Joe Rogan Experience #1448 - Joey Diaz

1. 0:00 – 2:20

   Intro

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (inhales) And we're live, Joey Diaz.

   2. JDJoey Diaz0:06

      My brother.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      How you feeling?

   4. JDJoey Diaz0:08

      Like a new fucking man, rested.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:10

      You look g- I know, rested, right?

   6. JDJoey Diaz0:11

      Rested, very rested. I looked at it, at this as a reset button. (smacks lips) As soon as I came back from Vegas, I knew what time it was, February 29th. It was at 50% capacity. (coughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:25

      Yeah, we were there a week later. We were there, uh, when Tommy was at the, uh, Mirage. And UFC had, uh, their, um, their Vegas, uh, the Las Vegas card. It was, it was a ghost town. It was half, not even half full. I mean, that, a week after you, you were at 50% capacity? It was probably dropping less than that.

   8. JDJoey Diaz0:42

      30, it was at 30 and-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:43

      But the UFC was packed.

   10. JDJoey Diaz0:45

       It was packed.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       Yeah.

   12. JDJoey Diaz0:46

       Packed. And then I came to The Comedy Store March 2nd, and that's when I could smell it in the fucking air. (sniffs) When I went into the green room, bro, and I saw all those people in the green room, I basically had a fucking-

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       Panick attack?

   14. JDJoey Diaz1:00

       ... panic attack. Yeah, and I went right to the door, there's a street door-

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:03

       Yeah.

   16. JDJoey Diaz1:03

       ... in the back, the Eddie Murphy door. If he comes back, that's what we'll call it, the Eddie Murphy door.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:07

       (laughs)

   18. JDJoey Diaz1:08

       'Cause how else is he gonna get in and out of that? There's no other way.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       Yeah, they're gonna have to have guards to get him in.

   20. JDJoey Diaz1:12

       So, uh, I went to the Eddie Murphy door and I stayed there. And you could just see people in the audience like nothing was going on. And I just got, I just got shat- like I was shattered. By Saturday, and remember, I was supposed to be in New York for St. Paddy's Day, and the Monday before, I was supposed to be in New York the 16th and 17th, with a show at Nyack on the 12th. And I saw it happening. I get, went to a doctor for a shot on my knee to get the gel for the arthritis, and he said that, "You might have a weird reaction to it." And sure enough, Tuesday, I went to boxing class and the guy goes, "Dog, your leg is bruised." So I had a little bruising on my leg. And I got home and that night on the news that it hit New Rochelle. And I go, "Wait a second, New Rochelle and Nyack, they're like fucking neighbors." You know, my memory might not serve me right but, in my mind that's all close to this.

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:06

       Pretty close, yeah.

   22. JDJoey Diaz2:06

       It's all pretty on top of everything. So I sent a letter to the prod- uh, picture of my knee to the producers and I said, "I'm not coming in." 'Cause they wanted me to come in Thursday for wardrobe, and then I was just gonna sit in my hotel room for two days. You know, go to Jersey and eat

2. 2:20 – 6:15

   New York City

   1. JDJoey Diaz2:20

      and shit like that, so the show-

   2. JRJoe Rogan2:20

      So even during all this, they were still planning on filming. And this is for the Sopranos movie?

   3. JDJoey Diaz2:24

      Mm-hmm. So we were gonna do a couple shoots, reshoots. No, not reshoots, an ex- extra scenes.

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:31

      Right.

   5. JDJoey Diaz2:31

      So that Tuesday when I got home, New Rochelle had busted, I sent them a picture of my knee and said, "I'm not getting on a plane till Friday. (smacks lips) I want the swelling to go down." But it doesn't take a fucking... And I got a GED. And when I was in New York City in May, I went by the Garden to eat lunch. I wanted to get out of my hotel room and I went to the Garden. On the side, you could sit there at 12:00 and they have everything. Steak sandwiches, whatever you want. Pretty fucking good too.

   6. JRJoe Rogan2:57

      Trucks?

   7. JDJoey Diaz2:58

      Uh, no. They have a building that has foods inside.

   8. JRJoe Rogan3:01

      Oh, okay.

   9. JDJoey Diaz3:01

      And they have some trucks and you can sit outside, fucking beautiful. But while I was sitting there, it was a Tuesday, I was off from shooting. And I remember calling my wife and specifically saying, "I like it here and everything." (smacks lips) But if Godzilla comes out of the Hudson River-

   10. JRJoe Rogan3:17

       (laughs)

   11. JDJoey Diaz3:18

       ... where are all these people gonna go?"

   12. JRJoe Rogan3:20

       Yeah.

   13. JDJoey Diaz3:20

       If you sit in New York City in Manhattan, like on the 50s, and just sit there at a cafe, you could estimate, I mean, like, it's like maybe 10,000 for every 10 minutes that you sit there, people that walk by you. We don't have that foot traffic in LA, like there is in New York. There's a little bit of foot traffic downtown, but Sunset Strip, that ship sailed. You don't see people walking around the Sunset Strip, Hollywood Boulevard. But not to the dense popu- you know?

   14. JRJoe Rogan3:51

       No, not- there's nothing.

   15. JDJoey Diaz3:52

       Not, not to the numbers of New York. So it was a no fucking brain, this is a GED here. This is s- me sitting there going, "This is gonna happen." I just kept c- cutting it down. And my biggest fear was going to the East Coast and getting stuck.

   16. JRJoe Rogan4:07

       (sighs) It could happen.

   17. JDJoey Diaz4:10

       I would've had to buy a truck, a Cadillac, and drove back. I was already prepared. Like, I was like, "I'm gonna buy a truck and drive back."

   18. JRJoe Rogan4:16

       Do you think you could do that drive? That's a long ass fucking drive.

   19. JDJoey Diaz4:18

       I could do that, I've done that drive 20 times.

   20. JRJoe Rogan4:20

       What is it, five days?

   21. JDJoey Diaz4:21

       Five days, four days. There's a l-

   22. JRJoe Rogan4:24

       For what, four days you gotta do like what, 16 hours a day?

   23. JDJoey Diaz4:27

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan4:28

       (whistles) It's hard to stay awake.

   25. JDJoey Diaz4:30

       I did Colorado and New Jersey like the back of my hand.

   26. JRJoe Rogan4:34

       How far is that?

   27. JDJoey Diaz4:34

       In the early '80s, three.

   28. JRJoe Rogan4:36

       What is it from here to Colorado, like here to Denver?

   29. JDJoey Diaz4:38

       I think 16.

   30. JRJoe Rogan4:39

       16? Here to Utah, Salt Lake is 10?
3. 6:15 – 7:34

   Palm Springs

   1. JDJoey Diaz6:15

      Palm Springs.

   2. JRJoe Rogan6:15

      Well, once they canceled SXSW, I was like, "Ooh." I was like, "Whoa, this is crazy." And the store was planning on keeping the OR open and, uh, they canceled my show in the main room and they asked- offered me a spot in the OR. I was like, "I don't think we should be doing shows. Like, this just doesn't seem like... This seems like it's getting real." It's like, b- because if you make a mistake and there's a 14-day period where all these people can get infected, who the fuck knows who gets infected during those 14 days? It's... So, 'cause we didn't know what it was yet. And still we don't know what it-

   3. JDJoey Diaz6:48

      We don't know what it is.

   4. JRJoe Rogan6:48

      It's still strange-

   5. JDJoey Diaz6:49

      So very strange.

   6. JRJoe Rogan6:50

      ... because so many pe- Idris Elba apparently is asymptomatic. He's not showing any symptoms and he has asthma. And, uh, I was reading something, find out if this is true, that somewhere in the neighborhood of 60% of the people are asymptomatic. And I wonder if that means they never show symptoms or I wonder if that means they, they, they're asymptomatic for a certain period of time, so 60% of the people infected are asymptomatic, but a certain percentage of those people ultimately get the cold or get the, y- get the cough and all the, uh, the terrible symptoms. The fever.

   7. JDJoey Diaz7:27

      'Cause you really a- listen. You know a lot of people and I know a lot of people and nobody's called me yet.

4. 7:34 – 10:05

   Coronavirus

   1. JDJoey Diaz7:34

   2. JRJoe Rogan7:34

      That has it? I have. Michael Yo. Michael Yo was almost dead. Michael Yo went to New York City, he did Gotham, he came back, he got real sick. He got-

   3. JDJoey Diaz7:42

      No!

   4. JRJoe Rogan7:43

      Yes, yes, yes. He got pneumonia and the COVID-19 at the same time. So he got coronavirus and pneumonia. And he said now, now six days ago, I talked to him two days ago, he said for four days before that he thought he was gonna die. He said, "I couldn't breathe." Pneumonia and this coronavirus... I think, I think this motherfucker wouldn't... It, it, it, like, plays with you. If you don't have it, if you don't get it, you, you can kind of like, "Oh. Oh, well this is no big deal." But if you do get it, it fucking grabs you. Like, Jamie knows a girl who's 21 who lost her sense of smell and taste. And it just, it wrecks people. We were, we were, uh, Googling a story about this Olympic swimmer from South Africa, 31, stud athlete, Olympic swimmer. He said this virus fucked him up. He said it was the worst thing he's ever experienced. So it's weird. It's like it pl- it, it, it almost, like, plays with our mind. Like, it makes some people seem like they're immune and some people are fine, and maybe it's you. Take a chance. Go outside. Take a chance. Go to a restaurant. Take a chance. Go to the beach. Let's go to the beach. What's the worst thing that can happen?

   5. JDJoey Diaz8:52

      Fuck it. Eat a kracko's asshole.

   6. JRJoe Rogan8:54

      And then-

   7. JDJoey Diaz8:54

      Go deep. Fuck it.

   8. JRJoe Rogan8:55

      And then boom, a bunch of people in your family get it, and then boom, your grandma dies.

   9. JDJoey Diaz8:59

      Look at Italy. Do you know what happened in Italy? Look at Italy.

   10. JRJoe Rogan9:02

       They just went out.

   11. JDJoey Diaz9:03

       They all lived together.

   12. JRJoe Rogan9:04

       Yep. Yep, yep. Yep.

   13. JDJoey Diaz9:06

       They all lived together and they hang together. Nothing wrong with that. That's how people are where I came from.

   14. JRJoe Rogan9:10

       They're supposed to be like that.

   15. JDJoey Diaz9:11

       There's a basement. Your-

   16. JRJoe Rogan9:12

       Yeah.

   17. JDJoey Diaz9:12

       ... grandmother and grandfather live in the basement.

   18. JRJoe Rogan9:14

       Yeah.

   19. JDJoey Diaz9:14

       Your parents live on the second floor and you live on the third floor.

   20. JRJoe Rogan9:17

       Yeah.

   21. JDJoey Diaz9:17

       Boom. We hang out together. The Fusco family, God b- bless them, from Freehold, New Jersey had lost four people at th- from a family reunion. They went to like a...

   22. JRJoe Rogan9:26

       Oh, yeah. I saw that. Yeah.

   23. JDJoey Diaz9:27

       And I saw that one.

   24. JRJoe Rogan9:28

       Mm-hmm.

   25. JDJoey Diaz9:28

       I saw the one that the guy had the 39th bir- the 40th birthday party and they all got on planes afterward and went off to different parts of the country. And 50 people invested-

   26. JRJoe Rogan9:36

       The family from New Jersey was not very old either.

   27. JDJoey Diaz9:38

       No.

   28. JRJoe Rogan9:39

       The, the youngest one that died I think was 55. I think it's somewhere in that range. It's, um...

   29. JDJoey Diaz9:44

       Am, am I doing, do I have the mask on? Am I jumping up and down at Ralph's buying groceries? No. Am I going, I stopped, you know, I went to one boxing class after that thing-

   30. JRJoe Rogan9:54

       Yeah.
5. 10:05 – 12:57

   Workouts

   1. JDJoey Diaz10:05

      so.

   2. JRJoe Rogan10:05

      Yeah. If you're a person and you wanna work out, there's so many YouTube videos of just body weight workouts. You can get a fucking amazing workout with nothing. You don't need any equipment. You just do burpees and push-ups and body weight squats and lunges. There's plenty of working out to do, folks, and it's free. It's a beautiful thing about YouTube. There's so many really good, uh, fitness instructors that just put their stuff out there for free because they want people to follow them. And, you know, you can get a ton of great body weight workouts. You don't need nothing. And if you need weights, folks, you could pick shit up around your house and you could do a, a great workout with. I'm sure you got a can of paint somewhere that probably weighs 15 pounds. You know, people have things laying around.

   3. JDJoey Diaz10:43

      Oh, you know what I started doing?

   4. JRJoe Rogan10:44

      What?

   5. JDJoey Diaz10:45

      'Cause it was fucking with me. Meditate.

   6. JRJoe Rogan10:47

      Mm.

   7. JDJoey Diaz10:48

      I had to go back to meditating.

   8. JRJoe Rogan10:50

      What do?

   9. JDJoey Diaz10:51

      I had to go back.

   10. JRJoe Rogan10:51

       What kind of meditating are you doing?

   11. JDJoey Diaz10:52

       So what I do is I hit the bag, like a boy. I broke my workout 'cause now you can't do that long workout now. 'Cause what are you gonna do for the other day, for the restoration day, the recovery day?

   12. JRJoe Rogan11:02

       Right.

   13. JDJoey Diaz11:02

       So there's no recovery in my world.

   14. JRJoe Rogan11:04

       Just easy workouts every day?

   15. JDJoey Diaz11:06

       Every day. 15 minutes.

   16. JRJoe Rogan11:06

       Yeah. Nice.

   17. JDJoey Diaz11:07

       Hitting the bag. Hitting the bag is very essential during these times.

   18. JRJoe Rogan11:11

       Yes.

   19. JDJoey Diaz11:11

       Hitting the bag is very essential. Get the yayas out, get punching-

   20. JRJoe Rogan11:14

       Get the yayas out. (laughs)

   21. JDJoey Diaz11:15

       ... get punching. You look at anything, benefits over 40 for boxing, benefits over 50, the number one benefit is stress.

   22. JRJoe Rogan11:22

       Mm-hmm.

   23. JDJoey Diaz11:23

       You know? For a couple days there, dog, I was getting scared.

   24. JRJoe Rogan11:26

       Yeah.

   25. JDJoey Diaz11:27

       I, I wasn't, I'm not scared of it, but I respect it. There's a big difference. I respect what's going on. Something's going on. I'm not a fucking scientist.

   26. JRJoe Rogan11:35

       Have you ever been here in an earthquake?

   27. JDJoey Diaz11:37

       Yes.

   28. JRJoe Rogan11:37

       It's, for me, it's the same feeling, but, but more magnified. It's like, "Okay, this is all right. But what is it like if it gets worse?"

   29. JDJoey Diaz11:46

       Right.

   30. JRJoe Rogan11:46

       It's the same feeling.
6. 12:57 – 15:15

   Virus

   1. JRJoe Rogan12:57

      never know. There's no way anybody could d- dial it into one person, where you got it from. That's the s- the weird thing, is we're constantly interacting with people and touching surfaces, and according to this, uh, these cruise liners, um, that they're testing where these people were sick, even people who are asymptomatic, it shows the virus stays on surfaces for as much as 17 days. That's a new discovery. They thought it was three days before that. Now, they're realizing even in asymptomatic people, people that don't... (laughs) He's got the spray.

   2. JDJoey Diaz13:27

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan13:27

      These, it's weird. It's a fucking weird virus, man. It's real weird. Real weird. Um, my friend, Dr. Peter Attia, was saying that most people 55 and under, they seem to just get a cold. I mean, it's a day, they're fine. They, they feel like shit for a while, but they get over it. He said, but then there's this 28-year-old fitness instructor that one of his friends is treating, who's a doctor, and this, this guy's on a ventilator. He's a fitness instructor. And they're like, there could be, uh, genetic conditions, uh, predispositions, and then there also, it might be vaping. They're thinking that vaping might have something to do with, uh, damaging some people's lungs. You know, or cigarette smoking. Cigarette smoking's a bad one, and they think that that might have trin- contributed to a lot of deaths in Italy and in China.

   4. JDJoey Diaz14:14

      They smoke over their deaths.

   5. JRJoe Rogan14:15

      Yep, in China and in Italy. They smoke-

   6. JDJoey Diaz14:17

      They out, they out-smoke us, and they have less cancer in China.

   7. JRJoe Rogan14:21

      They... How?

   8. JDJoey Diaz14:21

      Did you hear that?

   9. JRJoe Rogan14:22

      See, the thing is, are, are we sure they have less cancer?

   10. JDJoey Diaz14:25

       Yes.

   11. JRJoe Rogan14:25

       Like, when they say they have deaths, like, how many deaths they have out of China, psh, would you believe those numbers? I don't trust a fucking word of it. They're trying to say that this is an American disease. That's what the, the Chinese people are ... that there's some propaganda network from China that's, I don't know, it's connected to the government or what, or maybe it's people just fucking around. Maybe it's people trying to be funny. But they're putting out that this is a, uh, uh, a man-made disease that was spread in China by the United States government. So who the fuck are you trusting? Uh, I'm not trusting ... I trust Italy when it comes to the numbers 'cause I think they're being pretty honest about what a disaster it is. But China's trying to make it seem like everything's bouncing back now. I don't buy it.

   12. JDJoey Diaz15:06

       They opened up the movie theaters.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:08

       In China?

   14. JDJoey Diaz15:08

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:08

       Ugh. (laughs) Imagine going to the fucking movies.

   16. JDJoey Diaz15:11

       Like, one person went to one movie theater, yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:12

       Watching a nightmare movie. Oh my God.

7. 15:15 – 24:35

   Earthquake

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:15

      Watch a horror movie where you're in this fucking theater just wondering if everything you touch is eventually gonna kill you. Fuck. Apparently, um, they were saying also that it has something to do with blood type and they don't know why, but a lot of the fatalities were blood type A, seemed to be vulnerable, or maybe it's just a coincidence. They, they, they don't have enough data yet, you know? Especially here, like, reliable data that we can trust here in America. They don't have enough yet. (sighs) So when I, uh, when I think about it, what gets me is that same feeling like an earthquake. Like, once an earthquake hits, you're like, "Oh. All right. Well, we're okay right now. But now we know that this can happen." Like, the first one I ever experienced, I was a first year here. I had an apartment in North Hollywood, and it wasn't ... It was a thin place, like, you could hear the next door neighbor. She would get phone calls. I would hear her answering machine go off 'cause this is the '90s, and I would hear the person talking on her answering machine. I could hear every conversation she heard, she had, like it was through a towel. Like, that's how thin it was. It was a shitty apartment. But when the earthquake hit, the apartment just went like this. And I remember thinking, this is like when you're a kid and you're playing in a refrigerator box. Remember those refrigerator boxes? We would get them on the street.

   2. JDJoey Diaz16:30

      Oh my God, yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan16:30

      And we would all climb in them and fuck around, but they were, they were flimsy. I'm like, this house felt like a refrigerator box. It just started moving like this. And it wasn't even a big earthquake. It was, like, a 5-something, like a 5.5 or something like that. It wasn't a huge one. They said it was an aftershock from Northridge. It just started doing this. It was moving back and forth, and I was like, "Whoa." I didn't think it was gonna be like that. I thought the ground would shake. I thought it'd be like, like, you feel your feet moving.

   4. JDJoey Diaz16:57

      Fucking weird.

   5. JRJoe Rogan16:57

      It's not. Everything just goes left and right. Everything just shifts. Like, the, the ground is made out of, like, it's sand or something. Like, instantly, it just becomes pliable. It's weird.

   6. JDJoey Diaz17:08

      I saw the cat drinking water, and all of a sudden I saw the cat in the air-

   7. JRJoe Rogan17:14

      (laughs)

   8. JDJoey Diaz17:14

      ... and the bowl in the air. That's how much of a dip it made.

   9. JRJoe Rogan17:18

      Jesus.

   10. JDJoey Diaz17:18

       I, I heard it, looked. Like, you know how you're on the computer and something, and you l-

   11. JRJoe Rogan17:23

       Yeah.

   12. JDJoey Diaz17:23

       And I looked, and I saw the cat drinking water. And all of a sudden I saw the cat in the air, and when he landed, he took off. And they're supposed to feel something before the earthquake.

   13. JRJoe Rogan17:32

       I think dogs do better than cats.

   14. JDJoey Diaz17:34

       Yeah. Somebody feels some-

   15. JRJoe Rogan17:34

       I think those indoor cats, those indoor cats are done. They're done. (laughs)

   16. JDJoey Diaz17:38

       They're done. Once you bring them indoor, a mouse runs by them, they're like, "I'm done." That, that... But I don't think so-

   17. JRJoe Rogan17:44

       (laughs)

   18. JDJoey Diaz17:44

       ... 'cause my cats are alive and kicking at midnight.

   19. JRJoe Rogan17:46

       They'll, no, they still have fun.

   20. JDJoey Diaz17:47

       They get, they live, they're like Judas Priests.

   21. JRJoe Rogan17:48

       How many do you have now?

   22. JDJoey Diaz17:50

       Three.

   23. JRJoe Rogan17:50

       You only have three? That's crazy. You were up to 11 at one point.

   24. JDJoey Diaz17:54

       Nine, 10.

   25. JRJoe Rogan17:55

       You had nine or ... I think you had 11.

   26. JDJoey Diaz17:57

       I-

   27. JRJoe Rogan17:57

       You probably forgot. (laughs)

   28. JDJoey Diaz17:58

       I had so many of them outside, I was feeding. I had so many of them.

   29. JRJoe Rogan18:03

       Oh, that's right, you had a bunch of feral ones that lived in the yard, too.

   30. JDJoey Diaz18:05

       Yeah.
8. 24:35 – 29:20

   Laugh Factory

   1. JRJoe Rogan24:35

      some sort of a fund to... I hope they do it quickly. And we're all gonna be able to donate in their... I think they wanna have some stream shows too, but, pshh, I don't think that's the way to do it. I mean, um, if, if they do do it and they... You have a bunch of people, almost like podcast style, maybe that, maybe that would work and have like a telethon, raise money for the staff.

   2. JDJoey Diaz24:52

      Well, I'll tell you what. I thought about the stream thing.

   3. JRJoe Rogan24:55

      Yeah.

   4. JDJoey Diaz24:55

      I, I like doing the stream thing. But-

   5. JRJoe Rogan24:57

      But a podcast, not stand up.

   6. JDJoey Diaz24:59

      ... I thought, but then I saw This Week with John whatever on HBO, the little English thing.

   7. JRJoe Rogan25:04

      John Oliver?

   8. JDJoey Diaz25:05

      John Oliver, and last week he didn't have an audience.

   9. JRJoe Rogan25:09

      Not good?

   10. JDJoey Diaz25:09

       No bueno.

   11. JRJoe Rogan25:10

       Well, when no one's laughing at your monologue-

   12. JDJoey Diaz25:12

       Yeah. You need that energy.

   13. JRJoe Rogan25:13

       Yeah. They were doing live shows from The Laugh Factory yesterday. Was it yesterday? And it was, uh, no audience. And, uh, I was watching Jay Mohr on stage for a couple minutes before I had a panic attack and I had to shut it off. (laughs)

   14. JDJoey Diaz25:23

       No. It's just no good. It's just no good.

   15. JRJoe Rogan25:25

       It's, it's strained.

   16. JDJoey Diaz25:26

       It really doesn't work.

   17. JRJoe Rogan25:27

       (coughs)

   18. JDJoey Diaz25:27

       It doesn't work.

   19. JRJoe Rogan25:28

       No.

   20. JDJoey Diaz25:28

       I wanted it to work.

   21. JRJoe Rogan25:29

       It's weird.

   22. JDJoey Diaz25:29

       And I thought that I could do it for people just to break the monotony.

   23. JRJoe Rogan25:33

       Mm-mm.

   24. JDJoey Diaz25:34

       You know what, man?

   25. JRJoe Rogan25:34

       It's like watching someone with-

   26. JDJoey Diaz25:35

       Yeah. No.

   27. JRJoe Rogan25:36

       ... no voice sing in the shower.

   28. JDJoey Diaz25:37

       Yeah. No, no, no, no. Leave me the fuck alone.

   29. JRJoe Rogan25:39

       It's just- (laughs)

   30. JDJoey Diaz25:40

       I said-
9. 29:20 – 33:40

   We are soft

   1. JRJoe Rogan29:20

      That's the big one. And especially we're soft right here, because we don't have to deal with weather. Right here, we don't have to deal with nothing. You go outside every day, you can sleep outside.

   2. JDJoey Diaz29:28

      It's beautiful. Gotta be alive. Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan29:28

      It's a great place to be homeless. All you need is a sleeping bag. Get under an overpass if it does rain, it only rains 10 days a year, you'll be fine. You know, this is, uh, this is a great place because of that. But because of that also, w- we're not humbled enough. You know? The places where people get humbled are the places where people have to deal with direct nature, snowy places, real cold places. Like, uh, if you go to any place that's near an ocean, that's a little slap in the face. Like, "Wake up, bitch. Take a look at that. You ain't shit." Mountains are another one, same thing. Like, you could die up there, stupid. There's bears up there, there's mountain lions up there. There're fucking killing deer with their face. They don't, you don't think they'll fuck you up too? Go, go hike. Go hike and get lost, hippie. You know? Like, it's a wake-up call, those places. And I think this is a wake-up call for the whole country, the whole world. It's a wake-up call. We're vulnerable. And it's also a wake-up call... I mean, I can't say this to enough people, take care of your health, please. It is the one defense for this that seems to be agreed upon by almost everyone, is that if you have a strong immune system, you have a better chance to get through any sickness. And you can do something to strengthen your immune system. Your immune system is something you can work on.You know, you could work on it by cleaning up your diet. You could work on it with regular exercise. You could work on it with regular sleep. All those things have a real big impact on your immune system. Also, vitamins. Supplement with vitamins, eat a healthy diet, get some exercise and if you can, get in a fucking sauna every day. Tremendous for your body producing heat shock proteins, for your body reducing inflammation, alleviating stress. It's great for your cardiovascular system. It's just great for you. There's a bunch of different things you can do. You can, you, you can use this as like, "Okay, I'm alive, and now this is a wake-up call. I'm so glad this didn't happen to me, I didn't get wrecked by this. I'm gonna get my life in order." And it can be done. It's something th- that everyone can do and this is the time to do it. This is a good time to do it. If you're surviving and you're getting through this, this is a good time to get your health in line.

   4. JDJoey Diaz31:27

      What you don't know, a lot of people don't know about me, is I was a sickly kid.

   5. JRJoe Rogan31:31

      Really?

   6. JDJoey Diaz31:32

      Really bad.

   7. JRJoe Rogan31:32

      I would never have, I never believed that.

   8. JDJoey Diaz31:34

      From the age of four to six because of my dad dying and my mind going somewhere-

   9. JRJoe Rogan31:40

      Hmm.

   10. JDJoey Diaz31:41

       ... my immune system fell apart and it was respiratory. I always got colds, always shots, you know, vaccines.

   11. JRJoe Rogan31:51

       Hmm.

   12. JDJoey Diaz31:51

       I knew the people by first name at the hospital, at Roosevelt Hospital in New York. I mean, it was real with me. When I was sick, something t- ... And I also have asthma.

   13. JRJoe Rogan32:00

       Did you really?

   14. JDJoey Diaz32:01

       Which went, which went untreated, like I just said.

   15. JRJoe Rogan32:03

       You have asthma still?

   16. JDJoey Diaz32:04

       Like, my mother said, "It's for faggots."

   17. JRJoe Rogan32:06

       (laughs)

   18. JDJoey Diaz32:07

       "Don't worry about it. You don't need to take-"

   19. JRJoe Rogan32:08

       You have asthma right now?

   20. JDJoey Diaz32:10

       I- I outgrew it. My daughter has it, though.

   21. JRJoe Rogan32:12

       Really?

   22. JDJoey Diaz32:13

       She has it, and now I see it in her and I go-

   23. JRJoe Rogan32:15

       Does she have an inhaler?

   24. JDJoey Diaz32:16

       Yeah, she got a little inhaler ..........................

   25. JRJoe Rogan32:17

       And you don't use an inhaler at all anymore?

   26. JDJoey Diaz32:19

       No, since-

   27. JRJoe Rogan32:20

       Did you ever?

   28. JDJoey Diaz32:21

       Uh, for like a week, and then my mother goes, "Get, get rid of that."

   29. JRJoe Rogan32:25

       (laughs)

   30. JDJoey Diaz32:25

       "You live in New York City, you don't wanna get smacked, do you?"
10. 33:40 – 38:00

    Fighting sick

    1. JDJoey Diaz33:40

    2. JRJoe Rogan33:40

       I got sick a lot when I was competing. I wasn't taking care of myself. Back then, I didn't even take vitamins. I didn't take shit. I got sick a lot 'cause I was always stressed out too, 'cause I was always nervous 'cause I was fighting all the time. So, uh, you know, you get ready in the weeks up to a tournament, you know, that's the most stressful, and then the week of the tournament, I'd always come down with something. You know, and you wind up fighting sick. Fought sick in Anaheim. I flew out to California to fight in the Nationals. I fought sick. I had three fights sick. Did we figure out what the, um, uh, percentage?

    3. GVGuest (secondary, likely Jamie Vernon)34:11

       We did, yeah. For something I said that was an estimation that was close to 60%.

    4. JRJoe Rogan34:15

       Of asympt- ..........................

    5. GVGuest (secondary, likely Jamie Vernon)34:15

       ... a week ago that said it was like 20%, though, so ...

    6. JDJoey Diaz34:18

       And that-

    7. JRJoe Rogan34:18

       Well, I think as time goes on, they're, they're getting a better picture of it. Take care of your immune system, kids. I've been drinking a shitload of water too.

    8. JDJoey Diaz34:26

       A lot of water, kombucha.

    9. JRJoe Rogan34:27

       Oh my God, I'm peeing like crazy.

    10. JDJoey Diaz34:28

        Kombucha, CBD oil.

    11. JRJoe Rogan34:31

        Kombucha, yep, yep.

    12. JDJoey Diaz34:31

        Uh-

    13. JRJoe Rogan34:31

        CBD oil for sure.

    14. JDJoey Diaz34:33

        It's-

    15. JRJoe Rogan34:33

        I took some pet CBD oil accidentally. I, I was, uh, wasn't paying attention. I went into the cabinet to get some m- CBD oil and I'm like, "Man, this is tasty. What is this?" It's like peanut butter CBD oil and I had three droppers full and then I looked on it and it said "pet". And I'm like, "Damn, hope I'm gonna be okay." (laughs)

    16. JDJoey Diaz34:53

        (laughs)

    17. JRJoe Rogan34:53

        I don't know what the difference is between CBD MD's pet formula and their regular formula, but I had three full droppers of their, uh, peanut butter pet formula. (laughs) It was quite delicious. It was pretty good.

    18. JDJoey Diaz35:06

        You take a lotta, I take enough supplements, vitamins, K, D, E, F-

    19. JRJoe Rogan35:10

        Yeah.

    20. JDJoey Diaz35:11

        ... whatever.

    21. JRJoe Rogan35:11

        I take a lot of things.

    22. JDJoey Diaz35:13

        You know, like I said, I've cut down the reefer a little bit throughout this. I was going like through a half ounce maybe a week-

    23. JRJoe Rogan35:22

        Mm-hmm.

    24. JDJoey Diaz35:22

        ... and enjoying some bong hits. Now I'm down to like an eighth a week. I've got fucking a couple ounces at the house, go off edibles.

    25. JRJoe Rogan35:32

        I'm enjoying the time, just the, the relaxing time of no pressure of things to do. You know, no shows to go to. Stay home every night, hang out with the girls. I'm enjoying it.

    26. JDJoey Diaz35:44

        I don't watch the news.

    27. JRJoe Rogan35:45

        Yeah.

    28. JDJoey Diaz35:45

        That's what was fucking with me the first week until I had that little nervous breakdown on the 7th. That was really fucking with me and then I said, "That's it." I went back to my roots. I went back to Boulder. I took it back to Naropa Institute, bitch.

    29. JRJoe Rogan36:00

        (laughs)

    30. JDJoey Diaz36:01

        And I took it back to the meditation. I said, what I would do is I'd hit the bag 15 and then to come down, I'd stretch and just do yoga poses and breathe.
11. 38:00 – 40:14

    Walking between people

    1. JDJoey Diaz38:00

    2. JRJoe Rogan38:00

       But you can be by yourself, right?

    3. JDJoey Diaz38:02

       Yeah.

    4. JRJoe Rogan38:02

       I saw some people hitting the pads at the park, where, uh, someone was holding pads for somebody.

    5. JDJoey Diaz38:08

       Yeah, they're doing that.

    6. JRJoe Rogan38:09

       You could do that.

    7. JDJoey Diaz38:09

       They're doing that.

    8. JRJoe Rogan38:09

       You got some space-

    9. JDJoey Diaz38:10

       They're doing that.

    10. JRJoe Rogan38:10

        ... away from each other. You can get a little workout in.

    11. JDJoey Diaz38:12

        But there's always gonna be that dude that's gonna come up to you.

    12. JRJoe Rogan38:14

        Yeah.

    13. JDJoey Diaz38:15

        There's always that dude.

    14. JRJoe Rogan38:16

        "Hey man, aren't you worried about the cor- coronavirus?"

    15. JDJoey Diaz38:19

        I have to take the racehorse out early. My daughter's a racehorse. So at 8:45, I give my wife a break and I just take her for a little stroll.

    16. JRJoe Rogan38:28

        Just wear her out a little-

    17. JDJoey Diaz38:29

        Just to wear out a little bit. We play badminton, whatever the fuck that is.

    18. JRJoe Rogan38:33

        Mm-hmm. Yeah.

    19. JDJoey Diaz38:34

        The, the tennis with the fly.

    20. JRJoe Rogan38:35

        Yeah.

    21. JDJoey Diaz38:35

        I throw Wiffle balls at her. I was telling Lee the other day, in the heat of all this, I'm there at 9:15 for a reason. They got the playground sealed off, and then they got a huge fucking park. And for some reason, everybody who had to walk had to walk in between me and my daughter. Dog, by the second person, I had to say something. Really? Really? You can't walk around, you gotta walk in between. People can't have enough.

    22. JRJoe Rogan39:04

        They n-

    23. JDJoey Diaz39:05

        They test your fucking wits.

    24. JRJoe Rogan39:06

        Well, they don't, they don't change their behavior.

    25. JDJoey Diaz39:08

        (coughs) The best was the guy that watched me playing with my daughter, and I could see him out of the corner of my eye, Joe Rogan. I could see him, I could see him whispering to the wife some stupid shit. And what does he do? He starts walking towards me. And I'm not even paying attention to him, but I am. I'm watching him through this fucking vision.

    26. JRJoe Rogan39:29

        Mm-hmm.

    27. JDJoey Diaz39:30

        I'm watching him, I'm playing with my daughter, throwing the Wiffle ball, and he's walking towards me. Finally had to stop, and he goes, "Hi, I just wanted to shake..." I go, "Stop!" He just looked at me, and I felt terrible for him. But this is what's actually going on. They still want to shake your hand.

    28. JRJoe Rogan39:49

        Yeah, people try to shake your hand still.

    29. JDJoey Diaz39:50

        They still want to shake your hand. I'm like, "It's not gonna happen. Stop right there."

    30. JRJoe Rogan39:54

        Yeah.
12. 40:14 – 44:50

    People paying attention

    1. JRJoe Rogan40:14

       of people, right? So some people are paying attention to everything. Some people are overcautious. I went to the fucking supermarket. This lady had goggles on and she had, I mean, not goggles, but big Jacky Onassis dark sunglasses, a fucking face mask with these giant gloves on, and she's walking away from everybody like everyone's a bomb and she's doing her grocery shopping. I'm like, "Okay, well you're, you've gone too far. This is a little ridiculous." And then I'm looking at other people that are acting like there's nothing wrong and they try to shake your hand. And then there's people that are paying attention too much to the, they've become paranoid and they're not even living their life, and then there's other people that aren't paying attention at all. They're barely paying attention.

    2. JDJoey Diaz40:48

       I'm in the middle.

    3. JRJoe Rogan40:48

       They barely look at people.

    4. JDJoey Diaz40:49

       I'm in the middle. I know I have to live my life. That means I don't have to go to 7-Eleven for nothing.

    5. JRJoe Rogan40:55

       Yeah.

    6. JDJoey Diaz40:56

       7-Eleven is filthy. I don't have to go in there for nothing. Okay? Nothing. I got rolling papers.

    7. JRJoe Rogan41:02

       (laughs)

    8. JDJoey Diaz41:02

       I got everything in my house. Lighters, I got lighters till the next millennium. I can light myself up 10 times with the lighters I got. I'm not, you know, I'm not putting myself in a bad position.

    9. JRJoe Rogan41:12

       Yeah.

    10. JDJoey Diaz41:12

        You know, you've been quarantined, Jamie's been quarantined. Jamie had to go to fucki-... You know, there's some idiots that tonight there'll be a concert. And they'll go.

    11. JRJoe Rogan41:19

        Where?

    12. JDJoey Diaz41:20

        No, if I tell you that tonight there's a concert, they'll go.

    13. JRJoe Rogan41:22

        If it was, yeah.

    14. JDJoey Diaz41:23

        If it was, they'll still-

    15. JRJoe Rogan41:24

        Well, Liberty University is letting students back in today. Jesus is gonna look out for them. Yeah. There was an article on CNN, l- they were showing Liberty University opening up its doors again to students. Like, this just started, you fucks. You can't just, you know?

    16. JDJoey Diaz41:41

        Where do you think we are right now?

    17. JRJoe Rogan41:43

        Beginning.

    18. JDJoey Diaz41:44

        You really think we're in the beginning?

    19. JRJoe Rogan41:45

        This is the beginning. Yes. Yes, this is the beginning.

    20. JDJoey Diaz41:46

        You don't think we're good till mid-May?

    21. JRJoe Rogan41:48

        No listen, it keeps accelerating every day. If it's accelerating every day, that means it's at the beginning. Every day there's more cases. Every day there's more people getting sick. This-

    22. JDJoey Diaz41:57

        Now didn't he say yesterday, and I don't... Quote me on this, he's talking about Easter.

    23. JRJoe Rogan42:00

        Yeah, because it's a very special day to him. See? (laughs) He said it's a special day. (laughs) Like, this virus doesn't give a fuck what day you think Jesus came out of the ground. This virus doesn't give a fuck. And if you don't respect it, people are gonna die. And there's people like the lieutenant governor, I think is who, who he is, of Texas, who was like, "We should take a risk with older people just to get the economy back in line." And people were like, "Whoa. What are you saying? You think the economy, you should, we should get the economy back in line and by doing the economy some old people are gonna have to die? You're ready to sacrifice people for money?"... yeah, older people would rather die than let COVID-19 harm US economy, Texas official said. Older people would rather die, that's what he says, Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick. Okay. Yeah, and you know, he was saying that he's in that high-risk category himself because he's 70. You know what it is? These politicians are terrified (clears throat) that, um, this is gonna lead to an economic disaster and their name's gonna be stuck on it. You know, they, I think they were terrified at first that they had, they had to act, they had to close things down, but they didn't have a plan. And now they realize like, "Oh my God, this might have to stay locked down for a long time." What happens to the economy? Yeah, you didn't have a plan. No one had a plan. So they locked everything down and now they're like, "Listen, this could last a long time. We gotta fig- we gotta start the rumblings now of getting this ball rolling again." Because it w- if this goes six, seven months and no one's working, no one can go outside their house for six, seven months, like this is crazy. What, we won't have any money and China's gonna take over. Tucker Carlson had this whole piece he did that I saw that was actually pretty accurate, you know, where he's talking about what, what could be possible. Dude, like he was talking about how the NBA... Well, did you see that whole segment where the NBA, they had said something about China, and then, then you see all these people that were praising China and saying positive things about China. What was this, what was the reason behind that, Jamie? You're an NBA guy.

    24. GVGuest (secondary, likely Jamie Vernon)44:10

        Uh, the Sh- GM for the Houston Rockets tweeted like sup- support for Hong Kong.

    25. JRJoe Rogan44:18

        That's right. That's right. It was support for Hong Kong, and then China got pissed at that, and so then they started tweeting nice things about China.

    26. GVGuest (secondary, likely Jamie Vernon)44:27

        Yeah.

    27. JRJoe Rogan44:27

        And they started...

    28. GVGuest (secondary, likely Jamie Vernon)44:28

        Well, at the time that that happened, the, the, there was like NBA teams in China doing games.

    29. JRJoe Rogan44:33

        Right.

    30. GVGuest (secondary, likely Jamie Vernon)44:33

        And they had just come back and then they started asking all of them what they thought about this, and then like LeBron s- started supporting China, I think, and then everyone jumped on them and like, like money over people, I think, and then...
13. 44:50 – 49:20

    Ruler of the world

    1. JRJoe Rogan44:50

       Yeah. Well, what Tucker Carlson was saying in his piece was that imagine if that's the, the whole country. Like understand that like if China's the ruler of the world, if China becomes the ruler of the world, not the United States because of something like this, like this is all really possible. Like the idea that the United States is the ruler of the world so it has to stay the ruler of the world forever. No, natural disasters, disease, fucking a- asteroid impact. There's a bunch of different things that could shift the balance of power in the world. Rome used to run everything, right? The, you know, the, there's Europe, uh, England, the UK, U- England used to run half the fucking planet. There's a lot of different countries that were on top of the world that are no longer on top of the world, and we would be in a real sticky situation if we had to live under the same military dictatorship that China does, and the idea that we would never have to live under that, we, we can't, we're America. Well, that's ridiculous because we're human beings and other human beings are stuck in a circumstance where they're living under a military dictatorship. So there's no difference between them and us other than culture and the place where they live. That, that shifts. Things change with natural disaster, with disease, with failure of the economy, with war, with all these different factors, things change and our perception, much like our perception of our society itself, it's always gonna be like this and all of a sudden this disease comes along and shuts everything down. You're like, "Whoa, that's a fucking wake-up call. Need to recognize that this is kind of fragile." Well the whole system is fragile. If those things happen, natural disaster, disease, war, anything catastrophic happens, the balance of power completely shifts, and who knows whose control the survivors are under? Who knows? Who knows how this works out? This is all real touch and go right now. This is real touch and go. This is uncharted territory where we have slipped into a place where no one's working and everyone's scared and the president wants to go back to work on Easter because it's a special day to him. (laughs) And Joe Biden can't talk. The guy who's running for fucking president for the Democrats can't talk. Did you see the l- the latest shit? Tim Dillon sent me two videos. He's like, "What the fuck is going on?" Like he's in a cognitive decline. Governor of New York, Cuomo, put him in, put him in, coach, put him in. You want a, you want a guy to run for president that makes sense? You want a guy who's an intelligent guy, who's a strong leader, who's got a lot of experience?

    2. JDJoey Diaz47:25

       He's impressed the fuck out of me the last two weeks.

    3. JRJoe Rogan47:26

       He's imp- he's impressed the fuck out of me too, but-

    4. JDJoey Diaz47:28

       And when he's like, "Fuck opening up."

    5. JRJoe Rogan47:30

       ... put him in, coach.

    6. JDJoey Diaz47:30

       "Human lives count more than money."

    7. JRJoe Rogan47:33

       Yes.

    8. JDJoey Diaz47:33

       He's impressed me. I tell you who else has impressed me. I don't know no... See, you can't say nothing because you're always gonna be wrong. There's always a knock. "Well he, uh, but, but Joey, you, you're wrong because he's declined the woman's abortion act." There's always something, you know?

    9. JRJoe Rogan47:47

       That's true. That's part of, that's, that's the argument they had about him.

    10. JDJoey Diaz47:50

        I don't, I don't even know what it is.

    11. JRJoe Rogan47:51

        Well-

    12. JDJoey Diaz47:51

        I don't even know and I tell you, there's always something. I don't even know what the issues are.

    13. JRJoe Rogan47:54

        The, uh, the issue is, uh, late term abortions he apparently voted for.

    14. JDJoey Diaz47:58

        I know there's always something, so.

    15. JRJoe Rogan47:59

        Yeah.

    16. JDJoey Diaz48:00

        And I was just making a joke, but I know there's always something.

    17. JRJoe Rogan48:02

        But you were, you were actually right.

    18. JDJoey Diaz48:03

        The other guy that's doing a good-

    19. JRJoe Rogan48:04

        Tucker Carlson actually brought that up.

    20. JDJoey Diaz48:05

        The other guy that's doing a good job that I've seen, that he's communicating is Governor Newsom.

    21. JRJoe Rogan48:09

        Yes.

    22. JDJoey Diaz48:10

        He's doing a great job. I don't know what his politics are. I don't know if he's a Democratic or Republican, I just know he's stepping up and he's fighting for these people and he's making some smart choices. And you know what? I don't know. Are you a fucking scientist, Joe Rogan?

    23. JRJoe Rogan48:23

        Let me check.

    24. JDJoey Diaz48:24

        Are you a scientist? No, me neither. Go fuck ourselves. Until that time, I don't know. I do know one scientist and she's telling me to stay the fuck home and mind my business.

    25. JRJoe Rogan48:33

        Mm-hmm.

    26. JDJoey Diaz48:33

        I knew no- I do know three, four people who work in emergency rooms that have told me it's not a fucking pretty place.

    27. JRJoe Rogan48:40

        No.

    28. JDJoey Diaz48:41

        My brother's a cop in an emer-... hospital. And he says that it's a fucking nightmare, that you have to sort 'em out A and B, and B is if you, if you have kidney-itis, and A is if you have-

    29. JRJoe Rogan48:55

        Coronavirus.

    30. JDJoey Diaz48:55

        ... Corona.
14. 49:20 – 53:00

    Cruises

    1. JRJoe Rogan49:20

       Stuck on a, a, a metal craft in the middle of the ocean, breathing recirculated air, with a bunch of people who are partying.

    2. JDJoey Diaz49:30

       (laughs)

    3. JRJoe Rogan49:31

       For three or four or five days.

    4. JDJoey Diaz49:32

       And around you is the ocean, and if you fall in, you're dead, 'cause they don't scoop anybody out. Did you-

    5. JRJoe Rogan49:38

       When do they ever turn the ship around and scoop somebody out when they fall overboard?

    6. JDJoey Diaz49:41

       Did you ever go on one of those cruise ships?

    7. JRJoe Rogan49:42

       No!

    8. JDJoey Diaz49:43

       Okay.

    9. JRJoe Rogan49:43

       No chance. For comics, it was always a death sentence.

    10. JDJoey Diaz49:46

        I made a mistake.

    11. JRJoe Rogan49:48

        No.

    12. JDJoey Diaz49:48

        When I was 21 with a chick.

    13. JRJoe Rogan49:51

        (laughs)

    14. JDJoey Diaz49:51

        I went on a cruise ship. Uh, the one that used to go around Manhattan. So, you leave at 6:00 and you're back at 6:00 in the morning. And they take you out far enough so you could gamble.

    15. JRJoe Rogan50:02

        Yeah?

    16. JDJoey Diaz50:03

        Play blackjack. I did that one, one time. Nice, but I knew I wasn't gonna do it again.

    17. JRJoe Rogan50:10

        Mm.

    18. JDJoey Diaz50:10

        Got it out of my system. I don't wanna go on a fucking cruise ship.

    19. JRJoe Rogan50:14

        Yeah.

    20. JDJoey Diaz50:14

        And as, yeah, as a comic, I hate ... You hate to say this as a comedian. Amongst us, it's a death-

    21. JRJoe Rogan50:23

        It's a death sentence.

    22. JDJoey Diaz50:23

        ... sentence. For me, they have additional work.

    23. JRJoe Rogan50:27

        I do gotta say, though, the fucking Impractical Jokers, those guys did a tour on a bus, I mean on a boat. Apparently, everybody loved it. So, it's like, if you get your fans in there-

    24. JDJoey Diaz50:37

        Right.

    25. JRJoe Rogan50:38

        ... a rare thing.

    26. JDJoey Diaz50:38

        Right.

    27. JRJoe Rogan50:39

        Um, yeah. There's, there's people that could pull that off.

    28. JDJoey Diaz50:42

        Yeah, yeah.

    29. JRJoe Rogan50:43

        Well, Alonzo goes on jazz tours. He does, does jazz cruises. You know, Londo Bodden is, Alonzo Bodden is a serious jazz fan. Loves jazz music, loves-

    30. JDJoey Diaz50:54

        Spoke to him yesterday. Good dude.
15. 53:00 – 56:45

    The Truth

    1. JRJoe Rogan53:00

       a video of me to support their, their campaign, to say that I endorsed them. And then, they took a bunch of my bits, and they took a bunch of things we said on the podcast, high as fuck, out of context, and made it look like I was some right-wing monster, make them, like I'm some sort of homophobe. It's, and then they used the transphobe thing from that, the-

    2. JDJoey Diaz53:22

       The fighter.

    3. JRJoe Rogan53:22

       ... lady that used to be a man.

    4. JDJoey Diaz53:24

       Yeah, yeah, the fighter. Yeah.

    5. JRJoe Rogan53:24

       If you don't know the story, used to be a man for 30 years, became a woman for two, and then started beating the fuck out of women without telling them that her whole life she had been a man up until recently. She just thought it was a medical condition that she didn't have to reveal. And I got mad.

    6. JDJoey Diaz53:39

       It's domestic violence where I come from. (laughs)

    7. JRJoe Rogan53:40

       Yeah, it's crazy. It's, it should be criminal to not tell somebody, that you, I mean, the idea that you're the same thing as a biological woman is just not fact. It's not scientific fact. And yeah, I said a bunch of horrible shit about her, uh, that she's a ... Uh, not even horrible shit, that she, I, I just said mean things, that she's a man, like, "You're a man." You can't-

    8. JDJoey Diaz54:01

       So, you, you can't just go fighting- You said the truth though.

    9. JRJoe Rogan54:03

       Yes. That's what I did. I said the truth. And I said it because-

    10. JDJoey Diaz54:05

        When you say the truth, you're not gonna have a lot of friends.

    11. JRJoe Rogan54:06

        But here's the thing.

    12. JDJoey Diaz54:07

        Don't give a fuck.

    13. JRJoe Rogan54:07

        I'm a guy that, I support bull riding, okay? I support, if you're a woman and you wanna fight a man, I support it, but you gotta let that person know that you're a man. You, if you used to be a man, you gotta let them know. If you wanna, if a woman wants to fight a biological man right now, a guy with his balls, and she wants to do it, and they, and he wants to do it, and they sign off on it, you could skydive. Why can't you do that? If they're both the same weight, go ahead. I don't think you should, if you're my friend. If you were a woman and you're my friend, I'd be like, "There's too many physical advantages. It's too dangerous." All they have to do is hit you once. As I said, they don't have to be as skillful as you. If they clip you, you're fucked.And that's the truth. That's what happens. I mean, it's a giant advantage. Doesn't mean the woman can't win because Germaine de Randamie actually had a kickboxing fight with a man and knocked him the fuck out. That wi- that lady's a beast, the Iron Lady from Holland, she's a beast. But she's a former UFC featherweight fucking champion of the world. I mean, she's an animal, that lady. And had a real close fight with Amanda Nunes recently for the bantamweight title. She's a, one of the best fighters on, on Earth. And she beat a man and knocked him out. But you shouldn't fight a man if you don't know it's a man. That's rude. And if you didn't know that someone used to be a man, that's rude too.

    14. JDJoey Diaz55:24

        (snoring)

    15. JRJoe Rogan55:24

        So they try to pretend that I'm not this, uh, transphobic crusader. I love all people.

    16. JDJoey Diaz55:29

        (snoring)

    17. JRJoe Rogan55:29

        I literally love all people. I don't care what you are, whether you're gay or straight or Asian or Black or white or ... I don't care. I don't care. I just ... If you're nice, I'm nice to you. It's, I'm, I'm 100% open to everybody. But I'm not gonna bullshit. You can't fight women if you used to be a man and not tell them.

    18. JDJoey Diaz55:49

        (snoring)

    19. JRJoe Rogan55:50

        It's so ridiculous that that's, that's even a debatable subject.

    20. JDJoey Diaz55:54

        (laughs) Oh, man.

    21. JRJoe Rogan55:55

        Like I had a bit about it where I said, "Never do I think as a society we could get to a point where, uh-

    22. JDJoey Diaz56:00

        (snoring)

    23. JRJoe Rogan56:00

        ... someone would say, 'Hey, man. I don't think it's cool if you get your dick removed and then beat the fuck out of chicks.' And people would be like, 'You're out of line.'" (laughs)

    24. JDJoey Diaz56:08

        (laughs)

    25. JRJoe Rogan56:08

        But that's, but that's where it got. That's where it got.

    26. JDJoey Diaz56:11

        Oh.

    27. JRJoe Rogan56:11

        We got so overly progressive in the, the fight to do the right thing.

    28. JDJoey Diaz56:16

        We gotta write that script about a guy who falls in love with a girl and ...

    29. JRJoe Rogan56:20

        And it turns out that she's a man?

    30. JDJoey Diaz56:21

        Yeah, like right before-
16. 56:45 – 1:08:39

    Joe Biden

    1. JRJoe Rogan56:45

       It's, um, in the fight to do the right thing, and that's what- what, what's going on with progressives when they get overly progressive, they think they're fighting to do the right thing, but you have to be able to call out shit that's wrong on your side. And this is one of the problems th- that the Democratic Party's having right now with this Joe Biden guy.

    2. JDJoey Diaz57:02

       (laughs)

    3. JRJoe Rogan57:02

       You guys gotta be able to call it out. You- you can't let this slide because everybody else sees it and Trump is going to eat him alive. He's gonna eat that guy alive. The guy can barely remember what he's talking about while he's talking.

    4. NANarrator57:14

       Do you know which one it was? 'Cause there's a few videos going around.

    5. JRJoe Rogan57:16

       There's a few of them.

    6. NANarrator57:17

       Yeah.

    7. JRJoe Rogan57:18

       Just play any of them. They're all cri- they're all crazy.

    8. NANarrator57:20

       Oh.

    9. JRJoe Rogan57:20

       Every video of him recently talking, he's stumbling through shit, he forgets what he's talking about.

    10. NANarrator57:26

        We should be making those masks. We should be moving on those ventilators. We can do that. Why doesn't he just act like a president? That's a stupid way to say it, I guess.

    11. JRJoe Rogan57:36

        You know, Donald Trump was asked on s-

    12. NANarrator57:39

        But I really wish he ... Sorry.

    13. JDJoey Diaz57:42

        Yeah.

    14. JRJoe Rogan57:42

        Go ahead.

    15. JDJoey Diaz57:42

        He's done.

    16. NANarrator57:44

        Oh. No, I ... Probably best I don't.

    17. JDJoey Diaz57:46

        He's like Junior Soprano. Before he shot Columbo, look at him.

    18. JRJoe Rogan57:51

        Yeah. It's not ... That's not, that's not even the worst example. That's just an example. The one down there when he's talking to, uh, that lady, I think that one was a struggle too. That was a struggle fest.

    19. NANarrator58:02

        ... recommended period for keeping businesses shut and people at home. Are you at all concerned, as Trump said-

    20. JRJoe Rogan58:08

        Yeah, this is it.

    21. NANarrator58:09

        ... that we cannot let the cure be worse than the problem itself?

    22. We have to take care of the cure. That will make the problem worse no matter what. No matter what. We know what has to be done. We know you have to-

    23. But reassess the recommended period-

    24. JRJoe Rogan58:25

        What ... Yeah. See, he doesn't know what he's talking about when he's talking. And this is not ... Like, this ... I'm looking at this like a medical condition. Okay. I'm looking at this like, okay, when I'm calling a fight and I see a guy limping and I'm like, "I think he hurt his knee." Like Tiago Santos against Jon Jones, I think he hurt his knee there. I think there's something going on with his knee. Like, that's what I'm looking at this. I'm looking at this like this is a medical issue. That's not a normal way to communicate, unless he's high as fuck. Because if I was high, I'd be like, "I don't know what I just said to this lady." (laughs)

    25. JDJoey Diaz58:54

        (laughs)

    26. JRJoe Rogan58:55

        You could be in the middle of one of those interviews blasted on edibles going, "What are we even talking about?" I don't think that's what it is. I think he's-

    27. JDJoey Diaz59:02

        He's fucking tired. He's old.

    28. JRJoe Rogan59:04

        He's very old.

    29. JDJoey Diaz59:05

        And I think he can't ... It's, it's not-

    30. JRJoe Rogan59:07

        He doesn't look good either and they got makeup on him.

Episode duration: 2:59:51