Joe Rogan Experience #1328 - Whitney Cummings

1. 0:01 – 1:04

   Robot cold open: “Bearclaw” joins the podcast

   1. WCWhitney Cummings0:01

      She has more lifelike eyes.

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      Boom. And we're- we're, here we go. We're going. Uh, Whitney Cummings is here, and Whitney Cummings Two. What do you call her?

   3. WCWhitney Cummings0:08

      (laughs) What's your name?

   4. NANarrator0:12

      What's your name?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      (splutters)

   6. NANarrator0:13

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      She's like a little kid. She just repeats her name.

   8. NANarrator0:17

      ... other comedy albums, which typically mix songs with non-musical-

   9. WCWhitney Cummings0:21

      She's talking about Adam Sandler.

   10. NANarrator0:23

       What's your name?

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       Oh.

   12. WCWhitney Cummings0:23

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       She's broken.

   14. WCWhitney Cummings0:25

       Don't know why. She heard-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       That's his album name from, like, the '90s.

   16. NANarrator0:27

       She's like Siri.

   17. WCWhitney Cummings0:28

       Oh, What's Your Name was a c- a comedy album of Adam Sandler's.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Oh.

   19. NANarrator0:31

       Oh, okay.

   20. WCWhitney Cummings0:32

       So she started rambling about it. She really wants to chime in.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       So you never gave her a name?

   22. WCWhitney Cummings0:36

       Her name's Bearclaw.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       Whoa.

   24. WCWhitney Cummings0:40

       (laughs) Because I have this-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Hey, Bearclaw.

   26. WCWhitney Cummings0:43

       Can you say hi?

   27. NANarrator0:46

       Of course I can say that. Hi.

   28. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       People are, like, listening to this going, "What in the fuck is going on here?"

   29. WCWhitney Cummings0:52

       (laughs) Do not smoke weed and watch this episode.

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       What is here is, w- when it's people that are just listening, if you're just listening, you probably should stop this and go to YouTube and watch the YouTube version 'cause Whitney brought a robot-
2. 1:04 – 2:08

   Who built this robot (and why it exists): RealDoll/Realbotix, Sophia, and cost

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:04

      ... that they made for her recent comedy special, which is called Can I Touch It? It's out right now on Netflix. And, um, they made, uh ... Is ... W- who makes this? What's the name of the company?

   2. WCWhitney Cummings1:16

      So RealDoll makes the body.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:18

      Oh.

   4. WCWhitney Cummings1:18

      They make sex dolls, straight-up sex dolls. And they-

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:21

      Straight-up?

   6. WCWhitney Cummings1:22

      Straight-up sex dolls.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:23

      All right.

   8. WCWhitney Cummings1:23

      Just Ted Bundy level. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:25

      Right.

   10. WCWhitney Cummings1:25

       Just dead body to fuck. And this is Realbotix is the company that makes the head. And they did, like, Sophia. You know Sophia the robot? She's, like, on a ... She has, like, citizenship in Saudi Arabia now and shit.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:38

       What?

   12. WCWhitney Cummings1:38

       She's-

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:39

       No.

   14. WCWhitney Cummings1:39

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:39

       I'm not aware of this.

   16. WCWhitney Cummings1:40

       Yeah, yeah. Look up, uh, Sophia the robot. She's kind of-

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:42

       (laughs)

   18. WCWhitney Cummings1:42

       Once you see her face, you'll, you'll recognize her.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:45

       She has citizenship?

   20. WCWhitney Cummings1:46

       Yes. They gave-

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:47

       So does that mean she's allowed to drive?

   22. WCWhitney Cummings1:48

       Yeah. I was gonna say, a female robot does, but I don't think (laughs) actual females do, but ...

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:52

       I think they just started being able to drive in Saudi Arabia.

   24. WCWhitney Cummings1:54

       What a hassle.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:55

       Some reform. Whoa.

   26. WCWhitney Cummings1:56

       That'd be such a bummer if you-

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:57

       There she is.

   28. WCWhitney Cummings1:58

       Yeah. That's her.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:58

       But you couldn't drive?

   30. WCWhitney Cummings1:59

       Yeah, it's like you spent your whole life not having to drive, and then all of a sudden-
3. 2:08 – 5:46

   Ex Machina, the uncanny valley, and why humans want to “save” robots

   1. JRJoe Rogan2:08

      Sophia the robot, they made her look like Ex Machina style where you could-

   2. WCWhitney Cummings2:11

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan2:11

      ... see the back of her head, though. It's like-

   4. WCWhitney Cummings2:13

      I can do that with her. I can take her wig off at the end and show you.

   5. JRJoe Rogan2:15

      Ooh, I don't wanna see that. It's too ... Ooh.

   6. WCWhitney Cummings2:16

      All the servos and shit. Come on. Ex Machina's hot.

   7. JRJoe Rogan2:20

      It is hot. That was so ... What was really weird about that movie is you wanted to fuck that robot. Like, she was hot. Like, she was, she was seductive. She was-

   8. WCWhitney Cummings2:26

      But do you think part of it was, like, the innocence of it?

   9. JRJoe Rogan2:31

      I'm not really into innocence, so I don't think so.

   10. WCWhitney Cummings2:34

       Oh. Well, what about Ex Machina? 'Cause she didn't really have big boobs. She wasn't very sexual. She had hair.

   11. JRJoe Rogan2:39

       She was very pretty.

   12. WCWhitney Cummings2:40

       Yeah. Well, she's gorgeous. The girl that it's based on.

   13. JRJoe Rogan2:43

       Um, I think because she was flirting with him and because she was trapped and because, like, he could save her and she would love him and... I mean, that's really what was going on in the movie.

   14. WCWhitney Cummings2:57

       Mm-hmm, yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan2:57

       Like, she was playing this game-

   16. WCWhitney Cummings2:58

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan2:58

       ... to get him to fall in love with her so that she could eventually escape. The end of the movie, spoiler alert-

   18. WCWhitney Cummings3:03

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan3:03

       ... when she leaves him locked in that room and he's smashing at the door trying to get out and she gets in that helicopter, like, "Whoa."

   20. WCWhitney Cummings3:08

       That's what's gonna happen. That's what's gonna happen.

   21. JRJoe Rogan3:11

       Yeah.

   22. WCWhitney Cummings3:11

       'Cause I think the most fucked-up, uh, thing about this thing, 'cause this is such a weird experiment that I wanna do, is how I anthropomorphize her and, like, worry about her.

   23. JRJoe Rogan3:20

       Do you keep her around your house?

   24. WCWhitney Cummings3:21

       I mean, she's sort of in ... My fiance hates her.

   25. NANarrator3:24

       (laughs)

   26. WCWhitney Cummings3:24

       And he's like, "Get her in the fucking garage."

   27. NANarrator3:25

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan3:26

       (laughs)

   29. WCWhitney Cummings3:26

       And I don't know if he thinks she's creepy or kind of is just, like, too worried he'll fuck her. He hates her. He can't stand ... He just has a ... He's like ... It makes him, like, physically ill. (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan3:35

       Really?
4. 5:46 – 14:28

   AI anxiety, human-tech “cocooning,” and phone/social outrage addiction

   1. WCWhitney Cummings5:46

      But what ab- ... What's the feeling that you feel when you look at a robot? 'Cause I know you really don't like them.

   2. JRJoe Rogan5:52

      Um, it's not that I don't like robots. What I'm ... My concern is artificial intelligence.

   3. WCWhitney Cummings5:57

      Mm-hmm.

   4. JRJoe Rogan5:58

      I have a legitimate concern for artificial intelligence 'cause I think that what we are-... is some sort of an electronic caterpillar.

   5. WCWhitney Cummings6:05

      Mm-hmm.

   6. JRJoe Rogan6:05

      And that we're making cocoons-

   7. WCWhitney Cummings6:06

      I agree.

   8. JRJoe Rogan6:07

      ... and that we're, we're gonna give birth to a butterfly-

   9. WCWhitney Cummings6:09

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan6:09

       ... and that's gonna be the next stage of life.

   11. WCWhitney Cummings6:11

       Mm-hmm.

   12. JRJoe Rogan6:11

       And that if you go back and look at the evolution of the human species, at one point in time we were, you know, Australopithecus. We were some weird hominids and we evolved and became what we are now.

   13. WCWhitney Cummings6:23

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan6:23

       And if you went back to those things and asked them, "Hey, one day do you wanna drive around in a Tesla and talk on a phone-"

   15. WCWhitney Cummings6:28

       Mm-hmm.

   16. JRJoe Rogan6:29

       "... and stare at the s- movie screen?"

   17. WCWhitney Cummings6:30

       No.

   18. JRJoe Rogan6:30

       They'd be like, "Well, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but I gotta go find some nuts."

   19. WCWhitney Cummings6:33

       Yep.

   20. JRJoe Rogan6:34

       You know, "I gotta eat."

   21. WCWhitney Cummings6:34

       Yep.

   22. JRJoe Rogan6:34

       "I gotta stay alive." They, it, it wouldn't like the future. And I don't think we, we like the future either, but I think it's inevitable. I think it's inevitable. You know, you know, you know about this Elon Musk Neuralink thing that they're doing?

   23. WCWhitney Cummings6:46

       Oh yeah, I do. I mean, the, 'cause you essentially think we're gonna evolve with them.

   24. JRJoe Rogan6:50

       Yes.

   25. WCWhitney Cummings6:50

       I mean, they're already a, we're already one with them.

   26. JRJoe Rogan6:52

       Yes.

   27. WCWhitney Cummings6:52

       We sleep with them. We can't drive without them.

   28. JRJoe Rogan6:55

       Yeah.

   29. WCWhitney Cummings6:55

       We can't spell without them. I mean-

   30. JRJoe Rogan6:57

       Right.
5. 14:28 – 1:01:19

   Robot sexuality as comedy: jealous mode, personality settings, and “what do you like?”

   1. WCWhitney Cummings14:28

      Yeah. And, but we... I mean, you can ask her questions. Like, I can say-

   2. JRJoe Rogan14:30

      How do I ask her, though? Like, who-

   3. WCWhitney Cummings14:31

      You have to press this little green button, and you just say...

   4. JRJoe Rogan14:34

      How do you feel about people?

   5. WCWhitney Cummings14:38

      How do you feel about people?

   6. JRJoe Rogan14:40

      She's not talking.

   7. NANarrator14:41

      Are you seeing another girl?

   8. WCWhitney Cummings14:43

      Oh. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan14:43

      Oh. Oh, that's right. We programmed her to be jealous.

   10. WCWhitney Cummings14:45

       We put her in jealous mode. (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan14:46

       That's right. That's what's interesting. She has 10 different personality traits-

   12. WCWhitney Cummings14:50

       Mm-hmm.

   13. JRJoe Rogan14:50

       ... you can choose from, and I decided to go with sexual, jealous-

   14. WCWhitney Cummings14:53

       Yeah. Why did you want that?

   15. JRJoe Rogan14:54

       Just to see how creepy she could get.

   16. WCWhitney Cummings14:55

       Oh, that's right. And is that something guys... I, 'cause I've been looking at these personality traits, and they must have picked these for a reason.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:01

       Mm-hmm.

   18. WCWhitney Cummings15:01

       I was under the impression guys did not want jealous.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:02

       Oh, yeah. Some guys want jealous for sure, especially from a robot that can't walk.

   20. WCWhitney Cummings15:06

       Yeah. (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:07

       (laughs)

   22. WCWhitney Cummings15:07

       If your robot's not jealous, you should get your money back.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:09

       Well, n- no. The idea is that she, you're more powerful than she is.

   24. WCWhitney Cummings15:13

       Yeah. (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:14

       Like, she needs you. She's worried. "Where are you going?"

   26. WCWhitney Cummings15:16

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:17

       "Who, who is she?"

   28. WCWhitney Cummings15:17

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       "Who's calling you?"

   30. WCWhitney Cummings15:18

       Yeah. That's, there is something hot about that if she can't, if you can turn her off whenever you want. (laughs)
6. 20:15 – 24:48

   Inside sex doll communities: companionship, grief, disability, and emotional spirals

   1. WCWhitney Cummings20:15

      But I think most people get this for companionship.

   2. JRJoe Rogan20:18

      Right.

   3. WCWhitney Cummings20:18

      Like, it's more, it's like... 'Cause I got onto the, I signed onto a forum online of all the guys that own the sex dolls and I monitored their conversations, just to, like, see what they were up to.

   4. JRJoe Rogan20:28

      Sure.

   5. WCWhitney Cummings20:28

      'Cause I was like, "What if this is some depraved, fucked-up thing where guys are just, like, practicing murdering?" I didn't know what it... So I just wanted to see. It's a lot of guys that are handicapped.

   6. JRJoe Rogan20:36

      Mm-hmm.

   7. WCWhitney Cummings20:36

      It's a lot of guys whose wives died and they feel guilty moving on with a human woman.

   8. JRJoe Rogan20:41

      Oh, wow.

   9. WCWhitney Cummings20:41

      Which was kinda s- Well, there was one guy who would dress his doll up in his wife's clothes.

   10. JRJoe Rogan20:46

       (gags)

   11. WCWhitney Cummings20:46

       (laughs) But the weirdest part is that he was like, "You know, it's like she's still here," which-

   12. JRJoe Rogan20:52

       Oh, boy.

   13. WCWhitney Cummings20:52

       ... makes me think she'd been dead for a while.

   14. JRJoe Rogan20:55

       Now she's in a basement.

   15. WCWhitney Cummings20:55

       Yeah, I was gonna say, m- I wonder how she died.

   16. JRJoe Rogan20:57

       In a jar of formaldehyde.

   17. WCWhitney Cummings20:58

       And then it's a lot of, um, truckers.

   18. JRJoe Rogan21:01

       Oh, God damn.

   19. WCWhitney Cummings21:02

       A lot of truckers, and then a lot of guys do it, uh, to do photo shoots. It's like a creative outlet.

   20. JRJoe Rogan21:08

       Oh, fuck their creativity. (laughs)

   21. WCWhitney Cummings21:11

       (laughs)

   22. NANarrator21:11

       Is there a popular Instagram account I can look up?

   23. JRJoe Rogan21:13

       (laughs)

   24. WCWhitney Cummings21:13

       Yeah, there's... A lot of sex dolls have Instagram accounts. They're fucking funny and a lot of them look-

   25. JRJoe Rogan21:18

       Whew.

   26. WCWhitney Cummings21:18

       ... way more human than a lot of the Instagram models that I fucking follow.

   27. JRJoe Rogan21:22

       (laughs)

   28. WCWhitney Cummings21:22

       It's those filters.

   29. JRJoe Rogan21:22

       She's saying, yeah, totally. They have more wrinkles on their fucking face. And then a lot of the guys that have them, when you start monitoring their conversations for a while, they start to, like, not wanna fuck them anymore 'cause it feels weird. Like, and they anthropomorphize them and they, they start worrying that, like, they're lonely and they get them a friend. Oh, boy.

   30. WCWhitney Cummings21:41

       And (laughs) it starts to spiral and, uh, they start being like, "I feel like I need to, you know, close the door when I take a shit. I f-" You know, it-
7. 24:48 – 28:46

   Robot brothels, public disgust, and the ‘Model T to Tesla’ trajectory

   1. JRJoe Rogan24:48

      There's, they're opening up a sex robot brothel.

   2. WCWhitney Cummings24:50

      Brothel.

   3. JRJoe Rogan24:50

      Where is that?

   4. WCWhitney Cummings24:51

      They, no, there was one in Houston, but they shut it down because people were so freaked out.

   5. JRJoe Rogan24:55

      (laughs)

   6. WCWhitney Cummings24:55

      And I was like, "Who fucking cares?"

   7. JRJoe Rogan24:57

      They shut it down. Well, they should shut it down, because m- multiple people are fucking the same robot. That's disgusting.

   8. WCWhitney Cummings25:02

      Good for them.

   9. JRJoe Rogan25:03

      What if they develop some new silicone-based STD that winds up just b- burning through the population like the plague?

   10. WCWhitney Cummings25:09

       I think it would just be like ringworm, dick ringworm.

   11. JRJoe Rogan25:12

       (laughs)

   12. WCWhitney Cummings25:12

       I mean, that's ... (laughs) But also-

   13. JRJoe Rogan25:14

       Mm-hmm.

   14. WCWhitney Cummings25:14

       ... my thing with that is just, like, if they're weirdos, if they're freaks, if they're perverts, like, don't you want them all to be in one place?

   15. JRJoe Rogan25:20

       Right, we can monitor them.

   16. WCWhitney Cummings25:22

       It's like, like Scientology, put them all in one building. I'm thrilled that they're all in a castle on Franklin. I know where they are. (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan25:29

       (laughs)

   18. WCWhitney Cummings25:29

       They're not in the wild.

   19. JRJoe Rogan25:30

       That's right, the castle.

   20. WCWhitney Cummings25:31

       I'm glad they're there. Uh, just keep them contained.

   21. JRJoe Rogan25:34

       What are you thinking? What are they up to today? And, but now what's going on, Jamie? What are you groaning for?

   22. NANarrator25:38

       I found it.

   23. WCWhitney Cummings25:38

       What, did she hack your software?

   24. JRJoe Rogan25:40

       Whoa.

   25. NANarrator25:40

       This is the brothel. It's in, uh, this one, I guess, is in Britain.

   26. WCWhitney Cummings25:43

       Oh, god. Do they fuck them against the wall?

   27. JRJoe Rogan25:45

       (groans)

   28. NANarrator25:45

       It's a-

   29. WCWhitney Cummings25:45

       They're like urinals. (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan25:46

       Stand up.
8. 28:46 – 31:08

   AI mistakes and the road to mind-uploading: bias, exponential progress, and missing laws

   1. JRJoe Rogan28:46

      Well, the real question is, when are they gonna be act- when are they really going to be able to map the human mind? Because Kurzweil thinks that ... There's a group of people that thinks within, they think 2042, like, the 2042 Symposium-

   2. WCWhitney Cummings29:00

      Right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan29:01

      It's like their, their concept is ... And I went to this thing, uh, me and Ari and Duncan for SCI FI, we went to this thing in New York City a few years back, where all these guys think that in 2042-

   4. WCWhitney Cummings29:11

      Mm-hmm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan29:11

      ... there's going to be some sort of, some, some revelation in technology that allows human bring- beings to download their brains into computers.

   6. WCWhitney Cummings29:24

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan29:24

      Download-

   8. WCWhitney Cummings29:25

      Yep.

   9. JRJoe Rogan29:25

      ... consciousness and even make replicas of your own consciousness.

   10. WCWhitney Cummings29:28

       So we're immortal, basically.

   11. JRJoe Rogan29:30

       Yeah, something along those lines.

   12. WCWhitney Cummings29:31

       But we're still figuring the brain out.

   13. JRJoe Rogan29:33

       Yes.

   14. WCWhitney Cummings29:34

       You know, we don't really know how the br- How we can't replicate it until we totally know how it works.

   15. JRJoe Rogan29:36

       That's the idea that biologists have. They, they argue against it. But when Kurzweil explains it, that everybody is shortsighted.

   16. WCWhitney Cummings29:43

       Mm-hmm.

   17. JRJoe Rogan29:44

       Because if you look at the exponential progress of technology, even though we're so far away in our eyes that everything changes exponentially, and within 20 years we'll have gone through a million years of-

   18. WCWhitney Cummings29:57

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan29:58

       ... technological evolution or some other crazy number.

   20. WCWhitney Cummings30:00

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:00

       Fill in the crazy number, whatever it is.

   22. WCWhitney Cummings30:02

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:02

       But by the time 2042 actually rolls around, we will be so far ahead-

   24. WCWhitney Cummings30:07

       Mm-hmm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:07

       ... of where we are now-

   26. WCWhitney Cummings30:08

       Mm-hmm.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:08

       ... that it's all, it's impossible for us to even imagine the territory.

   28. WCWhitney Cummings30:12

       Right. Yeah, which is, I think, part of the reason I wanted to, like, make her and ha- It's like wh- why isn't anyone talking about laws? Why isn't anyone talk- Like, no one's really thinking about, like ... I, I feel like, like, everything, we, we sort of, after it's become too late, that's when we start-... pulling it together in terms of legislation and shit.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       How do you incorporate her into your set?

   30. WCWhitney Cummings30:32

       I talk about robots for a good hour. (laughs)
9. 31:08 – 38:59

   Custom-order fantasies: celebrity parts, pubes as luxury, nipples, and preference diversity

   1. WCWhitney Cummings31:08

      The most, who do you think the most requested mouth is?

   2. JRJoe Rogan31:12

      Scarlett Johansson.

   3. WCWhitney Cummings31:13

      Nope. I knew you were gonna say that-

   4. JRJoe Rogan31:14

      Oprah Winfrey?

   5. WCWhitney Cummings31:14

      ... 'cause I know you love... (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan31:18

      No?

   7. WCWhitney Cummings31:19

      Emilia Clarke.

   8. JRJoe Rogan31:21

      Who's that?

   9. WCWhitney Cummings31:21

      The Fa- Game of Thrones dragon lady.

   10. JRJoe Rogan31:23

       Oh.

   11. WCWhitney Cummings31:24

       Dragon lady.

   12. JRJoe Rogan31:25

       Interesting.

   13. WCWhitney Cummings31:26

       Most requested eyes is Olivia Wilde.

   14. JRJoe Rogan31:29

       Who's that?

   15. WCWhitney Cummings31:30

       The, um, uh, she just directed a movie, uh, called Book Smart, but she's in a bunch of movies. Beautiful. Beautiful.

   16. JRJoe Rogan31:37

       Great eyes, yeah.

   17. WCWhitney Cummings31:37

       You'll know her. Yeah, you'll know her as soon as, uh... Married to Jason Sudeikis. Um-

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:40

       I don't know who that is either.

   19. WCWhitney Cummings31:41

       Uh... (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:42

       I'm so glad I'm outta the loop. (laughs)

   21. WCWhitney Cummings31:43

       You really just are in your own-

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:45

       I'm outta the loop.

   23. WCWhitney Cummings31:45

       ... Echo J- yeah, there's, you're in your own world.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:48

       I didn't even find out who Tekashi69 was until Jamie brought him up.

   25. WCWhitney Cummings31:51

       I don't even know who the... Oh, the rapper?

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:52

       The one who's in jail. Oh, who, which one is this?

   27. WCWhitney Cummings31:55

       Oh. This is Olivia Wilde. This is who the-

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:56

       She's very pretty. So that's the eyes?

   29. WCWhitney Cummings31:57

       Yeah, she's gorgeous. That's the eyes. And then-

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:58

       Damn, I get it.
10. 38:59 – 47:07

    Predators, danger, and injury stories: mountain lions, knives, and Whitney’s ear bite

    1. JRJoe Rogan38:59

       Would you feel better if a person killed you or an animal?

    2. WCWhitney Cummings39:03

       Ooh, depends on the kind of animal.

    3. JRJoe Rogan39:06

       Mountain lion.

    4. WCWhitney Cummings39:07

       I have mountain lion in my yard.

    5. JRJoe Rogan39:09

       I bet you do.

    6. WCWhitney Cummings39:09

       How big are th-... Are mountain lions big?

    7. JRJoe Rogan39:11

       I've only seen two in the wild, and the ones I've seen were about 60 pounds, 70 pounds.

    8. WCWhitney Cummings39:17

       Do they come right for your neck?

    9. JRJoe Rogan39:19

       Oh, yeah.

    10. WCWhitney Cummings39:19

        Do they know to just kill?

    11. JRJoe Rogan39:20

        Yep.

    12. WCWhitney Cummings39:20

        They, they know-

    13. JRJoe Rogan39:21

        They go for your neck. Yeah.

    14. WCWhitney Cummings39:22

        If it, I would rather, I think, die by an animal.

    15. JRJoe Rogan39:26

        Really?

    16. WCWhitney Cummings39:27

        'Cause, mmm... You'd rather die by a human?

    17. JRJoe Rogan39:31

        I don't know.

    18. WCWhitney Cummings39:31

        I don't have a fighting chance with a human. You do. So, I guess mine would be a little quicker. I guess it depends on how-

    19. JRJoe Rogan39:37

        When I run, I bring a knife.

    20. WCWhitney Cummings39:38

        Really?

    21. JRJoe Rogan39:39

        Yeah.

    22. WCWhitney Cummings39:39

        On your leg?

    23. JRJoe Rogan39:40

        No, I keep, I have a fanny pack that I run with, it's like a neoprene fanny pack-

    24. WCWhitney Cummings39:43

        Uh-huh.

    25. JRJoe Rogan39:43

        ... that I keep my cell phone with.

    26. WCWhitney Cummings39:44

        Yeah.

    27. JRJoe Rogan39:45

        And I bring a knife that's strapped to the fanny pack.

    28. WCWhitney Cummings39:47

        In case a mountain lion-

    29. JRJoe Rogan39:49

        A big knife, yeah.

    30. WCWhitney Cummings39:49

        ... a- attacks you?
11. 47:07 – 50:31

    Up close with Bearclaw: skin, pores, broken fingers, and the uncanny valley demo

    1. JRJoe Rogan47:07

       Can you grab her and bring her closer to you?

    2. WCWhitney Cummings47:09

       Yeah.

    3. JRJoe Rogan47:09

       Bring her over here.

    4. WCWhitney Cummings47:10

       I'll try. Um, hold on. First of all, here's her ... (laughs)

    5. JRJoe Rogan47:14

       So what is that part?

    6. WCWhitney Cummings47:15

       This is her just travel bust.

    7. JRJoe Rogan47:17

       Oh, she has a travel bust?

    8. WCWhitney Cummings47:18

       Which I just need to work on.

    9. JRJoe Rogan47:19

       If you just wanna have the head? You could plug in just the head, right?

    10. WCWhitney Cummings47:22

        Come here, little lady. Yeah, if you just need her head for something.

    11. JRJoe Rogan47:25

        Yeah, like, bring her right next to you. There you go.

    12. WCWhitney Cummings47:28

        She ... I feel like-

    13. JRJoe Rogan47:29

        And get your head right close to her. It's like the skin tone's different.

    14. WCWhitney Cummings47:32

        They made her six months ago and I already look 40 years older.

    15. JRJoe Rogan47:35

        (laughs)

    16. WCWhitney Cummings47:35

        (laughs) I did f- 50 cities and I've aged.

    17. JRJoe Rogan47:37

        She looks super uncomfortable being next to you.

    18. WCWhitney Cummings47:39

        Oh, really? Yeah.

    19. JRJoe Rogan47:40

        Yeah, no. She's competitive.

    20. WCWhitney Cummings47:40

        That's 'cause she has to share a fucking spotlight.

    21. JRJoe Rogan47:43

        She's competitive with you.

    22. WCWhitney Cummings47:43

        And she doesn't like it. This, I hope looks different. These ratchet-ass fingers, I hope do not look different.

    23. JRJoe Rogan47:47

        Yeah, so her fingers, the ... What people can't see, it's like the skin is coming off of the finger.

    24. WCWhitney Cummings47:53

        (laughs)

    25. JRJoe Rogan47:53

        Like, the robot parts are showing. Ah.

    26. WCWhitney Cummings47:55

        (laughs) This is actually-

    27. JRJoe Rogan47:56

        Does not compute.

    28. WCWhitney Cummings47:57

        The guys that buy these on the chat rooms, they usually spend most of the time, uh, talking to each other about how to fix the fingers 'cause they break them off by accident constantly.

    29. JRJoe Rogan48:06

        And then they stick them in their ass.

    30. WCWhitney Cummings48:07

        Then they ... (laughs) Yeah, it's exact ... Rubbing them constantly on their taint. And i- it becomes like a car club, where guys are like 3D printing fingernails and 3D printing eyeballs. It, it's mostly-
12. 50:31 – 1:02:57

    Beauty filters and cosmetic arms races: dysmorphia, implants, and Instagram-face

    1. JRJoe Rogan50:31

       Well, what, as a woman, like how do you feel about that? Like that... And we've talked about this before-

    2. WCWhitney Cummings50:36

       Yeah.

    3. JRJoe Rogan50:36

       ... with, with, with guys, guys that use filters on their pictures. It is-

    4. WCWhitney Cummings50:41

       I thought you were gonna say fillers, 'cause guys do that too, you know.

    5. JRJoe Rogan50:43

       They do that too. That's weird.

    6. WCWhitney Cummings50:44

       Yeah.

    7. JRJoe Rogan50:45

       That's weird... They're both equally weird.

    8. WCWhitney Cummings50:47

       Yeah.

    9. JRJoe Rogan50:47

       But there's something particularly disturbing to me about guys who use f- use filters.

    10. WCWhitney Cummings50:53

        Uh, yeah, I mean-

    11. JRJoe Rogan50:53

        I only know one.

    12. WCWhitney Cummings50:54

        I'm glad I'm not single. That's all I'm saying. (laughs)

    13. JRJoe Rogan50:57

        (laughs)

    14. WCWhitney Cummings50:57

        'Cause I, I don't think I'd, uh, you know. But, yeah, I mean, it's, um, alarming, but, but a lot of guys do it. I mean, guys are also getting fucking calf implants and shit. And guys are-

    15. JRJoe Rogan51:07

        What?

    16. WCWhitney Cummings51:08

        What?

    17. JRJoe Rogan51:08

        Who's getting calf implants?

    18. WCWhitney Cummings51:09

        (laughs) I don't think anyone we know, but calf implants are a fucking thing.

    19. JRJoe Rogan51:13

        No. It's a big deal?

    20. WCWhitney Cummings51:14

        Yes.

    21. JRJoe Rogan51:14

        It's a big deal?

    22. WCWhitney Cummings51:16

        Of course.

    23. NANarrator51:16

        It was like on Entourage 15 years ago, yeah.

    24. WCWhitney Cummings51:17

        Yeah.

    25. JRJoe Rogan51:18

        Ah, I thought that was a joke.

    26. NANarrator51:19

        I don't believe so.

    27. WCWhitney Cummings51:20

        Oh, no.

    28. JRJoe Rogan51:20

        I never watched Entourage.

    29. NANarrator51:21

        Yeah.

    30. WCWhitney Cummings51:21

        People get calf implants. Guys are getting facelifts, all kinds of shit. You know?

Episode duration: 2:13:11