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Joe Rogan Experience #1398 - Lil Duval

Lil Duval is a stand-up comedian and recording artist.

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Dec 11, 20193h 3mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (singing) Boom, I'm rolling.…

    1. JR

      (singing) Boom, I'm rolling. What's going on, man? How are you?

    2. LD

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      Good to see you.

    4. LD

      What's up, man?

    5. JR

      Pleasure, pleasure.

    6. LD

      Pleasure to meet you, man.

    7. JR

      I, I enjoy your social media, man. Your Instagram is one of my favorite, for sure.

    8. LD

      I appreciate it, man. Just doing me.

    9. JR

      Yeah. You're doing you, but you're doing it correctly. It's a lot of fun. You're a fun guy. Like, your shit is fun, you know?

    10. LD

      I just try to be genuine with it. That's all ... That's ... 'Cause that's all I've been on there from day one, and that's what got me this far, and it's been working, so why not?

    11. JR

      Yeah, man. You know, I found out about you... Well, I found out a b- about you from two people. One, from my friend Andrew Schulz.

    12. LD

      Yeah, that's my nigga.

    13. JR

      We both know him.

    14. LD

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      I love that dude.

    16. LD

      Yeah. (laughs)

    17. JR

      Uh, he speaks very highly of you. But two, because my friend Style Bender.

    18. LD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      He's the UFC middle weight champion. He played your song on one of his walk-outs-

    20. LD

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      ... for one of his fights.

    22. LD

      I didn't even know, I didn't even know him, honestly, until, um... It's just, like, a lot of stuff I d- really don't be knowing. I n- I'm out the loop of the mainstream stuff. So, if I'm not ... If I can't ... Especially something like, like UFC, I'm still new to that. I'm still learning it. So, when he t- ... So, when, um ... I think Andrew or Charlamagne the one told me, and then Instagram told me too, and when I looked at it, I was like, "Oh, shit. This shit is big." Like Smile, because this one ... He did it while, like, while Smile Bitch was still bubbling.

    23. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    24. LD

      So, he was one of the people that I kind of realized, oh, nah, this shit going to a whole another level.

    25. JR

      (laughs) Well-

    26. LD

      Just by him doing that. And I appreciate him doing that too, 'cause he showing me love.

    27. JR

      He's huge now. He's huge now.

    28. LD

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      He's the champ now.

    30. LD

      So-

  2. 15:0030:00

    Ain't that's Minority Report…

    1. JR

    2. LD

      Ain't that's Minority Report associated?

    3. JR

      Yeah.

    4. LD

      That's that movie, ain't it?

    5. JR

      I don't think they're r- I don't think it's real though. I think they just didn't understand the science.

    6. LD

      If they, if they m- wrote something about it, it can happen or it's gonna happen.

    7. JR

      Oh, it's gonna happen. I definitely think it's gonna happen. But I think that where they're at right now, if, if this person really did get convicted, I don't think they really understand the science. I think they're just convicting them because someone said it makes sense. And then there's not enough people that actually understand what, how little you actually can read. Like, she could have had-

    8. LD

      Uh-huh.

    9. JR

      She could have been told about the scene.

    10. LD

      Right.

    11. JR

      And then developed a functional memory.

    12. LD

      Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

    13. JR

      'Cause you're just, you're reading something in the brain-

    14. LD

      'Cause I think this-

    15. JR

      ... that's not clearly defined yet.

    16. LD

      It's just like if you told me something, I'd be like, "Well, somebody told me..." After a while, if you keep re- replaying it in your head, you think you told yourself.

    17. JR

      Yes. Yes. You think maybe it was your story and it was somebody else's story. That shit happens to people.

    18. LD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      Especially like minor shit from like 20 years ago. And then your friend's like, "I told you that."

    20. LD

      Yeah, yeah.

    21. JR

      And then you're like, "Oh, yeah."

    22. LD

      Shit, last week. Last week. Like, "Remember I told... Oh yeah, I told you that." Shit.

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. LD

      That happen to me on Instagram all the time. I post something 10 years ago, a tweet, and then next thing I know, somebody else do it. And then I bring it back. They say, "You, I got it from them." Like, bitch, I made it up.

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. LD

      Like, what the fuck? But...

    27. JR

      Memory's a strange thing. It's a very strange thing.

    28. LD

      That's some good... That's the thing, reason why I like technology too, 'cause it kinda keeps it-

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. LD

      ... our brain in here.

  3. 30:0045:00

    Like, men and women…

    1. JR

    2. LD

      Like, men and women is gonna be one. We gonna evolve into one.

    3. JR

      Ooh. Like aliens?

    4. LD

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      Like when you seen those alien, the little gray guys. They always have no dick.

    6. LD

      We getting closer and closer. Like, even if you look at Asians, you can't really tell a boy from a girl.

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. LD

      (laughs) Like, you really can't. Like ... I mean-

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. LD

      ... they all look like ... They got the same structure. Like, they ... So, they evol- And I think Asians the oldest people on earth, so they evolved way before. So, we coming round to it.

    11. JR

      ... are Asians... Well, they, they're... The, the crazy thing about the-

    12. LD

      They definitely 100 years ahead of everybody on Earth.

    13. JR

      Well, they definitely are for technology, with all the things they created. They, I mean, m- m- we talked about this yesterday, like, a million firsts came outta China.

    14. LD

      Everything came out of China, man.

    15. JR

      Everything.

    16. LD

      Like, they ahead of us. They-

    17. JR

      Way, they were way ahead. They were ahead with gunpowder, they were ahead with everything.

    18. LD

      That's what I, that's what I learned, if you wanna see how the future gonna look, go over there.

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. LD

      You'll see it.

    21. JR

      F- future looks overpopulated.

    22. LD

      Yeah. That's what I say about America.

    23. JR

      You see that shit that's goin' on in Hong Kong?

    24. LD

      Uh-uh, what happened?

    25. JR

      See the protests?

    26. LD

      No, I ain't see it.

    27. JR

      They've been protesting in Hong Kong for how long now? Months.

    28. LD

      For what?

    29. JR

      For months. Well, their, their government is changing. They, they used to be under British rule, now they're under Chinese rule and, uh, that happened, I think, in the '90s and th- there was a... Was it in the '90s? Whatever it was, it was, there's a, there was a, there's a lotta issues with, uh, the Chinese government running them the way they run China. And the people from Hong Kong want it to be back the way it used to be when it was run by Britain. And they're extraditing people, they're doin', they're doin' things where... And then the protests have been violent, the cops have been shootin' people. It's, like, a lot of crazy shit?

    30. LD

      (laughs)

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Everybody's gone. …

    1. JV

      if they could go help people back, but yeah.

    2. JR

      Everybody's gone.

    3. LD

      You know what's so crazy though? America hasn't had one yet. That'd fuck us up.

    4. JR

      Oh, we talking about that.

    5. LD

      Like, we mentally, like, we not ready for it. Like, other countries, they get them bitches every year.

    6. JV

      Yeah.

    7. LD

      We ain't ready for it. That's a m- I mean, in the Bahamas, it, it happens to someone. This is the worst that's ever happened. But, it happens so much that you, you understand you're not big as nature. America hasn't had it.

    8. JR

      There's definitely spots that don't, like LA. LA does not have it, but Mount St. Helens had a big volcano eruption back in the day. Remember, a bunch of people died?

    9. LD

      Not, n- not in modern day time?

    10. JR

      Yeah, yeah. It was like 1980s.

    11. LD

      I don't think in this society, man, they c- we couldn't do it.

    12. JR

      When was Mount St. Helens eruption?

    13. LD

      There's no way to get everybody out the way neither.

    14. JR

      No.

    15. LD

      I don't give a fuck how much we try to plan it. (laughs)

    16. JR

      Well, the big one is Yellowstone.

    17. NA

      Yeah, 1980.

    18. JR

      1980.

    19. LD

      That's, y'all talking about earthquakes?

    20. JR

      No. Volcano. It was a volcano eruption in 1980. Mount St. Helens in Washington State. I remember that when I was a kid. That was a big one, man. That was like right before I was in ninth grade. So I was, I was probably in eighth grade when this was going on.

    21. LD

      Did anybody die?

    22. JR

      Oh, yeah. A bunch of people died. Yeah, it was a scary one. It was a-

    23. LD

      Is it a city?

    24. JR

      No, no. It's a mountain, you know, but there's enough people that live near it that got jacked. Like you look at all the devastation.

    25. LD

      Like if that hurricane would have hit New York, that would have fucked up America. (laughs)

    26. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    27. LD

      They, I don't think, even think they realize if that hurricane would have... Well, it did c- I was up there when it h- when it hit. It wasn't bad. It was a tropical storm, but-

    28. JR

      Well, do you remember when Tribeca flooded a few years ago in New York?

    29. LD

      Mm-mm.

    30. JR

      R- Remember Shane Smith from Vice had a video of it in his apartment?

  5. 1:00:001:04:21

    You're making some good…

    1. LD

      would.

    2. JR

      You're making some good points. I'm thinking about Hong Kong.

    3. LD

      Yeah, 'cause it, I'm ... And-

    4. JR

      What the fuck can I do to help Hong Kong?

    5. LD

      Nothing. Shit. (laughs)

    6. JR

      I'm thinking about it, like why-

    7. LD

      You can't do nothing at this point.

    8. JR

      No.

    9. LD

      You can do something, like if you implement ... The on- the best thing we can do in life, is just be the change you want to see. Just be that.

    10. JR

      Hm.

    11. LD

      Everything we are is what we saw. So-

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. LD

      ... you have to give more examples of that move and the movement that you want, want, want others to move. And then it, it trickles down over time. The butterfly effect. Everything is the butterfly effect.

    14. JR

      That's real.

    15. LD

      So, if you trying to change, that's how you change. But in the meantime, that shit gonna happen. I don't know who right or who wrong, depends on which side you're on. That rhymed.

    16. JR

      Hm.That's the second one.

    17. LD

      Mm-hmm.

    18. JR

      Don't know who's right or who's wrong, depends on what side you're on.

    19. LD

      Mm.

    20. JR

      Lil Duval.

    21. LD

      Bars.

    22. JR

      You can see that on, like, uh, like, all Black screen, white letters-

    23. LD

      Mm-hmm.

    24. JR

      ... then it fades to black again, the beginning of a film.

    25. LD

      You ain't hit the J no more, man.

    26. JR

      I know. Give me that lighter.

    27. LD

      (clears throat)

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. LD

      (yawns)

    30. JR

      I was just starting to think that. Starting to sober up here. (lighter clicking)

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