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Why “Adam Ruins Everything” Works: Annoying People in the Service of Truth
- NANarrator
(sighs)
Yes, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Is it good?
- NANarrator
Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. Go ahead.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ACAdam Conover
All right.
- NANarrator
Cut all this out, so-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, right, right, right.
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Hello, Adam.
- ACAdam Conover
Hey, thanks for having me, Joe.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hey, thanks for being here, man. I appreciate it.
- ACAdam Conover
Of course.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm a, a giant fan of your show.
- ACAdam Conover
I really appreciate that.
- JRJoe Rogan
I love the fact that it annoys people too.
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ACAdam Conover
It really pisses people off. That's the goal pretty much, you know. I mean, I'm not the kind of person where I'm like, "Ah, if you're pissing people off, you're doing something right." But, eh, there's some truth to that, you know.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's some truth to that. And also, the way you structured the name. I mean, I don't know if you came up with the name of it, but Adam-
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... Ruins Everything.
- ACAdam Conover
I, I think I might have to give that to my, to my, uh, former boss, Sam Reich at CollegeHumor, might've, might've, uh... I think, uh, we, we came up with the, with the name together. He might've been the first person to say it, but, uh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's perfect.
- ACAdam Conover
Thank you. I'm really... Uh, yeah, it like, lets you know, it lets you know that, hey, this is gonna annoy you a little bit. That like-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ACAdam Conover
... I'm gonna be telling you shit that you don't wanna hear that's gonna make everything a little bit worse, you know. But at the end of the day, it makes it better. It's an optimistic show at the end of the day, where-
- JRJoe Rogan
Sure.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah. You, you give them the truth.
- 1:30 – 2:09
Episodes That Triggered Backlash: Formula Feeding and the Breastfeeding Stigma
- ACAdam Conover
People get upset with us for a lot of different reasons. We did one about how, um, uh, breastfeeding isn't, uh, better than formula feeding. It's, uh, you kn-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not?
- ACAdam Conover
Uh, no, they're both... Like, formula feeding is fine, you know. And if... The problem is formula feeding has become astigmati- stigmatized now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
Um, and there's a lot of people who can't breastfeed or who, for medical reasons, you know. Uh, and, uh, uh, the fact is that formi- formula is like a scientifically proven wonderful way to feed a baby. And if, you know, someone's choice or need is to do that, there's no reason to stigmatize it. And we go through all the reasons that, that that's the case. And yeah, people get a little... You know, there's a lot of people who sort of have an ideology about that, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- 2:09 – 7:58
The Trophy Hunting Paradox: Conservation, Money, and Uncomfortable Tradeoffs
- ACAdam Conover
And, uh, don't wanna hear the truth about it. Um, we did one about, uh, trophy hunting, uh, animals, about how... 'Cause people, you know, people get so mad, "Oh, look at this guy shot a lion," right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
And the truth is that, uh, in some countries, not 100% of the time, but in some countries, they are effectively using trophy hunting as a way to, to, uh, protect the animals. Because, you know, they're, that's how they're able to sort of like monetize, you know, in that place, and, uh, you know, get money coming in in order to protect the animals, and they're, they're very specific and strategic about it. And it can be part of a good, you know, sort of animal management, you know, strategy, and it's being used to some success, you know. Um, and yeah, people don't wanna hear that, right? It's still really hard.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, that's, that's a weird one to me, and I hunt.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, that, that, that, that, the whole, the whole lion and elephant thing.
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs) Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, ooh, that's a weird one. That, that-
- ACAdam Conover
Well, well, what they can do is they can say, "Okay, well, we've got these elephants. One of these elephants is an old male that's like killing the other elephants." Right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- ACAdam Conover
And if we organize these hunts where you gotta pay half a million dollars for the right to even go in there, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Does that happen with old male elephants? I know at the... That was the issue with that giraffe, that-
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Remember that woman that had gotten in trouble?
- ACAdam Conover
I actually don't know that specific case.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, there was a, there was a woman who got in trouble because she shot this really beautiful giraffe. It was really dark and unusually colored, and it was dark 'cause it was very old.
- ACAdam Conover
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And the older the giraffe, apparently the males get really dark.
- ACAdam Conover
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was really cool looking. Um, but she shot it, and everybody went crazy on the internet because, you know, she was posing and smiling with this dead giraffe.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But apparently that giraffe had to be killed because it had killed at least two, maybe three young males, and it was no longer of a viable-
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... breeding age. So they, they were in this situation where they didn't have the money to take it and bring it to a zoo somewhere.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And the, they would have gotten money from having this woman come in and shoot it.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So that's what they did.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah, that's sorta, that's sort of the idea, you know. Um, I mean, uh, one of the issues is, if you've got an area where, you know... S-... One of the problems is, you need to have a reason for the people who live in the place to care about the animals.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- 7:58 – 10:50
Viral Controversy: Debunking “Alpha Males” and the Dating Ideology Explosion
- ACAdam Conover
Another one people got really mad about, this is th- weirdly the one we got the biggest reaction to, um, and, uh, to the extent that I'm a little hesitant talking about it, 'cause it always starts a shit storm every time I do.
- JRJoe Rogan
Vaccines?
- ACAdam Conover
Uh, no. Actually, we have not done a whole one on vaccines. Uh, but we really should, 'cause it's coming back.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
I used to think that vaccines was, like, kinda done as a topic, and, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
... we've gone through it. It is really, it is really back, and it is big. Um, but no, we did one on alpha males. We did an episode about dating. And we did one on how the idea of the alpha male doesn't exist in humans. Like, if you talk to any anthropologist, any biologist, any sociologist, right, and be like, "D- are d- are humans organized in a social relationship where there's alphas and betas?" They'll be like, "No, what are you talking about? This is an unscientific idea." Right? And we just did something laying that out in a, in the, in the context of, like, people who are, "Oh, my type is I like alphas," right? "Well, there's no such thing actually, you know, humans are some, you're dominant in some situations, not in others," right? Um, it's an overly simplistic way of looking at human relationships. And I thought that was a pretty simple, straightforward thing. I was like, "This is just a bit of pseudoscience that you hear people tossing out." And people went ballistic on the internet, because people have sort of, like, built a edifice of ideology in their minds about, like, "There's alphas, there's betas, I'm an alpha, this is what an alpha's like, this is what a beta's like."
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
You know? Um, and, uh, a-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, let's take away the words.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're, they're, they're clearly men who are more aggressive and athletic and dominant and more confident, and s- m- and then men who are introverted and shy and more nervous and anxious.
- ACAdam Conover
In-
- JRJoe Rogan
And there's a scale.
- ACAdam Conover
In some, in some situations, you know. Um, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
Social situations.
- ACAdam Conover
E- yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And that's what we're talking about, right?
- ACAdam Conover
In social ... Well, uh, yeah, but your social situation could change based on what situation you're in. You know what I mean? Like-
- JRJoe Rogan
They could, but, uh, like, an athletic, confident male-
- ACAdam Conover
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... is always going to be an athletic, confident male, and an introverted, anxious male who has problems with social anxiety is going to, uh, be the same.
- ACAdam Conover
Uh, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's that, that, that's who that person is.
- ACAdam Conover
Well, I, I don't think so necessarily. Um, but, uh, so when we're talking about alpha, when you're talking about alphas, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
Um, in animals, what is that? It's a social hierarchy, right? Um, when you're t-
- JRJoe Rogan
In animals.
- ACAdam Conover
In, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So let's take away that word. I mean, what y- b- what people are using to describe, when they're saying alphas and betas-
- 10:50 – 17:51
Evolutionary Psychology vs Culture: Attraction, Body Ideals, and ‘Common Sense’ Explanations
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not scientific, but it is true that women are hardwired to be attracted to confident, athletic men.
- ACAdam Conover
I don't, uh, uh, uh, well, I don't know if I agree with that. Um, but, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You don't think that women look at, like, pro athletes and, like, big, strong, athletic men, and you don't think they're drawn to that for evolutionary reasons?
- ACAdam Conover
I d- no, I don't, actually. I, I think that p-
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay. Do you think that men are drawn to women with small waists and big hips and large breasts for evolutionary reasons?
- ACAdam Conover
Mm, (smacks lips) uh, you know, I think that's an easy ... I think what that is is that's an easy intuition to come to if you're, like, looking at the way people behave, right? But one of the things about evolutionary psychology is it's the most common mistake, to look at the way that people do behave and say, "The reason why beha- we behave that way is because evolution says that's the best way."
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
Right? That's their argument. For instance, I'll give you an example. That's the argument that was ... Arguments like y- like that were used, for instance, to justify slavery, right? That, like, "Oh, because, you know, m- uh, whites and blacks have this hierarchical relationship in American society, that's the way it was intended. That's how nature intended it to be," right? But, um, we can't-
- JRJoe Rogan
B- but, but, but wait, but, but that's a giant leap though.
- ACAdam Conover
... we can't, we can't make that a leap.
- JRJoe Rogan
We're just talking about, like, the shapes of bodies.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, men universally are attracted to a certain shape of bodies. There's men that are attracted to different ones and do- they, they're-
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah, I, I don't-
- JRJoe Rogan
Men vary.
- ACAdam Conover
... think men are universally attracted to the same body.
- JRJoe Rogan
People vary, but that hourglass shape has been, throughout time, something that men are attracted to.
- ACAdam Conover
I think that hourglass shape is something, throughout our recent cultural memory-... that we tell each other that men are attracted to, right? That's when, th- that's when we're, that's what we're told from an early age to, uh, this, that, this is the sort of women that men are attracted to. And so a lot of men end up adopting that, right? But I don't think that deep down that's how men naturally are, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah. I read this gr-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it's so, that, but that, that doesn't make any sense to me. That's so non-intuitive, 'cause-
- ACAdam Conover
But, well, I'm all about things that are non-intuitive.
- JRJoe Rogan
... w- where do you think, but where do you think it started? Where do you think this, this narrative of men being attracted to women with large breasts and a small waist and a big ass, where do you think that started? Because this is, like, evolutionary biology has pretty much settled on the idea that the reason why is, uh, the large hips would indicate that the woman would be easier to, to give birth. Having large breasts and a large ass would indicate that she has, uh, she's, she's fertile and then she has a ample fat storage in the right places-
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... if she's going to be pregnant and carry children. There's all these r- like, evolutionary biology reasons why people are attracted to certain things, and why a woman would be attracted to a tall, muscular, handsome man, good genetics, very strong and confident, can take care of her. All these things are based on evolutionary biology-
- ACAdam Conover
(sighs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... so I don't understand why you think these are learned, sort of cultural artifacts or something.
- ACAdam Conover
So my, my que- my question is, this is an assumption that we, the public, make about how evolutionary biology works, right?
- 17:51 – 21:40
Why Debunking Backfires: Identity-Protective Cognition and Internet Rage
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah. People got upset because there are so many people who... We talked about this later on the show. There's this idea called the backfire effect, right? Where when people are told something that they don't agree with, um, that when they, when they... Someone has told somebody a fact, when somebody is told a fact that contradicts, like, a really deeply held belief, it can often cause them to, uh, disbelieve it even when it's true, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
And fight back, fight back even harder.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
One of the reasons that happens is because of an idea called identity protective cognition. It's, um, if the fact that is being debunked is literally part of your identity, like, if it's something-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
... that you believe really, really deeply, it's incredibly hard for you to disbelieve it, right? The classic example of this is, like, you know, Sean Hannity do- Sean Hannity doesn't believe in climate change, right? Uh, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- ACAdam Conover
Uh, well, you know what? Uh, I actually don't know that specifically what Seany- Sean Hannity thinks about climate change. So let's just say somebody who's made their whole career on climate change doesn't exist, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- ACAdam Conover
All their friends are in the anti-climate change community, right? Uh, they met their wife at an anti-climate change fundraiser. You know what I mean? They make their money, they write a new anti-climate change book every year, right? Now, uh...... climate change is real, right? There's no evidence I could present that person with that is going to make them take the social risk of ending all their relationships, changing their whole life, right? Uh, because if they were to say, "Okay, you know what? Actually I'm convinced. Climate change is real," they would lose all their friends, their wife would leave them, they would lose their revenue stream. They can't possibly come to that conclusion, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- ACAdam Conover
And so they fight back so super hard, right? And so that's what ended up happening with that segment. There's a whole group of people who have built their whole lives on the idea there's alphas and betas, I'm an alpha, I'm not gonna be a beta, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- ACAdam Conover
Um, and so... And, and maybe that meant something positive to them, you know? Maybe they ha- were in a bad place in their life, and through this model of alpha versus beta, they started working out or they started, you know, improving themselves a little bit, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
Um, and maybe they started acting a little bit more confidently, and now they're in a relationship, right? All those things can be true with the idea of alphas and betas and humans not being scientific, right? But so when I tell them that, they fight back really hard. They're like, "No, no, no, no, no. This is, this is real. This is real." You know? And so that video, which again, I had no idea that would be controversial, it got the most re- YouTube response videos.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ACAdam Conover
Got the most, you know-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) .
- ACAdam Conover
... furious, uh, thing, uh, things from it. And the weirdest thing was people started to say, "This is political." Like, "Why is Adam Ruins Everything getting political?"
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
I'm like, "I don't know what the hell they're talking about, but this is-"
- JRJoe Rogan
How is that political?
- ACAdam Conover
I have no idea. I have no idea-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) .
- ACAdam Conover
... how it's political.
- JRJoe Rogan
Alphas and betas are now political?
- ACAdam Conover
I mean, uh, that's what people were saying. I guess, uh, I, I guess, you know-
- JRJoe Rogan
I think-
- 21:40 – 26:42
Men’s Issues Beyond ‘Men’s Rights’: Loneliness, Friendship, and Mental Health
- ACAdam Conover
Well, and the problems that men have are different than the problems those guys think men have, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- ACAdam Conover
Um, so for instance, we did a segment on, uh, stereotype... We did an episode on stereotypes, um, called Adam Ruins A Sitcom, where, uh, we talked about different, you know, we, we talked about stereotypes via, you know, sort of a, a cheesy '80s sitcom that had a lot of stereotypes in it. So you got the stereotypical Black kid, you got the stereotypical Asian kid, you have the ster-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you have a gay neighbor?
- ACAdam Conover
What was that?
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you have a gay neighbor?
- ACAdam Conover
No, we didn't do that. Well, there's only three acts on the show, you know what I mean? I wish we could've done that and, and women and, and all sorts of things. But we, oh, we had a stereotypical dad, you know? Like a Home Improvement type dad, you know? And, uh, what we talked about is like those, uh... There are ways that men are being harmed by the sort of narrow idea of what a man is, you know? Um, for instance, uh, men have a very high, uh, suicide rate, right? Um, and, uh, specifically, uh, loneliness is a health problem for men, for like older men. Like take my dad, right? My dad's, uh, about 65. He doesn't have a friend. You know, I hope he doesn't hear this, but um-
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- ACAdam Conover
... you know? Yeah, like he, he has like work colleagues. He's got my mom, you know, he's got me. He's got... I'm sure he's got people he's friendly with, you know what I mean? But he doesn't have a best friend, you know, who doesn't... who comes over to watch, you know, the Red Sox with him, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
That's terrifying to me.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah. And the thing is, loneliness is associated with early death.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
You know? And with disease.
- JRJoe Rogan
Sure, sure.
- ACAdam Conover
Right? And like when you look at the way that we bring up men, men are socialized to not have close relationships with each other, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
What? Really?
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah. I mean, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
How so?
- ACAdam Conover
Well, like, uh, we talk about, uh, from an early age... We talked about this so briefly on the show, but we could've gone into a whole episode on it. From an early age, uh, uh, researchers have found this, that, uh, little boys when they're very young, uh, are very close with... form very close friendships that are physical friendships. They hug, you know, they'll kiss. They'll, you know, kiss on the cheek. You know what I mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
They'll have physical close friendships like that. And then they reach an age where that starts to become not okay, right? Um, where it becomes, "Oh, that's not how boys act." Right? And girls are still doing that with their friends. They're still holding hands with their friends, you know? They're still, uh, you know, having close relationships like that. And boys start to d- start to build a little bit of dif- distance, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- ACAdam Conover
And, you know, it's easy to say, well, when you're a teenager, that's 'cause the, the stigma against being gay and like we don't wanna appear gay. But it happens even younger than like kids would even have a notion of that, you know? So it really seems to be a deep down way that we bring up boys of like, "Hey, don't get too close to each other." You know what I mean? That's a little weird. It's just a little weird for boys to do that, you know? And we do that, we do that from a young age. It's very subtle. Um, and-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's very subtle, but it's universal?
- ACAdam Conover
Y- I mean, in America it seems to be, um...
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- ACAdam Conover
And, uh, you know, I, I, uh, y- I've even felt that myself. Like, I've often had an easier time having close, close relationships with, uh, women rather than men, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- ACAdam Conover
As friendships. Yeah, as friendships. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Man, I-
- 26:42 – 39:28
‘Man Up’ vs Emotional Vulnerability: Where Toughness Helps and Hurts
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you think we still do that though?
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you think people still put narrow expectations on what man, uh, men should, shouldn't be? Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
I totally, I totally think they do. I think we might be lucky here in LA-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
... you know, because we can sort of like live any way that we choose.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- ACAdam Conover
I mean, you clearly live exactly how you wanna live, which is great, uh, uh, you know, uh, and, and I, I get to as well. Uh, but I think that, uh, you know, we're, we're lucky in that we're so self-actualized, you know what I mean? That, that maybe we face a little bit less pressure than, than, you know, your average joe across the country.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. The, but I don't know of anyone who's putting pressure on men to not be friendly with other men. That seems so ridiculous to me. The, the, to, to d- deny comradery. Obviously in the military it's a huge aspect of military service is the brotherhood-
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that these guys form with each other. And that's about, uh, you know, if you wanna talk about traditional male values, that's about as manly a thing as a person can do, right? Serve their country.
- ACAdam Conover
Very much so. Um, but are like men, for instance, encouraged to, you know, be emotionally vulnerable with, uh, with their friends, for instance? Like I think that's something that's like tougher.
- JRJoe Rogan
Don't do it. They're gonna bring it up when you argue.
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ACAdam Conover
So (laughs) yeah. And so that's, so that's the thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ACAdam Conover
There's a, there's a level of intimacy that we're, that we're like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
And, and that's, sort of intimacy is what leads to long friendships, you know, that-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
... that re- that really, really last, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a balancing act, I think, because I think there's, there is intimacy and then there's also guys who are just being a bitch.
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
And they, they need to learn how to man up. Like-
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... because both, both things are real.
- ACAdam Conover
Well, well, dude-
- JRJoe Rogan
Both things are real. It is real-
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- 39:28 – 44:56
Comedy as a Social Hierarchy: Open Mics, ‘Alt Rooms,’ and Surviving Judgment
- ACAdam Conover
But, y- you know, when I think about in my, you know, when I was getting started in comedy in my, in my 20s, you know, um, the amount of time I spent worrying before I went on stage about how what I was gonna say was gonna come off, it was g- if it was gonna be cool-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
... or if I'd get made fun of by the other guys in my comedy group or by, like, the other people at the open mic, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, really?
- ACAdam Conover
Like, I, I did, I did have that fear.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you grow up at, you used to come up in alt rooms?
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah, y-
- JRJoe Rogan
They're the meanest motherfuckers.
- ACAdam Conover
They sure fucking are.
- JRJoe Rogan
Those super nerds-
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... trying to like, "Oh, super progressive," fucking mean.
- ACAdam Conover
Dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
So goddamn socially-
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... vicious.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh.
- ACAdam Conover
No, t- especially just at the open mics in New York City, you know? It was a real-
- JRJoe Rogan
LA too, same deal.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah, yeah. 'Cause there, there, there's no, like, organization. I didn't, I never set foot in a club 'cause I was like, "I don't wanna deal with anybody at the club thinking, 'Oh, I'm trying to get a spot or whatever.'" I was like, "I'm just doing bar shows, open mics, stuff like that." And yeah, there's no rules, so it's just social enforcement, and it's just people being like, "I'm the big dog," like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
... and people would, like, cross their arms during other people's sets or, like, say shit, and like-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ACAdam Conover
... it really fucking sucked. And the only way I got past it, by the way, was to say, "I don't give a shit about what any of these motherfuckers think."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- ACAdam Conover
You know, and I know, "I'm gonna identify the people who I think are doing good work and who I think are funny, and then hopefully they laugh at me too. I'm gonna focus on that." But-
- JRJoe Rogan
But you should look at the people that are crossing their arms with amusement, 'cause all those people-
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... are fools.
- 44:56 – 51:40
When Comedy Meets Politics: Michelle Wolf, Colbert, and Late-Night as a Promotion Machine
- ACAdam Conover
Um, it was so cool. We met, like ... I was like, my second open mic, and it was like her third open mic. And we saw each other, uh, her and a couple of friends, I was like, "You guys are funny. You're funny." And she was like, "Yeah, we're going to this other mic. You wanna come?" "Yep, let's go." And then I've known her ever since. And then, like, to see her do that white horse cor- White House Correspondents Dinner-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ACAdam Conover
... was like, I just felt all that history all at once. I was like, "This is fucking amazing," you know? I was so-
- JRJoe Rogan
What did you think when the president was tweeting at her? (laughs)
- ACAdam Conover
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I was like, "Damn, she got him on the hook."
- ACAdam Conover
I was like, "This is the best."
- JRJoe Rogan
Look at the wheel.
- ACAdam Conover
That's what a comic's supposed to do, you know? Like, the way-
- JRJoe Rogan
Of course.
- ACAdam Conover
... that she pissed people off, that was such a beautiful, that was such a beautiful moment.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
I loved it. She was so fucking funny and-
- JRJoe Rogan
It was great writing too.
- ACAdam Conover
It was great writ-
- JRJoe Rogan
It was funny shit.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah, she wrote it. A bunch of our friends from those days, Anthony DeVito, Greg Stone, Dan St. Germain, I believe, helped to write jokes. And yeah, they were really funny. And guess what? Like, the crowd didn't want comedy apparently, but they got one of the best comics in the country, you know, who's like on the ... She's in her prime right now, and she fucking tore it up. She did her job better than they wanted, and they got pissed off about it, and it was beautiful.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did they really get pissed off? I think some people did.
- ACAdam Conover
They got so ... You, you ... Uh, did you forget? It was like a three-day news cycle of how much-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but people that-
- ACAdam Conover
... everybody hated her.
- JRJoe Rogan
... were there didn't get pissed off.
- ACAdam Conover
Some of them, they were like tweeting, like Maggie Haberman from The New York Times was tweeting like, "Oh, I feel bad for, you know, S- Sarah, uh, Huckabee," like, for the, for the, you know, light jab that she got about her eye makeup. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) That was so-
- ACAdam Conover
Give me a break.
- JRJoe Rogan
... nothing.
- ACAdam Conover
It was nothing.
- JRJoe Rogan
That was so nothing, and they were talking about, what did they say? She, uh, they, uh, appearance shamed? She appearance shamed her?
- ACAdam Conover
No, she didn't.
- JRJoe Rogan
What was the word they were looking-
- 51:40 – 59:48
The NCAA Money Machine: Paying College Athletes and the Real Cost of Football
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you ever feel c- time constraints, like in terms of like the subject matter?
- ACAdam Conover
Totally.
- JRJoe Rogan
The subject matter's like very, very involved?
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah, I mean, we try to do the most difficult topics we can. You know, we don't hold back from anything. Um, but the only constraint that we have is that the show, we've got 21 minutes, and then in b- we've got commercials, so we can only talk about something for six minutes before we have to move on, right? And so that's the, that's the only limitation that we have. Like the network will let us do anything. We've been on the show for ... We've been on the network for four years. The only time they ever killed a show was we wanted to do something about the NCAA, about how the NCAA shouldn't kill a- shouldn't kill, sorry-
- JRJoe Rogan
Jesus.
- ACAdam Conover
... should allow, how they should pay athletes, right? Well, in the case of football-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
... it is killing them.
- JRJoe Rogan
They should pay athletes. Thank you.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
We, we talk about that all the time.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think it is one of the craziest fucking scams in, in all of money-
- ACAdam Conover
L-
- JRJoe Rogan
... that college sports are-
- ACAdam Conover
It's unbelievable.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're making so much money off those kids.
- ACAdam Conover
When you watch those things, every single person's getting paid.
- JRJoe Rogan
Everyone.
- ACAdam Conover
You know, everybody's getting paid. The guy-
- JRJoe Rogan
Except the best players in the world.
- ACAdam Conover
The guy bringing water to-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
... the s- the announcers are getting paid-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
... except for the players, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's so crazy.
- ACAdam Conover
And the guy who literally ... I'm blanking on his name, but the guy who created the system, right, who like formed the NCAA, later when he left, he compared it to plantation slavery. He was like, "This is like slavery, what I invented." You know? There's no justification for it at all. It is bananas. Uh, we wanted to do that topic for a college episode. We pitched that to TruTV. Uh, you know what airs on TruTV every March? (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
March Madness?
- ACAdam Conover
March Madness.
- 59:48 – 1:04:53
Performance Enhancement and ‘Fairness’: Steroids, Altitude Chambers, and Arbitrary Lines
- ACAdam Conover
Performance enhancing drugs, man, are the craziest... The debate about that, we've never done this on the show 'cause I, I, so I'm not like, um-
- JRJoe Rogan
You should.
- ACAdam Conover
... fu- fully boned up. I would like to. I've thought about it in the past. 'Cause, 'cause the, the divisions, it's like the rest of the drug war, right? The divisions we make between the things that are acceptable and not acceptable are so arbitrary, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- ACAdam Conover
So the example I always use is like, okay, why don't, why don't we like performance enhancing drugs? Not everyone has access to them, so they're unfair, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
They're bad for your health-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
... and we think they're unnatural, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- ACAdam Conover
Okay. So-
- JRJoe Rogan
Cheating too.
- ACAdam Conover
So yeah, their, yeah their-
- JRJoe Rogan
They're cheating.
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah, well that's, those are the reasons-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not just their ente-
- ACAdam Conover
... why we think they're cheating, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. But well it's also like-
- ACAdam Conover
But there's some drugs you can take that aren't cheating, right? Like you could take uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
No, but unfair advantage is the reason-
- ACAdam Conover
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... why it's cheating.
- ACAdam Conover
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's the primary reason.
- ACAdam Conover
So here, so let me give you a counter-example. Um, uh, for runners-
- NANarrator
Mm-hmm.
- ACAdam Conover
... right, uh, for endurance athletes, like ma- I, I, I like running, I'm a shitty runner but I like it, I think it's a fun sport, um, so I follow it a little bit. Uh, so runners, endurance, you know the big thing is like how much your, how much oxygen your blood can hold, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ACAdam Conover
If you train at a high altitude, then you can increase that, right? So there are these runners, the American runners, right? They live at a high altitude, they live super high up, you know, in Colorado or whatever, right? And then when they're not there, they train there all year round, they buy a place there. And then when they're not there, when they're competing somewhere else, they sleep in a chamber that simulates low altitude, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
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