Joe Rogan Experience #1308 - Eddie Bravo

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   AJ Braud. (laughs) You…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      AJ Braud. (laughs) You are watched.

   2. EBEddie Bravo0:02

      My brother, good to see you as always.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      (laughs) Always good to see you, man.

   4. EBEddie Bravo0:05

      And thanks for jumping in this, uh, short notice. For the folks who don't know, I was supposed to have Kevin Leon today, but Kevin and I, we fucked up. It was partially my fuck up, partially his fuck up. But he'll be on, on Wednesday.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      Yeah. AJ Braud was in the neighborhood getting pumped, my friend.

   6. EBEddie Bravo0:19

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Getting, getting solid. You've been lifting the weights. How, how steady are you lifting now?

   8. EBEddie Bravo0:25

      Uh, I try to get three days a week, but shit gets crazy sometimes and I can only get two.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:33

      Dude, if I stop for just a couple weeks, I start, at 51, you start getting so weak, even on TRT. Y- Everything just starts slipping. Your body's like, "No, we don't need to be lifting heavy shit."

   10. EBEddie Bravo0:43

       Dude, I'm sore as fuck.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       I'm sure.

   12. EBEddie Bravo0:45

       I've been, I've been rolling with little people the last few months.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Like, what kind of little people?

   14. EBEddie Bravo0:50

       Uh-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       Hobbits?

   16. EBEddie Bravo0:51

       (laughs) I wish. Shit-

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       Shit.

   18. EBEddie Bravo0:53

       ... I'd fuck them up.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       Do you think so?

   20. EBEddie Bravo0:55

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       I think hobbits would be extraordinarily strong with hairy feet.

   22. EBEddie Bravo0:58

       They're Footlocker.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       There's probably a lot of, like, some kinda... No, man, I bet their feet are fucking so strong, you could never Footlocker a hobbit.

   24. EBEddie Bravo1:03

       Dude, have you seen the size of their heels? Come on, man.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       They have giant heels, but I bet their ligaments and shit are different. I bet...

   26. EBEddie Bravo1:10

       Inside, you don't know, I'll fuck them up.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       It's, yeah, you know, that's weird because they're all, they're all baref- This is weird about the hobbits, right? They're barefoot, they got furry ass feet, they have giant feet because, you know, obviously they had to wear those, those feet over the shoes. But even in the books, didn't did the, didn't it, did they said they had big, hairy feet-

   28. EBEddie Bravo1:27

       Dude, look at those feet.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:27

       ... even in the books. Yeah, the hobbit's feet, bro.

   30. EBEddie Bravo1:29

       I'd toe hold the shit out of that. I have an easy toe hold right there.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

   2. EBEddie Bravo15:00

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Like, ugh.

   4. EBEddie Bravo15:01

      I remember when I first moved out, I had a little, you know, everyone starts with their little black and white, little boxes. You know what I mean? You put a clothes hanger in for the antenna. And the first TV I got was a 19" color TV, shit was like 300 bucks. I saved forever for it, but man, that was my pride and joy.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:21

      Mm. Yeah, man.

   6. EBEddie Bravo15:23

      No remote.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:23

      Imagine living in the days before TV, when they first invented it.

   8. EBEddie Bravo15:28

      It was all radio.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:30

      It was radio and the movie theater.

   10. EBEddie Bravo15:31

       And plays. Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       The movie theater existed first, right? I'm not wrong in that, right?

   12. EBEddie Bravo15:35

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       How much after the movie theater did the television get invented? Like, what year was the TV?

   14. EBEddie Bravo15:40

       The 50s. I think the 50s, that's when it came in.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       The TV came in the 50s?

   16. EBEddie Bravo15:44

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       Bro, that's not that long ago. Think about how much it dominates people's time.

   18. EBEddie Bravo15:49

       Yeah.

   19. JVJamie Vernon15:50

       The first TV started appearing in homes in the late 20s, early 30s.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       Oh, shit.

   21. EBEddie Bravo15:55

       Wow.

   22. JVJamie Vernon15:55

       Yeah, I think color is when, that was, like, the 50s or so.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:58

       The late 20s.

   24. JVJamie Vernon16:00

       Hold on. How many TVs had homes in the 50s? Only 9% of American households had TVs in the 50s.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:06

       One out of 10 rich folks. Wow. Imagine just being alive back then when those things started happening and being some- some dude who thinks way, way ahead and looks at this and goes, "Whoa, where is this gonna go?"

   26. EBEddie Bravo16:22

       People in 50 years are gonna look back at- at this time and go, "Shit, remember when people used to actually open their eyes?"

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:29

       (laughs)

   28. EBEddie Bravo16:29

       You know? We're gonna be, like, in some kind of Matrix-

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:31

       Yeah, for sure.

   30. EBEddie Bravo16:32

       ... type environment.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      ate insects. That's what I thought too. They, they figured it out.

   2. JVJamie Vernon30:04

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      See, if, if people believe in evolution, right? I believe in evolution. If people believe in evolution, why do we think it stops with us? Why don't we think these goddamn frogs are gonna take over? Maybe like one of the first, the first signs of it was this Pepe the Frog controversy on the internet. Maybe it's shots fired, things to come.

   4. JVJamie Vernon30:24

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:25

      These frogs are gonna start eating meat now.

   6. JVJamie Vernon30:26

      The Trump frog?

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:27

      Maybe these frogs are eating meat, that's what's going on.

   8. JVJamie Vernon30:30

      How did that start?

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:30

      They're just gonna get smarter.

   10. JVJamie Vernon30:31

       Pepe the Frog, was, was that around before Trump?

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       You got it, Jimmy?What is this, Jamie? Oh, I've seen this.

   12. EBEddie Bravo30:37

       The frog has a snake in its mouth and the snake's fucking-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       Yeah.

   14. EBEddie Bravo30:39

       ... attacking a cat.

   15. JVJamie Vernon30:41

       Whoa.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       Oh, the cat comes over to s- to swat the fucking snake.

   17. JVJamie Vernon30:44

       (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:44

       Cats are ruthless, bro. Cats are ruthless.

   19. JVJamie Vernon30:51

       It's just a compilation of frogs eating shit.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:53

       Well, there's one that's, like, super specific that I found on-

   21. EBEddie Bravo30:58

       See how he used his hand?

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:59

       That, that might be it.

   23. EBEddie Bravo31:00

       You see how he used his hand to stuff that worm?

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       Look at this one.

   25. JVJamie Vernon31:02

       Oh.

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       Here's one. It's ... Oh, the, they're only showing part of it.

   27. JVJamie Vernon31:05

       It's just, it's a bunch of shit.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:06

       Like, look how he, he gets that whole mouse in his mouth.

   29. JVJamie Vernon31:09

       Damn.

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:10

       This isn't even the same one, so there must be multiple videos of ... I guess that's a toad. Is that a frog or a toad?
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Mm-hmm. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      have like a really clear method of taking those signals in and then translating them into visuals or into audio. But because we can't take that serious satellite signal and then t- and then have like a player in our head, because of that, we assume that we're not taking it in-

   2. EBEddie Bravo45:17

      Mm-hmm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:17

      ... in some way.

   4. EBEddie Bravo45:18

      That's what these, that's what this, uh, uh, report, I'll call it-

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:21

      Let me just, let me-

   6. EBEddie Bravo45:22

      ... is about. It's about, that it has that-

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:23

      But this is why I say this, this is why I say this. Because when I feel the- the least foggy is when I'm in the woods, when I'm in the mountains, when there's no cellphone service. There's no radio service. There's no Wi-Fi. There- there ain't shit up there.

   8. EBEddie Bravo45:38

      It's weird how satellites don't work when someone's in the woods, but go ahead.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:41

      No, no, no. Satellites do work. You can actually get a dish.

   10. EBEddie Bravo45:43

       But not in the bush though. Not in the bush.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:44

       Not in the bush. You get a dish, you put it on the roof of your car. You can watch T- It's a new thing that Steve Rinella actually-

   12. EBEddie Bravo45:48

       But don't our phones work on satellites?

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:50

       No.

   14. EBEddie Bravo45:50

       Okay.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:50

       Phones work on cell towers.

   16. EBEddie Bravo45:51

       Okay.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       But the GPS works on satellites.

   18. EBEddie Bravo45:53

       Okay.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       So your phone still works as a GPS unit when you're in the woods, even if you don't have any signal.

   20. EBEddie Bravo45:58

       So-

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:58

       So you can find your way out with a map. If your phone was on-

   22. EBEddie Bravo46:01

       You know, there's people that say the GSP, the GPS, GSP (laughs) . The GPS is also run by the towers too. They don't need to go into space, that you could triangulate your position, uh, from towers alone. But that's just a conspiracy theory.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:12

       Well, you probably could tryi- triangulate your position from towers. But you couldn't broadcast to such a gigantic area like you can with satellites. You can see satellites. The people that think that satellites aren't real, they need to talk to someone who makes satellites. They, they're there. You can see them with telescopes. They're up there. We- we- we have the ability to tune into the very specific spot in the sky with a DirecTV and you'll pick up the signal. That's how you get the signal. You tune to the spot in the sky where the satellite is and you pick up the signal. They're real. People have a- a problem with fucking everything that's ever existed. Everything. Everything is fake. Everything is fake. People think that reality-

   24. EBEddie Bravo46:49

       Most, most of the, most of it is.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:50

       ... is fake. How many people think that we're living in a simulation? Really, really fucking smart people think it.

   26. EBEddie Bravo46:55

       That's okay.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:56

       It's all right.

   28. EBEddie Bravo46:56

       That's okay. That- that isn't crazy.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:58

       Dude, we-

   30. EBEddie Bravo46:58

       Tha- that's the craziest thing about all conspiracy theories. Like people that, um, uh, are not on that side. There's the conspiracy theorists side, and then there's the people way on the other side. Those motherfuckers are totally into, "Man, we live in a computer." That is hilarious. That's not logical. That's illogical.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:02:12

   Oh. …

   1. EBEddie Bravo1:00:00

      levels around bases constantly. So what they do is if there's cows, they'll, they'll routinely take a cow, take out its rectum, take out like certain organs surgically-

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:10

      Oh.

   3. EBEddie Bravo1:00:10

      ... and then they dump them just to scare people, just let them. It'll kill two birds with one stone.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

      Oh.

   5. EBEddie Bravo1:00:14

      They really needed to get some radiation, um, uh, tests.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

      Testing.

   7. EBEddie Bravo1:00:18

      But it's always good-

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

      Yeah, 100% makes sense.

   9. EBEddie Bravo1:00:19

      ... it's always good to push UFOs.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

       Yeah.

   11. EBEddie Bravo1:00:21

       It's always good to scare people with aliens.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

       I wonder if those, those, uh, cattle abductions, if they coincided with areas where there was like some sort of toxic dump, you know, like w- with something, ammunition dump or something like that. Like anything where some kind of... Like do they have more of them around Nevada where they did all those nuclear tests?

   13. EBEddie Bravo1:00:40

       I'm not sure, but-... the gist of what Bill Cooper said was-

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       That makes sense.

   15. EBEddie Bravo1:00:44

       ... they were all found near military bases.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:46

       Mm-hmm.

   17. EBEddie Bravo1:00:46

       And he know, like, once he looked into it, he's like, "Oh, I know what they're doing. They're checking radiation levels and they're scaring people at the same time."

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       Hmm, that makes sense. Because if it was surgically removed, right? Like, people can do that, like, why would that eliminate the possibility that people could do it? Of course people could do it.

   19. EBEddie Bravo1:01:00

       But p- you know, people are like-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:01

       Yeah.

   21. EBEddie Bravo1:01:01

       ... "Dude, only aliens could do that."

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       Right. And then they take it and then they move it to another place so that the blood is not in the spot where they find the animal.

   23. EBEddie Bravo1:01:07

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:07

       That's all it is.

   25. EBEddie Bravo1:01:08

       Dude, I'm a crazy, uh-

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:10

       That's how they catch poachers, you know? Do you know that?

   27. EBEddie Bravo1:01:13

       How?

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:13

       They catch poachers that way sometimes. They find out where the gut pile is. It's like, say, if you, uh, you didn't really have a tag to shoot a deer and then, uh, you shot a deer in another place where you're not supposed to be but you have a tag at a different place, you, you just... You, 'cause there's some places where it's easier to get tags. You just take the deer out of the forbidden place, take a po- picture of it or something like that, and then go back home. Well, they busted people because they, like, park rangers recognize certain mountain peaks. And they're like, "No, no, no, you weren't there. I know exactly where you were when you, when you killed this deer. You were at a different place." And then they go to that different place and they co- they look at the fic- the picture and they try to coordinate, and then they find the gut pile, and then they convict people of poaching.

   29. EBEddie Bravo1:01:55

       Hmm.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:55

       That's happened before.

Episode duration: 2:59:43