Joe Rogan Experience #1293 - Andrew Santino

Andrew Santino is a stand up comedian and actor. Check out his podcast "Whiskey Ginger" available on Apple Podcasts & YouTube.

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May 9, 20193h 5mWatch on YouTube ↗

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0:02 – 1:30
Pool rivalry: scratches, cue-ball control, and the “measles” controversy
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Boom, and we're live. Cheeto Santino, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you with the hot ones.
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Hello, sir. How are you?
3. JRJoe Rogan
  What's going on, big daddy?
4. ASAndrew Santino
  Good, brother. Just played a little bit of pool and lost a game, and lost, lost one ill, uh, illegitimately.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  You won one illegitimately, you mean?
6. ASAndrew Santino
  Lost... L- you lost one illegitimately. I won one.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Well...
8. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  You know, it was-
10. ASAndrew Santino
  Scratching is not a good way to win.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  It... Uh, we, I scratched the eight ball, ladies and gentlemen. It is, it is the way to win.
12. ASAndrew Santino
  It happens, even to the best.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  But it's, it, it's a real way to win. I'm good. You, uh, you can't... You must control the cue ball.
14. ASAndrew Santino
  I have no, I have no balance over any of that stuff whatsoever. I know there's those little red dots on there.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, those are-
16. ASAndrew Santino
  And it means nothing to me.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Those little red dots are the... They call that the measles cue ball, and that cue ball, they developed for television so that you could watch the ball spin so you know what kinda English the guy puts on the ball.
18. ASAndrew Santino
  That has nothing to do with the person that's shooting whatsoever?
19. JRJoe Rogan
  It does. Yeah, it's... It... The person that, like... For the, for the most... It's a very controversial ball, if you really wanna get into it.
20. ASAndrew Santino
  I do.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Because, uh, it has a different reaction than a red circle cue ball or a red dot cue ball. Those are the preferred cue balls of a lot of players.
22. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  But the measles cue ball's a lit-... It's just maybe the tiniest bit heavier, or, or the surface is different or something.
24. ASAndrew Santino
  But it's still legal.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  The reaction's Yeah.
26. ASAndrew Santino
  Okay.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  But players got... Some players got angry when they came up with it. They didn't like it. They liked the old cue ball. That's how s- precise the reactions are.
28. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  When you get to the very top level of pool players.
1:30 – 3:19
Golf equipment nuance: ball feel, mud balls, and one-length clubs
1. ASAndrew Santino
  Well, it's kinda like golf balls, but people think golf balls don't mean anything to golfers. They do.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, I'm sure.
3. ASAndrew Santino
  The feel is all... So there's a lot of soft, softer golf balls, like a lot of people, like... Titleist makes pro... There's thing called Pro V1s or Pro V1Xs.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
5. ASAndrew Santino
  Hard or softer. The average Joe who's full of shit, who's like, "I like Pro V1X," it doesn't mean anything to him.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
7. ASAndrew Santino
  Some guy that's, like, a 15 or 20 handicap, it means nothing. A guy that's, like, a scratch golfer, like a, like a pro pool player-
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
9. ASAndrew Santino
  ... it makes all the difference.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
11. ASAndrew Santino
  How it comes off the face-
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
13. ASAndrew Santino
  ... how it spins. There's a thing called a mud ball. If it's buried in mud, it cre- it, it reacts differently the moment it comes off the face.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, because it has mud on it. It's got weight on it.
15. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah, but it's just even a little bit, right?
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
17. ASAndrew Santino
  Even the tiniest bit. Yeah.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  That weight.
19. ASAndrew Santino
  Then you hear pros-
20. JRJoe Rogan
  The thing about... That's impressive about golfers too is they play with a bunch of different weights of clubs.
21. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  S-... Like, a pool player basically uses one cue and maybe one cue to break with, and some players even break with their playing cue. But you, you don't have, like, a bunch of different cues for a bunch of different shots usually.
23. ASAndrew Santino
  Right. Well, there's... 'Cause the distances.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, just get used to the feel of one cue.
25. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  So when a player changes cues, like say if you go from a 18-ounce cue to a 21-ounce cue, there's a big difference in the way it hits the ball. It drives through the ball different. You have to make the cue do more of the work-
27. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  ... with a heavy, with a heavy cue.
29. ASAndrew Santino
  Do you think it mentally changes the way you strike it?
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah.
3:19 – 4:03
Sports form vs results: ugly techniques that still win
1. JRJoe Rogan
  I don't know jack shit about golf, but there's guys with weird strokes in pool. There's guys with weird technique in boxing, and it still works, you know?
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  There's people that do shit different.
4. ASAndrew Santino
  There's no wi-... I don't think there's any right way in sports. Uh, some of the ugliest shots in basketball tend to be some of the most fun-
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
6. ASAndrew Santino
  ... to watch, and sometimes they're really good.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
8. ASAndrew Santino
  Like, sometimes... The... Like, the classic Ray Allen basketball stroke is probably the most beautiful jump shot, you know, compared to him and Jordan, but there are guys that have terrible looking shots, but they're fucking phenomenal.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm.
10. ASAndrew Santino
  It's just, it's just consistency and, and their inner balance over, you know, the, the timing that they have and the release that they have. That's just... That's gotta be the same thing in every sport. Pool, same shit.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, for sure. For sure in boxing too.
12. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
4:03 – 14:33
Boxing deep dive: Tommy Hearns, Hagler war, and why it was legendary
1. JRJoe Rogan
  You know, in boxing, it used to be thought that you pretty much, you know... If you went to a, a good trainer, they would teach you to keep your hands up. That was always the way to box. But then you get to a level of, like, a Tommy Hearns. You remember To- the way Tommy Hearns used to fight? He used to keep his left hand low, really low.
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah, down to the side.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  And his right hand cocked-
4. ASAndrew Santino
  Mm-hmm.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  ... and he would snap that left hand at you like a fucking...
6. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Like a cobra, man. Just crack. Motor City Cobra. He would just pop that fucker right in your face. That's why he's, they used to call him that.
8. ASAndrew Santino
  'Cause it was coming out of fucking nowhere.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  The Detroit hit man, Tommy Hearns. He was a bad motherfucker, dude. And then bang! He would hit you with that right hand. And he had so much torque 'cause he was really wide.
10. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  He was really long and wide for a welterweight, man. Like, look at him at 147 pounds. I think he was probably, like, 6'2" and just shredded.
12. ASAndrew Santino
  Get jacked.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  And just cracking people.
14. ASAndrew Santino
  147 at 6'2" is like-
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, yeah. He was the welterweight champ. You ever see what he looked like when he fought Sugar Ray Leonard?
16. ASAndrew Santino
  Uh-uh.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh my God. Yeah, and then he went up to 160 and fought Hagler and got KO'd by Hagler in a crazy slugfest. You never saw that fight?
18. ASAndrew Santino
  Uh-uh.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  (gasps) Pull up Marvin Hagler versus Thomas Hearns. This might've been the great... I think it went two rounds, but it might've been the greatest two rounds in the history of the middleweight division, 'cause these two guys were super skilled. I mean, Marvin Hagler was a brilliant technical boxer, can switch from southpaw to orthodox, like, fluidly.
20. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, you, you didn't even notice the difference. He fought just as good from both sides, and he knocked everybody out, and he had an iron chin. And Tommy Hearns was merking motherfuckers. He murked Roberto Duran with one punch. Just blah-blah!
22. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Faceplanted him.
24. ASAndrew Santino
  One fucking hit?
25. JRJoe Rogan
  One-punch man. He's... He stung him with one shot, and... Let me... Let them see that first. Here's the build-up. The build-up is Tommy Hearns KOs Roberto Duran.... let's watch that first, and then we're gonna go back to Marvin Hagler versus Tommy Ahern, so you get a feel for what it was like. This is the heyday.
26. ASAndrew Santino
  To be able to switch up your stances is so crazy to me, to be able to do that so fluidly.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  That, well, that's one of the b- brilliant things about Hagler. I mean, he was just so good at that. And he could bo- and it's weird for a guy. When you're used to... Like, for- remember the first time I fought a guy who was left-handed, it was super confusing. Everything's coming from the wrong place. Everything was, like, reversed. You gotta get used to it.
28. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  You don't see it as often, right? So if you don't see it as often, sometimes it's more effective. But some guys are really good against southpaw. Some guys have, like, a lightning right hand, and that was one of the speculations about Hagler and Hearns, 'cause Hearns had this lightning right hand, and Hagler oftentimes fought southpaw, and that's the counter for southpaw-
30. ASAndrew Santino
  Ah.
14:33 – 16:34
The end of HBO boxing and the shift to subscriptions/streaming
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Did you, do you know HBO just canceled f- boxing? They don't have boxing anymore?
2. ASAndrew Santino
  At all?
3. JRJoe Rogan
  At all.
4. ASAndrew Santino
  Just pay-per-view now?
5. JRJoe Rogan
  They don't even do pay-per-view. They're out of the boxing business.
6. ASAndrew Santino
  What?
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Isn't that crazy?
8. ASAndrew Santino
  So they'll never edit how great it is.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  There it is right there. You heard him get hit with that right hand.
10. ASAndrew Santino
  Oh, oh, and he's moving.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Boom, right hand. Boom.
12. ASAndrew Santino
  Oh, it's done.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  That's it.
14. ASAndrew Santino
  He knew it.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Damn.
16. ASAndrew Santino
  Damn.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  That's it. Third round.
18. ASAndrew Santino
  Gone.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  I always miss this. I always think it's the second round for some reason. I think we've actually gone over this before.
20. ASAndrew Santino
  But third round.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, man. But they don't have boxing anymore.
22. ASAndrew Santino
  That's-
23. JRJoe Rogan
  HBO s- got out of the boxing business.
24. ASAndrew Santino
  What do you think that's because of? It's not earning enough money anymore?
25. JRJoe Rogan
  I don't know. Uh, it makes me sad though. They had some of the greatest boxing telecasts of all time. And it, I mean, that was what you would do. You'd go, if a big fight was on, Bernard Hopkins was on, m- a lot of the times it was on HBO.
26. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  And if it was on pay-per-view, then you knew it was gonna be on HBO the following week.
28. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  So even if you couldn't afford the pay-per-view-
30. ASAndrew Santino
  You could see it.
16:34 – 20:09
Cutting the cord and the collapse of Blockbuster (and old storefront culture)
1. ASAndrew Santino
  Well, that, that's how, the, the whole idea of like, uh, that's why this, this, pfft, this is funny. I was gonna talk to you about this anyway. I just moved and I canceled my DirecTV. I'm done. I canceled them. I cut the wire and I'm just doing like, uh, Hulu live TV.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Internet?
3. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah. Internet shit.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Wow.
5. ASAndrew Santino
  All the years of hearing people being like, "Cutting the cord, cutting the cord." I'm like, "I don't know, man. I like it." Now, fuck it. I l- I love, I love what I'm doing now, and I gotta tell you, I can get all the shit that I want for cheaper than I had it before. And it's just way more convenient now. I used to be so tethered to being like, "I'll never give up cable." Now I'm like, "Fuck it. I don't want it anymore." I don't, I don't want it. This has been the best version.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  I remember when I was like, "I'll always have a Blockbuster card, always."
7. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs) Yeah, it'll never go away.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  It'll never, it will never end.
9. ASAndrew Santino
  Hollywood Video, dude. I wanna rent.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Imagine, imagine if you put all your money in that, you're like, "I'm telling you, in 20 years-"
11. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  "... this is gonna amount to $15 million."
13. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs) Right. Just wait.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) "I got, I got a fucking plan."
15. ASAndrew Santino
  Do you think people invested in Netflix when it was the DVD subscription service, and that, you know what I mean? Like early on, and now they're still getting the, the revenue dividends of what Netflix is now? I wonder about that.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, yeah. I'm sure you do.
17. ASAndrew Santino
  Like that's gotta be the best money.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
19. ASAndrew Santino
  'Cause it was worth nothing back then.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
21. ASAndrew Santino
  It was just another subscription video service and they had a, there was a ton of them. I mean, Redbox.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  I did my first, I did my first Netflix special in 2005.
23. ASAndrew Santino
  Oh, my God. There's one left? Oh, I think I've seen this.
24. JVJamie Vernon
  It's in Alaska, I think.
25. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah. No, Oregon.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  In Alaska.
27. JVJamie Vernon
  There you go. Yeah, it's in Oregon.
28. ASAndrew Santino
  Oregon.
29. JVJamie Vernon
  (laughs)
30. ASAndrew Santino
  Bend, Oregon.
20:09 – 22:16
Sitcom writing realities and the boom in political comedy
1. ASAndrew Santino
  Right. Well, I mean, first seasons-
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Sometimes that happens.
3. ASAndrew Santino
  ... are always hard, man.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  But, I mean, just writing is hard.
5. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Writing for a sitcom, they-
7. ASAndrew Santino
  So hard.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  They hit ruts sometimes, you know?
9. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah, like, sometimes I'll watch old Seinfelds when they pop on, and some of the episodes are just fucking flawless. They're bangers. Like, ev-
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, yeah.
11. ASAndrew Santino
  ... the B story is just as funny as the A story. And then sometimes you watch a few and you're like, "Uh, yeah, they were like... They had a tough week."
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Dude.
13. ASAndrew Santino
  "Like, you could tell they had a tough go."
14. JRJoe Rogan
  I remember that feeling with news radio. I remember, like, episodes where it's just like, "Ooh, well, we did our best."
15. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
16. JRJoe Rogan
  "You know, it's all there was with that one."
17. ASAndrew Santino
  We'll see what happens.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. I mean, sometimes they just don't... And then you'll have the next one that's just insane. And a lot of times it's, it's like stand up in that sense, that a lot of times it's just, like, the subjects. Like, what are the subjects? Like, what, what juicy topic do you have?
19. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  You know, what, uh, what, what is happening in... Like, you just, you ha- you have to have something that engages people.
21. ASAndrew Santino
  Well-
22. JRJoe Rogan
  And sometimes with sitcoms, it's like, "Fuck, you have to put out 20-something episodes a year?"
23. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh...
25. ASAndrew Santino
  22, 23.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Twent- so write 23 short stories in a year.
27. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
28. JRJoe Rogan
  That's crazy.
29. ASAndrew Santino
  And make them all tie in and have a nice little-
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
22:16 – 26:07
Polarization, Planned Parenthood doxxing, and leaving extremist groups
1. JRJoe Rogan
  I... It's... The whole thing is... Wh- what's, what's uncomfortable is that it's very, there are very little conversations taking place, and a lot of people that are, like, really angry.
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  You know?
4. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  I was watching this guy, some, some representative. I don't even know his name, but he was, uh, offering $100 to name the f- these girls that were in front of a, um...
6. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  ... Planned Parenthood. And, um, he's, like, a grown man and these... They're girls, they're young Christian girls.
8. ASAndrew Santino
  What do you mean? Name them, as in, like, "Go call them out."
9. JRJoe Rogan
  No, like give them names-
10. ASAndrew Santino
  Oh.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  ... so he could shame them publicly.
12. ASAndrew Santino
  Cool. Very smart.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  And yeah, it's this guy's name. And, but he's offering on this video $100, like, but this is where people have gotten to, where they think that that's okay.
14. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  That, like, these people... You have t- Like, ju- I know you're there to support a woman's right to choose, but you have to understand that these people think that this is a place where they kill babies.
16. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Right? This is what they think. Whether... Regardless of what you think-
18. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  ... this is why they're there. They're not there because they're evil.
20. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  And I know that this would put unwanted pressure on a girl who's going there for an abortion. I get it. I get the whole thing.
22. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  I get it from your side, and I see where they're coming from too. And although I fully support a woman's right to choose, you, you can't...... wanna dox people that think they're saving babies-
24. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  ... or talking someone into having a child that n-, and that child they think will become the kind of relationship with that child and that mother, become like their mother and them, or like the ideal version of them.
26. ASAndrew Santino
  Sure. I mean, look-
27. JRJoe Rogan
  That's what they're, they're not doing it because they're bad people.
28. ASAndrew Santino
  Right. Like, there are some groups that do it just because they're pieces of shit, like the Westboro Baptist Church.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Sure.
30. ASAndrew Santino
  Like, they do things because they're bad people. Like, all they wanna do is go protest a soldier's funeral.
26:07 – 32:11
Abortion, contraception side effects, and men’s responsibility
1. ASAndrew Santino
  So it is hard to break away from those things, even though, like when you just said, the whole like, w- a woman's right to choose, right? Like, I grew up in the Midwest, I grew up Catholic. This is how I am. Most of my family is for so, in so many words, against abortion.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
3. ASAndrew Santino
  Uh, but I don't think these things are mutually exclusive, that you can be against abortion and against women's right to choose. You can say that you don't like abortion, but also say, "I'm not gonna control what you do with your body." It's kinda how I feel. I don't love the idea of abortion. I'm being honest. I j- I just don't love it. But I do think I'm not gonna stand here and tell people what to do. But I should be able to still say, "I don't like it. I don't think it's, I don't think it's a healthy thing to do. I don't really enjoy, I don't enjoy like the spreading of it being kinda this not a big deal thing." But I do think people can do whatever they fucking wanna do. But I'm also allowed to go, "Ugh, I don't, I don't, I don't love the idea. Like, I don't like it," uh, just-
4. JRJoe Rogan
  As an option.
5. ASAndrew Santino
  I just don't love it. I don't love it.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Birth control is obviously the best method, right?
7. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah, of course.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  But women, when they-
9. ASAndrew Santino
  And I think women should be more aware.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  But women, when they take birth control, man, they have to... I'm not s- uh, not advocating for abortion as a method of birth control.
11. ASAndrew Santino
  Ugh.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  But what I'm saying is when women take birth control pills, that shit fucks with them.
13. ASAndrew Santino
  Yes.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  It fucks with their hormones.
15. ASAndrew Santino
  It's not a good thing.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  It's not good.
17. ASAndrew Santino
  And that I know.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  And, and when they do it and they also smoke, it can cause like real complications.
19. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  It can, uh, there's a lot, uh, it means there's a lot of women have really bad reactions to the pill.
21. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Changes your behavior.
23. ASAndrew Santino
  Suicidal tendencies. I, I've heard a lot of like really bad stories. Now, I- I'm also saying if we wanna look at it from a different perspective, men should also take way more fucking responsibility then. Like, this is the other side is this, this argument tends to land on women a lot where it's like-
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
25. ASAndrew Santino
  ... "You don't tell me how to fucking ... You don't tell a woman what to do with her body." It's like, "Okay, that's fine. I'm just saying how I don't like it." Also, I don't like guys nutting in women and fucking ghosting and not wanting to raise a child, right? So I think the other side of it is two parties here should be responsible. Men should take some fucking responsibility over stop cumming inside of these fucking people-
26. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
27. ASAndrew Santino
  ... if you're not ready to have kids (laughs) . I'm just-
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Ugh.
29. ASAndrew Santino
  ... being real. It's like either wear a condom-
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Of course.
32:11 – 38:37
Ghost shows, ‘orbs,’ and debunking with camera physics (backscatter)
1. ASAndrew Santino
  Have you ever watched the show Ghost Hunters? Do you know who... Or Ghost Adventures?
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, my God, yes.
3. ASAndrew Santino
  Do you know this guy?
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Which guy?
5. ASAndrew Santino
  Dude.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Zack Baggins?
7. ASAndrew Santino
  Zack Baggins. (laughs)
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
9. ASAndrew Santino
  Do you know this guy?
10. JRJoe Rogan
  I do not know him personally.
11. ASAndrew Santino
  Oh, man. He makes me laugh so fucking hard because they've done like nine seasons now. I don't even know how many of them they've done.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Have they found any ghosts?
13. ASAndrew Santino
  Come on, man.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
15. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
16. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
17. ASAndrew Santino
  They have all this great technology now that's improved.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Do you think that he believes in ghosts?
19. ASAndrew Santino
  Here's the best part.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Okay.
21. ASAndrew Santino
  He's all in, right?
22. JRJoe Rogan
  All in.
23. ASAndrew Santino
  Which I love anybody that's all in, whatever they're doing.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  You kinda have to be if you're the host of-
25. ASAndrew Santino
  Okay, he's all in.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  ... Ghost Adventures.
27. ASAndrew Santino
  But also now, he's super self-aware-
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Ooh.
29. ASAndrew Santino
  ... that, of their popularity and of his characte- caricature of himself.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh.
38:37 – 43:41
North Sentinel Island, Amazon lost cities, and ancient psychoactive use
1. ASAndrew Santino
  Hey, wait, that's, this re-... This reminds me of, you tell, when you talk about that island, that private island, you know-
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
3. ASAndrew Santino
  ... Sentinel I- Sen- Sentinel Island?
4. JRJoe Rogan
  North Sentinel Island.
5. ASAndrew Santino
  North Sentinel Island?
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
7. ASAndrew Santino
  Planes still fly over that or no? Are they not allowed to fly over that-
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Well-
9. ASAndrew Santino
  ... as a restricted airspace?
10. JRJoe Rogan
  I don't think it's restricted. No. But you can't land there and you can't circle.
11. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  You can't visit.
13. ASAndrew Santino
  India owns it, right? Doesn't the c-... Doesn't India control it?
14. JRJoe Rogan
  I believe so.
15. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah. And it's, like, 10-mile radius.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
17. ASAndrew Santino
  I saw a thing online that said a boat crashed there and you could still see on Google Images the remnants of the boat.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, they came for the people in the boat, too, and the helicopters got them off the boat right as the people were, like, pulling up in-
19. ASAndrew Santino
  Oh, so they lived?
20. JRJoe Rogan
  ... rafts and shit. Yeah.
21. ASAndrew Santino
  Fuck.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. They, they lived, but those, the villagers were coming for them.
23. ASAndrew Santino
  Wow.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
25. ASAndrew Santino
  Can you imagine stumbling across a village?
26. JRJoe Rogan
  They've been, they've been fucked with sometime in the past, you know, that, uh, Commander Maurice Vidal Portman, that guy.
27. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah. Yeah.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Shout out to, uh, Respectable Law on, uh, Twitter. He has a, uh, a giant thread about it. It may be pinned on the top of his Twitter page, but explaining, uh, like, one of the reasons why those people are so hostile.
29. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  And it has to do with this British explorer who was really kinky and, uh-
43:41 – 53:37
Vengeance instincts: road rage, grudges, and chimp brutality
1. JVJamie Vernon
  They're still gonna fuck you up. Yeah. Well, human beings are, well, I think humans and chimps too, they, they want retribution. Yeah. They want revenge. We love vengeance, man. Yeah. That's like our favorite thing in the world. Yep. A guy almost fucking hit me four times today. I wish I got his license plate to call him out on here. Pfft, cunt. And he was cutting me off and he kept trying to hi- like hit my car after I w- Why? He cut me off in a big, like, F-350 truck and then I gave him one of these fucking honk. Like, dude. I mean, just miss my car. You know? Then I move on. Well, he pulls over next to me, gives me the finger, and then tries to, like, pull in my fucking lane like as if he's gonna hit my car. Dude.
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Out of his m- I was like... This guy (laughs) . He just knows-
3. JVJamie Vernon
  It's-
4. ASAndrew Santino
  He just knows his car hits my car, his car has barely any damage on it. He knows a big F-350 tru- his tire is the size of my fucking car.
5. JVJamie Vernon
  What a dick. He was a dick. But he wanted shit. So it's like now, vindictively, I hope I see him again. (laughs) Like now I just wanna fucking see him again somewhere in th- (laughs) in the city just to, just this guy, I wanna have that moment with him again, see him outside of his fucking big truck. That's funny.
6. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah. We love, we like... I, I, I don't hold grudges. Like, Bobby Lee and I were talking about it. Bobby holds the biggest grudges on earth. He has some of the worst. I mean, he has like 20-year grudges.
7. JVJamie Vernon
  Really?
8. ASAndrew Santino
  Oh my God. Yeah.
9. JVJamie Vernon
  Bobby Lee?
10. ASAndrew Santino
  Bobby Lee. Ask him about it. He genuinely... When someone does the wrong thing to him, like, I'm not talking, like, makes a bad mista- when someone f- does something where you're like, "That's fucked up. That can fuck up a friendship," he will hold that against you for the rest of time. That's it. That's it. Where some people would go, "Whatever, man. I forgive you. Shit happens."
11. JVJamie Vernon
  Hmm.
12. ASAndrew Santino
  Nah. He's f- he holds a fucking grudge, dude. Bad. (laughs) That little tiny ball, rice ball has a lot of fucking vengeance inside of him, dude.
13. JVJamie Vernon
  (laughs)
14. ASAndrew Santino
  He's my little dumpling.
15. JVJamie Vernon
  How dare you?
16. ASAndrew Santino
  No, I'm, I'm allowed to say that, man. I'm allowed to say that because I, uh, because I used to own Bobby. I used to bu- I bought him for a month.
17. JVJamie Vernon
  How much did it cost?
18. ASAndrew Santino
  65 grand.
19. JVJamie Vernon
  That's a lot.
20. ASAndrew Santino
  Mm-hmm.
21. JVJamie Vernon
  Could you do anything? I mean, would you have to feed him?
22. ASAndrew Santino
  He doesn't really require that much food.
23. JVJamie Vernon
  Then when does he get to own you? That's part of the deal, right? He owns you for a month now? Ten years later. Yeah.
24. ASAndrew Santino
  Ten years later, he owns you for a whole month. He holds me for a month. Yeah.
25. JVJamie Vernon
  But then he's gonna be stewing on it for ten years. So by the time-
26. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah. Yes. (laughs)
27. JVJamie Vernon
  Imagine if people really did do that. They just decide, "Okay. I'll, you can own me for one month."
28. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
29. JVJamie Vernon
  "And I'll do whatever the fuck you want, but then I own you for one month ten years from now."
30. ASAndrew Santino
  That's a great movie, by the way.
53:37 – 1:02:33
Costa Rica animals: coatimundis, resort monkeys, and “don’t feed them” ethics
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Did I tell you when we were in Costa Rica?
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Mm-mm.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  And, uh, there's ch- ... There's monkeys everywhere there.
4. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  It's crazy. Cool, cool-ass monkeys, but they're a little sketchy.
6. ASAndrew Santino
  I know, I got married down there.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  And ... Oh, you did?
8. ASAndrew Santino
  In Costa Rica, yeah.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
10. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah, they're out- they're out of their fucking mind.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  We were hanging out with them, and, uh, there's a thing called a coatimunda. You know what that is?
12. ASAndrew Santino
  No.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  They look like a, like a raccoon-monkey thing. It's a weird creature.
14. ASAndrew Santino
  A runkey.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  And, uh-... they would come out, we were staying at this resort and they would just come right down the, the pathway to where your, uh, your door to your room was-
16. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
17. JRJoe Rogan
  ... and they'd just hang out with you, like these coatimundis, just hanging out. You could feed them grapes and shit. They would take them right out of your hands.
18. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  But, like, no danger at all. They were, like, super chill and friendly. So we gave this coatimundi some grapes and then he laid down and took a nap under my chair.
20. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, just took a fucking nap.
22. ASAndrew Santino
  It's like a dog.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  It was like a dog.
24. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah, yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  But, like, the most chill dog of all time.
26. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
27. JRJoe Rogan
  I'm like, "Goddamn, these things are cool."
28. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, we were just sitting there at just... I go, "Go ahead, buddy, take a s- take a nap. You're safe here." I gave him some grapes and shit.
30. ASAndrew Santino
  That's why people wanna, want chimps at their house. People love the idea of, of having them.