Joe Rogan Experience #1371 - Andrew Santino

1. 0:00 – 1:08

   Sober October catch-up and Santino’s “no booze” reality check

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      ... yeah. (glasses clinking) Two, one. (grunts) (drinks splashing)

   2. ASAndrew Santino0:04

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Hi, Andrew Santino.

   4. ASAndrew Santino0:06

      (laughs) What's up, Mr. Rogan? This is great, huh?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      It's still Sober October.

   6. ASAndrew Santino0:09

      Still sober.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      You can't have real drinks.

   8. ASAndrew Santino0:10

      No, I'm gonna have s-... I'm gonna... not gonna have real drinks. I'm gonna have this.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      You can have some of this.

   10. ASAndrew Santino0:13

       Cheers. I'll have some of this.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:14

       Pineken 0-0. Mm. (swallowing) Ah. It's good, right?

   12. ASAndrew Santino0:18

       Oh, yeah, it's pretty good.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       (grunts) (glass thudding) I know you wanna get fucked up, but you can't. How about that?

   14. ASAndrew Santino0:25

       (sighs) I'm not gonna, man.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       How about that?

   16. ASAndrew Santino0:27

       I'm not gonna. I need n-... I need time for my stomach to clear out.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       Do you think you could do Sober October?

   18. ASAndrew Santino0:31

       No. You know I can't do that shit.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       You can't do it?

   20. ASAndrew Santino0:33

       No. A month?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       A week? How about a week?

   22. ASAndrew Santino0:35

       I could do a wee-... I could do sober week.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       So you could do the first week of Sober October?

   24. ASAndrew Santino0:38

       Yeah, I could do the v-... The reason-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Maybe, like, the first week this year, and next week-... next year, you do two weeks.

   26. ASAndrew Santino0:43

       If... I'll do... I could do so-... I could do a sober... I could do a sober month, but October sucks for me. It's my birthday in October.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       Oh.

   28. ASAndrew Santino0:50

       So I don't wanna take it off. You know?

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Mm.

   30. ASAndrew Santino0:52

       Also-
2. 1:08 – 3:18

   The Cleveland late-night meal that turned into in-flight food poisoning

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:08

      (laughs) So, uh, n- no, uh, offense to Hilarities, which is a great comedy club, we stopped there-

   2. ASAndrew Santino1:14

      Mm-hmm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:14

      ... uh, Saturday night after our show in Cleveland. We went over to say hi to our friend, Jessie Mae Peluso, who was headlining there. And what was he... the dude's name?

   4. ASAndrew Santino1:22

      (sighs) Andrew.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:23

      Andrew... Don't... Remember.

   6. ASAndrew Santino1:24

      I don't remember.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:25

      Funny guy.

   8. ASAndrew Santino1:26

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:26

      Anyway, um, so we say hi to them, and they, they graciously, the owners of the club, uh, graciously asked if we were hungry and we said, "Sure, we could eat." They have a nice menu.

   10. ASAndrew Santino1:36

       Why not?

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:36

       So I had, uh, the prime rib. It was excellent. And you had a steak with some, uh, vegetables.

   12. ASAndrew Santino1:42

       That's right. I had a bunch of vegetables on the side.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:43

       This is probably around midnight.

   14. ASAndrew Santino1:45

       Uh-huh.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:46

       And then, uh, we get on a plane at, like, 6:00 in the morning. We are, uh, flying back home-

   16. ASAndrew Santino1:53

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:53

       ... and, uh, I pass out. And then the lady wakes me up. It's like a movie. The lady wakes me up. And then I look over at you, you're like, "Dude, I'm not good. I'm not good. I'm not doing good." I'm like-

   18. ASAndrew Santino2:03

       I was tripping.

   19. JRJoe Rogan2:03

       ... "What's the matter? What happened?" Like, we, we had walked through the airport, cracking jokes like we always do.

   20. ASAndrew Santino2:09

       Yep.

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:09

       Having a great old time. Everything seemed normal. He didn't seem sick at all.

   22. ASAndrew Santino2:12

       Uh-uh.

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:13

       He fell asleep. Tell everybody what happened.

   24. ASAndrew Santino2:15

       I fall asleep. I woke up like in Fight Club, when you're like... when y-... when he wakes up, he's like, "Gah," on the plane. Like, my breath caught myself, and I sprinted to the bathroom. And I was, like, so out of it. And I think the head rush had got me all fucked up. And I sat down, and I blacked out and passed out for a second. And I woke up and I'm throwing up. I mean, I am hurling, dude.

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:34

       You woke up throwing up.

   26. ASAndrew Santino2:35

       Throwing up just like (gargling) like spit.

   27. JRJoe Rogan2:37

       (laughs)

   28. ASAndrew Santino2:37

       As I wake up, I'm spitting. And I cou-... and I'm, like, holding onto the sides, like, "I can't believe what's..." Like, "I ca-"... I'm so disoriented. And I walk out and I grab the flight attendant, and I was like, "D-... I-S-S there a doctor on the plane?" Like, "I'm... S-something's fucking wrong." Like, "I don't feel good." And my... Right then, my stomach was, like, burbling again. And she's like, "Oh my God, you're, like, pale as a fucking ghost." And I was like-

   29. JRJoe Rogan2:56

       Well, you're always pale as a ghost.

   30. ASAndrew Santino2:56

       ... "I'm, like, I'm like this, bitch. This is what I look like."
3. 3:18 – 6:38

   Food poisoning forensics: undigested food, salad risks, and past horror stories

   1. JRJoe Rogan3:18

      And then he saw undigested food in there.

   2. ASAndrew Santino3:20

      Tons of undigested food in there.

   3. JRJoe Rogan3:21

      And I was pretty sure it was food poisoning 'cause I've had a food poisoning before. And there... sometimes it comes on pretty quick.

   4. ASAndrew Santino3:27

      You knocked it on the nose. Well, that's what he thought it was too. He goes... He was asking me, he's like, "What did you have last night?" I said, "I had two drinks at the show, and I had a couple of beers after with Jessie Mae and her friend." And, uh, he was like, "Did you take any street drugs?" (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan3:38

      Yeah, that's what he said.

   6. ASAndrew Santino3:39

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan3:39

      He said, "Street drugs."

   8. ASAndrew Santino3:40

      "Street drugs."

   9. JRJoe Rogan3:40

      (laughs)

   10. ASAndrew Santino3:40

       "Did you take any back alley drugs?"

   11. JRJoe Rogan3:43

       (laughs)

   12. ASAndrew Santino3:43

       I said, "No, man, I swear to God." He thought I was lying.

   13. JRJoe Rogan3:45

       "What about ditch? Any ditch drugs?"

   14. ASAndrew Santino3:46

       "Did you take any ditch drugs?"

   15. JRJoe Rogan3:47

       "Any forest drugs?"

   16. ASAndrew Santino3:48

       "Any sewer shit?" So I told him the truth. I said, "Dude, I didn't take any drugs last night." And he was like, "Okay." And when he told me, he looked in there and he goes, "Oh, you have undigested food, which means your body's rejecting it without processing it, so it must be... You got a bug of some kind." 'Cause dude, I was... I d-... when I talked... when I grabbed you and I go, "Bro, something's wrong. Like, this is not..." It hit me-

   17. JRJoe Rogan4:06

       It was very nerve-wracking 'cause I was out of it.

   18. ASAndrew Santino4:08

       Yeah, you were totally asleep.

   19. JRJoe Rogan4:09

       'Cause I was... I had passed out, and I was so confused. I was like, "How? But you were okay."

   20. ASAndrew Santino4:13

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan4:13

       I'm like, "Did he have a stroke?"

   22. ASAndrew Santino4:15

       Dude, it was creepy.

   23. JRJoe Rogan4:16

       Like, what's up?

   24. ASAndrew Santino4:16

       I'd... I f-... I felt for a second in the bathroom like something medically was really, really wr-... If... My instinct was, "Oh, I must be, like, sick, or something's wrong." But then when I kept, like, having this urge to, to f-... yargh, I was like-

   25. JRJoe Rogan4:26

       Mm.

   26. ASAndrew Santino4:27

       ... "Mm-mm, something's really going on." Like-

   27. JRJoe Rogan4:28

       I was assuming that it was the vegetables because, uh, a lot of times people get it from p-... poorly handled salad.

   28. ASAndrew Santino4:35

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan4:35

       Yeah. People get-

   30. ASAndrew Santino4:36

       It was bad.
4. 6:38 – 13:12

   Processed food rabbit hole: fake butter, seed oils, and the Impossible Burger controversy

   1. JRJoe Rogan6:38

      Doesn't mean it's fucking horrible for you, but, but all the processed oils. You know what they're finding out from those fake meat burgers? They fed 'em to rats-

   2. ASAndrew Santino6:45

      The Impossible Burger?

   3. JRJoe Rogan6:45

      ... and they're giving 'em liver cancer.

   4. ASAndrew Santino6:47

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan6:47

      Pull up what, what it, what it, what the study was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, um, uh, one of those, Beyond Meat or Impossible Meat, or not really meat, whatever the fuck it is.

   6. ASAndrew Santino6:56

      Just, yeah. Not meat, but looks like meat, we're trying to make it look like meat.

   7. JRJoe Rogan6:59

      It's processed oils.

   8. ASAndrew Santino7:01

      With grill marks on it. Why do they do that shit?

   9. JRJoe Rogan7:02

      The weird, the weird shit, it's mostly oils.

   10. ASAndrew Santino7:04

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan7:05

       It's, like, oils from vegetables. It's very strange.

   12. ASAndrew Santino7:08

       A lot of soy and shit like that.

   13. JRJoe Rogan7:10

       Vegi-... Like, those processed vegetable oils are terrible for you.

   14. ASAndrew Santino7:13

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan7:14

       You know what's good for you? Olive oil. That's a good vegetable oil. Avocado oil is good for you. But, like, all that other shit, like canola and... uh, all that stuff's fucking terrible for you.

   16. ASAndrew Santino7:24

       Well, he- so here's my question. Is it because it's not naturally occurring?

   17. JRJoe Rogan7:27

       Here it is. "Rat feeding studies suggest the Impossible Burger may not be safe to eat." Scroll down. This is GMO Science. It says... Hold on a second, make that a little larger. "Rats fed ge-"... Rats... What are you doing? (laughs) What's going on with your finger?

   18. JVJamie Vernon7:42

       (laughs) I'm trying to make it bigger and it's just going up.

   19. JRJoe Rogan7:43

       Rats-

   20. JVJamie Vernon7:44

       It's not doing that.

   21. JRJoe Rogan7:44

       Stop. Stop moving. Go back. Jesus, Jamie. Stop. Go back.

   22. JVJamie Vernon7:49

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan7:49

       Go back.

   24. JVJamie Vernon7:50

       It's on back. This is it.

   25. ASAndrew Santino7:51

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan7:51

       No. No, it's not.

   27. ASAndrew Santino7:52

       There it is.

   28. JRJoe Rogan7:52

       Thank you, thank you.

   29. JVJamie Vernon7:53

       Oh, it's the, for the picture.

   30. JRJoe Rogan7:53

       "Rats fed the geneti-"... No, the fucking text there, buddy. "Rats fed the genetically modified yeast-derived protein soy..." Whoa. Say that word.
5. 13:12 – 16:52

   World Series politics and stadium chaos: boos, chants, and viral moments

   1. ASAndrew Santino13:12

      ... at this World Series game the, the other day? Did you see the news?

   2. JRJoe Rogan13:14

      No.

   3. ASAndrew Santino13:14

      They introduced Trump and, uh, the First Lady and they got booed. Do you know this?

   4. JRJoe Rogan13:19

      Yeah, yeah. Last N-... It's going around last night.

   5. ASAndrew Santino13:20

      It-

   6. JRJoe Rogan13:20

      Last night.

   7. ASAndrew Santino13:20

      He fucking-

   8. JRJoe Rogan13:21

      It's, there's two different versions of the story I saw.

   9. ASAndrew Santino13:23

      Yeah. What?

   10. JRJoe Rogan13:23

       CNN was saying that they were yelling out, "Lock her up," but then-

   11. ASAndrew Santino13:27

       No, I didn't hear that. I just saw the boo clip.

   12. JRJoe Rogan13:28

       ... another thing was saying that they were saying, "Lock him up." Yeah, I saw lock him up is what I saw.

   13. ASAndrew Santino13:31

       I think it was lock him up is what they were chanting.

   14. JRJoe Rogan13:33

       But CNN had it where they were saying people were chanting, "Lock her up." Well, I'll just tell you the other thing too is he was... Generally, the president throws out the first pitch.

   15. ASAndrew Santino13:41

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan13:42

       And he didn't do that because he's already thrown one out somewhere and it's been... It's, didn't look very good.

   17. ASAndrew Santino13:46

       Terrible.

   18. JRJoe Rogan13:46

       Yeah. Unathletic fuck.

   19. ASAndrew Santino13:48

       You wanna talk about those, we got some clips in the vault-

   20. JRJoe Rogan13:50

       (laughs)

   21. ASAndrew Santino13:51

       ... of people that can't throw baseballs on the first pitch.

   22. JRJoe Rogan13:53

       Oh, you mean Judd Apatow? (laughs)

   23. ASAndrew Santino13:54

       (laughs) That's, that's my favorite fucking clip.

   24. JRJoe Rogan13:57

       Him and Gary Delabate.

   25. ASAndrew Santino14:00

       Him, 50 Cent. There's a few people-

   26. JRJoe Rogan14:02

       Wanna scar?

   27. ASAndrew Santino14:02

       ... that have fucking... No, I can't right now. I'm good.

   28. JRJoe Rogan14:04

       Want your stomach?

   29. ASAndrew Santino14:05

       Yeah, I'm... I don't wanna fucking, I don't wanna fuck with it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan14:07

       Really?
6. 16:52 – 19:41

   Flashing behind home plate and the economics of online adult content

   1. ASAndrew Santino16:52

      See, sometimes there's good stuff at sporting events, so the other funny thing that happened was the, uh, those girls showed their tits. Did you see that? That was hilarious. These two girls are behind home plate and they're both flashing their tits. They both got banned from Major League Baseball for life and she, she tweeted it and she was, like, "Worth it." (laughs)

   2. JRJoe Rogan17:07

      It is worth it.

   3. ASAndrew Santino17:08

      It's awesome too. (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan17:09

      Sure. She's InstaFamous now.

   5. ASAndrew Santino17:10

      Yeah. Two of... To her and this other girlfriend of hers. I think somebody told me they're starting a smut magazine or something.

   6. JRJoe Rogan17:15

      Good.

   7. ASAndrew Santino17:15

      That was their promo.

   8. JRJoe Rogan17:16

      Good for them. Get a nice sponsor- This is their promotion, uh, breast, uh-

   9. ASAndrew Santino17:19

      Cancer awareness?

   10. JRJoe Rogan17:21

       Cancer, yeah, yeah, yeah.

   11. ASAndrew Santino17:21

       Yeah, somebody said they started a magazine or something though.

   12. JRJoe Rogan17:23

       Yeah. Okay.

   13. ASAndrew Santino17:23

       That they got a company on the rise. (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan17:25

       Good for them.

   15. ASAndrew Santino17:26

       Yeah. They show their tits-

   16. JRJoe Rogan17:27

       Good for them.

   17. ASAndrew Santino17:27

       ... behind home plate.

   18. JRJoe Rogan17:28

       How many girls make a living just showing their body to, like, Patreon?

   19. ASAndrew Santino17:33

       I- Instagram is all, is all dancing, dancing on the line of, like, legal picture prostitution.

   20. JRJoe Rogan17:40

       Well, the best case of it is Twitter.

   21. ASAndrew Santino17:43

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan17:43

       'Cause Twitter, they allow you-

   23. ASAndrew Santino17:45

       You can be-

   24. JRJoe Rogan17:45

       ... you can take it in the ass-

   25. ASAndrew Santino17:46

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan17:47

       ... on Twitter.

   27. ASAndrew Santino17:48

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan17:48

       There's a lot of gals-

   29. ASAndrew Santino17:49

       Yep.

   30. JRJoe Rogan17:49

       ... that I have to be real careful if I hand my kids one of my phones, they don't open up that fucking (laughs) Twitter app because in the feed there's-
7. 19:41 – 28:44

   Kanye’s ‘church’ era, modern cults, and how online followings radicalize

   1. JRJoe Rogan19:41

      I think Kanye West would have an issue with it. He doesn't like, uh, porn anymore.

   2. ASAndrew Santino19:44

      Well, he doesn't like cuss words now, too.

   3. JRJoe Rogan19:46

      Yeah, he's done with that.

   4. ASAndrew Santino19:47

      No cuss words now on the albums.

   5. JRJoe Rogan19:48

      Well, he, uh, he's starting a new cult.

   6. ASAndrew Santino19:51

      Yeah, he is.

   7. JRJoe Rogan19:51

      It's, it's clear. He's, he's on his way. It's probably gonna be huge.

   8. ASAndrew Santino19:55

      You think it's gonna be, like, a Scientology-sized thing at some point? Where it's gonna be like people go to a place-

   9. JRJoe Rogan19:59

      If he wants it to be.

   10. ASAndrew Santino20:00

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan20:00

       I mean, uh, it seems like he's doing it for free, though. You know? I mean, he's got a shit ton of money and so does his gal-

   12. ASAndrew Santino20:06

       Yeah, but-

   13. JRJoe Rogan20:06

       So, I mean, if-

   14. ASAndrew Santino20:07

       He likes business opportunities.

   15. JRJoe Rogan20:08

       He does, but, I mean, I think it probably opens up the doors for his other businesses, like his Yeezys and his clothes and all that shit.

   16. NANarrator20:15

       Like I said, that merch wasn't free. The show was free.

   17. JRJoe Rogan20:17

       Right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

   18. NANarrator20:18

       Was, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan20:18

       It opens up the opportunities for that stuff. So, so he does the show, and then people are like, uh, "You know, what do I have to do to be in the cult?"

   20. ASAndrew Santino20:25

       Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan20:25

       "Get yourself a pair of '11 Yeezys."

   22. ASAndrew Santino20:27

       "Just gotta show up with Yeezys, we'll let you in."

   23. JRJoe Rogan20:29

       Yeah.

   24. ASAndrew Santino20:29

       "That's all it is. You buy your way in." You'd get in. He love that shit.

   25. NANarrator20:33

       I could get a few, I could get a few people in, I think. (laughs)

   26. ASAndrew Santino20:35

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan20:35

       That's-

   28. ASAndrew Santino20:35

       You support all that shit so much.

   29. JRJoe Rogan20:37

       But see, the thing is-

   30. ASAndrew Santino20:37

       You love it.
8. 28:44 – 47:57

   Health scares in real life: staph, MRSA, meningitis, and ignoring doctors

   1. JRJoe Rogan28:44

      Who'd you win, who would win that fight? Bert or Ari?

   2. ASAndrew Santino28:46

      It'd be a fun fight to watch 'cause Early's a- a early... Ari's squirrely. He's got that like, he's like lanky and long and fucking... He could put up a good fight. Bert's got the, Bert's got probably the, Bert's got probably b- you know, the maybe a reach on him. I don't know how much taller he is.

   3. JRJoe Rogan29:00

      Well, Ari is very tall.

   4. ASAndrew Santino29:01

      Yeah, he's tall.

   5. JRJoe Rogan29:02

      He's, what is Ari, like 6'3"?

   6. JVJamie Vernon29:04

      Yeah, he has a jujitsu background too, a little bit, right?

   7. JRJoe Rogan29:06

      A little bit.

   8. JVJamie Vernon29:07

      A little bit?

   9. JRJoe Rogan29:07

      A little bit.

   10. JVJamie Vernon29:07

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan29:08

       A little bit. I bought him a year. He probably went... He went until he got staph, and that was about basically the end of his career.

   12. ASAndrew Santino29:15

       That's when most people would quit.

   13. JRJoe Rogan29:16

       He got a bad staph infection on his knee, man. It was horrible. Swole up. It looked like he was walking with a limp.

   14. ASAndrew Santino29:22

       That shit can kill you.

   15. JRJoe Rogan29:23

       Oh, yeah. He didn't even know he had it. He thought it was a mosqui- or a, a, a spider bite.

   16. ASAndrew Santino29:26

       And he just let it go for a while?

   17. JRJoe Rogan29:27

       Bro, we, we were playing pool and he was walking around with a limp. I'm like, "What's wrong with your leg?" And he goes, "I got a spider bite." And, you know, obviously I've done jujitsu forever and I know that sometimes people think it's a spider bite and it's staph. So, I said, "Let me see." He pulls his knee up. I go, "Dude." And I unscrew my pool cue, I go, "Go to the emergency room right now." I go, "You have a bad staph infection."

   18. ASAndrew Santino29:45

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan29:45

       He thought I was fucking with him. He's like, "Are you serious?" I'm like, "I am dead serious. This can kill you. I'm not kidding." His fucking knee was all swollen.

   20. ASAndrew Santino29:53

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan29:53

       He had a, like, a real clear staph infection. I'm like, "But dude, you got... I'm, uh, I'm telling you, I'm not a doctor, but that is fucking staph." And then he was angry and he had a really good point. He's like, "Why don't they have signs in the gym?"

   22. ASAndrew Santino30:04

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:04

       Like, you take jujitsu and it's up to everybody to tell you what staph is. 'Cause, um, m- um, Junior dos Santos just pulled out of his fight. He was supposed to fight Alexander Volkov.... but, uh, he got nasty staph in his leg. Like his, uh, lower, uh, leg, like his calf area-

   24. ASAndrew Santino30:22

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:23

       ... all swollen and red and funky 'cause he got a staph infection. The same thing, like, he was like, "Why is it ... It hurts. It's, like, painful." Like, he thought, like, maybe, like, you know, sometimes you clash shins.

   26. ASAndrew Santino30:33

       Sure.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       Him, he would do it a lot, man.

   28. ASAndrew Santino30:34

       But you get a cut and then it just gets infected.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       Yeah, yeah. It could be-

   30. ASAndrew Santino30:36

       Like my cousin had-
9. 47:57 – 51:00

   California on fire, where to live, and why LA keeps comedians anchored

   1. JRJoe Rogan47:57

      I'm checked out because it's on fire.

   2. ASAndrew Santino47:59

      I know.

   3. JRJoe Rogan47:59

      It's on fire. The whole fucking place is on fire. Bel Air is on fire right now.

   4. ASAndrew Santino48:02

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan48:03

      Bel Air.

   6. ASAndrew Santino48:03

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan48:04

      Yeah. What do we got? Girl dressed as a cat. "I'm almost 30. This Halloween is my last chance to fuck a guy dressed as Harry Potter." (laughs)

   8. ASAndrew Santino48:15

      (laughs) That's great. See? That shit's fucking great.

   9. JRJoe Rogan48:19

      Overheard in LA. How much, uh, are those writers, though, that are writing that kinda stuff?

   10. ASAndrew Santino48:22

       It's gotta be, of course.

   11. JRJoe Rogan48:22

       Probably.

   12. ASAndrew Santino48:23

       I'm sure it, I'm sure it was birthed organically. I'm sure some, some dude started it for fun and then it just, you know, kept going. Yeah, I'd like to fucking, I'd like to go away from the fires. Northern California is even worse than we are. I think we complain, but they're really lit up.

   13. JRJoe Rogan48:34

       Sonoma's on fire.

   14. ASAndrew Santino48:36

       Bad. Yeah, it's bad.

   15. JRJoe Rogan48:36

       Yeah, they get it bad.

   16. ASAndrew Santino48:37

       Yeah, it's bad up there.

   17. JRJoe Rogan48:38

       Yeah, that's where Henry Cejudo almost burnt, fucking burnt to death. You can catch fires, man, everywhere that's dry and LA is dry as fuck.

   18. ASAndrew Santino48:47

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan48:47

       And last year, we got a lot of rain in the winter and everybody predicted that all the spring was gonna dry out as soon as the rainy season was over, the grass was gonna grow really high because of all the nutrients and all the water. And then boom, because the nutrient- when, when you have fires and then water, it's a terrible combination because apparently all the carbon from the fire actually helps all these plants grow.

   20. ASAndrew Santino49:09

       Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan49:10

       And then it just gets-

   22. ASAndrew Santino49:10

       So it's overgrown and then now it's overgrown-

   23. JRJoe Rogan49:12

       Yeah.

   24. ASAndrew Santino49:12

       ... there's all this dead shit now.

   25. JRJoe Rogan49:12

       Dude, it's so overgrown.

   26. ASAndrew Santino49:14

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan49:14

       It's so- when the, the areas where I run, weeds were higher than I'd ever seen them before.

   28. ASAndrew Santino49:19

       Right.

   29. JRJoe Rogan49:19

       Like fucking six-foot-tall weeds and all that, um, uh, mustard grass shit.

   30. ASAndrew Santino49:23

       Yeah.
10. 51:00 – 1:06:14

    On the road comedy life: Detroit’s Fox Theatre awe and club quirks (the piano rant)

    1. ASAndrew Santino51:00

       Well, you, you know what you ought to talk about is how fucking we were taken back by the Fox Theater was fucking insane in Detroit, huh?

    2. JRJoe Rogan51:06

       Yeah, people, you could see it on my Instagram. I took, uh, videos of it and some photos, and it's the most beautiful theater. And I've worked in a lot of beautiful theaters-

    3. ASAndrew Santino51:15

       Yeah.

    4. JRJoe Rogan51:15

       This is the most beautiful theater I've ever seen.

    5. ASAndrew Santino51:16

       It was stunning, man. When they, they, the, the staff was so cool. They took us out afterwards. The show was done, we had chilled for a while. Me and Ian Edwards, um, and Joe had gone back down to the stage and holy shit.

    6. JRJoe Rogan51:27

       Yeah, look at that.

    7. ASAndrew Santino51:27

       Look at how fucking incredible that is.

    8. JRJoe Rogan51:29

       It's crazy. And this is from the 1920s and they restored it, did he say in the '80s?

    9. ASAndrew Santino51:34

       '80s, yeah, in the '80s it got restored.

    10. JRJoe Rogan51:36

        Fucking A, this place is beautiful. And the staff there is proud.

    11. ASAndrew Santino51:40

        Yeah.

    12. JRJoe Rogan51:40

        Like, like that dude that... I forget, I don't remember his name, unfortunately. Really nice guy that-

    13. ASAndrew Santino51:45

        Look at that.

    14. JRJoe Rogan51:45

        ... that gave us all the, uh, and then they took, turned the lights down for us so we could see, um, what it really looks like. And then turned the, uh, the, the roof light on. 'Cause they had all these spotlights on so they could clean and get everything ready. And they turned those down for us and then turned the house lights on so we could see all the ornate gilded woodwork. And just like, you can't build a place like this anymore.

    15. ASAndrew Santino52:06

        And the way, and you can, you can kind of see on the top row there's faces carved up there.

    16. JRJoe Rogan52:10

        Yeah.

    17. ASAndrew Santino52:10

        And he said they're all hand-done. I mean, it's just, it was fucking unreal. Oh, he said, uh, he said they redid it in the '80s and five guys died while building it.

    18. JRJoe Rogan52:18

        Mm-hmm.

    19. ASAndrew Santino52:18

        While, while fixing it. And he had said when they had a guy up there f- cleaning, they found a helmet and like a, like a pickax almost, um, that was like placed in the... The helmet was on the pickax.

    20. JRJoe Rogan52:30

        Oh.

    21. ASAndrew Santino52:30

        And this bozo comes down and he's like, "Hey Mick, look at the, look at this shit." And the guy was like, "Hey put that back, that was a, in memory of one of the builders that died during the dif- original construction of it."

    22. JRJoe Rogan52:41

        Oh.

    23. ASAndrew Santino52:41

        Like they had put it deep in the rafters. They found, he found it while he was cleaning.

    24. JRJoe Rogan52:44

        Oh.

    25. ASAndrew Santino52:44

        It was awesome. He was like, "This place is..." And he, and then right away, of course I knew it was gonna go there, after me and Joe were like, "Oh yeah, fucking yeah. This is amazing." And then he goes, then he goes, "And you know it's haunted." I was like, "I knew that was coming." I could tell from that face.

    26. JRJoe Rogan52:57

        (laughs) Everything's haunted.

    27. ASAndrew Santino52:57

        I could just l- I could look from his face, he wanted to tell us that so bad.

    28. JRJoe Rogan53:00

        Your mother's pussy's haunted.

    29. ASAndrew Santino53:01

        Your mother's pussy's... He, he said somebody-

    30. JRJoe Rogan53:03

        So haunted.

Episode duration: 2:00:05