Joe Rogan Experience #1308 - Eddie Bravo

1. 0:00 – 1:32

   Catching up: lifting, rolling, and the absurdity of hobbit feet

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      AJ Braud. (laughs) You are watched.

   2. EBEddie Bravo0:02

      My brother, good to see you as always.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      (laughs) Always good to see you, man.

   4. EBEddie Bravo0:05

      And thanks for jumping in this, uh, short notice. For the folks who don't know, I was supposed to have Kevin Leon today, but Kevin and I, we fucked up. It was partially my fuck up, partially his fuck up. But he'll be on, on Wednesday.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      Yeah. AJ Braud was in the neighborhood getting pumped, my friend.

   6. EBEddie Bravo0:19

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Getting, getting solid. You've been lifting the weights. How, how steady are you lifting now?

   8. EBEddie Bravo0:25

      Uh, I try to get three days a week, but shit gets crazy sometimes and I can only get two.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:33

      Dude, if I stop for just a couple weeks, I start, at 51, you start getting so weak, even on TRT. Y- Everything just starts slipping. Your body's like, "No, we don't need to be lifting heavy shit."

   10. EBEddie Bravo0:43

       Dude, I'm sore as fuck.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       I'm sure.

   12. EBEddie Bravo0:45

       I've been, I've been rolling with little people the last few months.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Like, what kind of little people?

   14. EBEddie Bravo0:50

       Uh-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       Hobbits?

   16. EBEddie Bravo0:51

       (laughs) I wish. Shit-

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       Shit.

   18. EBEddie Bravo0:53

       ... I'd fuck them up.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       Do you think so?

   20. EBEddie Bravo0:55

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       I think hobbits would be extraordinarily strong with hairy feet.

   22. EBEddie Bravo0:58

       They're Footlocker.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       There's probably a lot of, like, some kinda... No, man, I bet their feet are fucking so strong, you could never Footlocker a hobbit.

   24. EBEddie Bravo1:03

       Dude, have you seen the size of their heels? Come on, man.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       They have giant heels, but I bet their ligaments and shit are different. I bet...

   26. EBEddie Bravo1:10

       Inside, you don't know, I'll fuck them up.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       It's, yeah, you know, that's weird because they're all, they're all baref- This is weird about the hobbits, right? They're barefoot, they got furry ass feet, they have giant feet because, you know, obviously they had to wear those, those feet over the shoes. But even in the books, didn't did the, didn't it, did they said they had big, hairy feet-

   28. EBEddie Bravo1:27

       Dude, look at those feet.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:27

       ... even in the books. Yeah, the hobbit's feet, bro.

   30. EBEddie Bravo1:29

       I'd toe hold the shit out of that. I have an easy toe hold right there.

2. 1:32 – 3:35

   Foot health rabbit hole: bunions, toe spreaders, and barefoot running claims

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:32

      Maybe. Maybe. My thinking is, if their feet are that hairy, they got... Oh, Jesus Christ, what happened to that lady? Don't do this to me, Jamie. This is a podcast. We can't be doing-

   2. EBEddie Bravo1:40

      Is that a person?

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:41

      That's gout.

   4. JVJamie Vernon1:42

      Oh, damn. Through fucking-

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:42

      Someone's got-

   6. JVJamie Vernon1:43

      It looks like-

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:44

      ... gout inflammate... No, man, that's real. Did you think that was a hobbit picture?

   8. JVJamie Vernon1:47

      Yeah, you did. (laughs) Oh, that's hilarious.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:50

      It's all hobbit feet. Oh my God, Google Image got you again.

   10. EBEddie Bravo1:52

       Isn't that elephantitis?

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:52

       That's an algorithm. That's the Russians. They're trying to fuck with the show. No, what that is is bunions, first of all. That's a painful thing that happens to your big toe. Some of it's genetic and some of it is putting your toes into pointed shoes for, like, long periods of time. Like people who have to go to work, like ladies particular, they wear, like, super uncomfortable shoes that smush their toes up like that. Your toes aren't supposed to be like that.

   12. EBEddie Bravo2:15

       I've seen this thing on Instagram where they could fix that now-

   13. JRJoe Rogan2:18

       Yeah, they can f-

   14. EBEddie Bravo2:18

       ... with, like, rubber bands.

   15. JRJoe Rogan2:19

       Yes. Well-

   16. EBEddie Bravo2:20

       You think that's real?

   17. JRJoe Rogan2:21

       ... I think, well, they, they have yoga toes, there's some shit that you use that you can, you shove your feet in between these, like, styrofoam things and it stretches 'em out.

   18. EBEddie Bravo2:28

       Yeah. Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan2:28

       Apparently that's supposed to be good for them. Um, Vibram shoes is good. Like those-

   20. EBEddie Bravo2:33

       They still make those?

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:34

       I run in those, son.

   22. EBEddie Bravo2:35

       Didn't they get sued or something?

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:37

       They did get sued.

   24. EBEddie Bravo2:37

       Propaganda?

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:38

       By a bunch of pussies.

   26. EBEddie Bravo2:39

       Really?

   27. JRJoe Rogan2:40

       Yeah, a bunch of P, "I hurt my foot."

   28. EBEddie Bravo2:41

       Hey, I used to, you know, I used to wear them too.

   29. JRJoe Rogan2:43

       Yeah, look, man, they're, they're harder to run in. No bullshit.

   30. EBEddie Bravo2:46

       They feel good though. I like them.
3. 3:35 – 12:41

   Andy Ruiz shocks the world: heavyweight boxing, body types, and ‘bringing back guts’

   1. JRJoe Rogan3:35

      Like, they have insane endurance and they live up in that mountain and they just run around. Oh, speaking of Mexicans, one of the main reasons you're here, I wanna talk to you is because you're my favorite Mexican, and now we have a Mexican American heavyweight champion of the motherfucking world.

   2. EBEddie Bravo3:49

      That's crazy.

   3. JRJoe Rogan3:50

      How crazy is that?

   4. EBEddie Bravo3:51

      That's insane. I can't believe it.

   5. JRJoe Rogan3:52

      Viva la Mexico.

   6. EBEddie Bravo3:53

      Yeah. Jesus Christ.

   7. JRJoe Rogan3:55

      (laughs)

   8. EBEddie Bravo3:55

      I didn't know Mexico had a heavyweight boxer.

   9. JRJoe Rogan3:57

      Oh my God, Andy Ruiz is the shit.

   10. EBEddie Bravo3:59

       He is.

   11. JRJoe Rogan4:00

       He is the shit. He's what America needs right now with all this border wall crisis shit.

   12. EBEddie Bravo4:03

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan4:03

       A heavyweight champion that's Mexican?

   14. EBEddie Bravo4:05

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan4:05

       Come on, son. And one that's fucking good and one that has a big belly and he knocks out a dude who looks like he's chiseled out of granite. I mean, no one has ever had a better body than Anthony Joshua. You've only had a different body. No one's had a better body. He's like... What is he, like, 6'7" or some shit like that?

   16. EBEddie Bravo4:24

       Can I see him? I don't even know that guy.

   17. JRJoe Rogan4:26

       Oh my God, dude. Anthony Joshua is the, one of the best built heavyweight boxers of all time.

   18. EBEddie Bravo4:30

       And he's legit? He was the champ and all that?

   19. JRJoe Rogan4:32

       Olympic gold medalist, the champ, knocked out Wladimir Klitschko. I mean, he's a fucking monster, man.

   20. EBEddie Bravo4:37

       From the UK?

   21. JRJoe Rogan4:38

       From the UK.

   22. EBEddie Bravo4:39

       Okay.

   23. JRJoe Rogan4:39

       Yeah, he was the champ and he was supposed to fight Big Baby Miller. And Big Baby Miller tested positive for the Mexican supplements, ironically enough. Boom, that's Anthony Joshua.

   24. EBEddie Bravo4:52

       Oh, yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan4:52

       I mean, come on, son.

   26. EBEddie Bravo4:53

       Yeah, yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan4:53

       How tall is he? Because he's gigantic.

   28. EBEddie Bravo4:56

       He's got a 12 pack.

   29. JRJoe Rogan4:57

       Because Andy Ruiz looked short in that fight. 6'6".

   30. EBEddie Bravo5:02

       Shit.
4. 12:41 – 18:12

   Watching fights in the modern era: phones, mirroring, streaming devices, and TV nostalgia

   1. EBEddie Bravo12:41

      Yeah. What about, m- like, what's that function? Mirror? Is that what it is, where you can-

   2. JRJoe Rogan12:46

      Oh, yeah, yeah, where you shoot it up to the TV-

   3. EBEddie Bravo12:48

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan12:48

      ... from your phone? That's dope.

   5. EBEddie Bravo12:49

      You could do that.

   6. JRJoe Rogan12:50

      Oh, yeah. Yeah, if you have, um-

   7. EBEddie Bravo12:51

      Apple TV?

   8. JRJoe Rogan12:52

      If you have Apple TV or if you have Amazon, what is that? Fire Stick? Is that what it is, Jamie? Do you remember?

   9. JVJamie Vernon12:57

      Yeah, you (clears throat) Chromecast also.

   10. JRJoe Rogan12:59

       Chromecast and, uh, there's probably a few other ones you could probably do that with too, but they have, like, a USB slot, I think, and you just stick this thing in the USB slot and it'll l- is that... am I saying that correct?

   11. JVJamie Vernon13:09

       Yeah, but you don't even need it. Depending on when you bought your TV-

   12. JRJoe Rogan13:12

       Right.

   13. JVJamie Vernon13:12

       ... it's built into it now.

   14. JRJoe Rogan13:13

       A lot of them.

   15. JVJamie Vernon13:13

       Like, the Chrome thing is, uh.

   16. JRJoe Rogan13:14

       Which is interesting, right? It's like, "W- what if a new company comes along and they want to get built into that- that system?" How do they g- you know, 'cause when you get your TV, does your TV have, like, the option to get Netflix?

   17. EBEddie Bravo13:26

       Mine does.

   18. JRJoe Rogan13:26

       Yeah, it's like o- you don't need an Apple TV, it's, like, one of the options on the TV.

   19. EBEddie Bravo13:29

       Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, on my TV, I have a- my T-

   20. JRJoe Rogan13:32

       Your setup?

   21. EBEddie Bravo13:33

       Yeah, I have an old TV, dude. It's like, I got it, like, in 2006 or something.

   22. JRJoe Rogan13:36

       Damn, son. You gotta upgrade.

   23. EBEddie Bravo13:38

       Yeah, yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan13:39

       It's time to upgrade, dude.

   25. EBEddie Bravo13:40

       Hey, it's still a flat TV.

   26. JRJoe Rogan13:41

       Still works.

   27. EBEddie Bravo13:41

       I don't know how f- like, then you need it (whistles) .

   28. JRJoe Rogan13:44

       I'm gonna go old school and I'm gonna start riding a bike and getting a rounded TV. One of them fucked up TVs where they're dark in the corner.

   29. EBEddie Bravo13:50

       Big boxes?

   30. JRJoe Rogan13:51

       Big old box. You put stuff on it.
5. 18:12 – 24:17

   Nature paranoia and predator talk: mountain lions, werewolf logic, and wild cats

   1. EBEddie Bravo18:12

      Yeah. I've been hiking, uh, more than ever lately, and sometimes we're e- on some trails where I have a rock ready to go.

   2. JRJoe Rogan18:19

      I carry a knife.

   3. EBEddie Bravo18:20

      It's a good move.

   4. JRJoe Rogan18:20

      I carry a knife when I run.

   5. EBEddie Bravo18:22

      It's a good move.

   6. JRJoe Rogan18:23

      Yeah, it's not likely. It's not likely. People are like, "Oh my God, you're paranoid."... two people were killed by mountain lions last year, and a kid got bit by a mountain lion just a couple days ago.

   7. EBEddie Bravo18:35

      Jamie?

   8. JRJoe Rogan18:36

      I'm getting over a cold, folks. I'm, if I sound snotty. But, uh, if, if two people got killed by werewolves, would you go out when the moon is full? You would be like, "Fuck that." If two people in Seattle (laughs) got killed by werewolves, when there's a full moon you're gonna b- lock your fucking doors-

   9. EBEddie Bravo18:54

      Am I in Seattle when I go out?

   10. JRJoe Rogan18:56

       Uh-

   11. EBEddie Bravo18:56

       If it happened in Seattle, where am I? In Seattle?

   12. JRJoe Rogan18:58

       Well, the guy who's the werewolf could have gotten on a plane and went to San Francisco. It's totally possible.

   13. EBEddie Bravo19:04

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan19:04

       Right?

   15. EBEddie Bravo19:04

       Just, or just walked.

   16. JRJoe Rogan19:05

       But if you knew there was a real werewolf that was, on the full moon, was m- possibly gonna kill somebody-

   17. EBEddie Bravo19:11

       Mm-hmm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan19:12

       ... sometimes he didn't-

   19. EBEddie Bravo19:13

       Mm-hmm.

   20. JRJoe Rogan19:13

       ... sometimes the full moon comes and goes and nobody dies-

   21. EBEddie Bravo19:15

       Mm-hmm.

   22. JRJoe Rogan19:15

       ... because everybody's smart and they all stay indoors.

   23. EBEddie Bravo19:17

       Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

   24. JRJoe Rogan19:19

       (laughs)

   25. EBEddie Bravo19:19

       You know, like-

   26. JRJoe Rogan19:19

       Yeah, you would stay out of the fucking moon.

   27. EBEddie Bravo19:20

       ... but, but you know the odds would be astronomical. Just like, uh, like Jaws.

   28. JRJoe Rogan19:24

       Mm-hmm.

   29. EBEddie Bravo19:24

       Like, you know if you get dropped in the middle of the ocean, you know that-

   30. JRJoe Rogan19:27

       Look at this guy.
6. 24:17 – 31:29

   Florida ‘monster soup’: invasive Everglades pythons, ecosystem collapse, and absurd scale

   1. JRJoe Rogan24:17

      Look, if it gets hungry enough, all these assholes are overfishing the oceans, you overfish the fuck out of those oceans, eventually those sharks, they're gonna turn on each other. You know, that's what's happening with snakes in the Everglades. Do you know about that?

   2. EBEddie Bravo24:29

      Mm-mm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan24:30

      Dude, you don't know about the Everglades?

   4. JVJamie Vernon24:32

      ... nope.

   5. JRJoe Rogan24:33

      Anacondas and pythons and shit, mostly pythons.

   6. JVJamie Vernon24:36

      Because dudes had them as pets and then they let 'em go?

   7. JRJoe Rogan24:38

      They let them go. Eddie, they're finding them now, they're 17, 18 feet long.

   8. JVJamie Vernon24:43

      Anacondas or pythons?

   9. JRJoe Rogan24:44

      Pythons.

   10. JVJamie Vernon24:45

       Shit.

   11. JRJoe Rogan24:45

       They're eating alligators. They did a study.

   12. JVJamie Vernon24:48

       Oh, they did a video of that?

   13. JRJoe Rogan24:49

       Oh, yeah, yeah. They have photos of it and there's video. There's video you can watch them eat an alligator.

   14. JVJamie Vernon24:53

       In Florida?

   15. JRJoe Rogan24:54

       In Florida.

   16. JVJamie Vernon24:55

       God damn.

   17. JRJoe Rogan24:55

       Yeah. They're giant.

   18. JVJamie Vernon24:57

       Whoa.

   19. JRJoe Rogan24:57

       And they're, they're infested. So they did like a biological survey of the Everglades and they were down, like, 99% in some animals, like deer, 99% marsh hare-

   20. JVJamie Vernon25:09

       God.

   21. JRJoe Rogan25:10

       ... like 98%, 95% raccoons, that kind of shit. They don't see-

   22. JVJamie Vernon25:14

       Are there-

   23. JRJoe Rogan25:14

       ... they don't see anything.

   24. JVJamie Vernon25:15

       Are they killing people too?

   25. JRJoe Rogan25:16

       Oh, they will.

   26. JVJamie Vernon25:17

       The pythons?

   27. JRJoe Rogan25:17

       For sure some fucking rednecks have disappeared.

   28. JVJamie Vernon25:20

       And they just don't talk about it?

   29. JRJoe Rogan25:21

       I guarantee, I guarantee, I guarantee.

   30. JVJamie Vernon25:23

       We'll just let that go.
7. 31:29 – 41:40

   Frogs vs. bugs in Costa Rica: jungle mansion stories and why Eddie prefers snow

   1. EBEddie Bravo31:29

      I think they ... Hmm. When I was in Costa Rica, the first night, I was, I was in ... I went with a bunch of friends and they had this mansion, dude, right there in the jungle.

   2. JRJoe Rogan31:39

      Oh, we talked about that. I remember that. Yeah.

   3. EBEddie Bravo31:40

      Yeah. And, and the first night, I doused my whole b- ... I knew the bugs were gonna come out. So, I was ... When we got there, I'm like, "Oh, my God. I'm gonna get attacked by bugs."

   4. JVJamie Vernon31:50

      (laughs)

   5. EBEddie Bravo31:50

      So, I da- ... I went to the neighborhood store and bought all their Off! and just used it like, like mousse all over my body. And we sat, we were sitting there as the sun, uh, set. We were at the pool and there was, like, 10 of us at the pool. And as the sun was setting, all these frogs just appeared outta nowhere. It was scary.

   6. JVJamie Vernon32:09

      (laughs)

   7. EBEddie Bravo32:09

      And the guy that lived there said, "Trust me. Don't be scared. They're gonna be your friends." I'm like, "What do you mean?" He goes, "Trust me. We're gonna need them." I go, "For the bugs?" He goes, "Yes."

   8. JRJoe Rogan32:18

      Oh, my God.

   9. EBEddie Bravo32:18

      So, when the sun went down, we're, we're, we're at a pool-

   10. JVJamie Vernon32:21

       (laughs)

   11. EBEddie Bravo32:21

       ... in this Jay-Z-type mansion at a pool in the middle of the jungle. And there's all these frogs everywhere and then the bugs started coming. You never saw the same bug twice.

   12. JVJamie Vernon32:31

       (laughs)

   13. EBEddie Bravo32:31

       And it was like Braveheart, dude. They were ... All these frogs are just ... You just see them attacking these bugs. It was, it was, uh, like a d- a war.

   14. JVJamie Vernon32:39

       Jesus Christ.

   15. EBEddie Bravo32:39

       It was crazy and the bugs lost, dude.

   16. JVJamie Vernon32:42

       (laughs)

   17. EBEddie Bravo32:42

       The bugs lost.

   18. JRJoe Rogan32:42

       The frogs jacked the bugs?

   19. EBEddie Bravo32:44

       Dude, like, like, like those White Walkers, dude. They fucked them up, dude.

   20. JRJoe Rogan32:47

       Wow, that's an amazing video.

   21. EBEddie Bravo32:48

       It was very entertaining. It was very entertaining. We were just sitting there going, "Holy shit. Get those bugs. Fuck those bugs up." (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan32:55

       Why doesn't someone make a documentary about that?

   23. EBEddie Bravo32:57

       It's crazy.

   24. JRJoe Rogan32:58

       The war. The daily war in the jungle.

   25. EBEddie Bravo33:01

       When the bugs come out, fucking frogs eat.

   26. JRJoe Rogan33:03

       Wow, bugs and frogs. What a, what a weird place to choose to put a mansion. And I get you wanna b- be able to scream-

   27. EBEddie Bravo33:12

       Well-

   28. JRJoe Rogan33:12

       ... and not, not get in trouble.

   29. EBEddie Bravo33:13

       ... one thing I learned (laughs) ... One thing I learned about that trip-

   30. JRJoe Rogan33:15

       (laughs)
8. 41:40 – 51:13

   5G anxiety and invisible signals: ‘smart meters,’ long-term testing, and mental fog

   1. EBEddie Bravo41:40

      That's crazy. Amazing. What do you think of, um, 5G and all that scare? Do you think that's legit?

   2. JRJoe Rogan41:46

      I'm terrified of air, all that shit.

   3. EBEddie Bravo41:48

      Scary, huh?

   4. JRJoe Rogan41:48

      Yeah, because-

   5. EBEddie Bravo41:49

      That's, dude-

   6. JRJoe Rogan41:50

      ... how much long-term testing have they done? N- zero or negative numbers? Like, are they turning people off-

   7. EBEddie Bravo41:55

      Dude, they're putting 'em, they're putting 'em... Do you, is that what d- uh, when, when, when I'm driving around with my family, my wife is obsessed with recognizing plates. She's always calling out Florida, Oregon. She's, her and my son, they got a little game they play, they're always looking at the plates. I'm always looking at cellphone towers and satellite dishes. (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan42:14

      Ah, paranoia.

   9. EBEddie Bravo42:14

      I'm always, like they're... Uh, yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan42:16

       Yeah.

   11. EBEddie Bravo42:16

       Uh, all satellite dishes-... point to the southeast for some reason or other. And that's what I always check on.

   12. JRJoe Rogan42:22

       All of them?

   13. EBEddie Bravo42:22

       They don't p- point to the north. In Southern California, that is.

   14. JRJoe Rogan42:25

       But that's just DirecTV satellite.

   15. EBEddie Bravo42:26

       That's all satellites.

   16. JRJoe Rogan42:27

       That's 'cause that's where it's-

   17. EBEddie Bravo42:28

       All satellites.

   18. JRJoe Rogan42:28

       But every satellite dish-

   19. EBEddie Bravo42:29

       Satellite dishes.

   20. JRJoe Rogan42:30

       ... it's pointing to the south? I mean, for a consumer, consumer satellite dishes?

   21. EBEddie Bravo42:32

       Every satellite dish that I've seen, I- I'm obsessed with them.

   22. JRJoe Rogan42:36

       Yeah, they're everywhere.

   23. EBEddie Bravo42:36

       They're always point, they never point to the north. They're always pointing southeast.

   24. JRJoe Rogan42:40

       Right.

   25. EBEddie Bravo42:40

       All of them.

   26. JRJoe Rogan42:41

       The great majority of satellite dishes that you see are probably DirecTV or another one, Dish.

   27. EBEddie Bravo42:47

       No, yeah, for sure. Most of, I've noticed all of them, all of them. But you go, um, it's- it's crazy. I don't know why. I don't know why. But also those, uh, cellphone towers. I was on this website called, um, uh, smartmetersmurder.com.

   28. JRJoe Rogan43:01

       Smart Meters Murder?

   29. EBEddie Bravo43:02

       Dot com.

   30. JRJoe Rogan43:02

       Say that 10 times fast.
9. 51:13 – 54:58

   Conspiracies and belief systems: simulation theory vs. ‘evidence-based’ conspiracies

   1. EBEddie Bravo51:13

      Yeah.

   2. JRJoe Rogan51:13

      Like, like, the people that really wanna believe in Bigfoot, or the people that really wanna believe in UFOs.

   3. EBEddie Bravo51:17

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan51:17

      Like, UFOs are coming back right now. Everybody's talking about UFOs.

   5. EBEddie Bravo51:20

      Dude, they're stronger than ever.

   6. JRJoe Rogan51:21

      Bigger than ever.

   7. EBEddie Bravo51:21

      Stronger than ever. That should tell you something.

   8. JRJoe Rogan51:23

      Dave Foley's hooked. Dave Foley, from Newsradio? Remember Dave Foley?

   9. EBEddie Bravo51:27

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan51:27

       Hooked. We, he, we text each other almost exclusively about UFO evidence. (laughs)

   11. EBEddie Bravo51:33

       Dude.

   12. JRJoe Rogan51:34

       He recommends documentaries.

   13. EBEddie Bravo51:34

       You know me, dude. You know me, dude. I was the biggest-

   14. JRJoe Rogan51:37

       What's this?

   15. JVJamie Vernon51:37

       This was on The New York Times a couple days ago.

   16. JRJoe Rogan51:39

       Oh, wow.

   17. EBEddie Bravo51:40

       Dude.

   18. JRJoe Rogan51:40

       What is that? Navy pilots report unidentified flying objects. (sniffs) Here's the thing though. (smacks lips) We don't know what kind of shit the Chinese have figured out. We don't know what kind of shit the Russians have figured out. We assume that we know, 'cause, but we didn't, we didn't let them know about the stealth bomber or any of the crazy shit that they were building in Area 51. We didn't let them know.

   19. EBEddie Bravo52:02

       Dude, you know me. I was balls deep into the UFO community, dude.

   20. JRJoe Rogan52:05

       I know.

   21. EBEddie Bravo52:05

       My tat-, the first tattoo I got is I got an alien on my left arm.

   22. JRJoe Rogan52:09

       Oh.

   23. EBEddie Bravo52:09

       In an Egyptian garb.

   24. JRJoe Rogan52:11

       I was with you. I was with you.

   25. EBEddie Bravo52:11

       I was, I was into fucking ancient Egypt, the conspiracy side of the ancient Egypt. There's the mainstream Egyptology. I was into the, the, "Oh, look what Graham Hancock is saying," and UFOs.

   26. JRJoe Rogan52:22

       Mm-hmm. So fun.

   27. EBEddie Bravo52:23

       Balls deep.

   28. JRJoe Rogan52:24

       That stuff's so fun.

   29. EBEddie Bravo52:24

       I thought, there's so much proof in my head, there was so much proof that the government was trying to cover up. Look, then why are they covering it up? Why are they covering it up? Um, look at all these guys, they're from, pilots from the Air Force are saying they saw UFOs. Pilots from the Navy are saying they saw UFOs. Dudes from the Pentagon. It's gotta be true. That's a dude, that's a dude, that's a CIA pilot. He's saying it. So, when you're, when you're balls deep and you really wanna believe it, you look at it that way. You're like, "Look, there's all these government officials saying they saw UFOs."

   30. JRJoe Rogan52:53

       Right.
10. 54:58 – 1:05:11

    UFOs, Bill Cooper, and government theater: leaks, misdirection, and cattle mutilations

    1. JRJoe Rogan54:58

       Well, let me ask you this.

    2. EBEddie Bravo54:58

       And then he got killed, he got murdered, man. They went up to his ranch and fucked him up.

    3. JRJoe Rogan55:01

       If they wanted to really fuck with you, this is the, I, what I think they would do. They would, first of all, they would put acid on your shit. They'd put acid on your doorknob or something like that, because there was a dude who found something, I forget what he found, some old thing, and as he was opening it up, he, uh, he ac- just by touching it, it was like some old thing, it was dipped in acid and he went on an acid trip for like six hours. So this is what they'd do. They'd dose you up. They'd somehow or another dose you up whether touching a doorknob. Did you find the guy? There's, I, I, it's unreal the story.

    4. EBEddie Bravo55:36

       It's a really recent story.

    5. JRJoe Rogan55:37

       It's like where, it's a guy that was cleaning a, a board like this, a soundboard.

    6. EBEddie Bravo55:40

       That's what it was.

    7. JRJoe Rogan55:41

       He touched it-

    8. EBEddie Bravo55:41

       That's what it was.

    9. JRJoe Rogan55:42

       ... and he was just like, "Uh," telling his girlfriend, he's like, "I think I'm fucking high."

    10. EBEddie Bravo55:45

        Yes.

    11. JRJoe Rogan55:45

        And they did, ended up testing and it was.

    12. EBEddie Bravo55:47

        That's exactly the story.

    13. JRJoe Rogan55:48

        Yeah, yeah.

    14. EBEddie Bravo55:48

        That's exactly the story. So they could do that to you and then sneak up on you with some special effects, wear some fucking crazy mask and fucking flash you with lights and you're so crazy high, you don't know what the fuck's going on. They grab you and put you on a tell- a desk and tell you, you, you've been abducted by aliens from another planet. You don't think they fucked with people and did stuff like that? Dude, they do for a fact.

    15. JRJoe Rogan56:09

        I guarantee they did that.

    16. EBEddie Bravo56:09

        Have you seen the documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight?

    17. JRJoe Rogan56:13

        No, I have not. Which one is that?

    18. EBEddie Bravo56:14

        Dude-

    19. JRJoe Rogan56:14

        What's that about?

    20. EBEddie Bravo56:14

        ... that's exact-

    21. JRJoe Rogan56:16

        Is that about UFOs?

    22. EBEddie Bravo56:17

        N- well, it's a, it's sort of, sort of.

    23. JRJoe Rogan56:19

        (laughs)

    24. EBEddie Bravo56:19

        This guy, he, um, was married, had a couple of kids. He was tight with the family who had three daughters. He was a predator. So he targeted-

    25. JRJoe Rogan56:29

        Oh, I've heard of that.

    26. EBEddie Bravo56:29

        He targeted the 12-year-old and what he did is, he, uh, had s- like fucked with the mom, fucked with the dad, fucked with the dad.

    27. JRJoe Rogan56:38

        Oh.

    28. EBEddie Bravo56:38

        And then-

    29. JRJoe Rogan56:38

        He had sex with the dad?

    30. EBEddie Bravo56:40

        Sexual relations and some-

Episode duration: 2:59:43