Joe Rogan Experience #1371 - Andrew Santino

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   ... yeah. (glasses clinking) Two,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      ... yeah. (glasses clinking) Two, one. (grunts) (drinks splashing)

   2. ASAndrew Santino0:04

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Hi, Andrew Santino.

   4. ASAndrew Santino0:06

      (laughs) What's up, Mr. Rogan? This is great, huh?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      It's still Sober October.

   6. ASAndrew Santino0:09

      Still sober.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      You can't have real drinks.

   8. ASAndrew Santino0:10

      No, I'm gonna have s-... I'm gonna... not gonna have real drinks. I'm gonna have this.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      You can have some of this.

   10. ASAndrew Santino0:13

       Cheers. I'll have some of this.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:14

       Pineken 0-0. Mm. (swallowing) Ah. It's good, right?

   12. ASAndrew Santino0:18

       Oh, yeah, it's pretty good.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       (grunts) (glass thudding) I know you wanna get fucked up, but you can't. How about that?

   14. ASAndrew Santino0:25

       (sighs) I'm not gonna, man.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       How about that?

   16. ASAndrew Santino0:27

       I'm not gonna. I need n-... I need time for my stomach to clear out.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       Do you think you could do Sober October?

   18. ASAndrew Santino0:31

       No. You know I can't do that shit.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       You can't do it?

   20. ASAndrew Santino0:33

       No. A month?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       A week? How about a week?

   22. ASAndrew Santino0:35

       I could do a wee-... I could do sober week.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       So you could do the first week of Sober October?

   24. ASAndrew Santino0:38

       Yeah, I could do the v-... The reason-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Maybe, like, the first week this year, and next week-... next year, you do two weeks.

   26. ASAndrew Santino0:43

       If... I'll do... I could do so-... I could do a sober... I could do a sober month, but October sucks for me. It's my birthday in October.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       Oh.

   28. ASAndrew Santino0:50

       So I don't wanna take it off. You know?

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Mm.

   30. ASAndrew Santino0:52

       Also-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   They're mad at you…

   1. ASAndrew Santino15:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      They're mad at you and they're-

   3. ASAndrew Santino15:01

      These guys are dicks.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      ... making things look like dicks.

   5. ASAndrew Santino15:03

      It's fucking... Wait, so what did it say? Did it say bi- "Lock her," "Lock him up," or "Lock her up?" It's "Lock him up," right?

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:07

      I think it's "Lock him up" is what I was seeing. Yeah.

   7. ASAndrew Santino15:09

      They booed the president. Has that ever happened at a fucking baseball game?

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:12

      No. People are... People are very riled up.

   9. ASAndrew Santino15:15

      Man, they... Yeah. Well, here was the other thing that... I saw they had a connected thing article, uh, you know, that I was reading with that that said 51% of America is pro-impeachment. But I was like, "Where does that fucking poll come from?"

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:27

       Yeah. Who's... Did they ask you?

   11. ASAndrew Santino15:29

       No.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       They didn't ask me either.

   13. ASAndrew Santino15:30

       Yeah, so what the f-... Who the fuck said it?

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:31

       All those polls. Here's the problem with polls. The only people that answer polls are assholes.

   15. ASAndrew Santino15:35

       Right. (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:36

       Right.

   17. ASAndrew Santino15:36

       Right.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:36

       If they call you up and go, "Hey, Cito, what do you, uh, what do you think about this?" You go, "This is what I think. Don't call me."

   19. ASAndrew Santino15:41

       Yeah. They're like, "Yeah, leave me the fuck alone."

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       Don't hang up the phone. Fuck you.

   21. ASAndrew Santino15:44

       Who even... Can, can you see who conducted that poll, that, that nonsense, uh, the impeachment poll?

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Oh, I'm glad, glad you called because I have some very relevant opinions about this impeachment. Uh, if we go back to Nixon, if you really take... Pay attention to the Nixon administration, it's arguable that Trump has been more egregious with his breaking of the Constitution. (laughs) Oh, I'm so exhausted. I wish there was no issues.

   23. ASAndrew Santino16:04

       Uh.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       This is what I wish. I wish there was no one trying to steal, there was no one trying to cheat on their taxes.

   25. ASAndrew Santino16:11

       Kill.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:11

       Everybody was just doing their best and helping each other out.

   27. ASAndrew Santino16:15

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:15

       Just a nice, small, healthy, vibrant, communicating comm- community of people supporting each other. Fox News poll, 51% of voters favor impeachment and removing President Trump from office. That's not good.

   29. ASAndrew Santino16:28

       That's a Fox poll.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:28

       When Fox says that-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      And then he was angry and he had a really good point. He's like, "Why don't they have signs in the gym?"

   2. ASAndrew Santino30:04

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      Like, you take jujitsu and it's up to everybody to tell you what staph is. 'Cause, um, m- um, Junior dos Santos just pulled out of his fight. He was supposed to fight Alexander Volkov.... but, uh, he got nasty staph in his leg. Like his, uh, lower, uh, leg, like his calf area-

   4. ASAndrew Santino30:22

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:23

      ... all swollen and red and funky 'cause he got a staph infection. The same thing, like, he was like, "Why is it ... It hurts. It's, like, painful." Like, he thought, like, maybe, like, you know, sometimes you clash shins.

   6. ASAndrew Santino30:33

      Sure.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:33

      Him, he would do it a lot, man.

   8. ASAndrew Santino30:34

      But you get a cut and then it just gets infected.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:36

      Yeah, yeah. It could be-

   10. ASAndrew Santino30:36

       Like my cousin had-

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       ... just a scratch.

   12. ASAndrew Santino30:37

       ... MRSA. You know what MRSA is?

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       Ooh, yeah. It's that-

   14. ASAndrew Santino30:39

       That's the worst.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       It's the worst.

   16. ASAndrew Santino30:40

       That's the worst version of staph.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       Staph.

   18. ASAndrew Santino30:41

       It's like staph turns into MRSA.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:43

       Well, it's ... No, it's medication-resistant staph.

   20. ASAndrew Santino30:46

       Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       Staphylococcus, whatever the call, fa-

   22. ASAndrew Santino30:48

       But it's like the-

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       The medication stuff.

   24. ASAndrew Santino30:50

       ... it's like the extreme version.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       Yes. Well, it's, it's staph that you find in hospitals, unfortunately.

   26. ASAndrew Santino30:54

       Right.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:54

       Because a lot of times that kind of staph is, uh, immune to medication.

   28. ASAndrew Santino30:58

       He doesn't even know how he got it. But, I mean, it's ... That stuff f- ... That can ... You can fucking lose, like, a hand and shit over it.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       Oh, yeah, man. Yeah.

   30. ASAndrew Santino31:03

       It's wild.
4. 45:00 – 59:38

   So he had never…

   1. ASAndrew Santino45:00

      producers, directors.

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      So he had never gotten the script before this?

   3. ASAndrew Santino45:02

      It felt like it was fucking his first time on that boat, bud. I was like, "What is going on, dude?" (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      Maybe it was.

   5. ASAndrew Santino45:07

      M- a- of the... for the... I mean-

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      For that script.

   7. ASAndrew Santino45:09

      ... for the studio? That's-

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      Maybe that script.

   9. ASAndrew Santino45:11

      That'd be crazy. That'd be crazy for him to never see that script and then do a studio table read. I shouldn't even have said that. (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:18

       Hmm.

   11. ASAndrew Santino45:18

       Whatever. I'm not in the movie.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:21

       Yeah.

   13. ASAndrew Santino45:21

       It just felt like he was like... I- I'm just saying, the difference when you meet people in, in, in, in this industry, in the television, te- television and film, that are like just really, really good.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       Right. On it.

   15. ASAndrew Santino45:32

       It's just... It... You see it right away. They're on... They're fucking... I bet you The Rock is phenomenal in table reads. And table reads-

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       Yeah.

   17. ASAndrew Santino45:38

       ... are important 'cause the studio gets to see it. They get to kinda-

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Right.

   19. ASAndrew Santino45:40

       You're selling it a little bit. You know what I mean?

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:43

       Yes.

   21. ASAndrew Santino45:43

       The movie's gonna get fucking made. It doesn't matter.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       Yeah.

   23. ASAndrew Santino45:45

       But it's just like, it sells you more to all of these o-other sources to feel like-

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:49

       Yep.

   25. ASAndrew Santino45:50

       ... this is the guy we wanna get behind.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       Yep.

   27. ASAndrew Santino45:51

       Because I've run into a lot of great actors and actresses in the business and like, "You can fucking tell, dude." The way that they handle things sometimes, you're like, "Oh man, that's why they're good." They just are like ready for it.

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       Mm-hmm.

   29. ASAndrew Santino46:02

       It's like a... It's, it's like a, a good... Uh, it's the same way a good comedian can just turn on, you know? We can be having this conversation seconds later. You get on stage and it's like, and you just know, you know when to... you know when to produce.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:14

       Well, maybe he already got the gig and-

Episode duration: 2:00:05