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Joe Rogan Experience #1412 - Jimmy Dore

Jimmy Dore is a stand-up comedian, political commentator, host of “The Jimmy Dore Show” available on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3M7l8ved_rYQ45AVzS0RGA) and as a podcast available on iTunes.

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Jan 16, 20202h 50mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:001:52

    Navy UFO encounter: Commander Fravor and the “Tic Tac” performance claims

    1. JR

      Oh, here we go. (fists thudding) Good? Hello, Jimmy.

    2. JD

      Hi, Joe.

    3. JR

      What's going on, buddy?

    4. JD

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      Good to see you.

    6. JD

      Good to see you too.

    7. JR

      What's happening?

    8. JD

      Well, we were just talking about the, uh, uh, the Air Force admitting that their pilots had seen UFOs. And you were telling me you interviewed one of those-

    9. JR

      Yes.

    10. JD

      ... pilots.

    11. JR

      I interviewed Commander Fravor, and he was saying that this, this-

    12. JD

      Chocolate is be- my favorite.

    13. JR

      (laughs) Ah. (laughs)

    14. JD

      Come on.

    15. JR

      It's with an R, Fravor.

    16. JD

      Fra- oh, Fravor.

    17. JR

      Fravor.

    18. JD

      Okay.

    19. JR

      Um, he was ta- I mean, he was one of the guys that actually went to... What did- what is the word they do when they scramble and go to try to figure out what the fuck something is? But they, they monitored this thing, they saw it with their eyes, they saw it with their equipment, it was actively jamming the radar, whatever this thing was.

    20. JD

      Oh.

    21. JR

      It was shaped like a Tic Tac, and it moved so fast you couldn't track it with the human eye. They said it went from th- I think they said some, some impossible number, like 60,000 feet down to 200 feet in less than a second. Like, whatever you could tra-

    22. JD

      Right. Mm-hmm.

    23. JR

      You know a radar does a blip, blip, blip, blip.

    24. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    25. JR

      They don't know how fast it actually went, they just know it, it went this insane distance in less than a second, less than a, a radar jump. And s-

    26. JD

      And s-

    27. JR

      And it would, it would... They da- ha- had observed them in that area without his knowledge, like, uh, other Air Force pilots had observed them-

    28. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    29. JR

      ... and then had, you know, brought it up the top of the food chain, but it wasn't something that got distributed to everybody until he saw it. When he saw it, he was like, "What in the fuck am I looking at here?" And they're like, "Well, yeah, we've been seeing these things." And this thing, w- with no active propulsion system that you could recognize. There was nothing around.

    30. JD

      Right.

  2. 1:523:17

    “Why admit UFOs now?” Budgets, Space Force, and manufactured threats

    1. JD

      So when I covered this on my show, I said, "Now, I've heard reports that pilots see this stuff all the time, but they'd never confirmed it." And my question was, "Why now?" Why would the Air Force be confirming that they saw UFOs now? 'Cause th- again, like, they've been, there have been reports that pilots have seen this stuff forever. And I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm saying, why are they admitting it happened now? And then, of course, you see in this last, uh, defense budget, they put in money for a Space Force.

    2. JR

      Mm.

    3. JD

      (laughs)

    4. JR

      I think the money for the Space Force, though, isn't that because China's able to-

    5. JD

      That's what they say.

    6. JR

      Ch- yeah.

    7. JD

      Whatever, whatever-

    8. JR

      China and Russia-

    9. JD

      ... they can do to make sure we wanna spend more money, that's what they'll do. "Hey, we saw a UFO. Hey, China. Hey, look over there. We gotta spend more money."

    10. JR

      They, do you think that's what it is?

    11. JD

      (laughs) Yes.

    12. JR

      That's why they're admitting it?

    13. JD

      (laughs) Yes.

    14. JR

      But Fravor, I guarantee you, isn't in that. He, he isn't involved with that.

    15. JD

      No, no, I guarantee you saw it. No, no, they're just now... But before, they would say, "That's not true." They, the, uh-

    16. JR

      Oh, I see.

    17. JD

      ... Air Force would go, "We don't acknowledge that." And now they're gonna acknowledge it.

    18. JR

      Right, you're probably right. There's probably something to that, that it's just about budgets and... But that's, I, I just, I wanna... I don't wanna be that cynical when it comes to something like that.

    19. JD

      Really? That cynical?

    20. JR

      Yeah. I wanna think that-

    21. JD

      Come on, that's not cynical, that's two plus two.

    22. JR

      No, it's... It is, you're right.

    23. JD

      Okay.

    24. JR

      But it, it's also cynical that the only reason why they're telling us this is because of budgets.

    25. JD

      Oh.

    26. JR

      It's both things.

    27. JD

      Yeah. Okay.

    28. JR

      I, I... It is two point- I mean, look, it's, uh, 100% is wh- how they do it. If they need some sort of justification for s- expanding their reach or expanding their budget, they come up with some threat.

  3. 3:176:21

    Impeachment vs. war funding: the $131B contradiction and MIC capture

    1. JD

      Well, listen to this, Joe. Uh, I, this is what I keep telling people and no one (laughs) seems to think this is a big deal. But, uh, you know, the Democrats and the mainstream news have spent the last three years telling everybody that Trump is a Manchurian candidate, he's a traitor to our country, he's w- and working under the behest of Vladimir Putin. And while they're impeaching him, they're voting to give him an extra $131 billion to go bomb anybody he wants. And if he's bombing at the behest of Vladimir Putin, why would you give him an extra $131 billion? Now, let me tell you how much $131 billion is, Joe.

    2. JR

      Please do.

    3. JD

      Uh, well, $20 billion went on homelessness.

    4. JR

      And homelessness?

    5. JD

      Yeah. To be-

    6. JR

      Is that real, though?

    7. JD

      That's, that's the, that's the figure.

    8. JR

      W- we could get to that in a moment, but I don't-

    9. JD

      But that's... Let's just, let's just say it's 20-

    10. JR

      Oh, let's just, okay.

    11. JD

      Let's just say it's $20 billion.

    12. JR

      Okay.

    13. JD

      A year, a year. Not just once.

    14. JR

      Right, right.

    15. JD

      But every year, you'd have to spend $20 billion.

    16. JR

      Right.

    17. JD

      Okay, guess what they're spending an extra $131 billion since Trump took office every year going forward on bombs. $131 billion. You could go-

    18. JR

      So if they just spent-

    19. JD

      Everybody could go to college.

    20. JR

      ... $110 billion, we'd have no homeless people.

    21. JD

      (laughs) Yes, if they took that money and put it towards it.

    22. JR

      Mm.

    23. JD

      That's a lo- So somebody told me the difference between a million and a billion, so... I read this, so the... I don't know, maybe you wanna fact check, make sure I'm not full of shit again. But, um, so like a million seconds would be like 11 days, but a billion seconds is like 33 years.

    24. JR

      Yeah, something like-

    25. JD

      Something like that.

    26. JR

      ... yeah.

    27. JD

      I'm not sure if they'll... But it's close.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. JD

      So that's, uh, $131 billion could do a lot of good things. You know, we could half our military budget and still, we'd still be spending more, more than any other country.

    30. JR

      Now, why do you think that they would do that? Why do you think, while they're impeaching him, they would also approve this incredible budget increase for military?

  4. 6:2116:10

    Is Trump on speed? Sudafed, “diet pills,” and public slurring clips

    1. JR

      Do you think he's on speed?

    2. JD

      And somebody ... Oh, well, so when he did that one video-

    3. JR

      With the drawer open?

    4. JD

      ... with the drawer open and-

    5. JR

      It was actually a photo. It was a photo when he was eating that taco bowl.

    6. JD

      Oh, right. That's it.

    7. JR

      Like, "I love Hispanics," remember that? It was after-

    8. JD

      (laughs)

    9. JR

      ... he said some rude shit about Mexicans. Jesus Christ.

    10. JD

      So he does this taco bowl thing, saying it, we ... "Trump Tower's the best taco bowls. I love Hispanics."

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. JD

      Yes. And the, the drawer was open and you saw-

    13. JR

      Yeah.

    14. JD

      ... he had that stuff from England or whatever, right?

    15. JR

      Yeah. Super-

    16. JD

      The Sudafed.

    17. JR

      Super powerful pseudo-ephedrine, which is essen- essentially a type of speed.

    18. JD

      Well, it's ... I, I like him on speed better than the other guy.

    19. JR

      (laughs)

    20. JD

      I like the speedy, speedy Trump. He's entertaining.

    21. JR

      Well, the ... Sometimes it wears off though, and you see him slurring his words-

    22. JD

      Oh.

    23. JR

      ... and it gets really weird.

    24. JD

      He, he doesn't even try to fi- finish words sometimes.

    25. JR

      He tried but he c- ... ah, blah.

    26. JD

      Ah, whatever.

    27. JR

      You could see him have a hard time with words sometimes.

    28. JD

      (coughs) What was the one word ... Him and George Bush both ... Oh, sovereignty, they both ... (laughs)

    29. JR

      Sovereignty.

    30. JD

      Sovereign, uh ... (laughs) It's-

  5. 16:1033:57

    Weed habits and withdrawal: night sweats, tolerance, and modern THC potency

    1. JD

      So let me ask you a question. When- when you ... When I would travel out of the country, I would always think that, oh, I get like a little cold, flu thing every time I travel out of the country. Like, I would get night sweats and I would kinda get headaches and I would feel a little fluey, you know?

    2. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JD

      And then, uh, I got this dental implant and so I didn't s- I- so I want ... You know, they say don't smoke or whatever, so I'm like gonna be extra good, I didn't smoke for a whole week. I felt like I felt when I go to Europe and I'm like-

    4. JR

      So you're saying you have a physical addiction?

    5. JD

      Yes! I was like, no way!

    6. JR

      Wow.

    7. JD

      Did you ... I mean, that's why I wanted to ask you, does that ever happen to you when you travel outside the country?

    8. JR

      No. No, but some people do have that apparently.

    9. JD

      Yes, like night sweats. It's the worst!

    10. JR

      Night sweats?

    11. JD

      You wake up and your- you know as- as soon as I take this cover off, it's gonna be freezing.

    12. JR

      Really?

    13. JD

      Yeah. So I gotta-

    14. JR

      So like-

    15. JD

      ... get up and change my t-sh- I sor- I sleep in a t-shirt and, uh, and jeans.

    16. JR

      I didn't know that.

    17. JD

      And, uh ... (laughs)

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. JD

      I like to be ready.

    20. JR

      And- and Timberlands.

    21. JD

      I wanna- I wanna go!

    22. JR

      Now, do you sleep befo- do you smoke before you go to bed? Is that your move?

    23. JD

      Of course.

    24. JR

      Okay. So it helps you sleep?

    25. JD

      Oh, yeah.

    26. JR

      Yeah. He-

    27. JD

      How about you?

    28. JR

      No.

    29. JD

      R- it doesn't help you sleep?

    30. JR

      No. No. No, when I smoke pot, I'm awake. I start thinking about shit I don't wanna go to sleep.

  6. 33:571:14:51

    Edibles gone wrong: Ari dosing Bert, ‘find the edible,’ and 11-hydroxy THC

    1. JD

      Do you still- do you used to ever take pot from fans? Are you afraid?

    2. JR

      No. Yes.

    3. JD

      Yeah, me too.

    4. JR

      Yes. Just- you're asking for it.

    5. JD

      You are, right? Some-

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. JD

      "Oh, I thought- I'd give you a little extra taste, I put some acid on there for you."

    8. JR

      Yeah.

    9. JD

      I don't need that, right?

    10. JR

      Look, my good friend, Ari Shaffir, dosed Bert Kreischer when they were doing a podcast together.

    11. JD

      So that's real?

    12. JR

      That's real.

    13. JD

      I thought that was a joke.

    14. JR

      No. He gave him molly, dropped it in his drink. (laughs)

    15. JD

      So was there hard feelings over that?

    16. JR

      Oh, yeah, there was a real problem with-

    17. JD

      I thought that was all a joke.

    18. JR

      No, there's no jokes with us. We don't do jokes.

    19. JD

      I mean, I just saw it on Twitter.

    20. JR

      Yeah, that's real. All that shit's real.

    21. JD

      No.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. JD

      So they're not pals?

    24. JR

      Oh, they're back.

    25. JD

      Oh, okay.

    26. JR

      The wife hates him still, though. Bert's wife's still very-

    27. JD

      I could-

    28. JR

      ... very upset.

    29. JD

      ... I- I would have a hard time with that.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

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