arrowhead time period.

   6. JPJessimae Peluso5:41

      Yeah, exactly.

   7. NANarrator5:42

      It's very close to, like-

   8. JPJessimae Peluso5:44

      Native, native ... Before ... Pre-native Americans.

   9. NANarrator5:46

      But those would've been after, but-

   10. JRJoe Rogan5:46

       Those bitches would just break. If you think about a big fish hooking, like, a little thin ... What would they make it out of? Bone, probably? Must be bone.

   11. NANarrator5:53

       Yeah.

   12. JPJessimae Peluso5:53

       Made of bone.

   13. JRJoe Rogan5:53

       Bone's pretty hard.

   14. NANarrator5:54

       Yeah, yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan5:54

       But you would think, like-

   16. JPJessimae Peluso5:55

       Stone would be too heavy.

   17. JRJoe Rogan5:57

       Yeah. It would-

   18. JPJessimae Peluso5:57

       That shit would just sink and ...

   19. JRJoe Rogan5:58

       Well, it would also break, stone.

   20. JPJessimae Peluso5:59

       Yeah, it wouldn't be able to hook it well.

   21. JRJoe Rogan6:00

       Yeah. Stone-

   22. JPJessimae Peluso6:01

       It must've been bone.

   23. JRJoe Rogan6:02

       I bet it was bone.

   24. JPJessimae Peluso6:03

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan6:03

       Yeah.

   26. JPJessimae Peluso6:04

       But bones get brittle, especially after, like ...You know, they're off the body and they start to-

   27. JRJoe Rogan6:09

       Mm-hmm.

   28. JPJessimae Peluso6:10

       ... calcify and all that.

   29. JRJoe Rogan6:12

       Look, uh, but I-

   30. JPJessimae Peluso6:13

       How old do you think it is? It's gotta be really old.
5. 7:46 – 12:25

   Morphic resonance and animals learning: rats, apes, and an orangutan spearfishing

   1. JRJoe Rogan7:46

      I wonder if they all figured it out at the same time, different spots in the world. You know, I wonder if it's one of those things, like... You know, like, they... There's just some weird thing. Who is that? Is that Rupert Sheldrake? It's the morphic resonance theory. He's got this weird theory that... I think the idea is that if some... A rat learns a maze on the East Coast, rats on the West Coast will learn that maze quicker.

   2. JPJessimae Peluso8:07

      H- what? Well, how? Like a con- like a-

   3. JRJoe Rogan8:09

      They don't know. They don't know.

   4. JPJessimae Peluso8:10

      ... collective consciousness amongst the rats?

   5. JRJoe Rogan8:13

      As weird as it sounds, there might be some sort of strange connection that all rats share. And not just all rats, but all living beings. His argument was that if this is demonstrable with a rat in a maze, that if they did something, like, uh, with human beings, if they could figure out a way to, uh, to prove this, it's likely what's happening. So, like, he wa- he brought up a bunch of different factors, like inventions that are simultaneously taking place, like, all over the world. Like one, and-

   6. JPJessimae Peluso8:42

      That's strange.

   7. JRJoe Rogan8:43

      Yeah, you can attribute some of that to education, right? Like-

   8. JPJessimae Peluso8:46

      Yeah, definitely education-

   9. JRJoe Rogan8:46

      ... people found out.

   10. JPJessimae Peluso8:47

       ... what's going on, like, the, the, the trends that are happening in education.

   11. JRJoe Rogan8:50

       Mm-hmm.

   12. JPJessimae Peluso8:50

       But, like-

   13. JRJoe Rogan8:51

       But they also think there might be something else going on underneath the surface.

   14. JPJessimae Peluso8:54

       Like, on a different realm?

   15. JRJoe Rogan8:55

       Like, if you learn... If we're all a species and you're on one side of the world, you learn something, the people on the other side of the world have, like, greater access to it in some weird way.

   16. JPJessimae Peluso9:05

       That's really bizarre.

   17. JRJoe Rogan9:06

       Yeah.

   18. JPJessimae Peluso9:06

       That, I don't... That freaks me out. That's like matrixy shit right there.

   19. JRJoe Rogan9:09

       But it's also unprovable and you bring it up to real scientists, they get upset with you. But what's-

   20. JPJessimae Peluso9:13

       Yeah, it's, it's like-

   21. JRJoe Rogan9:14

       ... what's interesting though is the ma- the map thing, the maze thing with mice and rats. The... 'Cause I think that's prn-... See if that's been proven. I'm pretty sure it has been.

   22. JPJessimae Peluso9:22

       What maze thing?

   23. JRJoe Rogan9:22

       The, that if you show a maze-

   24. JPJessimae Peluso9:25

       Oh, right. That they-

   25. JRJoe Rogan9:25

       ... to a rat on one side of the country, they learn it quicker on the other side.

   26. JPJessimae Peluso9:28

       How... I don't understand how that can even be a thing.

   27. JRJoe Rogan9:32

       But there's another one that's, that's really interesting, but I don't know how much of this is just because they didn't observe it before. But they've noticed that apes are starting to, um, use tools.

   28. JPJessimae Peluso9:41

       Like cell phones to text each other?

   29. JRJoe Rogan9:43

       No, not that yet.

   30. JPJessimae Peluso9:44

       Well, ho- weren't monkeys using tools? So why would-
6. 12:25 – 20:36

   23andMe skepticism, Neanderthal traits, and gross history: Roman toilets to modern bidets

   1. JRJoe Rogan12:25

      You know, um, have you ever had your 23andMe done?

   2. JPJessimae Peluso12:28

      I'm, I don't want... Uh.

   3. JRJoe Rogan12:30

      You don't wanna know?

   4. JPJessimae Peluso12:30

      I thought about it, but, like, how accurate is it, you know? It's like-

   5. JRJoe Rogan12:34

      What's with the science?

   6. NANarrator12:35

      (laughs)

   7. JPJessimae Peluso12:35

      You're just gonna trust a piece of paper that comes back? I wanna go to a lab and see who's doing this. Like, how do you know you're not just getting some, like, you know, general packet that they're sending back to you? How do you know?

   8. JRJoe Rogan12:47

      Why would they, why would they do that?

   9. JPJessimae Peluso12:48

      Because they got your money. Why would anyone do anything? Why are motherfuckers throwing fits in grocery stores? People are crazy.

   10. JRJoe Rogan12:54

       You know when we're talking about h- if you get high?

   11. JPJessimae Peluso12:56

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan12:56

       Like, you get a little bit, just a l- a little bit psychotic. Like, there's something-

   13. JPJessimae Peluso13:02

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan13:02

       ... some- something happens-

   15. JPJessimae Peluso13:03

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan13:03

       ... and you really do, like, enter into the world of schizophrenia.

   17. JPJessimae Peluso13:06

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan13:07

       You just did.

   19. JPJessimae Peluso13:08

       (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan13:09

       How do I know this science is good? How do I know?

   21. JPJessimae Peluso13:11

       Have you done it?

   22. JRJoe Rogan13:12

       Uh, yeah, yeah, I did it.

   23. JPJessimae Peluso13:13

       And what did it say?

   24. JRJoe Rogan13:14

       All kinds of stuff, mostly stuff I knew, that I'm mostly Italian-

   25. JPJessimae Peluso13:18

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan13:19

       ... and Irish, but they, they put Irish and English together, which I thought was interesting. I have 1.6% African, um, 57% more Neanderthal traits than the average person.

   27. JPJessimae Peluso13:30

       I coulda told you that-

   28. JRJoe Rogan13:31

       I coulda told. That's-

   29. JPJessimae Peluso13:31

       ... without even the blood work.

   30. JRJoe Rogan13:32

       I saw that, I saw the paperwork and I'm like, "Uh, uh, figures."
7. 20:36 – 27:45

   Public bathrooms, homelessness odor, ‘natural’ deodorant myths, and skin infections from grappling

   1. JPJessimae Peluso20:36

      Do you, do you, like, only crap in certain places or will you go, like... 'Cause on the road, you travel a lot, like, you just gotta go when you gotta go.

   2. JRJoe Rogan20:41

      You do what you gotta do what you gotta do.

   3. JPJessimae Peluso20:42

      Do you do what you gotta do?

   4. JRJoe Rogan20:43

      Yeah. I'm not scared to take a shit-

   5. JPJessimae Peluso20:44

      You're not discriminating?

   6. JRJoe Rogan20:45

      ... in public, no.

   7. JPJessimae Peluso20:45

      But not even just being Joe Rogan and, like, being next to-

   8. JRJoe Rogan20:48

      (snorts)

   9. JPJessimae Peluso20:48

      ... the person who's like-

   10. JRJoe Rogan20:49

       C- What are you gonna do?

   11. JPJessimae Peluso20:50

       I heard Joe Rogan-

   12. JRJoe Rogan20:51

       We're all just shitting.

   13. JPJessimae Peluso20:52

       (fart noise)

   14. JRJoe Rogan20:52

       Yeah.

   15. JPJessimae Peluso20:53

       (laughs)

   16. NANarrator20:53

       Have you seen the bathrooms, like, at Venice Beach, though? Are you-

   17. JRJoe Rogan20:56

       Oh.

   18. NANarrator20:56

       ... going in there?

   19. JPJessimae Peluso20:57

       I had to once.

   20. JRJoe Rogan20:58

       What... Are these public toilets-

   21. NANarrator20:59

       Yeah. Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan21:00

       ... in Venice Beach?

   23. JPJessimae Peluso21:00

       Oh.

   24. NANarrator21:00

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan21:00

       Oh, see, whenever you deal... And then that smell of homeless.

   26. NANarrator21:03

       Yeah, there's a-

   27. JRJoe Rogan21:04

       That wino pee smell.

   28. JPJessimae Peluso21:05

       That's Rome. That is Rome.

   29. JRJoe Rogan21:06

       There's a thing where s- you got piss-soaked clothes that people have been wearing-

   30. JPJessimae Peluso21:10

       (sighs)
8. 27:45 – 36:38

   Worm horror stories, food safety regulation, and why pork freaks them out

   1. JRJoe Rogan27:45

      Hookworm is, was super common in the South and it literally diminishes your capacity for thinking. So like the idea of like the slack-jawed-

   2. JPJessimae Peluso27:54

      Maybe I got a couple of those.

   3. JRJoe Rogan27:55

      ... Southern dumb person.

   4. JPJessimae Peluso27:57

      Theo.

   5. JRJoe Rogan27:58

      No.

   6. JPJessimae Peluso27:59

      (laughs) I'm just kidding.

   7. JRJoe Rogan28:00

      Theo, I'm sorry. I didn't know she was gonna do that.

   8. JPJessimae Peluso28:03

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan28:03

      I would never have her on, bro. You know I love you.

   10. JPJessimae Peluso28:07

       I love you, Theo.

   11. JRJoe Rogan28:08

       No. No, not Theo.

   12. JPJessimae Peluso28:09

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan28:09

       But maybe s- people Theo knows.

   14. JPJessimae Peluso28:11

       His relatives.

   15. JRJoe Rogan28:11

       If you had to say it in a Theo Von voice, like-

   16. JPJessimae Peluso28:13

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan28:13

       ... "Maybe a few people that I know."

   18. JPJessimae Peluso28:15

       Yes.

   19. JRJoe Rogan28:16

       Yeah.

   20. JPJessimae Peluso28:16

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan28:17

       They were all hookworm, uh, victims.

   22. JPJessimae Peluso28:20

       What? So, how do you get hookworm?

   23. JRJoe Rogan28:21

       Walking around barefoot.

   24. JPJessimae Peluso28:23

       Ugh. I mean, there, there's just too many-

   25. JRJoe Rogan28:25

       Get, do.

   26. JPJessimae Peluso28:25

       ... opportunities to get these worms in your body.

   27. JRJoe Rogan28:27

       Oh, for sure.

   28. JPJessimae Peluso28:28

       That's so gross.

   29. JRJoe Rogan28:29

       Like, when you see dudes who go to like some foreign country and they get scratched and they come back and a botfly's glowing out of their head.

   30. JPJessimae Peluso28:35

       And their belly's flying out.
9. 36:38 – 40:29

   Clickbait rabbit holes, bought views, Florida headlines, and the creator economy absurdity

   1. JRJoe Rogan36:38

      Candida auris, the deadly fungal-

   2. JPJessimae Peluso36:40

      (gasps)

   3. JRJoe Rogan36:40

      ... infection resistant to treatment. That's what it's called.

   4. JPJessimae Peluso36:44

      Ooh, that sounds bad.

   5. JRJoe Rogan36:46

      Candida, yeah.

   6. JPJessimae Peluso36:46

      Aura. Sounds like a, a new solar system.

   7. JRJoe Rogan36:49

      Unstoppable fungus killing the world's banana supply. Man addicted to sniffing his socks-

   8. NANarrator36:54

      That's a separate, separate link.

   9. JRJoe Rogan36:55

      Hold on.

   10. JPJessimae Peluso36:55

       Man ... (laughs) You gotta, you gotta clickbait.

   11. NANarrator36:57

       Separate link. That's a clickbait.

   12. JRJoe Rogan36:58

       Man addicted to sniffing his socks-

   13. JPJessimae Peluso37:01

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan37:01

       ... develops severe fungal lung infection.

   15. JPJessimae Peluso37:05

       Oh, shit.

   16. JRJoe Rogan37:05

       Oh, my God.

   17. JPJessimae Peluso37:07

       This is ...

   18. JRJoe Rogan37:08

       That is not real.

   19. JPJessimae Peluso37:09

       This can't be real. This is, like, stoner news.

   20. JRJoe Rogan37:11

       L- here's another one-

   21. NANarrator37:12

       Kinda.

   22. JRJoe Rogan37:12

       ... link. Socks aren't sexual says Kiwi schoolgirl.

   23. JPJessimae Peluso37:15

       What?

   24. NANarrator37:15

       This is how you fall down a clickbait click hole real quick.

   25. JRJoe Rogan37:18

       (laughs)

   26. JPJessimae Peluso37:18

       I'm so-Who's writing these, like, Gary Busey? Who's writing these headlines?

   27. JRJoe Rogan37:22

       Oh, how about this? How about what Tim Pool told me?

   28. JPJessimae Peluso37:24

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan37:24

       Ready for this? You know those clickbait sites where you go to and it's like, uh, "You won't believe-"

   30. NANarrator37:30

       Yeah.
10. 40:29 – 46:03

    Unboxing culture, niche internet fame, and ‘owning a thing’ (toenails, pedicures, immigrants)

    1. JPJessimae Peluso40:29

       Yeah, it's... It's people create interactions so that they can videotape them. Parents, man, they gotta stop putting their kids on video. We gotta stop. It's enough.

    2. JRJoe Rogan40:36

       You say that, but there's a little kid that's, like, six years old that reviews toys and he makes $20 million a year.

    3. JPJessimae Peluso40:43

       Oh, he's an all-time millionaire.

    4. JRJoe Rogan40:43

       $20 million a year.

    5. JPJessimae Peluso40:44

       Opening Disney toys.

    6. JRJoe Rogan40:46

       Just looking at toys.

    7. JPJessimae Peluso40:47

       Someone give me-

    8. JRJoe Rogan40:48

       Can you imagine?

    9. JPJessimae Peluso40:48

       ... 100 bucks, I'll open up a box of, you know, toys. I'll do it. 100 beans, that's it.

    10. JRJoe Rogan40:53

        Nobody wants to see you open up toys.

    11. JPJessimae Peluso40:54

        All right, well, fuck it.

    12. JRJoe Rogan40:55

        You're not a baby.

    13. JPJessimae Peluso40:55

        Then I'm gonna find something else.

    14. JRJoe Rogan40:56

        They wanna see little cute kids review-

    15. JPJessimae Peluso40:58

        I'll dress up in a t- in a diaper.

    16. JRJoe Rogan41:00

        W- how's this not gonna help?

    17. JPJessimae Peluso41:01

        Ah, fuck.

    18. JRJoe Rogan41:02

        (laughs)

    19. JPJessimae Peluso41:02

        I gotta find another, I gotta find another thing to make money. (laughs)

    20. JRJoe Rogan41:06

        You gotta find another angle.

    21. JPJessimae Peluso41:08

        Yeah, that kid, he's making a lot of money.

    22. JRJoe Rogan41:09

        I was gonna be the YouTube toy guy.

    23. JPJessimae Peluso41:12

        There's a lady who does it with just her hands, a grown woman.

    24. JRJoe Rogan41:14

        She... What does she do with her hands?

    25. JPJessimae Peluso41:15

        She opens things up. Same thing.

    26. JRJoe Rogan41:17

        She has beautiful hands?

    27. JPJessimae Peluso41:18

        I don't know if they're beautiful. I don't know if they're-

    28. JRJoe Rogan41:20

        Does she pull her feet out and start using her feet to s-

    29. JPJessimae Peluso41:21

        That's what I gotta do.

    30. JRJoe Rogan41:23

        Yeah.
11. 46:03 – 56:18

    Scientology, fake doctors, and the psychology of gullibility and belonging

    1. JRJoe Rogan46:03

       There's a, um, a new documentary by the guy who wrote Cope- Cocaine Cowboys, he did Cocaine Cowboys-

    2. JPJessimae Peluso46:08

       Yeah.

    3. JRJoe Rogan46:08

       ... and, uh, a bunch of other documentaries. Uh, Billy Kourde? (clears throat)

    4. JPJessimae Peluso46:11

       Yep.

    5. JRJoe Rogan46:12

       Billy Kourg- (clears throat) Corbin.

    6. JPJessimae Peluso46:14

       You got it.

    7. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       I don't. Why did I choke on this lame? (coughs)

    8. JPJessimae Peluso46:18

       You need some water?

    9. JRJoe Rogan46:20

       Anyway, Billy has a new documentary-

    10. JPJessimae Peluso46:22

        It's warm.

    11. JRJoe Rogan46:22

        ... out, called Scree, uh, Screwball.

    12. JPJessimae Peluso46:24

        Yeah.

    13. JRJoe Rogan46:24

        It's all about Alex Rodriguez and the steroid scandal. And, uh, o- one of the guys in it is a fake doctor who would wear a stethoscope-

    14. JPJessimae Peluso46:32

        (laughs)

    15. JRJoe Rogan46:33

        ... around his neck. Like, he got his, he got his degree at some-

    16. JPJessimae Peluso46:36

        Oh, my God. (laughs)

    17. JRJoe Rogan46:36

        ... janky overseas university. And wasn't legal to practice medicine in the United States.

    18. JPJessimae Peluso46:42

        (laughs)

    19. JRJoe Rogan46:42

        But he would call himself a doctor, and he had, like, this stethoscope that he would wear. And then-

    20. JPJessimae Peluso46:46

        Out in public?

    21. JRJoe Rogan46:47

        Well, in, in his office. He'd walk around with a stethoscope around his neck, like hanging around his neck. Like, just in case he's gonna check your heart.

    22. JPJessimae Peluso46:52

        (laughs)

    23. JRJoe Rogan46:52

        Meanwhile, all he's doing is prescribing steroids.

    24. JPJessimae Peluso46:54

        (laughs)

    25. JRJoe Rogan46:55

        It was, it was amazing.

    26. JPJessimae Peluso46:56

        He's got it.

    27. NANarrator46:57

        You remember this kid that was walking around, he posed as a doctor and had multiple patients and got arrested-

    28. JRJoe Rogan47:01

        Oh, yeah.

    29. JPJessimae Peluso47:01

        Oh, yes.

    30. NANarrator47:02

        ... like a year or two ago?
12. 56:18 – 1:03:05

    Offense culture, old Hollywood racism, comedy careers, gaming, UFOs, and Everglades python apocalypse

    1. JRJoe Rogan56:18

       Yeah. But here's what's weird, and I've talked about this on stage, too. Why is it okay to dress like Genghis Khan?

    2. JPJessimae Peluso56:24

       Who's dressing like Genghis Khan?

    3. JRJoe Rogan56:26

       If you wanna do it for Halloween.

    4. JPJessimae Peluso56:28

       Why is it okay?

    5. JRJoe Rogan56:29

       Yeah.

    6. JPJessimae Peluso56:30

       What do you mean? Like, it shouldn't be okay?

    7. JRJoe Rogan56:31

       Well, you can't be a Nazi. You can't be Hitler.

    8. JPJessimae Peluso56:34

       Yeah. That's... I mean, that's just... Uh, uh, uh-

    9. JRJoe Rogan56:35

       People won't let you.

    10. JPJessimae Peluso56:36

        That's... Well, it's also kinda lacking creativity. Like, you wanna be a Hitler? It's like dressing up like a sexy baby. Are we really doing this? Is this necessary?

    11. JRJoe Rogan56:43

        A lot of people are doing that.

    12. JPJessimae Peluso56:44

        No one needs to see sexy babies. No one n- needs to see a Hitler.

    13. JRJoe Rogan56:47

        Well, slow your roll-

    14. JPJessimae Peluso56:49

        (laughs)

    15. JRJoe Rogan56:49

        ... 'cause some girls should definitely dress like a sexy baby.

    16. JPJessimae Peluso56:52

        Okay. So, girls can dress like sexy babies, but I can't dress like a baby and open up packages on YouTube?

    17. JRJoe Rogan56:58

        You could dress like a baby and open up packages on YouTube.

    18. JPJessimae Peluso57:00

        Okay.

    19. JRJoe Rogan57:01

        No one's stopping you.

    20. JPJessimae Peluso57:02

        Okay. Well, good. Do it.

    21. JRJoe Rogan57:02

        Why are you, like, fighting these invisible foes?

    22. JPJessimae Peluso57:04

        'Cause you just said that it would be cute, and now... Before, it wasn't, when I wanted to do it.

    23. JRJoe Rogan57:08

        I don't know what you're talking about.

    24. JPJessimae Peluso57:10

        (laughs)

    25. NANarrator57:10

        (laughs)

    26. JRJoe Rogan57:11

        I thought... I didn't think you were serious.

    27. JPJessimae Peluso57:12

        I wasn't. No, I wasn't serious.

    28. JRJoe Rogan57:13

        I thought we were all joking around here.

    29. JPJessimae Peluso57:14

        Cut to this afterwards, and it's just 10 videos of me opening up (laughs) packages of toys.

    30. JRJoe Rogan57:19

        Yeah, those-

Episode duration: 2:27:42