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Joe Rogan Experience #1359 - Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr is a comedian, actress, writer, television producer, director.

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Oct 3, 20192h 7mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:00 – 1:39

    Style, costumes, and the comedian’s “last laugh” wiring

    1. RB

      Can't do much more to-

    2. JR

      No.

    3. RB

      ... me, can they? Well, Joe, it's so great to see you.

    4. JR

      Great to see you, too. I love the sunglasses. They're pretty slick.

    5. RB

      Aren't they the coolest?

    6. JR

      They're perfect.

    7. RB

      These are... Okay, I thought I was getting the coolest ones, but then my friends who were shopping with me, they came running back and they were like, "Uh-uh, uh-uh, don't pay yet, don't pay yet. Honey, take a look at these." And I looked, and there's a separation, like, between the frame.

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. RB

      See, you wanna look.

    10. JR

      Okay.

    11. RB

      I did my own eye makeup, so it's a mess. I couldn't get anybody to fix my makeup today.

    12. JR

      What's the benefit of the separation?

    13. RB

      Fucking art.

    14. JR

      Just looks dope?

    15. RB

      Fuck yeah. (laughs)

    16. JR

      I get it. I, I agree with you.

    17. RB

      You got a little bit of brow peeping through.

    18. JR

      I see.

    19. RB

      See?

    20. JR

      I like 'em a lot. They're very cool.

    21. RB

      And look at the pinker flesh, or whatever you call this. That's my color.

    22. JR

      I like the bracelet too. The pink one? That's jamming.

    23. RB

      The pink one.

    24. JR

      It's pretty dope.

    25. RB

      I've had it for a long, long time.

    26. JR

      (laughs)

    27. RB

      Like Phyllis Diller, I just collect weird costumes, you know?

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. RB

      And just wear 'em in the house. But I decided to start wearing 'em out more now.

    30. JR

      I like it.

  2. 1:39 – 3:06

    Standup after controversy: nervousness, where “the funny” moved, and needing one killer opener

    1. JR

      ... I'm just glad you're back to standup too. I'm l- I'm really, really excited about that.

    2. RB

      Oh, I don't know about that. It wasn't sparking joy, as that woman says. She says, "If you do anything in your life that is not sparking joy, then fuck it."

    3. JR

      Who said that?

    4. RB

      That lady that tells you to throw out your clothes that don't spark joy.

    5. JR

      Oh, is she, like, a minimalist lady?

    6. RB

      Uh, I don't know. She's on the internet.

    7. JR

      Oh, okay. (laughs)

    8. RB

      She's really helped me 'cause I'm a hoarder.

    9. JR

      (laughs) Yeah, me too a little bit.

    10. RB

      Oh yeah?

    11. JR

      I mean, you can see it, tell by this desk. I got a lot of knickknacks and stuff-

    12. RB

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      ... that I save. Yeah.

    14. RB

      (laughs) I, uh-

    15. JR

      But you, were you saying that, uh, standup wasn't sparking joy?

    16. RB

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      When was this?

    18. RB

      It wasn't sparking joy.

    19. JR

      In the past?

    20. RB

      Yeah, in the last few.

    21. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    22. RB

      You know, in a while. 'Cause I'm so nervous, it's like, oh my God, I get so nervous 'cause I, I don't really know... I don't really know anymore, you know?

    23. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    24. RB

      I don't really... The funny moved.

    25. JR

      I see what you're saying.

    26. RB

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      Yeah, yeah.

    28. RB

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      It does. Yeah.

    30. RB

      And, um, like I was saying, I need a line, one killer line, one killer-

  3. 3:06 – 4:22

    Writers, old friends, and roast-style joke craft (Tony Hinchcliffe mention)

    1. JR

      Do you ever work with writers?

    2. RB

      Me?

    3. JR

      Like standup, standup writers? Yeah.

    4. RB

      No, I want to but all my friends are dead.

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. RB

      All (laughs) of my co- co-writing comic friends are dead.

    7. JR

      I'm sure we could connect you to somebody.

    8. RB

      Or they moved to Israel and became Chabad.

    9. JR

      You know who would be great?

    10. RB

      Who?

    11. JR

      Tony Hinchcliffe.

    12. RB

      Who's that? Is that-

    13. JR

      He's hilarious.

    14. RB

      How old?

    15. JR

      He's a great comic. He's 36.

    16. RB

      Oh, that's a good age.

    17. JR

      Yeah, 35, 36.

    18. RB

      That's a, that's a good age.

    19. JR

      Yeah, oh, he's really funny.

    20. RB

      Really?

    21. JR

      And he's-

    22. RB

      He sees things weird?

    23. JR

      ... fantastic joke writer.

    24. RB

      Oh, great.

    25. JR

      And he writes for roasts all the time. He's a-

    26. RB

      Oh, roasts are the best jokes.

    27. JR

      ... big roast writer. Yeah, yeah.

    28. RB

      Oh, I love roast jokes.

    29. JR

      Yeah, I would love to connect you with him.

    30. RB

      I would love that if you would.

  4. 4:22 – 7:30

    Welfare upbringing and a warning about pushing jokes too far

    1. RB

      Kinda thing, 'cause I was raised on welfare.

    2. JR

      I was as well.

    3. RB

      Were you?

    4. JR

      Yeah, well, until we were-

    5. RB

      Phew.

    6. JR

      ... like 13, 14.

    7. RB

      Mm-hmm.

    8. JR

      You know?

    9. RB

      Did you get the government cheese? We did.

    10. JR

      We didn't get the government cheese, no.

    11. RB

      And my dad used to take that whole five pound brick of cheese... You know, my dad was the greatest comic.

    12. JR

      Really?

    13. RB

      Yeah, but crazy, like, never knowing when to stop-

    14. JR

      (laughs)

    15. RB

      ... 'cause it stops being funny at a certain point.

    16. JR

      Right.

    17. RB

      But keep pushing it and pushing it till somebody slaps you down, like...

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. RB

      It's that DNA thing that (laughs) comics have. It's bad.

    20. JR

      It is bad.

    21. RB

      Like, my friend, Sue Mengers, remember her, Joe?

    22. JR

      Sue Mengers, I do know the name.

    23. RB

      Yep. Well, she was of that kinder, kinder sp- whatever it was where they moved these Jewish children from Germany to England. Kinder Sport or something.

    24. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    25. RB

      And, uh, you know, to save them. And she was one of those. And, uh, her dad was a comic in Germany. And it's just so, uh, it's so weird how things go around and round. And we'll get to what we're gonna talk about today. But her dad was a comic in Germany, uh, you know, real funny, real popular and, uh, Hitler came and took over, and he kept on telling the jokes, you know? He was telling the jokes wherever he went, every little club, doing the jokes. And he was warned, "Don't... You know, s- switch up your joke, man. If you wanna keep working, switch that joke up to be, you know, not what you're saying," you know? And he wouldn't do it, and she said he even got louder and he was arrested and, of course, murdered in Auschwitz. But she lived. And she said, I said, "What, what would you say to your dad now?" She said, "You know, at a certain point it fucking stops being funny."... do something different, you know. Don't be, don't ride it to the destructo. Don't go all the fucking else way over, you know. Try staying in the middle. Don't destruct yourself for comedy.

    26. JR

      Isn't that the problem with some comics, though? Like, y- we don't really know where the line is until you cross it, and then you go, "Oh, I fucked up. I crossed the line."

    27. RB

      Mm-hmm. Yeah.

    28. JR

      But you're just trying to be funny.

    29. RB

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      And that's, that's something that I think that non-comics don't really understand. When, when a comic fucks up, makes a mistake-

  5. 7:30 – 8:47

    From comedy to control: numerology, Q/‘17’, and Babylon as an AI metaphor

    1. RB

      But we're not ruled by people. Let's really get into it now.

    2. JR

      Okay, let's get into it. Who are we ruled by?

    3. RB

      Artificial intelligence.

    4. JR

      A- al- already?

    5. RB

      Uh-huh.

    6. JR

      Shit.

    7. RB

      Has been. It, it's been an experiment for almost 700 years.

    8. JR

      700 years?

    9. RB

      Yeah, more. Did you see today, Joe? It was the biggest news I've ever seen in my life. That, and I didn't get a chance to vet it, you know, so I real-

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. RB

      Okay, I'm not gonna say it, but I did see it.

    12. JR

      Please say it. We'll, we'll vet it ourselves on the show.

    13. RB

      Okay. It, I saw, you know, a lot of these Christians out there, I mean, they're really connected in with the whole Q thing. Have you noticed that?

    14. JR

      Q and, like, QAnon? Is that what you're saying?

    15. RB

      Just Q.

    16. JR

      Q? What is Q?

    17. RB

      17.

    18. JR

      Can you explain it to people? What does that mean?

    19. RB

      17.

    20. JR

      17, like, the, the letter Q?

    21. RB

      Uh-huh. And that means eight, and then you redu-duce that down to two and reduce it to one. You know, it's a mystical thing.

    22. JR

      Oh, so it's like-

    23. RB

      It's like a number.

    24. JR

      ... like a numerology type thing?

    25. RB

      Yeah, everything's numbers.

    26. JR

      Right?

    27. RB

      And everything is, like, appreciating the numbers.

    28. JR

      Okay.

    29. RB

      And, like, that's why I told you there's this whole process to smoking a cigar. You don't just go like this. Hah. You gotta, you have to sense it-

    30. JR

      Mess with it.

  6. 8:47 – 11:06

    Cigars, smoking as a shield, and the ‘smoke screen’ idea

    1. RB

      Hold it. I believe I'll have a light now, Joe.

    2. JR

      Okay, here you go.

    3. RB

      Thank you. Dang, I love cigars (lighter clicks) . Oh.

    4. JR

      No, no one's gonna get mad at me for giving you a cigar, are they?

    5. RB

      No.

    6. JR

      No?

    7. RB

      No.

    8. JR

      You're okay with that?

    9. RB

      Yeah, because you don't inhale.

    10. JR

      Oh, okay.

    11. RB

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      There you go.

    13. RB

      I can't, I just can't do cigarettes.

    14. JR

      Mm.

    15. RB

      You know. But I'm gonna start on cigars 'cause they last a hell of a lot longer than a cigarette, and they never go out. You smoke about half of one per day.

    16. JR

      When did you stop with the cigarettes? 'Cause last time you were here, you were chain smoking.

    17. RB

      Chain smoking, I smoked three, three packs.

    18. JR

      You were smoking three packs a day?

    19. RB

      Mm-hmm.

    20. JR

      And this was right after all the bullshit went down and-

    21. RB

      Yeah, I needed a smoke screen between myself and the world.

    22. JR

      (laughs)

    23. RB

      That's what my psychic counselor said.

    24. JR

      You have a psychic counselor?

    25. RB

      Well, it's my daughter, but she's a psychic counselor. I'm sorry.

    26. JR

      No worries.

    27. RB

      And so, so they say shit like that, the youth.

    28. JR

      Oh.

    29. RB

      See, they're on another wavelength as us.

    30. JR

      That's a good idea, though, to have, like, a smoke screen, or glasses. Like, glasses kind of feel like that to me sometimes. Like, if I have sunglasses on, I feel like I can, like, maneuver through crowds better.

  7. 11:06 – 15:42

    Freedom movements abroad and the ‘mischaracterized’ tweet context (Iran, Hong Kong)

    1. RB

      Still is having. As per my tweet, which was mischaracterized by people of low intellect, is what I'm saying now.

    2. JR

      Mm.

    3. RB

      Instead of fucking idiot motherfuckers. I don't say that anymore. Uh, now I say those of lower intellect, as I said.

    4. JR

      You know what I think big part of what was going on-

    5. RB

      It was about Iran and the people's-

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. RB

      ... fight in Iran, of which I so, uh, uh, I'm so thrilled and supportive for the people, the working people of Iran who want to overthrow their ruling class mullahs, who, you know, control the way they think, do, and say in every aspect, particularly for women. And that's getting ready to go, and I hope Trump helps push that a little bit further too 'cause everybody wants freedom now. Ho- from Hong Kong to Tehran.

    8. JR

      The Hong Kong riots are insane.

    9. RB

      They're a v- but they're, I c- I can't-

    10. JR

      It's incredible.

    11. RB

      ... believe what's going on. The strength of the human spirit, it blows me away.

    12. JR

      Well, they've been rioting-

    13. RB

      It's so beautiful.

    14. JR

      ... for so long now.

    15. RB

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      I mean, w- it's not slowing down at all. 17 weeks of rioting.

    17. RB

      Mm-hmm.

    18. JR

      That is crazy.

    19. RB

      17.

    20. JR

      17.

    21. RB

      Mm-hmm.

    22. JR

      Oh.

    23. RB

      Everything's 17.

    24. JR

      Everything's 17?

    25. RB

      You'll find out soon r- it's just in the air a lot. So is 11. Did you ever notice that about 11? Every time you look at your clock, it's something 11.

    26. JR

      Right.

    27. RB

      A lot of people.

    28. JR

      What does that mean?

    29. RB

      I don't know, it just is. I don't know what it means. Just look at my watch and it's always like, more times than not, something 11.

    30. JR

      What does it mean to you, though?

  8. 15:42 – 23:31

    Platform censorship and YouTube policy: harmful/dangerous labels, subjectivity, and incentives

    1. RB

      You know? And, uh, just keep going. It's tough for people right now. Whoo, and I know, uh, people are getting censored and what the hell, you know? What, what are we gonna do about it? You, you wanted to talk about that. It's terrible.

    2. JR

      Well, yeah, for sure, and we, we were, as we got here, Jaime was informing me that there's some new YouTube policy that is, uh, saying what, what was the descriptions of our podcast?

    3. NA

      Uh, number 1357 got a human review with harmful or dangerous acts.

    4. JR

      Hmm.

    5. NA

      That's you and Ari just talking.

    6. RB

      What was the subject? What was-

    7. JR

      Do you remember what we talked about? We probably joked around about harmful or dangerous acts. (laughs)

    8. NA

      Uh, yeah, so I mean, it's discussing it, but I, I think, I think that they're saying it, it's, it's in the video of it. Like, they're saying, "Is this in your video?" And I would, I would say, "No."

    9. JR

      No.

    10. NA

      It's just discussing it, so that's r- I don't know.

    11. JR

      So, um, when we, can we re- appeal that, or is that it?

    12. RB

      Maybe they wanna open a dialogue.

    13. NA

      That's it.

    14. JR

      That's it.

    15. NA

      Yeah.

    16. RB

      It's not open.

    17. NA

      It's being appealed through a deeper process right now.

    18. RB

      Oh.

    19. NA

      And we'll wait to see what they say, but this is just a new, a very new thing that just happened within the last two weeks on YouTube, and we're probably one of the first channels to get it.

    20. JR

      Have we had one of our guys look at the video to see if they can find something that they think is harmful?

    21. RB

      Yeah, you should research and find out what exactly.

    22. JR

      That's what-

    23. NA

      It was broken into clips and put on the clips channel.

    24. JR

      Uh-huh.

    25. NA

      And those were all allowed.

    26. JR

      Okay.

    27. NA

      So I don't know if it was a different person looked at it-

    28. JR

      A different person probably.

    29. NA

      ... and then a different person saw it.

    30. JR

      So it's subjective, then.

  9. 23:31 – 35:55

    Roseanne’s political worldview: corruption, San Francisco homelessness, and auditing power

    1. RB

      Nancy.

    2. JR

      Nancy Pelosi?

    3. RB

      Mm-hmm.

    4. JR

      Oh. You should've known it was Nancy.

    5. RB

      It was not in the public sphere.

    6. JR

      Goddamn Nancy.

    7. RB

      Oh, Nancy-

    8. JR

      What did she do?

    9. RB

      Nancy is on my last nerve.

    10. JR

      What did she do?

    11. RB

      I've been saying it for 10 years too. Nancy, you're on my last nerve. You've got a lot to answer for in San Francisco, what you have allowed on the streets there to the homeless people. It's disgusting. I go up there and I, uh, it, I am disgusted.

    12. JR

      It's crazy right now.

    13. RB

      Uh, people-

    14. JR

      And I don't think most people know-

    15. RB

      It's-

    16. JR

      ... how bad it is.

    17. RB

      People are living in shit and filth. There are children around drug addicts dying in those fucking streets of the richest financial district on the West Coast, you know?

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. RB

      Where's that money going to? Your- I, I, I just like... And then Laura Loomer went up there to Nancy's vineyard trying to find her. (laughs) It's like-

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. RB

      ... if you guys don't get yet that it don't matter who the president is...It's all a fucking scam to put public money into private pockets and nothing else. You're being robbed and nothing else. And they're both doing it, both parties, both sides, both up and down. It's about the American people. We have got to go to Washington. (laughs) You know that movie, Mrs.- Mr. Smith? I think about, we're all need to be Mr. Smith and all go to Washington because like this is our government and that is our tax money. And it will be audited as Trump has promised. And as long as President Trump continues to m- to make the moves to m- keep that promise to us, I will be supportive of him, because that needs to happen. The Federal Reserve must be audited, and we have to thank President Trump for going in that direction.

    22. JR

      How much time do you spend thinking about this stuff?

    23. RB

      S- 18 hours a day.

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. RB

      (laughs)

    26. JR

      Really?

    27. RB

      My kids are ... Everyone's mad at me.

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. RB

      I mean, I have to ... I- I have to figure it out.

    30. JR

      Oh.

  10. 35:55 – 44:45

    Drugs, marijuana safety, fentanyl danger, and the ‘crime economy’ idea

    1. JR

      What is the best pot these days?

    2. RB

      I'm kidding.

    3. JR

      There's so much pot. It's like it's hard to say what... I've never, I don't even know what bad pot is anymore.

    4. RB

      Well, now that it's being sold on every street corner out here-

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. RB

      ... it's like heaven.

    7. JR

      ... the only issue is, uh, there's a guy, Jo- named John Norris and he was, um, he was working for the Department of Fish and Game as a game warden. And he started stumbling upon these illegal cartel grow ops. And apparently-

    8. RB

      Oh, yeah, I heard about that.

    9. JR

      ... apparently, some crazy number like between 80 and 90% of all the illegal marijuana that's sold in this country is coming from cartel grow ops-

    10. RB

      Uh-huh.

    11. JR

      ... or similar illegal grow ops where they use dangerous pesticides.

    12. RB

      Right, pesticides are -

    13. JR

      So there's a movement right now for, um, people to test marijuana. And in fact, my friend, Todd, is actually starting a business doing this-

    14. RB

      Wow.

    15. JR

      ... where th- they wanna, uh, check marijuana plants and check you, you know, make sure, inspect the stuff that people are growing to make sure there's no harmful chemicals or pesticides. Because they're using this stuff to keep animals away, to keep bugs from eating the leaves.

    16. RB

      Oh, shit.

    17. JR

      And then you could smoke that stuff and it's toxic.

    18. RB

      Yeah. 'Cause that's what they're saying about fentanyl, you know?

    19. JR

      Yes.

    20. RB

      They're just bringing that in and, like, the drug ... the people that can't get their drugs anymore 'cause it's too expensive-

    21. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    22. RB

      ... those prescription painkillers.

    23. JR

      Exactly. And fentanyl's-

    24. RB

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... way stronger-

    26. RB

      Uh-huh.

    27. JR

      ... it's way smaller, and it kills people so b- ... A guy was telling me that cops, where he works, have to wear gloves when they're handling people that overdose-

    28. RB

      Oh, my God.

    29. JR

      ... because they, they're literally getting it through the pores of the skin of the people that are overdosing. That's how potent this shit is. So if you grab some sweaty guy who's overdosing and you're a cop and you have bare hands and that sweat-

    30. RB

      Oh, my God.

  11. 44:45 – 1:03:39

    Hollywood, cancellation fallout, and the cost of ‘one more mistake’ (reruns, definitions of offense)

    1. RB

      I guess not. Thank you so much. Yeah, I, I, uh, at one time thought that, but it, it was quite a lesson to get Public Censored.

    2. JR

      Mm-hmm. Yeah.

    3. RB

      And, uh, and it still goes on and they-

    4. JR

      Is that show still on the air without you?

    5. RB

      Uh, yeah.

    6. JR

      How's it doing?

    7. RB

      Oh, I don't know. I don't-

    8. JR

      You don't even pay attention?

    9. RB

      Uh, well, uh, I kinda do now, but I don't know. I mean, not really I don't. But, uh, I don't know, some people called me and told me to look for something, so I did.

    10. JR

      Yeah?

    11. RB

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      Um, you could do a podcast very easily. And I think if you did it would be awesome.

    13. RB

      It would be awesome-

    14. JR

      You know?

    15. RB

      ... because you know what? After they kicked me off TV and said I was a threat to America and everything, you know?

    16. JR

      They called you a threat to America?

    17. RB

      Well, something like that. (laughs)

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. RB

      A threat to Hollywood.

    20. JR

      (laughs) A threat to Hol-... Everything's a threat to Hollywood right now. Hollywood-

    21. RB

      Ain't it?

    22. JR

      ... seems to be crumbling at the foundations.

    23. RB

      Isn't it great? It's horrible too.

    24. JR

      It's great. Well, I love movies, so I'm bummed out.

    25. RB

      But the movies all suck.

    26. JR

      Well, I heard-

    27. RB

      Shit, they suck.

    28. JR

      ... that Avatar is coming out, Avatar 2. I'm very excited about that.

    29. RB

      Avatar? I never saw that.

    30. JR

      John Wick 3 was pretty fucking awesome.

  12. 1:03:39 – 1:10:59

    Yom Kippur, sobriety from Ambien, brain injury, and mental illness as the missing empathy conversation

    1. RB

      I mean, I am like... This is just before the Jewish holiday, you know, Yom Kippur, where I have to repent. Anyway.

    2. JR

      What are you repenting for?

    3. RB

      All the bad shit I did this last year.

    4. JR

      (laughs)

    5. RB

      That I enjoyed. I don't repent for the shit I had to do.

    6. JR

      Right.

    7. RB

      But the stuff I did 'cause I enjoyed seeing somebody squirm.

    8. JR

      What'd you do that you enjoyed seeing somebody squirm?

    9. RB

      I'm repenting for that. Oh, I had to have-

    10. JR

      Don't say anything that's gonna get your reruns canceled.

    11. RB

      I, I'm out. I just had to have the last word in personal rela-

    12. JR

      Oh, I get it.

    13. RB

      You know, all over the place.

    14. JR

      Yeah, that kind of shit.

    15. RB

      And in the larger world, going for the-

    16. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    17. RB

      You know, so I'm just trying to, uh, be a forgiving person, and so I'll be forgiven.

    18. JR

      Hmm.

    19. RB

      And I do ask to be forgiven and I, by apologizing, I'm, I am sorry that I made, uh, even, uh, one embarrassing day for anyone who gave me the chance to come on TV and make a number one show. And to all those whom I embarrassed, I am very sorry. And I, I, uh, I think that, uh, I think I, I owe that. And, uh, and I feel it. And I, I, I am sorry for, uh, you know, allowing myself to become unwell.

    20. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    21. RB

      Uh, mentally, because I, I worked so hard, I didn't look out for myself.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. RB

      I didn't take the vitamins, I didn't take the shots.

    24. JR

      We talked about that too.

    25. RB

      Mm-hmm.

    26. JR

      And y- your difficulty sleeping and then taking sleeping aids.

    27. RB

      Yeah. Taking Ambien. I've been-

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. RB

      ... sober off Ambien for, uh, since that happened.

    30. JR

      Fantastic.

  13. 1:10:59 – 1:46:38

    Hawaii life: farming, wild pigs, sustainability, telescopes, and the perspective of the night sky

    1. RB

      Oh, I would've... See, that's what made Owen Benjamin mad at me 'cause I... He's... 'Cause I called him a name. I shouldn't have used that word, but... Um, because, you know, he's doing all that, uh, farming stuff. Well, I'm doing the farming too, and I have farm vehicles, okay?

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. RB

      And he does not have that or any rifles or anything, so I kinda called him a puss bag. But he thinks I meant it-

    4. JR

      Come up to the microphone.

    5. RB

      He thinks I maybe meant it for other reasons, but, no, it's just, like, man, if you're gonna go do this, you gotta get yourself a, you know, one of these four-wheel drive here's like I got with the rifle. And, you know-

    6. JR

      You have to have that?

    7. RB

      If you're gonna do the job, yeah.

    8. JR

      Why do you need a rifle when you're farming?

    9. RB

      Well, for, for h- for killing wild pigs.

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. RB

      I told you, I got nothing but wild pigs over there.

    12. JR

      Well, you're in Hawaii.

    13. RB

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      Yeah, of c- for sure, you'd need that.

    15. RB

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      My friend, Shane, started hunting because he was farming and the wild pigs-

    17. RB

      Right.

    18. JR

      ... would destroy all of his vegetables.

    19. RB

      Yeah. Yeah, they do.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. RB

      Some of these fuckers are like Volkswagens.

    22. JR

      Oh, they're crazy.

    23. RB

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      It is crazy if you've never been around.

    25. RB

      And they don't have no limits. I mean, they're like-

    26. JR

      No.

    27. RB

      ... politicians, I've noticed. They don't have (laughs) any limit. Like, they want not only what they got, but what you got too. They don't stop. Uh, you put barriers up to 'em and they keep pushing 'em down-

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