Joe Rogan Experience #1336 - Legion of Skanks

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   I, I rarely watch…

   1. LGLuis J. Gomez0:00

      I, I rarely watch the event live.

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:03

      Hello, skanks.

   3. LGLuis J. Gomez0:04

      What's up?

   4. DSDave Smith0:04

      Hello.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      We're live. This is sort of-

   6. DSDave Smith0:06

      Hell yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      ... we're, we're recorded.

   8. DSDave Smith0:08

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      Good to see you boys.

   10. LGLuis J. Gomez0:10

       What's up, doggy?

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:10

       Good to see you too, talking. Things got strange as soon as I said we're live. Everybody's like, "Oh."

   12. LGLuis J. Gomez0:13

       Oh man, we were having a great conversation.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:15

       People are listening? (laughs)

   14. DSDave Smith0:15

       Right now?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:15

       We're a little too high right now.

   16. DSDave Smith0:17

       (laughs) People are listening to what?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:17

       That goddamn Mike Tyson weed. That Mike Tyson-

   18. LGLuis J. Gomez0:19

       We really were just having the most natural conversation.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Yep.

   20. LGLuis J. Gomez0:21

       Everyone was going back and forth, nothing-

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       And then (screech) yeah.

   22. DSDave Smith0:25

       Mike Tyson, we were talking when you went to the bathroom, Mike Tyson says he smokes $40,000 a wheel-

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez0:31

       Yeah, but-

   24. DSDave Smith0:32

       ... a, a, a week?

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       But he also sells weed, so he just charges it, himself, a lot of money.

   26. DSDave Smith0:37

       (laughs) He can buy his own supply?

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez0:38

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       There's no way you can smoke $40,000 worth of weed.

   29. LGLuis J. Gomez0:41

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       I mean, maybe like, his whole crew.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Oh, my God. (laughs)…

   1. LGLuis J. Gomez15:00

      up with, like, ta- like, the first tattoos, people's arms-

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      Oh, my God. (laughs)

   3. LGLuis J. Gomez15:02

      ... were fucking falling off their body. (laughs) I'm pretty sure the first tattoos were, like, in Africa, carving shit into your arm or something.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      Yeah, like a scarring thing.

   5. LGLuis J. Gomez15:09

      It was-

   6. DSDave Smith15:09

      Yeah. When someone's a great tattoo artist-

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:11

      I think-

   8. DSDave Smith15:12

      ... I'm always blow... It's the most sloppy, uncomfortable. The fact that I couldn't do anything near that with, like, a pencil and art supplies and a set-

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:19

      Yeah.

   10. DSDave Smith15:20

       ... you know, flat surface, like, what I'm meant to... To have to do that is cra-... When someone's amazing at it, it makes no sense.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       No, it doesn't. It's-

   12. DSDave Smith15:26

       'Cause they always... Also, they're still just going, like, (laughs) just scribbling basically it looks like, and then they swipe it away and it's, like, perfect.

   13. LGLuis J. Gomez15:30

       It looks like they're mad at you, is like (growling) (laughs) .

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       (laughs) I found the craziest fucking page. Jamie, I'm gonna send it to you. This is a lady and she does paint on people's face that makes it look like they have extra eyeballs. And the, the paint is so accurate, you're looking at a video of it and you're like, "What the fuck am I looking at?" I have to say that.

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez15:50

       Oh, is it the Asian chick? 'Cause she makes-

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       Yes. Yes. Yes.

   17. LGLuis J. Gomez15:52

       ... herself look different.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       Mm-hmm.

   19. LGLuis J. Gomez15:53

       Dude, that, that chick is fucking talented, what she does with makeup. And she got in trouble 'cause she did black face, but she does every- she didn't do black face. She made-

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       (laughs) .

   21. LGLuis J. Gomez15:59

       ... herself into, like, an African Nubian princess and it was the most amazing thing in the world.

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:03

       Is this her?

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez16:03

       But it still has, like, the outline.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       Is this the same girl?

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez16:05

       (laughs) Yeah, she's got the white outline. (laughs)

   26. DSDave Smith16:05

       Still has the white outline. Got it.

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez16:07

       She's shucking and jiving. (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       (laughs)

   29. DSDave Smith16:08

       Yeah. You got it? Mimi Choy?

   30. LGLuis J. Gomez16:10

       She's, "I'm a Nubian princess. What? How you talking?" Like...
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:00

      or, Louis, I know you just fist fought a comedian.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      (laughs)

   3. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:03

      "Bring, bring me..."

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      When I say lose weight, you mean you'll lose body fat.

   5. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:06

      Joe, you eat, like, tons of meat.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      I eat a lot of meat.

   7. DSDave Smith30:09

      Do you ever get-

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      Yeah.

   9. DSDave Smith30:09

      ... have you gotten gout, uh, stuff, ever?

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:11

       No. I don't think gout's from meat. Isn't that like a wine disease? What do you get gout from?

   11. DSDave Smith30:15

       Meat.

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:15

       My-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:16

       I have a friend who had gout.

   14. DSDave Smith30:16

       A lot of meat, e- uh, meat and beer.

   15. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:17

       I didn't even know. It's in your feet?

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:18

       No.

   17. DSDave Smith30:18

       It's in your toe. It hits... It's a, like... Your fucking right big toe. It sucks.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Wow.

   19. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:22

       'Cause from sitting in j- a chair for too long-

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       I think-

   21. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:24

       ... and eating too much meat, I think it's all those things.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       I think it can get your heel, too. Doesn't it fuck your heels up, too?

   23. DSDave Smith30:28

       Maybe. I don't know. I o-... I only had it heel tw-...

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       I think it's just, like, an overall-

   25. DSDave Smith30:30

       I had it hit twice, ever, in my toe. It was awful.

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:33

       Oh, you had gout?

   27. DSDave Smith30:34

       Yeah. But I was, like-

   28. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:35

       That is-

   29. DSDave Smith30:35

       And by the way, it would hurt so much, that when I went to the doctor, I was like, "I'll take..." 'Cause there's a... You know, you can get medicine for it, s- every day you take, so you don't get it. And I would've absolutely taken that, is how much it hurt. And they go, "No, you don't, like, have, like, a condition." You know what I mean?

   30. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:47

       Okay.
4. 45:00 – 56:25

   Oh, so your phone…

   1. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:00

      fun of me.

   2. DSDave Smith45:01

      Oh, so your phone works in places?

   3. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:02

      It works everywhere.

   4. DSDave Smith45:03

      Yeah. You're doing some sort of a roaming thing, I guess.

   5. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:06

      No, there's no roaming. There's no overage, overages, nothing. It's just better. There's... It really sounds like we're doing a fucking ad read for MetroPCS right now. (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      It's one of the UFC sponsors.

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:14

      It really... I know it is.

   8. Yeah.

   9. But people make fun of you like you're hot garbage-

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:18

       You gotta not tell people.

   11. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:20

       Yeah.

   12. People confuse you with the truth.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:22

       Then people can't handle the truth.

   14. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:22

       Could you screenshot? If you, anytime I screenshot something, it says MetroPCS in the corner?

   15. (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       (laughs)

   17. DSDave Smith45:26

       Oh.

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:26

       I can't post pictures on Instagram.

   19. Is that funny?

   20. DSDave Smith45:27

       You scratch it out and put Boost Mobile.

   21. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:29

       (laughs)

   22. DSDave Smith45:29

       Or if you just added something that's not even that much better.

   23. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:31

       Boost Mobile.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       There's certain things that even if they're great, they're embarrassing.

   25. DSDave Smith45:34

       Oh, yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       Right?

   27. DSDave Smith45:35

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       Even if they're great, it's embarrassing that it's great. Like, I think Hyundai has a problem with these new cars that they're making, so they call- started calling them the Genesis.

   29. DSDave Smith45:44

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan45:44

       They stopped calling them Hyundais, 'cause people are like, "No, no, no, Hyundai is that car that costs r- it's real cheap, but it runs forever." That's a Hyundai. They're like, "No, no, no, Hyundai is luxury. We got this lu-" They're like, "Nope, nope, can't have both."

Episode duration: 2:49:45