Joe Rogan Experience #1359 - Roseanne Barr

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Can't do much more…

   1. RBRoseanne Barr0:00

      Can't do much more to-

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:01

      No.

   3. RBRoseanne Barr0:01

      ... me, can they? Well, Joe, it's so great to see you.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      Great to see you, too. I love the sunglasses. They're pretty slick.

   5. RBRoseanne Barr0:08

      Aren't they the coolest?

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      They're perfect.

   7. RBRoseanne Barr0:09

      These are... Okay, I thought I was getting the coolest ones, but then my friends who were shopping with me, they came running back and they were like, "Uh-uh, uh-uh, don't pay yet, don't pay yet. Honey, take a look at these." And I looked, and there's a separation, like, between the frame.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:26

      Right.

   9. RBRoseanne Barr0:27

      See, you wanna look.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       Okay.

   11. RBRoseanne Barr0:29

       I did my own eye makeup, so it's a mess. I couldn't get anybody to fix my makeup today.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       What's the benefit of the separation?

   13. RBRoseanne Barr0:40

       Fucking art.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Just looks dope?

   15. RBRoseanne Barr0:42

       Fuck yeah. (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       I get it. I, I agree with you.

   17. RBRoseanne Barr0:44

       You got a little bit of brow peeping through.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       I see.

   19. RBRoseanne Barr0:47

       See?

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       I like 'em a lot. They're very cool.

   21. RBRoseanne Barr0:49

       And look at the pinker flesh, or whatever you call this. That's my color.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       I like the bracelet too. The pink one? That's jamming.

   23. RBRoseanne Barr0:56

       The pink one.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:56

       It's pretty dope.

   25. RBRoseanne Barr0:57

       I've had it for a long, long time.

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       (laughs)

   27. RBRoseanne Barr0:59

       Like Phyllis Diller, I just collect weird costumes, you know?

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:03

       Yeah.

   29. RBRoseanne Barr1:03

       And just wear 'em in the house. But I decided to start wearing 'em out more now.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:09

       I like it.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Mm. …

   1. RBRoseanne Barr15:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Mm.

   3. RBRoseanne Barr15:00

      But now they can't hold it down. This is the first time in history, I said to him, "It seems to me like this might be the first time in history where no church or state can keep the facts from the people."

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:11

      That is true.

   5. RBRoseanne Barr15:11

      And he said-

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:12

      Yeah.

   7. RBRoseanne Barr15:12

      "Yeah, that's true."

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      That does feel like this.

   9. RBRoseanne Barr15:14

      And I mean, that's gonna create the most coolest shit.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       Yeah.

   11. RBRoseanne Barr15:18

       Like cars that'll fly or something. I don't know how it will manifest-

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       Mm-hmm.

   13. RBRoseanne Barr15:22

       ... but it's high thinking and it's good. And the more we see the rot at the bottom, which is everywhere now-

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Right.

   15. RBRoseanne Barr15:29

       ... you just gotta keep looking up. Just keep looking up. Don't look down, right? You know, when you're on that tightrope? That's what they say, "Never look down when you're walking a tightrope." You just keep looking forward and up a little bit. Forward and up.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:41

       Hmm.

   17. RBRoseanne Barr15:42

       You know? And, uh, just keep going. It's tough for people right now. Whoo, and I know, uh, people are getting censored and what the hell, you know? What, what are we gonna do about it? You, you wanted to talk about that. It's terrible.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       Well, yeah, for sure, and we, we were, as we got here, Jaime was informing me that there's some new YouTube policy that is, uh, saying what, what was the descriptions of our podcast?

   19. NANarrator16:07

       Uh, number 1357 got a human review with harmful or dangerous acts.

   20. JRJoe Rogan16:15

       Hmm.

   21. NANarrator16:16

       That's you and Ari just talking.

   22. RBRoseanne Barr16:16

       What was the subject? What was-

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:18

       Do you remember what we talked about? We probably joked around about harmful or dangerous acts. (laughs)

   24. NANarrator16:21

       Uh, yeah, so I mean, it's discussing it, but I, I think, I think that they're saying it, it's, it's in the video of it. Like, they're saying, "Is this in your video?" And I would, I would say, "No."

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:30

       No.

   26. NANarrator16:30

       It's just discussing it, so that's r- I don't know.

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:33

       So, um, when we, can we re- appeal that, or is that it?

   28. RBRoseanne Barr16:36

       Maybe they wanna open a dialogue.

   29. NANarrator16:38

       That's it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:39

       That's it.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Well, it seems like…

   1. RBRoseanne Barr30:00

      Auschwitz doesn't exist, and even the thought of it doesn't exist. But you really can't, 'cause I think when you read about Western society and all of that, you're like, "M- maybe that was the, you know-"... that's where it leads.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:17

      Well, it seems like throughout history there's been evil governments. There's been certain evil organizations that have done horrific things.

   3. RBRoseanne Barr30:26

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:26

      Like way back to as, as far as we know, from Rome, to the Inquisition, to the Mongols, to the-

   5. RBRoseanne Barr30:32

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:32

      ... you know. I mean, there, there's been horrific things done by human beings. And one of the things about knowing about things like Auschwitz is it lets us know that even though things in this country right now are relatively great in comparison to the rest of the world, relatively great comparison to some parts of the world that are war-torn and terrible right now, it could go bad. It could go bad because that's what humans are capable of. Humans are capable, when they're led by the wrong ideology, when they're, they're, they're cult-minded, when they're all in, they're, they can do some terrible, awful things. And we need to know that. And it's one of the things about having something like Auschwitz in our history that we, we know that that's possible.

   7. RBRoseanne Barr31:13

      Well, we know that you can make... You can convince people of anything.

   8. JRJoe Rogan31:18

      Yes.

   9. RBRoseanne Barr31:18

      We know that.

   10. JRJoe Rogan31:19

       Yes. For sure.

   11. RBRoseanne Barr31:20

       And if you, like he said, if, if you tell a lie, if you make it big enough and tell it often enough, everybody will believe it.

   12. JRJoe Rogan31:28

       Well, if you just keep talking.

   13. RBRoseanne Barr31:30

       Mm-hmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan31:30

       Th- one of the things that I think is really interesting about the internet today is you're seeing groups of people that are connected to groups of people. And for sure, this podcast is guilty of it in a certain way, although it's unintentional. But there, there are people out there that are essentially running online cults.

   15. RBRoseanne Barr31:44

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan31:44

       It's not hard to do.

   17. RBRoseanne Barr31:45

       No, it's not hard to do.

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:46

       It's not hard to do. Y- its... People love a leader. We have, uh, an inherent desire to be a part of a tribe.

   19. RBRoseanne Barr31:53

       Right.

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:53

       It's, it's-

   21. RBRoseanne Barr31:53

       Well, 'cause we're tribal.

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:54

       Yeah. Look, I have a goddamn American flag behind me. I mean there's a reason for that.

   23. RBRoseanne Barr31:58

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:58

       I, I, I love America. I really do. I love the idea of it, the idea of freedom, self-expression.

   25. RBRoseanne Barr32:03

       That's right.

   26. JRJoe Rogan32:03

       And this, this is one of the rare places on earth where you can come here with fuck-all and really make something outta yourself. Y- there's no cast system here. We celebrate people that are poor that make it to become huge. Look at all the entertainers and-

   27. RBRoseanne Barr32:15

       We need to-

   28. JRJoe Rogan32:16

       ... singers, rock and roll people.

   29. RBRoseanne Barr32:16

       ... I, I believe that basically 'cause, you know, basically I'm still like I always was. People think, "Oh, you're no longer a socialist." Well, I'm not gonna call it socialism anymore. You know, I ran as a socialist candidate in 2012-

   30. JRJoe Rogan32:30

       What's changed?
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   How's it doing? …

   1. RBRoseanne Barr45:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      How's it doing?

   3. RBRoseanne Barr45:02

      Oh, I don't know. I don't-

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      You don't even pay attention?

   5. RBRoseanne Barr45:05

      Uh, well, uh, I kinda do now, but I don't know. I mean, not really I don't. But, uh, I don't know, some people called me and told me to look for something, so I did.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:19

      Yeah?

   7. RBRoseanne Barr45:20

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:21

      Um, you could do a podcast very easily. And I think if you did it would be awesome.

   9. RBRoseanne Barr45:26

      It would be awesome-

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       You know?

   11. RBRoseanne Barr45:27

       ... because you know what? After they kicked me off TV and said I was a threat to America and everything, you know?

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       They called you a threat to America?

   13. RBRoseanne Barr45:34

       Well, something like that. (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       (laughs)

   15. RBRoseanne Barr45:37

       A threat to Hollywood.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       (laughs) A threat to Hol-... Everything's a threat to Hollywood right now. Hollywood-

   17. RBRoseanne Barr45:41

       Ain't it?

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       ... seems to be crumbling at the foundations.

   19. RBRoseanne Barr45:44

       Isn't it great? It's horrible too.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       It's great. Well, I love movies, so I'm bummed out.

   21. RBRoseanne Barr45:49

       But the movies all suck.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       Well, I heard-

   23. RBRoseanne Barr45:51

       Shit, they suck.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       ... that Avatar is coming out, Avatar 2. I'm very excited about that.

   25. RBRoseanne Barr45:55

       Avatar? I never saw that.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:55

       John Wick 3 was pretty fucking awesome.

   27. RBRoseanne Barr45:57

       Ah!

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       (laughs)

   29. RBRoseanne Barr45:58

       I... That's my favorite. John Wick is my favorite.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:01

       I love that movie.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:12:13

   Right.Right. …

   1. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:00

      I- I asked for, I asked for it to be defined. I- I said, "Could I have a definition of what offensive means to you?"

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:09

      Right.Right.

   3. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:10

      And they said, "You know what it means." That-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

      Oh, geez.

   5. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:12

      I said, "Could you, uh, discuss it with my lawyers?" "No, you know what it means."

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

      What does it mean?

   7. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:16

      I don't know.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

      No, what... That, th- this is the problem.

   9. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:18

      It could mean you fart or something, sometime. I mean, these people that think people are rude are the rudest fucking assholes on earth. They're the most insensitive-

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:27

       They think they're doing the right thing, though.

   11. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:27

       The people that think they're so sensitive, they're insen-

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       Yeah.

   13. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:31

       Do you think they think they're doing the right thing?

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       Yes.

   15. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:33

       I do too.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       I think that they think that.

   17. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:34

       Because I don't think they ever get to hear anybody like me say, "You're not doing the right thing."

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       But we live in an echo chamber out here.

   19. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:41

       "Please think it through a bit."

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       We live in an echo chamber.

   21. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:42

       Think it through a bit. I know, that's why it's up to us to go-

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       Yeah.

   23. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:44

       ... "You guys, um, think things through a little bit more."

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       Yeah.

   25. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:48

       Now, I'm, I'm not condemning anybody. I'm not that kind of person.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:51

       I think we need more conversations.

   27. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:54

       Absolutely.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

       And we need more-

   29. RBRoseanne Barr1:00:56

       We used to have the best dinner parties-

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:57

       Yeah.

Episode duration: 2:07:25