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Joe Rogan Experience #1384 - Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comedian and also hosts the podcasts “Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank” & “Punch Drunk Sports.”

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Nov 14, 20192h 46mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:00 – 0:33

    Botched cold open: Bert Kreischer as the rare funny + promoter (and “Hurt Bert” throwbacks)

    1. JR

      ... doesn't matter, but yeah.

    2. AS

      Sorry.

    3. JR

      (laughs) Well, that one never got repeated in podcast history.

    4. AS

      Well, we fucked that up.

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. AS

      We thought we were recording, we were saying how Bert is the only person we know who's both funny and a great promoter. Like, usually you get one or the other. You get someone who's really funny-

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. AS

      But we were talking about Bert's, uh, v... We thought, "Oh, this is being recorded."

    9. JR

      Oh, it would've been so much better if they got that natural thing.

    10. AS

      If the audio is being recorded the whole time. Oh.

    11. JR

      Just that video, so I can leave that in the MP3, everybody can download that beginning part. (laughs)

    12. AS

      Oh, okay. (laughs)

    13. JR

      All right. Give it to one of those cartoonists and make them make the video.

    14. AS

      I just fucked it up. Well, for everybody do... The audio, we're gonna stop now. We're gonna double repeat ourselves.

    15. JR

      (laughs)

  2. 0:33 – 1:15

    Bert gets worked in jiu-jitsu: the “kid is 108 pounds” moment

    1. AS

      So, a bunch of people... Bert used to have a show called Bert... Hurt Bert, and that one disturbed me the most 'cause-

    2. JR

      I don't remember this one at all.

    3. AS

      Hurt Bert, he would do a bunch of stupid shit and get injured.

    4. JR

      But he's really getting hurt.

    5. AS

      (laughs) That's what... He's doing jujitsu with some kid, and some, uh, red belt kid who's with, uh, Hellson Gr... Oh, Rorion Gracie. Um-

    6. JR

      He really... That, that...

    7. AS

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      When he was that young, he really reminds me of that frat guy.

    9. AS

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      That he was. I can't really see it now, but this is him, like, four years removed from that. (laughs)

    11. AS

      This guy keeps arm barring him, he doesn't know what to do here. I think-

    12. JR

      (laughs) Kid is 108 pounds.

    13. AS

      I think part of it, he's also going along with it, enjoying-

    14. JR

      He's about to take the offensive. Fuck that.

    15. AS

      Wow.

    16. JR

      This kid'll never see it. He's played duck twice, or possum twice. Now he's just rushing.

  3. 1:15 – 2:57

    School bus chaos: the ‘kid’ who’s actually a grown man

    1. AS

      How about that video that I showed you, that Bridget Phetasy showed me? It's a video of this guy who's on a school bus, and they're just-

    2. JR

      And this, it starts with the bus driver throwing a little kid off.

    3. AS

      Throwing a little, a little kid off the school bus, screaming at him, and then a bunch of people are like, "What the fuck are you doing, man? You can't do that."

    4. JR

      They chase him back onto the bus, they sh-

    5. AS

      The, the bus driver gets back on the bus, and then they check the little kid.

    6. JR

      He does not feel remorseful.

    7. AS

      "Are you okay?" And they realize, this little kid with, like, a lunchbox and everything-

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. AS

      ... is actually a grown midget.

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. AS

      And he's pretending that he's a little kid, hanging out with these little kids, and the bus driver found it.

    12. JR

      (laughs) Dude, the look on everybody's face when, like, when they say, "Wait, he's not a kid?" And then all of... Oh, I was mad.

    13. AS

      Yeah. S- see, like, he's got the lunchbox.

    14. JR

      Now I'm confused.

    15. AS

      He throws out his lunchbox and then he grabs him.

    16. JR

      He throws him?

    17. AS

      Yeah.

    18. GU

      Get off the bus, Joey!

    19. AS

      It's crazy.

    20. GU

      Oh, my gosh, who does that to my son?

    21. AS

      'Cause he's got a little kid's backpack.

    22. JR

      And then I'm like, "What the fuck are you doing?"

    23. AS

      People ready to beat his ass.

    24. JR

      Beat the bus driver's ass. They saw him chuck off a little kid.

    25. AS

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      That's a five-year-old's body.

    27. GU

      Oh, my God!

    28. AS

      People ready to fuck him up.

    29. JR

      She's calling the cops.

    30. AS

      Yeah. And then they get to him to see, "Hey, are you okay?" Now watch this.

  4. 2:57 – 4:40

    Breaking phone addiction: iPhone screen-time limits and the value of boredom

    1. AS

      Nobermember, November. I definitely don't remember what the fuck we were talking about. Dude, you're, uh, you're on an iPhone now. Tell me what that's been like.

    2. JR

      Okay. It's been pretty interesting.

    3. AS

      Yeah?

    4. JR

      So I've set myself an October to see if I can fucking do it again. You told me about that app that's on the thing.

    5. AS

      Mm-hmm. Limits your screen time.

    6. JR

      Limits your screen time.

    7. AS

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      You have that for your kids.

    9. AS

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      Um, yeah. That's what I was looking for. Like, five, six years ago, there was nothing. It would just give you alarms.

    11. AS

      Right.

    12. JR

      And you could snooze it.

    13. AS

      Not good enough.

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. AS

      Yeah. You know, it's sort of like, remember when we had to do those 15 yoga classes?

    16. JR

      Uh-huh.

    17. AS

      Like, you had to do it. So because you had to do it, you just fucking knew you were gonna do it. The wishy-washiness was gone.

    18. JR

      Of what?

    19. AS

      The wishy-washiness. "I don't have to do this, I can back off."

    20. JR

      Right.

    21. AS

      "I can just... I'm kinda tired anyway, let me take the day off." That, all that shit was gone. You couldn't do that.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. AS

      That's sort of the same thing with that app. Because you could always say, "I'm not gonna use my phone much."

    24. JR

      Right. Fuck that.

    25. AS

      Like, what does that mean?

    26. JR

      Dude, I'm an observer of the other people on their phones. Everyone who says that is on all the time.

    27. AS

      Yeah. It's so easy to be on. And you could... With me, I found myself just reading Google News stories for no reason.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. AS

      Just looking up... And a lot of them aren't even, like, interesting. It's like, "Oh, this car sold for this much money." Or, "Oh, you know..."

    30. JR

      And you're just like-

  5. 4:40 – 8:14

    Early internet shock-sharing and the rabbit hole into extreme porn talk

    1. JR

      What was your joke? I win. Ha ha. (laughs)

    2. AS

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      You've done that on special, right?

    4. AS

      No, no. That's ne-

    5. JR

      What?

    6. AS

      That joke's never been on special.

    7. JR

      What?

    8. AS

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      Why?

    10. AS

      Um, C- Comedy Central said it was too rough.

    11. JR

      Uh, it's pretty rough, but... (laughs) I wouldn't say too, but...

    12. AS

      (laughs) Maybe I could revive it.

    13. JR

      Oh my God.

    14. AS

      I should probably revive it.

    15. JR

      But you're just... But couch, the early days of the internet were like this.

    16. AS

      Yeah. Yeah, well it, it was a true story too.

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. AS

      I did have a friend of mine that I'd go back and forth with. He was so fucking... (laughs) He was one of those dudes that just knows everything that's fucked up. Like, he can find all the video, the Budd Dwyer video, you know, he was one of those guys. And he would send me this video, it's like, "Batter's up." And, uh, I would be like, "Batter up? What the fuck is this?" I open up the email and it's, uh, that porn star with a baseball bat up her ass.

    19. JR

      (laughs) Belladonna?

    20. AS

      Yes. It was her. And I was like, "Jesus Christ." A- and then, you know, and then it, I... We would go back and forth. I would send him something fucked up, he would send me something fucked up.

    21. JR

      (laughs) The baseball bat was surprising.

    22. AS

      Batter nowhere. Batter up.

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. AS

      I was like, "What is this?" I'm like, "Oh my God, how? How?"

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. AS

      That poor girl's asshole must be a wreck.

    27. JR

      Dude, interesting fact about Belladonna, that first storytelling show we ever did at The Improv, 12 people were there, and she was one of them.

    28. AS

      Oh, wow.

    29. JR

      Well.

    30. AS

      She used to go to the comedy store.

  6. 8:14 – 11:33

    Larry Flynt, Deep Throat, and freedom-of-expression lore

    1. GU

      Was this type of porn (clears throat) inevitable? Or like-

    2. AS

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      Yeah, of course.

    4. GU

      ... if Larry Flynt never did the Hustler stuff and never went through all the court cases, would-

    5. AS

      It's a human thing, man.

    6. GU

      ... it have never happened?

    7. JR

      Would've happened in, in a hundred years.

    8. AS

      Yeah, those Larry Flynt guys are important. That they helped move the needle, for sure. No doubt. I mean, that guy took a bullet for f- the freedom of expression.

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. AS

      Whether you like porn or not, we've all jerked off to it. And if you say you didn't, you're a hypocrite.

    11. GU

      I'm mean, I'm not listening.

    12. JR

      No way. Just a liar.

    13. AS

      Not listening. Yeah.

    14. GU

      Where he like crossed the line that was, that existed then, like, yeah.

    15. AS

      Yes, he fra- he certainly did. But my point is, I think that there was a l- there w- like, they had already done Deep Throat before Hustler, right? Wasn't Deep Throat ... When was Deep Throat ...

    16. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    17. AS

      Deep Throat was a porn film that people went to see like a regular film. It was like a movie.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. AS

      It was-

    20. JR

      X.

    21. GU

      Same time, wasn't it also a nickna- like a code name for s- for someone, like, the military thing-

    22. AS

      Yes, but that's po-

    23. GU

      ... but like-

    24. AS

      No, no, no. That's post.

    25. GU

      Okay, because of-

    26. AS

      That's during Watergate. Well, that was one of the insiders in Watergate, and their nickname was Deep Throat. But that was because the movie had already been out.

    27. GU

      '72 ...

    28. JR

      They named one of the Nixon W- Watergate people-

    29. AS

      Deep Throat, yes, yes, yes.

    30. JR

      ... after a porno? (laughs)

  7. 11:33 – 14:18

    Comedy side-quests: Kill Tony, Dom Irrera, and comedians’ families on stage

    1. JR

      Didn't you and Stanhope, and Stanhope's mom review boobs or something?

    2. AS

      Yes. Stanhope's mom reviewed porn on the Man Show.

    3. JR

      That was it.

    4. AS

      Yeah, that's what it was.

    5. JR

      Yes.

    6. AS

      Stanhope's mom would watch porn and give these fucking hilarious reviews of it. It was one of the best things we did.... it was really, her, his mom was really funny too.

    7. JR

      Really?

    8. AS

      She's like Hinchcliffe's mom. You've seen Hinchcliffe's mom do stand-

    9. JR

      Uh-huh.

    10. AS

      Dude.

    11. JR

      She did stand-up? What?

    12. AS

      Hinchcliffe's mom did stand-up. He wrote the bits for her and she did 'em. She had cue cards, she did it at Kill Tony, f- packed main room and fucking murdered.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. AS

      I'm telling you, dude, she killed. And one of 'em, she got me with a zinger, I forget what it was, but it was funny.

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. AS

      It was all shit that Tony wrote. It was funny shit, man.

    17. JR

      (laughs)

    18. AS

      And she did it with, like, authority. Like, she hit the punchlines like he coached her.

    19. JR

      Oh, really?

    20. AS

      Yeah, yeah, it was great.

    21. JR

      (laughs)

    22. AS

      It was great.

    23. JR

      (laughs) Funny.

    24. AS

      She had never done anything like that before, and here she murdered at her son's show.

    25. JR

      That's funny.

    26. AS

      And he brings her up as his mom. There it is right now, there's his mom. Okay, that's c- so-

    27. GU

      Dom Irrera!

    28. AS

      ... yeah it is. She's amazing. I'm telling you, dude, she fucking murdered it. Look at her.

    29. JR

      She's taller than him.

    30. AS

      Dude, she... (laughs)

  8. 14:18 – 22:31

    Platforms run the world: YouTube terms, algorithmic outrage, and Instagram hiding likes

    1. AS

      Did you see the new release that said something, and maybe this is people freaking out for no reason, maybe it's not.

    2. JR

      Skipped over what it said.

    3. AS

      People were freaking out about some new, uh, terms that they have where they can get rid of any channel that they don't think is commercially viable. Is that the quote?

    4. JR

      What?

    5. GU

      I, they did update their terms of service, but I don't, I, I haven't looked into this, I'm just going off of, uh, what I think. I don't know that that's, like, new in the terms.

    6. AS

      Oh, so it might've already happened.

    7. GU

      I think that they might've always been able to do that.

    8. AS

      Have you heard any of that?

    9. GU

      Like, Facebook can delete your thing.

    10. AS

      Hmm.

    11. GU

      I think Twitter can delete your account.

    12. AS

      Right.

    13. GU

      I think that's kind of in all of them.

    14. AS

      So they always have the ability to tell you to fuck off.

    15. JR

      You can't delete your own account?

    16. AS

      But they can delete yours.

    17. JR

      Ugh.

    18. GU

      (laughs)

    19. AS

      (laughs)

    20. JR

      I mean, come on, dude. They run the fucking world at this point.

    21. AS

      They run the world. Well, Facebook-

    22. JR

      They are bigger than the government.

    23. AS

      Facebook's giant.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. AS

      They're a giant.

    26. JR

      They're multi-natural, -national.

    27. AS

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      They'll go anywhere. They're bigger than the government.

    29. AS

      They're giant. You know what freaked me out? I saw Zuckerberg.

    30. JR

      They have more control over us than the government does.

  9. 22:31 – 25:47

    Sex, shame, and relationships: why prostitution laws change the dating game (plus a drinking PSA)

    1. AS

      ... one of the reasons why prostitution is illegal.

    2. JR

      Why?

    3. AS

      One of the reasons why prostitution is illegal, it would completely flip relationships on its head. If guys didn't need to have a relationship to have sex, just sex, and relationships were only love-

    4. JR

      Sex dolls, yeah.

    5. AS

      ... you can go, no, get sex from a woman for money, just like you can get a hand job, or just like you can get a, um, a massage rather you can get a hand job.

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. AS

      Like if you... Why can... How can they give you a massage your head-

    8. JR

      They're not allowed to do that too.

    9. AS

      ... but they can't massage your dick?

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. AS

      Well, if they di-... If they could, there would be so f-... People would change what they want out of a relationship.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. AS

      It would be different. You would, you would, you would... There would be... It would be way... Like any women, and I'm not saying that all women are like this, but any woman-

    14. JR

      No, all women. It's okay.

    15. AS

      Any woman that is sexually man- manipulative where like she won't... She withholds sex from her man if he doesn't do certain things-

    16. JR

      That goes away.

    17. AS

      ... that goes away.

    18. JR

      Dude, that pe-... My, my friends in Bangkok, when I met people in Bangkok, they were like, "They don't play those..." The regular women here, the non-working woman-

    19. AS

      Right. They-

    20. JR

      ... they don't play that game.

    21. AS

      Right.

    22. JR

      Because they know-

    23. AS

      Game doesn't exist.

    24. JR

      Dude, I can just walk down the street-

    25. AS

      Right.

    26. JR

      ... like a Bodega in New York. They're everywhere.

    27. AS

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      And just find a woman.

    29. AS

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      So this like, "I'll make him wait, and that way..." It's like, shut up with that.

  10. 25:47 – 30:47

    Joe’s ‘Jew’ special: choosing the Skirball, Edinburgh themes, and staying funny with meaning

    1. JR

      Um, can I ask my special?

    2. AS

      Fuck, yeah.

    3. JR

      I'm finally doing my special.

    4. AS

      Yes.

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. AS

      And which, which theater did you choose?

    7. JR

      The Skirball Center in New York.

    8. AS

      Yes.

    9. JR

      We talked a lot about it.

    10. AS

      Yes. I'm so glad.

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. AS

      The back... 'Cause tell everybody the whole j- the whole, you went on a little journey there trying to figure out where to do it.

    13. JR

      Yeah, yeah, trying to find a venue.

    14. AS

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      I went, I was... It's a lot about Judaism, my upbringing, you know? Fucking do that comedy club funny, be done with that shit.

    16. AS

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      You know? So, that's what I've been working on for a while.

    18. AS

      Yeah, it's been a couple years, right?

    19. JR

      It's been a co- the longest one, two and a half years?

    20. AS

      Mm.

    21. JR

      Um...

    22. AS

      But it's also the first one that you did like, a theme. And it's essentially, so what you did was like... There's a lot of guys who do that. I've never been to Edinburgh, but that festival-

    23. JR

      I've been to it.

    24. AS

      ... is like, that's how it is, right?

    25. JR

      It's the best. Oh, my God, it's so much fun.

    26. AS

      And it's like, a lot of people who do themes-

    27. JR

      Yeah, yeah.

    28. AS

      ... they come in. So you decided to do a theme, but to do this theme with American-style standup.

    29. JR

      Yeah, that's exactly it, dude. Yeah, (laughs) that's exactly it.

    30. AS

      Hmm.

  11. 30:47 – 35:16

    Comedy is ‘dangerous again’: cancel culture, clubs that don’t fold, and classic complaint letters

    1. JR

      Oh, yeah. 'Cause there's a little bit of danger again. We talked about this.

    2. AS

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      It's fucking dangerous again. It's great.

    4. AS

      Yeah. You said that to me on the phone once, and I'll never forget that. I was driving home and you're like, "I love it. Comedy's dangerous again." (laughs)

    5. JR

      (laughs) It is. You might get written off if you say the wrong thing. Like, "I think I can go a little darker." And they're like, "Nope, you're done." You're like, "Whoa." You got me.

    6. AS

      Here's the thing though, we'll never be written off to each other.

    7. JR

      No. Exactly. We're fine.

    8. AS

      That's ... But that's the reason why we can kinda ... We have freedom that maybe people in for t- for short TV shows don't have.

    9. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    10. AS

      They don't have any freedom. They don't have any freedom.

    11. JR

      Well, none. But also ... Right, they can take away a level of money we can make. But like, they can't take away the ability to do standup.

    12. AS

      No.

    13. JR

      Unless every club says, "We won't book you." Or even ... The workout clubs don't have it. You ... Like, you just still do standup.

    14. AS

      Right.

    15. JR

      Which is like the main thing.

    16. AS

      Yes. Yes.

    17. JR

      And you just have a few clubs that'll be like, "Yeah. We're never gonna fucking get rid of him for anything he says."

    18. AS

      But yeah, if you ... And also fans, like if you did something ... I mean, it would have to be some horrible shit.

    19. JR

      It'd have to be real life shit.

    20. AS

      Yeah. You'd have to murder somebody or something.

    21. JR

      Yeah. Yeah.

    22. AS

      Do you think OJ could do standup?

    23. JR

      For sure.

    24. AS

      (laughs)

    25. JR

      Oh my God, how do we make that happen?

    26. AS

      (screams)

    27. JR

      We could get Tony to write for him. Oh, for sure.

    28. AS

      Oh my God.

    29. JR

      He's naturally charismatic.

    30. AS

      I think he's friends with Norm.

  12. 35:16 – 43:06

    Rage clicks and troll reviews: Peter Luger’s ‘zero star’ controversy

    1. AS

      You know what I love looking at? Yelp reviews, when I find someone that has like a one star for a restaurant that I know is good.

    2. JR

      Uh-huh.

    3. AS

      I'm like, "What? One star?" And then I'll read their review, I'm like, "Let me check out this dude's profile." (laughs)

    4. JR

      (laughs) It's full of hate.

    5. AS

      Full of hate.

    6. JR

      Oh my God. He hates everything.

    7. AS

      Everything sucks. Everything sucks. Every waiter is rude. Every fucking food is cold.

    8. JR

      White House, more like the Off-White House. Wash it.

    9. AS

      Some people are just twats.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. AS

      They're just ... You know, did you see that New York Times review they gave, um, uh, the fucking Brooklyn Steakhouse that we love? What the hell's it called? Peter Luger's. They gave Peter Luger's one star.

    12. JR

      One star.

    13. AS

      That ... Remember, we just went there.

    14. JR

      Yeah. It was great.

    15. AS

      How ... It was fucking amazing.

    16. JR

      Oh my God. With the sizzling plate.

    17. AS

      It's amazing.... dude.

    18. JR

      Those, those potatoes.

    19. AS

      They gave it one star. It's-

    20. JR

      I kid you not. Come on.

    21. AS

      ... the-

    22. JR

      Three stars and you're like, "Well, maybe something happened." I don't know.

    23. AS

      But it's smart. Because look, if you're a provocateur/journalist, and y- I know how much you love trolls-

    24. JR

      Yeah, I do love trolls.

    25. AS

      ... that's what that guy did.

    26. JR

      (laughs) Yeah.

    27. AS

      He took, like, one of the most delicious restaurants of all time-

    28. JR

      Hmm.

    29. AS

      ... and he made a one-star rating. It's either that or he's a moron. So, either he's really clever-

    30. JR

      I kinda-

  13. 43:06 – 52:41

    Master trolls on film: Borat, Ali G, Tom Green, and movie ‘worst of all time’ re-evaluations

    1. JR

      (laughs) Remember when Kazakhstan got mad at Ali G?

    2. AS

      Fucking real mad at him.

    3. JR

      Yeah.

    4. AS

      Real mad at him. Furious that he was making fun... (laughs)

    5. JR

      I'm so mad, it just made everybody happier.

    6. AS

      Dude, that Borat movie is one of my favorite movies ever.

    7. JR

      That was one of the best.

    8. AS

      Oh.

    9. JR

      One of the best comedies.

    10. AS

      It's so good. It's so good.

    11. JR

      That's up there. Goddamn it was funny.

    12. AS

      It's so good. It is so good. You go back and watch it today, and you're like, "What in the fuck, man?"

    13. JR

      I haven't seen it in a while.

    14. AS

      And again, that guy, he's just so good at fucking with people. He's so good-

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. AS

      ... at keeping a straight face while all this madness is going on. Like remember when he shit in the bag, and he was handing it to one of the people in the house in Georgia? Do you remember that?

    17. JR

      (laughs) Oh yeah, at the end. Yeah.

    18. AS

      Oh my God.

    19. JR

      (laughs)

    20. AS

      He's like-

    21. JR

      Do you know he fell, he fell asleep in that house in Georgia? It was like a plantation house. He was trying to get real racist around them. And then he fell asleep, 'cause they were drinking wine, and there was like a wine plantation. He fell asleep, and, but they were like, "He's gonna wake up, he's not gonna know what character he's in." Like the people with him.

    22. AS

      Oh my God.

    23. JR

      And then he, he didn't know what to do. But then he woke up, and he was just like right into it.

    24. AS

      Wow.

    25. JR

      Like saw where he was, and was like, "Mm-hmm."

    26. AS

      So he... Oh my God, that's hilarious.

    27. JR

      Yeah. (laughs)

    28. AS

      Got blasted, woke up drunk, still realized who was Borat.

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. AS

      That's funny, man. And with Donald Trump, back in the day-

  14. 52:41 – 55:42

    Getting better with age: Bourdain’s late-life jiu-jitsu transformation and the myth of being ‘done’

    1. JR

      I've been on rabbit holes for YouTube, I've been on a rabbit hole of, um, Groundhog Day. It's like the same thing, like living the same day over and over again.

    2. AS

      Right.

    3. JR

      And one of them was how long did Bill Murray spend day after day? Like what was the total amount of time?

    4. AS

      What was the total amount of time?

    5. JR

      They think it's around, 'cause they were like, it's death, he had to do it this many times.

    6. AS

      Right.

    7. JR

      It's, you know, bowling a perfect game, all these different things.

    8. AS

      Right.

    9. JR

      They said about 30 years.

    10. AS

      Whoa.

    11. JR

      Of living the same day over and over again.

    12. AS

      You know what I always used to think?

    13. JR

      Yeah. And then you would do everything.

    14. AS

      Yeah, as I was getting older, one of the things I have thought is like, why do, why do I have this expectation that at some point in time, a person stops learning and growing? Like, I never expected people in their 60s like being better people and learning more-

    15. JR

      Like, they're done.

    16. AS

      ... and, and, yeah, they're done. Whoever that guy is, he's done.

    17. JR

      'Cause people do stop.

    18. AS

      Right, but, but, but why?

    19. JR

      Yeah, why?

    20. AS

      So my thought was like, why do I have these expectations for people instead of just being open minded? I almost assume that-

    21. JR

      That they're not trying anything new.

    22. AS

      ... when people hit a certain age, they're fucking done. They, they throw in the towel. But I, but I see-

    23. JR

      But you do meet some people who don't do that, right? Who are like taking an art class.

    24. AS

      100%.

    25. JR

      Somebody's mom or grandmother-

    26. AS

      100%.

    27. JR

      ... that's like, "Oh, I'm, I'm learning archery." And it's like, well, that's cool.

    28. AS

      When Bourdain was 58 and he started getting seriously fucking into jujitsu, like seriously-

    29. JR

      Wow.

    30. AS

      ... into jujitsu, I was like, "Look at you, motherfucker, I love it."

  15. 55:42 – 1:30:18

    Myanmar foot-volleyball (chinlone/sepak takraw style): impossible athleticism and learned flexibility

    1. JR

      Where'd you get that ball?

    2. AS

      When did I get that ball? Oh, um, who brought that in? Oh.

    3. GU

      Le Duc.

    4. AS

      Dave Le Duc, yeah.

    5. JR

      Who's Dave Le Duc?

    6. AS

      Dave Le Duc is a, uh, Lethwei champion. He's, uh... He, he fights in the most brutal form of stand-up striking with a headbutt, and they ki-

    7. JR

      Really?

    8. AS

      ... kick, soccer kick each other on the way down and-

    9. JR

      Where'd he get that? Thailand, probably?

    10. AS

      He got it-

    11. JR

      Or, or Burma?

    12. AS

      In, uh, I think it was Myanmar.

    13. JR

      Myanmar. Burma.

    14. AS

      Yes.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. AS

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      Dude, they play these games there.

    18. AS

      Yes, he showed us the game.

    19. JR

      The volleyball games.

    20. AS

      Yeah, that's, that's one of those balls.

    21. JR

      It's the best.

    22. AS

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      Oh, my God.

    24. AS

      Crazy, right?

    25. JR

      They, they get above the net with just their leg.

    26. AS

      With their feet. Yeah.

    27. JR

      Uh, it's... And they play, first of all, barefoot most of the time.

    28. AS

      Mm-hmm.

    29. JR

      I saw a guy play a one-on-three for money.

    30. AS

      Oh, my God.

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