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Joe Rogan Experience #1314 - Charlamagne tha God & Andrew Schulz

Charlamagne tha God is a radio presenter, television personality, and author. Andrew Schulz is a stand up comedian known for his work on Guy Code. Check out their podcast called "The Brilliant Idiots" available on Apple Podcasts & YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLZc32yrTEMxH1ZO-6fKOzA

Charlamagne tha GodguestJoe RoganhostAndrew Schulzguest
Jun 20, 20193h 1mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:00 – 15:00

    ... videos. (gasps) …

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      ... videos. (gasps)

    2. JR

      Boom, and we're live. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Charlamagne, the God. My man, Andrew Schulz-

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      Yeah.

    4. JR

      Thanks for being here. Thanks for-

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      Joe Rogan.

    6. JR

      ... setting this up.

    7. AS

      Thank you for having me, sir.

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      Pleasure.

    9. AS

      Thanks, guys.

    10. JR

      My pleasure. I've been a fan of yours for a while. You, I think you're the last great radio host, and you will be the last famous radio host because I think radio is-

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      Yeah, don't.

    12. JR

      ... a dying thing. You're the last great one. You're the, you're the one who made it famous from radio. Who the fuck else?

    13. AS

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      In this era?

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      I mean, I, yeah, I think radio is, like, one of those, uh, one of those rare lanes where it's really not a lot of people who prosper in it.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

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      You know what I mean?

    18. JR

      Yeah.

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      Like, if you think about it, especially in, in the Black radio space. I mean, you've got the Tom Joiners, the Doug Banks, the Wendy Williams-

    20. JR

      Yeah.

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      You know, so it's, it's rare in that lane, but I think, I think you've got people that have, have established good careers in radio, though.

    22. JR

      Yeah, but in the past.

    23. AS

      Oh, but that's a great question.

    24. JR

      But in the past.

    25. AS

      Who is the last one?

    26. JR

      He's the last one. That's the Last Samurai.

    27. AS

      You're the last person to become-

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      Ah, I think-

    29. AS

      ... famous from radio.

    30. CG

      Nah.

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    Yeah, you know the…

    1. AS

      they let you kind of settle in for the first five.

    2. CG

      Yeah, you know the butt-fuck is coming.

    3. AS

      (laughs) Let that butt, let that butt get nice and tight.

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      (laughs)

    5. JR

      Let that butt dry age.

    6. AS

      At five-year birthday.

    7. JR

      Dry age. (laughs)

    8. AS

      (laughs) Like some elk.

    9. CG

      You might go, listen, you might go in underage, you know? These- these criminals got morals and values.

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. AS

      (laughs)

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      They got what- They're gonna wake you, but not till you 18.

    13. AS

      Grown the fuck up.

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      Yeah, wait till you're like, "Ah."

    15. AS

      Come on, now.

    16. JR

      Oh my God.

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      You gotta wait till you're 18.

    18. JR

      They're not monsters.

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      Listen, when I was young, I used to have a red tractor trailer. It was a red plastic trailer with a g- a farmer on top of it. It was like one of those hard plastic trailers. That farmer used to get off that trailer and fuck with me.

    20. JR

      Oh.

    21. CG

      And I took it in the yard one day, put kerosene on it, and set it on fire.

    22. JR

      (laughs)

    23. AS

      (laughs)

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      And, and in my mind, I remember hearing that farm- farmer scream. My mom will even tell you the story of how I used to always talk about how this fucking farmer used to come off with his tractor and fuck with me, and she w- she saw me set it on fire. And I thought I was crazy until years later I met, uh, Tiffany Haddish and she said she had experiences with her Teddy bears used to come to life and fuck with her.

    25. JR

      Whoa.

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      So I'm just saying.

    27. JR

      Hm.

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      I'm just saying. Shit happens.

    29. JR

      Did all this... Did it happen at night?

    30. AS

      I haven't heard this story.

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    He might not even…

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      him... He's never known for like, "Oh, Bill O'Reilly said this on social media." When the last time you heard Bill O'Reilly say something-

    2. AS

      He might not even be on.

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      ... that made some news?

    4. AS

      Yeah, he, he might not even be on.

    5. CG

      It's tough, bro.

    6. AS

      Yeah, he's podcasting from his like apartment or something like that.

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      (laughs)

    8. AS

      Dude is, there's no background, nothing.

    9. CG

      Really?

    10. AS

      Yeah, it's bad. He's not even wearing like suits.

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      (laughs)

    12. (laughs)

    13. AS

      He's got like a NASA rugby shirt.

    14. JR

      (laughs)

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      (laughs)

    16. AS

      Dude, it's Bill O'Rogan, bro.

    17. CG

      Jesus Christ.

    18. (laughs)

    19. AS

      Bro, we gotta look him up. We gotta see the girl he fucked and hi- and see how they're living right now.

    20. CG

      I think so.

    21. JR

      I think guys like that, they say, "We'll just lay low for a couple of years and then someone will scoop you up again."

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      Nah.

    23. JR

      But there's only one Fox, and when Fox lets you go-

    24. AS

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... if you're one of those guys, those Neocon guys, like you don't really have any place else to go.

    26. AS

      Yeah.

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      A- a- and he's too old to really understand the landscape of like how to navigate this new internet space.

    28. AS

      Yeah.

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      Because you've got plenty of conservative voices who don't have those big platforms.

    30. JR

      Right.

  4. 45:00 – 55:57

    (laughs) …

    1. JR

      you know, he says, "Hello, Twitter world." And then someone's got, "Help, police," in the background.

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      (laughs)

    3. AS

      (laughs)

    4. JR

      That's what they did. So he gets mad, and he DMs that person who made that video, "I'm gonna cut you." I don't think... I think he just-

    5. AS

      He said, "I'm gonna cut you."

    6. JR

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. He s-

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      I think that was strategic, man.

    8. JR

      I don't think so.

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      I, I think he knew it was the 25th anniversary of the Bronco chase. And OJ's only relevance is the fact that he got away with murder, so he has to remind us of that fact all the time in order for us to give a fuck.

    10. JR

      Mm. Did you ever see the videos he did when he was doing rap, when he was dressing up like a king?

    11. AS

      In Miami?

    12. JR

      Yeah. It was... (laughs)

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      He dressed up like a rapper?

    14. JR

      Yeah, he was doing rap.

    15. AS

      Oh, you haven't seen... He had music.

    16. JR

      You didn't know?

    17. CG

      No.

    18. JR

      Though he had... Jamie?

    19. AS

      Well, yeah, all right.

    20. JR

      We can't, we can't play it, right?

    21. AS

      Can't play that.

    22. JR

      We'll get pulled off of YouTube.

    23. AS

      Real quick, that stuff was fake, that DM stuff.

    24. CG

      What stuff?

    25. AS

      That DM stuff was fake.

    26. JR

      Oh, it was fake?

    27. AS

      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    28. JR

      Aah.

    29. AS

      So the guy lied?

    30. Fuck.

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