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Joe Rogan Experience #1281 - Tom Papa

Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, writer and television/radio host. His podcast “Come To Papa” is available through All Things Comedy on iTunes.

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Apr 15, 20192h 31mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (humming) Four, three, two,…

    1. JR

      (humming) Four, three, two, one. Da-dum, da-dum. And we're live. Tom Papa.

    2. TP

      Joe Rogan.

    3. JR

      Good to see you, buddy.

    4. TP

      Good to see you.

    5. JR

      What's crackalackin'?

    6. TP

      I know, not too much. Cruising around.

    7. JR

      We were talking about old bodies falling apart.

    8. TP

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      I got a stem cell shot in my, uh, shoulder that's, uh, killing me right now.

    10. TP

      Yeah, I can tell. You're in pain.

    11. JR

      Whoo. Yeah.

    12. TP

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      Just-

    14. TP

      One shot? Just ... (shooting sound)

    15. JR

      Well, I got, uh, several in both shoulders. And this is not like anything, like, that's like a serious injury-

    16. TP

      Uh-huh.

    17. JR

      ... but it, it ... they've been annoying me lately, so I said, "Fuck it. Let me just go in there." Every time I've done it, it's made them feel better. (laughs)

    18. TP

      Right. How often do you have to go?

    19. JR

      I've been doing it, like, once every six months.

    20. TP

      Right.

    21. JR

      Yeah. That's what I have been doing.

    22. TP

      And then it kinda s- ... is okay for a while, and then-

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. TP

      Right.

    25. JR

      And once every six months seems to keep me in ... But it's expensive, you know. It's not free, right?

    26. TP

      So is it not c- ... Is it not curing whatever it, it says to me?

    27. JR

      It's, it's healing it, but then I'm being a moron-

    28. TP

      It is ... Right.

    29. JR

      ... and, and going back to working out hard.

    30. TP

      Right. (laughs)

  2. 15:0030:00

    Mm-hmm. …

    1. JR

      with things they shouldn't be able to get away with. Like what's happening right now with Julian Assange.

    2. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      Well, Julian Assange, in anybody's estimation, if you look at what he did, he distributed information that was extremely interesting to most people in the world that didn't know about it.

    4. TP

      Right.

    5. JR

      Exposed a lot of scary shit.

    6. TP

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      He exposed a lot of corruption, exposed a lot of, um... I mean, what, what corruption did it expose? I know it exposed... Th- there was that, um...

    8. TP

      Was it the-

    9. JR

      ... collateral murder video. That was the f- one of the first ones-

    10. TP

      Uh-huh.

    11. JR

      ... where they showed them shooting. They shot at, um, these guys who they thought were soldiers and they were, they were reporters.

    12. TP

      Uh-huh.

    13. JR

      And it was sort of just the way they dealt with it. It was very scary for people watching that someone could just, like, dehumanize, accidentally killing the wrong people.

    14. TP

      Right.

    15. JR

      And make it like-

    16. TP

      That was the military?

    17. JR

      They were making it like, you know, hate, but you kinda have to be in that mindset to be able to gun people down from the sky in the first place.

    18. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    19. JR

      I mean, the whole... Look-

    20. TP

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      ... you gotta put yourself in the perspective of someone who has to do that job.

    22. TP

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      And you take a regular person and then you train them to do that job and then you ask them to go and pull the trigger on people. They, they're gonna develop a coldness to them.

    24. TP

      Well, yeah.

    25. JR

      They kind- they have to, right?

    26. TP

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      But to see it-

    28. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    29. JR

      ... so what Julian Assange did is he showed it to us and then he released all sorts of... I mean, I, I've, I haven't... I'm embarrassed to say that I haven't really studied all the files and what was released and what wasn't. Uh, apparently when-

    30. TP

      I was gonna say, what-

  3. 30:0045:00

    Mm-hmm. …

    1. TP

      I think technology, if you can bring more water to people and there's less suffering, if climate change doesn't (laughs) ruin all of that, I think if you can prop these people up and give all these people-

    2. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    3. TP

      If they can rise, then there's no sense-

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. TP

      I mean, we're at a point now where there's fewer wars than ever before on the planet.

    6. JR

      Sure.

    7. TP

      So we're headed in that direction, so I don't see why not.

    8. JR

      Well, as a thought exercise, let's look at it this way. What makes anybody decide to act as a group? What makes anybody? Like, if, why would we decide to go, uh, if, if-

    9. TP

      Right.

    10. JR

      What negotiations should we be having with someone in Germany? Like, why, why, why are we having a conversation about anything? You live way the fuck over there on the other side of the ocean.

    11. TP

      Uh-huh.

    12. JR

      ... what would make people act as a group and go over and try to fuck with somebody else that's-

    13. TP

      Right.

    14. JR

      ... that's in another place? Like-

    15. TP

      Well, people can be-

    16. JR

      ... that is-

    17. TP

      ... people can definitely be rallied-

    18. JR

      Oh, for s-

    19. TP

      ... right? For any cause.

    20. JR

      Most certainly. But do you think, this is my thought-

    21. TP

      Uh-huh.

    22. JR

      ... that there will come a time where that kind of rallying doesn't work?

    23. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    24. JR

      That people will stop believing... I mean, this is one of those w- very bizarre-

    25. TP

      It's-

    26. JR

      ... ideas, that the systems that we've established for, for human civilizations-

    27. TP

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      ... whether it's countries or cities or, um, uh, c- continents-

    29. TP

      Right.

    30. JR

      ... whatever it is-

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Personal and miscellaneous, 1400…

    1. TP

    2. JR

      Personal and miscellaneous, 1400 bucks. For the year?

    3. GU

      Yeah, right.

    4. JR

      For the year?

    5. GU

      100 bucks a month? Get outta here.

    6. TP

      Yeah, forget it.

    7. JR

      Yeah, that's crazy.

    8. TP

      Forget it.

    9. JR

      That's $25 a week.

    10. GU

      The books are gonna be way more than 100 bucks a month too.

    11. TP

      Right.

    12. GU

      The books are gonna be 1200 a semester probably.

    13. TP

      You should go to state school. You pay a quarter of that, stay in, get your undergrad.

    14. JR

      Well, here's the thing. It's like you could have a, a n- nonsense education like me, where you just read things that you're interested in and then-

    15. TP

      Uh-huh.

    16. JR

      ... you never get like a real base education. Like, I don't have a degree in anything.

    17. TP

      You didn't go to s- college?

    18. JR

      I went to college, but I fucked off. I, I barely-

    19. TP

      Right.

    20. JR

      ... paid attention. I we-

    21. TP

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      I went to UMass Boston, so-

    23. TP

      Oh, yeah. That's where my sister went.

    24. JR

      Yeah. I didn't even take my SATs.

    25. TP

      Oh, really?

    26. JR

      No, there was like a, they had like a continuing education program. You could just sign up and start taking classes there.

    27. TP

      Oh, nice.

    28. JR

      I was-

    29. TP

      Did you go the whole way?

    30. JR

      No. No.

  5. 1:00:001:04:35

    Oh. Oh. …

    1. JR

      like literally.

    2. TP

      Oh. Oh.

    3. JR

      Gentlemanly pursuit, hunting and shooting attire. Wow.

    4. TP

      Wow.

    5. JR

      Look how they dress.

    6. TP

      Does that help you?

    7. JR

      Helps me.

    8. TP

      Be a good hunter?

    9. JR

      'Cause I get to goof on them.

    10. TP

      (laughs) Or does it like... Does that he- Does that get in the way of hunting or does that help hunting?

    11. JR

      That's not helping shit. (laughs)

    12. TP

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      Those boots.

    14. TP

      A tie and a vest.

    15. JR

      Those boots are kinda fresh though. Go back to his boots.

    16. TP

      Yeah, man. That guy looks good.

    17. JR

      Let me see those boots. Can you make them boots larger? Look at those fresh boots.

    18. TP

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      I might rock those.

    20. TP

      Come on.

    21. JR

      I'm gonna start wearing those on stage.

    22. TP

      That... (laughs)

    23. JR

      Would I get in trouble for cultural appropriation for w- wearing someone's stuff if they're white too?

    24. TP

      No.

    25. JR

      How's that work?

    26. TP

      No, they, they... If they're more powerful than you, then you're okay.

    27. JR

      Like how does that work? How does that work?

    28. TP

      You can't take from-

    29. JR

      How much... What percentage of Native American do you have to have in you to wear moccasins?

    30. TP

      Ooh, a lot.

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