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Joe Rogan Experience #1472 - Michael Yo

Michael Yo is a stand up comedian. Look for his podcast "Michael Yo Show" available on Apple Podcasts.

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May 12, 20203h 3mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    Michael Yeoh. …

    1. JR

      Michael Yeoh.

    2. MY

      Yes.

    3. JR

      Back from the brink.

    4. MY

      (sighs) It- it's crazy.

    5. JR

      You are the first guy that I've ... Well, my friend Sturgill got it, and I talked to him, but he didn't get it real bad.

    6. MY

      Like how bad is not real bad?

    7. JR

      He didn't get it bad. He-

    8. MY

      Okay.

    9. JR

      He was like a little fatigued.

    10. MY

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      Yeah. So tell-

    12. MY

      It-

    13. JR

      So give me the full rundown. For people who don't know what we're talking about, you got coronavirus. You were one of the first to get it, uh, that I know. You got it right after you were on this podcast. You were on this podcast.

    14. MY

      I-

    15. JR

      You flew to New York.

    16. MY

      Did Gotham for four shows.

    17. JR

      Little rundown.

    18. MY

      Yeah. Little rundown. As soon as I landed, I did Wendy Williams on Monday, and then I flew back and went to Vegas for a day, soon as I got back, and then had three auditions. So I was run down. And that weekend-

    19. JR

      Were you feeling sick already?

    20. MY

      No. No.

    21. JR

      Just tired?

    22. MY

      Just tired. Tired. But, I mean, we're always tired, really.

    23. JR

      Right.

    24. MY

      You know?

    25. JR

      The road. The road gets you.

    26. MY

      Yeah. And- and I was- I was moving all the time, and very stressful. You know, you're- you're trying to perform. You're trying to learn lines for an audition.

    27. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    28. MY

      So I was- I was very stressed out. I was traveling a lot. And that was like my third weekend in a row. So it was-

    29. JR

      You get sleep? Much sleep or no?

    30. MY

      Yeah. I- I get great sleep, but you know, with two kids, like they're both at the age where, you know-

  2. 15:0030:00

    Oh, yeah. Yeah. …

    1. JR

      a lot more shit. But when you do those trips, especially... This is one thing that I'm getting out of this quarantine, is, man, I feel so much better when I don't travel.

    2. MY

      Oh, yeah. Yeah.

    3. JR

      So much better.

    4. MY

      When I wasn't dying. I, I feel great now. (laughs)

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. MY

      I feel great now. I feel great now. Yeah. Rest is a big thing.

    7. JR

      Psh... It's everything, man.

    8. MY

      It's everything.

    9. JR

      It's everything. And, you know, I'm gonna change my, uh, travel schedule in the future because even this trip, this trip, I wanted to just get in and get the fuck out of Florida and get back home and, uh, and, you know. But then after I did it, I was like, "It would've been wiser if I left at, like, 6:00 PM." Or something like that. Like, just kind of-

    10. MY

      Just kind of chill out.

    11. JR

      Give myself plenty of time to sleep, sleep so I'm fully recovered and then, you know, have some breakfast, then go to the airport, you know, take a 3:00 PM flight or some shit.

    12. MY

      How was it with nobody in there? Did you enjoy the experience?

    13. JR

      Well, I wanted to do it because I've never done that before and I watched the one card from Brazil. They had, uh, Kevin Lee versus, uh, Charles Oliveira, fought in Brazil. And, uh, I watched it on TV and I was like, "God, that's so strange." Because, like, uh, Gilbert Burns, he, uh, he knocked out Demian Maia, and then he, he yells out, uh, "Poha!" You know, like the... It's something Brazilian said.

    14. MY

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      And, uh, he yells out, "Poha!" And you hear it, like, echo in this empty arena. And while I was watching, I'm like, "That's so strange. He's screaming and there's no one there. There's no, no audience reaction." I'm like, "Wow." So I, I decided to, like, "I gotta do one." So when Dana White asked me if I wanted to do it, I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna do one. I definitely wanna do one."

    16. MY

      Do you feel like the fighters were listening to y'all?

    17. JR

      They 100% were. They, they made adjustments because the things that DC said. So, Cormier, you know, we're all right next to each other.

    18. MY

      So y'all were that r- that close?

    19. JR

      Oh, yeah. We're right-

    20. MY

      Oh W-

    21. JR

      We are at the octagon.

    22. MY

      Okay.

    23. JR

      Okay? We're still at the octagon. We're right in front of the octagon.

    24. MY

      Okay.

    25. JR

      Like, I can reach up and touch the, the octagon. Um, so when... Well, it's actually a little bit further than we usually are, but still, empty arena.

    26. MY

      Close enough.

    27. JR

      Like, like where that wall is.

    28. MY

      Oh, okay.

    29. JR

      That's where the octagon is.

    30. MY

      Uh-huh.

  3. 30:0045:00

    Mm-hmm. Yeah. …

    1. MY

      to stop giving it to me. I'm watching... This is how, this is how... I was a test subject, and I don't mind because I- I'm living, but, uh, hydroxychloroquine, that was big at the time.

    2. JR

      Mm-hmm. Yeah.

    3. MY

      I'm watching this on the news. Literally the president says, "Try hydroxychloroquine." All the doctors are yes, no, yes, no, yes, no. They come in with it.

    4. JR

      Well-

    5. MY

      They- they go-

    6. JR

      You're in bed.

    7. MY

      I'm in bed. This is my first day. They come in with it. I'm watching news and they're talking about it. They come in and it's like, "Oh, what are you giving me?" "Oh, hydroxychloroquine." So they give it to me. Then two hours later, they come in and I go, "What are you giving me?" "Oh, the HIV drug." So now they've put two drugs in me, and then they're pumping all kinds of shit in me. I don't even know what they're giving me.

    8. JR

      So they're trying things.

    9. MY

      They're trying things on me 'cause they don't know.

    10. JR

      (sighs)

    11. MY

      They don't know.

    12. JR

      That's what's so crazy, right? This is not like pneumonia where people have had it for 100 years or 1,000 years.

    13. MY

      They don't know.

    14. JR

      This is a new thing.

    15. MY

      So a day and a half goes by. I'm in-... probably worse pain. They take me off of hydroxychloroquine. And I go ... This is after, uh, um, like, weeks after I got out of the hospital. I go, "Why'd you take me off?" He goes, "Where your body was at that time, it, it couldn't handle it. It was not a good fit. So we had to take you off." So I must've got worse overnight, and I'm just guessing here, but they must've saw something get worse. My lungs were still filling up with fluid. Um, so they kept me on the HIV drug and whatever else they were giving to me. But it was ... It's like I still have fluid in my lungs. They said it would take 12 weeks-

    16. JR

      Still?

    17. MY

      I... Yeah. Yeah. They said, and I-

    18. JR

      How many weeks have you been out now?

    19. MY

      Eight.

    20. JR

      Wow.

    21. MY

      And I'm so weak. Literally, I just, they just approved ... I am like ... They just approved me to start working out last week. So I did my first Lift Society class online and I could... Like, usually I could do, like, 10 to 15 pull-ups each set. I could do two.

    22. JR

      Two pull-ups?

    23. MY

      And I'm just weak. Like, I still get winded. Like when I talk a lot, I'll get winded and I'll just have to catch my breath.

    24. JR

      Wow, like a old man.

    25. MY

      I'm telling you.

    26. JR

      Wow.

    27. MY

      Like, it, for me, people win it real bad. It's just not, oh, you're over it and you can move on. You gotta build back into it. It's like rebuilding your body-

    28. JR

      Jesus.

    29. MY

      ... and your mind. You know?

    30. JR

      Did they, um, recommend anything as far as supplements or any- anything along those lines?

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      liberty, um, I, I feel like you hear all these Republicans that talk about liberty s- ... And, you know, "I believe in liberty and I believe in ..." Well, that's liberty, motherfucker.

    2. MY

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      Motherfucker, l- letting someone do what they wanna do, that's liberty. It's not like gay is a ... It's l- ... This idea that somehow or another it's not a real thing.

    4. MY

      Two things on God and religion.

    5. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    6. MY

      I think religion is looking really bad right now. You know, if you believe, that's great. But it's looking really bad because you're contradicting yourself all over the place.

    7. JR

      Let me stop you right there.

    8. MY

      Uh-oh.

    9. JR

      This is the same as you saying white people. When you say religion is looking really bad, that's the same as saying white people look really bad. It's a giant generalization.

    10. MY

      You're true. Very true, and I take that back. Some religious people-

    11. JR

      Yes.

    12. MY

      ... are looking very bad right now.

    13. JR

      But do you know why? 'Cause they're scared.

    14. MY

      But how can you ... Look-

    15. JR

      How are they looking bad? In what way?

    16. MY

      Well, I'm saying, for instance ... God, I hate to make this political, 'cause I'm not that dude.

    17. JR

      (laughs)

    18. MY

      I stay away from it, but th-

    19. JR

      Too late.

    20. MY

      Too late. But Trump, for instance.

    21. JR

      Okay.

    22. MY

      Let's look at his a- let's look at his past. Let's look at ... There's proof of him lying pretty much every day. So for religious groups to support this man, you're contradicting your whole-

    23. JR

      Yeah, I think that falls into what we were talking about earlier, this, this political ideology that, like, he is with us. You know, he is against abortion. He is against certain things. But-

    24. MY

      So w-

    25. JR

      He's actually pro-gay. You know, Donald Trump is ... The, one of the, one of the weird things about Trump is, before he ran for president, he was universally liked. You know, it was the-

    26. MY

      Oh, rappers used to talk about him in their songs all the time.

    27. JR

      All the time. Well, he was always on talk shows and, you know, he would go on Letterman and shit. And he would even go o- on those talk shows and, like, talk shit about Rosie O'Donnell and people thought it was funny. And now it's h- horrendous. It's like the same things that he, uh, has always done, now when you're in a position of being the president, you're supposed to be a different person.

    28. MY

      But you don't feel there's a contradiction with churches right now?

    29. JR

      Oh, well, certainly with people that are ... Look, there's a lot-

    30. MY

      Some churches. Excuse me. Let me-

  5. 1:00:001:12:11

    No, uh- …

    1. JR

      see if you can f- Can you find that? I'll send it to you if you don't-

    2. GU

      No, uh-

    3. JR

      I, I certainly have it.

    4. GU

      Okay.

    5. JR

      I have it sent.

    6. GU

      Yeah. No. The, the only problem I'm seeing here is that the doctor was a doctor in Connecticut, I guess, but-

    7. MY

      Was it?

    8. GU

      Well, it says, "Middle Georgia doctor found dead." And then former Connecticut, or CT doctor. I'm sorry. So it's not Connecticut. Yeah, sorry. Middle Georgia.

    9. JR

      Uh-

    10. GU

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... Georgia doctor killed by a pack of wild dogs.

    12. GU

      You know, I thought... I saw CT and thought it was somewhere else.

    13. JR

      Okay.

    14. MY

      What?

    15. JR

      It was in... Yeah. Yeah. So this lady, um... It was a lady. It's not the first time. Th- I was confusing this with... There was a man who was killed by wild dogs in Georgia a couple of years ago, um, Dr. Nancy Shaw, who, uh, was a doctor in Connecticut. And 3:00 AM Thursday, they found her body-

    16. MY

      Holy sh-

    17. JR

      Yeah. Um, she was, uh, on the wrong side (laughs) of the road and, um... Fuck. The engine was running, the door was open. They got out of the pat- patrol car to investigate and found a female that was deceased in the ditch. The autopsy confirmed that she died after being attacked by animals. Police confirmed, uh, to the station, which gave the, uh, further details...... police are trying to find the roaming beasts. Interesting that they phrased it that way, but that's The New York Post.

    18. MY

      So roaming beasts? So they-

    19. JR

      Dogs. Well, packs of dogs. You know, that-

    20. MY

      Wow.

    21. JR

      ... that is when you just let dogs loose and they got a f- Have you ever had a feral animal?

    22. MY

      Mm-mm.

    23. JR

      I had a feral cat once. And, uh, a friend of mine and her boyfriend were living in this, uh, apartment complex and there was, like, this thing where these cats got underneath the building and they had kittens. And so she rescued the kittens and she goes, "Do you want one of these kittens?" 'Cause she knew I had cats. I was like, "Oh my God. Let me, let me see." So I went to her house, these little hissing little fucking balls of fur.

    24. MY

      (laughs)

    25. JR

      And I go, "Okay."

    26. MY

      I'm just laughing at the idea of you having a lot of cats.

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. MY

      That's funny to me. (laughs)

    29. JR

      I had three cats. I have two now.

    30. MY

      (laughs)

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