EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,011 words- 0:00 – 2:03
Coke nails, trying cocaine, and why addictions take over
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, yeah. That's all he is. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Boom. And we're live. That's it.
- RWReggie Watts
Hi.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hello, Reggie.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, this stuff, purple venom. Um-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's what he calls it?
- RWReggie Watts
That, that's what his friend calls it. And, uh, yeah, his friend's like, you know, pretty skeptical, uh, skeptical about other people's stuff, but then he tried it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you have a coke nail? Was that a coke nail?
- RWReggie Watts
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
The left one?
- RWReggie Watts
No, I know. People think-
- JRJoe Rogan
They're super long.
- RWReggie Watts
People think that they're coke nails, they're not.
- JRJoe Rogan
Are they fake?
- RWReggie Watts
No. They're real.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're real.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You g- but y- you don't do coke?
- RWReggie Watts
I don't do coke.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ever? Have you ever done coke?
- RWReggie Watts
I mean, I do Coke Zero.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RWReggie Watts
I have done, I, I have done, uh, (laughs) it's like Coke Light. It's like, it looks like coke, you can snort it, it feels like coke, but it doesn't give you high. Um, no, uh, I, I have. I've tried it, I would say, honestly, maybe four times.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RWReggie Watts
And I've never ... It's always, it just felt like I just took three shots of espresso, and I'm not r- it's not really, it doesn't do anything for me that I'm like, "Ah, I'd better g- I'd better invest in that."
- JRJoe Rogan
I need to try it one day, because I just, I need to know what's going on.
- RWReggie Watts
I mean-
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm 51 years old. How do I n- I don't know what coke is.
- RWReggie Watts
I, you know, I think it's worth, I mean, if you don't, if you, you know, if you don't have a predisposition for being a hyper-addictive personality type-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I definitely do, but-
- 2:03 – 2:56
Weed tech and stoner culture: the auto joint-filling machine
- JRJoe Rogan
Spark that bitch up. Let's do this shit, Reggie.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Yeah. Here it is. Here, you can have the first-
- JRJoe Rogan
Come on. Oh, oh, thank you.
- RWReggie Watts
I used an automated machine.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh.
- RWReggie Watts
The, the Auto. Have you heard of it?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- RWReggie Watts
So cool. It's like this, like, little-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's like grinder and a?
- RWReggie Watts
It's a grinder and it, and it fits on a tube that you put an empty rolling thing in there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh.
- RWReggie Watts
So you, like, you put that in there. Oh, you got it. Um, and then it's like a, yeah, it's like a clear tube. You put in the pre-rolled, you know, empty whatever, joint thing. And then, uh, and then you put this machine that just goes over, attaches magnetically. And then you put in your weed and you just press a button. And it's like coffee makers, like ... Where's the hatch?
- JRJoe Rogan
(mimicking machine sounds)
- RWReggie Watts
And it fills it up perfectly, and then you just pack it by shaking it and twisting it and you're done.
- JRJoe Rogan
These goddamn stoners today. They're getting too crazy.
- RWReggie Watts
I know. I rarely smoke. I always make exceptions for stuff like this.
- JRJoe Rogan
You rare-
- RWReggie Watts
There it is.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, look at it.
- RWReggie Watts
There. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow. That's actually pretty sleek looking.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, it's by Banana Brothers, I think, is the company.
- 2:56 – 5:44
Hip-hop knowledge gaps, lyrics vs beats, and what makes rap compelling
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, I, I smoke pretty regularly, but, um, I, I got high with B-Real. I did, uh, his Smoke Box show.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm like, "Okay, I'm gonna find-"
- RWReggie Watts
Who's B-Real? A rapper.
- JRJoe Rogan
Cypress Hill.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, it's Cypress Hill. Gotcha.
- JRJoe Rogan
How dare you?
- RWReggie Watts
I apologize.
- JRJoe Rogan
Who's B-Real?
- RWReggie Watts
I apologize.
- JRJoe Rogan
Who the fuck are you, Reggie?
- RWReggie Watts
I, just so you know, I know nothing about hip hop. Just so you know.
- JRJoe Rogan
God damn, Reggie.
- RWReggie Watts
I know.
- JRJoe Rogan
How do you not know anything about Cypress Hill?
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs) I know, I know. People are always like, "You gotta know about hip hop."
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- RWReggie Watts
I'm like, "I know, shit. I know Run-D.M.C."
- JRJoe Rogan
You really don't know any hip hop?
- RWReggie Watts
No, I kinda stopped after the Bohemian phase.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- RWReggie Watts
You know, like, after A Tribe Called Quest and, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
De La Soul.
- RWReggie Watts
... De La Soul. Like, it just kinda lost me because it then it turned in ... I liked gangster in the beginning, you know, 'cause it was something new and you were like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RWReggie Watts
... "What the fuck is this? Oh, that's so cool." You know? But, uh, then it kind of morphed into club hop where it just was all about bitches and cars and all that shit, and it was really the lyrics. The beats I loved. I thought it was cool, but I just got tired of it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, what about, like, Nas?
- RWReggie Watts
I mean, I, because I left in '95-
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm. Wow, really?
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs) Like, I left hip hop in '95, '96. And then I know there's plenty of hip hop heads that will be like, "Dude, you gotta check out so and so. You gotta check out, you gotta check-"
- 5:44 – 6:39
YouTube strikes, demonetization, and going independent with streaming
- JRJoe Rogan
I wish we could play it on the podcast, but th- then, we can't do that anymore. Back in the day-
- RWReggie Watts
They'd run your jewels, man. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, they will run your jewels right out of town. But back in the day when you had, uh, like, the internet was, no one knew what a podcast was, you could do all kinds of shit. You could just play things.
- RWReggie Watts
(coughs) I mean, (coughs) you still can. I mean, if it was livestream you could.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but you get, you get taken down. You get demonetized. You get a strike against your channel. If you get three strikes they take your channel down permanently. It's all super sketchy.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, are you, are you using YouTube?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- RWReggie Watts
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's the real problem.
- RWReggie Watts
I've seen it.
- JRJoe Rogan
YouTube's the real problem.
- RWReggie Watts
I'm a...I'm bypassing all that very soon.
- JRJoe Rogan
What are you doing? Going crazy?
- RWReggie Watts
I'm just doing my own live streaming kind of thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's smart.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, 'cause that way I just don't have to worry about all that bullshit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
I mean, the thing-
- JRJoe Rogan
Ultimately that's where it's probably gonna have to go.
- RWReggie Watts
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
(coughs)
- RWReggie Watts
But, uh, but at the same time, everybody's at YouTube.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
So, so the, the secret is, or the question is, like, how can you-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, you could do both.
- RWReggie Watts
How ... Yeah, exactly.
- JRJoe Rogan
(coughs) What you could do is-
- RWReggie Watts
I think that that's the way to go.
- 6:39 – 10:10
Non-alcohol beer, switchblades, and practical preparedness (glass breakers, water bottles)
- JRJoe Rogan
You want a, a zero, zero alcohol Heineken?
- RWReggie Watts
Are you serious? Yeah, I'll try a zero ... Yeah, 'cause my problem with alcohol is alcohol.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
So, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
These are actually very good.
- RWReggie Watts
Thanks, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
They taste like a regular Heineken.
- RWReggie Watts
Mm. Check what I've got out. Did you see these? (lighter clicks)
- JRJoe Rogan
What is that?
- RWReggie Watts
It's a Microtech, uh, California legal switchblade.
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What are you stabbing people with a tiny knife?
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
What are you doing, Reggie?
- RWReggie Watts
No, I, I li-
- JRJoe Rogan
What the fuck's been going on since I saw you last? (laughs)
- RWReggie Watts
I like it ... Well, I like having a kni- I'm from Montana, you always have a knife.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hm.
- RWReggie Watts
You just always have a ... It's like the greatest tool. But, uh, it makes it-
- JRJoe Rogan
How's, how's the button go?
- RWReggie Watts
Okay, so hold it the opposite way. Uh, turn it around, flip it around. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, on your face?
- RWReggie Watts
And then the button on the top side, see there's like a lever-
- JRJoe Rogan
That button? There?
- RWReggie Watts
No. Gotcha.
- JRJoe Rogan
This thing here?
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, that. So, this on the back, this is a glass breaker.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay. A glass breaker?
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, for like if you're in your car, you know, or whatever, and you needed to break the window. Jesus. Um, but, uh, here's the switch.
- 10:10 – 14:01
Food as art: Tom Papa’s bread and Bourdain’s influence
- JRJoe Rogan
You know Fortune Femster? The comedian?
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's great.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really funny.
- RWReggie Watts
She's rad.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really funny.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, I follow her. She's awesome.
- JRJoe Rogan
She had a ... I wish I remember her joke. But she had a funny joke about Mumford and Sons and Mason jars.
- RWReggie Watts
What, really? (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, sweet.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, that's good. Mumford and Sons Mason jars.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think it was like something to, to the, the tune of, you know, she used Mason jars for real, not like the, not like this bullshit.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
She actually grew up poor. I think that was it. I apologize if I'm wrong.
- RWReggie Watts
That was, I mean, that's-
- JRJoe Rogan
She's very funny though.
- RWReggie Watts
I mean, she is, I mean, she's so rad.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
I saw her in, uh ... Where, where in ... Oh, in Australia, Sydney.
- JRJoe Rogan
She's doing a podcast with Tom Papa.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
Who's Tom Papa? Sorry.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) How dare you again?
- RWReggie Watts
Sorry, guys.
- JRJoe Rogan
Tom Papa is a brilliant standup comedian. Really, really funny guy. Super, super nice guy too. And he's the master of bread.
- RWReggie Watts
Bread?
- JRJoe Rogan
He makes bread. Yes.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, shit.
- 14:01 – 19:59
Music as a time-based ‘ghost’ and the neglected art of smell
- RWReggie Watts
... well, you know in a, in a weird way, um, (smacks lips) or, uh, i- in a weird way music is kind of like that.
- JRJoe Rogan
If it's not recorded, right?
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, well, no, I mean, if it is recorded, because you only experience it temporarily, but it exists as a idea in your head, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RWReggie Watts
Like a, like a ghost image of it. But then when you listen listen to it, when you p- press play and you listen to it, it's happening in real time. As soon as you stop it, it's no long- it no longer exists. So you're still just like in the kind of shadow memory of it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, if you're not interve- interacting with it, it doesn't exist.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, (laughs) yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow. (smacks lips) Y- yeah. Imagine if there was something like that you could do with smells, right?
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs) Oh, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause smells-
- RWReggie Watts
Now, that, that's tough.
- JRJoe Rogan
... are the one sense that doesn't get any love. Like your eyes-
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... people make all these beautiful things.
- RWReggie Watts
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right? Your ears, people make beautiful music.
- RWReggie Watts
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
But you got like perfume, cologne, and f- some fucking flowers. It's all you got.
- RWReggie Watts
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And weird shit-
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... like patchouli where they're like, "Settle down."
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs) Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Settle down."
- RWReggie Watts
Not champa.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Settle down with your wooden, settle down with your wooden beads."
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"Settle down."
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"Settle down with your instinct."
- 19:59 – 26:58
Whitesnake, 80s sincerity, and how drugs shaped the sound of an era
- JRJoe Rogan
... if you love Mötley Crüe, you love Mötley Crüe.
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not (laughs) , it's not that there's anything wrong with Mötley Crüe.
- RWReggie Watts
I'm glad you used that example.
- JRJoe Rogan
But if you, if you're fucking at home by yourself going, "Girls, girls, girls, yeah!"
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs) If you're loving it, that, th- ... That's art. Like why are we so judgy? Uh, I, I, I do that with Whitesnake all the fucking time, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) That's al- ... Uh, I, I've told this story before-
- RWReggie Watts
I love them.
- JRJoe Rogan
... but a dude sent me in a Whitesnake cassette, and, uh, I ca- ... I used to ha- ... It's in the office, because, uh, I had a girlfriend that made me throw it away after I got in a car accident. I had a Whitesnake cassette in my car.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, what?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RWReggie Watts
Why'd she make you ... Because she thought it was bad juju?
- JRJoe Rogan
She's just ... She's really into telling me what to do.
- RWReggie Watts
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
She was, she was older than me.
- RWReggie Watts
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
And, um, she, uh, she's ... I was pa- packing up all my stuff 'cause, uh, my car was broken. You know, it got ... I got T-boned.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And, uh, as I'm g- grabbing all my stuff, um, she's like, "Leave that." I go, "Leave what?" She's like, "Leave the Whitesnake. It's ... Like, you gotta get over that music."
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I was like, "Really?"
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, damn.
- JRJoe Rogan
She's like, "Yeah, it's terrible music." She was into, like, the Pixies, that kind of shit. I don't even know if the Pixies existed-
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... back then. But she was-
- RWReggie Watts
I loved, I loved them too, but I also loved Whitesnake.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a thing that people do though, where they only like things that make them appear smart or interesting. And there's like ... It's like a hustle.
- RWReggie Watts
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like you, you tell people you're really into Indian food and you really ... You might really be, but there's also a thing you're doing, like you're, you're that person that's only into the cool stuff. But, like-
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah.
- 26:58 – 32:23
LSD music, Grateful Dead culture, and the ‘chemist on tour’ revelation
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I don't know this, but that's what everybody's always said about the, the, The Dead and LSD.
- RWReggie Watts
Exactly.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, that if you... Like, the people that don't get The Dead (clears throat) , and I'm guilty of being one of those people-
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan-
- JRJoe Rogan
... it's because-
- RWReggie Watts
... but I respect them.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's because you haven't listened on LSD. Apparently, according to people that I know-
- RWReggie Watts
I see.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you listen to The Dead on LSD, and you're like, "Oh my God, I get it."
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, I see. I see. Interesting.
- JRJoe Rogan
It just, it's, it's LSD music.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like...
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, totally.
- JRJoe Rogan
D- my cousin used to follow them around.
- RWReggie Watts
Really? Okay, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
She followed them around for, God, I wanna say a couple years, where she was on tour. They would sell, like, bacon and eggs out of the car. She was a total hippie, like a real-
- RWReggie Watts
That's sick.
- JRJoe Rogan
... super legit hippie.
- RWReggie Watts
That's kinda sick.
- JRJoe Rogan
But, um-
- RWReggie Watts
That's rare.
- JRJoe Rogan
So I gotta talk to her about, like, the culture. It's like, it's everyone's on acid. They're all doing... (laughs) So, so many of them are doing acid.
- RWReggie Watts
Mushrooms, acid.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't wanna say every one of them, but it's like, it's probably half.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Which is crazy for a concert. Imagine going to a concert and half the people are doing mushrooms.
- RWReggie Watts
I know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like 100%, 100% of the time, half the pe- I don't know if I'm, that I've, if you're-
- RWReggie Watts
Those are some pros, man. I'll say that.
- 32:23 – 36:16
Psychedelics, consciousness theories, and skepticism without experience
- JRJoe Rogan
... to st- the first guy to stumble on mushrooms. Must have been like, "What the fuck?" Like, mushrooms had to have been, like, relearned at some point in time. There, like, had to be some people that lived in an environment where there was no mushrooms where people didn't get 'em, and then someone found 'em somewhere, but they didn't have any personal knowledge of what it was and tried it and ate it and tripped. That had to have happened.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, uh, I mean, I think, you know, it could, it could also be like, "Hey, I'm foraging for blah, blah, blahs."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
And because, and, you know, arguably they would say mushrooms were around, like, way, way, way... Some people, you know, not so scientific perhaps, I don't know, or maybe scientific, have surmised that maybe consciousness or self-awareness came from the s- our species running into some kind of a psychedelic event-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
... which caused, like, this hyper self-awareness loop or whatever. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
You know why that one deserves a lot of attention? 'Cause people are so resistant to it. Like, really rational-
- RWReggie Watts
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... intelligent people are so resistant to it. And, uh, it's almost all the way.
- RWReggie Watts
Resistant to what?
- JRJoe Rogan
To that concept.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
The concept that maybe, uh, our consciousness was, uh, somehow influenced-
- RWReggie Watts
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... by psychedelics. But to a man, almost to a man, all the, the... Well, I shouldn't say that even. I'm over, over-generalizing, but many of those people have not had psychedelic experiences that dismiss 'em so readily.
- RWReggie Watts
That's true.
- JRJoe Rogan
The people that have had psychedelic experiences that tend to be skeptical or more rational, they wouldn't, they're not gonna have a definitive position on it. They're gonna go, "Well, hmm."
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Something to consider.
- RWReggie Watts
It's more measured.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
Like... Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But then there's the hardliners. You know, there's hardliners on both sides. The hardliners who definitely believe that happened and the hardliners who believe that it, that they don't have any positive effects whatsoever.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah. Yeah, totally.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're, they're both almost equally foolish.
- RWReggie Watts
Exactly. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, I mean, that's, uh, that's what we're experiencing right now.
- JRJoe Rogan
But at least the people that have experienced it, they know what they're talking about. The people that haven't experienced it and don't think it's worth trying, like, all right.
- RWReggie Watts
Right.
- 36:16 – 40:30
Intelligence, ideology, and learning from different kinds of minds
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I think some people have the burden of intelligence. And what I mean by that is that they're really smart and they see a lot of people around them that are silly.
- RWReggie Watts
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And they experience that so often that they get weary and they get, they get, you know, they sort of get rigid in their belief that their opinions are correct because they dismiss most of the people that are around them.
- RWReggie Watts
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because you're around a bunch of dummies.
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
If you're a really smart guy or smart girl, it's hard, it's hard to, to maintain a, a good a...... perception of what things are and what things aren't when you're the smartest person in the room. You kinda never wanna be the smartest person in the room.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah. And also, yes, and also, believing that you are-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. (laughs)
- RWReggie Watts
... in a way, excludes you-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- RWReggie Watts
... from including other people who are-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- RWReggie Watts
... also smarter than everybody in the room.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it's not even, maybe not even smarter, we should say-
- RWReggie Watts
But, but, but I know what you're saying.
- JRJoe Rogan
... but they're, they're not limited by an ideology. Their, their perspective isn't dimmed.
- RWReggie Watts
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. They're-
- RWReggie Watts
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
They, they see things clearly, which is, I think, one of the most underrated forms of intelligence. Like, there's all this intelligence in solving mathematical problems-
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... social intelligence, but th- there's, there's, there's a bunch of different kinds of intelligence.
- RWReggie Watts
Absolutely.
- JRJoe Rogan
Being able to see through the bullshit is, is an intelligence. And some people-
- RWReggie Watts
Absolutely.
- JRJoe Rogan
... just don't have it.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, no, absolutely. And I think that, you know, at the same time, wanting to help someone see that angle-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RWReggie Watts
... is also an important thing. So if you're like a-
- 40:30 – 55:59
Environment, capitalism critiques, and why people defend harmful industries
- JRJoe Rogan
S- some people have a lack of cool people around them too, that's a real problem.
- RWReggie Watts
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
You get stuck in a sh- it's like a good tomato plant is not gonna grow in the fucking Sonora Desert, all right? There's no nutrients there.
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
It's too bright, it's n- the sun's too hot, it's not the right climate.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right?
- RWReggie Watts
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
If you're stuck in some fucking shithole city and it's just, your whole neighborhood's filled with dummies and there's no prospects and there's fucking lead in the water, you got Flint, Michigan water you're drinking-
- RWReggie Watts
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... they still haven't fixed that.
- RWReggie Watts
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
People have to drink bottled water in Flint, Michigan.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
In 2019.
- RWReggie Watts
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, how, how are they, do they not have, how did they let that ever get to that point? Like, at all the things you need, well, what do we need to stay alive? Number one, water.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay, let's ignore that. Let's ignore that and, uh, work on the cracks in the streets. Let's ignore that and, uh, have new, uh, traffic lights that, uh, have cameras on them to bust you so we can get more revenue.
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs) Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's make sure we hire parking ten-... What about the water?
- RWReggie Watts
Uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
We can get to that. We'll get to that in a while later.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah. Well, it's, it's my new phrase for, uh, you know, our situation, cuz capitalism. Cuz the current version of capitalism.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is it capitalism? I don't even... (sighs) I don't-
- RWReggie Watts
Well-
- JRJoe Rogan
... know enough about economics.
- RWReggie Watts
I mean, I, it's not really, it's more just like a philosophical idea.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, but can you have capitalism with regulation so that you make sure that there's no pollution, you make sure that people-
- RWReggie Watts
You, yes, of course.
- 55:59 – 1:25:37
Human barbarism in history: duels, war fashion, and ‘civil barbarianism’
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, it was, people were doing duels when they were r... The president was doing duels-
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, that's right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... just a couple hundred years ago.
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
- JRJoe Rogan
That shit is so recent.
- RWReggie Watts
You're right. Yeah. I mean-
- JRJoe Rogan
Barbaric shit, man. Shooting each other with little f- mini muskets in the fucking street.
- RWReggie Watts
(sighs)
- JRJoe Rogan
In front of everybody. And you were the president. Is that true? Was there a president that got in a duel? That is true, right?
- RWReggie Watts
I think you're right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I looked it up. It was Andrew Jackson got in like over a hundred duels, I think.
- RWReggie Watts
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
But that like-
- RWReggie Watts
What?
- JRJoe Rogan
The duels weren't like that duel type thing. It was really just like a challenge to see if you would show up really and then like-
- RWReggie Watts
Oh, they talked out of it?
- JRJoe Rogan
It was like just a formality. Yeah. It wasn't really like always like someone died in every single one.
- RWReggie Watts
Did he shoot anybody?
- JRJoe Rogan
He did.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
But I think only like one person.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh. Oh, 'cause usually they didn't-
- JRJoe Rogan
I imagine they have a crazy story about it.
- RWReggie Watts
They don't aim at each other. That's what, that's what, that's what I heard that there was like... (laughs) You kind of like aim near them.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- RWReggie Watts
Something like that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Why?
- RWReggie Watts
Yeah, and that was a way to concede.
- JRJoe Rogan
In one duel he got shot, I think in the chest, but he was such a badass he s- he stayed, he like put his hand over it and held it and s- and s... 'Cause his gun jammed when he was supposed to fire so the other guy got him, and then he fixed his gun, shot the guy in the head, and that guy ended up dying.
- RWReggie Watts
Oh!
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