Joe Rogan Experience #1405 - Sober October 3 Recap

1. 0:00 – 1:18

   Ari’s Spanish immersion reveal: why the texts were all in Spanish

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      You'll be fine.

   2. BKBert Kreischer0:00

      One cigar will fucking gun for a week.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      Shut up, you'll be fine.

   4. BKBert Kreischer0:04

      I don't even need an excuse.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Boom, and we're live.

   6. BKBert Kreischer0:05

      Okay. (laughs)

   7. TSTom Segura0:06

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      So the last few weeks we've been getting these annoying text messages from Ari, where everything's in Spanish.

   9. TSTom Segura0:12

      Everything.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:13

       Everything.

   11. BKBert Kreischer0:13

       Todo.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:14

       We're like, "What is this..." Uh, how long is this joke gonna go?

   13. BKBert Kreischer0:15

       En escuela.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:16

       And then he gets here with a backpack on, like, "Where you been?" "I was in Medellín." (laughs)

   15. BKBert Kreischer0:21

       Me- Medellín.

   16. TSTom Segura0:22

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       He was, he was doing, you were doing a, a Spanish immersion thing?

   18. BKBert Kreischer0:25

       Yeah, 100% Spanish. I brought back these Cuban cigars.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       Wow.

   20. BKBert Kreischer0:28

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       So, did you-

   22. BKBert Kreischer0:29

       In Colombia.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Did you have any Spanish-speaking lessons before you went to Colombia?

   24. BKBert Kreischer0:33

       Cero.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       Was that-

   26. TSTom Segura0:35

       You know what that means?

   27. BKBert Kreischer0:36

       Yeah. Sounds like zero. (laughs) It does sound a lot like zero. It's a pretty close language.

   28. TSTom Segura0:40

       Well, you learn a lot.

   29. BKBert Kreischer0:40

       A lot of it's pretty close.

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       So, zero?
2. 1:18 – 2:42

   Latinx, gendered Spanish, and who’s “behind” on wokeness

   1. BKBert Kreischer1:18

      And he ca- he called his cousin, and there's a term, "Latinx," which is not Latino or Latina, it's, you know, it's, it's-

   2. TSTom Segura1:24

      It's a gender-neutral way of saying Latin- La-

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:27

      Yeah.

   4. BKBert Kreischer1:27

      Yeah. (laughs) And he says to his cousin in Spanish, you know, uh, "Tu sabe Latinx?" And he's like, "Uh, uh, ¿maricón?"

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:36

      (laughs)

   6. BKBert Kreischer1:36

      (laughs)

   7. TSTom Segura1:36

      (laughs) Yeah. He goes... He's like... I tried to explain. He goes, "What?" (laughs) And I'm like, I'm like, "You know, it's a gender-neutral, so you're saying..." He goes, "Like a faggot?"

   8. BKBert Kreischer1:46

      (laughs)

   9. TSTom Segura1:46

      And I was like... You know, like, como, but...

   10. BKBert Kreischer1:48

       I'm like, uh, that's not exactly-

   11. TSTom Segura1:50

       Como?

   12. BKBert Kreischer1:50

       ... what I'm saying. My teacher, we were talking about, like, parents and stuff like that, and there was like, the word for, for parents is just, like, fathers, pretty much.

   13. TSTom Segura1:58

       Mm-hmm.

   14. BKBert Kreischer1:58

       And so then it's like, what if you have two mothers? Do you, do you call it madres as parents instead of like... You know, if it's just father, it's padre. If it's just mother, it's madre. But if it's parents, it's padres.

   15. TSTom Segura2:09

       Right.

   16. BKBert Kreischer2:10

       So I'm like, "Do... It's just a gay?" And they're like, she was like, "No, still padres." And then, you know, that's okay these days.

   17. TSTom Segura2:17

       (laughs)

   18. BKBert Kreischer2:17

       It's okay with her being as forward as she can be.

   19. TSTom Segura2:19

       Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

   20. BKBert Kreischer2:19

       Like, that's fine, though.

   21. TSTom Segura2:22

       Yeah.

   22. BKBert Kreischer2:22

       What country do you think is most in the dark ages with wokeness?

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:26

       Ru- Russia.

   24. BKBert Kreischer2:27

       Oh, yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:28

       Yeah. Russia, they, they make laws about gay people.

   26. BKBert Kreischer2:31

       Yeah.

   27. TSTom Segura2:31

       They, they did-

   28. JRJoe Rogan2:32

       Yeah.

   29. TSTom Segura2:32

       Well, for the Olympics.

   30. BKBert Kreischer2:33

       Iran has, according to their leader, 0% homosexual population.
3. 2:42 – 5:23

   Russia: press freedom, disappearances, and touring there

   1. JRJoe Rogan2:42

      ... people that are outside of the control of the government that are just freely speaking that are talking about homosexual problems and, like, Pussy Riot. Remember when Pussy Riot-

   2. TSTom Segura2:52

      Yeah.

   3. BKBert Kreischer2:52

      Mm-hmm.

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:52

      ... was getting yammed?

   5. TSTom Segura2:53

      Lot of shit.

   6. BKBert Kreischer2:54

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan2:54

      Yeah.

   8. TSTom Segura2:54

      They're fucking not.

   9. BKBert Kreischer2:55

      Uh-

   10. JRJoe Rogan2:55

       You like that?

   11. TSTom Segura2:56

       Yeah, I gotta think about that.

   12. BKBert Kreischer2:57

       Fuck them dirty, man.

   13. JRJoe Rogan2:58

       What-

   14. TSTom Segura2:58

       I think like the-

   15. BKBert Kreischer2:58

       Arrest the chicks right outta jail. (laughs)

   16. TSTom Segura3:00

       Russia doesn't fuck around, dude.

   17. JRJoe Rogan3:02

       No, they don't fuck around.

   18. TSTom Segura3:03

       At all.

   19. JRJoe Rogan3:03

       They don't fuck around.

   20. TSTom Segura3:03

       At all. You know? Like, you're... There, there's a, kind of a, I don't know, selling, like, uh, point from them that, that it's... They're trying to be, um, uh, progressive thinkers. Like, some of them will, like, disguise it as that, but they're definitely... They're not fucking around, dude.

   21. JRJoe Rogan3:19

       Someone from Russia, some government agency made a tweet about, uh, freedom of the press.

   22. BKBert Kreischer3:24

       What did they say?

   23. JRJoe Rogan3:25

       About r- respecting, uh, respecting the press and res- appreciating the press. And someone, some journalist said, "This is a country that has literally... Like, this administration has literally been responsible for murders of dozens of people-"

   24. TSTom Segura3:40

       Mm-hmm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan3:40

       "... that are, that are journalists."

   26. TSTom Segura3:42

       Yeah.

   27. BKBert Kreischer3:43

       Wow.

   28. JRJoe Rogan3:43

       Like, when people report on them or people would... Running, running against certain members of the government-

   29. TSTom Segura3:49

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan3:49

       ... they would just whack them.
4. 5:23 – 6:08

   Comics worldwide: touring everywhere and Eddie Izzard’s endurance

   1. JRJoe Rogan5:23

      Andrew Schulz did a bunch of shows there.

   2. TSTom Segura5:24

      Who did?

   3. JRJoe Rogan5:25

      Andrew Schulz.

   4. TSTom Segura5:26

      Did he? In Russia?

   5. BKBert Kreischer5:27

      Yeah. He was... Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan5:27

      Yeah, yeah, he put it on, uh, put some of it online. It was hilarious.

   7. TSTom Segura5:29

      I bet, um... I bet Gaffigan has too. He's done shows fucking-

   8. BKBert Kreischer5:33

      Everywhere.

   9. TSTom Segura5:33

      ... everywhere.

   10. JRJoe Rogan5:34

       Has he?

   11. TSTom Segura5:34

       Yes.

   12. BKBert Kreischer5:35

       Nobody plays more places than Jim Gaffigan.

   13. JRJoe Rogan5:36

       Really?

   14. TSTom Segura5:36

       Yeah, he just announced a... He's doing a, a Latin American tour.

   15. BKBert Kreischer5:40

       In English?

   16. JRJoe Rogan5:40

       No shit.

   17. TSTom Segura5:40

       In English, yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan5:41

       Of course.

   19. TSTom Segura5:42

       He goes everywhere, everywhere.

   20. JRJoe Rogan5:43

       Wow.

   21. BKBert Kreischer5:44

       Greece.

   22. TSTom Segura5:44

       Dude, what's in, uh, what's the guy that ran 25 marathons in 25 days?

   23. JRJoe Rogan5:47

       Eddie Izzard?

   24. TSTom Segura5:48

       Eddie Izzard did shows in German and doesn't speak German. (laughs)

   25. BKBert Kreischer5:51

       He did that in French too.

   26. TSTom Segura5:52

       He just, he just memorized the language. He just memorized how the words would go.

   27. JRJoe Rogan5:56

       Whoa.

   28. TSTom Segura5:56

       Is that not... I've been trying to tell-

   29. JRJoe Rogan5:57

       That-

   30. TSTom Segura5:57

       ... a machine in Spanish, and I know Spanish, but it's fucking still hard as fuck.
5. 6:08 – 11:41

   Danger travel stories: South Africa shantytowns and Brazil favelas

   1. ASAri Shaffir6:08

      Day after day?

   2. JRJoe Rogan6:09

      Day after day with h- s- he ... I mean, there's videos of it, where they show his feet, where he takes his socks off. The ... Literally, the skin is falling off the meat.

   3. ASAri Shaffir6:17

      Ew.

   4. JRJoe Rogan6:17

      I mean-

   5. ASAri Shaffir6:18

      Ooh.

   6. JRJoe Rogan6:18

      ... his skin is raw and open. They're taping it up and bandaging shit, and, I mean, he can't even stand, forget about-

   7. ASAri Shaffir6:24

      And he's running, right?

   8. JRJoe Rogan6:25

      ... and he's running s- 26 miles every fucking day.

   9. ASAri Shaffir6:27

      That's a different mindset.

   10. Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan6:27

       Just from will.

   12. ASAri Shaffir6:29

       Yeah. Yeah. From will.

   13. JRJoe Rogan6:29

       He's a really interesting guy.

   14. ASAri Shaffir6:31

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan6:31

       Like, when I had him in on the podcast, he's i- in full woman's regalia, but he says, "But I fancy the la- the ladies." You know, he fancies girls.

   16. ASAri Shaffir6:39

       Oh.

   17. JRJoe Rogan6:39

       Like, he just likes dressing like a woman, but he's a man.

   18. ASAri Shaffir6:43

       Yeah, and he speaks, like-

   19. JRJoe Rogan6:43

       But he's transgender.

   20. ASAri Shaffir6:44

       ... four fluent languages.

   21. BKBert Kreischer6:45

       And he, he stopped for a while too. He dressed like that, then he stopped dressing like that. Then he did-

   22. JRJoe Rogan6:47

       He does whatever the fuck he wants, man.

   23. ASAri Shaffir6:49

       Yeah, yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan6:50

       I love that guy.

   25. ASAri Shaffir6:51

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan6:51

       I really like him too. Like, I, I really like talking to him. He's i- interesting.

   27. ASAri Shaffir6:55

       He's a brilliant dude.

   28. JRJoe Rogan6:56

       He's interesting.

   29. ASAri Shaffir6:56

       A really smart dude.

   30. JRJoe Rogan6:57

       Yeah, but, but also, like, the kinda will that you have to have.
6. 11:41 – 21:21

   Medellín now, Escobar tourism, and cartel reality checks

   1. ASAri Shaffir11:41

      Did you stay in, like, a nice place, in, in Medellin?

   2. Yeah, with a balcony. Oh, in Medellin?

   3. Yeah.

   4. No, I stayed homestay.

   5. Oh.

   6. With the family.

   7. Oh, wow. Wow.

   8. JRJoe Rogan11:48

      Wow.

   9. BKBert Kreischer11:48

      Wow, what a lucky family.

   10. ASAri Shaffir11:49

       Wow. Amazing.

   11. (laughs)

   12. (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan11:51

       Full immersion, huh?

   14. ASAri Shaffir11:52

       Yeah, full immersion, and then Sabrina.

   15. JRJoe Rogan11:55

       So, how good is your Spanish now? Is it passable? Can you go somewhere and talk to people?

   16. ASAri Shaffir11:58

       I ... So, I could order food. I could, like, ask where the bus is, and I could, like-

   17. JRJoe Rogan12:02

       Are you gonna continue this education? You gonna, like, take classes?

   18. ASAri Shaffir12:05

       Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I wanna eventually, like ... Next time I take a sabbatical, I wanna go through, like, South America for a while.

   19. JRJoe Rogan12:09

       Damn, son. Looking to get killed.

   20. ASAri Shaffir12:11

       ... no. (laughs) It's safe.-

   21. TSTom Segura12:12

       (laughs)

   22. ASAri Shaffir12:12

       Medellín, it's like super safe now.

   23. TSTom Segura12:14

       Is it?

   24. ASAri Shaffir12:14

       Yeah. Parts of it are really bor- that's where I w- oh, that's my picture.

   25. JRJoe Rogan12:18

       (laughs)

   26. TSTom Segura12:18

       That's where I was gonna say, when that guy was there.

   27. ASAri Shaffir12:21

       Oh, all right, all right.

   28. It's the same weather. It's the same weather.

   29. JRJoe Rogan12:22

       That's hilarious.

   30. ASAri Shaffir12:22

       Yeah.
7. 21:21 – 23:37

   Conor McGregor’s “inside joke” photo pose and fight hype

   1. TSTom Segura21:21

      Yep, yep.

   2. JRJoe Rogan21:21

      Did you ever see when Conor McGregor bought that same shirt and was taking pictures-

   3. TSTom Segura21:25

      (laughs)

   4. BKBert Kreischer21:25

      He was? This one?

   5. JRJoe Rogan21:26

      ... with people with that same pose? Yeah.

   6. BKBert Kreischer21:27

      Really?

   7. JRJoe Rogan21:28

      Conor was doing the same pose, like-

   8. BKBert Kreischer21:29

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan21:30

      ... and not, and not, not telling anyone.

   10. BKBert Kreischer21:32

       The same, like out-

   11. JRJoe Rogan21:32

       And so everybody had to figure out what the fuck Conor was doing. Like, look at him.

   12. BKBert Kreischer21:36

       (laughs)

   13. TSTom Segura21:37

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan21:37

       (laughs)

   15. ASAri Shaffir21:37

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan21:37

       Look at his face. Look at his face.

   17. BKBert Kreischer21:42

       That might be my favorite thing ever.

   18. JRJoe Rogan21:44

       He's just a fucking animal. Goddamn, I love that guy. (laughs)

   19. BKBert Kreischer21:48

       (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan21:49

       Come on, man. Pretty fucking close.

   21. TSTom Segura21:51

       Nice.

   22. BKBert Kreischer21:51

       There's nothing better in the world than a joke that no one gets but you.

   23. ASAri Shaffir21:54

       And he wasn't explaining it at all.

   24. BKBert Kreischer21:56

       I know.

   25. ASAri Shaffir21:56

       He was like, "Yeah."

   26. JRJoe Rogan21:57

       And people picked up on it. It's just this, the handshake thing. I mean, Conor is normally, like, you know, putting his fist in p- people's faces and talking shit, and in that one he's got his hand out like he's gonna shake hands.

   27. BKBert Kreischer22:08

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan22:08

       Look at it. It's like the same thing. He's holding his hand out andi , uh, Del Sano isn't even thinking about shaking his hand.

   29. ASAri Shaffir22:13

       He's not even looking to get his hand shaken.

   30. JRJoe Rogan22:15

       Look at Dana White.
8. 23:37 – 26:48

   Sober October side quests: dance video stabs, Whoop stats, and Dirty Dancing pitch

   1. JRJoe Rogan23:37

      Now, how did you respond when you saw yourself get stabbed?

   2. BKBert Kreischer23:40

      I was a little, uh-

   3. ASAri Shaffir23:41

      Marching.

   4. BKBert Kreischer23:41

      I was a little confused (laughs) and then I was like, I, I was-

   5. TSTom Segura23:45

      Oh, you were like, "Was that me?"

   6. JRJoe Rogan23:46

      He was very aggressive.

   7. TSTom Segura23:48

      (laughs)

   8. BKBert Kreischer23:48

      I was, I was... It was very aggressive.

   9. JRJoe Rogan23:48

      Very aggressive. I didn't understand the carrot either. What was up with the carrot?

   10. TSTom Segura23:51

       It's from, um, Steven Seagal. That's who I was dressed as.

   11. JRJoe Rogan23:54

       Right, I know that, yeah.

   12. TSTom Segura23:55

       The president of Belarus gave him a carrot. It's like the Conor thing.

   13. BKBert Kreischer23:58

       Oh. (laughs)

   14. TSTom Segura23:58

       The president of Belarus gave him a carrot one time-

   15. BKBert Kreischer24:01

       Yeah.

   16. TSTom Segura24:01

       ... and then Seagal just ate it on camera.

   17. JRJoe Rogan24:03

       Look at him. He's there with the carrot.

   18. TSTom Segura24:04

       It's just weird, so I just started with the carrot.

   19. JRJoe Rogan24:06

       Ugh, you had the same outfit and everything.

   20. TSTom Segura24:08

       Yeah.

   21. BKBert Kreischer24:08

       It was-

   22. JRJoe Rogan24:09

       The fucking hair.

   23. TSTom Segura24:09

       And the hair. The-

   24. JRJoe Rogan24:09

       The glasses.

   25. TSTom Segura24:10

       The fucking jet black hair.

   26. JRJoe Rogan24:12

       That hair is so ridiculous.

   27. TSTom Segura24:13

       It's like 62 in this photo.

   28. BKBert Kreischer24:15

       You know... Do you remember when we were, we were, we were in the Whoops and we, you said, "One day, Tom, your, your numbers will be through the roof," and he was like, "Ah, I got lost in the canyons."

   29. ASAri Shaffir24:22

       And you were filming the thing that day?

   30. BKBert Kreischer24:23

       It was when he was filming and he was dancing all day.
9. 26:48 – 31:14

   Plastic surgery, hair transplants, and ‘dead tooth’ economics

   1. JRJoe Rogan26:48

      I wish Jennifer Grey didn't get her nose fixed.

   2. TSTom Segura26:50

      Yeah.

   3. BKBert Kreischer26:51

      Yeah. Her and Renee Zellweger.

   4. JRJoe Rogan26:53

      Well, Renee Zellweger did some weird stuff, right? Like, she's a different human.

   5. TSTom Segura26:57

      She's a d- I don't even rem- I don't know.

   6. BKBert Kreischer26:58

      You know who else looks weird?

   7. TSTom Segura26:59

      She was great in that fucking movie about, uh, Judy Garland though, right?

   8. JRJoe Rogan27:01

      I heard she was great, yeah.

   9. BKBert Kreischer27:02

      Did you see-

   10. TSTom Segura27:02

       She was amazing.

   11. BKBert Kreischer27:02

       ... uh, Meg Ryan? Like, didn't you know she went away at like fair-

   12. JRJoe Rogan27:05

       Oh, yeah, she had a bunch of stuff done.

   13. BKBert Kreischer27:06

       No, you saw her, and then she looked totally different. Totally different.

   14. JRJoe Rogan27:08

       Th- they do the lips-

   15. TSTom Segura27:08

       Horrible.

   16. JRJoe Rogan27:09

       Once y- once you do the lips, man-

   17. BKBert Kreischer27:10

       No, she didn't look horrible.

   18. TSTom Segura27:11

       She came back with something-

   19. BKBert Kreischer27:11

       But she just looked so dif- she looked unrecognizable-

   20. JRJoe Rogan27:14

       She started doing lips.

   21. ASAri Shaffir27:14

       Right.

   22. BKBert Kreischer27:14

       ... as, as herself. Yeah, lips-

   23. JRJoe Rogan27:15

       You do your lips, it's like, that's, your, the Fibonacci sequence is all off.

   24. BKBert Kreischer27:19

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan27:20

       Your, your, you look at someone's l- their, well, their lips are off, you're like, "Hey, what the..." Like, I didn't know Eliza had a nose job. She was explaining to me that she had a nose job. And I go, "Oh, well it's a fucking good one." So I paid a lot of money for it, yeah.

   26. TSTom Segura27:32

       Wow, yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan27:32

       See, w- this is what happens when women get their face lift, their f- their mouth gets too big.

   28. TSTom Segura27:37

       Right.

   29. JRJoe Rogan27:37

       It's like, why is your... Yeah, because you're pulling your mouth on the sides, so the hole is larger-

   30. BKBert Kreischer27:42

       Right.
10. 31:14 – 41:50

    Bathroom/poop/fart mega-riff: bidets, showers, and smell science

    1. BKBert Kreischer31:14

       Hey, do you let the water on the bidet go into your asshole sometimes to-

    2. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       Right in there, and I have to shit.

    3. BKBert Kreischer31:18

       ... and then do, it goes out, you can, like, almost, like, flush it out?

    4. JRJoe Rogan31:21

       If I have a shit that's kinda halfway stuck, like, I take a shit-

    5. TSTom Segura31:24

       (laughs)

    6. JRJoe Rogan31:24

       ... and then I start cleaning, I'm like, "I think there's more up there." And so I'll just really concentrate that jet right in my butthole.

    7. TSTom Segura31:30

       Right in the hole, yeah.

    8. JRJoe Rogan31:30

       And it gets in there, and then all of a sudden, yikes.

    9. TSTom Segura31:32

       Boom.

    10. JRJoe Rogan31:32

        It's like there was a castaway. There was, like, some hidden shit that was trying to hang out in there.

    11. TSTom Segura31:36

        Yep, and then it-

    12. BKBert Kreischer31:37

        Ugh.

    13. JRJoe Rogan31:37

        It just makes a plop.

    14. BKBert Kreischer31:38

        I love that. It breaks the O-ring?

    15. JRJoe Rogan31:39

        Yeah.

    16. TSTom Segura31:39

        You take a m- like a, take a sloppy shit, and you're like, "Ugh."

    17. JRJoe Rogan31:42

        Ugh.

    18. TSTom Segura31:42

        And then you let it run a full cycle.

    19. JRJoe Rogan31:45

        Oh, full cycle.

    20. TSTom Segura31:45

        And then you wipe and there's something still there. You're like, "I got problems."

    21. BKBert Kreischer31:49

        (laughs)

    22. JRJoe Rogan31:49

        I got problem, yeah.

    23. TSTom Segura31:49

        This would've been a problem in '97.

    24. JRJoe Rogan31:51

        That's the problem with hair. When I wipe, sometimes I wipe it with hair, and the s- the width of the smear is so disgusting-

    25. TSTom Segura31:57

        Yeah.

    26. JRJoe Rogan31:57

        ... that I just take a shower.

    27. TSTom Segura31:58

        Yeah.

    28. JRJoe Rogan31:59

        I'm like, "What is-"

    29. BKBert Kreischer31:59

        I go straight to shower. Shit showers are good.

    30. JRJoe Rogan32:00

        Oh, God.
11. 41:50 – 1:27:21

    Rest stops, closeted politicians, and the Arby’s card scandal

    1. JRJoe Rogan41:50

       That's what's so strange about those hookup spots for some creepy gay dudes.

    2. TSTom Segura41:54

       Yeah.

    3. JRJoe Rogan41:54

       Where they would find a spot-

    4. BKBert Kreischer41:56

       Can you believe that?

    5. JRJoe Rogan41:56

       Like yeah, they, they, they meet in toilets in r- uh, like remember there was that one, was it a senator that got busted?

    6. TSTom Segura42:03

       Yeah.

    7. ASAri Shaffir42:03

       Oh, yeah. Tapping, tapping...

    8. BKBert Kreischer42:03

       Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota.

    9. JRJoe Rogan42:05

       Yeah, yeah. They had something that they would do.

    10. TSTom Segura42:05

        Wait, wasn't he from Idaho? But it was in Minnesota.

    11. ASAri Shaffir42:08

        It was in Minnesota.

    12. TSTom Segura42:08

        But he was a senator from Idaho.

    13. ASAri Shaffir42:10

        And he goes, "No, I was just, I was just tapping to see if he was there." (laughs)

    14. JRJoe Rogan42:13

        Yeah.

    15. TSTom Segura42:14

        And he's the creepiest guy. Craig, I think, was his last name. He's the one who said, um, when Clinton was in trouble, he was like, "Clinton has been a very naughty boy. Dare I say, a nasty boy."

    16. ASAri Shaffir42:26

        Oh.

    17. TSTom Segura42:28

        We were like, "Ugh. What?"

    18. BKBert Kreischer42:28

        What?

    19. TSTom Segura42:28

        The weirdest thing an adult man has ever said.

    20. ASAri Shaffir42:30

        You're like, "I know you once... I know you once were looking at Clinton, but we're looking at you now."

    21. TSTom Segura42:32

        Yeah, dude.

    22. BKBert Kreischer42:33

        Yeah. Like...

    23. TSTom Segura42:34

        Somebody who says it like that, you know, that word selection-

    24. ASAri Shaffir42:37

        Dare I say.

    25. TSTom Segura42:38

        "Dare I say, a nasty boy."

    26. JRJoe Rogan42:38

        Well those guys were around before the internet, right?

    27. TSTom Segura42:40

        Yeah.

    28. JRJoe Rogan42:41

        But this is probably-

    29. ASAri Shaffir42:42

        Where they get away with anything.

    30. JRJoe Rogan42:42

        But he probably had like... There he is. Larry Craig's-

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