Joe Rogan Experience #1324 - Ian Edwards

1. 0:00 – 2:33

   Fast-food fries wars, vegan loopholes, and Five Guys supremacy

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (humming) Boom! Ian Edwards, the ever, the contrarian, shows up with an Android phone, drinking tea.

   2. IEIan Edwards0:08

      (laughs) Gangster son. (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      Crazy. He just followed no rules, man.

   4. IEIan Edwards0:11

      Still vegan, baby. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      (laughs) Sort of. You had some french fries with David Lee Roth that were made with clearly-

   6. IEIan Edwards0:18

      A legend. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      ... with some animal fat. Uh, Jamie, you were there. What did you see?

   8. NANarrator0:22

      I saw a french fry or two.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      Yeah.

   10. NANarrator0:23

       Disappeared in my life.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       Listen, up at MGM Steakhouse, they ain't cooking that fucking... Those french fries in anything other than animal fat. Guaranteed. They're too delicious.

   12. IEIan Edwards0:32

       I didn't see it. I didn't see it.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       Even at McDonald's. If you get McDonald's fries, apparently they cook them in some fucking disgusting fat.

   14. IEIan Edwards0:40

       Well, that's what makes them taste so good.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       (sighs) What does make McDonald's fries taste good, they're pretty good, but they're not my favorite. I don't-

   16. IEIan Edwards0:46

       They're not?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       I get confused when people say they're better than In-N-Out fries.

   18. NANarrator0:50

       Oh, what? How?

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       I like fries that taste like potatoes.

   20. IEIan Edwards0:53

       Oh yeah?

   21. NANarrator0:53

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       In-N-Out, In-N-Out fries are far superior.

   23. IEIan Edwards0:56

       I don't like fries that taste like potatoes.

   24. NANarrator0:58

       How dare you?

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       (laughs) Look at... What? This is the most upset I've ever seen Jamie in all my years working with him.

   26. IEIan Edwards1:05

       (laughs)

   27. NANarrator1:06

       In-N-Out fries are better than McDonald's.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:09

       I do personally feel like... You know who I, I had beef with that about?

   29. IEIan Edwards1:12

       Hilarious.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       Kandy Alexander from, uh, News Radio. She was the first person to... Like, we went and got In-N-Out, like, for the whole s- the whole group of us.
2. 2:33 – 3:59

   Starbucks, homelessness, and the weird rules of public space in LA

   1. JRJoe Rogan2:33

      I'll tell you what, man. Since, um, Starbucks got in trouble for being racist, um, there's a lot more homeless people at Starbucks. Like they understand now.

   2. IEIan Edwards2:41

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan2:41

      They could just go there. It's really, it's really odd.

   4. IEIan Edwards2:44

      That's so funny.

   5. JRJoe Rogan2:45

      It's true.

   6. IEIan Edwards2:45

      They can't get kicked out.

   7. JRJoe Rogan2:46

      They can't get kicked out.

   8. IEIan Edwards2:47

      Everybody's afraid.

   9. JRJoe Rogan2:48

      Dude, it's, it's 100% different. 100% different in some spots.

   10. NANarrator2:51

       Like which ones are you going to? Because the ones in Hollywood, they know how to handle it for the most part, because they got locks and everything.

   11. JRJoe Rogan2:56

       Yeah. I went to a shifty one in downtown where, uh, they, they don't even have a bathroom. I'm like, "How are you serving coffee and you don't have a bathroom?"

   12. IEIan Edwards3:03

       Right.

   13. JRJoe Rogan3:03

       Coffee makes you shit and piss.

   14. IEIan Edwards3:05

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan3:05

       This is ridiculous. But I realized they didn't have a bathroom because of the homeless people. There was homeless people that had like... This guy had a port and he was charging all of his devices. He had everything. He had like a phone, a fucking iPad.

   16. IEIan Edwards3:16

       He's got a long night ahead of him.

   17. JRJoe Rogan3:18

       But they get free electricity there.

   18. IEIan Edwards3:19

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan3:19

       And they... So he's got like a bag of his stuff. Like he's got a little camp in the corner of the Starbucks. I'm like, "Wow." On one hand, like, hey, how's a guy supposed to get some electricity?

   20. IEIan Edwards3:29

       Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan3:29

       I want him to get back up on his feet. Maybe this is the way to do it. Maybe it's through that iPad.

   22. IEIan Edwards3:33

       Uh-huh.

   23. JRJoe Rogan3:33

       On the other hand, I'm like, "Hey, don't give me a disease, you fucking..."

   24. IEIan Edwards3:38

       (laughs)

   25. NANarrator3:38

       I got, uh, hip to this Instagram account yesterday. Street People of Los Angeles, which has got some very interesting content.

   26. JRJoe Rogan3:44

       Is that a naked person?

   27. NANarrator3:45

       Yes, it is.

   28. JRJoe Rogan3:46

       A naked person just changing on the street?

   29. NANarrator3:48

       Just changing on the street. That was actually in San Francisco, I think. I remember checking that post, but-

   30. JRJoe Rogan3:51

       Wow.
3. 3:59 – 5:34

   Street fires, permits, and the “just cook in Griffith Park” logic

   1. IEIan Edwards3:59

      There's a Tommy's in Hollywood.

   2. JRJoe Rogan4:01

      Look at that one. Sorry, go ahead. Tommy's on Holmes?

   3. IEIan Edwards4:03

      And, uh, there's always like a bunch of young homeless people cooking in front of it. Like, there's a bus stop. They have a lit fire, like cavemen, like, like, like Fear of the Walking Dead style campfire.

   4. JRJoe Rogan4:19

      Yeah.

   5. IEIan Edwards4:19

      Like outside of the Tommy's on Hollywood Boulevard, like on a daily basis.

   6. JRJoe Rogan4:23

      How weird.

   7. IEIan Edwards4:24

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan4:24

      It's just weird that that's okay. Like if you just wanted to start a fire on the side of the road, would that be okay?

   9. NANarrator4:31

      No.

   10. JRJoe Rogan4:31

       No. But can you start a fire to cook?

   11. IEIan Edwards4:34

       Apparently.

   12. JRJoe Rogan4:35

       Can you or did they just not get busted?

   13. NANarrator4:37

       You probably need a permit.

   14. JRJoe Rogan4:38

       Yeah, I would think you'd need something.

   15. NANarrator4:39

       Like a... To be like a grill, street vendor type permit.

   16. JRJoe Rogan4:43

       If you wanted to sell. But what if you just wanted to give food away?

   17. NANarrator4:46

       You can't do that.

   18. JRJoe Rogan4:47

       You can't, but you could eat it yourself.

   19. NANarrator4:49

       Mm, I don't know.

   20. JRJoe Rogan4:51

       Could you offer it to... (laughs)

   21. IEIan Edwards4:52

       (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan4:53

       It seems like you could offer it to somebody. Like, you know, if they allow you to cook and you and I were sitting there and we're cooking-

   23. IEIan Edwards4:59

       Uh-huh.

   24. JRJoe Rogan4:59

       ... and I said, "Would you like some?" And you said, "Sure, that looks good."

   25. IEIan Edwards5:02

       Yeah, yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan5:02

       That should be okay.

   27. IEIan Edwards5:03

       Yeah, it's like a donation. You know how some places-

   28. JRJoe Rogan5:05

       Yeah.

   29. IEIan Edwards5:05

       ... they don't charge you to get in, but they accept a donation?

   30. JRJoe Rogan5:08

       But what if you plan it in advance? You say, "Hey, all of us meet on the corner of 3rd and Santa Monica. I'm gonna have a cookout."
4. 5:34 – 14:21

   Griffith Park’s predator-prey reality: P22 mountain lion near joggers

   1. JRJoe Rogan5:34

      That is one of the nicest parts of LA, by the way.

   2. IEIan Edwards5:36

      Mm-hmm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan5:36

      And if people don't know, that is a fucking wildlife area. That's a legit wildlife area.

   4. IEIan Edwards5:43

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan5:43

      There is a real predator prey fucking law of the jungle thing going down right now in Griffith Park. It's mountain lions and deer.

   6. IEIan Edwards5:52

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan5:52

      And it is going down every day.

   8. IEIan Edwards5:54

      And coyotes.

   9. JRJoe Rogan5:56

      And coyotes. You are doing all your stuff. It's a really amazing place, right? Because here we are, we got Pasadena and Glendale and Burbank and LA, you know, beautiful. Fucking BMWs driving by.

   10. IEIan Edwards6:07

       Teslas.

   11. JRJoe Rogan6:07

       Everything's cool. People are jogging. They got AirPods in.

   12. IEIan Edwards6:11

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan6:11

       They're jogging in Griffith Park. They're jogging right near a war zone.

   14. IEIan Edwards6:15

       Yeah, I hear-

   15. JRJoe Rogan6:15

       It's a war zone.

   16. IEIan Edwards6:16

       ... bushes rustling sometimes-

   17. JRJoe Rogan6:17

       Oh.

   18. IEIan Edwards6:17

       ... because I live around the corner and I'm like...

   19. JRJoe Rogan6:20

       Fuck, dude.

   20. IEIan Edwards6:21

       Like, I'm, I'm on, I'm stay paying attention, 100%.

   21. JRJoe Rogan6:25

       We got a giant framed picture-

   22. IEIan Edwards6:28

       Mm-hmm.

   23. JRJoe Rogan6:28

       ... headed to the studio of this mountain lion that was photographed by a camera trap. You know what a camera trap is?

   24. IEIan Edwards6:34

       Nah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan6:35

       Um, they set them up to, uh, monitor the numbers of wildlife and to just try to get an accurate assessment of what's in the area.

   26. IEIan Edwards6:42

       Mm-hmm.

   27. JRJoe Rogan6:42

       So what it is, it's like a camera, that's the photo.

   28. IEIan Edwards6:45

       Damn.

   29. JRJoe Rogan6:45

       It's a camera that operates-

   30. IEIan Edwards6:47

       Oh.
5. 14:21 – 21:54

   Bears stealing cougar kills and humans cartooning dangerous animals

   1. NANarrator14:21

      Before we get too far off of this, I just, there's pictures on the, uh, Google Images sent me down this. This is just north of the, uh, Los Angeles Zoo. So there's a, I think this might even be that same chap we just saw. So this-

   2. IEIan Edwards14:32

      Chap.

   3. NANarrator14:33

      ... cougar has some food it's eating. And then next picture-

   4. IEIan Edwards14:36

      Wow.

   5. NANarrator14:36

      ... the bears show up to take it.

   6. JRJoe Rogan14:39

      (sighs)

   7. NANarrator14:39

      And now-

   8. JRJoe Rogan14:39

      Wait a minute.

   9. NANarrator14:40

      ... they're eating the fucking food instead of the cougar.

   10. JRJoe Rogan14:42

       Oh my God.

   11. IEIan Edwards14:43

       So this is near us too? (laughs)

   12. NANarrator14:44

       This is 30 miles away, or probably even closer, who knows?

   13. JRJoe Rogan14:46

       So bears steal deer from cougars. This is what happens when liberals run a state.

   14. IEIan Edwards14:52

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan14:53

       Listen, folks. I'm liberal. I'm with you. I know a lot of you think I'm not, but there's a lot of knuckleheads out there that think I'm a part of the alt-right or something.

   16. IEIan Edwards15:00

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:00

       I vote left on fucking everything. But you, you gotta stop f- anthropomorphizing animals. We gotta be careful. We, I'm on team people.

   18. IEIan Edwards15:11

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:11

       I don't want these animals to die, but I also don't wanna go out to my fucking swimming pool and see a bear in there. And they, they have that in Pasadena. Have you seen that shit in Pasadena? This family went outside and there was a fucking bear swimming around their pool.

   20. IEIan Edwards15:23

       They got bears in Pasadena?

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:24

       Bro! Big ones.

   22. IEIan Edwards15:26

       Why does it feel like-

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:27

       Like a 200-pound bear swimming in this motherfucker's pool.

   24. IEIan Edwards15:30

       Do I live here?

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:31

       (laughs)

   26. NANarrator15:32

       (laughs)

   27. IEIan Edwards15:32

       How do- how don't I know this shit?

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       Not only that, you gotta take over, man. If they decide that this is their spot, look at this shit.

   29. IEIan Edwards15:39

       Hilarious.

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       Look, there's a c- a few of them.
6. 21:54 – 24:13

   Emotional support animals, “micro pigs,” and scams built on wishful thinking

   1. IEIan Edwards21:54

      I think people that have... Like, I saw this girl in S- in San Diego, La Jolla. She came to the restaurant with her micro pig.

   2. JRJoe Rogan22:04

      (laughs) That's not real, you know?

   3. IEIan Edwards22:05

      That's not real? They made, they made those?

   4. JRJoe Rogan22:07

      Yeah. Whitney Cummings explained it to me.

   5. IEIan Edwards22:09

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan22:09

      'Cause she adopted a pig.

   7. IEIan Edwards22:11

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan22:11

      And then kept it, and then fed it, and then drove some ungodly amount of time, like, two days to Texas-

   9. IEIan Edwards22:17

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan22:17

       ... to drop it off at a pig sanctuary. That's how crazy for animals Whitney Cummings is.

   11. IEIan Edwards22:22

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan22:22

       So, through Whitney, I learned-

   13. IEIan Edwards22:24

       Mm-hmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan22:24

       ... that pigs are just pigs.

   15. IEIan Edwards22:26

       Right.

   16. JRJoe Rogan22:26

       There's no micro pig.

   17. IEIan Edwards22:28

       Mm-mm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan22:28

       It's just a pig that they don't feed.

   19. IEIan Edwards22:30

       Oh, for real?

   20. JRJoe Rogan22:31

       For real.

   21. IEIan Edwards22:32

       So, they just starved it and it just stayed small?

   22. JRJoe Rogan22:33

       It just keeps it from getting big by not giving it a lot of food.

   23. IEIan Edwards22:36

       That's not cool.

   24. JRJoe Rogan22:37

       And then they pawn it off on a sucker.

   25. IEIan Edwards22:38

       It's a pig.

   26. JRJoe Rogan22:39

       Exactly.

   27. IEIan Edwards22:39

       It's gotta eat.

   28. JRJoe Rogan22:40

       Exactly. It's-

   29. IEIan Edwards22:41

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan22:41

       ... a greedy little pig.
7. 24:13 – 31:32

   Mental illness, Adderall paranoia, and how uncertainty fuels vaccine debates

   1. JRJoe Rogan24:13

      There was a lot of people back then. You know, with, with looking at these homeless folks, and, like, for the most part, my opinion is you're looking at people who probably have an undiagnosed or untreated mental illness.

   2. IEIan Edwards24:22

      Yeah, there's a lot of that.

   3. JRJoe Rogan24:23

      It's... I think it's a lot. I don't know what the number is, but I would think it's a lot. And then, there's also people that make mistakes, down on their luck.

   4. IEIan Edwards24:29

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan24:30

      And then people that, you know, had terrible childhoods, horrible abuse, sexual abuse, violence, p- the evil parents, you know?

   6. IEIan Edwards24:39

      Right.

   7. JRJoe Rogan24:39

      Parents die, leave them alone, foster care, all that kind of shit. Like-

   8. IEIan Edwards24:43

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan24:44

      ... it's not their fault a lot of times and there- as, as humans, we should do something to take care of it, but (clicks tongue) on the other hand.

   10. IEIan Edwards24:51

       Yeah. And, and we just don't know who's who out there.

   11. JRJoe Rogan24:53

       Yeah. Exactly.

   12. IEIan Edwards24:54

       It's-

   13. JRJoe Rogan24:54

       Who's mentally ill, who just needs help. And the mentally ill people-

   14. IEIan Edwards24:58

       And who just fucked up.

   15. JRJoe Rogan24:58

       ... man, they need help too, but, like, how do you force them to... (sighs) You know, how do you force them into treatment?

   16. IEIan Edwards25:04

       Or how do you just get them real help so that... Because-

   17. JRJoe Rogan25:07

       Yeah.

   18. IEIan Edwards25:07

       ... the way they do help people with pills and all that stuff, some, some of it works and some of it doesn't work.

   19. JRJoe Rogan25:13

       Mm-hmm.

   20. IEIan Edwards25:14

       You know what I mean? And some of it's just, like, creates a dependency on something.

   21. JRJoe Rogan25:18

       Yeah.

   22. IEIan Edwards25:18

       So it's just, like, the, the system just from the beginning needs to be fixed.

   23. JRJoe Rogan25:23

       Right.

   24. IEIan Edwards25:23

       And not just, like, pills and, like...

   25. JRJoe Rogan25:28

       Have you ever been on any kind of psych medication?

   26. IEIan Edwards25:30

       No.

   27. JRJoe Rogan25:30

       Have you ever taken Adderall?

   28. IEIan Edwards25:32

       No.

   29. JRJoe Rogan25:33

       Me neither. I want to, though.

   30. IEIan Edwards25:34

       You do?
8. 31:32 – 34:00

   Disease outbreaks downtown: typhus, sanitation, and the limits of city “cool”

   1. NANarrator31:32

      To bring that full circle back to downtown LA, that, where typhus outbreaks have happened-

   2. JRJoe Rogan31:36

      Oh, great. (laughs)

   3. NANarrator31:36

      ... the last couple of times.

   4. IEIan Edwards31:37

      Oh, dude.

   5. JRJoe Rogan31:37

      Of course.

   6. NANarrator31:37

      It's not the exact same thing as typhoid fever, I think, but it's very close.

   7. JRJoe Rogan31:41

      Not typhoid. It's a new one.

   8. IEIan Edwards31:43

      (laughs)

   9. NANarrator31:43

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan31:43

       It's a new one. It's a new typhoid that they don't have a fucking vaccine for. I was down there the other day just trying to buy donuts.

   11. IEIan Edwards31:49

       Downtown?

   12. JRJoe Rogan31:49

       Yeah, it's... The, the allure of downtown has escaped me. Everybody-

   13. IEIan Edwards31:54

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan31:55

       Everybody thinks it's amazing, but Jamie and I talked, and we've been talking about this forever. We wanted to get a loft in downtown, like up-

   15. IEIan Edwards32:01

       Mm-hmm.

   16. JRJoe Rogan32:01

       ... high and start filming podcasts up there.

   17. IEIan Edwards32:04

       Uh-huh.

   18. JRJoe Rogan32:04

       Because I think that would be the coolest backdrop.

   19. IEIan Edwards32:06

       Right.

   20. JRJoe Rogan32:07

       Like, it, for, for YouTube, like you and me sitting here and behind us, you just all s- building, like-

   21. IEIan Edwards32:12

       Like some Times Square-

   22. JRJoe Rogan32:13

       Yeah.

   23. IEIan Edwards32:13

       ... MTV shit, yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan32:14

       Lights and shit.

   25. IEIan Edwards32:15

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan32:15

       Like, that would be an amazing backdrop for a podcast.

   27. NANarrator32:18

       Just green screen that now and be safe. (laughs)

   28. IEIan Edwards32:20

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan32:20

       Yeah. I can't do that. If I was gonna green screen something, it would be, like, current events shit. It would be like Melania Trump slapping Donald's hand away. I'd be like, "Did you see that shit?" Like, that would, would be what I would-

   30. IEIan Edwards32:31

       (laughs)
9. 34:00 – 40:06

   Coyotes everywhere (even New York), camera traps, and why killing them multiplies them

   1. JRJoe Rogan34:00

      There's a great book called Coyote America by D- uh, Dan Flores. Um, he, I learned about him through my friend, Steve Rinella. I think he was his, his professor in one of his, um, one of his courses. Um, but he is a, a guy who spent an extreme amount of time studying the history and the science behind coyotes.

   2. IEIan Edwards34:20

      Oh, for real?

   3. JRJoe Rogan34:21

      Really, really interesting book. But one of the things they found out is that when you kill a coyote, they just make more coyotes. That's why there's so many of them-

   4. IEIan Edwards34:28

      That's why coyotes do?

   5. JRJoe Rogan34:29

      Yeah.

   6. IEIan Edwards34:29

      Like, they know?

   7. JRJoe Rogan34:30

      They spread out. Yeah, they, when they yell out-

   8. IEIan Edwards34:33

      Mm-hmm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan34:34

      They yell out, they communicate in a lot of different ways. They yell out when they kill something sometimes.

   10. IEIan Edwards34:38

       Mm-hmm.

   11. JRJoe Rogan34:38

       They yell out when they're trying to figure out where each others are. They also yell out, like, a roll call. Like, 'cause you know-

   12. IEIan Edwards34:43

       Oh, get the fuck outta here.

   13. JRJoe Rogan34:44

       ... it's hard out there, so they're like, "Yay, what's up, Ian?"

   14. IEIan Edwards34:47

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan34:47

       "Hey, Jamie. Where are you, Jamie?" They do that. That's part of-

   16. IEIan Edwards34:50

       Oh, shit.

   17. JRJoe Rogan34:50

       ... what they're doing. And, uh, when one is missing, they, the female, there's some sort of a chemical or biological reaction, and her body makes more puppies.

   18. IEIan Edwards35:00

       Oh, she's like, "We're fucking tonight."

   19. JRJoe Rogan35:02

       Yeah. They ma-

   20. IEIan Edwards35:02

       "I, I didn't hear Jamie. We're fucking tonight."

   21. JRJoe Rogan35:04

       They make larger litters.

   22. IEIan Edwards35:06

       Damn.

   23. JRJoe Rogan35:06

       So if like, a normal litter would be like four pups-

   24. IEIan Edwards35:09

       Mm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan35:09

       ... if someone's missing, they'll make six or eight.

   26. IEIan Edwards35:12

       So it's just-

   27. JRJoe Rogan35:12

       Something along those lines.

   28. IEIan Edwards35:13

       So now we can't kill them.

   29. JRJoe Rogan35:14

       Well, they spread out, too. In the 1700s and the 1800s, you know, when peoples first started going through the West-

   30. IEIan Edwards35:21

       Mm-hmm.
10. 40:06 – 46:28

    Android vs iPhone tribalism, planned slowdowns, and Apple’s cash mountain

    1. JRJoe Rogan40:06

       (laughs) He was saying this weekend he takes more shit for using an Android phone than for being a vegan.

    2. IEIan Edwards40:11

       Yeah.

    3. JRJoe Rogan40:12

       (laughs)

    4. IEIan Edwards40:12

       For being a Black, vegan...

    5. JRJoe Rogan40:16

       (laughs)

    6. IEIan Edwards40:16

       (laughs) And what, what else is it?

    7. JRJoe Rogan40:17

       Comedian.

    8. IEIan Edwards40:18

       Co- could be... Yeah.

    9. JRJoe Rogan40:19

       Yeah, you get more grief-

    10. IEIan Edwards40:20

        Yeah.

    11. JRJoe Rogan40:21

        ... for having an Android phone.

    12. IEIan Edwards40:22

        Yeah.

    13. JRJoe Rogan40:22

        It's a weird little battle, right?

    14. IEIan Edwards40:24

        Yeah.

    15. JRJoe Rogan40:24

        It's like Republican, Democrat type shit.

    16. IEIan Edwards40:26

        Yeah, it is.

    17. JRJoe Rogan40:27

        It is.

    18. IEIan Edwards40:27

        Like, people with iPhones really ain't trying to have it.

    19. JRJoe Rogan40:30

        Well, it's not just that. It's, like, there's teams. It's like the fucking Orioles are playing the Yankees.

    20. IEIan Edwards40:35

        (laughs) Yeah, yeah.

    21. JRJoe Rogan40:35

        You know? Like, people get on a goddamn team.

    22. IEIan Edwards40:38

        And the iPhones are the Yankees right now.

    23. JRJoe Rogan40:41

        It's weird, man.

    24. IEIan Edwards40:42

        Mm-hmm.

    25. JRJoe Rogan40:42

        Phone, the phone thing is a weird thing. It's weird that people are so... They're, they're really, like, so tribal-

    26. IEIan Edwards40:49

        Right.

    27. JRJoe Rogan40:49

        ... that they're tribal with their phones.

    28. IEIan Edwards40:51

        Yeah, they made a tribe out of phones. People can make a tribe out of anything.

    29. JRJoe Rogan40:55

        Hmm. And what's really crazy is the biggest company, the ones that's the most desirable-

    30. IEIan Edwards41:01

        Mm-hmm.
11. 46:28 – 52:43

    Football vs soccer naming, rugby confusion, and why cricket takes days

    1. JRJoe Rogan46:28

       I say football for people like yourself that are, uh, aficionados.

    2. IEIan Edwards46:30

       Thank you. Thank you, sir.

    3. JRJoe Rogan46:31

       I didn't say soccer.

    4. IEIan Edwards46:32

       I appreciate that.

    5. JRJoe Rogan46:33

       Do they say soccer, um, where you're from, like, originally?

    6. IEIan Edwards46:36

       Uh, in England?

    7. JRJoe Rogan46:37

       Yeah.

    8. IEIan Edwards46:37

       No.

    9. JRJoe Rogan46:38

       No, not in England. In, in England it's-

    10. IEIan Edwards46:39

        They, they-

    11. JRJoe Rogan46:39

        ... football.

    12. IEIan Edwards46:39

        Yeah, only in America they say soccer.

    13. JRJoe Rogan46:41

        But before the, like... Where did it, where did it become football? Was it always football in Europe?

    14. IEIan Edwards46:48

        It was always football.

    15. JRJoe Rogan46:49

        Well, why, why when it came over here did it switch over?

    16. IEIan Edwards46:53

        No idea.

    17. JRJoe Rogan46:55

        Why didn't they come up with another name for football?

    18. IEIan Edwards46:57

        Oh, because-

    19. JRJoe Rogan46:57

        'Cause you hardly ever kick a football.

    20. IEIan Edwards46:59

        I think, I think they were playing football, like, the soccer football.

    21. JRJoe Rogan47:04

        Mm-hmm.

    22. IEIan Edwards47:05

        And then somebody picked up the ball and started running with it, and they started tackling each other. Like, I heard some story like that.

    23. JRJoe Rogan47:11

        Huh.

    24. IEIan Edwards47:11

        And then they kinda created football and it evolved from there, but then they never changed the name.

    25. JRJoe Rogan47:18

        Isn't that weird that, like, football is called football when the only person who kicks it is a guy who can't even play the game?

    26. IEIan Edwards47:23

        It's the least significant person on the team as far as getting pussy when there's a championship.

    27. JRJoe Rogan47:29

        (laughs)

    28. IEIan Edwards47:29

        Yes. That is weird. (laughs)

    29. JRJoe Rogan47:31

        Ah!

    30. IEIan Edwards47:32

        Yeah.
12. 52:43 – 59:27

    Dagestan’s no-dribble basketball: wrestling baked into a game

    1. JRJoe Rogan52:43

       When W- Will Harris was in here... Will Harris has this, uh, show called Anatomy of a Fighter.

    2. IEIan Edwards52:48

       Mm-hmm.

    3. JRJoe Rogan52:48

       Uh, he's, uh, a videographer, and he went to Dagestan to watch Khabib Nurmagomedov, who is the UFC lightweight champion-

    4. IEIan Edwards52:55

       Yes.

    5. JRJoe Rogan52:55

       ... who's a fucking animal, man.

    6. IEIan Edwards52:56

       Mm-hmm.

    7. JRJoe Rogan52:57

       He just don- he's t- uh, one of the rare undefeated top-of-the-food-chain fighters in MMA.

    8. IEIan Edwards53:02

       Right.

    9. JRJoe Rogan53:03

       They play a game of basketball in Dagestan where they don't dribble the ball at all. They just, like, wrestle each other to the ground. And they even choke each other and get each other in arm bars and shit.

    10. IEIan Edwards53:12

        So that- this is-

    11. JRJoe Rogan53:13

        This is it. Like, they-

    12. IEIan Edwards53:13

        ... they're just practicing jujitsu.

    13. JRJoe Rogan53:16

        Yeah, they're... Well, look, they don't, they don't dribble at all. They're basically playing, like-

    14. IEIan Edwards53:19

        That's football.

    15. JRJoe Rogan53:20

        ... a football type, but they're shooting at the basketball hoop. But they throw each other to the ground. And Khabib will fucking hip toss dudes, 'cause they, they have it right next to the wrestling mats.

    16. IEIan Edwards53:30

        Uh-huh.

    17. JRJoe Rogan53:31

        So, part of what they filmed was he was in a wrestling match with this dude when they were trying to take a player out. So he's- grabs ahold of this dude, and when he grabs ahold of this dude, he drags him to the ground...

    18. IEIan Edwards53:43

        (laughs)

    19. JRJoe Rogan53:43

        And gets him in a back, gets him in an arm bar, gets him in a rear naked choke.

    20. IEIan Edwards53:47

        (laughs)

    21. JRJoe Rogan53:47

        It's crazy. He makes the guy tap, and then he doesn't let him up. Like, here it goes. Look.

    22. IEIan Edwards53:50

        Okay.

    23. JRJoe Rogan53:50

        Look, he grabs him.

    24. IEIan Edwards53:52

        Mm-hmm.

    25. JRJoe Rogan53:52

        Like, they're allowed to do this. The guy slips through, he gets him und- They're sort of, they're grappling... First of all, they're grappling on the fucking hardwood floor.

    26. IEIan Edwards54:00

        Uh-huh.

    27. JRJoe Rogan54:00

        Full blast gra- grappling. And then he takes him to the ground. Like, this is serious.

    28. IEIan Edwards54:03

        (laughs)

    29. JRJoe Rogan54:03

        This isn't playing around.

    30. IEIan Edwards54:05

        All right.
13. 59:27 – 1:14:23

    Wrestling strength, ‘levels to this,’ and the Askren–Masvidal aftermath

    1. JRJoe Rogan59:27

       We had this dude on our team, his name was Bob Baker. He weighed a good solid 300 pounds.

    2. IEIan Edwards59:31

       Oh, for real?

    3. JRJoe Rogan59:32

       He was so big. Maybe not. Maybe I'm exaggerating, but he was 250. He was our heavyweight. And I was like, "How, how is he and me?"

    4. IEIan Edwards59:37

       (laughs)

    5. JRJoe Rogan59:38

       "How are we gonna play the same game where he could just run me over? Get the fuck out of here."

    6. IEIan Edwards59:41

       What, what did he want you to play?

    7. JRJoe Rogan59:43

       I don't know. We didn't even just ... It didn't get that far.

    8. IEIan Edwards59:45

       Oh, okay.

    9. JRJoe Rogan59:45

       I went crazy.

    10. IEIan Edwards59:46

        (laughs)

    11. JRJoe Rogan59:46

        I was already fighting too. I was doing martial arts.

    12. IEIan Edwards59:48

        Mm-hmm.

    13. JRJoe Rogan59:48

        And wrestling at the same time. Like, "Look, man, I ca- ... I don't ... No, I'm not doing that." I'm already doing shit that freaks me out.

    14. IEIan Edwards59:53

        Physical shit, yeah.

    15. JRJoe Rogan59:54

        And scares the shit out of me all the time. I don't wanna get scared by even bigger people. At least-

    16. IEIan Edwards59:58

        So hilarious.

    17. JRJoe Rogan59:58

        ... martial arts and wrestling was confined to your own weight class.

    18. IEIan Edwards1:00:02

        Mm-hmm.

    19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

        You know? If I had to wrestle some badass dude, at least, uh, it was my own weight class.

    20. IEIan Edwards1:00:07

        Right.

    21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

        You know?

    22. IEIan Edwards1:00:08

        Yeah, this is like the weight scale is all over the place on a football field.

    23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

        Yeah, man. It's all over the place. And the athleticism is all over the place too, you know?

    24. IEIan Edwards1:00:17

        Mm-hmm.

    25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

        You get a guy like Herschel Walker in, you know, if you're in high school and there's a Herschel Walker in high school-

    26. IEIan Edwards1:00:23

        Mm-hmm.

    27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

        ... and he's on some team that you're opposing.

    28. IEIan Edwards1:00:25

        Right.

    29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:25

        Good luck, fuck face.

    30. NANarrator1:00:27

        (laughs)

Episode duration: 2:30:30