Joe Rogan Experience #1317 - Andrew Santino

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (humming) Hey, Santino. (laughing)…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (humming) Hey, Santino. (laughing) My man. Good to see you, brother.

   2. ASAndrew Santino0:06

      Good to see you, brother. How are you?

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      Good, man. Um, the charcoal, it's you.

   4. ASAndrew Santino0:09

      That's me.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:10

      I sent, I sent Santino a picture. I'll send it to you, Jamie.

   6. JVJamie Vernon0:12

      I saw it.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      You seen it? (laughs)

   8. ASAndrew Santino0:13

      So fucking funny. I want residuals on that shit.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      Yeah.

   10. ASAndrew Santino0:16

       What is it called? Lucky dev- or...

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:18

       Bro, it's you.

   12. ASAndrew Santino0:18

       (laughs) It's me. What's it called?

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       It's you with a steak.

   14. ASAndrew Santino0:21

       Devil something.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Something.

   16. ASAndrew Santino0:22

       I put it up online, I was like, "This is so fucking funny." This is me with my own charcoal company called, uh ...

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       (laughs)

   18. ASAndrew Santino0:27

       I you're in the market for some charcoal, man. Oh, Jealous Devil, that's what it is.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       (laughs) See?

   20. ASAndrew Santino0:32

       (laughs) That's so me.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       With that beard.

   22. ASAndrew Santino0:34

       Fucking steak down there with a, with a knife. Jealous Devil.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Bar- barbecue is the only truly manly way of cooking.

   24. ASAndrew Santino0:40

       Yes.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Like, nobody brags about having a baker's hat on.

   26. ASAndrew Santino0:42

       Yeah, there, there it is.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Right? There it is.

   28. ASAndrew Santino0:44

       (laughs) Jealous Devil.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       Just Jealous Devil. All natural hardwood.

   30. ASAndrew Santino0:48

       Hardwood.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Right. (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      very intelligent. So either he's running the greatest 30-year con of all time-

   2. ASAndrew Santino15:05

      Right. (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      ... or maybe this really did happen. When you talk to him, so you're just guessing. You don't know.

   4. ASAndrew Santino15:13

      Right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      I don't know his life. I don't know his real life. Right? I'm just guessing. But he seems like a guy who's seen some shit and, and just didn't know what to do and told some friends about it and then, then went to the news. And that's what that George Knapp guy, who was the investigative journalist that studied this case, over all the years, like, this guy's never wavered. And-

   6. ASAndrew Santino15:40

      Like, he stuck with the story over and over.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:42

      And, and things have shown to be true that they said were science fiction. Like the, um, there was this equipment that they had at Los Alamos labs that he talked about, where it was this, uh, thing that measured the distance, or the size rather of the digits in your finger. Apparently it's like a great, like your fingers, the, the inches are specific. And so like if you put your hand down on that thing-

   8. ASAndrew Santino16:03

      Right.

   9. JRJoe Rogan16:03

      ... and then Jamie's hand, it would give a different measurement. Like, there's different, each bone is a different length and i- the exact length is a v- like v- like 1.7 whatever the fuck it is. You know, 1.7 inches.

   10. ASAndrew Santino16:14

       Right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan16:15

       Like, whatever mea- measurement te- tool they use. It was d- d- he was calculating the length of your fingers through some kind of buggy system that he said didn't really work that often.

   12. ASAndrew Santino16:25

       Fuck.

   13. JRJoe Rogan16:25

       But people said that's science fiction, it doesn't exist. And then they finally got photos of these things and people that worked at Los Alamos labs concluded, or, or they, uh, conceded that these were a real thing, I guess.

   14. ASAndrew Santino16:34

       But for a long time they were fighting it being like, "That's not real."

   15. JRJoe Rogan16:36

       They were, pe- some people that didn't know were saying he made that stuff up. It doesn't exist.

   16. ASAndrew Santino16:40

       And then sure enough.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:40

       But it sh- it showed it does exist and it did exist right there where he worked. He even took them on a tour through the labs. Like, he knew where everything was. He used to work there. So he, when they went there with the documentary crew, with Jeremy Corbell, they just walked them through. He showed where he worked.

   18. ASAndrew Santino16:53

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:53

       He walked right in there.

   20. ASAndrew Santino16:55

       That's so fucked up. (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:56

       Maybe, look, maybe the guy's running the craziest con game of all time-

   22. ASAndrew Santino17:00

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan17:00

       ... and he's just a super genius and way smarter than me and he tricked me and he thinks it's hilarious.

   24. ASAndrew Santino17:05

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan17:06

       Or maybe he saw some shit. What he was explaining that made it more and more interesting was how compartmentalized it was, and a- about how the problem with being so compartmentalized is that science is, it's based on free exchange of information.

   26. ASAndrew Santino17:21

       Right.

   27. JRJoe Rogan17:22

       You, you have to have guys who are testing all these different things and working on them together. That's the only way you can do-

   28. ASAndrew Santino17:27

       Right.

   29. JRJoe Rogan17:27

       So, so he's limited to a couple of guys that are working on the propulsion system, and then there's a couple other guys that are working on the metallurgy, and a couple of other guys that are working on the navigation system. And they chose him because he was kind of a maniac and he put a fucking jet engine in the back of a Honda.

   30. ASAndrew Santino17:42

       (laughs)
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Cheers. …

   1. ASAndrew Santino30:00

      the hype of... Because of the growth of, growth of MMA... Cheers.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      Cheers.

   3. ASAndrew Santino30:04

      Cheers, my brother. Because of the growth of MMA, CrossFit, all of these n- all these new worlds that have kind of emerged socially now, that are so much bigger than they were years ago, nerds from- that I grew up with in high school-

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:16

      Are now into workouts.

   5. ASAndrew Santino30:16

      ... are into working out.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:17

      Yes.

   7. ASAndrew Santino30:17

      Yeah, that's the irony.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:18

      That's a big thing with jujitsu.

   9. ASAndrew Santino30:19

      That's what I'm saying. Is like the biggest-

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       Yes.

   11. ASAndrew Santino30:21

       ... like insecure people, now they found a home-

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:23

       Yeah.

   13. ASAndrew Santino30:23

       ... in something that's disciplined.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       It's good... It feels good to move your body. It feels good. It feels good to do things, whether it's-... taking a dance class. I'm not into that, but taking-

   15. ASAndrew Santino30:34

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       ... karate.

   17. ASAndrew Santino30:35

       I'm not into that shit.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       You know, d- d- I like yoga, I like running-

   19. ASAndrew Santino30:39

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       ... I like j- doing jujitsu, obviously. I like all k- I like all kinds of martial arts. And, but, I just like moving my body, man.

   21. ASAndrew Santino30:46

       Right.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       I like running up hills. You move your body.

   23. ASAndrew Santino30:49

       Same.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       Get it going. You'll feel better afterwards. I know you don't-

   25. ASAndrew Santino30:52

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:52

       ... wanna do it. I never w- I fucking hardly ever wanna do it. If m- I maybe wanna d- wanna actually do it five outta 10 times. But I do it.

   27. ASAndrew Santino31:00

       May- maybe less, yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       But I do it. I just do it. I know what it's like to not wanna do it. I get it. Shut up. I just start talking to myself. I go, "Come on, pussy, what are you talking about?"

   29. ASAndrew Santino31:10

       Do it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:10

       If I was you, outside of you, knowing what I know, if I could read my mind, I'd be like, "Come on, bitch. You're just being lazy. Put your fucking shoes on."
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   What, but what an…

   1. ASAndrew Santino45:00

      almost, right?

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      What, but what an amazing animal, man. Just-

   3. ASAndrew Santino45:03

      Unbelievable.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      Imagine that thing lives in this place where there's no vegetables at all.

   5. ASAndrew Santino45:08

      Nope.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      But it got so big. It evolved to get that big.

   7. ASAndrew Santino45:12

      Meat, dude. Just meat.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:14

      It's-

   9. ASAndrew Santino45:14

      Tons and tons and tons of meat.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:15

       And it can eat a fucking, uh, like a hole through ice to get to you too.

   11. ASAndrew Santino45:21

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:21

       It'll just chew through the ice.

   13. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)45:25

       (laughs)

   14. ASAndrew Santino45:25

       Dude.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       It'll do whatever it can to get to you, right?

   16. ASAndrew Santino45:28

       Th- They're, they're, they're qu-... It's, it's so nice that they're so far away.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       They swim. You know, they jump in the water and swim.

   18. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)45:33

       Yeah, they can swim six miles an hour.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       Bro.

   20. ASAndrew Santino45:36

       And for how long can they swim? I wonder how long they can stay in the water for, 'cause they have to get out at some point.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       How fast is that in knots, and why do we need knots?

   22. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)45:42

       (laughs)

   23. ASAndrew Santino45:42

       Like, boat, boat people love that shit.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:44

       What's up with boat people? "Hey, it's six fathoms." "Hey, fuck face."

   25. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)45:47

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       "How many feet?" (laughs)

   27. ASAndrew Santino45:49

       (laughs)

   28. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)45:49

       Uh, 5.2 knots.

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       5.2 knots.

   30. ASAndrew Santino45:52

       5.2 knots.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:00:24

   Uh, what the fuck…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

   2. ASAndrew Santino1:00:00

      Uh, what the fuck is that guy's name?

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      What the fuck's that guy's name?

   4. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)1:00:02

      I don't know what you're talking about, but this is a newer movie.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      We can, we can figure this out.

   6. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)1:00:05

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      We're gonna get to this.

   8. ASAndrew Santino1:00:06

      (laughs)

   9. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)1:00:06

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

       We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Well, it, that, first of all, that guy, find out the, the TV show Homeland, first season.

   11. ASAndrew Santino1:00:14

       Yeah.

   12. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)1:00:15

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

       And then you'll find the guy's name.

   14. GCGuest (unidentified, minor contributor)1:00:16

       He's on Billions now.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

       Billions, that's right, that guy.

   16. ASAndrew Santino1:00:18

       Come on.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

       That guy's an awesome actor.

   18. ASAndrew Santino1:00:19

       Why can't I think his fucking name?

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

       You know that guy has an English accent?

   20. ASAndrew Santino1:00:21

       Yeah, he does. Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       Isn't that crazy?

   22. ASAndrew Santino1:00:22

       I know that. Oh, uh-

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

       As good as he is-

   24. ASAndrew Santino1:00:24

       And I can-

Episode duration: 2:52:26