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Joe Rogan Experience #1313 - Duncan Trussell

Duncan Trussell is a stand-up comedian, and host of his own podcast “The Duncan Trussell Family Hour”.

Joe RoganhostDuncan TrussellguestJamie Vernonguest
Jun 19, 20192h 54mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (meditative chanting) Episode 1313, ladies…

    1. JR

      (meditative chanting) Episode 1313, ladies and gentlemen. That's a, that's a number. It's a very important number.

    2. DT

      Very important.

    3. JR

      Tell me why.

    4. DT

      Why 1313 is important?

    5. JR

      Yes.

    6. DT

      Well, we got two 13s back-to-back, so it doubles the normal potency of 13, which is already a mystical number, which terrifies people in the West.

    7. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    8. DT

      They think it's unlucky, but in Tibetan Buddhism, it's considered a very lucky and auspicious number.

    9. JR

      Yeah, I was staying in a hotel in Vegas. They have no 13th floor and I don't think they had a fourth floor either.

    10. DT

      A fourth?

    11. JR

      Yeah, there's something about some cultures, the number four is unlucky.

    12. DT

      How many cultures do we get to influence our buildings these days?

    13. JR

      Whoa.

    14. DT

      That's what's crazy. And what's crazier is, at some point, someone convinced a person, "Listen, can we just not do a 13th floor?" And they listened to him. They're like, "All right, I guess, we'll just go from 12 to 14."

    15. JR

      Um, Shooter Jennings has it in a song, "When I check into 1410, I know what room I'm really in."

    16. DT

      Ooh, that's cool.

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. DT

      Yeah, well I, you know what? That's what's so funny about it, is because, like, that's the whole problem, isn't it? Is like people wanna pretend they're not on the 13th floor when they fucking know they are-

    19. JR

      Right.

    20. DT

      ... instead of just acknowledging, "This is where I'm at."

    21. JR

      "No, no, no. We're in the 14, we're 14."

    22. DT

      It's 14, call it the 14th floor. Just call it and it'll be that. Dude, I went, when I was, uh, in college, we had to do service for, like, to get the degree. You had to go do, like, s- service overseas. So we went to India, to Dharamsala, and we taught the monks English. And, uh, I was sitting with, like, listening, overhearing a monk in a conversation with someone teaching him English, and the person's trying to explain to him how there isn't a 13th floor in buildings in the West. And the monk was like, "Does it levitate?"

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. DT

      Like, "Is it missing?"

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. DT

      "How do they do it?" He was genuinely perplexed. It was like a magical thing.

    27. JR

      Right. Yeah. Well, in a culture that forces its citizens, if they want to run the country, you have to believe in something that, whether you're a Christian or whether you're a b- baptist, or s- Mormon, whatever, whatever you are, there's certain parts of your religion that if you just didn't wanna analyze them, just wanna put them out on paper, and we'll say, "Okay, did this really happen? Did this guy really die and come back to life? Did, uh, is everybody agreeing on this?"

    28. DT

      Mm-hmm.

    29. JR

      Everyone's agreeing that a zombie, a guy became a zombie, and he came back three days later, and we're cool with that. This is a part of the doctrine.

    30. DT

      Yeah.

  2. 15:0030:00

    Yeah. What was the-…

    1. DT

      or gut biome problem.

    2. JR

      Yeah. What was the- the 28 Days Later? Is that it? Yeah.

    3. DT

      20... That was it.

    4. JR

      That w- that was the first one where they ran.

    5. DT

      Yeah, and that was the scariest-

    6. JR

      God, that was good.

    7. DT

      Fucking awesome. Running zombies-

    8. JR

      That movie was so good.

    9. DT

      So good.

    10. JR

      And 'cause... And it was also shaky, like when-

    11. DT

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      ... the zombies were chasing after you, you'd fucking panic because the screen was shaking when it was running at you.

    13. DT

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      They were the first, like, berserker zombies.

    15. DT

      You know, man, all this gut biome stuff that we're hearing now, like, the- the study... I just read about the study today. Like, they found out that what the gut biome, what you're feeding your- uh, your baby affects their b- Like, there seems to be a correlation between their gut biome and the way they act when they're like five or something. They're, or two years old or something.

    16. JR

      I'm sure, dude.

    17. DT

      And the autism link, you know, where they're saying they think autism might be related to, like-

    18. JR

      Whoa. Who's saying that?

    19. DT

      Jamie, would you mind pulling that out before I fucking embarrass myself?

    20. JR

      There's a guy named Dr. Peter Hotez, and he was on the podcast, and he is a, is an expert in, um, autism and vaccines and diseases in foreign countries, uh, particularly tropical diseases and warm, moist climate diseases.

    21. DT

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      And he was talking about how they've got it narrowed down to five environmental factors that happen during the womb that they think possibly contribute to autism.

    23. DT

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      But they don't think that it comes from something that happens later.

    25. DT

      Huh.

    26. JR

      This is current science according to him. Obviously I don't know what I'm talking about, like, for sure.

    27. DT

      Neither.

    28. JR

      I'm not a biologist at all. I- I've-

    29. DT

      People looking at us are probably like, "How do these scientists not know this?"

    30. JR

      I should barely be able to say those words in order.

  3. 30:0045:00

    You know, there's, that's,…

    1. DT

      and that life is feeling terror, love? Maybe in different ways than we would understand it, but it's still there.

    2. JR

      You know, there's, that's, uh, really under consideration by legitimate scientists. In fact, um, Sam Harris's wife just wrote a book about that.

    3. DT

      Oh, really?

    4. JR

      It's one of the subjects of the... It's called Conscious. And... Conscious or Consciousness. Sorry. I don't remember which. I haven't read it yet, but I heard them talk about it on his podcast. And the concept that used to be, like, super woo-woo was what if everything has consciousness?

    5. DT

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      What if everything ha- But it just- (clears throat) It can't move, it can't express itself, can't change its environment. It's limited.

    7. DT

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      Just like we can't fly and we can't swim underwater and breathe water. Like, we c- we're limited in our physical abilities.

    9. DT

      Right.

    10. JR

      But we assume that whatever limitations that we have, like, this is where it ends, this is where the buck stops here.

    11. DT

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      Like, everything that doesn't move has gotta be stupid.

    13. DT

      That's it, yeah.

    14. JR

      But it might not be, which is one of the reasons why nobody wants to buy a house after someone's been killed in it.

    15. DT

      Right?

    16. JR

      Right? Like, what if that house retains memory? That was something that Rupert Sheldrake proposed a long time ago. You know, he's got that (smacks lips) what is that s- very strange theory where everything is connec- morphic revo- resonance, I think it's called?

    17. DT

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      Theory of Morphic Resonance. He's a fascinating guy. And he's, like, a guy who's not afraid to take some chances and, and say some really woo-woo shit.

    19. DT

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      And I think he's a Christian as well.

    21. DT

      Yeah, I love his book. I think you're the one who, like, was telling me some of the studies are not so great in it, though.

    22. JR

      Well, it wasn't that I said that, it's that other people had complained about that.

    23. DT

      Oh, right, yeah.

    24. JR

      And they, they com- because there's some th- there's some studies that apparently people lean on that aren't super legit, like the dog knowing you're coming home one.

    25. DT

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      Like, you gotta replicate that shit, because first of all, the guy might have a loud car. Dogs can hear shit way better than you can.

    27. DT

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      Like, how far away is the guy when the dog starts going towards the door? Or does the guy just come home every night and the dog has, like, an internal clock and he knows, "Hey, it's five o'clock. Mike must be coming home."

    29. DT

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      Like, if you co- does, have they replicated this of a, for 11:30? What if Mike starts coming home in a Tesla where he can't hear shit?

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Mm-hmm. …

    1. DT

      where most people hang out and they think that's who they are, is the infinite cycle of repeating thoughts in their head. So-

    2. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    3. DT

      Below that is your senses, and then the one right above that is w- the seventh, and that's what is considered your subconscious in the West. But, um, so that's where all your memories are, that's where all your, uh, like, uh, just all the shit you can't remember that happened to you, that, uh, that, that's stuck back there that appears in people's art or appears in your neurosis or whatever. And then above that is the eighth consciousness, and that's the stored experience of all human beings. And-

    4. JR

      Whoa.

    5. DT

      ... it's happening, it's like the global mind, or it's-

    6. JR

      Akashic Records?

    7. DT

      Yeah. Oh, yeah, the Akashic Records, yeah. And, and so basically that one drips down like a, like water in a cave, it drips down into your subconscious, which drips down into your thoughts. So when you're having these thoughts, according to this model, uh, it's not necessarily your thoughts. You're getting a kind of distillate that's rolling down through the global mind, being flavored by your subconscious, and then being flavored by your identity or who you think you are. And then, so by the time it comes out of you, it's got you wrapped up inside of it.

    8. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    9. DT

      But it's a projection of some like shared mind. It's pretty cool.

    10. JR

      That makes ac- that makes actual sense.

    11. DT

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      I know that sounds like crazy voodoo hippie talk, but it actually makes sense-

    13. DT

      (laughs) Yeah.

    14. JR

      ... that we all know that there's something that we share. There's so- and we, we all feed off of each other. I mean, you and I have said this many times, that I am a different person with you.

    15. DT

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      Like, we're different together. And we're different with other people as well. I mean, that's how human beings are. When we, when we interact with each other, we have this b- a bonding thing. There's a, a, a, there's a, an interaction thing.

    17. DT

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      And that's why some people are toxic for you. I mean, the idea that you're supposed to stay with everyone-

    19. DT

      Mm-hmm.

    20. JR

      ... is like crazy. Like some people are just not good for you, it's not a good mix. You know, you're not good for them, they're not good for you, get out.

    21. DT

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      But the, there's something that's going on, it's not you just as an individual. And then when we were talking about gut biome and, uh, and that as well.

    23. DT

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      I mean, you're, you're, you're also sharing y- gut biome with each other, you're sharing DNA with each other.

    25. DT

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      You're sharing skin, there's, there's little organisms living on your body. When you hug people with no shirt on, you're sharing organisms.

    27. DT

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      It's one of the reasons why it feels good, I bet.

    29. DT

      Yeah. Yeah, man.

    30. JR

      You know? I mean, it's probably a great way to swap organisms to keep them spreading.

  5. 1:00:001:13:06

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      dead hawk... So I think that one of them was, like, the dominant hawk, and he died, and then other ones just started moving into the area. Like, they were flying around my chicken coop, and, like, little juvenile hawks-

    2. DT

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      ... who were kind of assholes, almost like teenagers.

    4. DT

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      I was like, "What the fuck is going on here?" And then I'd find one of them with his head missing.

    6. DT

      Jesus Christ.

    7. JR

      Like, so, like, some other hawk killed it and ripped its fucking head off, and a bigger hawk left it in my yard, dead with no head. I was-

    8. DT

      Like a message.

    9. JR

      ... and I was trying to figure out, "What the fuck eats something's head?" But apparently, that's something that a ha- a hawk will do to, they'll do to each other.

    10. DT

      So it's like the equivalent of, like, the Mad Max putting your enemy's head on a spike in front of your area?

    11. JR

      Yes. You, you claim you own, like, all his friends get to see his headless body when you shit on it when you fly over. (imitates hawk flying and hitting Joe)

    12. DT

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      Find out if that's true. That might be a lie. Do hawk- (laughs)

    14. DT

      Have you... Who cares?

    15. JR

      Do hawks...

    16. DT

      It's true.

    17. JR

      But I wanna find out if hawks, 'cause I be- I'm almost, we're very high right now, ladies and gentlemen.

    18. DT

      (laughs)

    19. JR

      But I'm pretty sure that I read that when I found the headless bird in my yard.

    20. DT

      Have you seen the Tibetan sky burial shit?

    21. JR

      Yes.

    22. DT

      Yeah, that stuff's cool, man. That's-

    23. JR

      That's crazy.

    24. DT

      Yeah, it's amazing.

    25. JR

      Tell people what it is.

    26. DT

      Uh, that's when you, um-... basically, instead of cremation, your friends hack your body up into pieces and take it to where there are vultures. Buzzards? I'm not sure which.

    27. JR

      Vultures. I think they're vultures.

    28. DT

      Vultures scatter your body, they descend on it, they eat it, and all that's left is bones.

    29. JR

      They even smash the head so that the vultures can get inside the head.

    30. DT

      Get your brain, all your memories.

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