The Joe Rogan ExperienceJoe Rogan Experience #1381 - Donnell Rawlings
EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,000 words- 0:00 – 2:28
Rap studio talk: “Turn my shit up,” and what “16 bars” means
- JRJoe Rogan
Why is that?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I don't know, it just feels... When you, it's, when you say, "Turn my shit up," the engineers and the producers feel like, oh, shit, this nigga just turned his shit up. He's about to go in.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
It gives you the impression that you're about to spit the hottest 16 of your life.
- JRJoe Rogan
16? What does 16 mean?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
16 bars-
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... in a song.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Like a, like in, in ra- You don't know this?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
So, nobody's ever come up to you and say, um, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Nobody's ever come up to you (laughs) and say-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... um, s- "Let me get your 16. Spit s- hot s- s-, uh, a hot 16." Nobody's ever said that to you?
- JRJoe Rogan
Never in my life have I heard that expression.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
You need to change the places you hang out, son.
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
For real, man. I mean, I mean, I don't know. (laughs)
- NANarrator
(claps)
- JRJoe Rogan
Ha!
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I'm not trying, I'm just sayin' 'cause I'm pretty sure there are places you would've... All the people, all the Black people you know, all the rappers and nobody-
- JRJoe Rogan
Nobody's ev- asked me to rap.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... nobody's ever asked you to spit?
- JRJoe Rogan
No. No, never. I've never spit.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Have you ever practiced?
- JRJoe Rogan
Never.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Come on, Joe. Don't lie, bruh.
- 2:28 – 3:47
Old-school hip-hop memories: Sugarhill Gang, boomboxes, and learning lyrics on cassette
- DRDonnell Rawlings
But if you remember that song, you remember when that song first came out, and I know I'm dating myself, you literally could get pussy if you knew every word to, um, Rapper's Delight.
- JRJoe Rogan
I remember I was in junior high school and-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... people were playing it in the lunchroom.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Y- on a record player. Not record players, but tape cassettes.
- JRJoe Rogan
A boombox. Yeah, a cassette.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
With tape cassettes.
- JRJoe Rogan
I remember thinking, "Wow, this is like a new kinda music."
- DRDonnell Rawlings
It's a new kind of music. Not only the way you had to learn it, like, it wasn't like now you could skip through the timeline to a song or whatever. You ha- it was a cassette, so it would play-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Then you had to rewind it-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... back to that same spot and keep doing it, and you had to keep doing it until you learned all the words.
- JRJoe Rogan
But cassette players were fairly recent back then, so that was like, when Sugarhill came out was around the time cassette players were out where you could walk around and play the music. You didn't need a record player.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
You didn't have a record player, and what people would do with those boombox, you would record your favorite music from the radio from-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... from your boombox.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yep, yep.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
So, you would have a nice little tape. You would have a nice tape that you think is like, "Oh, this shit is clear," then you hear somebody say, "Tisha, get the fuck off the stove."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Because it was right, it was, it was recording right in, in the, in the, in the, in actual time.
- JRJoe Rogan
Remember, and a lot of them had two decks-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... so you could record other people's shit too.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah, a lot of Black people had them. White dudes in the suburbs had the double decks.
- JRJoe Rogan
The double deckers.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah, we had to sing... I was bam-
- JRJoe Rogan
Double decks were nice because you could get a friend and he had a cassette and you could copy that cassette.
- 3:47 – 6:20
DC’s Go-Go scene and rap crossing into the mainstream (Run-DMC + Aerosmith, Eminem)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And, and you, and then we would copy them. We had go- in DC, that was really big with Go-go music. Go, you know what Go-go music is?
- JRJoe Rogan
Sure.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Go-go music, it's like, uh, African funk, uh, uh, uh, jazz, beat. It's like, it's, uh, a lot of percussions.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's a good Go-go music artist?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Um, Rare Essence.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
That's a band. Uh, Trouble Funk is a band. EU. I'm old school, so these were the biggest bands back then. Then you had this band called The Junkyard Band. You know, Junkyard Band, the way they started was they, was really, they kind of like copied The, The Cosby- you know The Cosby, The Cosby Show when he had that, The Backyard Band? They was on, um, radi- uh, radiators and stuff.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And these were guys who just take buckets and cardboard and card- and, and, uh, and cowbells and woodblocks and just basically get a beat. But you didn't-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you ever-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Go ahead.
- JRJoe Rogan
Sorry. Did you ever listen to when The Brand New Heavies got together with, uh, a bunch of different rappers and produced-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was a very interesting album. Um, what, there, there's like, I think there's only one that they put out, but you c- you could get it off of iTunes, I think. But like, Kool G Rap did one. Um, a bunch other g- uh, a bunch other guys did one, but they did, like, they rapped over, like, different kind of music.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Oh, yeah?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And it, did it get popular?
- JRJoe Rogan
It was pretty popular back in the '90s.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I didn't... What was it?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Was it Aerosmith and, um-
- JRJoe Rogan
Run DMC?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... you know, Run DMC?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, that was a big moment.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
That was some crazy shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
You, I mean, you knew for a Bla- me being a Black person, we knew rap was going to the next level. We was like this, "Yo, they fuck with them white boys now." (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Once you put that white boy vibe in there, man, it was like, it was out the... And that, that was the first time that had ever been done.
- JRJoe Rogan
One of the things that we talked about recently, I was saying like, think about the i- the number, the sheer number of white rappers who have actually made it.
- 6:20 – 9:48
Veteran’s Day and Donnell’s Air Force years: humor, reprimands, and Korea
- JRJoe Rogan
By the way, happy Veteran's Day.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Thank you. I appreciate it.
- JRJoe Rogan
You are a veteran.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I am.
- JRJoe Rogan
This is the funniest veteran probably on the planet Earth, right across from me right now.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I appreciate it. I appreciate that. Um, uh, probably the reason why I got out of the military was my sense of humor.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah, I kept getting in trouble.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I kept getting in trouble. I kept getting in trouble to the point where this was what I used to hear, uh, almost every Monday. "Airman..." And I was in a position of attention. "Airman Rollins, your blatant disregard for established military policy shows a lack of military bearing and integrity."
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Every day. That's what they do when they give, they give you a LOR, a letter of reprimand.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And it's like a thing that you put in your file. Eventually, they're gonna stack all those things up and try to kick you out. But when I was in the military, I, I got out. I di- I didn't get out dishonorably. The only way you can get out dishonorably if it's like, during wartime or something like that. I got a, um, I, I got a honorable discharge, but I was that close to fucking my whole life up if I would've stayed.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah. They was gonna kick me out. I just was... I just was on joke time all the time.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I was on joke time. When I f- when I left, I was stationed in Kunsan, Korea. I left Kunsan, Korea, and I went to Bolling Air Force Base, Washington, DC. And I'm from DC, so I was... They knew I was close to home, and every Monday, they would give me a random drug test.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Every Monday. They were like, every Monday at 11 o'clock, I would get randomly tested for drugs. I always passed, but I knew that they thought something different of me and I knew it was time. I did my four-year commitment, my four y- four-year enlistment, and then I broke out.
- JRJoe Rogan
What was it like being in Korea?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
For me, I had just... I was... When I went in, I went in the Air Force, I was 17. You know, you... When you underage, your parents have to sign, give you permission for you to go.
- JRJoe Rogan
Why'd you go in so early?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Because the way my birthday felt, fell, some kind of way, when I graduated from high school I was only 17. And I didn't plan on... I wasn't gonna go to college. Um, I didn't really have a trade. And then for a lot of Black people, um, that's the alt- alternative. That's how you, uh, explore the world. It's probably, for some Black people, the first time you ever got on an airplane, first time you've been off your block. So, it was a good, it was a good transition from going to high school not, not doing anything. But I was just... I was a little kid. Like when I went to Kunsan, Korea, like, they didn't ha- I didn't know they did, there was no drinking age over there. When you're in the military, over in like a remote base, they do what they... They, they give you rations for alcohol. You can get four cases of beer or... One case of beer is equivalent to a fifth of liquor. So you can get four bottles of liquor or two bottles of liquor, two cases of beer. But the f- um, when they told me, "How many, how do you want to separate your rations?" I said, "I'm too young to drink. This ain't no drinking age over here." First time I ever went to a liquor store in, in, on base, I ordered, I got like 4/5 of tequila mix.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow, and you were 17?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I was 17. I got four 'cause I thought... I didn't know what the fuck shit, liquor was in. I had four... They was like, "You want to get any alcohol with this?" I was like, "Oh, I'm sorry." It was just the fucking fruit flavor shit that you, um-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mix it.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... add to it, to mix, mix it with. That's how young I was. That was only-
- JRJoe Rogan
Now, when, when you, when you get this ration of a case of beer or-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
A month.
- 9:48 – 11:01
Rogan’s almost-military path: taekwondo teams, discipline, and fighters in service
- JRJoe Rogan
I was scared of the military when I was a kid.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Why?
- JRJoe Rogan
Because I thought... Well, first of all, there... I was thinking about joining 'cause I didn't know what the fuck I was gonna do.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
But you were thinking about joining to actually, um, uh, fight for your country or just-
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
No?
- JRJoe Rogan
There was no war, right, back then.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
But there was a... They had a taekwondo team. And, uh-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
(laughs) You just gonna join just to be on a taekwondo team?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah. Well, I, I needed to figure out a way to make a living-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... while I was competing.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, when I was a kid, when I'm... Throughout high school and into my 20s, that's all I did, was do... fight in taekwondo tournaments. It was my, like my whole life.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
That's why it makes sense.
- JRJoe Rogan
There was a dude named Clay Barber. He was a w- a national, high-level, highly-ranked guy. He was like two or three in the world, uh, two or three in the country. And he, uh, was an army guy. He had a job in the army, and he was on the army taekwondo team. The army had a team. And I remember thinking, "Oh, well, maybe that's the move." Like maybe I should-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
To join?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Especially if they knew you were, you were nice 'cause that's what they did with... I mean, that was the case with some, um, guys that couldn't f- um, pursue a NBA career.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
You know, if they knew you were, like, extra talented in a certain field, they would've, they would put you in and just to... Like, you wouldn't have had to do the normal stuff. You would've just been traveling the world, just beating the shit out of people.
- 11:01 – 19:25
Boxing damage and knowing when to quit: Ward’s retirement, Tyson’s reinvention, Foreman’s comeback
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Well, you remember Ray Mercer?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ray Mercer started in the army.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
He did?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. That's, that's when he won a gold medal. He, uh, uh, I believe he was in the army just before that-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Which-
- JRJoe Rogan
... before he won the gold medal.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Which heavyweight fighter joined the army after he, um... Was it Riddick Bowe?
- JRJoe Rogan
Riddick Bowe joined the Marines 'cause he was trying to get some discipline.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Man, that was the dumbest... I...
- JRJoe Rogan
He was struggling. Look, man, there's a reality about getting hit in the head.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And nobody wants to talk about it till it's too late most of the time. But-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
But to get hit into a branch-
- JRJoe Rogan
... you start making-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... of service.
- JRJoe Rogan
You start making bad decisions. And for him, he, he decided that he needed discipline 'cause Riddick used to, he used to blow up and his, his... He had a problem with discipline, had a problem-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... with like conditioning. You know, when he'd get in condition, when he'd be disciplined, he was, he was a motherfucker, like those Holyfield fights.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
But then he would have fights where he just came in and he was just not in quite good enough shape and he would fall apart because of that. And I think he had decided the way to get real discipline was to join the Marines.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
That's ge- interesting to me because (clears throat) ...I'm pretty sure when he joined, he wasn't like, probably pressed for cash.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't think it was a-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
He-
- JRJoe Rogan
... press for cash thing, man. I think he wanted discipline. He just wanted to figure out how to... Maybe he felt like if they j- just whipped him into shape, he, he would, he would get past that hump. Because when you're a guy who's a multimillionaire and you're a world champion and you're still lazy-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... then you're like, "Fuck, man. What, what do I have to do-"
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Let a white man yell at you (laughs) for like, two miles.
- JRJoe Rogan
Or a black man, you know?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah.
- 19:25 – 23:37
Cooking rivalry: elk, wild game, and the science of sous vide
- DRDonnell Rawlings
It's easy to do and it's clean. Do you do elk?
- JRJoe Rogan
At a George Foreman grill? That's like, sacrilege.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Really?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah. It's just-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I really was expecting just a slice of some elk.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, you gotta come over. Come over and I'll cook some at my house.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I wanna do it.
- JRJoe Rogan
I would be happy to cook for you.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I'll go back-
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm a good cook. I know you're a good cook too.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
No, don't... That's not what you know 'cause you talked shit to me one time.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
No, you did.
- JRJoe Rogan
I was told-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
No, you talk shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
... "You're a good cook." I didn't talk shit.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
No, yes you did, Joe.
- JRJoe Rogan
What did I say?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I said, I said, uh, "I want a piece of elk." I think this is what I said. You said, "Well, you know, for a new guy, this is the best way to do it for your first time and if you're new to cooking." You said some shit like that. And I-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, if you're new to cooking wild game, it's different. It's, there's no fat in it. It dries out really quick. You gotta cook it low and slow. You can't cook it like you cook a beef steak.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I could cook it any way I wanna cook it.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm sure you could.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I know you can cook now.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I mean, the way you do it.
- JRJoe Rogan
You got very offended though.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I did get offended.
- JRJoe Rogan
I was saying that you haven't cooked elk before. I wasn't saying you never cooked before. I don't ha- have no knowledge of whether or not you, you know how to cook.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
All right, so give me a piece of elk.
- JRJoe Rogan
I got 100 pieces back there.
- 23:37 – 28:31
Opioids, fentanyl, and the ‘hug’ effect: addiction, painkillers, and empathy
- JRJoe Rogan
Like whenever a famous person dies from coke, you know, they're like, "Oh, this is the coke that killed that dude." You know? Like, who was that dude that played for the Celtics?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And then the prices go...
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Who was the dude that played for the Celtics who died of a heart attack?
- JRJoe Rogan
Lenny Bias?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I remember everybody was like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Maryland man.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... "This is the shit that killed Len Bias."
- JRJoe Rogan
And they-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Like, people wanted to sell it to you. They was calling shit the, the, the bias.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. Yes.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yes. That was such a tragic s- uh, story because I'm from the DC area, you know? He was like, a, a, a local guy. And then especially like, when somebody...... especially in the black community. If you got generation and generations of, of projects and welfare and everything, if one person busts through, it's like a whole bunch of motherfuckers to f- And it's unfortunate sometimes because that's kinda the downfall for a lot of people's finances, but you feel like, "I got the whole family," and everybody gets excited. And for him, not even to ever play a game-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... it was, it's, that's just awful, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, there's so many people dropping dead now from fentanyl, you know? So many, like Prince.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
That's a white person drug.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, it's not. Prince died of it.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Oh, so that's one of those just doctors prescribe drugs.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, well, what it is-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
So it's a white person drug.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's, it's pain medication.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because like Prince had hip issues from all the dancing, but, uh, you know, Tom Petty died from it. A lot of people, I think David Bowie died from it. Didn't he die from it too? Did David Bowie die from fentanyl? It kills a shitload of people.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
A shit... And they, they, a lot of times they get it in something else and they don't know. They get it in molly or they get it in, i- in coke. Like Artie Lange was telling me that he accidentally had it in coke and he didn't even know it until he took Suboxone and he was sick for like a week.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's, um-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I don't, I don't-
- 28:31 – 37:15
Mental health, loneliness, and social media: the ‘fabricated’ life online and phone addiction
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Everybody need an escape. Everybody has problems. You people, the biggest thing now people are talking about, like the biggest thing in the news everywhere is mental illness.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Mental health is real, it's real. It's been there forever, but people just cope with it different.
- JRJoe Rogan
For sure.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
You know? Like, I know in my community, and they say black people especially, like, don't address mental issues. You know what I'm saying? It's like a black person, they have a problem with the world, "I just need to, I need a shot of ass." You know what I mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
"I need a, I need some Hennessy, I need to smoke a joint, I need to do a line of something."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
But everybody has mental issues, but how do we cope with it?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Peop- people have different coping mechanisms.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's no way you're gonna get through this life without some mental struggle. There's no way.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
No way.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not possible because if you just sit around and do nothing, you'll be filled with angst.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And can't do that-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... just because of the world.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
There's just so much shit going on.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. There's too much shit going on. Everybody's got struggles. There's no way around it.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
No way around it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And the person that don't have struggle, them motherfuckers are probably that close to being suicidal.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
You know what I'm saying?
- JRJoe Rogan
I-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
People that hide it are the ones that go first.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think a strong community is important. You know, like having a lot of people around you that you love, you know, um, family, friends. Like, that's-
- 37:15 – 55:38
Comedy craft and the trenches: Joey Diaz stories, money comics, and arena shows with Chappelle
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Everybody... The other night, we were at the store, it was so funny. Like, you know how you, you get in your little zone when you enter, at The Comedy Store, like, "Who's next?" Right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
It was so funny, 'cause Joey was... I was up next, and Joey was like... They was like, "Who's next?" They were like, "Donnell." And Joey was like, "Oh, shit. This motherfucker's funny as shit. He's gonna... He's got a, uh, a s- a special coming out on Netflix, Degenerates. He's a funny motherfucker, I love him. He's a good fucking friend of mine. Give it up for Rondell Darlings," right? (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) That's just Joey Diaz.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And I was... Yo, yo, yo, I was like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... "That was the most clever way to call me the N-word I've ever heard, man."
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I'm like... And then... And it was so funny, it... And I know he didn't do it on purpose, it just happens.
- JRJoe Rogan
Joey Diaz fucks everybody's name up.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
He fucker-
- JRJoe Rogan
Everybody. It's half of his charm.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And then he f- Then the next day he DMed me, he said, "Yo, Dee, I'm sorry. No disrespect about that." I was like, "Man, that shit was funny, it gave me a funny joke." And I been fucking-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... Anquan Fanwoi. What's the dude name?
- JRJoe Rogan
Who?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Fanwa, Anwar, Anwar?
- JRJoe Rogan
Faheem?
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Faheem Anwar.
- JRJoe Rogan
Faheem Anwar. (laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah, that's what I'm tell... I told Joey, I said, "I've been fucking his name up for a year and a half."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
So we are even, bro. I can't say Faheem Namwar or whatever for nothing.
- JRJoe Rogan
He call- UFC lightweight champion, Khabib Nurmagomedov, he calls him Kalabib.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
That sounds close.
- JRJoe Rogan
He calls him Kalabib. (laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
That's close, but he reverse all my shit. Rond-
- JRJoe Rogan
He fucks everybody's name up.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... Rondell Darlings.
- JRJoe Rogan
What other names does he fuck up? He fucks everybody's name up.
- 55:38 – 1:03:04
Chappelle’s Show legacy: ‘Black Gallagher,’ iconic sketches, and the impact of catchphrases
- DRDonnell Rawlings
... that, that, when I... I, I hate to keep... but you just said it. When, when I was with Chappelle's Show and I used to pitch ideas, and, um, they used to just throw my ideas, like, pop, "Get that shit outta here."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Neal used to... I used to pitch ideas, "Yeah, and then a guy gonna come down, then a dude will come, and then somebody gonna have a hat on, right? They gonna come and they gonna shoot him and then..." He used to be like this, pop. He used to smack that shit outta there. He was like, "Do that sh- shit 10 years ago, son," like my shit was so dated. And I couldn't think of anything. One day, I was watching Comedy Central and Gallagher was on, and for some reason, Gallagher looked like Dave Chappelle to me and I was thinking... 'cause Dave likes skateboards and shit, I could see him in skates. And I just said... and I... of course, I was smoking a joint, I said, "What if Gallagher was black?" I was like, "What if Gallagher was black?"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I just said, "What if Gallagher was black?" That was my pitch line.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, my God.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I said, "What..." Look, I said, "What if Gallagher was black," right? And then I called Neal Brennan and I said, "I got a idea." He said, "What, son?" I said, "Black Gallagher," and bam.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow, I forgot about this character.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yep, Black Gallagher.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, you were on, without a doubt, the greatest sketch show in the history of the world. I mean, it lasted only a little while, but those are the, the classic sketches. There's some great sketches. It doesn't put anybody's down. I mean, obviously, Saturday Night Live's been around forever. They had a lot of great sketches, but it's hard to beat the black KKK dude.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's hard to beat that sketch.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
It's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's hard to beat that-
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I don't even know what th-
- JRJoe Rogan
... like, as an all-time sketch.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
I don't even know what thought process you gotta have to even... Yeah, that was-
- JRJoe Rogan
When that sketch is going on, you're, you're watching it going...
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Yo-
- JRJoe Rogan
All right.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
It...
- JRJoe Rogan
Whoa. (laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
It felt like... When that sketch dropped-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DRDonnell Rawlings
Bro, when that sketch dropped, when that sketch-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
When that, when that sketch dropped, I was like, "Oh, shit."
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
It was just like, "What are we talking about?"
- JRJoe Rogan
It's like one of the funniest things that's ever been captured on film when Neal's head explodes. (laughs)
- 1:03:04 – 1:40:15
Comedy and culture wars: Sticks & Stones, ‘be nice,’ politics, guns, and fixing broken communities
- DRDonnell Rawlings
And then to do the things like... It's hard not to talk about him because, you know, he's what some people consider the greatest to ever do it. You know what I'm saying? Then you have a relationship with that person, you know, you're not exploiting it but it's just interesting, you know. Like, I've, I've seen his career go to the point where... And this is why I say, uh, the, the last special he did, Sticks and Stones, was so important for comedy because critics and a couple of people who were dictating the tone of comedy had people second guess, some people second guessing themselves.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
You know what I mean? I've heard, I was hearing comedians like, "Oh, I wanna say this but I don't feel comfortable." I'm like, "What the fuck is happening? You gotta say what you wanna say."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DRDonnell Rawlings
You know. And there was a, um, there was a comic, I won't mention their name but they wrote a critical article about Dave in Sticks and Stones. And the thing that I found interesting was that they wrote a crit- they were a comedian writing a critical article, which is all fucked up right out the gate. And I feel if you, as a comedian, if you don't know what specials, uh, like Sticks and Stones special and like what Bill Burr special, what they do for the voice of comedy is saying, "This is what we do, that's it, stop."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
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