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Joe Rogan Experience #1281 - Tom Papa

Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, writer and television/radio host. His podcast “Come To Papa” is available through All Things Comedy on iTunes.

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Apr 15, 20192h 31mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:001:53

    Stem cells, soft-tissue healing, and staying proactive about injuries

    1. JR

      (humming) Four, three, two, one. Da-dum, da-dum. And we're live. Tom Papa.

    2. TP

      Joe Rogan.

    3. JR

      Good to see you, buddy.

    4. TP

      Good to see you.

    5. JR

      What's crackalackin'?

    6. TP

      I know, not too much. Cruising around.

    7. JR

      We were talking about old bodies falling apart.

    8. TP

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      I got a stem cell shot in my, uh, shoulder that's, uh, killing me right now.

    10. TP

      Yeah, I can tell. You're in pain.

    11. JR

      Whoo. Yeah.

    12. TP

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      Just-

    14. TP

      One shot? Just ... (shooting sound)

    15. JR

      Well, I got, uh, several in both shoulders. And this is not like anything, like, that's like a serious injury-

    16. TP

      Uh-huh.

    17. JR

      ... but it, it ... they've been annoying me lately, so I said, "Fuck it. Let me just go in there." Every time I've done it, it's made them feel better. (laughs)

    18. TP

      Right. How often do you have to go?

    19. JR

      I've been doing it, like, once every six months.

    20. TP

      Right.

    21. JR

      Yeah. That's what I have been doing.

    22. TP

      And then it kinda s- ... is okay for a while, and then-

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. TP

      Right.

    25. JR

      And once every six months seems to keep me in ... But it's expensive, you know. It's not free, right?

    26. TP

      So is it not c- ... Is it not curing whatever it, it says to me?

    27. JR

      It's, it's healing it, but then I'm being a moron-

    28. TP

      It is ... Right.

    29. JR

      ... and, and going back to working out hard.

    30. TP

      Right. (laughs)

  2. 1:534:14

    Getting back in shape: cardio momentum, trainers, and workout apps

    1. TP

      I've been running a lot for the last couple of months and, uh-

    2. JR

      Yeah? What, what brought that on?

    3. TP

      I've got a ... Just wanna be in better shape.

    4. JR

      Yeah?

    5. TP

      Wanna feel better. I dropped, like, 15 pounds.

    6. JR

      Burn off some of that bread?

    7. TP

      (laughs) Yeah.

    8. JR

      Cook off some of that sourdough?

    9. TP

      Burned off some of the bread, exactly. I was like, "Maybe, maybe."

    10. JR

      That's great, man.

    11. TP

      (laughs) Yeah.

    12. JR

      Yeah, your face looks thinner, man.

    13. TP

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      It looks good.

    15. TP

      Yeah, I've dropped a bunch.

    16. JR

      Congratulations. That's awesome.

    17. TP

      Thanks, man. Yeah.

    18. JR

      That's a cool thing. Once you get going, right?

    19. TP

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      You get that momentum. That's what's up.

    21. TP

      Well, you know what's really was up was I ... I was kinda cruising along and just, like, l- ... lost five pounds just kinda, like, hanging around. And then I realized I'm working out. Like, this workout that I'm doing is ... would've been a warmup when I was an athlete.

    22. JR

      Right, right.

    23. TP

      Like, this wouldn't even have been a warmup.

    24. JR

      Right.

    25. TP

      And I'm like, "Oh, that was pretty good."

    26. JR

      (laughs)

    27. TP

      And I was like, "I have to stop being a sissy and try and really push a little more."

    28. JR

      Why don't you get a trainer?

    29. TP

      Uh, I don't like intimacy.

    30. JR

      Ooh. Weird.

  3. 4:147:24

    Simple strength basics: push-ups, chin-ups, squats—and avoiding doorway chin-up disasters

    1. JR

      What about just body weight stuff? Like, you know, I mean-

    2. TP

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      ... it's not a bad idea to start off with body weight, first of all.

    4. TP

      Just push-ups?

    5. JR

      Yeah, because you haven't really done much like that-

    6. TP

      In a while.

    7. JR

      Yeah. It's ... Chin-ups, push-ups, and body weight squats really don't need much else.

    8. TP

      Really?

    9. JR

      Not really. I mean, you-

    10. TP

      I've been doing more push-ups, but that's it.

    11. JR

      Dude, you can get a ferocious workout in with change grip push-ups-

    12. TP

      Uh-huh.

    13. JR

      ... chin-ups, body weight squats. Just do just those things.

    14. TP

      Does that mean I have to get one of those chin-up bars that goes in the doorway that ...

    15. JR

      Yeah. Get a real one, though, 'cause those things fall and people die.

    16. TP

      (laughs) I know. I don't-

    17. JR

      Those ones that hang ... Folks, listen to me.

    18. TP

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      Those ones that hang on the door-

    20. TP

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      ... the, the doorjamb.

    22. TP

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      I used to work construction. Those fucking things are not designed for you hanging on them.

    24. TP

      (laughs) No.

    25. JR

      They have little tiny nails.

    26. TP

      I am not doing that.

    27. JR

      And guess what? People like me probably installed them-

    28. TP

      (laughs)

    29. JR

      ... and sometimes you don't hit a stud.

    30. TP

      Yeah.

  4. 7:249:52

    Stabilizer training and the “earthquake bar,” plus old-school household quirks

    1. JR

      You know what's really fucking cool that I got? Um, Rogue makes this thing that it's, uh... It's like a bamboo pole.

    2. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      And on the end of the pole, you put, uh, rubber straps.

    4. TP

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      Like, uh, you know those, those, uh, bands that you-

    6. TP

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      And then from those bands, you hang kettlebells.

    8. TP

      Off of the bamboo stick?

    9. JR

      Yes. So as you're doing this bench press... I can't push my... lift my right arm up.

    10. TP

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      It's in pain right now, other wise I'd show you. As you're doing this thing, everything's all wobbly.

    12. TP

      Oh.

    13. JR

      Everything's super, super wobbly 'cause first of all, the kettlebell is hanging from rubber.

    14. TP

      Right.

    15. JR

      And then the, the, the stick-

    16. TP

      (laughs)

    17. JR

      ... this bamboo thing is super wobbly.

    18. TP

      Right.

    19. JR

      And as you lift weights with that, it's really good for your stabilizing muscles.

    20. GU

      It's called a earthquake bar.

    21. JR

      That's what it's called?

    22. TP

      Earthquake bar.

    23. JR

      Oh, cool.

    24. GU

      Or there's a version of it.

    25. JR

      Is there a video of it?

    26. TP

      So it's a stabilizing muscle.

    27. JR

      Oh, we can't watch the video online, or-

    28. GU

      There's a video. I have a picture of it.

    29. JR

      ... someone will-

    30. TP

      (laughs)

  5. 9:5212:07

    Discipline culture, David Goggins, and the modern news onslaught

    1. JR

      Do you, do you ever... Do you follow, um, David Goggins online?

    2. TP

      No.

    3. JR

      David... Do you know who he is?

    4. TP

      No.

    5. JR

      David Goggins is this Navy SEAL who, um, now is more or less a, a, like, a motivational and, uh, fitness influencer.

    6. TP

      Oh, the run- the guy who runs with-

    7. JR

      Yes, r-... Oh, dude.

    8. TP

      ... like, broken knees? That guy?

    9. JR

      Oh, he's a fucking savage.

    10. TP

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      He, he-

    12. TP

      I've, I've seen some of his clips.

    13. JR

      He... What did... How many 100-mile runs did he run in a row?

    14. GU

      Oh, shit.

    15. JR

      Some fucking preposterous number.

    16. GU

      Yeah, I don't remember. I don't wanna say 'cause I can't remember at all. I wanna say it's six or seven, but then it's like 12 or 13, so I don't, I don't remember.

    17. TP

      Of 100 mile?

    18. GU

      I don't remember at all.

    19. JR

      But they're all... His whole thing is stay hard. Like, he'll send me a text out of nowhere.

    20. TP

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      Like, it'll just say, "Stay hard, motherfucker."

    22. TP

      (laughs)

    23. JR

      "There's a lot of weak-ass bitches-"

    24. TP

      Don't go soft.

    25. JR

      "... out there."

    26. TP

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      Because, like, b-... First of all-

    28. TP

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      ... if you're, if you're a Navy SEAL-

    30. TP

      Right.

  6. 12:0718:54

    Julian Assange, WikiLeaks, and what public accountability costs

    1. JR

      But it's gonna... It's a double-edged sword because if you don't get fed that, you don't find out about Julian Assange getting kicked out of the embassy in London. You don't find out about a million different stories that are in the news.

    2. TP

      It's a fun story, it's a cool story, but do I need to know it?

    3. JR

      Well-It's a fun story.

    4. TP

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      That's a quote for you from now on.

    6. TP

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      "Hey, what about Julian Assange?" Tom Papa hands up.

    8. TP

      (laughs)

    9. JR

      In quotes, "It's a fun story, it's a cool story, but I don't need to know it."

    10. TP

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      Holy shit. (laughs)

    12. TP

      Really? I mean-

    13. JR

      That's like re- you just redefined white privilege right there.

    14. TP

      Well... (laughs)

    15. JR

      You hit it, you hit it on the head and lit it on fire.

    16. TP

      No, but seriously, what can I do about a lot of these... You know, look, I think it's good that information's flowing and that moves everybody forward, but-

    17. JR

      Right.

    18. TP

      ... you know, for me sitting in there trying to tell some jokes and feed my kids, it's like, do I need to know everything?

    19. JR

      Right.

    20. TP

      Every trouble spot going around the world?

    21. JR

      Well, it's like, th- that is a very good question. It's like, how much responsibility do you have to be tuned into all the events of the world and to act? Like, how much responsibility do you have outside of voting? And do you have the responsibility to vote? 'Cause there's some people that are very interesting people that don't vote.

    22. TP

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      You know?

    24. TP

      I don't agree with that.

    25. JR

      Yeah, it's a, it's-

    26. TP

      I wanna participate.

    27. JR

      I understand that. Um, but I don't think Michael Malice votes, doesn't he? Does... Didn't he say he doesn't vote? I think he said he doesn't... I, I, I forget his reasoning, but it was very logical.

    28. TP

      Uh-huh. No, I understand the argument, but I... Even, and even if it seems kinda false and... I just, I think it, it kind of, like, mentally engages you in the world.

    29. JR

      Yes.

    30. TP

      It's like you, you should be trying to participate.

  7. 18:5423:43

    Trump as comedy fuel: fast food optics, college athletes, and media obsession

    1. JR

      Isn't funny that when you see pictures of Trump, he's eating Kentucky Fried Chicken?

    2. TP

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      And when you see pictures of this dude, he's eating lobster?

    4. TP

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      I mean, it's tr- (laughs) That's hilarious.

    6. TP

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      Trump brings Kentucky Fried Chicken on his fucking private jet.

    8. TP

      He really... (laughs)

    9. JR

      It's hilarious.

    10. TP

      He really loves that stuff.

    11. JR

      He loves it.

    12. TP

      He really does.

    13. JR

      He fucking loves fast food. Like, when he got all those athletes-

    14. TP

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      ... when they came to visit him when the government was shut down-

    16. TP

      (laughs) Yeah.

    17. JR

      ... and he brought them all fast food, he didn't understand. They were like, "What the fuck-"

    18. TP

      I know.

    19. JR

      "... is this shit?"

    20. TP

      And then he had another team showed up months later, and he (laughs) he broke out the fast food again.

    21. JR

      Dude-

    22. TP

      The government was hoping. (laughs)

    23. JR

      ... just imagine, the fucking... You're going to see the President of the United States, and you're a professional athlete-

    24. TP

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... right? Your body literally is a temple.

    26. TP

      (laughs) And they-

    27. GU

      They were college athletes, but...

    28. JR

      Oh, they were college athletes.

    29. TP

      Yeah, but still, dials it in.

    30. GU

      Still, man, God, they had to-

  8. 23:4329:11

    Patriotism, culture-war symbolism, and how media turns politics into teams

    1. JR

      If we're gonna agree to this fucking thing... Look at that, bro. See what that is?

    2. TP

      Exactly. We're all together.

    3. JR

      I'm gonna show you something, bitch.

    4. TP

      It is a wild country. I, when you travel around-

    5. JR

      Look at my phone. Watch this. <Da-da-da-da-da-da .

    6. TP

      What do you got? Wow.

    7. JR

      The flag blows in the wind, bro.

    8. TP

      It moves. (laughs)

    9. JR

      I believe in America as a concept. I don't think it's a, a bad thing to believe in America as a concept.

    10. TP

      No, come on.

    11. JR

      I think we're, we're getting better. We're, we're working on this. I think this idea that there's, like, people were complaining that someone put the American flag on a, uh, cop car in, uh, California.

    12. TP

      Uh-huh.

    13. JR

      Did you see that shit?

    14. TP

      Nah.

    15. JR

      Yeah. Like, "Hey, this is, we're in America."

    16. TP

      (laughs) What do you mean they put it on a cop car?

    17. JR

      What's wrong with putting an American flag on a cop car?

    18. TP

      Like, just draped it over it?

    19. JR

      Yeah. Like, no. Like, they had, like, uh, the side panel-

    20. TP

      Oh.

    21. JR

      ... where it says, "The police department," has the American flag incorporated into their logo.

    22. TP

      Oh.

    23. JR

      Like, what do you hate America?

    24. TP

      Yeah. What's wrong with that?

    25. JR

      Look at that.I like it.

    26. TP

      Oh, cool. Yeah, that's pretty.

    27. JR

      I like it.

    28. TP

      (laughs)

    29. JR

      I fucking salute those guys if they drove by.

    30. TP

      Laguna Beach, yeah.

  9. 29:1134:18

    Can war ever end? Open borders thought experiment vs. tribal identity

    1. JR

      Do you think there's ever gonna be a time in, in humans, like, whether it's 100 years from now or 1,000 years from now, where there's no war?

    2. TP

      Yes. Yes, I do.

    3. JR

      How do you see that happening?

    4. TP

      Well, (sighs) it's gonna start with, uh, cop cars with flags on them.

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. TP

      And then (laughs) they're gonna patrol around.

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. TP

      I think it would be technology.

    9. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    10. TP

      And I think it's a matter of everybody becoming more comfortable. If you can, if you can have people... This is like a Thomas Friedman idea that if, if you wanna stop, like, people fighting in the Middle East, uh, give them all the comforts of a good society.

    11. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    12. TP

      Let them be able to go eat McDonald's and sit in a coffee shop and all of a sudden you don't wanna fight as much. And that means prosperity, that means popping... So I think technology, if you can bring more water to people and there's less suffering, if climate change doesn't (laughs) ruin all of that, I think if you can prop these people up and give all these people-

    13. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    14. TP

      If they can rise, then there's no sense-

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. TP

      I mean, we're at a point now where there's fewer wars than ever before on the planet.

    17. JR

      Sure.

    18. TP

      So we're headed in that direction, so I don't see why not.

    19. JR

      Well, as a thought exercise, let's look at it this way. What makes anybody decide to act as a group? What makes anybody? Like, if, why would we decide to go, uh, if, if-

    20. TP

      Right.

    21. JR

      What negotiations should we be having with someone in Germany? Like, why, why, why are we having a conversation about anything? You live way the fuck over there on the other side of the ocean.

    22. TP

      Uh-huh.

    23. JR

      ... what would make people act as a group and go over and try to fuck with somebody else that's-

    24. TP

      Right.

    25. JR

      ... that's in another place? Like-

    26. TP

      Well, people can be-

    27. JR

      ... that is-

    28. TP

      ... people can definitely be rallied-

    29. JR

      Oh, for s-

    30. TP

      ... right? For any cause.

  10. 34:1839:07

    Surveillance tech: China’s face recognition, wearable futures, and privacy creep

    1. TP

      All right. Well, I'm gonna blow your mind with my technology end of this c- conversation, which I just read an article yesterday-

    2. JR

      Hmm.

    3. TP

      ... that in, uh, China, face recognition is the thing that's gonna stop y- your fantasy of everybody just loving each other and going around. In China, their t- with face recognition, they're able to c- uh, recognize and categorize Muslims in the country. There's, like, this one sect of Muslim in China, and they're, uh, with all this face recognition that they're seeing, you know, from your phone, from everything, they're starting to catalog the enemy. And they're, uh, and they're going to be able to... The police are sharing information and hotels and everybody. And they're, all now, through this network, know what type of person just walked into this building and whether they're friendly or they're the enemy. And that thing, that face recognition thing, is pro- could end up splitting us apart even more.

    4. JR

      Hmm.

    5. TP

      Old-timey Tommy with his technological facts.

    6. JR

      Here, China's Big Brother surveillance technology isn't nearly as all-seeing as the government wants you to think.

    7. GU

      This is kind of like, uh, it, they might be able to upgrade it, though. It says it can for more than-

    8. JR

      Oh, well, for sure.

    9. GU

      ... like a hundred-

    10. TP

      Yeah, it's 1.0.

    11. JR

      Dude, do you remember when your phone unlocked with your fingerprint and it blew your motherfucking mind?

    12. TP

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      You're like, "What, bro?"

    14. TP

      It's true.

    15. JR

      "It's my finger."

    16. TP

      (laughs)

    17. GU

      Look at this.

    18. JR

      You could use your pinky. It even works with my pinky.

    19. TP

      (laughs)

    20. JR

      "You gotta get five fingerprints on this motherfucker."

    21. TP

      It, it... I could, like I said, I could do the side of my thumb and it still knows.

    22. JR

      With just, just glasses?

    23. GU

      It's a cop. It's a cop.

    24. JR

      What do you mean?

    25. GU

      It's a cop in China.

    26. TP

      It's a cop with Google Glass.

    27. GU

      Yeah, it's got some sort of-

    28. TP

      Face recognition thing. It's like that Tom Cruise-

    29. GU

      Yeah, that's what it looks like from a movie. I don't know.

    30. TP

      What was that Tom Cruise movie?

  11. 39:0741:20

    Neuralink and brain-tracking VR: who controls the data, and what breaks first

    1. GU

      Dude, I had a question about the... You know neural link might be coming on soon or whatever?

    2. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    3. GU

      I was thinking about, like, if, if it got to the point where, like, say we all got it, and then everyone you knew had it and there's like 1,000 people that have it, wouldn't we, it hit a (clears throat) , like a, a threshold point where you're like, "Uh, not everybody should have this. We're, we're good at this point right here."

    4. JR

      Well, how would you ever deny people something like that though?

    5. GU

      The cost. It might be really expensive to, to have.

    6. JR

      No, but I mean, how would you ever-

    7. GU

      I know, uh-

    8. JR

      You can't deny people that want... Like, say if someone's coming up and they wanna try it and everyone else has it. That would, that would create a giant problem. That'd be like if you said that with cell phones. Too many people have cell phones.

    9. GU

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      We have to stop you. No more buying cell phones.

    11. GU

      I know, that's why I sort of think like that there might become a big problem with that.

    12. JR

      Why?

    13. GU

      Just because-

    14. TP

      What is neural link?

    15. GU

      I don't know.

    16. JR

      But hold on a second, I don't understand-

    17. TP

      I know.

    18. JR

      ... why you think-

    19. GU

      I, I just sort of think that if, uh, in the theory that you're gonna let thousands of people have instant access to the world's knowledge at their finger- (clicking stopwatch) at a, at a thought's, (snaps fingers) like, instant.

    20. TP

      Right.

    21. GU

      Uh-huh. That becomes too powerful in the wrong hands, and the people that might have it first might see the f- the future problems of that. I'm just sort of always wondering. I was thinking way too far.

    22. JR

      Jamie got high and watched Superman.

    23. GU

      So I was like-

    24. TP

      Yeah. (laughs)

    25. GU

      (laughs)

    26. I wasn't very high.

    27. TP

      But-

    28. JR

      That sounds like you got high and watched Superman or something.

    29. TP

      (laughs)

    30. GU

      So I guess the answer you say is like, "No, that probably won't be a problem," or?

  12. 41:2049:05

    College as a debt trap: admin bloat, loan incentives, and trade-school alternatives

    1. TP

      I'm going on some college tours already.

    2. JR

      Jesus Christ.

    3. TP

      Yeah. (inhales deeply) Oh my God, it really makes you think. I'm like, "Well, i- do they really need this?" (laughs) This is expensive.

    4. JR

      Oh yeah, man.

    5. TP

      Do they really need a degree in all of this? (clicks tongue) I don't know.

    6. JR

      It's a weird business, man. I don't-

    7. TP

      It's a total weird business.

    8. JR

      I don't know why it costs so much.

    9. TP

      I'll tell you why.

    10. JR

      Why?

    11. TP

      Because the administrators are all making bank.

    12. JR

      Is that what it is?

    13. TP

      Yeah. It's all the money that goes-

    14. JR

      Well, you, you're going through that right now, so tell me what's going on. Yeah. So all these kids' generations are in debt because they have to take these student loans- Yes.

    15. TP

      ... because college is more expensive than ever before. Well, i- it's, it hasn't changed running the university, the em- the teachers what... It's the administration of these giant, um, universities are making so much money. They're making millions and they keep cranking it out and they kee- keep needing to up the, up the rate, and then they make money accessible for the students through loans, and then they keep feeding themselves. It's horrible. It's a horrible, corrupt system.

    16. JR

      And it's, um, it's also subsidized, right?

    17. TP

      Well, the government will subsidize some of it, yeah.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. TP

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      How much does the government subsidize private education?

    21. TP

      Private education?

    22. GU

      It's different.

    23. TP

      I d- I don't think any.

    24. GU

      Just public?

    25. TP

      Yeah.

    26. GU

      Everyone, like you get a FASFA loan though.

    27. JR

      (clears throat)

    28. TP

      Yeah. It's so expensive. I mean, you know-

    29. JR

      It's w- isn't that weird too? There's like state schools, private schools.

    30. TP

      Yes.

  13. 49:0553:30

    Campus ideology and activism: social incentives, indoctrination claims, and ‘us vs. them’ politics

    1. TP

      (inhales deeply) Should it be a requirement that they know what they wanna do before they go into college?

    2. JR

      No. But, see, what college should be is education. What it really seems to be more is, like, prepping you for the job force.

    3. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    4. JR

      You know? I mean, there's education, uh, as well, but it's prepping you for the job force. And (clears throat) nowadays, (inhales deeply) at least in a certain segment of the population, you're, you're getting these colleges that are also, like, socially indoctrinating kids on socialist ideas and a lot of ideas that, (smacks lips) you know, just are contrary to what probably their parents taught them.

    5. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    6. JR

      And so then, there's this internal dispute, and who's right and who's wrong, and do I rebel against my parents, and-

    7. TP

      Yeah. (laughs)

    8. JR

      ... go full social justice warrior. And do I-

    9. TP

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      You know?

    11. TP

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      Do I join the Young Republicans on campus? And, you know, kids are just trying to find who they are.

    13. TP

      Yeah. There's definitely ... When you walk onto these campuses, even just to tour them-

    14. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    15. TP

      ... which I never did when I was ... I just, you know, picked one out and went. But you go and y- it, the, the personality of each university is so dominant, as soon as you walk onto the campus.

    16. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    17. TP

      I went to some small, uh, really left liberal arts schools, and you just feel ... Like, the posters and everything-

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. TP

      ... you're just like, "As a, as a white male, you're not welcome (laughs) here at all." And then you go to some other places, and it's just kind of free-flowing, and everybody's just ... It's into this ... They're just all about the football team.

    20. JR

      Have you ever seen a poster that says, "As a white male, you're not welcome here"?

    21. TP

      (clicks tongue) Yeah.

    22. JR

      Where?

    23. TP

      In my daughter's room.

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. TP

      (laughs)

    26. JR

      That's hilarious.

    27. TP

      No, but you know, you get ... Like, it's, like, very, very progressive and very-

    28. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    29. TP

      You know, every, everything is, uh, an issue. And, you know, that's w- where you develop those idea.

    30. JR

      Right.

  14. 53:3058:59

    Tiger Woods’ comeback, golf culture, and the fantasy of a disruptive new superstar

    1. TP

      Yeah, it really is that. Hey, did you see Tiger yesterday?

    2. JR

      Dude, I was watching it while we were in Georgia. We were in Georgia for the UFC-

    3. TP

      Right.

    4. JR

      ... and, uh, I had a comedy show out there. And we were ... me and, um, Santino-

    5. TP

      Oh, nice.

    6. JR

      ... were watching it on the screen.

    7. TP

      Ah.

    8. JR

      And-

    9. TP

      On Saturday or yesterday?

    10. JR

      We watched it Friday ... Or was it Friday or Saturday? Saturday. Saturday.

    11. TP

      It was Friday, Saturday, and then he won yesterday.

    12. JR

      Well, whatever days it was.

    13. TP

      Right.

    14. JR

      And I think we watched it two days in a row.

    15. TP

      Yes.

    16. JR

      I think I was in the gym every day we were there. But then, I got home and I saw it on my phone. I was like, "Holy shit." Like, I don't even give a fuck about golf-

    17. TP

      I know.

    18. JR

      ... and I'm, I'm happy.

    19. TP

      It was powerful.

    20. JR

      The guy made a comeback.

    21. TP

      A, a huge comeback. It-

    22. JR

      Look at that. I mean, that's-

    23. TP

      Amazing.

    24. JR

      ... crazy.

    25. TP

      11 years later. Oh my God.

    26. JR

      I love those ... And so many-

    27. TP

      So great.

    28. JR

      Somebody put on Instagram one of my quotes-

    29. TP

      Oh, yeah.

    30. JR

      ... that I, uh, attached to that. It was pretty cool. That I love a guy get ... Like, I love ... What did I say? "I love a success story, but even more than that, I love a guy fucks his life up and then gets it back together again" story.

  15. 58:591:08:26

    Tradition, fringe jackets, and why some styles only work if you’re Hendrix

    1. JR

      You know, Scotland's a weird place. Like you have to dress a certain way when you hunt there.

    2. TP

      Uh-huh.

    3. JR

      Or at least they have a certain way they dress, like a traditional way.

    4. TP

      I like that.

    5. JR

      But it's not like... They don't wear camo.

    6. TP

      It's like an outfit.

    7. JR

      Yeah, it's like an outfit.

    8. TP

      Like what do they wear?

    9. JR

      They wear like clothes.

    10. TP

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      Like-

    12. TP

      Weird.

    13. JR

      ... old-timey clothes.

    14. TP

      I like that.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. TP

      I like tradition.

    17. JR

      Um, yeah, I know you did. That's why I brought it up.

    18. TP

      (laughs)

    19. JR

      Bourdain went, um, hunting in Scotland for his-

    20. TP

      Uh-huh.

    21. JR

      ... television show.

    22. TP

      Right.

    23. JR

      And he had to wear some crazy ass outfit.

    24. TP

      Right.

    25. JR

      Y- you get suited for this outfit, this traditional hunting outfit.

    26. TP

      It's pretty cool.

    27. JR

      Yeah. A lot of those... But it's, it's, it's r-

    28. TP

      It's tradition, it's like-

    29. JR

      I think a lot of those places like Scotland, too-

    30. TP

      Mm-hmm.

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