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Joe Rogan Experience #1475 - Bridget Phetasy

Bridget Phetasy is a writer and comedian. Check out her show on YouTube called “Dumpster Fire” — https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5SQnm72FspDNUXK4cB2_xg & her podcast called “Walk-Ins Welcome” available on Apple Podcasts & Stitcher. @phetasy ​

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May 16, 20203h 17mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    Bridget! …

    1. JR

      Bridget!

    2. BP

      Hey-o.

    3. JR

      You're here.

    4. BP

      Yeah.

    5. I came to make a citizen's arrest. (laughs)

    6. JR

      Oh, congrats. Ooh. It's touchy these days.

    7. BP

      We're m- less than six feet apart, I believe.

    8. JR

      I think we're okay.

    9. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    10. JR

      But did you see-

    11. BP

      Do we need to wear masks? (laughs)

    12. JR

      Um, no. We don't.

    13. BP

      Okay. (laughs)

    14. JR

      Well, you don't. You got tested and I've been tested too.

    15. BP

      I got one of the Joe Rogan tests.

    16. JR

      Yes. Yes.

    17. BP

      I feel special.

    18. JR

      Y- you are special.

    19. BP

      (laughs)

    20. JR

      Um, did you see that the, L.A. is ... They're, they have a number now where you can turn in businesses that, uh, aren't complying?

    21. BP

      Oh, yeah.

    22. JR

      Like, what, what is going on?

    23. BP

      Why?

    24. JR

      W- what is this?

    25. BP

      Who's doing that?

    26. JR

      But this is bad government. Listen, there's zero effort talking about, uh, giving people information on how to strengthen your immune system. Zero.

    27. BP

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      Zero effort. Zero effort telli- talking to people about lowering stress levels through meditation and exercise. Zero.

    29. BP

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      Zero. The importance of keeping your body healthy, zero. Zero talk about this.

  2. 15:0030:00

    Mm-hmm. …

    1. JR

      and collected.

    2. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      There's a lot about him-

    4. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      ... I really like.

    6. BP

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      There's a lot about him. But politics is a crazy, messy, impossible to do right business-

    8. BP

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      ... that no one has nailed.

    10. BP

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      Especially at the highest levels. No one's nailed it. I don't know why he didn't do what he said he was gonna do before he got into office. I don't know what they revealed to him. I don't know. But when you listen... If, if someone does an accurate job of breaking down what went wrong and particularly what's going on with this, uh, Flynn case, where-

    12. BP

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      ... they're trying to drop all the charges and then some new judge is coming in and saying, "No, we're not dropping shit."

    14. BP

      I just feel so ill-equipped to process this stuff.

    15. JR

      Oh, yeah. For sure, sure.

    16. BP

      Because I am not a lawyer, I'm not a politician, I'm an idiot on YouTube. (laughs)

    17. JR

      Thank you. And I'm an idiot right here.

    18. BP

      And I don't know anything and, and I often hear even in my comments on the dumpster fire, they're like, "Oh, I get all my news from you and Joe Rogan."

    19. JR

      (laughs)

    20. BP

      I'm like, "No." (laughs)

    21. JR

      "No, don't do it."

    22. BP

      "Don't do that."

    23. JR

      Don't do that.

    24. BP

      Yeah, don't (laughs) -

    25. JR

      No, don't get it from me or you.

    26. BP

      Don't do that.

    27. JR

      No.

    28. BP

      No.

    29. JR

      No.

    30. BP

      I am not a trusted news source. But then I'm like, "But I don't know who is."

  3. 30:0045:00

    Oh. …

    1. JR

      of the people that were in the ICU.

    2. BP

      Oh.

    3. JR

      Huge. And this is not just in ... This was in Indonesia, there was a study in New Orleans, and a study in somewhere else.... um, but all of 'em came to a very similar conclusion. I mean, it doesn't mean that vitamin D is gonna absolutely protect you from this. But Rhonda Patrick, on ... If you go to my Instagram post, she actually breaks down why this is significant when someone else, uh, was a little bit critical about it. She stepped in and, and broke down why it was, uh, so important. 70% also of the US population is vitamin D insufficient and 28.9% are deficient in vitamin D.

    4. BP

      Wow.

    5. JR

      Deficient in vitamin D is very bad.

    6. BP

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      That's 28.9% of our entire population.

    8. BP

      Wow.

    9. JR

      So, more than a quarter of our population is deficient in a really important hormone.

    10. BP

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      'Cause it's a hormone, it's not just a vitamin. She was breaking it down in a brilliant way on the podcast and I listened to it.

    12. BP

      I like her a lot.

    13. JR

      She's a wizard.

    14. BP

      She is a wizard. Um, I ... And now we can't go outside.

    15. JR

      You can go outside.

    16. BP

      I mean, I can go outside, but we can go ... We ... They opened the trails, right?

    17. JR

      Well, some places, some places not.

    18. BP

      Okay, I got the names.

    19. JR

      What's crazy is some of the beaches, they, they had closed and they had the, the beaches closed in all the Republican areas. What's the name of the Portland place?

    20. BP

      It's, um ... I, I always mess up how to say it. It's Dehen. It's D-E-H-E-N 1920-

    21. JR

      Wow.

    22. BP

      ... which is when they've been in business, and they have cool clothes and-

    23. JR

      So, they opened right after the Spanish flu pandemic and right before-

    24. BP

      (laughs) Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... the Great Depression.

    26. BP

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      And they rode it out all the way to 2020.

    28. BP

      And they rode it out and they were about to sen- ... And, you know, brick and mortar businesses were already in trouble and now this is just the nail in the coffin.

    29. JR

      So, what's the website called?

    30. BP

      It's D, uh, D-E-H-E-N-

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Right. …

    1. JR

      great rational response, but they know the virtuous thing to say-

    2. BP

      Right.

    3. JR

      ... especially public, when you're on a pod- a podcast, publicly. They know the thing they have to say to be ingratiated with all these people that are gonna hire them for projects.

    4. BP

      Right.

    5. JR

      It's really fucked up, because it's like, it's like a s- a form of self-censorship by limiting your, your employment options.

    6. BP

      Well, this is how I ended up in this space, is I was... I got picked up by a manager for a script, and we were gonna either try and sell a show or get into a writer's room. And then on Twitter, I was like, "Why am I self-censoring?" And I was doing comedy a lot, and I kept feeling like I couldn't say... I was self-censoring around my comedian peers. And I was like, "This is fucking weird." Comedians are supposed to be, like, the people saying all the shit you can't say.

    7. JR

      Yes. All the time.

    8. BP

      And... All the time. And so I started just be-... I became aware of that, and I'm like, "What would happen-" (laughs)

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. BP

      "... if I said the things I wasn't saying on Twitter?" And it was like, uh, a, A, it was... People were like, "Thank you," and B, I lost a lot of friends. I lost people who... And people... Because then there's that whole guilt by association.

    11. JR

      Yes.

    12. BP

      And then my life took on a whole other path, but I never heard from those managers again. (laughs)

    13. JR

      (laughs) That guilt by association thing is real, where people think that you shouldn't talk to people that have different ideas or talk to people that have somehow or another embraced these different ideas. It's very interesting to watch.

    14. BP

      It's, it's weird, because I grew up... So my dad is one of 10. And we grew up... One, one brother went off and became, like, a commie in, in Germany, and-

    15. JR

      Whoa, a commie?

    16. BP

      ... one... Yeah. I mean, he, he was... It was the '80s. He was following (laughs) ... He... I don't know. He went off on a journey. Um, and I had ano-... Everybody... There was a Republican uncle, and there w-... You know, one of my uncles was gay, and it was a whole mishmash of... And my grandparents were like, "You do not fight about politics. Everyone's allowed to have their opinion, but you don't, you don't, like, lose family members." That's why this whole thing of, like, "You need to go to Thanksgiving (laughs) and confront your Fox-watching," you know, "parents."

    17. JR

      Who said that? Who said that?

    18. BP

      They... There are always articles, like around Thanksgiving-

    19. JR

      Oh, God.

    20. BP

      ... where you need to, like, go home and confront your-

    21. JR

      Everyone who writes those articles is mentally ill.

    22. BP

      (laughs)

    23. JR

      They're all mentally ill, anxiety-ridden, with a, a rotting foundation.

    24. BP

      I, I-

    25. JR

      If you, if you really think that it's a good idea to confront your Fox News-watching relatives and yell at them-

    26. BP

      (laughs)

    27. JR

      ... over Thanksgiving, you fucking idiot.

    28. BP

      'Cause-

    29. JR

      No, that's not what it's for. You're not gonna fix them and change them.

    30. BP

      No, no, no.

  5. 1:00:001:09:14

    Hmm. …

    1. JR

      be sustainable with hemp paper. That's what's really crazy. I mean, all this stuff could be fixed, all this chopping down of trees. If you take 100 acres of hemp, how much more paper you could get out of 100 acres of hemp-

    2. BP

      Hmm.

    3. JR

      ... than 100 acres of trees because you could regar- regrow it every year. Whereas, if you're regrowing trees, you're not making paper outta those trees for years.

    4. BP

      Yeah, yeah. No. (laughs)

    5. JR

      For years.

    6. BP

      No.

    7. JR

      They gotta grow and then you gotta kill them in their prime.

    8. BP

      Hemp is like the buffalo of plants.

    9. JR

      It's nuts.

    10. BP

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      It's nuts.

    12. BP

      Like, you can use every part of it.

    13. JR

      My friend, Todd McCormick, said it's alien.

    14. BP

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      He- and he's, he's like a, a real marijuana wizard. Like, he really understands the history of it. He goes-

    16. BP

      Yes.

    17. JR

      "But if you look at the compounds of it..." He goes, "There's nothing like it on this planet. And then, if you pick up the stalk..." Like, he had a, uh... You remember Jack Herer?

    18. BP

      Mm-mm.

    19. JR

      Jack Herer was, uh, a guy who wrote The Emperor Wears No Clothes.

    20. BP

      Mm.

    21. JR

      It was a book about his transition from being a Goldwater Republican to being, like, a, a pot evangelist.

    22. BP

      Oh, okay.

    23. JR

      And I was very fortunate to meet him and know him. Uh, but he had this, this fucking ... It was either Todd or him, had this stalk of hemp. And it's, it's like, it feels like balsa wood.

    24. BP

      Mm.

    25. JR

      It's so weird.

    26. BP

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      But it's hard, (knocks) like this oak.

    28. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    29. JR

      But it's, it's the strangest plant.

    30. BP

      Yeah, it is weird.

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