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Joe Rogan Experience #1457 - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon is a comedian, tour guide, and host. His podcast “The Tim Dillon Show” is available on YouTube & Apple Podcasts. @TimDillonShow

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Apr 14, 20203h 1mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (taps finger) Three, two, one.…

    1. JR

      (taps finger) Three, two, one. Later today, (taps finger) young Tim Dillon will find out whether or not he has the antibodies.

    2. TD

      Yes. Yes. And if I do, I'm going to Wuhan to do a, like, a fun little video in a wet market-

    3. JR

      (laughs)

    4. TD

      ... and eat a bat. If I have the antibodies, it's not-

    5. JR

      I don't-

    6. TD

      It's okay. Is it safe?

    7. JR

      I don't know what this is.

    8. TD

      Yeah, no one knows. We've never been in a time-

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. TD

      ... where literally nobody knows.

    11. JR

      I have a string of text messages from, uh, Alex Jones-

    12. TD

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      ... like, uh, that will, uh, change your opinion if you, if you smoke enough weed. And you don't smoke weed. Were you ever a weed smoker?

    14. TD

      I smoked a lot of weed for a very long time.

    15. JR

      But were you-

    16. TD

      That's when I discovered Alex Jones-

    17. JR

      (laughs)

    18. TD

      ... when I was 13 when I was smoking weed listening to him on the GCN network.

    19. JR

      But when you got clean, it wasn't weed that was a problem, right? It was-

    20. TD

      No, it was the cocaine and the-

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. TD

      ... the booze and the pills, but weed was always there.

    23. JR

      I've never been a cocaine user.

    24. TD

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      I've never used it, but I do love that Buckcherry song.

    26. TD

      Oh, yeah, it's great.

    27. JR

      (laughs)

    28. TD

      It's great.

    29. JR

      It almost makes you wanna-

    30. TD

      Yeah.

  2. 15:0030:00

    Right. …

    1. TD

      Right.

    2. JR

      You know? And that's why it can come back.

    3. TD

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      They don't know.

    5. TD

      They don't know.

    6. JR

      But they do know that ... This, I mean, this is a big NPR article. People are testing positive again who had been confirmed as negative in Wuhan.

    7. TD

      I think it c- yeah. In China and then Korea, they had a few of those cases. Um, I trust-

    8. JR

      I mean, the Korean one's way more than the Chinese ones.

    9. TD

      South Korea, yeah. The South Korea said 14% or something amount of people seem to have tested positive again. Which, I mean, which is scary 'cause that could be another strain.

    10. JR

      Or it could be like herpes. It stays in your system-

    11. TD

      It ju-

    12. JR

      ... and pops out again. Like when your immune system is down.

    13. TD

      Or if we've all had it in five years, we're all gonna die.

    14. JR

      You know, my buddy, Justin Wren, he runs this, um, uh, he has this n- nonprofit charity organization, Fight For The Forgotten. They build wells for the pygmies in the Congo.

    15. TD

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      And he got malaria when he was in the Congo and he got it again. He's got it three times. But he got it one time when he got sick when he's home. He got sick at home and the malaria-

    17. TD

      With malaria?

    18. JR

      ... came back.

    19. TD

      Oh.

    20. JR

      It came back.

    21. TD

      Wow.

    22. JR

      Yeah. So it's-

    23. TD

      That's fucked.

    24. JR

      That's fucked.

    25. TD

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      So it's like it was somehow or another dormant in his system and then when his immune system is shattered by whatever cold or flu he got-

    27. TD

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      ... the malaria kicked back in again.

    29. TD

      Is he take ... Did he take, take that hydroxychloroquine?

    30. JR

      I don't know what he took.

  3. 30:0045:00

    S- …

    1. TD

      it was good for a while, and then the government got involved and ruined that.

    2. JR

      S-

    3. TD

      Ruined that. We were just trying to help people.

    4. JR

      Yeah. (laughs)

    5. TD

      And, uh, you know, we were. People deserve homes, Joe, whether they have jobs or not.

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. TD

      They deserve to have a pool.

    8. JR

      They were giving people homes with no jobs.

    9. TD

      Well, that's the other thing, and then everybody goes back and they're like, "Everybody was, you know, the, the banks robbed all these people." It's like, they were in on it. Everyone was in on it. Everybody buying a house, n- for the most part, knew what they were doing.

    10. JR

      Mmm.

    11. TD

      They all knew.

    12. JR

      ... yeah.

    13. TD

      Yeah, all the t- you would have to call somebody.

    14. JR

      They knew, but they thought they could pull it off. Like-

    15. TD

      You'd have to call somebody and be like, "Hey, you know, you know, you know your brother owns a, a Toyota dealership in Queens. Can he say you work there?" And they'd go, "Yeah."

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. TD

      "Of course." Some guy would just write like, "Yeah, Sarah works here. She kills it. Makes eight grand a month slinging Toyotas on Northern Boulevard."

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. TD

      None of it was true. And then we'd give her a loan for $400,000.

    20. JR

      And she'd buy a house.

    21. TD

      Yeah, and she'd buy a house.

    22. JR

      And then she'd see those... And then when... The thing about the, the, the changing of the mortgage payments.

    23. TD

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      That's what really fucked people up.

    25. TD

      Two years. So two years you would get... There was something called the pick a payment option. I mean, it's great. So they, you had four options to pay. You know, usually a mortgage you pay your principal, interest, taxes, and insurance. Here you had four. One was like you could pay 1% like a credit card. You could pay 1%. You could pay only interest. That was the second option. You could pay 30-year regular option, or you could pay like a 15-year if you really wanted to pay it off quickly. Nobody paid the 15 or the 30. Very few people did the interest only. They did 1%, so that deferred interest, and it l- so you would pay your mortgage and it would balloon. It would go up. Like you would pay 1%-

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. TD

      ... and your mortgage would go up every year. And then eventually you got to a point where then it would just readjust and your mortgage payment would go up like $2,700.

    28. JR

      And didn't your mortgage adjust with some of them depending upon the market?

    29. TD

      Yeah, so like two years into a loan, two or three years into a loan, I had a house. I bought a house. I was 22.

    30. JR

      (laughs)

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      with, uh, administered the human papillomavirus vaccine in three rounds that, that year under the supervision of state health department officials. The vaccine used was Gardasil, manufactured by Merck."

    2. TD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      Merck. Merck.

    4. TD

      "Months later, many girls started falling ill and by, and by 2010, five of them died."

    5. JR

      Yeah. That's a-

    6. TD

      I'm not... Yeah.

    7. JR

      But that is a, uh-

    8. TD

      I get it. I'm not-

    9. JR

      ... that's a controversial vaccine, period.

    10. TD

      I'm just saying-

    11. JR

      Two more.

    12. TD

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      It's good, but it's one of those ones where there's a high number of adverse reactions. "Estimated 14,000 children studying in schools meant for tribal children were also vaccinated with another band, brand of HPV vaccine, Cervarix, Cervarix." I like when they're like on the nose like that. Oh, is it against cervical cancer? Yeah, we'll call it Cervarix.

    14. TD

      Cervarix.

    15. JR

      "Manufactured by GSK. Earlier in the week, the Associated Press reported that scores of teenage girls were hospitalized in a small town north, in northern Colombia with symptoms that parents suspected could be adverse, adverse reaction to Gardasil." Hmm. So, some people died from this vaccine. But it, isn't... Go- google, uh, "HPV vaccine dangerous reactions." Because I, I've read that there's a certain percentage, whether it's, you know, one tenth or 1%, whatever it is-

    16. TD

      I just think you have to look into it when there's a guy who-

    17. JR

      ... that some people get.

    18. TD

      When anyone stands to make billions of dollars and institute something that's going to be very widely accepted as now necessary for life, you know, you have to ask questions about it.

    19. JR

      "According to HPV vaccine manufacturers, the most common adverse reactions to Gardasil include, include pain, swelling, redness, stinging, bruising, bleeding of the injection site, and headache, fever, nausea, diarrhea, abdominal pain," and it keeps going.

    20. TD

      It's not that bad. I'm not saying that he's doing something inherently wrong, but you have to watch people like that. The fact that nobody knows, like nobody knows he's... you know, this is not a well-known thing.

    21. JR

      I understand, but the idea that this is how he wants to make his money by vaccinating people-

    22. TD

      No, no, no. But we have a world that's increasingly run by billionaires-

    23. JR

      ... there's a reason why he's doing that, is to make money.

    24. TD

      ... whom tell us what is and isn't necessary and how things are gonna be, right?

    25. JR

      That's true.

    26. TD

      Whether they're in tech, whether they're in health, whatever they are-

    27. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    28. TD

      ... these are billionaires. Generally, they give these TED Talks and stuff like that. People don't pay attention to what they're doing. They're, they influence the political system in ways that we have, in, in ways that we know about and don't know about. And you've got to watch these people.

    29. JR

      Okay, but now, now... okay.

    30. TD

      I don't know Bill Gates.

  5. 1:00:001:01:49

    Are the wet markets…

    1. JR

      carbon, but actually they're taking carbon out of the air and reintroducing all these ancient farming methods where they're moving cows around at different plots and, you, and you know-

    2. TD

      Are the wet markets factory farming, though? That seems pretty independent.

    3. JR

      No, it's not factory farming.

    4. TD

      Okay, but, uh-

    5. JR

      But it's animals i- in confinement.

    6. TD

      Right.

    7. JR

      And surrounded by other animals living in these unnatural environments.

    8. TD

      Right.

    9. JR

      That's what it is.

    10. TD

      Can they-

    11. JR

      Wet, wet markets are foul.

    12. TD

      But can you avoid that, when you gotta feed a population like that?

    13. JR

      Well, Osterholm, yeah, you can feed them bugs.

    14. TD

      Okay.

    15. JR

      Osterholm, uh, had a whole ... He was the guy that scared the fuck out of everybody when he came on my podcast, but-

    16. TD

      Terrified me.

    17. JR

      He has a whole section in this book that he wrote from three years ago-

    18. TD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      ... from 2017, about wet markets and how the next pandemic's gonna come out of a wet market.

    20. TD

      So we gotta shut 'em ... We gotta try to persuade China to shut them down.

    21. JR

      They're not going to. (hands clap) You know what they did say?

    22. TD

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      They're taking dogs off the livestock listing. Like, "Yay, you guys are doing good."

    24. TD

      Oh, that's nice. What about bats? Get the bats out of there!

    25. JR

      But, I mean, they're, it's almost like they're throwing people a bone.

    26. TD

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      Like, "Hey, we're gonna, we're gonna s- we're gonnas-"

    28. TD

      "No, dogs." (laughs)

    29. JR

      "We're gonna stop considering dogs livestock." Like, "Oh, you guys are amazing."

    30. TD

      And also, they're not. They're definitely not.

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