Joe Rogan Experience #1426 - Justin Martindale

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   I'm not supposed to…

   1. JMJustin Martindale0:00

      I'm not supposed to smoke in my building, so...

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      They don't let you smoke weed in your buil-

   3. JMJustin Martindale0:03

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      What kind of fucking arcade building-

   5. JMJustin Martindale0:04

      Because it's, because it's legal.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      Oh.

   7. JMJustin Martindale0:07

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      That makes sense.

   9. JMJustin Martindale0:08

      (laughs) We can't, we can't do things that are legal anymore.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:10

       But you can smoke cigarettes in your building, right?

   11. JMJustin Martindale0:12

       No. No, no, no.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:13

       No?

   13. JMJustin Martindale0:13

       No.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:13

       Oh, you have a smoke-free building?

   15. JMJustin Martindale0:15

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:15

       Health-conscious.

   17. JMJustin Martindale0:16

       Mm-hmm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:16

       Ah. Well, I get that kind of if, if you say no cigarettes, you kinda have to say no weed, too.

   19. JMJustin Martindale0:23

       But cigarette smoke stays...

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       Yeah.

   21. JMJustin Martindale0:26

       Like, that gets in the walls and in the fabrics and all that stuff.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Mm.

   23. JMJustin Martindale0:30

       Like, the weed just kinda...

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       For us.

   25. JMJustin Martindale0:33

       Right.

   26. NANarrator0:33

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       But I think other people that don't smoke weed, they smell it. They're like, "Ew."

   28. JMJustin Martindale0:36

       Yeah, and those people need to get outta California.

   29. NANarrator0:39

       (laughs)

   30. JMJustin Martindale0:40

       I mean, you s- you smell it everywhere you go now.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   (laughs) …

   1. NANarrator15:01

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      (laughs)

   3. JMJustin Martindale15:01

      Yeah. Her name's Denise.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      (laughs) Lesbian friends are good.

   5. JMJustin Martindale15:04

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      The ones with those, uh, Patagonia vests?

   7. JMJustin Martindale15:06

      Oh, yeah. Every carabiner.

   8. NANarrator15:08

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      Yeah. (laughs)

   10. JMJustin Martindale15:08

       She, I mean, she, she's on survival mode 24/7.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:11

       Carabiners.

   12. JMJustin Martindale15:11

       She's got... We have earthquake drills every day. Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:14

       Really?

   14. JMJustin Martindale15:14

       Not really. (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:15

       Does she stay in your building? Is she in-

   16. JMJustin Martindale15:16

       She's in the building, yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:17

       Oh, okay.

   18. JMJustin Martindale15:18

       Yeah, she's my alpha.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:19

       Does she keep food?

   20. JMJustin Martindale15:20

       Oh, yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:21

       Really?

   22. JMJustin Martindale15:21

       Canned preserves.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       Oh, okay.

   24. JMJustin Martindale15:22

       Yeah. Storage.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:24

       You know you're going deep when you have that fucking preacher food. You know that stuff like that Jim, Jim Bakker was selling?

   26. JMJustin Martindale15:29

       Oh, God. (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       D- did you ever see that?

   28. JMJustin Martindale15:30

       Uh, it makes sense.

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       (laughs)

   30. JMJustin Martindale15:32

       But it was just... Was it just like... It's almost like spam but can live for-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      should treat each other as if, you know, th- these are our brothers and sisters, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, don't steal, don't murder, all that stuff, we can keep together and live in peace.

   2. JMJustin Martindale30:10

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      And then people got ahold of it. They got their-

   4. JMJustin Martindale30:12

      Exactly.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      ... their greasy little mitts on it.

   6. JMJustin Martindale30:13

      Mm-hmm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:14

      I think the shellfish and the cloven hoof shit, like with pork, like that, that, uh, is in, um... Is that in the Torah or the...

   8. JMJustin Martindale30:22

      What a great word, cloven hoof.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:25

      Yeah.

   10. JMJustin Martindale30:25

       I love that.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       Well, you're not sup- a cl- an animal with a cloven hoof that eats its cud.

   12. JMJustin Martindale30:30

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       Like pork, you're not supposed to eat pork, but that's probably because they had trichinosis.

   14. JMJustin Martindale30:34

       Mm-hmm. But this woman sows, she's a witch. (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       Yeah. And what the fuck happened with Noah? How did Noah... Like, what was he doing up there? He was doing drugs.

   16. JMJustin Martindale30:43

       In the Ark?

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:44

       No. I mean, for sure.

   18. JMJustin Martindale30:45

       He was doing drugs? (laughs) Is that what you said?

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       Yeah, they were all doing drugs.

   20. JMJustin Martindale30:48

       Two of every kind.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       Moses, Moses was doing drugs. Yeah.They were all doing drugs, I guarantee you. I gu- I think that's probably the root of most of these religious experiences. Those guys found mushrooms, they were tripping balls, they came back with some really-

   22. JMJustin Martindale31:00

       Good stories.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:00

       ... loosely put together, uh, commandment that they got from God.

   24. JMJustin Martindale31:04

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:04

       Like Moses when he came down from the mountain. In Jerusalem, the Jerusalem scholars now believe that the burning bush that talked to God-

   26. JMJustin Martindale31:11

       Oh, God.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       ... or talked to Moses-

   28. JMJustin Martindale31:12

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:12

       ... was the acacia tree, which is a tree that's rich in DMT. So they believe this thing of a burning bush was actually them smoking this plant and having these psychedelic experiences.

   30. JMJustin Martindale31:23

       And talking to it.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Well, didn't... wasn't like,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      a wine cave? What does that mean?

   2. JMJustin Martindale45:01

      Well, didn't... wasn't like, Elizabeth Warren said something, like he had this fundraiser at a wine cave? Like, yeah, it was all these like rich billionaires, and it was like a, a, a, a cave.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      Well-

   4. JMJustin Martindale45:11

      What is it called? A wine cellar, but it happened to be a cave, somewhere out here in California.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      They're just trying really hard to keep it from being Bernie. Really hard.

   6. JMJustin Martindale45:18

      Oh, yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:19

      They don't want Bernie Sanders.

   8. JMJustin Martindale45:21

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:21

      If he get, if he gets in there... Apparently, you know, he was an Independent for so long, and he doesn't wanna play ball, and he doesn't accept any money, doesn't ac- accept any money from any-

   10. JMJustin Martindale45:29

       He's just like a cool grandpa.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       Yeah.

   12. JMJustin Martindale45:31

       I think he's... I mean, shit, I, I love Bernie. You know why? 'Cause he... Like, you could say, "Oh, happy Martin Luther King Day." That's... But then you look at an old picture of him, and he's marching next to Martin Luther King-

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       Yes. Right.

   14. JMJustin Martindale45:43

       ... for civil rights.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:44

       Yeah.

   16. JMJustin Martindale45:44

       That's amazing. You can't be like, "No." Like, where were you?

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       Right.

   18. JMJustin Martindale45:49

       You know? It's like, I, I just... I don't know. I, I have hope. I have hope for somebody just to-

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:55

       I have hope for him socially.

   20. JMJustin Martindale45:56

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       I like, I like what he stands for socially.

   22. JMJustin Martindale45:59

       But then you look at-

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:00

       I don't know if economically it's feasible.

   24. JMJustin Martindale46:02

       I-

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       'Cause I don't, I don't understand economics. Like when, when people start talking about... (sighs) He th- when, when he was on here, he was describing that if they just took a very small amount of money from every transaction that they do, like less than one cent.

   26. JMJustin Martindale46:17

       Mm-hmm.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:17

       From every transaction that Wall Street does, that it would add up to more than enough money to pay for healthcare and a lot of other things.

   28. JMJustin Martindale46:24

       Schools.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:25

       He was explaining it all. And he was explaining it like very calmly, and it didn't seem like he was bullshitting also.

   30. JMJustin Martindale46:29

       Yeah. I don't think he is a bullshitter.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:05:16

   One too many auditions.…

   1. JMJustin Martindale1:00:00

      to be 22, 23 years old. And I was like, "What happened? Where are your parents? Where-"

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      One too many auditions. Blew a fuse.

   3. JMJustin Martindale1:00:08

      Yeah, just snapped. "If I hear no one more time!"

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      Yeah.

   5. JMJustin Martindale1:00:13

      "No!" I know, I mean-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

      CAA dropped him, and he's just out there ranting and raving.

   7. JMJustin Martindale1:00:17

      CAA dropped him. (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

      (laughs)

   9. JMJustin Martindale1:00:18

      "I'll show you, Hollywood Reporter!"

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

       You motherfuckers.

   11. JMJustin Martindale1:00:21

       God.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

       There are people, though, that you meet in this town, when you meet them early in their journey-

   13. JMJustin Martindale1:00:26

       Mm-hmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

       ... and they still have hope. Like, "It's not worked out yet, but it's gonna. I'm gonna make it." And then you run into ... And comics, you see.

   15. JMJustin Martindale1:00:34

       Yeah, oh, I mean, that's the thing I think I'm, it's so relatable in our field-

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       Yeah.

   17. JMJustin Martindale1:00:37

       ... as well 'cause you-

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       Yeah.

   19. JMJustin Martindale1:00:38

       ... you know those people.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       Yeah, we do know those people.

   21. JMJustin Martindale1:00:40

       I've al- I wanna say, I almost was one of those people.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:43

       Were you?

   23. JMJustin Martindale1:00:44

       Oh, yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       When?

   25. JMJustin Martindale1:00:45

       What time? I mean-

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:47

       Give me a time where it w- like ...

   27. JMJustin Martindale1:00:49

       2002 and then 2005.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

       Really?

   29. JMJustin Martindale1:00:55

       And then two thous- Yeah, I mean, there were several-

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:57

       Well, I didn't meet you until when? 2007-ish?

Episode duration: 2:10:18