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Joe Rogan Experience #1475 - Bridget Phetasy

Bridget Phetasy is a writer and comedian. Check out her show on YouTube called “Dumpster Fire” — https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5SQnm72FspDNUXK4cB2_xg & her podcast called “Walk-Ins Welcome” available on Apple Podcasts & Stitcher. @phetasy ​

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May 16, 20203h 17mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:011:25

    COVID-era LA: testing, masks, and the rise of “snitch lines”

    1. JR

      Bridget!

    2. BP

      Hey-o.

    3. JR

      You're here.

    4. BP

      Yeah.

    5. I came to make a citizen's arrest. (laughs)

    6. JR

      Oh, congrats. Ooh. It's touchy these days.

    7. BP

      We're m- less than six feet apart, I believe.

    8. JR

      I think we're okay.

    9. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    10. JR

      But did you see-

    11. BP

      Do we need to wear masks? (laughs)

    12. JR

      Um, no. We don't.

    13. BP

      Okay. (laughs)

    14. JR

      Well, you don't. You got tested and I've been tested too.

    15. BP

      I got one of the Joe Rogan tests.

    16. JR

      Yes. Yes.

    17. BP

      I feel special.

    18. JR

      Y- you are special.

    19. BP

      (laughs)

    20. JR

      Um, did you see that the, L.A. is ... They're, they have a number now where you can turn in businesses that, uh, aren't complying?

    21. BP

      Oh, yeah.

    22. JR

      Like, what, what is going on?

    23. BP

      Why?

    24. JR

      W- what is this?

    25. BP

      Who's doing that?

    26. JR

      But this is bad government. Listen, there's zero effort talking about, uh, giving people information on how to strengthen your immune system. Zero.

    27. BP

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      Zero effort. Zero effort telli- talking to people about lowering stress levels through meditation and exercise. Zero.

    29. BP

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      Zero. The importance of keeping your body healthy, zero. Zero talk about this.

  2. 1:255:42

    Lockdown without a “cure”: government overreach and moving out of California

    1. JR

      How are you supposed to make money? I don't understand this. Like, what is the thought bi- ... Here's the crazy thing. Garcetti said, "We're gonna keep L.A. on at least partial lockdown until there's a cure."

    2. BP

      Okay.

    3. JR

      There's not gonna be a cure, you fucking dummy. It's a virus.

    4. BP

      And it's ... Isn't it a cold virus?

    5. JR

      Yes.

    6. BP

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      You don't cure viruses.

    8. BP

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      I- and unless you find a way to eradicate it from the, the actual gene pool, you just-

    10. BP

      But did he actually say that?

    11. JR

      Yes. Yes.

    12. BP

      That was an actual-

    13. JR

      He said, "Until there's a cure." You can't say that.

    14. BP

      No.

    15. JR

      I- first of all, I'm sure what he meant is, like, a viable treatment that, you know, uh, a vaccine. But they're saying that even a vaccine ... There's never been a coronavirus vaccine.

    16. BP

      W-

    17. JR

      "Mayor, L.A. will never be com- never completely reopen until we have a cure." That's his, that's his quote.

    18. BP

      That, that just seems ... I mean, we don't have a cure for the flu. (laughs)

    19. JR

      That poor lady who is the health lady, someone needs to give her a steak and let her lie outside in the sun.

    20. BP

      (laughs) Oh, my God.

    21. JR

      Like, Jesus Christ, you're the health lady.

    22. BP

      I, I heard you're moving.

    23. JR

      She looks hard.

    24. BP

      That's been on the, on the wires. (laughs)

    25. JR

      Listen, we're, we're all talking about it. All of us talk about it. Everyone.

    26. BP

      Oh, all of ... Who?

    27. JR

      E- all my friends.

    28. BP

      Oh.

    29. JR

      Callan, Schaub, Joey Diaz. Everyone.

    30. BP

      You can just start like a-

  3. 5:429:25

    Political identity as ‘cult’: left vs. MAGA, tribal thinking, and nihilism

    1. BP

      And so you were pretty indoctrinated with a- all of that?

    2. JR

      Oh, yeah. Yeah.

    3. BP

      Okay.

    4. JR

      But it's ... I don't think that's what's going on here with, with the left today.... there, there's a lot of weird cult shit. It really is like cult shit. It's like religious shit. It's like instead of thinking rationally and looking at the faults of both sides, the faults of one side are completely ignored or exonerated or, you know, you find a way to forgive it or to, to find out for ... Y- you do mental gymnastics until you can-

    5. BP

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      ... f- let, let them get away with all sorts of heinous shit, privacy invasing, sh- invading shit, going after whistleblowers, drone attacks, like fucking across the board.

    7. BP

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      Everything, right?

    9. BP

      But I would say this is true about the MAGA-ists too.

    10. JR

      Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    11. BP

      You know, there's-

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. BP

      ... there's a certain amount of t- I mean, speaking of cults. (laughs)

    14. JR

      Yes. Yeah, yeah.

    15. BP

      It's a little bit like dear leader-y. You, you k-

    16. JR

      They fell into something. They fell into something. You know, they fell into a, the, the spell of a powerful figure that's stand-

    17. BP

      Right.

    18. JR

      They d- they feel like they don't have a word in.

    19. BP

      Right.

    20. JR

      They feel like they don't ... they're not represented. First of all, it's really hard for assholes to find a king. Like all kings are noble, like most of the, the people that were running for president, most of the people that were president, they were at least outwardly noble. They weren't the type of people that talk shit on someone's-

    21. BP

      (laughs)

    22. JR

      ... call someone horse face on Twitter, you know, so it's-

    23. BP

      There was a certain amount of digni- ... They were dignified to a cert-

    24. JR

      Yeah. Yeah.

    25. BP

      ... certain extent.

    26. JR

      And Trump is Trump. Love him or hate him, he's Trump. And assholes have a king now. They never had a king before. And there's a lot of assholes. It's a, it's a large market.

    27. BP

      Well, what's interesting I think on the left and what you're saying is it's more of a religion and it's, it's, uh, a f- free floating ideology that everybody's a b- a bit enamored by, but they don't have that one personality that they-

    28. JR

      Right.

    29. BP

      ... rally around and that they focus on.

    30. JR

      Right. It's showing, yeah.

  4. 9:2517:41

    Information overload: Obamagate, Biden’s acuity, and where to get news

    1. JR

      It's so frustrating. There's ... First of all, there's too many series to follow. There's the Obamagate series.

    2. BP

      That's f-

    3. JR

      You gotta follow that.

    4. BP

      ... nu- nutcase.

    5. JR

      Yeah. Nutcase. Nutcase. The, the, l- the se- sitting president, uh, e- exiting president literally hires or gets the FBI to investigate Trump. (laughs)

    6. BP

      I don't know anything about Obamagate, but I did see a take down of Obamagate that was pretty harsh where the guy was like, it basically relies on you having to believe a series of conspiracy theories in order for it to even hold up. And I am just gonna sit here right now before everyone's all like, "Da, da, da, da, da," I know nothing about Obamagate.

    7. JR

      Yeah. I don't-

    8. BP

      And I actually don't give a shit. (laughs)

    9. JR

      That might have been an older video. That might have been an older video.

    10. BP

      No, it's from last night.

    11. JR

      Mm. J- Listen to Jimmy Dore's video on it. Jimmy Dore's video is excellent.

    12. BP

      Okay.

    13. JR

      And he, he breaks down exactly what the administration did.

    14. BP

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      And that it's illegal. And that you're, you're, you're essentially using the FBI to spy on Trump. And then when it turned out that all that Russia stuff that they were claiming was going to happen didn't take place and that they knew it wasn't really happening to begin with, that what, what they're saying was all exaggerating and hyperbole and they were trying to turn it into something that it wasn't.

    16. BP

      I do- I don't know. I, I-

    17. JR

      Oh, okay. You don't know.

    18. BP

      ... I haven't been following it. I see it and I just-

    19. JR

      It's not good. It's all not good. It's not good 'cause it's-

    20. BP

      What's the other story that we need to follow? Other series?

    21. JR

      'Cause there's so many stories. There's so many going on right now, right? Is, is Joe Biden losing his fucking mind?

    22. BP

      Oh.

    23. JR

      Like do they have him locked in a basement somewhere and they're pumping him up with steroids and Coke right before he does an interview?

    24. BP

      Weren't they gonna do like a whole Fortnite thing where he was gonna be a, you know, what are they called, a hologram in Fortnite or something and then like, this is gonna be our first hologram president of the house? (laughs)

    25. JR

      Oh, hologram debate, right?

    26. BP

      Do you put anything beyond the realm of possibility at the point that we're at, though?

    27. JR

      No.

    28. BP

      In, in the world?

    29. JR

      There's-

    30. BP

      Doesn't it feel like we live in a fucking simulation?

  5. 17:4131:54

    Lockdown consequences in LA: homelessness, gig economy collapse, and small business triage

    1. BP

      And I definitely see, um... It's weird, like, m- where I live in LA is a bit of a crossroads area, and it's a little bit... Like, crossroads of the big freeways and some of the big arteries of the road, the roads. And it's at night because everybody's in lockdown. It's all the, like, drifters and homeless people.

    2. JR

      Mm.

    3. BP

      And it feels fucking weird when you go out in LA at night. It's all ju-

    4. JR

      Mad Maxing?

    5. BP

      It's like zombies. Yeah.

    6. JR

      Right? Because nothing's open.

    7. BP

      Yeah. So it's, nothing's open and no one's on the road-

    8. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    9. BP

      ... but there, there's just like this kind of drifter population in LA. And they're, and y- they're the only ones that you see, so it's so highlighted right now.

    10. JR

      Is anybody doing a tally on how many more homeless people there are?

    11. BP

      What I wonder is-

    12. 40% increase I just saw last night. They're expected-

    13. Whoa.

    14. ... over the next 12 months, I think, or I don't know the time period.

    15. JR

      40% increase. So go from 70,000 to like, what is that?

    16. BP

      Another-

    17. JR

      85,000, 87,000, something like that?

    18. BP

      It's, uh, yeah.

    19. JR

      What in the fuck?

    20. BP

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      What the fuck?

    22. BP

      I mean, it's hitting LA hard because most of the people were like freelancers, you know? Everybody's, everybody's in the gig economy here. Everyone I fucking knew drew- drove Uber who was trying to make it as a comic or trying to make it as... Any creative is doing a, has a side hustle.

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. BP

      So you take away... Like the ma- think about it, the makeup artists, all the people who are working on m- in music. All the people that are no longer in work because there are no live music shows. All the people lighting, uh, it's, it's so bottomless in this town, I'm, I, I'm worried about LA.

    25. JR

      It should... You should be worried because we have a guy who's running it that thinks that the solution is keep everybody home.

    26. BP

      (laughs)

    27. JR

      That's not the solution.

    28. BP

      No, no.

    29. JR

      And, and now they're saying crazy things like... I'll read you a quote because this quote is fucking nuts. Someone sent it to me and I read it and I was like, "Is that real? Did he really say that?" And he was talking about the mandatory wearing of masks, and so this is the quote he said, "Bring your mask with you whenever you leave your home," Garcetti said. "That will help us get more freedoms."

    30. BP

      What?

  6. 31:541:22:11

    Schools closed, kids sidelined, and the mental-health fallout of isolation

    1. BP

      So, we've been talking to just ... I, you know, I reached out to my audience and a lot of people are okay, and so they're willing to make the sacrifice. A lot of people have their own health worries that they're worried about. O- ... People who are overweight or diabetic are obviously more concerned.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. BP

      And that's a problem in our country. One of the things that I've been thinking a lot about is just the school. And my uncle and I were talking about this, that year, you know, especially the vulnerable kids, kids who are at home, in homes that are abusive or-

    4. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    5. BP

      ... kids who already are at a disadvantage. Maybe they, they live in, um ... They're just, like, in the vulnerable communities and they're ... Really, education is one of the only ways kind of out of their circumstances.

    6. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    7. BP

      And now there's already something, I believe it's called the summer gap, and they, they fall very far behind because they don't have, like, summer camps and they don't have all the access that, uh, some other kids do. And now they're missing almost a year or half of a year, six months. And this is time and ... That these kids are never gonna get back. So, I'm worried about tho- those kids.

    8. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    9. BP

      You know, there, there are so many ... All of this stuff, it hurts the poorest. You know, really, it's a, it's a disease that hurts. It's not even-

    10. JR

      It's a divider.

    11. BP

      Yeah, but it's a, it, it's a monetary thing, really.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. BP

      It really comes down to i- if you're poor, you're gonna ... This is gonna hurt you a lot.

    14. JR

      But this is also a disease where wealthy people can lose everything. People that have had, like, a really good run and had a great business and built it up for years and years and years and worked hard, all of a sudden, boom, it could be gone and you could have nothing.

    15. BP

      Right. So, have you heard-

    16. JR

      That's- that's real possible.

    17. BP

      Have you heard anecdotally just-

    18. JR

      Yes.

    19. BP

      ... stories of that from people?

    20. JR

      My friends who own gyms-

    21. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    22. JR

      ... they're going under.

    23. BP

      Yeah, that's, that's the, one of the things that kills me too. All these, like, um, jujitsu places and the places where kids go, cam- little camps.

    24. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    25. BP

      There's a place by me that's one of the gymnastics places that I used to take the autistic kids to go to, and I don't know how they're gonna make it. And then these places won't-

    26. JR

      I don't understand how they're justifying keeping kids out of school. It's not a disease that is killing kids. The amount of kids that die from this disease are very small, much smaller than the flu, much smaller. So, if you look at how many kids die from the flu and you look at how many kids die from COVID-

    27. BP

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      ... we should be terrified of the flu.

    29. BP

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      But yet we'll let our kids go to school with teachers, and we're not checking these ta- teachers to make sure these teachers don't have the flu.

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