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Joe Rogan Experience #1398 - Lil Duval

Lil Duval is a stand-up comedian and recording artist.

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Dec 11, 20193h 3mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:001:43

    Meeting Lil Duval, social media authenticity, and the UFC connection

    1. JR

      (singing) Boom, I'm rolling. What's going on, man? How are you?

    2. LD

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      Good to see you.

    4. LD

      What's up, man?

    5. JR

      Pleasure, pleasure.

    6. LD

      Pleasure to meet you, man.

    7. JR

      I, I enjoy your social media, man. Your Instagram is one of my favorite, for sure.

    8. LD

      I appreciate it, man. Just doing me.

    9. JR

      Yeah. You're doing you, but you're doing it correctly. It's a lot of fun. You're a fun guy. Like, your shit is fun, you know?

    10. LD

      I just try to be genuine with it. That's all ... That's ... 'Cause that's all I've been on there from day one, and that's what got me this far, and it's been working, so why not?

    11. JR

      Yeah, man. You know, I found out about you... Well, I found out a b- about you from two people. One, from my friend Andrew Schulz.

    12. LD

      Yeah, that's my nigga.

    13. JR

      We both know him.

    14. LD

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      I love that dude.

    16. LD

      Yeah. (laughs)

    17. JR

      Uh, he speaks very highly of you. But two, because my friend Style Bender.

    18. LD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      He's the UFC middle weight champion. He played your song on one of his walk-outs-

    20. LD

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      ... for one of his fights.

    22. LD

      I didn't even know, I didn't even know him, honestly, until, um... It's just, like, a lot of stuff I d- really don't be knowing. I n- I'm out the loop of the mainstream stuff. So, if I'm not ... If I can't ... Especially something like, like UFC, I'm still new to that. I'm still learning it. So, when he t- ... So, when, um ... I think Andrew or Charlamagne the one told me, and then Instagram told me too, and when I looked at it, I was like, "Oh, shit. This shit is big." Like Smile, because this one ... He did it while, like, while Smile Bitch was still bubbling.

    23. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    24. LD

      So, he was one of the people that I kind of realized, oh, nah, this shit going to a whole another level.

    25. JR

      (laughs) Well-

    26. LD

      Just by him doing that. And I appreciate him doing that too, 'cause he showing me love.

    27. JR

      He's huge now. He's huge now.

    28. LD

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      He's the champ now.

    30. LD

      So-

  2. 1:433:17

    Getting used to violence in sports, travel as therapy, and “pre-retired” mindset

    1. LD

      You want me to tell you what, what it is? I'm, um, I was ... I didn't like to see the, the actual nigga getting his ass whooped. Like, like, I don't wanna keep seeing him get punched, punched, punched.

    2. JR

      While they're down, you mean?

    3. LD

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. LD

      I guess 'cause I ... The environment you come from, I, I try to get away from that type of shit.

    6. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    7. LD

      And so to see it ... Like, I, I don't even watch videos like that, seeing somebody get shot in the head. And I'm just starting to get comfortable with watching fights.

    8. JR

      Hmm. I know what you're saying.

    9. LD

      So, so, so with that ... But now I ki- I, I wanna go to a UFC fight now just because now I, I guess my body done got, or my mind done got desensitized to where it don't bother me as much.

    10. JR

      Well, anytime you wanna go, let me know.

    11. LD

      For sure.

    12. JR

      There's a big one this weekend.

    13. LD

      Where? Where at?

    14. JR

      Vegas.

    15. LD

      Shit, I might come fuck with you.

    16. JR

      Come on down.

    17. LD

      (laughs) Hold on, let me think. I don't wanna say ... I gotta think, do I got something to do?

    18. JR

      There's at least two titles, right?

    19. LD

      Oh, shit.

    20. JR

      There's three? Three titles?

    21. LD

      I can't go. I'm going to, um-

    22. JR

      Oh.

    23. LD

      ... Honduras. I forgot. Shit. (laughs)

    24. JR

      Oh, shit. How do you for- how do you forget you're going to Honduras? (laughs)

    25. LD

      (laughs) I c- I don't know, I just be doing shit.

    26. JR

      What are you-

    27. LD

      I do shit whenever I get a chance to now, as far as traveling.

    28. JR

      Just for fun?

    29. LD

      Yeah, just for fun. Just for chill. I ... That's my way of ... My, my, my me time, my space time, to, to, to gather my thoughts and do my thing.

    30. JR

      Hmm.

  3. 3:176:41

    Aging, mortality, and why death isn’t ‘weird’

    1. JR

      I'm 52, so 60's around the corner for me.

    2. LD

      Nigga, 50 ... I'm just realizing ... 'Cause I remember when I was a kid, and I used to be like, "Man, man, I wanna g- I wanna give my life to God and all that, but I ain't gonna have no fun. I'm gonna wait till I get about 50."

    3. JR

      (laughs)

    4. LD

      And then, here come 50, about to pull up. Like, "Shit." So, now, I mean, but ... I don't know. 50 is a cool n- cool age, and I, and I'm just, and I'm just started preparing for when, when I can't take care of myself.

    5. JR

      Well, what it all is, is that we know it ends, and we don't know when. We don't know if it's 100, we don't know if it's 80. We know it ends.

    6. LD

      We don't know.

    7. JR

      So, you hear 40 and you go, "Ooh, how close? How close am I? What should I do?"

    8. LD

      I know it's about time to wrap up. I done-

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. LD

      ... went half the century. Like, what's the average? 100 at the most?

    11. JR

      (laughs) Yeah.

    12. LD

      So, I'm like, "All right. I, I know this shit finna end pretty soon some type of way."

    13. JR

      Yeah.

    14. LD

      "So, let me prepare." And then I look at ... Uh, I watch old people a lot, so I pay attention to them. So, I see what they going through, and I'm like, "All right, it's my turn pretty soon."

    15. JR

      I had, uh, John Witherspoon in, uh, earlier in the year.

    16. LD

      Mm-hmm.

    17. JR

      With his, uh, son-

    18. LD

      He had the little one.

    19. JR

      ... JD. Yeah.

    20. LD

      Let me do it.

    21. JR

      Here it is. Sorry. And, uh, he died shortly after. He died like a couple of months later.

    22. LD

      Mm-hmm.

    23. JR

      And, uh, I've known that guy for a long time. And I remember thinking, like, "He was just here. He was, like, happy."

    24. LD

      (inhales)

    25. JR

      "He had all this energy. He was hilarious." And then, a couple months later, the lights shut off.

    26. LD

      That's life, man.

    27. JR

      That's life. Yeah.

    28. LD

      That's life.

    29. JR

      That's life.

    30. LD

      Tha- that quick, just like that.

  4. 6:4110:44

    Safari footage, travel photography, and staying healthy abroad (McDonald’s debate)

    1. JR

      You said you saw a cat's hunt on a safari?

    2. LD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      What was that like?

    4. LD

      I got it on my phone.

    5. JR

      Oh, shit.

    6. LD

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      Did you see him get one?

    8. LD

      Uh-uh. That... You gotta sit there for a minute and I didn't have no weed or nothing to sit there.

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. LD

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      (laughs)

    12. LD

      Yeah. And then, uh, uh-

    13. JR

      Where were you?

    14. LD

      In, uh... Where was that at? Tanza- Tanzania. Tanzania. I posted it on my Instagram.

    15. JR

      Oh, wow.

    16. LD

      I try to share shit like this here 'cause where I'm from, we never seen no shit like that. But it was dope as fuck. It was, it was way more interesting than I thought it was gonna be. It's like really watching, like being in the hood and watching a fight or watching somebody get-

    17. JR

      (laughs)

    18. LD

      ... get shot.

    19. JR

      Oh, wow. Okay, it's about to load up.

    20. LD

      Yeah, I gotta load up. Give it a second 'cause it's an old iCloud. It's on the iCloud. Give it a second unless y'all got wifi.

    21. JR

      We got it.

    22. LD

      I got Cricket, you know I'm on that rich broke lifestyle.

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. LD

      (laughs) But, uh, but yeah, it was dope as fuck, man. Like, just being out there. I take, I took a lot of pictures and shit. I got, like, an Instagram page where I used to post, post dope pics from when I traveled and shit.

    25. JR

      Did they make you take, uh, um, malaria medication?

    26. LD

      I never took nothing at nowhere I went.

    27. JR

      Really?

    28. LD

      And, and I'm glad I didn't 'cause I heard people that do take them shots and stuff, they get sick.

    29. JR

      Real sick.

    30. LD

      Yeah.

  5. 10:4414:34

    Mukbang, population talk, and immigration as a ‘messy’ problem

    1. JR

      My kids explained this to me. I didn't know about this. It's called, uh, mukbang.

    2. LD

      What's that?

    3. JR

      It's, uh, a style of, uh, video- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. ... that they do in Korea where Korea, like, I, I guess they're proper and polite when they eat that's, you know, they have good manners. They try to do that culturally.

    4. LD

      Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      So, uh, they have these videos that are real popular where they just eat like slobs. They'll eat like an octopus and they're like (chewing noises) and they have, they just splatter food all over their face and make a lot of noises while they chew. And these videos are insanely popular. Millions and millions of views of people watching someone eat.

    6. LD

      That's 'cause it's... Well, you can't go by their... Our view of millions in their view ain't that much 'cause you gotta think it's billions of them.

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. LD

      So, I mean...

    9. JR

      It's true.

    10. LD

      It ain't shit. (laughs)

    11. JR

      That's, that's true. But there's not billions of Koreans, but I guess it's worldwide.

    12. LD

      It's a, it's wi- It's a lot of them.

    13. JR

      How many Koreans are there?

    14. LD

      Just Google it.

    15. JR

      It's a small country, relatively.

    16. LD

      Hey, Siri, how many, um-

    17. JR

      (laughs)

    18. LD

      ... how many Koreans are there out here?

    19. JV

      I'm Siri, your virtual assistant.

    20. JR

      Oh, he's a guy. American.

    21. LD

      How many Koreans population out here?

    22. JR

      (laughs)

    23. LD

      I don't know that. Uh...

    24. JV

      I found this on the web.

    25. LD

      It don't... Let me just do the paper, w- write, ty- type it the old fashioned way.

    26. JR

      I'm gonna guess. Population of Korea, 50 million.

    27. LD

      50 million?

    28. JR

      What'd I guess? 51.47. Oh.

    29. LD

      51.47?

    30. JR

      Yeah. They-

  6. 14:3417:49

    Brain scans, memory reliability, and the iCloud-as-brain idea

    1. LD

      Well, nowadays with technology, they could just put something in you-

    2. JR

      Scan you.

    3. LD

      ... and scan you and figure it out.

    4. JR

      Yeah. Find out your thoughts.

    5. LD

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      Put you on an fMRI, read your brain.

    7. LD

      Yeah. But then you gotta figure out, what would they be looking for to see if they can let you in? Like...

    8. JR

      They convicted a lady in India from a brain scan of murder. There was a, they used a fMRI and they said that through this machine, they were able to detect functional knowledge of the murder.

    9. LD

      Ain't that's Minority Report associated?

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. LD

      That's that movie, ain't it?

    12. JR

      I don't think they're r- I don't think it's real though. I think they just didn't understand the science.

    13. LD

      If they, if they m- wrote something about it, it can happen or it's gonna happen.

    14. JR

      Oh, it's gonna happen. I definitely think it's gonna happen. But I think that where they're at right now, if, if this person really did get convicted, I don't think they really understand the science. I think they're just convicting them because someone said it makes sense. And then there's not enough people that actually understand what, how little you actually can read. Like, she could have had-

    15. LD

      Uh-huh.

    16. JR

      She could have been told about the scene.

    17. LD

      Right.

    18. JR

      And then developed a functional memory.

    19. LD

      Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

    20. JR

      'Cause you're just, you're reading something in the brain-

    21. LD

      'Cause I think this-

    22. JR

      ... that's not clearly defined yet.

    23. LD

      It's just like if you told me something, I'd be like, "Well, somebody told me..." After a while, if you keep re- replaying it in your head, you think you told yourself.

    24. JR

      Yes. Yes. You think maybe it was your story and it was somebody else's story. That shit happens to people.

    25. LD

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      Especially like minor shit from like 20 years ago. And then your friend's like, "I told you that."

    27. LD

      Yeah, yeah.

    28. JR

      And then you're like, "Oh, yeah."

    29. LD

      Shit, last week. Last week. Like, "Remember I told... Oh yeah, I told you that." Shit.

    30. JR

      (laughs)

  7. 17:4924:33

    Space fantasies: Mars trips, the Moon’s atmosphere, and proving the Earth is round

    1. LD

      I do it out of boredom. Like I'm, I'm damn near wanna, wanna go to Mars and all that shit.

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. LD

      You know? But I just don't wanna be the only nigga up there.

    4. JR

      (laughs)

    5. LD

      (laughs)

    6. JR

      Mars is too long, though.

    7. LD

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      That's six months. Six months in a spaceship.

    9. LD

      Yeah, I know that. I thought about that. I don't wanna be there six months-

    10. JR

      (sighs)

    11. LD

      ... unless it's a party on that goddamn ship.

    12. JR

      (laughs) Even if there is.

    13. LD

      That shit gotta be lit.

    14. JR

      Bro, think about that.

    15. LD

      Think about this. What if the earth was moving there now and we on the party bus now?

    16. JR

      Right. We are in the party bus now.

    17. LD

      We in the party bus and there's a-

    18. JR

      And there's a spaceship.

    19. LD

      They don't tell us nothing and then when we get there, they be like, "All right, we here."

    20. JR

      Yeah, because if you think about it, Earth is like a spaceship, with, like a convertible spaceship. There's just no roof.

    21. LD

      Hell yeah.

    22. JR

      Yeah. I mean, there's, the only thing that save us is the atmosphere.

    23. LD

      That's real, though.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. LD

      That's hard.

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. LD

      I want, I, damn.

    28. JR

      How much would a spaceship be different? It'd be like a apartment complex versus a whole city.

    29. LD

      Heh, honestly, they, they could be doing it. That's what he should be, that's what them motherfucking billionaires should be trying to do, move this goddamn Earth out the way, just push it-

    30. JR

      (laughs)

  8. 24:3330:58

    Religion, social media as the new ‘Bible,’ and how communication evolves

    1. LD

      You have to keep, you have ... I mean, in religion, and I do believe in religion, but in religion, you have to keep 'em in a certain space to keep their mind focused on that right there, 'cause otherwise they ... So, you can't tell everybody everything.

    2. JR

      No.

    3. LD

      'Cause then they'll go crazy.

    4. JR

      That's true.

    5. LD

      That's why, that's why I believe in religion. I really do, for normal people.

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. LD

      (laughs) And shit.

    8. JR

      I know what you're saying. It gives people help. It gives people hope.

    9. LD

      It ... Anything that's going to bring you to love and peace-

    10. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    11. LD

      ... you can't be mad at it.

    12. JR

      Right, yeah.

    13. LD

      You know? So.

    14. JR

      I feel like it's, it's like something that helps evolution, almost like a, a vehicle for aiding evolution to take us out of our barbarian days into our civilized days, and then transcend.

    15. LD

      But this is religion-

    16. JR

      It helps.

    17. LD

      ... what we're doing right here.

    18. JR

      You think so?

    19. LD

      I know so, 'cause it's, we're, we're conveying and talking and, and p- preaching pretty much. (laughs)

    20. JR

      Hmm.

    21. LD

      This is, I mean, this is our evolution of ... I believe where we're at, we're at the evolution of entertainment and conversation is like our Bible.

    22. JR

      Hmm.

    23. LD

      And that's what we're doing with social media and ... I tweet my shit like that. Like, I tweeted thinking like 100 years from now, somebody gonna read this shit like we read hieroglyphics.

    24. JR

      Oh, okay. So, I see what you're saying. So it's our all, all of our way of talking shit out and figuring things out.

    25. LD

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      The same how religion was, and that's why they established these parameters, these rules, and-

    27. LD

      Yes, because you understand, all right, if you d- go this way, this is what's gonna happen.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. LD

      So I got to tell them this so they ... It's like a child. You're not gonna tell 'em all the truth, because if you tell 'em, they ain't ready for it. And that's what religion is. It's like, all right, I ain't gonna tell him that, that God was r- I mean, that Jesus was really a regular person, because if you do, ain't nobody gonna trust no regular person. I gotta make this motherfucker am- amazing.

    30. JR

      (laughs)

  9. 30:5834:12

    Hong Kong protests, guns, and technology making rules harder to enforce

    1. JR

      You see that shit that's goin' on in Hong Kong?

    2. LD

      Uh-uh, what happened?

    3. JR

      See the protests?

    4. LD

      No, I ain't see it.

    5. JR

      They've been protesting in Hong Kong for how long now? Months.

    6. LD

      For what?

    7. JR

      For months. Well, their, their government is changing. They, they used to be under British rule, now they're under Chinese rule and, uh, that happened, I think, in the '90s and th- there was a... Was it in the '90s? Whatever it was, it was, there's a, there was a, there's a lotta issues with, uh, the Chinese government running them the way they run China. And the people from Hong Kong want it to be back the way it used to be when it was run by Britain. And they're extraditing people, they're doin', they're doin' things where... And then the protests have been violent, the cops have been shootin' people. It's, like, a lot of crazy shit?

    8. LD

      (laughs)

    9. JR

      And then there's a lot of video of this and the, the streets are filled, I mean just filled with people protesting every day and it's, it's... I mean, it's not something that comes up too much in the news. How often do you hear about this in the news.

    10. LD

      What can we do about it though?

    11. JR

      It's a good question. We just watch it play out, just like we do with the, uh-

    12. LD

      Yeah, just like-

    13. JR

      ... with everything else, with Vegas and-

    14. LD

      That's why I don't get too much into that type of shit 'cause if I can't change it, it's like what the fuck I'ma do? (laughs) One thing I could do is change what I think the future gonna be. That shit there is some shit that was planned 50 years ago.

    15. JR

      That's true, yeah, you can't change it, but it's also true that it's fascinating.

    16. LD

      Is it?

    17. JR

      Yeah, to me it is. It's 'cause I'm watching, uh-

    18. LD

      I just think it's just-

    19. JR

      ... someone try to o- or a group of people with no power try to overcome, uh, a tyrannical government.

    20. LD

      That's happened before in, in other, in other countries. You know, it's happened plenty of times and some won, some lost. It's just you gotta figure out what... If you're tryin' to make it not happen to us, we gotta figure out why it happened like this-

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. LD

      ... and try not to, to make that happen over here for our butterfly effect.

    23. JR

      Yeah, well that's one of the reasons why a lotta gun advocates are very happy that this, not very happy that this is happening, but happy to use it as an example of what happens when you have an unarmed population and an armed military that, sort of, tells it what to do and there's nothin' you can do but, but get in the streets.

    24. LD

      Well, I, I believe in gun law, I just don't see the point of, like, 'cause at the end, I don't... Like, if you put the... Who, who not, who not gonna get a gun now if you make it illegal?

    25. JR

      Right.

    26. LD

      The people that should (laughs) get one.

    27. JR

      Exactly, people who don't care about the law.

    28. LD

      The people that don't get 'em, they gon' get it... We can get illegal guns anyway. Not me.

    29. JR

      No.

    30. LD

      Yeah, not me. But I mean, (laughs) you can get illegal guns anyway, but the people, the, the people, the law-abiding citizens, you make that law, now it's, they can't get one.

  10. 34:1240:29

    Weed, sensitivity culture, and why comedy tides are turning

    1. JR

      You, uh, you didn't smart, start smoking weed till four years ago?

    2. LD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      That's crazy.

    4. LD

      I never smoked, I never drank. I mean, I drunk every blue moon, like on my birthday, but I don't drink. I hate liquor. Hate the way it tastes.

    5. JR

      So what happened?

    6. LD

      With smoking?

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. LD

      Um, well, well, when I was younger everybody did it, so that was one of the reasons I didn't wanna do it 'cause everybody was on drugs and all that. My daddy used to do crack and all that, so I was, I was against drugs. So as I grew up I just never gave a fuck about it as much as everybody else did. But I used to love the way it smell.

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. LD

      You know, like, I loved the way it smelled so I used to be in the room just smelling the shit. And then after a while, then once I got to a point in my life where I was like, "I can't fall off," (laughs) like, "This is the worst my life gonna get," it was like, "All right, I tried," and then that was the best thing that ever happened to me, (laughs) trying that shit.

    11. JR

      Wh- when you tried it, were you like, "What the fuck was I thinking?"

    12. LD

      Yeah, I should've been doing this shit.

    13. JR

      Yes, all along.

    14. LD

      Yeah, 'cause when I first did it, I didn't get high 'cause, like, I tried to get the soft shit, I was scared. Like, I was like, "All right, it's gonna do something." And then I was like, "This shit ain't doin' shit." I out-smoked everybody that was with us, you know? I was just smoking, smoking, smoking and then, then once I started really getting into it, I was like, "This shit is really what's up." Like...

    15. JR

      What are the laws down in Atlanta?

    16. LD

      I don't know. (laughs)

    17. JR

      (laughs)

    18. JV

      (laughs)

    19. LD

      Shit. Don't, don't a nigga know the law?

    20. JR

      (laughs)

    21. JV

      (laughs)

    22. LD

      (laughs) Know... I don't know.

    23. JR

      Oh, it's just so stupid that it's illegal anywhere.

    24. LD

      Everything is stupid, man. All this shit's da... Just make all drugs legal.

    25. JR

      Well, it's the only thing that's gonna stop the cartels.

    26. LD

      I don't know what this shit I just smoked, but that shit good as hell.

    27. JR

      Yeah, that's Kevin Smith's shit. That's, uh, what does he call it, Jamie? Do you know?

    28. LD

      Jay and Bob.

    29. JV

      They all have different little names on 'em, I think.

    30. LD

      That shit has some what's name on it?

  11. 40:2946:55

    Scuba diving revelations, tectonic plates, and nature’s reminders (hurricanes & volcanoes)

    1. JR

      How long you been scuba diving?

    2. LD

      About 10 years now.

    3. JR

      Yeah?

    4. LD

      About 10 years. And this ... That's where I learned about life through scuba diving.

    5. JR

      Yeah?

    6. LD

      Scuba diving let me know I didn't know shit. (laughs)

    7. JR

      How, how deep do you go down?

    8. LD

      How ... The deepest I've been, like 130. (gasps) But there ain't nothing down there.

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. LD

      (laughs) When you get to that point, there ain't nothing living down there. Only thing you might see is shipwrecks and shit like that, but-

    11. JR

      That's so fucking deep.

    12. LD

      Yeah, it is.

    13. JR

      130. This is you? There you go. Yeah, it's from his page. From his page. Oh, so he-

    14. LD

      Oh, that's from-

    15. JR

      ... went down there and take pictures?

    16. LD

      Yeah, that's-

    17. JR

      Can he bring an iPhone down there or no?

    18. LD

      That's in Iceland.

    19. JR

      (laughs)

    20. LD

      Nah, not that deep. That was the ta- the tectonic plates.

    21. JR

      Hmm.

    22. LD

      Where you could touch ... The, the only place on Earth where you can touch-

    23. JR

      (sighs)

    24. LD

      ... North America and, um, Europe.

    25. JR

      Oh my God. What if it ground right while you're there?

    26. LD

      And, and honestly, you can't ... I don't even think you could do it no more, 'cause they said, "Shh." It spreads, um, a centimeter every year or some shit.

    27. JR

      Oh.

    28. LD

      So it's s- separating apart.

    29. JR

      Like Pangea, right? You know the theory of Pangea?

    30. LD

      Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

  12. 46:551:13:13

    Survival skills, island living, sensory deprivation, and breaking phone addiction

    1. LD

      That's what I'm saying. They ain't ready for it. They, Bahamians, they understand how to live and keep m- c- and bring it back. Americans don't even know how to do nothing. Only people that'll be all right probably is the Amish.

    2. JR

      Hm.

    3. LD

      Like, if technology-

    4. JR

      Oh, you mean if it starts from scratch? Yeah.

    5. LD

      If you start from scratch again.

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. LD

      We'd be fucked, man. Like we don't know what to do. Like, my daughter's, I had, I got a old school like a '75 Caprice. Or d- was it my '72? My '72 Caprice. I let my daughter in my car. She didn't know what this was.

    8. JR

      Rolling down the window?

    9. LD

      Rolling down the window.

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. LD

      Like, motherfuckers wouldn't know what to do. Motherfu- Like, matter of fact, funny, Andrew, I was trying to get directions here 'cause my shit was fucking up. It was so weird. He'd give me directions by voice. "All right. You're going to see a light. You're going to turn left. You're go-" The old school way. Like-

    12. JR

      Oh, no.

    13. LD

      We don't even know how to use those little simple things. Like, we don't know east, west, north, south.

    14. JR

      When I first used to get gigs, I used to get, uh, a notepad and they would call me up on the phone. They go, "Okay, here's the directions. You're gonna take the this to the that. You're gonna take that for six miles."

    15. LD

      Mm-hmm.

    16. JR

      And that's how you got to every gig. You would go dire- and you would write the direction down on a piece of paper. And I would have like a folder-

    17. LD

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      ... for all the different times that I went to these places. I would just keep-

    19. LD

      That's one of the reasons why I be on, get, why I live on the island a lot is to keep my mind on some regular shit. Like, my mind is if I don't need it on this island, I don't really need it.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. LD

      So I learned how to... So if worst case scenario happen, I can still survive.

    22. JR

      So if you get stuck on the island, the rest of the world falls apart.

    23. LD

      Oh, if the, if the rest of the world falls apart, I can still survive like a Amish motherfucker, you know.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. LD

      Not saying I know how to cook, like, like kill animals and shit like that, 'cause I ain't good at that yet. I still want to learn how to get-... how to clean a deer. I wanna learn how to do that type of shit. But, but for the most part, I can get some fish. I know how to fish. (laughs)

    26. JR

      Yeah. Well, in the Bahamas, that's all you're gonna need anyway, right?

    27. LD

      Yeah. And chicken.

    28. JR

      Chicken. Chicken and fish.

    29. LD

      Chicken and fish.

    30. JR

      And, uh, you can probably have chickens just run around out there. There's no predators, right?

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